CORRECTIONS Episode 26: Week of Monday, October 25

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @marybellefleur
    @marybellefleur 3 года назад +763

    The crew is the only audience I need.

    • @freda2758
      @freda2758 3 года назад +27

      That uncontrollable laughter, when you're not supposed to be laughing because you're supposed to be paying attention to your work....very contagious.

    • @VA-gu1jq
      @VA-gu1jq 3 года назад +15

      It’s the only one I want!

    • @chrishug5283
      @chrishug5283 3 года назад +29

      So glad he still does Corrections with a crew-only audience!!

    • @whocares2087.1
      @whocares2087.1 3 года назад +1

      -Trump, at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton

    • @randc214
      @randc214 3 года назад +2

      Agreed!

  • @jonathanszymczyk
    @jonathanszymczyk 3 года назад +1008

    Hey Seth, long time listener first time jackal, as a former Lowe’s employee i can confirm that the aisle numbering in that graphic is factually accurate.

    • @maryjanerx
      @maryjanerx 3 года назад +11

      No way!!

    • @brentguest8605
      @brentguest8605 3 года назад +84

      The aisles are numbered in sequence but the displays up front are higher than aisles so they can increase and decrease number of displays without altering permanent aisles #tmyn

    • @janey3407
      @janey3407 3 года назад +14

      @@brentguest8605 omg that tot'ly makes sense!

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 3 года назад +35

      Thank you Lowe’s employee lmao. I was thinking that photo seemed legit

    • @doneillattu
      @doneillattu 3 года назад +43

      As a Lowe's customer, I was going to say this!

  • @optimisticgambler3616
    @optimisticgambler3616 3 года назад +554

    If that mug design isn't called Jackal Lantern, an injustice has occurred.

    • @garthenelson9264
      @garthenelson9264 3 года назад +12

      I was thinking the same although I think it needs to be one word with possibly an apostrophe thrown somewhere randomly in there. The only reason I can think of for not stating the obvious is they think it’s such low hanging fruit they left it for us to all clamor about in cross-jackal-talk

    • @spadada
      @spadada 3 года назад +7

      So true.
      P.S. I assumed your handle was Optimistic Gambino (née Childish).

    • @optimisticgambler3616
      @optimisticgambler3616 3 года назад +4

      @@spadada No but I am a fan of him and Troy Barnes.

    • @spadada
      @spadada 3 года назад +18

      @@optimisticgambler3616 Troy Barnes forever.
      I learned on Twitter why the second mug is funny, though only next to the first. It proves that no injustice has occurred.
      Jackal-intern 🤣

  • @TheSinfulKnight
    @TheSinfulKnight 3 года назад +245

    If Seth could end every Corrections with "This has been weekend update" just to stay tied with Joust, I would be ok with that.
    It's not that I hate Joust, I just love this type of Petty.

    • @brownskinladyiam
      @brownskinladyiam 3 года назад +6

      I couldn’t agree more
      We need more petty like this

    • @lynnwilhoite6194
      @lynnwilhoite6194 3 года назад +5

      @@brownskinladyiam I’m a big fan of the pettiness.

    • @momobadilak
      @momobadilak 3 года назад +1

      the best!!

    • @snoski
      @snoski 2 года назад

      Who's Joust?

    • @TXpatriate
      @TXpatriate 2 года назад +1

      @@snoski he means, "Jost," as in Colin Jost, the father of Cosmo and spouse of Scarlett J. who co-hosts the Weekend Update (along with Michael Che!!!) for SNL. "Jost" is autocorrected to "Joust."

  • @BenApplegate
    @BenApplegate 3 года назад +153

    The "cha-ching" noise refers to the sound of a cash register, not coins clinking together. You CAN put dollar bills in a cash register.

    • @austinpaul8767
      @austinpaul8767 3 года назад +11

      Also the hand gesture is for rubbing coins together not bills.

    • @sharkuc
      @sharkuc 3 года назад +3

      @@austinpaul8767 Why would you rub coins together though? I've never done that myself or seen anyone else do that, other than maybe fidgeting. When actually handling money I've seen plenty of people, and I've done it myself plenty of times, rub notes to make sure they're not accidentally handing over two or more that are stuck together (because they're either sticky or extremely crinkly).

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 3 года назад +3

      @@sharkuc to make sure they’re real silver

  • @Bjurvild
    @Bjurvild 3 года назад +627

    I'm enjoying Corrections so much that my jackal tendencies has started to come out whenever any other Late Night shows gets anything wrong.

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 3 года назад +41

      me too - not just late night shows - anything & everything - we're really lucky that Seth actually listens AND turns the jackal critiques into comedy gold

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 года назад +62

      You're not alone. We were hungry this week... several jackals were caught at Colbert

    • @addie_is_me
      @addie_is_me 3 года назад +12

      I don’t watch others, but I pay attention more and worry for Seth.

    • @codybraden5400
      @codybraden5400 3 года назад +24

      Yes, and it occurs to me, that in other words it is helping us to more deliberately apply our critical thought faculties to media we consume, a practice our society clearly needs more work on: Seth brings it in ‘Mary Poppins’ form, where “Snap, the job’s a game”. 🤔👍🏼🙃

    • @Neddoest
      @Neddoest 3 года назад +33

      There are other late night shows? 🤔

  • @justinaclayburn2248
    @justinaclayburn2248 3 года назад +212

    Sometimes I think that the team writes jokes with fairly unimportant errors, and then just makes a note that says "jackals will like this one."

    • @JohnRay1969
      @JohnRay1969 3 года назад +7

      Never underestimate the ability of nit pickers to find any and all errors, mispronunciations, grammar errors, etc.

  • @misterderp4566
    @misterderp4566 3 года назад +752

    Turning Steinbeck into Seinfeld is fucking gold, Jerry, gold.

    • @YesterdaysPants
      @YesterdaysPants 3 года назад +16

      This bit was amazing.

    • @aileenbastos2750
      @aileenbastos2750 3 года назад +11

      I laughed so hard!

    • @jeremypicard2472
      @jeremypicard2472 3 года назад +23

      Best thing I've seen all week! As soon as Seth mentioned "Mulva" I knew where he was going but the graphic threw me off

    • @ZoZoCPdaOG
      @ZoZoCPdaOG 3 года назад +7

      It took me by surprise,. Love it

    • @eschwarz1003
      @eschwarz1003 3 года назад +4

      Says Larry David?

  • @dnk81
    @dnk81 3 года назад +57

    Holy crap that slow walk to a Seinfeld reference had it all. Best writers in the biz.

