testing our mental speed! (five second rule) *so funny*
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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"Name three uses for your fingers"
"Playing guitar, eating food and..."
"FIDGET SPINNER"
Sam Jones
Fingering a girl with a bloody finger and a ring on, I regret nothing.
The Bob Duncan Experience she does tho
The oceans blue because the sun is blue -Jared Dines
I was going to explain it to him but I figured I'd leave that one alone 😂😂😂😂
Jesus fck 😂
Oh my lord i thought i just fckn heard that wrong
3:51 "he overdosed on lead" no reaction to one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard
that shit had me crying
I thought the same thing hahaha
The way austin says he shot himself is what makes me laugh 😂😂😂
"three reasons to call in sick" "Youre sick"
I FUCKIN LOST IT
Thomas Kremer it was funny
Is he wrong tho
*"F... F... FIDGET SPINNER"*
I'm done
"Pussy. Pussy. Pussy",
"F-f-fidget spinner" XD
*Tony dabs*
"Why does everyone hate me?"
"Why am I still getting hate?"
Exactly what I thought.....
spending a day with these guys would be incredibly awesome
theAman67 they actually watch soap operas while sipping on Apple juice in their spare time
Hey, we were going to do weird beers today do you want to join?
@@dogslappingandcowtipping2273 can I still join a year later??
@@dogslappingandcowtipping2273 Can I still join 2 years later?
28:27
“I thought George Bush lost to Obama.” 😂 Jared, stick to being a musician.
And this guy probably votes.
@@neeltheother2342 so if you don't know which old guy lost to which other old guy in an election, you cannot vote? Sure
@@trs5127 Is it that hard to be informed?
@@trs5127 yeah if that “old guy” is the leader of your fucking country and gets to decide how you live your life than yeah, it matters who got elected. Go back under your rock
Actually George Bush Sr. Lost his 2nd term to Bill Clinton. So stop talking, dumbass
can we get a " hentai's not a body part tony" shirt
mike hanks
please I would buy 7 tbh
mike hanks on the back it says "I don't know what they taught you in japan."
Hell yeah, I'm behind this as well
I would like this but it's at 420
Lmao
EH, TONY YOU THE MAN!! NEVER STOP BEING IN THE VIDS.
When they said name 3 dirty movies, I would've said "uhhh... A Bug's Life, .....".
souleater4242564100 yes!!!
All 3 50 Shade movies
"One Clappie Boi" Lost my Shit
Austin looked uncomfortable when Tony and Jared were debating about The Kennedys lol
Aaron Erjavec maybe Austin assassinated jfk man
Lmfao! Probably
i hate how the video is 29:59 seconds long and not 30 minutes xD
Jan fredrik Svensson there’s a one second runoff when you start a video
That's what they meant to do. The more minutes your vid is the more money you get. They're trying to say that they are not all about the.mon mons
I guess they dont want to waist that one second in life to make things fair😶
i love tony wtf keep tony in the vids.
This was sick
Several lulz, good times, 30 mins, and a fuckin dope outro
I’ll give it a 9.75/10...
This episode is in my top 5 most watched. When Tony yells/sings "in your asshole" for places monsters hide I hyper ventilate laughing every time
Austin gets a point for Joe Buscemi. He's a cinematographer! (Seven Hells, 'Til Death) #smartorganicbois
I fucking love Dickey 😍😍
Jesse 6661 i do too
Every time Tony is in a video I love him more
Nah fuck that dude
Zoran .Damnjanovic Which one
tony but im jk
Yo can we get some love for Zesty tho
12:58 “the ocean is blue because the sun is blue” I fucken love Jared
11:46 Austin deserved that point, pure water actually has a blue tint to it
Poor Chad... 😂
How many times did jared put tonys wrong answers in his own pile
Yes
Gibson and prs should do a collab on a guitar and call it the les paul reed smith
Kai Smith YES!
The odds of that happening are the same as Coca-Cola Cola and Pepsi doing a collab
The "Paul Smith" edition
Jared: Name a reason you would call in sick
Tony: You lost your homework
... ?
3 people with now heart..
"JARED, AUSTIN, TONY"
Should have said drowning the innocent for the bathtub one
Don Julio he should have said committing suicide with a toaster
I read it as “metal” and thought the video was a shred showdown
Same. 😑
Same
Tony was actually my favorite part of this channel when I used to hate Austin, now I love everyone on this channel equally.
TheBlackKnight1o1 might I ask, why did you hate Austin?
Lirk Hulrich When I watched the stuff he did on Jared's channel, I just thought he tried too hard to be funny. But after watching stuff on this channel, I've seen that he actually is funny.
TheBlackKnight1o1 Understandable
Funny boi or Djenty boi
Keep bringing tony on the show
These guys are the Cody and Noel of the youtube music scene. Freaking awesome
29:12 the hopeful expression of Jared is PRICELESS!
