OMG Good point! It's so heartbreaking that corrections is the actual show and NBC isn't aware of it. The promotions and advertising team has missed the boat completely. I demand a course correction!!!!! Corrections is a very lovely and intimate segment borne out of the Darwinism survivalist of current media: If it lives, then it LIVES.
Came to say this too. And his doctor should have known that. I'm starting to think maybe his doctor isn't qualified, or else it might have been a made up story. Seth wouldn't make up a story like that though, would he? It would make his doctor look bad. Starting to think I cant trust doctors anymore, cause Seth would never tell a lie. /s
There was a Patton Oswalt bit about how the best stand up he's every seen was back in the 80s he opened for a comedy magician who got stiffed by the club owner so the magicians whole bit was passive aggressively going through his entire act and at the end of every joke yelling at the audience "OKAY!?" I think this is the new version of that and I love it.
Correction: do *not* give this monstrosity an Emmy. This is because I'm pretty sure the reason he will keep making it is the pursuit of an Emmy, meaning that the one thing most likely to cause this beautiful experience to end is, in fact, Seth winning an Emmy for it.
I don't even want it submitted for nomination. Nothing kills a joke faster than explaining it. And he'd have to abandon all jokes with historical Corrections build references to homogenize the segment for middle America. Plus, I like the intimacy, the feeling that Corrections is for his crew. And the jackals.
Here's a fun fact: The show Fraiser won 37 Emmys over the 11 years it was on. Fraiser. It had a laugh track... Because it wasn't very funny... This madness that Seth offers us? It's got a "laugh track" composed of actual comedians who aren't going to laugh unless there's legitimate humour. And Seth absolutely KILLS every episode. He's EARNED at least one Emmy! Especially if that garbage called Fraiser got more than 3 a year despite being absolute trash!
@@a24396 we can disagree. The original Frasier was hilarious, just a lot of jokes that you had to have a little baseline knowledge of beforehand so if came off as more pretentious as intended.
Does everyone realize how lucky we are to have free access to a totally unhinged, boundary-defying segment that interacts extensively with its audience while also wholly adhering to the creative vision of its creator, one of the world’s top B-list comics?
Comics? like the magazines? or comedians? like Oliver or Colbert? Also, it was very rude to put him on the B list. Hope he comments on this next corrections :P
I didn't read either as intended with malice. Comic is synonym of comedian, a bit old-school perhaps. At first, I thought B-list was negative but then I reconsidered. A-list comedians have to sell out too much to be A-list( Colbert, Fallon, etc.) I prefer Seth AND CREW right where they are in LATE night! A-listers are usually too busy to read YT comments anyway.😂@@gusstavv
Pssha, I feel that "B-list" is a subjective term. Seth is top tier and we are just lucky that he loved doing this silly segment with us. As a member of Strike Force 5 and with a spot in late night going on 10 years, Seth is A-List all the way.
My own personal theory is the jackals are trying to slowly drive Seth insane. Just look at the thumbnail to this video and tell me they aren't succeeding!
4:04 30 year mason here. Cement shoes would work just as well, probably better than concrete shoes. I have never heard cement powder that has had water added then cured called by any name other than cement. The main reason aggregate (sand, gravel, rock) is added, is to reduce cost. As someone who has had to try to break apart a bag of pure cement that has gotten wet and hardened, it is incredibly strong. The same volume of cement is also heavier than concrete. Yes, you would have to mix the cement powder with water and let it dry to be effective, just as you would with a concrete mix. Cement would also harden faster than concrete.
I bet he was already wearing that nice black shirt to go to the theatre afterwards, and now he'll have to sit through the whole evening slightly damp and smelling of Negroni...😂😂
@@NinjaPleaseThankYou There's no "we" when it comes to the collection of individual viewers and their reasons for watching. Grow a pair and learn to speak for yourself. If this is confusing for you, think about this: *I have no idea why you watch whatever you watch, but I know why I do.* Is any of this sinking in?
The way it's built, it really looked like a genuine accident to me... like he just didn't lift the big cube high enough to clear the negroni glass. But we may never know for sure!
It wasn't planned. He may go "Trump style" and try to play it off as planned, or he may go "Rudd style" and own his mistake like so many of Paul Rudd's characters near the end of the movie. Time will tell.
i don't know how you turn a throwaway bit into something that is this aggressively charming every week. seriously, i'm here for the lame jokes, but there are so many times i have to pause the video and just sit-down for 5 minutes to absorb. just, incredible.
@christycarter746 Not proud is OK, but you don't need to feel ashamed, either. There's a support group of like-minded individuals who feel the same as you. I'm told it's called the "Church of Scientology." I guess I'm a member, too, though I was raised Catholic, so I don't know how it all works.
What a lovely thing, this weird corner of the internet, where a talk show host wants to bail early to go check out his buddies' act. Tells the audience about it, speed runs the bits, and somehow comes out on top. God bless you Seth and crew, for making this show.
