CORRECTIONS Episode 99.5: Week of Monday, March 25

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  • Опубликовано: 27 мар 2024
  • Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like not placing Dublin correctly in Ireland, and addresses if Wally still gets paid for unplanned lines during the show.
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  • @bebouchard
    @bebouchard Месяц назад +1800

    "Corrections 99.5" sounds like the slogan for an extremely pedantic FM Radio Station.

    • @deux2tango52
      @deux2tango52 Месяц назад +36

      "on your FM dial."

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Месяц назад +53

      With erudite announcers Sethington Meyers III and Mikey the Shoe.

    • @PlanckRelic
      @PlanckRelic Месяц назад +34

      KRCT 99.5 Corrections Radio

    • @SamUnreel
      @SamUnreel Месяц назад +14

      We need Reel World to create a Corrections 99.5 FM Top of the Hour jingle and call ID.

    • @daleainsley9695
      @daleainsley9695 Месяц назад +16

      Or a new prison...

  • @Robin0928
    @Robin0928 Месяц назад +1750

    Corrections dipping into the decimal system for numbering Corrections is perfectly in line with how insane Corrections has been

    • @wjrasmussen666
      @wjrasmussen666 Месяц назад +71

      Can't wait until 99.9921

    • @anotherrainymonday820
      @anotherrainymonday820 Месяц назад +48

      I hear shoemaker is going to appear in 99.69

    • @garycpriestley
      @garycpriestley Месяц назад +52

      Yep, I really want this to approach 100 assympotically

    • @0o0ification
      @0o0ification Месяц назад +14

      I'm assuming were getting to at least 99.99 ⁹⁄₁₀ of an episode, just like at the ding dang gas station.

    • @InformationLiesAtTheEdges
      @InformationLiesAtTheEdges Месяц назад +16

      @@garycpriestley asymptotically. 😬🐾

  • @jakeptapia69
    @jakeptapia69 Месяц назад +83

    I have animal flubs as my ringtone 😂 everyone thinks I'm insane when I get a call

    • @rachele4631
      @rachele4631 Месяц назад +2

      😲

    • @davidandersson9800
      @davidandersson9800 Месяц назад +2

      Haha that's just great 😂

    • @clws9673
      @clws9673 Месяц назад +2

      Now wondering how to get Buck's laugh as a ringtone...

    • @tacen7
      @tacen7 Месяц назад +1

      Badass.

    • @supagoku03
      @supagoku03 Месяц назад +1

      Your ringer is ON?!

  • @MrAmazing00
    @MrAmazing00 Месяц назад +108

    Best part: "hey does walley get paid for that?"
    "Let me f%n find out" 😂😂

    • @traceyholt8223
      @traceyholt8223 Месяц назад +6

      That was my question. It was an unusually long conversation between Seth and Wally ..... did Wally set it up on purpose? 🤔🤨

    • @Rechanmole
      @Rechanmole Месяц назад

      @@traceyholt8223Funny, I asked that too. :)

    • @SouthCountyGal
      @SouthCountyGal Месяц назад +5

      Given Wally's apparently genuine abashed response, I don't think it was set up. But I hope he got paid!

    • @traceyholt8223
      @traceyholt8223 Месяц назад +2

      @@SouthCountyGal lol - Wally is too genuine to set it up .... but it made Seth stop and think! I hope he got paid also.

    • @nicholasgold9021
      @nicholasgold9021 Месяц назад +7

      One thing we learned is that apparently Wally is mic'd up for every episode whether he has planned lines or not.
      Wait, can we find out if this is true somehow? Will Seth tell us?

  • @anthonypouria3194
    @anthonypouria3194 Месяц назад +605

    Count the next one as a full episode, and that would make it 100.5. That way, you never technically did a 100th episode and can keep the chuckles coming. Been here since the dark times.

    • @starbreaker_zed
      @starbreaker_zed Месяц назад +55

      Better yet just do 101 and never address it.

    • @M.Babadook
      @M.Babadook Месяц назад +11

      Genius.
      Damn, my life is sad.

    • @tigersmith2759
      @tigersmith2759 Месяц назад +8

      “The dark times”
      Corrections, Steam and Fiona the hippo were the things that kept me afloat 😅

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 Месяц назад +7

      The Attic Prelude, Corrections and cake. Lots and lots of cake. Those were my sanity for the dark times.

    • @anthonypouria3194
      @anthonypouria3194 Месяц назад +3

      @@anro7137 wonder if he ever got the wasps out of there? Lol

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu Месяц назад +700

    Seth went from telling all the jackals that he loves us, to him screaming "F$%& YOU!" at us... Do we deserve it? Most definitely. Like how Corrections MOST DEFINITELY deserves an Emmy.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Месяц назад +73

      If we enjoy the abuse, then we are no better than Graphics.

    • @RobertJohnson-bj5lk
      @RobertJohnson-bj5lk Месяц назад +14

      The Academy not awarding “Corrections” their fully deserved Emmy is exactly like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame not inducting “Weird Al Yankovic”. So totally incorrect.

    • @kennyn1992
      @kennyn1992 Месяц назад +9

      @@LindaC616 Graphics are a jackal's best friend. Like yin and yang if The Dude had started Taoism. (Hmm, maybe he did in a past life as he has played The Old Man [Lao Tzu]).

    • @johnobrien2373
      @johnobrien2373 Месяц назад +6

      ​@@RobertJohnson-bj5lkThe Academy snubbed "Marcel the Shell With Shoes On" for an Oscar. Wherever an "Academy" is making the decision, expect them to reach the wrong conclusion.

