mom: "Hey son! How was your weekend with grandma?" baby: "oh y'know, battled with grandma, 4:40, threw a ladel at her, she threw a pan at me. The usual." mom: "that's...'the usual'?!" baby: "yes...yes it is."
dum Bum BUM!!!!!! DPA:DPA open up Granny:but your not the FBI DPA:*Kicks down door* Granny:You left me no choice DPA:........... Granny: *Kill mode activated* DPA:run.... Go get out now! Granny:You can't leave all doors are locked *cracks buckles* Granny:when I say your not the FBI I mean your not the FBI!!!! DPA:*taps head and shoulders* Demon be gone! Granny:..... DPA:it's not working Granny: *drop Kicks DPA agents* This Idea was given to me by: Ryan Feldkamp
0:22 Granny: Knitting her jumper Baby: Hates jumpers Baby: I hate you granny!! Granny: I hate my life.. **Baby throws frying pan at granny** (You’ve successfully killed granny!)
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
dan:”sees kunai”
also dan: “Its a Fidget spinner”...
Yeah A ninja weapon is not a fidget spinner
It was a joke
AvixK Exists 2017
Enderman Elle they got pinned too!!!!
WHOOAHWOA
Nobody :
Dan : *Who is your Granny*
Me : 🤔
no one:
litteraly no one:
not a single soul:
me: im not understand wth this guy is saying
Brooooooo why r u everywhereeeeeeee
He means this everyone
Game name granny simulator
Dan who is your granny
The baby dabs every time he jumps XD
EDIT: ARREST HIM!!!
@@sinjinfinnplays9366 Clearly you don't know about the Dab police.
@@sinjinfinnplays9366 I reported you for dabbing
ALERT: DEMON COPIED YOUR COMMENT
Just about to say that
@@Parlisko only kids care about the dab police I can bad whenever I want DAB! DAB! DAB!
2016: whos ur daddy
2017: ???
2018: ???
2019: whos ur granny
2017 and 2018 are Whos your mamy
Nope
2017 who’s your mammy 2018 who’s your pet
Is granny sim not who's your granny
@@Braylonprowell3421
wow
Dan: I’m pretty athletic, I can jump pretty far.
Justin: Y O U C A N J U M P ?
HONK
Im dead
Hahaha
little did he know every time he jumped.. He did a dab...
0:44 dab police in need
5:46 dab police thanks baby for surrendering with his hands up
Omg I noticed too
Ikr
LMAO
LMAO
LOL
*"YOUR PILLS AINT GONNA SAVE U NOW GRANNY"*
-Dan 2019
Hey yall should subscribe to my youtube channel I made some hilarous videos
@@ChadIsYourDadlol no
Y not fam I made a rage complation and more stuff and its great you should check it out before you judge fam
...
I will look at your videos but I won’t subscribe
mom: "Hey son! How was your weekend with grandma?"
baby: "oh y'know, battled with grandma, 4:40, threw a ladel at her, she threw a pan at me. The usual."
mom: "that's...'the usual'?!"
baby: "yes...yes it is."
Lera WIlliams you copied someone’s comment next time, get your own ideas
LOL
Lara Barker im not being mean I’m just saying chill out
Kennedy Nelson i didn’t copy anyone else?
Kennedy Nelson somebody else posted something different but sort of similar. you’re sitting behind a screen being rude.
When Dan needs another player
Dan:JUSTIN!
Justin:sure
Thnxcya: ;(
@Amber Jordan who's going to fall for that?
@@sophie-my1ov no clue.
Jemma: ;(
What happened to Thnxcya
Poor James
The baby dabs when it jumps
Dab police open UP
Shut up itiot
Don't you Mean D.A.B OPEN UP
It's a Another way to say fbi but dab police version
@@Helloworld-ik8um lol what a tseries fan
ClickbaitKate *slowly subscribes*
ClickbaitKate k
Granny: *kicks* Dan
Dan: "Granny needs to try out for the NFL"
Hahahah
Lol 😂
Dans British tho......
😂
How dose dan know what the NFL is
dan: **gets kicked out a window and over a fence**
also dan: "That was amazing!!"
lul
LOL
@Rasyabruh that is funny though
Lol I'm kid number 1 fan
Cool
Anyone notices that the kid dabs when jumping - dab police!!!
Yo can you shut up 🤐
Ben Mohn why cause you couldn’t think of anything good so your jealous
@@bruh949 no idc about dabs shutup and let the dab police handle it
GaMmAaO triggered
@@Helloworld-ik8um stop You need to shut up
No one:
Not even a single soul:
Dan: *kicks the poor baby*
That’s the best thing I heard all day
Yea
So did thinknoodles
Simon Villamiel It’s ok because the baby is made out of steel
Simon Villamiel think kicked the damn child out a window
HE protecc
He attacc
but most importantlly he prevents you from watering the plant
@Khazoo Ko can you keep your opinion to yourself instead of ruining someone's day?