    • @mathidew
      @mathidew Год назад +5

      To be fair to Seth, his writers aren’t responsible for ‘Corrections’. He writes these on his own. Comedic genius 🏆
      (I know this is an old video but I’m just rewatching these while the strike is still going on)

  • @zdogs28
    @zdogs28 3 года назад +133

    Correction of correction: the lowes graphic is actually accurate. The tool section of lowes is often a smaller area at the front of the store that is separate from the main store aisles, and has short walls that run perpendicular to the rest of the store aisles. So what you’re seeing are the signs for two short aisles (61 and 62, probably numbered after all the other aisles) that run parallel to our line of sight, and the sign for a normal isle (17) that runs perpendicular. The man is standing in the main walkway between the two areas, not in an aisle.
    That being said this is not correcting your suspicion that your graphics dept are deep in QAnon, that i still agree with

    • @namedjasonc
      @namedjasonc 3 года назад +1

      Came here to say this; the aisle numbering at Lowes is crazy sometimes.

    • @bluejay5045
      @bluejay5045 3 года назад

      I wonder what tools they have in the masonry aisle [17]. That I would like to explore!

  • @Mokonaqc
    @Mokonaqc 3 года назад +419

    As a jackal, I want to recognize Seth for using the proper term “Lego brick” this week (as previously discussed in Corrections). You may not know it, but we notice these things, so congratulations Seth! 👏

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 3 года назад +12

      He was making fun of you.

    • @onetrick.pony1
      @onetrick.pony1 3 года назад +3

      Yeeeesssss, builds it up now for a greater feast later . . . I mean yeah, good job by Seth! I'm literally incapable of seeing his image w/o having Joe Esposito's "You're the Best Around" begin playing in my head. You're the greatest Seth (meaning person, not limited to Seths)!!!

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus 3 года назад +8

      And then ruins all his goodwill by calling the book "Mice 'n' Men" again during his correction of same... We miss nothing, Seth!

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 3 года назад +6

      Legos

    • @czottmann_
      @czottmann_ 3 года назад +1

      It's "lagos brick", actually.

  • @johnbod
    @johnbod 3 года назад +391

    Let there be no debate that Seth is the King of Late Night.

    • @Aceofspades2006
      @Aceofspades2006 3 года назад +3

      Yes!

    • @vincef7487
      @vincef7487 3 года назад +3

      True DAT‼️

    • @joet3935
      @joet3935 3 года назад +8

      King of the Jackals.

    • @brownkemosabe
      @brownkemosabe 3 года назад +7

      Now that Conan has retired, yes.
      @Ferocity Rocket

    • @arctic2921
      @arctic2921 3 года назад +2

      @@brownkemosabe Conan is insufferable

  • @williamtatum2147
    @williamtatum2147 3 года назад +181

    3:59 Hi, former Lowe’s employee here. That graphic is actually accurate to how Lowe’s are laid out. The aisle numbers in the tools department are separate from the surrounding aisles (they usually range in the 50s 60s and 70s). The number 17 is part of the front set of aisles that run laterally across the store, which in my store for example went from 1 to somewhere in the 20s.

    • @3souris
      @3souris 3 года назад +21

      The poor souls in graphics should laminate your comment and hang it from a dripping pipe in the basement lair.

    • @MakerOfChase
      @MakerOfChase 3 года назад +7

      Thank you for saving me time typing this out. Vertical vs horizontal aisles that somehow still manage to be completely blocked by that one grandpa. You all know the one

    • @wrenlittle8826
      @wrenlittle8826 3 года назад +3

      AHA. Now I know why I get lost at Lowes.
      Grandma at Lowes "Where is isle 10?" "Depends on which way you are going" Sinister laughter erupts on store audio. Cheers.

  • @friendofbeaver6636
    @friendofbeaver6636 3 года назад +124

    I've become so accustomed to "casual" Seth that the "suit and tie" he wore for the ending, shocked me. Please, never again!

    • @richsackett3423
      @richsackett3423 3 года назад +3

      @@thekaren1111 No, it’s a hint you missed Josh switching places with Seth.

    • @friendofbeaver6636
      @friendofbeaver6636 3 года назад +1

      @@thekaren1111 I say: Hell to the No!

    • @Metaphoreign
      @Metaphoreign 3 года назад +11

      Did you notice the "Tie game, Jost" on the back of the card and that he signed off with "weekend update"?

    • @kathleen109
      @kathleen109 3 года назад +4

      It was very jarring and disconcerting.

    • @sallykelty8238
      @sallykelty8238 3 года назад +2

      As for me......I'll take my Seth Meyers any way I can get him. 😊

  • @adityagoyal7972
    @adityagoyal7972 3 года назад +76

    In one of the meanwhile videos Colbert said "legos" and all the jackal alarms blew at once.

    • @stillhere1425
      @stillhere1425 3 года назад +4

      I KNOW! I know which one! I was there too!

  • @cindyoser9988
    @cindyoser9988 3 года назад +202

    Seth's impression of the graphics dept peeps just makes my day!

    • @codybraden5400
      @codybraden5400 3 года назад +12

      A favorite of mine as well, which is why I just posted a comment pointing out the missed opportunity early in the, ?episode?, when they/he tells him “You’re old”, which I can totally hear the hilarious~weirdo way they/he would have said it 🤔😂😊🤙🏼

    • @justaperson8385
      @justaperson8385 3 года назад

      Same

  • @Georgie13
    @Georgie13 3 года назад +156

    Corrections is the best part of the show. I love hearing the crew laugh in the background

    • @UpstateMediaNY
      @UpstateMediaNY 3 года назад +13

      #Corrections is its own entity and therefore*not* part of the show. It stands forlorn and alone on the subway platform that is the late night talk show world.

    • @l6318
      @l6318 3 года назад +5

      Sometimes Amber's laughter cuts right through everyone else's and it's my favorite thing ever, I have to pause the video and laugh with her for a sec.

  • @johnbod
    @johnbod 3 года назад +441

    Practically though, Seth took Weekend Update and made an entire phenomenal show out of it. In that sense no one is ever going to break his “weekend update” record.

    • @RalfHaring
      @RalfHaring 3 года назад +5

      Jon Stewart did weekend update four times a week before it was cool.

    • @godnoble
      @godnoble 3 года назад +2

      Weekend update was the only funny segment of SNL for decades, long before Seth was even a writer on the show.

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 3 года назад +3

      @@RalfHaring You can't compare anyone to Jon Stewart.

    • @vforwombat9915
      @vforwombat9915 3 года назад +4

      @@thesubhumancomedy Jon Stewart and Hitler...
      both had brown hair.
      both white.
      both born between 1880 and 1980.
      both popular speakers.
      ...
      you can compare anyone to anyone.
      in this case, the contrasts are probably a bit more important.

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 3 года назад

      @@vforwombat9915 Well, who was funniest?

  • @ateamfan42
    @ateamfan42 3 года назад +210

    "Crossjackal Discourse" would make a good band name.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 3 года назад +11

      It would also make a good title for a cable news program. "Tonight on ' Cross Jackal Discourse,' Kayleigh McEnany and Mike Lindell debate random nonsense."