    • @tacticalgrace6456
      @tacticalgrace6456 Месяц назад +5

      It deserves both an Emmy and an N-Emmy.

  • @DorianPhQ
    @DorianPhQ Месяц назад +97

    Living in Ontario, Canada during the 90's, I can confirm that most of us WERE excited that a song was being sung about our provincial police!

    • @hobbitbobbitt
      @hobbitbobbitt Месяц назад +1

      confirm this confirmation, chief.

    • @mikinaaka7028
      @mikinaaka7028 Месяц назад +4

      I fully grew up thinking this was about the provincial police 😂😅

    • @sgc5888
      @sgc5888 Месяц назад +1

      Yup! 🇨🇦

    • @brendan8761
      @brendan8761 Месяц назад +6

      I just learned in this episode that it wasn’t. 😅

  • @daveleonard3280
    @daveleonard3280 Месяц назад +73

    I would like to point out that in Episode 3 of Corrections, Amber said that this segment is not good for him (referring to Seth). However, if it wasn't for Corrections, Seth would have 18% fewer Emmy nominations and 100% fewer Jackals harassing him each week. So, fair trade-off?

    • @LucenProject
      @LucenProject Месяц назад +2

      Some could argue he's even ahead!

  • @jamesyoungquist6923
    @jamesyoungquist6923 Месяц назад +474

    This is one of those moments where in 20 years you look back and say, "i was there"

    • @manaash4316
      @manaash4316 Месяц назад +12

      Being your 100th like felt poingent for this comment.

    • @HeriEystberg
      @HeriEystberg Месяц назад +7

      I hope I look back in 20 years and think "What's this? Seth is back in business!? He looks good for a 70-year-old!"

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 Месяц назад +1

      ​@DominicTetraulttouché, Sir! An excellent thought-provoking comment for a (non) episode of Corrections that included the flip flop bit!!

    • @phillip5245
      @phillip5245 Месяц назад

      I'm not here. I'm just a 3D holographic projection.
      Just like Tupac except for the fame, talent and skin colour.

    • @Rechanmole
      @Rechanmole Месяц назад +1

      @@HeriEystbergI hop eto say in 20 years "Thank you dystopian hellscape cannibals for not eating me".

  • @naimaesolk
    @naimaesolk Месяц назад +458

    PLEASE, PLEASE NEVER EVER END THIS SEGMENT!!
    I only watch the show to get context for corrections!

  • @Typhis19
    @Typhis19 Месяц назад +59

    Omg, the line about the animal flubs song, "Do you think, I think, It's good?" lmao

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V Месяц назад +1

      That made it to the description of my latest video - it involves Seth and Kelly Clarkson 😂

    • @SouthCountyGal
      @SouthCountyGal Месяц назад +2

      He's claimed in the past (for a bit) that he recorded it on his iPhone while locked in a bathroom stall because he was too embarrassed to do it in public. lol!

  • @cristinaferrara6966
    @cristinaferrara6966 Месяц назад +17

    Made my day to be one of the seven who got a dishonourable mention from Seth for thinking they were singing about Ontario Provincial Police. 💃🥳

  • @ChrisArkwright
    @ChrisArkwright Месяц назад +747

    THIS JUST CANNOT END. PLEASE DO THIS UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

    • @TheUberjammer
      @TheUberjammer Месяц назад +19

      Time will end after episode 100.

    • @lulairenoroub3869
      @lulairenoroub3869 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@TheUberjammerIf only. We can bail on the election

    • @rugbybeef
      @rugbybeef Месяц назад +13

      Uh yea, I dont even know if there's a TV show still. It could just be a backdrop, a desk, Seth's celebrity guests and well wishers checking in on him, his growing dementia and alcoholism, and the comments section at this point.
      Is there even a Buck? Is he sitting on a stack of Thorn Birds?

    • @annadownya7754
      @annadownya7754 Месяц назад +31

      Is the whole "corrections ending" thing an April Fool's day joke? Are you trolling us back???? Please God. I need corrections. I have so little joy in my life!!!!! Please Seth don't rob my joy.

    • @muchadrewaboutnothin
      @muchadrewaboutnothin Месяц назад +20

      There's an infinite number of possible episodes between 99.5 and 100

  • @stereoroid
    @stereoroid Месяц назад +216

    2:15 “Dundlak”? Even autocorrect knows it’s Dundalk. Seth’s writers apparently live in Dunspellin.

    • @johnbriggs3916
      @johnbriggs3916 Месяц назад +28

      At this point, you begin to wonder if the misspelling was deliberate.

    • @TheScrattletrap
      @TheScrattletrap Месяц назад +1

      @@johnbriggs3916It's got to be, right?!

    • @johnbriggs3916
      @johnbriggs3916 Месяц назад +1

      @@TheScrattletrap One wouldn't bet that way. Like Seth, I have dealt with Graphics over the years. And one thing I learned the hard way was that they don't proofread. (They are visual people, not text people.)

    • @vita1078
      @vita1078 Месяц назад +2

      Dang it! I thought I could finally be a jackal because I had a correction to share. Now I can, at best, be a jaclak!

    • @ronanmckeown9785
      @ronanmckeown9785 Месяц назад +4

      Dundlak? Ah, you're taking the piss now, lads. It's spelt Dundalk and pronounced De Town.

  • @Stop.Honchotime
    @Stop.Honchotime Месяц назад +60

    In graphics defense having to bring your vision to fruition has to be a challenge. "I need a Koala, dressed as a Braniff flight attendant, holding a frog what has Rudy's crazy eyes as as his head, standing on an ice cube, that's floating in a big glass of negroni. Here's 2 bucks I need it in 3 hours."