I guess that one is on me, since I'm pretty sure I called it Bazooka Joe gum in my comment. So this newbie jackal got jackaled. Feels... kinda appropriate, to be honest.
What I didn't realize was that Bazooka Bubble Gum was from Topps until last year. And why did Bazooka Joe have that eyepatch? Lose one too many knife fights?
O, M, ....G. SO JUDGY! Divorce him immediately! (No really don't just making a joke you guys have a kind of beautiful relationship where he can be honest and you can be ok with it enough to do a TELL ALL to the internet) Loves!!!
@@BensonTrent 💙🤣 yeah he's great, so I tolerate his lack of jackalness. He does sit patiently when I show him Seth clips 😁 And I'm so glad Seth made us into a community here so we can chat with each other if our people aren't that into it. 🐾🐾
I was going to say that this continues Seth's slow decent into madness, but as a Jackal, I must admit: it is no longer slow, nor can I say with a straight face that we haven't arrived into madness quite awhile ago. In any case, we love you Seth (and crew)!
The 100th episode of Corrections will be hosted by a cardboard cutout of Seth and they will probably just play a low quality audio recording on a cassette tape.
Anyone else noticed how much better Late Night has grown since Corrections became... whatever this is? Seth is more loose, silly, & almost like the fear of being wrong is gone... WE did that. We gave him his freedom. & Now, he gets his jewels!
"Speed Corrections" is just the thing that can save us all precious time. Golden Jackals only live sixteen years in captivity! (Yes, we are Golden Jackals)
This might be my favorite corrections yet. The energy is high, the improv with playing off mistakes is hilarious. Glad I started at episode 1 or I wouldn't have known what was going on.
That's kind of like saying, well if you're watching RUclips in a browser on Linux or FreeBSD, opening a console window and typing "ps" to find the process ID of your web browser and then typing "kill -9 " is effectively a STOP button
@@si1verflare If you play bongos with a pen knife, you're cutting them up and destroying them because they're a rubbish musical instrument. #CaptainObvious , away!
All loops are endless, you don't need to say "endless loop" Nobody ever noticed themselves being at the end of a loop. Every moment of our lives is mid loop. Now, swoops have definite beginnings and endings, and thus the middle of the swoop can be deduced in retrospect
@@archmage_of_the_aether Idioms such as “endless loop” are commonly grammatically suspect but are generally accepted in the guise of poetic license. Nitpicking such a statement is tedious and gratuitous imho.
Thank you for actually going through with making a giant block of ice for a quick gag. It’s that kind of integrity and conviction to making a joke that keeps us all coming back. You’re a good apple Seth. #CorrectionsIsDeadLongLiveCorrections
Probably my favorite Corrections. Laughed so hard and that was before he brought up Keiko, which killed. I was a 10-year-old orca- obsessed girl when Keiko was brought to Oregon. No shred of news about Keiko escaped my notice, and I saw him no fewer than 5 times at the Oregon Coast Aquarium (1.5 hours from home). I was completely consumed in my obsession with this whale. We have many selfies together. I had the Keiko coins. I had the Keiko necklace. I convinced my parents to get the annual membership. I absolutely bought into the Free Willy - Keiko Foundation's vision. Then I got older. He was moved to Iceland. And I kept tabs from a distance. Shocking when he was set loose, sought out people and eventually died of pneumonia? Well, maybe at the time, but I'm old and cynical enough now to think the higher-ups and experts working in that foundation MUST have known this was not going to work. But, boy, did the crowd throw so much money and support at this cause, to the extent that even if those guys knew it wouldn't work, they couldn't back down. Oh well. Thankfully, we're learning from outcomes like that... So, my cathartic ending is that I eventually moved to Norway, where I live on my husband's family farm, which is 1.5 hours from Keiko's burial mound. Our connection was real! And...speaking of Norway, which is next to Sweden and practically shares its language....Seth, you've mentioned twice on your podcast that your mom wanted to be called "Mormor" when your kids came along. I really hate to be "that person," but the sad truth is that your mom could never be "Mormor"😢 due to the misfortune of both her children's male-ness😉. "Mormor" is "Mom's mom." She would have been "Farmor" ("dad's mom"), which is not as cozy-sounding. My 2-year-old has decided to go with "Pappamor" and "Pappafar" for his paternal grandparents here. So much cuter, just like the Ponkas😍😍 Love that!
Emmy is her own woman and doesn't need anyone to tell her how to live her life, though she could probably use a bit more humor in her life, to loosen up just a bit.
This was turbo-charged indeed! It's always great when Seth rubs his eyes with his hands. It usually means a disaster is unfolding and it's so much fun to watch him try to cope. He never fully recovered from that massive Negroni fail. Hope he made it to the theater on time!