    • @elmando6522
      @elmando6522 3 года назад +13

      @@sherinameless1618 MIke Lindell does not deserve the title of Jackal.

    • @briesullivan6149
      @briesullivan6149 3 года назад +1

      @R D yesss... Ska punk?

    • @Kristopherredford
      @Kristopherredford 3 года назад +5

      Calling the pillow guy a jackal is an insult to jackals

    • @whatsername123
      @whatsername123 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂👍

  • @writtenthatway
    @writtenthatway 3 года назад +110

    Seth: goes off on a tangent after addressing the fact that he called it “Mice and Men” instead of “Of Mice and Men”
    Seth, during his tangent: “The original ‘Mice and Men’ was called…”
    Seth…

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 3 года назад +11

      The thing you have to understand is that Seth is not improving one iota from these.

    • @writtenthatway
      @writtenthatway 3 года назад +7

      @@Mythraen He DID manage to say Lego brick in his closer look on Thursday, though. One step forward, three steps back, I guess… 😅

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 3 года назад +5

      @@writtenthatway I dunno. I hate to suggest Seth was right about something. He might get a big head.
      Still, I think he's right about "Legos."
      If Lego wants to cry about it, they can have a -Kleenex- tissue.

    • @ericjourdain892
      @ericjourdain892 3 года назад +1

      He'll NEVER learn.

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 3 года назад

      @@Mythraen well played

  • @HH-mw4sq
    @HH-mw4sq 3 года назад +319

    The Jackal-O'Lantern gets my vote. Corrections is now getting deep into Emmy territory. I hope "Graphics" doesn't cause another tie for 2nd place.

    • @HoraceInkling
      @HoraceInkling 3 года назад +42

      I would call it a Jackal-lantern.

    • @Giondi
      @Giondi 3 года назад +17

      Jackalantern was right there and you missed it.

    • @HH-mw4sq
      @HH-mw4sq 3 года назад +5

      @@Giondi - Jack-A'Lantern, hmmmm ...... I like it.

    • @ClipsNSnips
      @ClipsNSnips 3 года назад +23

      I guess it would have to win since the other one IS A HYENA! 😐

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing 3 года назад +3

      Syllable count. WTF is up with your syllable count?
      Jackals, I think this one may be sacrificed for the greater good?

  • @Tedster10
    @Tedster10 3 года назад +155

    I didn’t realize how much I missed Corrections until there wasn’t a new episode last week.

  • @Evelyn_Okay
    @Evelyn_Okay 3 года назад +174

    I wasn't ready for the Seth-in-a-suit jumpscare 😱

    • @darrenbutler9819
      @darrenbutler9819 3 года назад +8

      It was interesting, specially since it had a purpose I guess, his singing and drink.

    • @bubblesezblonde
      @bubblesezblonde 3 года назад +8

      soo creepy....

    • @mariannecontrino6297
      @mariannecontrino6297 3 года назад +18

      The "Weekend Update" sign off, and "tie game Jost", would not have worked nearly as well without it. Our boy knows what he's doing.......
      - 🐾🐾

    • @shaynaingram7714
      @shaynaingram7714 3 года назад

      Hard same

    • @stevie4641
      @stevie4641 3 года назад +6

      Well the drink in a suit is a reference to the opening credits of SNL which shows Colin in a suit drinking a scotch/bourbon.
      Not sure where the singing comes from...lol

  • @danp1471
    @danp1471 3 года назад +22

    I just want to thank whoever's responsible for getting Seth to do corrections in the first place since it quickly became one of my favorite returning segments by Seth.
    I suppose that's one good thing that came about from Covid 19. It caused talkshow hosts to focus more on the fans watching at home, developing a more in-tuned connection with each & everyone of us.

  • @Izzy-Maurer
    @Izzy-Maurer 3 года назад +285

    Correction: it's weird seeing Seth in a suit again and I don't like it.

    • @a.kenneth3521
      @a.kenneth3521 3 года назад +14

      And that jacket was yuuuuge!

    • @fbcohen1
      @fbcohen1 3 года назад +5

      For your consideration, Perhaps that wasn’t Seth……

    • @vlsheridan707
      @vlsheridan707 3 года назад +3

      @@fbcohen1 I thought it was his brother.

    • @franciecohen5879
      @franciecohen5879 3 года назад +2

      @@vlsheridan707 Thanks for letting me know I wasn’t the only one, it was so funny 😂

    • @questgivercyradis8462
      @questgivercyradis8462 3 года назад +10

      Casual Seth is Best Seth.

  • @BoogerDad
    @BoogerDad 3 года назад +189

    I flippin love correctshuns. laughin the whole way through. I truly hope Seth enjoys this bit as much as we do

    • @muuuuuud
      @muuuuuud 3 года назад +10

      i think my neighbors hear me snort through the walls >.>"

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 3 года назад +2

      As a fellow jackal I must ask respectfully that you correct your spelling lol

    • @domeonce9006
      @domeonce9006 3 года назад +1

      @@somethingclever4563 yes, it's "flipping', not 'flippin'

    • @DelinahLovesHouseBunnies
      @DelinahLovesHouseBunnies 3 года назад +2

      @@somethingclever4563 Slang is a legitimate part of language, and flippin' and laughin' have a different flavor than flipping and laughing. -[As Dom Eonce says,]- "Officially" they should have apostrophes indicating the missing Gs, but slang doesn't follow the official rules anyway, so it seems silly to demand that it follow business rules in casual text. I do see your "lol," though, so I know you're not seriously/harshly criticising. ////Bunny kisses for all!
      Edit: Actually, I just noticed Dom Eonce doesn't mention the apostrophe rule for missing letters; they are only putting quotation marks around the words (inconsistently mixing up single and double quote marks). Darn fibro fog got me again. 🤕

    • @somethingclever4563
      @somethingclever4563 3 года назад

      @@DelinahLovesHouseBunnies I was referring to the way he spelled corrections actually lol

  • @squidrocket1141
    @squidrocket1141 3 года назад +73

    Correction from someone from Massachusetts:
    I googled Scollins and it said he was born in Marshfield, MA. Now as much as I hate Marshfield and everyone from there with a burning passion, it does actually have a nice little inn on the water called the Fairview Inn. In fact a Denzel Washington movie, The Equalizer 2, was filmed at that inn. So as much as Marshfield sucks, it does in fact have a decent hotel.