    • @scottmaberry285
      @scottmaberry285 Месяц назад +7

      And if it can be encased in ice. That would be great.

  • @ryanyoung8638
    @ryanyoung8638 Месяц назад +59

    I hope Seth keeps giving Corrections random names now and then finally wins the Emmy this show deserves - It would be *chef’s kiss* if he wins & accepts the award for ‘Corrections: Episode 99 and 17/25’s, definitely maybe possibly could be should be would be but is not or maybe it is really Corrections’ 👌🏼😂

    • @ryanyoung8638
      @ryanyoung8638 Месяц назад +2

      If he wins I hope he thanks us Jackals first!

    • @Yarnofthewild
      @Yarnofthewild Месяц назад +2

      Let me fkn find out! 😂😂😂

  • @joannekozuchowski8654
    @joannekozuchowski8654 Месяц назад +199

    I live in New Mexico. On St Patricks Day weekend i took a trip to NYC by myself just for a break from life and to visit the big city. As i sat in the airport in Albuquerque delayed for an hour and a half, the last thing i did before i got on the plane was watch corrections episode 99 and think how sad it would be if it ended. Of course I (jokingly) thought to myself, "hey maybe ill see seth while im in NY and i can tell him not to quit this amazing thing!"
    Lo and behold less than 24 hours later i was walking up 3rd Ave and who do i run into crossing the street....Seth fucking Meyers and his two boys. I still cant quite wrap my head around the level of coincidence that is.
    It all happened so fast and we were crossing the street towards each other and he was with his kids so i didnt say anything. But seth...if you are reading this now...please dont quit Corrections. It is the best thing on the internet.
    -joanne.

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim Месяц назад +52

      Wow! That's awesome! And well done, not intruding on him with his kids!!

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 Месяц назад +39

      Joanne, you're my jackal hero! What an amazing experience. I hope Seth mentions your comment❤🐾

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 Месяц назад +9

      At first I read it as you were waking up on 3rd. "Wow, rough flight?"

    • @syniron6670
      @syniron6670 Месяц назад +9

      cosmic coincidences are the best! 🪐

    • @robertrusso877
      @robertrusso877 Месяц назад +8

      Waking up on 3rd ave.? We’re you day drinking with Seth?

  • @matthewcebrian
    @matthewcebrian Месяц назад +537

    The "back and forth/flip flop" joke was perfection.

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx Месяц назад +21

      Took a second or two for me to get that one. Man, I'm getting old.

    • @jamesb4523
      @jamesb4523 Месяц назад +14

      I seesaw between "it's perfection" and "too obvious".

    • @benverhaegen9006
      @benverhaegen9006 Месяц назад +11

      Oh man, that had me in stitches for an embarrassingly long time.

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim Месяц назад +10

      I judge by how much louder & earlier my reaction is than the in-person one. He knocked it out of the park & may get me evicted.

    • @davidyohalem629
      @davidyohalem629 Месяц назад +12

      @@jamesb4523 The essence of wisdom is being able to hold two conflicting opinions simultaneously.

  • @joemassi2727
    @joemassi2727 Месяц назад +37

    I absolutely love the animal flubs song it kills me every time 😂😂

  • @JeffRJones01
    @JeffRJones01 Месяц назад +23

    Conspiracy theory time… When talking about the cookie Seth said “legos” again. I believe this is opening the door for corrections season 2 episodes 101-199.5 and I personally can’t wait. I was very upset at the idea of a world without corrections.

  • @TroyBarnesBrain
    @TroyBarnesBrain Месяц назад +218

    I would like to point out that the ACTUAL canononically current Corrections count comes in at 98.5, because depsite Seth clearly establishing that the _"Specjackular: A Celebration of CORRECTIONS!"_ was not to be considered as a regular episode but rather a "Outstanding Variety Special (Prerecorded)", it is still listed as CORRECTIONS Episode 51.
    If this sounds like I'm in the bargaining stage of grief over the ending of corrections, that's because I am.

    • @TMercan31
      @TMercan31 Месяц назад +9

      Bravo! Yes it's a technicality but who cares - this was 98.5 CLNSM

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Месяц назад +13

      With the tease on the regular show I'm now convinced that Seth has just been toying with us the way any good Jackal plays with it's prey.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Месяц назад +11

      Actually the ‘stages of grief’ were never intended to describe what those left behind feel but rather the feelings of terminally ill patients about their own mortality. Therefore, perhaps this is Corrections bargaining with Seth to ‘give me more time damn it!’ 😢

    • @adamhansard4647
      @adamhansard4647 Месяц назад +4

      Wouldn’t that make this actually Episode 99 then? (Regardless it’s still 100 episodes, but this is the kind of nitpicking that gives this segment life)

    • @onopvallend
      @onopvallend Месяц назад +10

      But as Seth states so clearly, this is not a corrections, so how can it be "Corrections 99.5" or 98.5? It should be called "Not a correction episode 1" or maybe 0.5.

  • @sir_vix
    @sir_vix Месяц назад +156

    This is not a corrections, this is just a tribute.

  • @garyrupp3340
    @garyrupp3340 Месяц назад +16

    Mr Myers,
    My daughter Mara and I have a ritual. Our weekends don't officially begin until we sit down with pizza and watch Corrections. No corrections? We don't consider it a legitimate weekend. I understand you and your hard working crew deserve breaks and vacations. We understand missing the odd weekend because you all need to go to Tahiti or Dundlak or where you take your holidays. My daughter and I deserve our weekends, too. We prepared for no corrections one week. We accepted our loss and grieved appropriately. Imagine our extraordinary chagrin when we went to start our weekend this week and found this ruffianism running rampant regarding our recurring ritual. On easter weekend of all weekends. We don't get a legitimate weekend on one of the most important Sundays of the year. Shame, sir. I have thrown out Mara's Easter basket in protest. I hope you're pleased with robbing us of two concurrent weekends. I'm so upset. I need my weekends. I hope Mac Tonight visits you in your dreams every night until you return to us our ritual and legitimate weekends. See you at 100.
    Very Respectfully,
    Gary Rupp

  • @Carpatheon.
    @Carpatheon. Месяц назад +19

    The best "Not a Corrections" ever.