We started to lose Seth when the pandemic started. Remember how he used to wear a suit in the show BEFORE? Now we got this. And since then I LOVE IT!! PD.: It's sad to see the other comedians got back to the stiff suit as soon as they could. Some even never left it.
The “Ringo playing bongos” gag made me laugh loud enough to wake up everyone in my house at midnight. While I expected the joke, I did not expect that to be so funny. I love corrections!
Wow. You can’t stop doing corrections. You have to try to top that/make up for that chaos. Seth, you’re the best late night show by far, nailing it in every direction, but this RUclips exclusive content makes me so much more than content. Thank you so much. ❤
We still can. Seth can make BirdBane attach it to the ending of this ep, and then force everyone who doesn't know how to end a RUclips clip to watch it.
@@sherinameless1618yes! A treat for everyone who has “a RUclips without a stop button” P.s. I love that song. Sometimes I just sing the last “animal flubs” out loud when I stand up from my desk to leave work. I wonder if it’s just running as a background process in my brain stem.
I see the accretion of Corrections has gotten to Seth - with each episode, his madness grows. Soon this majestic chaos will be the norm, his "normal" show will recede, overwhelmed by Bird Banes and Rudy Googliani-centric skits.
Corrections went from mildly unhinged to completely removed from any notion of hinges, and it gets better each week
It's my favorite thing. May it never end.
"Corrections: So unhinged that we are legally a marquee"
Pretty accurate description
😂
Best corrections ever
This is the actual show and 90% of Seth's viewers are missing it.
Shhhhhh, we don't want to attract the normies...
OMG Good point! It's so heartbreaking that corrections is the actual show and NBC isn't aware of it. The promotions and advertising team has missed the boat completely. I demand a course correction!!!!! Corrections is a very lovely and intimate segment borne out of the Darwinism survivalist of current media: If it lives, then it LIVES.
Love this 🎉😂
Agreed. This is the Area 51 of good comedy. Shhh
Pencils don't actually contain lead. It's a mix of graphite and clay binder.
Right!?!
Came to say this too. And his doctor should have known that. I'm starting to think maybe his doctor isn't qualified, or else it might have been a made up story. Seth wouldn't make up a story like that though, would he? It would make his doctor look bad. Starting to think I cant trust doctors anymore, cause Seth would never tell a lie. /s
@@khaightlynnhe spent the budget on the George Harrison bite. Now he has to go to John Mullaneys old doctor.
Dr. Spaceman?
I was going to post this too. Corrections on a corrections. Groovy.
Seth making a mess of the Negroni is where I knew there was no recovering this episode of Corrections and I love Seth and his crew so much for that.
Really. Who spills a negroni? Theres no recovery from this. It is the most obstreperous of cocktails. Very much a "fourth date" drink.
I also like punctation.
Attacked by a jackal, you've been!! Sir or ma'am-this is your true anointing. Cheers!
It was only like two commas missing, anyway.
If Seth ever writes an autobiography, he should title it "Corrections: A Man's Slow Descent to Madness." I'd buy it.
it had better come with the complete video set
More apt would be Corrections: A Closer Look
Slow descent??!! It's turbo descent now!!
@@scarletspidernz LMAO, perfect.
What in the world?! This guy went head first into madness.
The “Seth don’t need rehearsal “ with the self thumb pointing had me dying
I genuinely stopped breathing at that part! 😂
Cue the "I told you so" song from Will and Grace from the crew.
This episode feels like the kind of thing you’ll have to recall in court when the judge asks “were there any signs?”
Especially the mid-credit clip. There may have to be an intervention soon. 😆
There was a Patton Oswalt bit about how the best stand up he's every seen was back in the 80s he opened for a comedy magician who got stiffed by the club owner so the magicians whole bit was passive aggressively going through his entire act and at the end of every joke yelling at the audience "OKAY!?" I think this is the new version of that and I love it.
@@rustyshackleferd1696 I thought exactly the same thing! Was about to say that here, but you beat me to it!
This is hilarious
Blue doesn't Solve the puzzles, she Makes the puzzles. By leaving clues. Blue's Clues.
We solve the puzzle with our handy dandy notebooks!
here's the mail it never fails it makes me want to wag my tail and when it comes i want to wail MAAAAAAAAAIL
That's what I said on the original video except I forgot she was a girl. Haha
We sat on down, figured it out, what those clues were all about.
Now we need a weekly Corrections for the Corrections video.
A Top 5 corrections episode if Ive ever seen one.
GIVE THIS MONSTROSITY AN EMMY DAMMIT!
Correction: do *not* give this monstrosity an Emmy.
This is because I'm pretty sure the reason he will keep making it is the pursuit of an Emmy, meaning that the one thing most likely to cause this beautiful experience to end is, in fact, Seth winning an Emmy for it.
I don't even want it submitted for nomination.
Nothing kills a joke faster than explaining it. And he'd have to abandon all jokes with historical Corrections build references to homogenize the segment for middle America. Plus,
I like the intimacy, the feeling that Corrections is for his crew. And the jackals.