    • @jamesgleason2159
      @jamesgleason2159 3 года назад +21

      found Scollin's mom

    • @a.kenneth3521
      @a.kenneth3521 3 года назад +2

      @@jamesgleason2159 Ahahahahaaaaahaaa! ~whew~

    • @brownskinladyiam
      @brownskinladyiam 3 года назад

      Curious why do you hate it there

    • @8__vv__8
      @8__vv__8 3 года назад +3

      @@brownskinladyiam In Marshfield they call hamburgers “steamed hams” (despite the fact that they are obviously grilled)

  • @Fangs1978
    @Fangs1978 3 года назад +566

    Grand Theft Horse is the actual nickname of Red Dead Redemption. That is the western version of grand theft auto (for the 2 people who didn't already know,)
    That game also has coyotes in it that, as we all know, are Americas jackals.
    Please tell Sal that his laziness causes canine exclusion and as proud jackals we will not be marginalized.

    • @humanoid2545
      @humanoid2545 3 года назад +18

      grand theft buggy

    • @QTpiemcpinky
      @QTpiemcpinky 3 года назад +19

      "...as a proud jackals..."

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 3 года назад +4

      @@humanoid2545 Winner!

    • @remy4379
      @remy4379 3 года назад +7

      The thing is, RDR is set in 1911, and RDR2 in 1899, long after the American civil war. Also, I think the joke involved how Giuliani sounded a bit like someone from the hood or some such (if I understood correctly), so I'm not sure either RDR game could've worked for that specific joke.

    • @elizabethhudson3608
      @elizabethhudson3608 3 года назад +5

      Ha! But if you call it "buggy" the Southerners will get upset! That's what they call shopping carts!

  • @kenwoodmn3921
    @kenwoodmn3921 3 года назад +23

    THE THEORY OF PEDANTIC CANNIBALISM: The actual intent of Seth's Corrections segment is to slowly turn the ultra-critical against one another (technical term "Cross-Jackaling") until they are all found dead in a tragic "knitting accident". Then, one week, no one mentions anything about Seth saying koalas are his favorite kind of bear...

  • @ClaytonSummers
    @ClaytonSummers 3 года назад +18

    That ending with the writing on the back of the card while I tried figuring out why Seth was wearing a suit again killed me lol

  • @risingtoneofthemojo
    @risingtoneofthemojo 3 года назад +144

    Honestly that Steinbeck Seinfeld segway with the music gave me the best laugh I've had in so long! It was so unexpected and perfectly timed. Amazing work and on another note I love that the feel of corrections seems to have begun to make its way into the closer look sections too

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 3 года назад +23

      Um Actually it's a "segue." Segway is that rolling thing for people too lazy to walk.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 3 года назад +21

      You’ve been Jackaled! Yes, it’s now a verb!

    • @sharontrujillo7793
      @sharontrujillo7793 3 года назад +4

      @@anro7137 ...💝

    • @LeeStJohn-ym4df
      @LeeStJohn-ym4df 3 года назад +1

      @@anro7137 Very Funny!!

    • @johnthompson6374
      @johnthompson6374 3 года назад

      I saw it coming from a mile away, once he started messing with the name I immediately went to "War What Is It Good For?"

  • @613kitten11
    @613kitten11 3 года назад +365

    Weekly request for a “jackal paws tackle flaws” mug, I’ve never bought merch but I would sell my kidney for a jackal mug

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- 3 года назад +12

      Same

    • @sjwhite54
      @sjwhite54 3 года назад +9

      Ditto!

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 3 года назад +49

      Me too - that is I would sell your kidney for a jackal mug too. Then we'd both have mugs.

    • @RoseyRebellion
      @RoseyRebellion 3 года назад +8

      Stomping on a keyboard...
      Love this idea!

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 3 года назад +9

      I am also pretty anti-merch, but a Jackal mug would be kinda cool.

  • @Phil_A_O_Fish
    @Phil_A_O_Fish 3 года назад +102

    When it comes to anyone being killed by lions and tigers then the R.I.P. on the tombstone would stand for ' Rest In Pieces ', wouldn't it?

    • @MagicTimeTravel
      @MagicTimeTravel 3 года назад +15

      ripped into pieces

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 3 года назад +1

      Rest in giant kitty litter :-p

    • @Trevin_Taylor
      @Trevin_Taylor 3 года назад +1

      Boo! Boo, hiss!

    • @Phil_A_O_Fish
      @Phil_A_O_Fish 3 года назад +7

      Why the catty remark, @@Trevin_Taylor? What's wrong, aren't you feline too good today? 👎😸 👎

    • @Trevin_Taylor
      @Trevin_Taylor 3 года назад +3

      @@Phil_A_O_Fish This one I like.

  • @humilityqueen8254
    @humilityqueen8254 3 года назад +43

    I think... do I hear Jost's laugh?!?
    Your combined self-deprecating, anti-egomaniacal brand of comedy is SO refreshing, especially in the talk show landscape!! So a huge unironic thanks to you both!!!
    Also, the seemingly unhinged Rants, HiLaRious Tangents, and just, 'Inside JackalLyNess' that has crept into the Closer Looks... there aren't enough adjectives to describe how much better they are and how much more fun you seem to be having delivering them! More please!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🥰🥰

  • @elisabethbeutler4066
    @elisabethbeutler4066 3 года назад +36

    Love the literary games you play Seth, so much beautiful cleverness!
    Colin responding to you on Weekend Update would be a crossover event of epic proportions, hearkening back to the days of the Fonz visiting LaVerne & Shirley, and Mork; Love Boat/Fantasy Island Combo, etc. lol
    I love Jost and Che too but for me, nothing will ever top Stefon 😁

  • @merilawrence8794
    @merilawrence8794 3 года назад +69

    Except the “jackal” on the white mug is actually a spotted hyena. 😂

    • @-xirx-
      @-xirx- 3 года назад +10

      👏👏👏

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 3 года назад +6

      Well spotted, hyena.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 3 года назад +5

      Bingo! Long front legs ... Damn the Graphics department !!

  • @aniliname
    @aniliname 3 года назад +112

    That Mulva/Dolores joke/reference is the best thing I’ve heard in a long time!

    • @brettlovell8761
      @brettlovell8761 3 года назад +7

      Literally the only bit from Seinfeld I remember.

    • @michellefu4002
      @michellefu4002 3 года назад +4

      Fun fact: I'm terrible at remembering names. When that happens, if the person is female, I will refer to her as Mulva. Only Seinfeld fans get it, though.

    • @kaitazer
      @kaitazer 3 года назад +1

      @@michellefu4002 My brain always remembers "Gipple?"

    • @jensue3034
      @jensue3034 3 года назад

      I thought I was the only one that remembers that episode.

  • @joehemmann1156
    @joehemmann1156 3 года назад +26

    As soon as he mentioned Jost breaking his record, I knew the card back would be a reference to Jost. I didn't see the suit coming, though... 🤣

  • @bamsthemanrealestate6037
    @bamsthemanrealestate6037 3 года назад +37

    Angry Grandpa was standing next to the "Tool World" section at Lowes which runs from 51 to 70 and across the aisle is the regular aisle that run from 1 to 50. This time Graphics dept. was on point.