  • @jeanee1228
    @jeanee1228 Месяц назад +248

    That callback to a pandemic-era corrections is only for those of us who have been here from the get go. What a treat 😂

    • @Dermatillomaniac
      @Dermatillomaniac Месяц назад +10

      Agreed! I literally gasped 😂

    • @melo-muse
      @melo-muse Месяц назад +15

      That was so old, I had to scrape around for a couple seconds in the cobwebbed basement of my memory to retrieve it!

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 Месяц назад +15

      In pretty sure that most of us who watch Corrections have been here since the inception of this brilliant creation & have hung on for the ride gleefully ever since! #CRXNZ

    • @Lsb412
      @Lsb412 Месяц назад +12

      I was almost disappointed that I remembered jokes from that long ago. Doesn't my brain have more important information to hold onto??

    • @jeanee1228
      @jeanee1228 Месяц назад +9

      @@Lsb412 honestly it is absolutely insane that we immediately got the joke, you are so right. 😭

  • @Missunderstood103
    @Missunderstood103 Месяц назад +174

    'Jokes on you cause I AM rich and we DON'T pay our taxes.'
    -Jackal King🤣🤣🤣

    • @judasdubois
      @judasdubois Месяц назад +13

      I love that he followed that up with "oh no april 1st" which is also not the day american taxes are due, multi layered joke.

    • @gnaius
      @gnaius Месяц назад +5

      ​@@judasdubois he's so rich he doesn't even know the tax day 😆😆

    • @DrPatriceBerry
      @DrPatriceBerry Месяц назад +1

      @@judasdubois😂😂 we all know it is April 15th 😂😂

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 Месяц назад

      😆

  • @ryanrutledge922
    @ryanrutledge922 Месяц назад +16

    Easy Seth . I watch from Toronto every day and my snowmobile ride to feed my polar bear isn't the same without your AMAZINGLY SUCCESSFUL podcast . ❤ from 🇨🇦

  • @jkadkin
    @jkadkin Месяц назад +12

    Omggggg here for the OPP and Canada reference, and 100% sending this to the two retired OPP officers in my family 😂😂😂 and the loonie!! So excited 🤓🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

  • @AAjootian
    @AAjootian Месяц назад +127

    You know you are a jackal when you are more excited about Thursday night than Friday night 🎉 ❤Fam

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Месяц назад +13

      When you are awake at one in the morning and you have to get up at five thirty for work....😅

    • @OmegaSparky
      @OmegaSparky Месяц назад +5

      🐾

    • @scarletspidernz
      @scarletspidernz Месяц назад +3

      For us in NZ its Friday nights :D
      Great way to end the week or start the weekend 😁

  • @Danielle11906
    @Danielle11906 Месяц назад +77

    CORRECTION: watching corrections from episode 1 to now would in fact take 24.95 hours **

  • @ZagnutBar
    @ZagnutBar Месяц назад +10

    0:53: the wig joke is an old David Letterman gag.
    When people said he had a toupee, he'd say "if I did, why would I get one that looked like this?"
    Considering Seth is in Letterman's old chair, it's kind of a sweet homage.

    • @larrymosher5045
      @larrymosher5045 Месяц назад

      Wasn't Letterman at old Ed Sullivan theater, now home to the Colbert show.

    • @ZagnutBar
      @ZagnutBar Месяц назад

      @@larrymosher5045 Late Night with David Letterman was his show at NBC before they passed him over as host if the Tonight Show and went to CBS. That's when he did the Late Show with David Letterman. Seth is the current host of David first late night job.

  • @trdollar
    @trdollar Месяц назад +20

    The hair's real, and pushing into "Bram Stoker's Dracula" territory...kudos

  • @brianalice
    @brianalice Месяц назад +83

    I love Animal Flubs.
    Also, Correction: the CEO of Nestle is not a gnome. The CEO of Nestle is a monster.

    • @danielmetcalf
      @danielmetcalf Месяц назад +17

      Too true, straight up one of the worst companies ever and responsible for some pretty disgusting acts.

    • @clarewillison9379
      @clarewillison9379 Месяц назад +8

      I was going to say N@zi but you’re right too.

    • @mimzynull7855
      @mimzynull7855 Месяц назад +8

      @@clarewillison9379 por que no los dos? lol

    • @joseph-zoramcbride4029
      @joseph-zoramcbride4029 Месяц назад +3

      HA!! ... And also yes. He's the dragon of water; if he's not draining lakes/stealing other people's aquatics, he's done for.

  • @ollieoliver3356
    @ollieoliver3356 Месяц назад +155

    Seth is going to try and Zeno's paradox his way out of this, never reaching 100. Such a clever little tortoise.

    • @matttowner3179
      @matttowner3179 Месяц назад

      That's what I'm hoping for. That it continues to approach 100 but never reaches 100.

  • @Articolate
    @Articolate Месяц назад +11

    THE CANADIANS ! To Canadian Seth fans, much love to all y'all 💗

    • @tacen7
      @tacen7 Месяц назад

      Hey thanks a lot buddy take it easy eh? 🍁

  • @danielcampbell6708
    @danielcampbell6708 Месяц назад +14

    One of the best in a while! That joke about the Animal Flubs song killed me!