Fingers crossed for the return episode next week, leap day!!!
Here's a fun fact: The show Fraiser won 37 Emmys over the 11 years it was on. Fraiser. It had a laugh track... Because it wasn't very funny... This madness that Seth offers us? It's got a "laugh track" composed of actual comedians who aren't going to laugh unless there's legitimate humour. And Seth absolutely KILLS every episode. He's EARNED at least one Emmy! Especially if that garbage called Fraiser got more than 3 a year despite being absolute trash!
@@a24396 we can disagree. The original Frasier was hilarious, just a lot of jokes that you had to have a little baseline knowledge of beforehand so if came off as more pretentious as intended.
A frantic, damp, and hasty Seth Meyers is a wild and unique sight to behold.
This comment made me feel things.
This is the side of him usually only seen by his wife 😂
I've never felt such anxiety watching Corrections before
I've never felt so calm
Even better at 1.5
Yeah, the ones where he was "mad" people were accusing him of "padding it out" were much calmer.
Then you're not correcting correctly
, I felt positive anxiety... but really it was strong, 😃
Does everyone realize how lucky we are to have free access to a totally unhinged, boundary-defying segment that interacts extensively with its audience while also wholly adhering to the creative vision of its creator, one of the world’s top B-list comics?
Comics? like the magazines? or comedians? like Oliver or Colbert?
Also, it was very rude to put him on the B list. Hope he comments on this next corrections :P
I didn't read either as intended with malice. Comic is synonym of comedian, a bit old-school perhaps. At first, I thought B-list was negative but then I reconsidered. A-list comedians have to sell out too much to be A-list( Colbert, Fallon, etc.) I prefer Seth AND CREW right where they are in LATE night! A-listers are usually too busy to read YT comments anyway.😂@@gusstavv
Pssha, I feel that "B-list" is a subjective term. Seth is top tier and we are just lucky that he loved doing this silly segment with us. As a member of Strike Force 5 and with a spot in late night going on 10 years, Seth is A-List all the way.
I like when "Late Night" is hosted by an A-Lister who doesn't realize they're A-list. Dave had it. Conan had it. Seth has it.
@@markm3346 Fallon is A-list? Seriously? Whoever does the lists, maybe reconsider.
Seth has COMPLETELY lost it and nobody is even pretending to help him look for it and it's amazing.
My own personal theory is the jackals are trying to slowly drive Seth insane. Just look at the thumbnail to this video and tell me they aren't succeeding!
I just watched it twice, it gets better with each watching! I love Seth so much!
@@davidknightx not all of the jackals. Some of us are just here to watch it happen, not to actively contribute
I love Seth and have his back at every turn. It's getting a bit convoluted but it's Seth. I love Seth.
I hope we get a great leap day episode.
4:04 30 year mason here.
Cement shoes would work just as well, probably better than concrete shoes.
I have never heard cement powder that has had water added then cured called by any name other than cement.
The main reason aggregate (sand, gravel, rock) is added, is to reduce cost.
As someone who has had to try to break apart a bag of pure cement that has gotten wet and hardened, it is incredibly strong.
The same volume of cement is also heavier than concrete.
Yes, you would have to mix the cement powder with water and let it dry to be effective, just as you would with a concrete mix.
Cement would also harden faster than concrete.
Just when I finally thought I got the difference between the two, you share that, and now I'm more confused than ever.
This just blew me out of the water. Er, cement. Cement mixed with water.
The joke about women/girls not being able to solve puzzles after Seth, a man, couldn't figure out how to pick up a large ice cube, was *chef's kiss*
Not all got it
half was women
...
men
The Great Negroni Incident of 2024. May we never forget. 🤣🤣🤣
RIP to the Negroni
o7
I bet he was already wearing that nice black shirt to go to the theatre afterwards, and now he'll have to sit through the whole evening slightly damp and smelling of Negroni...😂😂
I'll always remember where I was the day of the Great Negroni Incident. *cue Sarah McLachlan music*
F
This is it. This is the one that finally lands the Emmy.
For real, that was my thought through the whole thing
Idk, I think he will really start coming into his Emmy-own around episode 200. Or even 300.
Is an Emmy worth a man's sanity? This is a sad funny and I don't know why we keep watching
@@NinjaPleaseThankYou Counterpoint: is it? It usually feels more like the show he WANTS to do, with "Late Night" being more the show he HAS to do.
@@NinjaPleaseThankYou There's no "we" when it comes to the collection of individual viewers and their reasons for watching. Grow a pair and learn to speak for yourself. If this is confusing for you, think about this: *I have no idea why you watch whatever you watch, but I know why I do.* Is any of this sinking in?
