Minos got so powerful by the end when saying "DIE" that he managed to find the exact location of V1 as he was reacting to his videos, only to kick him in the eye
He didn't kick V1 in the eye He tore it apart "Anyways I'll be getting the Midas prime and some of those marksman rounds so I can do 'balanced' damage"
@@ThatBox_ There is something very menacing about the way he says it. Maybe that's because it sounds rather out of character, like his inner rage he held for heaven is starting to show.
@@Solo_man69Why would king Minos, who is from an ancient Athenian myth, in a game based off of a medieval Italian book ever possibly speak Hebrew. And I know sections of the Bible are written in Hebrew but sections of the new testament are written in other languages. (To be clear the Italian book in question is Dante's inferno not the Bible.)
@@bobpiss3400I’m quite certain (if not, correct me) that the Bible was written in Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek. I am also pretty sure that a good portion of the Bible was written in Hebrew.
The fact that every time Minos says any words V1 is dying due to the powerful mechanic "Words can hurt" and "Every Minos Prime words is alerting attacks"
How to speak in the Holy Tongue (feat. Gabriel Ultrakill): A mere object! **Boom** Your crime is existence **Boom** You make even the devil cry! **Boom** The layers of this palace are not for your kind **Boom 3X** YOU ARE GETTING RUSTY MACHINE! **Boom** NOTHING BUT SCRAP! **large Kaboom**
The fact that v1 visited the limbo layer, some random kitchen, the outskirts of city 17 and the world of cruelty squad all within 14 seconds is no exaggeration, he's just using the explosions to do a double piss shit storage and travel at lightspeed
Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom.. For the CRIMES like time have committed against humanity have NOT FORGOTTEN. And thy punishment….. is DEATH!
The fact that V1 got +MAURICED near the end is what tops it all off.
CRUSH!
while hitting the yamcha pose
My name is Maurice
Only an ultrakill player can understand that
@@tristanmisja fr
As a native Chinese speaker, I can confirm this video is very accurate and educational for language learning, well done Pinos!
traditional chinese gang🤝
@@VbuhNWOB traditional chinese for life
As a person who learns Chinese this was very educational
@@VbuhNWOB Traditional Chinese > Simplified Chinese
Pinos Mrime
Minos got so powerful by the end when saying "DIE" that he managed to find the exact location of V1 as he was reacting to his videos, only to kick him in the eye
He didn't kick V1 in the eye
He tore it apart
"Anyways I'll be getting the Midas prime and some of those marksman rounds so I can do 'balanced' damage"
@@Waffle_enjoyer only one problem sir, SISYPHUS PRIME HAS ARRIVED
@@Waffle_enjoyerah yes the calamity mod
This goes so fucking hard for some reason
Everything goes hard if you put "Heaven pierce her" under it, but true
I think it's an accurate representation of how it feels to fight minos prime the first time
0:02 I’d say it’s more like an ign employee getting the revolver for the first time
That “WEAK” was soul shattering
@@ThatBox_ There is something very menacing about the way he says it. Maybe that's because it sounds rather out of character, like his inner rage he held for heaven is starting to show.
body language fits incredibly with the dialogue
IT LITERALLY DOES WHAT
Oml it does
TRUE LITERALLY.
To be honest "creature of steel" is more of a compliment to v1 than it is an insult
ye
gabriel's "nothing but scrap" is much more insulting tbh
Imo Minos doesnt exactly hate V1 but at the same time Minos needs v1 to DIE
I mean, the guy is still greatful to V1 for releasing him free.
@@mku420 wow, such smart, so funny
Using his sheer will, Minos converted Chinese into English.
Bro turned from Hebrew to Chinese to english
中国的废话什么的，我不是中国人
Translation: JUDGEMENT!
@@iamwoke322I only read the "I'm not Chinese" part before translating lmao
@@Solo_man69Why would king Minos, who is from an ancient Athenian myth, in a game based off of a medieval Italian book ever possibly speak Hebrew. And I know sections of the Bible are written in Hebrew but sections of the new testament are written in other languages. (To be clear the Italian book in question is Dante's inferno not the Bible.)
@@bobpiss3400I’m quite certain (if not, correct me) that the Bible was written in Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek. I am also pretty sure that a good portion of the Bible was written in Hebrew.
0:11 cruelty squad reference located
deploy liquidation,,,,,,
sCHIZO shit located
The fact that every time Minos says any words V1 is dying due to the powerful mechanic "Words can hurt" and "Every Minos Prime words is alerting attacks"
credit card: declines
my therapist:
i hate it when my therapist yells "THY END IS NOW" and punches the hell out of me
The "Thy end is now" is just so funny to me because of the hand signs
Best voicelines ever spoken
Unironically, this is what introduced me to Ultrakill. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Toilet head man insults security camera for 14 seconds
Best comment.
Instantly regrets what happens next
and a weirdly carved boulder smashes the security camera into bits
V
Vcurity camera
Bro predicted skibidi toilet
Minos prime keep killing me with these words 💀💀💀😭😭😭
_JUDGEMENT_
SUB ON THE VUBH OR YOU WILL BE CROSSING THE WILL OF GOD!
@@cringeybones4820 balls
@@UH-60_Blackhawk _oh yessir_
@@UH-60_Blackhawk _NICE BALLS_
*THY END IS NOW!*
its a nice touch that you adjusted the skin to match minos’ skin color
How to speak in the Holy Tongue
(feat. Gabriel Ultrakill):
A mere object! **Boom**
Your crime is existence **Boom**
You make even the devil cry! **Boom**
The layers of this palace are not for your kind **Boom 3X**
YOU ARE GETTING RUSTY MACHINE! **Boom**
NOTHING BUT SCRAP! **large Kaboom**
May your woes be many... *maurice crush*
...and your days few. *gabriel throwing his swords as the last scene*
Ultrakill somehow makes memes a million times funnier than they would be without Ultrakill characters.