  • @kari_bear21
    @kari_bear21 Месяц назад +170

    Corrections brings so much chaotic joy to my life.

    • @turdfurgeson1643
      @turdfurgeson1643 Месяц назад +5

      I love it so!

    • @shanerothery
      @shanerothery Месяц назад +6

      Same, though this wasn't Corrections.

    • @mattmacnavarro8060
      @mattmacnavarro8060 Месяц назад +3

      This ISN’T a corrections

    • @lesliebehan1596
      @lesliebehan1596 Месяц назад +2

      I usually love Fridays because of Corrections but this episode of Not Corrections was even more hilarious than Corrections. Hubby heard me crack up often. Thanks, Seth!

  • @Alexis84DE
    @Alexis84DE Месяц назад +98

    I just want to say - 10 years with a majority of the same crew. That absolutely speaks to the amazing character Seth possesses. Must be an awesome dude if everyone sticks with him so long ❤

  • @Rustmonger
    @Rustmonger Месяц назад +4

    I am happy to be among those who have never missed an episode. If this does truly end it will henceforth ruin every weekend for the rest of my life.

  • @juliemacdonell6381
    @juliemacdonell6381 Месяц назад +10

    We love your imitations, your acting, and your humor. I wish people also spoke more frequently about your use of the "slow blink". Perfection!

  • @randyastle3301
    @randyastle3301 Месяц назад +70

    He’s right. I missed Corrections episode 9 and nothing has made sense since. I’m glad this wasn’t Corrections because everything suddenly made sense again.

  • @petabread33
    @petabread33 Месяц назад +218

    For most of you who don't watch A Closer Look, they actually put that at the end of the segment without any changes. YES!!!

    • @smussyolay
      @smussyolay Месяц назад +26

      I saw it before this came out. I was like -- I missed when it was introduced, but I didn't!

    • @nth.aurora
      @nth.aurora Месяц назад +19

      Correction: they did change the volume of the staff laughing. I was wondering why Buck sounded so far away.

    • @sir_vix
      @sir_vix Месяц назад +18

      I find it hard to believe that most of the jackals are members of the writing staff, so odds are that most 'people' here watch the main show content.

    • @abbycross90210
      @abbycross90210 Месяц назад +15

      ​@@sir_vix right?? Who watches Corrections but not the rest of the show?

    • @bepowerification
      @bepowerification Месяц назад +2

      @@abbycross90210I watch the Closer Look too but I can imagine there are people who dont wanna watch it because 99% of it is talking about Trump and 1% Giuliani.

  • @jeandrzyzgula
    @jeandrzyzgula Месяц назад +7

    I love that it's still titled corrections even after Seth said not to call it Corrections about fifteen times

  • @JSDudeca
    @JSDudeca Месяц назад +3

    After all these years I learned that it was not about the Ontario Provincial Police. I learned something from Seth!!!!!

  • @previnsnaidu1
    @previnsnaidu1 Месяц назад +57

    Corrections is by far the most hilarious thing on the internet. I use it as a barometer for new relationships to see if she’s able to get my humor lol

    • @TravisChalmers
      @TravisChalmers Месяц назад +3

      If my wife ever starts enjoying corrections I'll have real concerns about her.

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 Месяц назад

      It's pronounced thermometer.

  • @GoikOShea
    @GoikOShea Месяц назад +68

    Calling Dundalk (pronounced Done Dawk) "Dundlak" in the bit about getting Irish geography wrong is peak Corrections.

    • @TomThumb151515
      @TomThumb151515 Месяц назад +2

      lol he is trolling

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 Месяц назад +1

      He didn't address my point about the possible consequences of _almost_ putting their false location of Dublin into Northern Ireland, though.
      Maybe it's better not to. Let's keep it light!

    • @khamjaninja.
      @khamjaninja. Месяц назад

      Dundalk is also the name of a prominent suburb of Baltimore, Maryland.
      Because when you think of Baltimore, you think "Irish".

  • @jamiegrall9503
    @jamiegrall9503 Месяц назад +8

    Please don't ever stop these! I don't usually watch late night talk shows, but Corrections randomly came on autoplay during the Pandemic and I've been obsessed since. It was Corrections that made me want to regularly watch a Closer Look!

  • @garywhite2050
    @garywhite2050 Месяц назад +3

    I'm impressed that everyone has been so considerate of Seth's feelings not to mention that when he tilts his head down his hairline forms two perfect cat ears.🐱

  • @DJGURR
    @DJGURR Месяц назад +108

    Corrections is the last bastion of meta humor in late night. So authentic

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Месяц назад +3

      Can ‘true meta’ be authentic though? Isn’t the truly meta more of a reflection on the nature of authenticity?

  • @LexicographicalPedant
    @LexicographicalPedant Месяц назад +94

    Somehow, a joke about Ferrari being uptight and judgemental is the most accurate thing in this episode of Rectification

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 Месяц назад +14

      Rectification! 🤭

    • @gus.smedstad
      @gus.smedstad Месяц назад +5

      Ferrari is infamous for deciding who is, or isn’t, “good enough” to buy a Ferrari. Or, in cases like the F40, even more restrictive about who can purchase a specific model of Ferrari.

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 Месяц назад +2

      Judgmental

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse Месяц назад +3

      @@meganbarber3599well done, fellow jackal 👏🐾

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 Месяц назад +2

      @@alumpyhorse 😂 Thank you, thank you very much. 🐾🐾

  • @markfairbanks3533
    @markfairbanks3533 Месяц назад +4

    Seth's not a wig hair is exactly the type of hair I'd expect on a person buying a Ferrari.

  • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods Месяц назад +266

    Getting to 100 is about to become as slowed down as sitting on the edge of a black hole.

    • @SyzygyNoon
      @SyzygyNoon Месяц назад +23

      Relatively speaking..

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 Месяц назад +7

      Limit theorem

    • @deux2tango52
      @deux2tango52 Месяц назад +7

      Let's hope so !

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim Месяц назад +12

      If we're lucky! Just no spaghettification, please.

    • @Aaron.Thomas
      @Aaron.Thomas Месяц назад +4

      Next week, corrections episode 99.8...

  • @IAmFJ1
    @IAmFJ1 Месяц назад +199

    99.5!
    Aw! He should just confess. He can't end it.
    I hope next week it's 99.6th episode. 😄

    • @crovax1375
      @crovax1375 Месяц назад +8

      Probably 9.75

    • @IAmFJ1
      @IAmFJ1 Месяц назад

      @@crovax1375 99.51

    • @Flexicor
      @Flexicor Месяц назад +22

      99.501

    • @TheUberjammer
      @TheUberjammer Месяц назад +10

      99.4
      The entire thing is a tease - from now on, it's back down to 46.

    • @IAmFJ1
      @IAmFJ1 Месяц назад +5

      @@Flexicor agreed.

  • @innerspacegirl
    @innerspacegirl Месяц назад +5

    April 1st is April Fool's Day, not the day that taxes are due. (so pleased that I got my very first Corrections submission in under the wire)

  • @Beth-ie
    @Beth-ie Месяц назад +2

    Aw, BRO! You get me all excited and nervous - quivering with anticipation for CORRECTIONS #100 - and then you throw a bucket of ice water on me. After 99 + one "non" Corrections, I want to slap you across the face for making me wait for it. This has become an unhealthy relationship.
    I freakin' love it!

  • @wolfmoon09able
    @wolfmoon09able Месяц назад +85

    At the end of Closer Look I heard "then why are you still watching?" and I was like "oh no. Corrections energy creeping in again!" Then it was immediately a plug for corrections. You done good at prepping the people what to expect.

  • @catoninetales
    @catoninetales Месяц назад +105

    I love when I watch A Closer Look on Thursday night and there's a new insane tag at the end. I live in the comfort that it'll make sense in a few hours when Corrections gets posted.

    • @khallo151
      @khallo151 Месяц назад +9

      My new favorite thing

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 Месяц назад +3

      Same! Love it!

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Месяц назад +4

      I burst out laughing at the "OR DON'T" one - I hope he reverts back to that and uses it until the end of time! 😂

  • @heydocb
    @heydocb Месяц назад +3

    Corrections is always like dinners with my family-reveling in long standing jokes (and feuds), an appreciation for sarcastically delivered bad jokes, and a welcoming to the party for all who get it.
    Not everyone will, and that’s just fine.
    I will miss it when it’s gone.

  • @jonathan1427
    @jonathan1427 Месяц назад +3

    "Legos"?
    I am seething. What are we even doing this for, Seth?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Месяц назад +144

    Holy geeze there, guy. That Canuck accent is more Manitoba than Ontario.

    • @manaash4316
      @manaash4316 Месяц назад +11

      Like, 50% fewer 'ehs' and this Albertan would have thought he was an ubdercover canadian.

    • @starbreaker_zed
      @starbreaker_zed Месяц назад +6

      I know 'eh

    • @thomasw.5344
      @thomasw.5344 Месяц назад +4

      I find it strange that noone on the show seems to know about the Naughty by Nature/Canadian police conspiracy theory

    • @JohnFrancisShade
      @JohnFrancisShade Месяц назад +3

      Are there any Candians that say "about," rather than "aboot?"

    • @zDom
      @zDom Месяц назад +5

      I'm not from Canada, but I thought it sounded somewhere between Corner Gas and Letterkenny.

  • @johnchiu
    @johnchiu Месяц назад +109

    Wally "Two Trees" is the smartest man in history

    • @lindseypress4745
      @lindseypress4745 Месяц назад +8

      🌳🌳✌️

    • @MariaVosa
      @MariaVosa Месяц назад +2

      I got that reference!

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl Месяц назад +2

      “It’d be a real shame if I, say, FORGOT to drop the cue card, now wouldn’t it?”

  • @MatthewGreenbaum
    @MatthewGreenbaum Месяц назад +7

    The pure joy this gives me every week is so wonderful. Thanks!

  • @TheFlowerGirl77
    @TheFlowerGirl77 Месяц назад +3

    Thank you Seth for a wonderful version of “Not” Corrections that somehow still brought back all our fun from all the previous Corrections ( 😉 ), especially those fantastic cookies!
    Happy 100 Seth and the Corrections Team!!!!! 🎉

  • @bebouchard
    @bebouchard Месяц назад +128

    I bet he does the same thing with his kids. "If you don't stop that by the time I count three, you're gonna be in big trouble! One...two...two-and-a-half...two-and-three-quarters..."

  • @charlesgordon8751
    @charlesgordon8751 Месяц назад +72

    I just got my tickets to Cicada, Cicada! I'm so excited!

  • @FixedAU
    @FixedAU Месяц назад +2

    Audible groan at the flip flop joke. Bravo, sir.

  • @darcykydd5228
    @darcykydd5228 Месяц назад +1

    Seth, I am from Northern British Columbia, was a young teen when the song came out, and I distinctly remember my dad asking why there was a song about the Ontario Provincial Police. And I got to be the one to tell him, at the dinner table, what it was actually about. 😊

  • @Aura-Of-Syrinx
    @Aura-Of-Syrinx Месяц назад +68

    Animal Flubss is a banger, it shall not be bismirched!