    • @kaitazer
      @kaitazer 3 года назад +4

      I used to work at Lowes (granted, a long time ago) but I'd say this checks out. We could give the Graphics Department a break, but as masochists, I don't think they'd appreciate it.

  • @henrikgr88
    @henrikgr88 3 года назад +22

    Watching corrections is the best reason for having people look at me funny, just because I'm laughing on the subway❤️

  • @cheeseonyomama
    @cheeseonyomama 3 года назад +36

    I woke up at 3:30am, saw corrections wasn't posted and started to panic..
    "Is corrections over? Did they skip a week?? Where is it??"
    Phew.

  • @Trickniner
    @Trickniner 3 года назад +407

    Seeing Seth in a suit and tie now is actually upsetting.

    • @GothicVioletVixen
      @GothicVioletVixen 3 года назад +38

      Ikr? Now that we got used to the casual side, suit and tie makes me think "Oh God, who died?"

    • @MerynCadell
      @MerynCadell 3 года назад +26

      More so when he's wearing a suit jacket that looks like it belongs to his Dad. In the New Seth Era, I would imagine he has no suits of his own at the show and borrowed a jacket from... but then as I'm typing that, I'm realizing there's a huge wardrobe department in that building. Hm.

    • @Trickniner
      @Trickniner 3 года назад +22

      @@MerynCadell I agree, he did look like he was swimming in the jacket.

    • @jsomething2559
      @jsomething2559 3 года назад +13

      @@GothicVioletVixen Donna: "Who died?" Um apparently someone *taller* cuz it looks kinda ill fitting ;)

    • @GothicVioletVixen
      @GothicVioletVixen 3 года назад +3

      @@jsomething2559 🤣

  • @em.r.p.vrrrooom6050
    @em.r.p.vrrrooom6050 3 года назад +46

    At 10:02 he says "Mice and Men" instead of "Of Mice and Men". Is he taunting the Jackals?
    I love that there are directions below "Tie game, Jost!" lol.

  • @BrodieScott27
    @BrodieScott27 3 года назад +9

    I genuinely love you and your team. This segment is a joy. It would be a colder, darker world without youzins.

  • @jigglesox320
    @jigglesox320 3 года назад +18

    These Are The Days Correction:
    While there is a ‘the’ in the opening refrain of the song, there’s no ‘the’ in that line of the verse. I sang along to this cassette in my car I know the whole album by heart.
    However, checking this made me go back and listen again and has made my day. Mark me down as a Grateful Happy Jackal, if such a thing exists!

  • @Niyati99
    @Niyati99 3 года назад +37

    I was not ready for that outfit change omg

  • @cmel7841
    @cmel7841 3 года назад +132

    Jackal-lantern has got to be the best Halloween inside joke

    • @codybraden5400
      @codybraden5400 3 года назад +2

      Yes indeed, but I didn’t think he specifically mentioned that aspect... better go check and delete my comment if he did, or the other jackals are going to get me bad 😟🙏🏼😂😊

    • @victoriajoyce7363
      @victoriajoyce7363 3 года назад

      Right?

    • @mcveyelizabeth
      @mcveyelizabeth 3 года назад +10

      I love it, but how about how hard it is to see the Jack-Al-Intern...? That gets my vote.

    • @ariamattias468
      @ariamattias468 3 года назад +1

      Was searching for this comment and i’m so glad there’s at least one person showing appreciation for it!

    • @LittleTreeBlue
      @LittleTreeBlue 3 года назад +6

      @@mcveyelizabeth Thanks! I couldn’t figure out the joke on the second mug and it was breaking my jackal heart!

  • @j.coward3738
    @j.coward3738 3 года назад +22

    One of my new favourite pastimes is watching Late Night with Seth Meyers and trying to guess what'll be in Corrections at the end of the week.

  • @auntvesuvi3872
    @auntvesuvi3872 3 года назад +9

    Many thanks to Seth, all the writers and staff at LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS! 💜

  • @freyamarley
    @freyamarley 3 года назад +12

    never thought there'd ever be a time where I'm grateful that I studied Of Mice and Men when I was 13 years old but here we are

  • @dredgerivers7730
    @dredgerivers7730 3 года назад +238

    He's got some nerve claiming he stands corrected for a guy whose legs you never see.

    • @sharontrujillo7793
      @sharontrujillo7793 3 года назад +8

      .. OHMYGAWD!!!! 🎉🪅🎉🌈💥💝🌋🌸🎃🏵️🌞❣️😆

    • @elmando6522
      @elmando6522 3 года назад +5

      You don't know how high his corrections desk is.

    • @dredgerivers7730
      @dredgerivers7730 3 года назад +1

      @@elmando6522 Same height that Abe Lincoln's was... high enough to touch the ground

    • @samjones7296
      @samjones7296 3 года назад +3

      You think he isn't standing behind that desk with his tiny Seth legs?

    • @emtpet
      @emtpet 3 года назад

      🤣🤣👍👍👍Haa Haa Haaaa!

  • @Lu_Woods
    @Lu_Woods 3 года назад +131

    Seth, that fourth "w" was hilarious (funniest letter I ever heard),
    and a little painful knowing you weren't serious about the mugs availability.
    ...touché .

    • @exnihilog
      @exnihilog 3 года назад +6

      that explains why I can't find them *smh*

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 3 года назад +14

      Same. He got my hopes up for the mugs, then they were dashed upon the rocks next to the Sea Captain's house on the beach after Seth said that fourth "w."

    • @psyndor1243
      @psyndor1243 3 года назад +15

      Perhaps he's testing the waters to see how much demand there would be for jackal themed merchandise. There is a segment of the NBC merchandise store devoted to "Late Night with Seth Meyers" but it has no jackal themed merch at present.

    • @elucier9
      @elucier9 3 года назад +10

      To be honest though, I really want those mugs.

    • @squirrel8185
      @squirrel8185 3 года назад +5

      He just needs to talk to an etsy artist or something and do a colab with them that artist would have more business theny they would know what to do with.

  • @lleiou0723
    @lleiou0723 3 года назад +172

    actually you can just rename this segment to "weekend update" and Colin Jost will not surpass you anymore.

  • @Bowtiebilly8
    @Bowtiebilly8 3 года назад +5

    Every Friday night after work I spark up a joint and watch Corrections, it’s LITERALLY the highlight of my week.
    Thanks Seth!

  • @stephaniethibodaux3985
    @stephaniethibodaux3985 3 года назад +7

    I love hearing Jost crack up in the background this time- it’s the best

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 3 года назад +73

    As a late night jackal, I love the pumpkin design.
    Also, as a late night jackal, the second design looks like a hyena.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 3 года назад +1

      Tho I do like the hyena's coffee mug labeled Coffee

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 3 года назад +6

      I've googled it ....the pumpkin mug looks like a Jackal with pointed ears like a dog (same family) whereas the Coffee mug has the hyena long front legs and short back legs ! Graphics! Screwing up A-gain !!