2 years later and I can't stop laughing at these bits
3:11
5:27
me:arrest this baby!
dan: why?
me: because he dabbed
dan: WHAT!!
Eyy dab police!!!!
Dab police FOREVER!!!!
@Jason Taylor stop
@Jason Taylor##########################
@Thuc Anh Oh ok
THE BABY PERFORMS DABBING JUMPS!!!
CALL THE DAB POLICE
Weewoo
@Scott Patterson shut up skemmer
Dab police is out of range
@Scott Patterson hey frikin scammer we are not believing that!I have no Roblox 😎😎😎😎
IKR lol :D
Grandma *"Proceeds to kick Grandson"*
Grandson *"Flies out of window"*
Matteo Schmitt No... PEOPLE ITS A SCAM DONT DO IT
Matteo Schmitt SCAMMER DAN DELETE THE COMMENT NOWWW
@Matteo Schmitt Why did you reply this to my comment.... why???
Matteo Schmitt scams
@Matteo Schmitt GET DUNKED ON
Dan: "Jumps off the roof a granny"
RUclips: "ad"
Me: Why
Same happened to me
Same
It sort of made me laugh
Lol
same
I can imagine how this went:
Dad: I quit screw this kid
Granny: *Busts open door*
-To be continued-
@Emil Schmitt SCAM!?!
He protecc
He attacc
But most of all.. granny never come bacc
GrizzlyBearGamerYT
LoL
You meant "granny never come bacc"
Wow
*bacc*
@@sinjinfinnplays9366 wat
Dan: *Picks Up Bottle And Throws It*
Granny: *Takes 10 DMG* OOOOOOOOH
Meow Meow oooooh aaaaaaah shake it all about that’s what it’s all about
Thank you very much for playing my game dan! Really appreciate it
Dan: “I feel so bad!”
Also Dan: “ *THOSE PILLS WONT SAVE YOU NOW!* “
*aggressively throws pan*
Ace Nunez 😂 😂 😂
Dan: Starts D.A.B. police.
Also Dan: Doesn't notice the baby dabs when he jumps.
my friend dabs fbi open up
yeah, i was just commenting that.
TwT
Hair salon
He probs does, he's just not that shocked cuz he said he played it before with Justin and he's too busy playing 🙃
I noticed that too 😂
No one:
Totally no one:
Dan: *Ignores the fact that the Baby dabs everytime he jumps*
I was gonna say that lol
Noooooo dan didn’t see the dabs
*Dab Police Assemble!*
I know
uh oh
Dan: I've found a ladle
Justin: what are you gonna do with a ladle, poison me with soup or something
hahaahahahahahahahahahahah
🥳
Baby: *dabs every time it jumps*
Dan: *doesn’t notice*
Me: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!! ARREST THIS BABYYYYYY
VeriStorm 8 same
Lol dab police
VeriStorm 8 your so right but it’s a baby 👶 it’s to young to go to Dab Jail
@@NaE2licious
👌👌
I WAS FLIPPING TRIGGERED MAN!
Dan: *
falls*
RUclips: NO! *plays ad before granny hits the ground*
Same.
Dang. I got 2
SAME xd
LOL SAME THING HEPPENDED TO ME XD
france same
I got a save the ocean
DAB ALERT! The baby when he jumps he kinda dabs
The darkness said that to
I can see that
dum Bum BUM!!!!!!
DPA:DPA open up
Granny:but your not the FBI
DPA:*Kicks down door*
Granny:You left me no choice
DPA:...........
Granny: *Kill mode activated*
DPA:run.... Go get out now!
Granny:You can't leave all doors are locked *cracks buckles*
Granny:when I say your not the FBI I mean your not the FBI!!!!
DPA:*taps head and shoulders* Demon be gone!
Granny:.....
DPA:it's not working
Granny: *drop Kicks DPA agents*
This Idea was given to me by: Ryan Feldkamp
When???
Yes. Maybe dan is consulting with the enemy.
2:15
Dan, that knife is called a kunai.
Dan kid dabs when he jumps
P.s please do more it's funny
No scams 😑
IKR
Harvey Wilson is correct
Lol
Why does the kid dab when he jumps!!😭😭😭
No one:
Not a single soul:
Baby: *Dabs every single time it jumps*
Yup the baby does DAB I was surprised that Dan didn't recognize that so I called DAB POLICE company LOL😄
@Cutie pie YaY no it
I agree but fix ur profile pic
Very unfriendly
I reaaalllllyyyy love your videos dannnnn!