    • @gianalfredo
      @gianalfredo Месяц назад +20

      Right!? Some people are just dead inside. Animal flubs is the best.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 Месяц назад +3

      I want one of those Koala cookies.

    • @C2C.
      @C2C. Месяц назад +3

      Loved that we were treated to Seth's theme song voiceover!

  • @SixPackShaun
    @SixPackShaun Месяц назад +58

    I finally went back and watched all the corrections to prep for #100. Because of the way the playlist is ordered, with the most recent episodes first, you can't let it auto play. You have to go to the end of the list, and after each episode, press the backward arrow button. Each episode watched involves making a conscious choice to go more and more backward. It really encapsulates the whole corrections experience.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Месяц назад +10

      Now, that's devotion. Isn't it annoying that YT doesn't give the option of reversing play order on the playlists?

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Месяц назад +4

      @@chezmoi42, yes, that would be such a basic function! I've rewatched most of the old episodes in order, but that you always have to scroll for 2 m before you reach the end of the playlist, then find the one where you left off - at some point, I just gave up.

    • @AnnieThyme
      @AnnieThyme Месяц назад +3

      ​@chezmoi42 it would be very easy for whiever runs the late night yt channel to go in and set the playlist to play in order rather than most recent first, I have to assume they don't just to make it difficult for us Jackals 😂

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 Месяц назад +7

      If you save the playlist, you can order it by date published

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 Месяц назад +1

      @@AnnieThyme It's not their problem, it's YT who should give us a choice of order, as they do with the general videos. I wouldn't want it 'oldest first' if I were looking for the latest video, but I would if I planned to watch from the first. YT knows how to code this.

  • @kimberlyrobinson1751
    @kimberlyrobinson1751 Месяц назад +4

    99.5...LOVE IT!!! Makes me so happy when people don't get it! 😂 Please never stop Corrections! 😍

  • @neurodivergentdad
    @neurodivergentdad Месяц назад +3

    First time watching Corrections… some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣

  • @manaash4316
    @manaash4316 Месяц назад +17

    "we dont pay our taxes" made me snort the water i was drinking. 😂

  • @bostonbusywork1
    @bostonbusywork1 Месяц назад +76

    I think we just learned that impression camp took place in Canada.

  • @DirtScraps
    @DirtScraps Месяц назад +1

    That “back and forth” after the sandals vs, flip flops bit killed me. 🤣😂🤣

  • @desireeespinosa3954
    @desireeespinosa3954 Месяц назад +1

    I love Corrections. Between this and the home shows during the pandemic I’ve become a fan of Seth and the whole crew.
    Thanks guys and gals

  • @CraigMader
    @CraigMader Месяц назад +71

    The Callback Episode with no graphics feels like old times,and in the spirit of the days when Corrections was five minutes long and plagued with corrections about earlier Corrections(T-Sock), you just said "porchase a porche-car". Never stop this.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Месяц назад +9

      They should do a clips episode of Corrections

    • @CraigMader
      @CraigMader 18 дней назад

      Yeah, folks seem excited for eclipses lately

    • @CraigMader
      @CraigMader 18 дней назад

      😅Sorr

    • @CraigMader
      @CraigMader 18 дней назад

      Failed reach. Fuckeverything.

  • @missolympiabinewski
    @missolympiabinewski Месяц назад +19

    Nobody jump down my throat, but this really felt like an episode of Corrections.

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 Месяц назад +5

      It may have. But Seth clearly stated it wasn't. Just like the card says at the end.

  • @Cruisey420
    @Cruisey420 Месяц назад +1

    I started corrections a month or so ago and was told by Seth to watch them all in order. Being me i did and Seth went from my #3 late night host to number 1. My favorite moments, have to be the duel with the knitting community, ninja turtles, Pizza Hut, I work on computers and love to put it on in the background where I can watch. I’m embarrassed to say I’m 22 and like late night tv but there were times I legitimately bust out laughing in the middle of a quiet room filled with computer nerds. My favorite episodes are between 42, 64, 69, and 74 something about those episodes just really spoke to my humor. I wish you guys all the best, especially with that mini documentary you guys did just shows how amazing this all is and you just can’t help but have a great deal of respect for everyone in that crew.

  • @arthurjeremypearson
    @arthurjeremypearson Месяц назад +2

    The absolute perfect 100th corrections episode, begging to be corrected saying it's not 99.5 but 100.
    Chef's kiss

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V Месяц назад

      He didn't change anything about this episode yet.
      The only thing he did is make episode 99 a half an episode

  • @matthewforsee5092
    @matthewforsee5092 Месяц назад +57

    There are an infinite amount of numbers to get from 99.5 to 100 and I hope you do them all!

  • @dontwanttochoosename
    @dontwanttochoosename Месяц назад +11

    I went to the zoo last week and I caught myself singing animal flubs every time I saw some weird animal. Now my kids won't go to the zoo anymore with me and I blame Seth for it.

  • @Lisel_Wanders
    @Lisel_Wanders Месяц назад +1

    God I love this man. We must never stop correcting him so he can never stop doing corrections. 100 more please!

  • @desmondmolloy9173
    @desmondmolloy9173 Месяц назад +2

    CORRECTION: it’s Dundalk.
    Dundlak looks vaguely Slavic - like a town that you would confuse with Lublin.

    • @LostHope1982
      @LostHope1982 Месяц назад +1

      And here I thought I was going insane when Seth said Dundlak.