Seth has fostered an environment where I will never know if he spilled the Negroni on purpose or not
His face said "not expected" but he will say the contrary
The way it's built, it really looked like a genuine accident to me... like he just didn't lift the big cube high enough to clear the negroni glass. But we may never know for sure!
@@gusstavvyeah I agree, the visible surprise was a tell. But he would make a whole other episode of corrections about it being planned if he could
It wasn't planned. He may go "Trump style" and try to play it off as planned, or he may go "Rudd style" and own his mistake like so many of Paul Rudd's characters near the end of the movie. Time will tell.
@@johnobrien2373 Or maybe he'll go doggie style, and sit there next to you smiling like, "fart? What's a fart?"
"You can f*ck right off down the side of a mountain" is the funniest sentence, maybe ever
Fully agree. I was like wtf and in hysterics
Did he forget that it was a reference to something not in Corrections?
If you're not going to censor properly, why do it at all?
i don't know how you turn a throwaway bit into something that is this aggressively charming every week. seriously, i'm here for the lame jokes, but there are so many times i have to pause the video and just sit-down for 5 minutes to absorb. just, incredible.
Please don't end this segment. It is the BEST thing on the internet!
I'm really hoping he's playing the long game on an April Fools joke. would be so sad if corrections ended.
Wouldn't worry about it.
@@hcoughingI TOTALLY agree!!🥺The mere thought of CORRECTIONS is what gets me through some weeks(i'm not necessarily proud of that😳)!!😔
@christycarter746 Not proud is OK, but you don't need to feel ashamed, either. There's a support group of like-minded individuals who feel the same as you. I'm told it's called the "Church of Scientology." I guess I'm a member, too, though I was raised Catholic, so I don't know how it all works.
Agreed!!
What a lovely thing, this weird corner of the internet, where a talk show host wants to bail early to go check out his buddies' act. Tells the audience about it, speed runs the bits, and somehow comes out on top.
God bless you Seth and crew, for making this show.
Also somehow comes out with the same time as a normal Corrections.
@@chezmoi42 I noticed that!
I highly recommend going frame-by-frame through the Negroni spill. Seth's look of horror is incredible.
ALSO! It will get you to slow down so you don't miss the truly excellent "puppy mill" joke that got totally steamrolled
If the Graphics Team has ever had a moment to shine, it would be a full In Memoriam montage of those three seconds soundtracked to bongos.
Begins at 1:05 🐾
Playing it in slow-mo I swear I heard Arms of an Angel drifting through the background.
@@lb5368You're the best! Thank you!
Between the iced negroni and the bird bane mask: respect, Ellen!
one might even say... props, Ellen!
Seth in a rush to leave work is the most relatable thing ever
The frantic delivery was perfect. It made things more chaotic.
😂😂😂😂 "Stop waving your hands, what do you think I'm gonna say" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Have to mention it -- the gum is not called BazookaJoe it’s called Bazooka Bubble Gum. Bazooka Joe is the character in the cartoon.
I guess that one is on me, since I'm pretty sure I called it Bazooka Joe gum in my comment. So this newbie jackal got jackaled. Feels... kinda appropriate, to be honest.
@@DominicTetraultNeatly.
What I didn't realize was that Bazooka Bubble Gum was from Topps until last year.
And why did Bazooka Joe have that eyepatch? Lose one too many knife fights?
@@squidundertheinfluence playing with a pencil in a rant, like Seth does.
Mine were frequently unfolded/wrinkled.😞@@Tao_Tology
My husband walked by when the teeth and glassses were on. I told him it's Corrections, and he said "keeping it high brow, I see" so judgy! 😡🤣🐾🐾
O, M, ....G. SO JUDGY! Divorce him immediately! (No really don't just making a joke you guys have a kind of beautiful relationship where he can be honest and you can be ok with it enough to do a TELL ALL to the internet) Loves!!!
@@BensonTrent 💙🤣 yeah he's great, so I tolerate his lack of jackalness. He does sit patiently when I show him Seth clips 😁 And I'm so glad Seth made us into a community here so we can chat with each other if our people aren't that into it. 🐾🐾
@@gratefuljackal8183 So so agreed! I like the vibes you put out!
I was going to say that this continues Seth's slow decent into madness, but as a Jackal, I must admit: it is no longer slow, nor can I say with a straight face that we haven't arrived into madness quite awhile ago. In any case, we love you Seth (and crew)!
The 100th episode of Corrections will be hosted by a cardboard cutout of Seth and they will probably just play a low quality audio recording on a cassette tape.
The 100th episode of Corrections should be the extended edit of Animal Flubs
Sold.
The cardboard will call Andy Samberg. Andy Samberg will not answer.
@@Milaaq302 actually, can we just get the extended cut of the Animal Flubs intro song? That should drag out to 12 minutes just nicely.
Be still my beating heart. 💓 💓💓
I love the fact that he was in a hurry but it was the same length as it always is 😂 SAME LENGTH BUT MORE CONTENT.