    • @rusj0
      @rusj0 3 года назад +5

      It's a Jackal Lantern!

    • @a.kenneth3521
      @a.kenneth3521 3 года назад

      I’m with Starman Dx on this. v

  • @AprylZA
    @AprylZA 3 года назад +60

    The cap is seamless, which means Patty's a Seamlesstress ;0)

    • @Kevin_Street
      @Kevin_Street 3 года назад +3

      Now this is a quality comment.

    • @stevie4641
      @stevie4641 3 года назад +1

      OMG! Winner comment!

    • @a.kenneth3521
      @a.kenneth3521 3 года назад

      You win all the lovely cash and prizes Charles is gesturing to over there to your right. Congratulations!

  • @wildchameleon7
    @wildchameleon7 3 года назад +175

    Proud to be part of the French team of jackals for all topics related to French speaking countries. Seth should be happy with the crowdsourcing of this show, many specialists in the comments.

    • @AprylZA
      @AprylZA 3 года назад +16

      Coucou from Provence! Le weekend commence bien avec Corrections ;0)

    • @christophero3869
      @christophero3869 3 года назад +16

      In France, aren’t they called Jacquels?

    • @remy4379
      @remy4379 3 года назад +10

      Has he made mistakes regarding France or French pronunciation in the past? I remember we corrected him some time ago regarding EU-related stuff when he joked about an Icelandic troll needing a work permit to go work in Ireland. But I don't remember him making mistakes about France specifically. I wish he'd do more jokes about international politics, so that us foreign jackals could contribute with our respective expertise.

    • @remy4379
      @remy4379 3 года назад +10

      @@christophero3869 Chacal actually. Plural is chacals, which is an exception to the rule that words that end in -al have their plural end with -aux.

    • @Gwendidi
      @Gwendidi 3 года назад +4

      Do you have a belgicismes specialist? If not, can I apply?

  • @kathyballes4360
    @kathyballes4360 3 года назад +15

    And now that I’ve seen all the corrections jackals pointing out that the mug has a spotted hyena on it, if the graphics department wants to put a jackal image up, they should choose the black-backed jackal, because according to Wikipedia, that repository of all knowledge, “It is the most aggressive of the jackals, being known to attack animal prey many times its own weight, and it has more quarrelsome intrapack relationships.”

  • @travelj6746
    @travelj6746 3 года назад +11

    When Seth said those mugs were available my heart soared! And then when it became obvious it was a bit (now I admit it was a good goof) I felt like I got punched in the gut.

    • @stevie4641
      @stevie4641 3 года назад +6

      I wish Seth WOULD offer Jackal merchandise. All proceeds go to God's Love We Deliver.

    • @snoski
      @snoski 2 года назад +1

      I know. I striaght-up would have bought that jackal-lantern one

  • @busylawbee
    @busylawbee 3 года назад +73

    Correction: Although I'm sure Ms Lyons is multitalented, a seamstress is someone who predominantly sews. Knitter is correct but considering our jackelness, tricoteuse might be more fitting!

    • @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041
      @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041 3 года назад +3

      now you're asking Seth to say a very tricky French word...oy...

    • @lynnstlaurent6789
      @lynnstlaurent6789 3 года назад +13

      Patty Lyons is so talented I would call her a fibre artist.

    • @elliea1376
      @elliea1376 3 года назад +17

      Oh come on, Seth calling her a seamstress is very clearly jackal bait (this is coming from a fellow knitter!)

    • @rpavlik1
      @rpavlik1 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I was gonna go textile artist but I think fiber artist is probably better

    • @DelinahLovesHouseBunnies
      @DelinahLovesHouseBunnies 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, "knitter, not seamstress" is one of the things I came to say, but I didn't watch the video until Sunday, so I knew someone would beat me to it. ////Bunny kisses for all!

  • @tibits4u
    @tibits4u 3 года назад +41

    Please, don't shock me like this at the end ever again 😱

  • @addie_is_me
    @addie_is_me 3 года назад +93

    I hate to defend Seth, but a baby’s eye color sometimes changes, just like their hair color and
    Double sided in knitting means a pattern works both ways, there is not a specific front and back. Double knitting is something else entirely.

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 3 года назад +5

      I was going to say the same thing. Both of my kids' eyes changed color later on.

    • @alexandrac6177
      @alexandrac6177 3 года назад +11

      "I hate to defend Seth" lmao

    • @3souris
      @3souris 3 года назад +9

      These defenses are piling up. There was the guy who worked at Lowe's who said the aisles of his store were numbered just as the poor souls in the graphics basement presented them.

    • @christinegelabert1651
      @christinegelabert1651 3 года назад +1

      @Addie Alexander I crochet, and I'm trying to learn how to use the Tunisian crochet hook. I was going to say the same thing too! 😌❤️😎💯🧶

    • @franceshinks1810
      @franceshinks1810 3 года назад

      All babies are born with blue eyes!

  • @patrynize
    @patrynize 3 года назад +8

    That collective groan at the Bob “New”hart joke 🤌🏻💋

  • @ryanclark6402
    @ryanclark6402 3 года назад +12

    Love the “Jackal-Intern” mug. So many steps deep into the Seth-verse…

    • @frolickinglions
      @frolickinglions 3 года назад

      I don't get that. Could you explain it please?

    • @fionaclaphamhoward5876
      @fionaclaphamhoward5876 3 года назад +2

      @@frolickinglions the second mug is a representation of a jackal as an intern, getting everyone coffee. Except apparently it's more of a hyena than a jackal. It's also a word-play on the word-play of the first mug, the jackal-lantern 😂

    • @DelinahLovesHouseBunnies
      @DelinahLovesHouseBunnies 3 года назад +1

      @@fionaclaphamhoward5876 Oh, thanks for explaining that. The hyena really seems to be holding a cafeteria tray to me, not the paperboard holder that fast food places use to hold many glasses, so it didn't look like an intern to me. All the drink holders I've ever seen have multiple wells to hold the bottom of the glasses and keep them from toppling over; the tray the hyena's holding has only one well, as for a personal drink (and for some reason, the coffee is opposite the well, not in it 🙄). ////Bunny kisses for all!

    • @claddagh1826
      @claddagh1826 3 года назад +1

      @@fionaclaphamhoward5876 i feel incredibly stupid, but i do not get the hyena part. is there a reason the intern is a hyena and not a jackal?

    • @fionaclaphamhoward5876
      @fionaclaphamhoward5876 3 года назад +1

      @@claddagh1826 oh gosh, I feel you on this one! Ummm, is it just meant to play to the idea of the graphics department deliberately getting things wrong to set Seth up for more #corrections? Who knows? The Jackal-Lantern gag was reasonably easy to grok but the whole Jackal-Intern shtick - it's clever when you read/hear it but it's gotta be said, it's a stretch as a visual gag ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @ladyboneyard4487
    @ladyboneyard4487 3 года назад +33

    Old registers used to contain both bills & coins. Cha-Ching was the sound when the drawer opened.