"WEAK"
*aneurysm*
i cant believe this was my first interaction with any type of ultrakill media
as a person who has Chinese parents this is pretty light when compared to all the other things you will hear
This is perfect
most calm therapist after the credit card declines
incredible chinese was spoken i am in shock
this is one of the actually funniest comments ive ever read
i felt that when he said "weak" i was exploded and flung and died :((((((((((((((((((
that triple hit combo at the end
You know it’s bad when V1 gets sat down after being hit with the “Thy end if now”
"I need my PERCS!"
- Minos Prime
-How many times you watched it?
-JUDGEMENT
-PREPARE THYSELF
-DIE
-THY END IS NOW
-WEAK
-PUNISHMENT
-CREATURE OF STEEL
-CRUSH
-DIE
The fact that v1 visited the limbo layer, some random kitchen, the outskirts of city 17 and the world of cruelty squad all within 14 seconds is no exaggeration, he's just using the explosions to do a double piss shit storage and travel at lightspeed
For some reason the idea of Minos Prime wearing clothes is really entertaining to me. Probably because of his faceless face
the hand signs fit so well
Behold, the video that got me into ultrakill
I love how v1 got +MAURICED by Minos 💀
Greetings In Vocal Binary
~ By Soul Of Minos (prime)
“DIE, THY END IS NOW! CRUSH, PREPARE THYSELF, WEAK!”
"Stand proud V1, you are strong"
i love how “you are ugly” means “creature of steel”
FINE I’LL PLAY ULTRAKILL
Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom.. For the CRIMES like time have committed against humanity have NOT FORGOTTEN. And thy punishment….. is DEATH!
This is me after dying to the same enemy 50x in a row.
With the release of Brutal difficulty, this meme becomes a reality yet again.
For some reason ,I can not stop to watching it lol
This game is great when you’re watching OTHER people suffer too
Cant lie,V1 had its head shattered yesterday. Makes sense
Watch this in 2x speed to toggle radiant enemies.
That's where I get my vocabulary!
this video introduced me to ultrakill
"Creature of steel... I have found this funny rock and i am about to throw it at you!
[+MAURICED]
“Creature of steel.”
_V1 discovers what he is and physically recoils from the realisation_
"Creature of steel" *explodes*
I absolutely love this
minos with a dress is cursed
nah he slayin 💯
I like how even "Creature of Steel" anahilates V1 [Or insultes poor go-pro]
I just love how iconic source engine is that you can instantly if it’s being used 😂
Yeah i love doin the “bejing judgment” moves ngl
my fav line in all of existence is minos saying "creature of steel"
This was the first video I seen about Ultrakill.
This popped up in my recommended after I D-ranked Minos Prime and beat him for the first time.
Im gonna have emotional trauma for the rest of my life.
"Judgement!"
*Aint no way Minos rlly gave me ptsd. I swear i thought of dash storage instantly. Help.*
I like how he says punishment
0:10 Don’t think I didn’t see that Cruelty Squad background, I’d recognize that face structure anywhere
CRUELTY SQUAD MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
+mauriced
This man introduced me to Ultrakill
I love how Thy end is now is delayed
As a Chinese that can’t speak Mandarin, this is accurate
As a Chinese that can speak Mandarin, this is accurate
As a Chinese who cant speak, this is accurate
@@LandwehrRanker what
never seen a ultrakill shitpost be so accurate
I love the fact tha "creature of steel" goes with "youre ugly", its like he is calling v1 ugly
He forgot not to sugarcoat it 😢
using the power of chinese, Minos destroyed the creature of steel before he could get to his search history.
I don’t know who these people are or why they are infecting my recommendations, but this is truly a THY END IS NOW moment
every time Minos says one of his voicelines i shit my pants
That Hurt My Feelings. Im a Creature of steel..
Minos soon becomes my chinese teacher irl
Judgement! Prepare thyself! Die! Thy end is now! WEAK, Punishment, Creature of steel, Crush! Die!
He didn’t prepare thyself
wait cruelty squad map in gmod??? did you use the texturizer or is there finally a cruelty squad map on the workshop finally?
le texturizer,,,,,,, (i love funny face)
that game makes me wish i was blind
@@society1876 ikr its great
how did i only now notice that V1's background when Minos says "creature of steel" is from Cruelty Squad 💀
Officially my fave video on RUclips
Live footage of a first time player against MP on standart
As minos speaker this is true for roasting a pan of common steel
Honestly the best thing I've seen in 2023 so far.
We need a Sisyphus version
I like how when Pinos Prime says crush v1 gets mauriced
This is what a therapist does after your credit card is declined
bro got triplekilled at the end :skull:
I cannot take anymore of this😭
As someone who beat minos, this words make my heartrate spike
I LOVE HOW THE "You are ugly" ONE SAYS "Creature of Steel" AND "Crush" IS "Fuck off"
Yamcha pose on V1 is crazy ngl
Every ultrakill player is of the exact same body and mind, no different and unique thoughts, no change, no emotion
Hive mind
amazing
Man i love this community
average minos prime fight
the workers at mcdonalds after I use bouncing flask on the building
funny how this video got me into ultrakill
v1 is going through the depths of the 5th lvl of hell
v1 somehow went to cruelty squad
0:13 NOT THE YAMCHA POSE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀
Came here just to find original voice lines of Ellernate from Doomspire Defense 🤯
*"THY END THIS NOW 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"*
Thyself was not prepared😔