This is why I come here every week. The chaos and the comfort. Please never stop
The Chaos and The Comfort sounds like an early Springsteen album. 😁
@@JillKnappThat tracks! It should be under the words, "Welcome to New Jersey" on the signs at all of its borders!
I said it before and I’ll say it again: Seth’s Biden impression is a perfect impression of Dana Carvey doing an impression of Biden!
100% - I caught a hint of church lady in it once and I haven't been able to stop hearing Carvey in it since.
Actually, this time, it sounded like his Owen Wilson. Of course, his Owen often sounds like Coolidge.
I think it’s more like an impression of Andy Samberg doing his Mark Wahlberg impression.
THIIIIIIIS!!!
Baw definitely Dana Carvey
It's not Shelock, but it is sHERlock. Proud, mug-carrying Jackal.
Also SHErlock
This needs more likes
Pretty sher it's sHErlock, or possibly sHISlock.
Anyone else noticed how much better Late Night has grown since Corrections became... whatever this is?
Seth is more loose, silly, & almost like the fear of being wrong is gone...
WE did that.
We gave him his freedom.
& Now, he gets his jewels!
It's true - COVID changed things and now Seth's got the best show out of all the late night comedians.
My fellow jackal, PLEASE use "increaser" words! E.g. not "more loose", but LOOSER. Not "more silly", but SILLIER.
"Speed Corrections" is just the thing that can save us all precious time. Golden Jackals only live sixteen years in captivity! (Yes, we are Golden Jackals)
Correction *
WE get his jewels
I love you guys 🥲
> tries to go fast
> takes twice as long for the joke
Exactly
@@maricellagarcia4408Lesson of life
This show is the best thing on RUclips right now. Pure chaos. Please never stop.
This might be my favorite corrections yet. The energy is high, the improv with playing off mistakes is hilarious. Glad I started at episode 1 or I wouldn't have known what was going on.
As someone who only watches this show on RUclips I feel so seen right now. Thank you.
100%!
The unhinged energy of this one was absolutely fantastic
PLEASE use the soundbite of Seth trying to mimic the ending music as the actual ending music for all your RUclips segments!
Yes use it but just for Corrections please.
Yes please!!!!!
Best. Idea. Ever!
Use it for NBC Nightly News
I loved the Ringo cut of "You're Going to Lose that Girl." Bless you, NBC, for offering to pay for that.
The opening riff was plausible. It wasn't untill "Ringo" started singing that you could be sure it wasn't real
@@edwardblair4096 it's definitely Josh Meyers.
That felt like a classic Craig Ferguson bit, I loved it.
Pure, unhinged chaos. I love it. The essence of corrections.
I double-checked and Seth is right that I don't have a STOP button on my RUclips, I have a PAUSE button but not a STOP one
If you're watching RUclips in a browser, the "x" at the edge of the tab is effectively a STOP button.
@@harryabernathy1767 I'd reckon that's too much of a technicality.
That's kind of like saying, well if you're watching RUclips in a browser on Linux or FreeBSD, opening a console window and typing "ps" to find the process ID of your web browser and then typing "kill -9 " is effectively a STOP button
"I don't believe a girl could solve puzzles." says the man who couldn't get to his drink a minute earlier without spilling it down his leg.
Which, may I add, was figured out by Ellen 😂
@@ryshow9118Smh Seth couldn’t even figure out Ellen’s Clues
😂🤣😍
A man besmirching the cleverness of women while failing to perform a basic task.
That's why we work to bring about the end of patriarchy.
You can clearly see the negroni sloshing as he lifts it out, too.
i love that seth kept the "iceberg" on his negroni gag going tonight
Pen knife deserved SO much more laughter.
I know. I wrote it. There are palpitations, nausea, bedwetting, and manic giggling. I'm in. I'm in shock. And soon delighted.
@@bryanmulhall7978 You didn't hear me because I'm at home.
I don't get it, and I'm dying to. What's the reference?
@@si1verflare You can look it up in a reference book located in the reference section
@@si1verflare If you play bongos with a pen knife, you're cutting them up and destroying them because they're a rubbish musical instrument. #CaptainObvious , away!
Dear Seth, I am glad Corrections exists. As a bit, it is art.
This is unhinged and I’m 100% here for it.
The glass fell over and I buckled in for the soon-to-be first-ever Emmy winning episode of Corrections. 😍
Love how the jackals correct the corrections. It's an endless loop.
All loops are endless, you don't need to say "endless loop"
Nobody ever noticed themselves being at the end of a loop. Every moment of our lives is mid loop.
Now, swoops have definite beginnings and endings, and thus the middle of the swoop can be deduced in retrospect
@@archmage_of_the_aetheraye, tread lightly when in the den of jackals
The ouroboros of late night
@@archmage_of_the_aether Idioms such as “endless loop” are commonly grammatically suspect but are generally accepted in the guise of poetic license. Nitpicking such a statement is tedious and gratuitous imho.