  • @samanthajames7569
    @samanthajames7569 Месяц назад +66

    I love “obnoxious corrections Seth” 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrsBasia99
      @MrsBasia99 Месяц назад +2

      Yes! That’s def a fun lane.

    • @EthanKristopherHartley
      @EthanKristopherHartley Месяц назад

      Me too, it's just a shame that we only got Obnoxious "Definitely not a Corrections, but something else entirely" Seth this week.

  • @karenswartzlander5411
    @karenswartzlander5411 Месяц назад +38

    I love any mention of “Cicada, cicada,” and the “Or don’t” finally convinced me to check out Seth and Josh’s podcast.

  • @despasando
    @despasando 19 дней назад

    Corrections is one of the gems that makes life worth living. No joke. This is a free mental wellness weekly session. Changed/ing my life!!!!!!

  • @richpeltier9519
    @richpeltier9519 Месяц назад +1

    Gotta clip that Mets joke as a short. Timing was perfect!

  • @satchmohub1
    @satchmohub1 Месяц назад +26

    I laughed so hard at the flip flops joke, I couldn't hear anyone else laughing..

  • @jameshartmann3405
    @jameshartmann3405 Месяц назад +52

    The day I wear a Corrections#100 sweatshirt is the day he decides to tape Corrections #99.5. What a world! Show was amazing!!!

  • @epiphi
    @epiphi Месяц назад +1

    This show brings me more joy than anything else in the world right now, and certainly than anything else on the internet, and I'm going to cry when it ends.

  • @shelbydavis2312
    @shelbydavis2312 Месяц назад +1

    You can't imagine my joy when I saw 99.5 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @christieharrison9542
    @christieharrison9542 Месяц назад +169

    Seth’s Canadian accent is miles better than his Aussie one. Well done!

    • @jennistafford-faris7022
      @jennistafford-faris7022 Месяц назад +17

      Impressions camp finally came through!

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Месяц назад +2

      Well, NH....

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Месяц назад +4

      Well, NH is close....

    • @hellagood67
      @hellagood67 Месяц назад +3

      True that. Our accent is just too hard for some 😂😂😂😂 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺. Have a great looong weekend Christie

    • @djshotty1969
      @djshotty1969 Месяц назад +7

      Just think, Canada Ontario Provincial Police has the acronym COPP.🤣

  • @tubabelle
    @tubabelle Месяц назад +66

    CORRECTION: If you start watching from Corrections Episode 1, you still won't understand the Lego references. Seth, get your youtube team to add the Corrections prequels to the playlist!

    • @Alice-jj4fe
      @Alice-jj4fe Месяц назад +5

      Thank you I watched them all and I still never got that or mac

    • @khallo151
      @khallo151 Месяц назад +5

      @@Alice-jj4fewell Mac is whole other ballgame…

    • @khallo151
      @khallo151 Месяц назад +8

      Brilliant. I saw the first corrections and but didn’t see the precursor Lego one until a year ago when RUclips randomly played it. 2020 was a chaotic time. Not like now of course

    • @KMStatsData
      @KMStatsData Месяц назад +3

      Thank you! I went back to the first Correction the other day looking for the Lego origin but couldn't find it and thought I was going crazy

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Месяц назад +1

      @@khallo151, do you remember the header? Was it already called corrections?

  • @supagoku03
    @supagoku03 Месяц назад +2

    Seth! I watched 3 episodes of corrections. Too many inside jokes for me to understand. So I had to go all the way back and binge watch every episode over the course of the last few weeks. I feel like I just finished a marathon JUST in time to watch episode 100. 🎉

  • @breezyveezy
    @breezyveezy Месяц назад

    After a full week of binging between work and sleep, I finally finished my full Corrections re-watch, and I’ve got to say, it’s definitely the best way to consume these. It keeps all the callbacks nice and fresh.

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl Месяц назад +133

    Happy 100th episode, Jackals!

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl Месяц назад +11

      99.5? 😂😂😂

    • @marysmith7765
      @marysmith7765 Месяц назад +10

      99.5….

    • @afg122602
      @afg122602 Месяц назад +14

      How much you want to bet he skips it next week just to mess with us?

    • @mmuller199
      @mmuller199 Месяц назад +15

      But this isn't an episode of corrections, it's something else!

    • @afg122602
      @afg122602 Месяц назад +3

      @@mmuller199 look at the title though

  • @Gildedmuse
    @Gildedmuse Месяц назад +29

    Honestly something sexy about Seth just casually bossing people around regarding how to watch and title Corrections.

    • @khallo151
      @khallo151 Месяц назад +3

      He realized he could save time and have less to do after he’s done filming. Think smart not… unsmart.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Месяц назад +5

      Careful, Seth gets way too happy with himself if anyone suggests he’s attractive. Self doubt and disfunction is what drives comedy - we’ve got to keep him humble!

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Месяц назад +8

      @@betsiecleworth5853 Good call. Seth, you're hair is bad and when you close your eyes your face looks weird.
      Hopefully that's enough crippling doubt to get us to Correction 99 and 3/4ths.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 Месяц назад +3

      @@Gildedmuse 🤭🤣🤣

  • @hannaganistic5148
    @hannaganistic5148 Месяц назад

    If I'm ever lucky enough to see a live taping the only thing I truly want is a big hug from Wally..he seems like such a sweetheart :)

  • @tami4peace23
    @tami4peace23 Месяц назад +1

    I love “not” corrections!! 😂🤣👏🏻👏🏻 it’s not and it wasn’t! 😵‍💫

  • @josephzuloaga
    @josephzuloaga Месяц назад +42

    love the taoiseach callback :)

    • @HiIAmPaul
      @HiIAmPaul Месяц назад +1

      Such a great callback!