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 3 года назад +7

      Woe to any retail worker who has never known the joy of operating an old cash register. One of my first jobs was at a coffee shop that had one. It didn't tell you the change; you had to figure out yourself by counting back. It's the only reason I learned how to do it, and it's skill that's proven useful again and again. Sadly, it's a lost art.

    • @jimschleich8753
      @jimschleich8753 3 года назад +4

      There was a bell/chime as a security measure, so that the distinct sound would alert you the register had been opened. And many did have the ability to calculate the change, it was just displayed with a bunch of pop up "tags/cards" with $$ amounts (which the clerk would have to total up).

    • @mssparker2151
      @mssparker2151 3 года назад +1

      @@jimschleich8753 the ability to count change, correctly!!!

  • @cassandra.a
    @cassandra.a 3 года назад +27

    Corrections is a warm hug for the dark, hypervigilant, rigid parts of my soul. 🤗

  • @travelwell6049
    @travelwell6049 3 года назад +10

    I can't explain how much joy fills my heart when I see corrections has been uploaded.
    The lion covid swab joke was my absolute favourite joke this week.

  • @sinahaase9923
    @sinahaase9923 3 года назад +23

    After every corrections I think to myself, “okay, this is my favorite corrections episode..” they just get better and better! Also, why do I feel like I’m in a club lol

  • @devlinburgess2463
    @devlinburgess2463 3 года назад +91

    Correction: Seth doesn't make humans laugh. He makes Jackals laugh.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 3 года назад +9

      Well, humans probably laugh, too, don't you think?
      I'm not sure, since I don't actually know any. :)

    • @MS-ss1dv
      @MS-ss1dv 3 года назад

      Isn’t that who really counts, though?

    • @romanmcmillan7542
      @romanmcmillan7542 3 года назад +5

      Seth needs to have an Anubis Award for the best Jackal at the end of each "season" of corrections.

    • @brandonm949
      @brandonm949 3 года назад +1

      We've addressed this. Jackals aren't capable of feeling joy.

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 3 года назад +1

      @@brandonm949
      *Nonsense!* We jackals feel joy at the misfortune of others. :)

  • @OriginalPiMan
    @OriginalPiMan 3 года назад +30

    I will admit that jackal-intern took me a minute. But I still love it.

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim 3 года назад +5

      D'oh! I didn't get it, so thank you!

  • @Count_Smackula
    @Count_Smackula 3 года назад +70

    I'm usually here to savage the corpse, but I'm 100% with you on the Genesis-Peter Gabriel thing.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 3 года назад +2

      Queen is a good example of Why not to use the current lineup 😂

    • @lstapes7
      @lstapes7 3 года назад

      @@alrightyru You might want to pick a better example. For many years now, the band has not toured as or presented its modern incarnation as Queen, which was, of course, the original four members. The current band is called Queen + Adam Lambert (QAL) and has three people not in the original Queen. This name and member distinction has always been clear. Seth would, therefore, have to say that he wanted Queen or QAL. From there, Graphics might give Seth an image of Queen Elizabeth for Queen or something representing QAnon if for some reason, he asked for a QAL image.

  • @ScentOfaWookie
    @ScentOfaWookie 3 года назад +297

    Possible correction: Would a person who knits really be called ”seamstress”?
    Also, the tuba from the other day is STILL a Sousaphone. There was some cross-jackal discourse there over the scale in which the associated notes were played, which turned into WoW-trivia levels of nitpicking.

    • @stevie4641
      @stevie4641 3 года назад +61

      I think this is one of Seth's 'stare downs' in order to ruffle the feathers of both the Jackals and Patty Lyons.

    • @meumnomen
      @meumnomen 3 года назад +12

      Definitely a sousaphone

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 года назад +52

      @@stevie4641 as someone who knits and crochets, I'm not a seamstress until I pull out a needle and thread or the sewing machine

    • @sobertillnoon
      @sobertillnoon 3 года назад +9

      @@LindaC616 so are you a knotist then?

    • @jordancunningham4962
      @jordancunningham4962 3 года назад +5

      @@LindaC616 I have yet to meet a knitter who doesn't also do those things...

  • @kishens1
    @kishens1 3 года назад +4

    The fact that Seth masterfully described the swirl from pronunciation videos is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @sagittated
    @sagittated 3 года назад +31

    Correction: "Cha ching" isn't the sound that coins make. It's the sound of a cash register, which takes bills and coins.

    • @marjieestivill
      @marjieestivill 3 года назад

      That is an important point. Seth might be too young to remember…glad you mentioned that.

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 3 года назад

      Right, but the gesture is still incongruent

    • @marjieestivill
      @marjieestivill 3 года назад +1

      The really old cash registers had a bell that chimed when the cash drawer latch was triggered to open. Helped stop surreptitious pilfering by customers. Shop assistants who pilfered had to do so under the guise of a current legitimate transaction or counting of the drawer. In

    • @sagittated
      @sagittated 3 года назад +1

      @@marjieestivill yep. Cha-ching is mimicking the sound of an old style cash register opening. Has nothing to do with the sounds bills and coins make.

  • @ValerieCH1
    @ValerieCH1 3 года назад +27

    MULVA.
    That made me spit a mouthful of coffee.
    Way to go, Seth.

  • @ashleighowens5784
    @ashleighowens5784 3 года назад +30

    Seth - these corrections give me life! I adore them for the end of the week 🤣 You and your team are freaking hilarious.
    By the way - I USED to be a graphic desiger... but I'm all better now! 😂

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess 3 года назад +2

      As a former graphic designer, I feel like WE make the best jackals, actually, since so many of us are borderline OCD perfectionists, a.k.a. "our own worst critics". Or, is that just me? ;)

  • @icepick117
    @icepick117 3 года назад +26

    Wow, big correction here: 30 Rock's windows probably don't open so Shoemaker's threat to throw the elves out the window would be toothless. Shoemaker runs a sweatshop, but it's a wholesome sweatshop.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 года назад +1

      They don't open

    • @MagicTimeTravel
      @MagicTimeTravel 3 года назад +1

      if you want a fun story about the 30 rock windows i’d recommend the 5th anniversary lnsm podcast with seth and shoemaker

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 3 года назад +6

      They may not open, but they do shatter. Windows do that.

    • @adamcharming
      @adamcharming 3 года назад +10

      Any window opens if you throw an elf hard enough at it

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 3 года назад +1

      What Shoemaker actually said, in his Shoemaker voice, was "Out you two pixies go! Through the door or out the window!" Of course, they were elves, not Pixies, so he would deserve a correction for that.