Pls make more videos with them, it’s okay if you’re alone in a vid
Hi
I thought you said the d word but I looked closer you said dannnnn!
Its ps not pls .
“Yeah,spider baby”
DanTDM- 2019
*falls off of ledge*
The baby kinda dabs every jump now and then...
It gives me the chillz...
Benjamin Wright
*BEGONE **_BOT_*
@Benjamin Wright **points to you** *SCAMMER ROBOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
DAB POLICE
Kids nowadays....
Well, *STILL CHILL * , *STILL CHILL* *STILL CHILL* , *STILL CHILL * , *STILL CHILL* *STILL CHILL* , *STILL CHILL * , *STILL CHILL* *STILL CHILL* , *STILL CHILL * , *STILL CHILL* *STILL CHILL* *STILL CHILL * *STILL CHILL* *STILL CHILL* ,
if you notice every time the baby jumps he dabs then...
|
|
V
Yeah
Notice
Yep
Yep
I know such a crime I shall stop.
SPRAY THE GRANNY GAS!!!!
-Dan 2019
aka granny fart in a bottle
WHEN HE JUMPS THE BABIE DABS..
DAB POLICE
I'm not the only one who noticed!!!!*
Kid:see’s *granny*
Kid:*INSTANTLY THROWS FRYING PAN*
0:22
Granny: Knitting her jumper
Baby: Hates jumpers
Baby: I hate you granny!!
Granny: I hate my life..
**Baby throws frying pan at granny**
(You’ve successfully killed granny!)
?XD?
Dan............,this baby is wanted
On the dab criminal list because every time the baby jumps.....
HE DABS
I’m the dab police I’ll take care of him
SAME here
Omg i came to comments to check if anyone else saw that 😂
indeed
SAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEE
Dan: he is so far and he jumps very high
Justin:I can barely walk
Piggy in a nutshell
Lol
Justin head :bruh i can fell down the stairs its yOur turn to get hit
*baby dabs while jumping*
Me:IT'S UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEE!
Super true
dan: i am your grandson
juston: *gets hit: A-
video: *plays ad*
me: XD
Elias Wagner bro please shut up
@Elias Wagner I am astonished with the results!
Literally nothing
Andrea Yount *justin
@Elias Wagner shut up and go home
It was basketball ad
Dan: ..... I hit granny’s butt.....💁🏻♂️
Me: idk what just happened😶
Wat...
Nani?...
@Brandon Morgan we know your sacmming we are not falling for it please stop sir
Nani
Dj Hitter I reported them and their bots, they can’t read that
This is how many people died when the granny kicked the child
⬇️
51 people were murdered by Spider granny
151 people
152 people died
Actually 153
Coffin dance activate
Dan:he’s pretty athletic
Baby:*dab*
Granny:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lol
Lolol REeeeEEEEe
Ono& reeeeee
LOL
Why dab baby
dan... the baby is dabbing.
CALL THE DAB POLICE
Dan: I Am The Dab Police!
YA$SSS ABC FOR DAB POLICE
@@wolfkitty4583 ABC
me:*dabs then dabs...THEN DABS AGAIN*
Thx zoey ill give u a shot out In one of my videos
Baby dabs when jumps
*Lets fix that with a controlled shock*
Wrong game
King Boy it’s supposed to be a joke don’t ruin it
Try another controlled shock.
Ok that is just awesome
I agree with fredbear
Dan: I AM UR GRANDSON
Also dan: throws something at face
Thinknoodles: (doesn’t give a crap)
Marvel: Infinity War is the best crossover of all time
Me:
me:
This ain’t a marvel vid, it’s who’s ur granny vid!!!!!!!
Did you notice the kid dabs every time he jumps
@@alanajlines7322 woosh
@@alanajlines7322 are you dumb?
When Granny falls down stairs*
“ i’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!”
“ Life alert!!”
*Y E S Y O U C A N..... J U S T D O I T*
Katie Williams this is "original"
Try a guy today! Ikr I couldn’t resist though.
Every time that kid jumps he dabs. That worse than... killing your.....
Grandmother?
Hmm...
ya
I know he founded the dab police but it doesn’t matter
I died of laughter when he said “Granny Gas” 😂
BATTLE CATS 🐱
@@ajapino5672 What?
But if you died you could not post this comment
@@watch-o-tron4401 Whoooosh
Laffen Gas and Granny Gas... BRI-ISH?!
*Granny kicks baby out of the widow*
*Baby walks to window*
Baby: DONT MAKE ME CALL MOMMY!!