@@silverblue73 Ha, you sent me to the dictionary silver blue. Thank you!
Thank you for actually going through with making a giant block of ice for a quick gag. It’s that kind of integrity and conviction to making a joke that keeps us all coming back. You’re a good apple Seth. #CorrectionsIsDeadLongLiveCorrections
A quick gag which unintentionally lasted the whole episode XD
nice hashtag!
Seth in a rush is the best thing that happened for Corrections. Brilliant episode.
“Seth don’t need rehearsal” totally gave me Kristen Wiig’s Target lady vibes.
yes! I thought the same thing!!
That skit is my favorite of hers 😭🤣
Now I know what Seth Myers on cocaine would look like.
I'm not convinced he wasn't on cocaine during this. Either that or too much Adderall.
I had a similar thought and was trying to decide if it was too much espresso or just full on cocaine.
"-would look like-" ❌
"looks like" ✅
Would Seth's intervention be more or less "star studded" than Mulaney's?? Hmmmmm
I have legit asked myself at least five times in this episode if Seth is high.
Quite possibly the best Corrections episode ever. From now on the crew should make Seth record Corrects while he’s desperate to go to the bathroom.
I prefer the long, drawn-out versions, like he is enjoying it.
This one was not fun at all (except for the negroni/ice cube).
@VideoNozoki you're objectively wrong
Seth's sense of urgency is so contagious here I feel like I need to hurry up with what I'm doing and I don't.
Same! I feel like I need to jump up, spill my drink, and go somewhere.
Probably my favorite Corrections. Laughed so hard and that was before he brought up Keiko, which killed.
I was a 10-year-old orca- obsessed girl when Keiko was brought to Oregon. No shred of news about Keiko escaped my notice, and I saw him no fewer than 5 times at the Oregon Coast Aquarium (1.5 hours from home). I was completely consumed in my obsession with this whale. We have many selfies together. I had the Keiko coins. I had the Keiko necklace. I convinced my parents to get the annual membership. I absolutely bought into the Free Willy - Keiko Foundation's vision.
Then I got older. He was moved to Iceland. And I kept tabs from a distance. Shocking when he was set loose, sought out people and eventually died of pneumonia? Well, maybe at the time, but I'm old and cynical enough now to think the higher-ups and experts working in that foundation MUST have known this was not going to work. But, boy, did the crowd throw so much money and support at this cause, to the extent that even if those guys knew it wouldn't work, they couldn't back down. Oh well. Thankfully, we're learning from outcomes like that...
So, my cathartic ending is that I eventually moved to Norway, where I live on my husband's family farm, which is 1.5 hours from Keiko's burial mound. Our connection was real!
And...speaking of Norway, which is next to Sweden and practically shares its language....Seth, you've mentioned twice on your podcast that your mom wanted to be called "Mormor" when your kids came along. I really hate to be "that person," but the sad truth is that your mom could never be "Mormor"😢 due to the misfortune of both her children's male-ness😉. "Mormor" is "Mom's mom." She would have been "Farmor" ("dad's mom"), which is not as cozy-sounding. My 2-year-old has decided to go with "Pappamor" and "Pappafar" for his paternal grandparents here. So much cuter, just like the Ponkas😍😍 Love that!
Frankly I miss the overly long Corrections. Gimme at least 20 minutes, preferably 30. Love y'all.
Seriously, I like to unwind with corrections. This one made me choke on my ice cream.
Honestly, the only problem with this is episode is how Corrections hasn't won *every* Emmy. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Honestly, I like it better for not being more popular. It's like I'm in a secret club of people living their lives right.
Emmy is her own woman and doesn't need anyone to tell her how to live her life, though she could probably use a bit more humor in her life, to loosen up just a bit.
I love you Seth. You're forgiven for being a maniac when it comes to supporting your good friends, Amy & Tina!
Yah im glad he didnt just cancel corrections to see them
That Cosby chamomile tea joke was the funniest thing in the world!
I often use these to help me fall asleep to because i find Seth soothing for some reason. I don't think I'll be using this episode for that
Bird Bane is my favorite new character.
The ice on the Negroni is a top 10 Corrections moment 😂
And now having finished it I think this is the hardest I’ve laughed during any episode.
The gift that keeps on giving
'He's losing his mind. And we're reaping all the benefits!'
Good call, Jimmie.
That was the funniest Corrections yet. I was eating cereal and I choked. Lawsuit to follow.
Worth it.
Please don’t ever stop. Looking forward to this gets me through the week.
I can’t even lie the new end tag is everything to me. My favorite piece of modern art.
That Bird-Bane fake out almost gave me a heart attack. It’s frightening to have his real voice revealed.
I feel like he (Bird Bain) should have plugged the podcast.
I hope Seth went to Poehler/Fey show with the mask on.