  • @palavergirl7450
    @palavergirl7450 3 года назад +3

    LOVE the SM team laughs. Phenomenally contagious and funny AF! Thanks guys for the levity. Adore Seth to no end. Kindest human EVER!!

  • @tim6600
    @tim6600 3 года назад +2

    Saying goodnight at the end of a video that can be watched at any time is a mistake. I watched this in the afternoon and had to go to bed six hours early. Thanks for that.

  • @hopegomes1819
    @hopegomes1819 3 года назад +37

    5am in California, I sit in my car and laugh out loud at your jokes.
    My neighbors think that I'm deranged. It's great; it's my turn to annoy them for a change.
    Thank you for the Seinfeld bit even though it makes me feel old it's nice to have our own private jokes.
    - Very sincerely, gen. X

    • @MadAboutBrows
      @MadAboutBrows 3 года назад +1

      Gen Xer living in a skoolie, just laughed hysterically while parked next to tennis courts. Maybe it'll keep the kids away from my bus later 😋

  • @rachel_rexxx
    @rachel_rexxx 3 года назад +60

    Indignant ex-Weekend Update host is my favorite

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 3 года назад +1

      Good one! If the suit fits…er, maybe not…….

  • @Charlotte-wk8du
    @Charlotte-wk8du 3 года назад +60

    I enjoy how everyone who works in the graphics department talks like John Mulaney

  • @GR46404
    @GR46404 3 года назад +3

    Thank you, Mr. Meyers. I enjoyed this.

  • @jonfox17
    @jonfox17 3 года назад +8

    Seth dressing up as himself from weekend update is great for Halloween.

  • @aaronpeart
    @aaronpeart 3 года назад +21

    That Steinbeck joke was a long walk, but worth every step

  • @zman224
    @zman224 3 года назад +8

    😂😂😂 ahhhhh I can now start my Friday...on my own jackal terms.

  • @steveg4082
    @steveg4082 3 года назад +35

    Hey graphics: all forgiven. Steinbeck logo makes up for everything!

  • @elizabethnewby8071
    @elizabethnewby8071 3 года назад +2

    Hey jackals and Late Night team. My son’s in the PICU and I’ve been listening to these corrections and it’s been really comforting during a shitty time. Thanks for the good content that’s been making me laugh. ❤️

  • @elisecode2212
    @elisecode2212 3 года назад +2

    when you said "when it comes to doing one-sided phone call comedy--" i immediately thought 'bob newhart'. that man is hilarious. my favourite of those bits is actually in an episode of his show, where he drunkenly orders chinese food and states his name as "dur robert hartley." (pause) "dur." (pause) "d, r, period."

  • @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice
    @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice 3 года назад +6

    This was truly laugh out loud. LOVE the Seinfeld/Steinbeck call out!

  • @jamesgwoodwork
    @jamesgwoodwork 3 года назад +70

    Tool aisles at Lowes have the high numbers and are up front in most stores. Nothing weird about the aisle numbers in that picture.

    • @hat42via
      @hat42via 3 года назад +3

      That's what I was thinking. A normal photo.

    • @jonfrench1659
      @jonfrench1659 3 года назад +5

      But in actuality, it is strange that Lowe’s has the highest numbered aisles in the front of the store.

    • @KevinBerstene
      @KevinBerstene 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, my Lowe's is like this. It's annoying but that's Lowe's fault, not graphics'

    • @KdubbleYT
      @KdubbleYT 3 года назад +1

      I work at lowes, that’s just how it is

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 3 года назад

      Yep, I said the same thing. Lowe's is just like that.

  • @vaxstiel
    @vaxstiel 3 года назад +84

    Quality, not quantity, Seth. You've still got Jost beat by miles.

    • @williamhaynes4175
      @williamhaynes4175 3 года назад +3

      Intentionally inserting mistakes like the fourth W just to antagonize people is mean spirited. What, your plethora of real mistakes are not enough?

    • @Mythraen
      @Mythraen 3 года назад +3

      @@williamhaynes4175 Thank goodness you told Michelle Cobb that.
      She almost got away with complimenting Seth on his Weekend Update hosting.

  • @jeffl4802
    @jeffl4802 3 года назад +1

    The Lowes shopping aisles are numbered like that because that section is just in the front, not parallel to the larger ailes. They usually have the power tools over there. They are a high number (61 and 62) because they are the last added. The large ailes start at 1, probably go to 60. Then this small added aisle picks up from there up front near whatever aisle happens to fall in the area across the main walkway that also passes the registers. Hope that made sense

  • @donna8243
    @donna8243 3 года назад +4

    On the next WU, Colin should close with..." for Weekend Update, I'm not Seth Meyers." and then stick his tongue out at the camera 😆

  • @codybraden5400
    @codybraden5400 3 года назад +13

    Missed opportunity for my personal 2nd favorite voice of his (the first being his Bernie, of course), when the graphics department told him “You’re old”; I can easily hear the way they/he would have said that in their/his hilarious weird-o voice. 😂😄🙃

    • @briesullivan6149
      @briesullivan6149 3 года назад +1

      Just seconding these fave voices. His Bernie is so good! Impressions camp really paid off.

  • @knaz7468
    @knaz7468 3 года назад +15

    I just started watching Seinfeld again on Netflix. The Mulva joke got me good.

    • @alrightyru
      @alrightyru 3 года назад +1

      I've got Little Kicks recorded for tonight!

  • @bn1142
    @bn1142 3 года назад +25

    Awww, I was kinda hoping we'd get some sound Department roasting for the early segment outro recently

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 3 года назад +1

      Oh, yes!! I nearly forgot! I knew there was something that he was missing! That episode was so funny!!

  • @neshaoinspopolk4417
    @neshaoinspopolk4417 3 года назад +15

    I know you only read the mean ones, but I love this show & you're doing great considering how much everything seems to be changing for the worst in the world. I just want to take time to say that watching your show is one way I can destress after a long day of fighting the racial disparities of the healthcare system. You keep this sickly being laughing in a state that wants to see me dead & I'm grateful for the laughs 🙏🏿💫💕 I hope you all are having the best day possible for you 🙌🏿💫💫💫💫💫

    • @TheNaomiFearn
      @TheNaomiFearn 3 года назад +1

      🧡

    • @mariacatherine229
      @mariacatherine229 Год назад

      It is too true and I'm so sorry you have to suffer from it. Sometimes I hate this country so much.

  • @DJ_Rosewood
    @DJ_Rosewood 3 года назад +8

    Merch Request: a plush jackal with a pull string that, when pulled, plays a harsh/shrill sound of laughter. The Cackle Jackal

    • @brandonm949
      @brandonm949 3 года назад

      I imagine when you pull the string, it just says, "Correction: They're Lego bricks, not Legos. Lego is the company."