I laughed the whole fucking time. This is my favorite video ever.
You didn't have to put *so funny* in the title, it was evident immediately.
I'm dying over here.
You guys make my life! It's OK Jared, not all of us have snappy brains..but you are def the best musician!
16:42 So are we just gonna ignore this or...
Josh Barton it's not real. I was kidding
Why does nobody - except Tony once - catch Jared putting Tony's unanswered cards on his own gained stash? :D JAred be like "LOOK, I HAVE 8.5, TOO NOW!" hahaha, no you Gyp, you're taking Tony's fail cards :D
Yeah for real
I can't stop fucking laughing. I love you guys
That Coheed and Cambria shirt 😍
KillsquidEngage shut up😍 jk
11:54 “WATER IS CLEAR!... OCEAN BECAUSE THE SUN IS BLUE!” Yeah, makes sense
#Wedonthatetony ......yet.
" fuckin .... What?" Lmao my favorite part of the entire show!
I djently opened the door...
I hate to be that guy, but the ocean when clear is actually blue, not just because of the reflection of the sky, but the molecular structure of the water makes it reflect the blue of the light spectrum into our eyes which then gives it the colour blue
You learn something new everyday
Ellis day j
Okeey you get 1/3 point for that
We need more of this
Tony already won. JFK became majorly famous for having affair and Tony is right. Marilyn Monroe literally wish him happy birthday in a very sexy showing. And it's one of the most documented event in JFK presidency. It was a huge deal.
Terra Sin BOOM
Skettybag
While my guitar shimmies under a guitar and weeps
Jared's just salty for not wanting Tony to win for that Kennedy question. NEVER let the referee play the game.
11:12 "Name 3 reasons to call in sick."
Tony: YOU'RE SICK
Im so happy this show exists
“One clappyy boy” “one minute?? one fucking minute?? Your gonna give me one fucking minute?? Look at that clock right there! One fucking minute!”
The more I see Tony in these videos, the more I like him. Seems like a stand up guy
28:25 “fuckin........what?” Jared 2018
I'm having a happy poop right now lol
*clap-clap* memeh reviow
M4RT1N hear that? That's the sound of original content
Far off in the distance
"Pooping was a good one" hahahahaha
Ayy, Tony with that Second Stage era tshirt.
All hail the clappy bois!
Yes
Jared's was literally invent 3 religions in 5 seconds and Tony's was name 3 weapons
That was hilarious 😂
There needs to be more Tony on this channel.
"Tin man, he can't feel no tin"
I’m not gonna lie, my mans Jared was getting violated with those out of pocket random questions 😂😂 which is crazy cause he started off strong hahaha
3:50 I was thinking the same thing Jared 😂
Old Dickey dunes making a comeback!
18:04 is just gold. Austin’s “What does that mean” 🤣🤣🤣
"If I get two more a win"
"Name 3 couples you would never swing with"
"Fuckin........what?"
“The ocean because...the sun is blue” nice Jared 😂
This is awesome, do more of these guys, it's a blast! Cheers!
"the ocean is blue because the sun is blue"
28:24 FUCKIN...WHAT🤣🤣🤣
COHEED!
"because of the sun the ocean is blue" fucking hell lmao
Love you guys!
The last minute of the video had me dyin where jared just went "FUCKING....what?" Lmfao n then Tonys last answers haha "in ur asshooooooollee in a cave in the woods" ftw hahahaha
I was like half dozed off then Jared randomly says Tobias which scared the shit outta me, as that is my name. Note to self: Don't watch the DickeyDines SHow while half asleep
Jared you totally got a turn skipped at 21:50!! Haha
“Don’t point at your butthole” I’m fucking crying
Imma save this video for later when I'm stoned outta my mind. The channel is already entertaining and funny as all fuck, but have you tried it high af? That's the SHIT.
Hahaha bro this is Fucking hilarious I can't even stop laughing this video, you guys make me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I always like to see Tony, the Bearded Boss on the DickeyDines show
You guys are frickin awesome ,keep up what your doing
i love tony every time i watch one of these
When Vince in those kind of videos?😂
Y'all need to do this again, this is funny af
1 2 swag 3
3:50 Kurt OD’d while he was on tour overseas, he just didn’t die
A bamboo stick WITH SPLINTERS ON THE END
Tony is a GOD at this game. Lol
I thought the title said metal instead of mental
8:57 i laughed so hard
Austin: (without reading it in his head first) Name 3 unfounded beliefs!............what does that mean?
That killed me XD
There is something hysterically fucking funny about Tony's last answer
27:13 Look at Austin face LMAFO
"Name 3 conspiracies"
The moon landing, the JFK assassination, Elvis' death, Hitler's death.
Come on Jared
Jared just doesn't wanna lose
i love when their game videos are longer than 10 minutes long. I can never get enough of Dines Dickey and Tony! (ft Chad)
You going to use the color clear 😂😂😂😂