@@marcopaulo5052 great minds think alike. Cf. comments on ‘Seth imagines a better world’
So now I know what Austin powers would look like after a meth habit
😅
they made seth do a cocaine joke. always happens.
LOL!!🤣😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was SWEATING during this. Never change, Seth.
This was turbo-charged indeed! It's always great when Seth rubs his eyes with his hands. It usually means a disaster is unfolding and it's so much fun to watch him try to cope. He never fully recovered from that massive Negroni fail. Hope he made it to the theater on time!
@@kyleebristow6223😄
2:38 Perfect moment to yell "Serenity Now!"
Wow, I get to be an official jackal during this wild charlie foxtrot of a Corrections? I'm so honored! Thanks, Seth!
That took me a second to grok.
‘Charlie foxtrot of a Corrections’ is beautiful
@@misterdoctor9693I didn't grok it until you said you didn't grok it. Metagrok.
as far as I'm concerned THIS is true art.
I watched Corrections 81 because it autoplayed, got incredibly intrigued, started from the beginning and now I'm all caught up. It can be done!
Now, that's devotion! Welcome to the Jackal Pack.
Welcome!
Welcome to the Pack!
Just in time for the hiatus. That’s when I start watching them over again.
Holy carp. Good on you!
Two minutes in and this is already one of my favorite episodes of Corrections
"Do we have like, a CGI budget to fix it?" Had me losing ut
Maybe if they didn't blow it all on the cardboard cutouts...
I love that you're in such a hurry and yet we're still getting over 12 minutes 😂. Also, please tell Tina and Amy to bring the tour to the UK!!!!!
I love that after all that the episode is about as long as they usually are 😂
We started to lose Seth when the pandemic started. Remember how he used to wear a suit in the show BEFORE?
Now we got this. And since then I LOVE IT!!
PD.: It's sad to see the other comedians got back to the stiff suit as soon as they could. Some even never left it.
I do have to says that I did LOL when Colbert take a bath in his suit during the pandemic! 😂😂
I saw an old clip of Seth wearing a suit last week and went "Ew why?"
So much better off now
@@SajarErbraTerof aaahh I did that too! He was descending into madness too, but he cheated and did a mini stage in a storage room =/
@@tartra with Biden he had to use a suit again. Good thing he went back to the non stiff suitless way
The “Ringo playing bongos” gag made me laugh loud enough to wake up everyone in my house at midnight. While I expected the joke, I did not expect that to be so funny. I love corrections!
corrections is the best part of my week. I'll even just put it on in the background when im working
Can you imagine finding this episode withour seeing an episode of corrections
That was me 😂 not sure what I watched but I laughed.
@@jessikarouse2894This is a great summary of every Corrections
@@jessikarouse2894Welcome to our family of jackals. We hope you'll stick around!
My 1st one of these, but been watching his LN from the beginning (actually since Letterman's debut), so not too surprised. Long overdue, I know.
I look forward to corrections SO MUCH, what an awesome way to embrace RUclips
People who watch Corrections are def my kinds of people.
truth
I LOVE this unhinged rush!!
I think he even spilled the negroni on purpose
Please don't stop Corrections, Seth 💙🐾🐾
that was definitely not on purpose, same thing with the chocolate pencils. ellen emails him, he doesn't read the emails. pandemonium ensues
Wow. You can’t stop doing corrections. You have to try to top that/make up for that chaos. Seth, you’re the best late night show by far, nailing it in every direction, but this RUclips exclusive content makes me so much more than content. Thank you so much. ❤
at 10:46 “oh god” I thought the joke was that we were gonna have to hear the very long animal flubs song even though seth is in a hurry
We still can. Seth can make BirdBane attach it to the ending of this ep, and then force everyone who doesn't know how to end a RUclips clip to watch it.
@@sherinameless1618yes! A treat for everyone who has “a RUclips without a stop button”
P.s. I love that song. Sometimes I just sing the last “animal flubs” out loud when I stand up from my desk to leave work. I wonder if it’s just running as a background process in my brain stem.
@@karenlepage-mindfulmaker More likely in a bud than in the stem.
I see the accretion of Corrections has gotten to Seth - with each episode, his madness grows. Soon this majestic chaos will be the norm, his "normal" show will recede, overwhelmed by Bird Banes and Rudy Googliani-centric skits.
This was pure chaos and I loved every second of it
Manic Seth. One of the best "Corrections" yet, IMO.
I've never felt so stressed watching corrections 😅
spilled negroni has seth so shook he's taking a hiatus
The 'lose that girl' bait and switch was sublime!
Oh my heavens. Hilarious. I laughed so hard, so many times. And the return of the graphics dept's voice! Yay. Only missed Animal Flubs.
Oh, this was one for the ages. I laughed non-stop for 11 minutes.
I’m so sleep deprived, I missed the beginning and have no idea what is happening but I love this
It feels like 2 corrections at once