This baby can jump higher and run faster than me 😂
Thinknoodles: I’m gonna kick you
Dantdm: NANI
THE BABY DABS WHEN HE JUMPS-
DAB POLICE ASSEMBLE
Also...
Dan: *throws kettle at granny*
Todoroki: *Slurping intensifies*
Granny: *falls down*
Dan: I feel so bad
Also dan: *watches granny fall down not even helping her
Also dan: throws a fricking grenade at grandma
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Webbs lol yeah
Dan you have betrayed the dab police by not realising or arresting the boy for dabbing.
so true....
:]
He didn’t even pay attention ITS NOT HIS FAULT I BET YOUR NOT EVEN A PART PF THE DP
Kimberli Jackson chill
Its just a video :P
Dan: I'm just gonna tip toe around the house as a granny.
Also dan: *falls off roof* ......OOF
Me: what am I watching 😂😂
@@DaJoker4444 same that's weird
Grandson: *Dabs while jumping*
Dan: *Dosent even notice*
Just imagine....
Mother: how was your weekend with granny?
Also mother: why is the window broken?
Baby: yeah granny kicked me out of the window
Lol
😂😂
RoxyFoxy animates lol 😂
Mother: And when did you learn to talk?
Lol
9:59
The granny falls
Dan: ahh yea perfect
this is how many people could not stop laughing at granny when she fell down the stairs
⬇️
Thx guys
Lol
lol
Me too! 😂😂😂🤣🤣
And grandma was doing a infinite dab the second time he hit grandma with that flaming wine bottle
While jumping baby dabs
Me:That ain’t accepted!!!!
aint aint a word
@@ExtraTankz idk how xd
@@Personan642 exactly
Where’s the dab police?
Dab police
Kid: dabs with granny
Me: DAB POLICE NEED YOU!!!!!!!!
Dab police can't do that to dan he is the leader of dab police but he broke the law i have to say
Dab police Iv watched the vid
I'm sorry but WE ARE SO BUSY EATING DONUT GEZZ!!
5:59
Dan: I’ve got a teapot
Todoroki: **Shrieks**
i didn't really get who todoroki is but that's funny anyway
@@SanguiniCore todoroki is a person from MHA(my hero academia)
Have you noticed that in house night Dan walked into wall and granny almost died cause she just twisted her head backwards
everytime u jump as baby u dab
calling dab police
FBI OPEN UP
Ha ha.Your arrested Dantdm.I'm from PAD (People against dabs)
Dan, did you realise,
6:25
HE DABBED!
Lel
The dab police
Christian teaching types
He always dabs when he jumps
4:41 I wasn’t expecting that.
Same 😝
Me too
ITS NOT JUST YOU FOUR!
@@thesenatorialist3993 wat....
Same XD
4:40
My favorite part
*Grandma survives a grenade*
Durability 10/10
ITS YOU AGAIN OMG STOP!
Granny: *kicks the child
Dan: *laughs
Me: Did I just watch the whole thing.....
It’s never to late to question my life
Did anyone notice that when the baby jumps he kinda dabs 😂😂
I noticed
Me
@@eeeditxxx9812yup
Yep and, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOUR USERNAME!?
💩
The game itself is funny enough, but it’s even more funny when these two play it. :3
granny good guy
baby bad guy
dan:why
becauase he DABS!!!
hey granny is not a guy1!
Frostbite -103 yay someone noticed
Frostbite -103 so true
Frostbite -103 GRANNY IS A BOY???!
LMFAOOOOO
2:15 its a kunai ninjas use these things "ItS A FIDgeT SpiNNeR"
Dantdm 2019
Dan is my fav youtuber
LOL!!!!
Mine too
The amount of times he found a key.
👇🏻
Dan or Justin ??
Leema Jaiprakash who are you watching?
Not allot
Yes
Dan picks a golden Molotov
Think noodles is just on fire suffering 5:51
Dan doesnt even care
1:40 *dramatic music in the background* WE HAVE FOUND THE HOLY FRAG GRENADE!!!!!✨✨
Someone: Do we have the Holy Hand Grenade?
Someone else: We’ll of COURSE we have the Holy Hand Grenade
PlayerXGaming is the boom
Boom go pow
Dan: finds grenade
Also dan: it's time...
7:20 "I cut the power! Now's the time to strike!"
But the lamp is on...
It uses letrisarey letrisarey is house power because if it needs to be plugged in
@GhostAnimations yes he did
Dan: lets Hit our grandma being a baby
6 million people: interesting
No one:
No one in the galaxy:
No soul in the universe:
People who think this meme is over-used:
Dan: *I’ll upload 2 videos today*
Thanks for mentioning how overused this is. Please edit and switch *no one:* for *nobody:*.
the baby DABS when he jumps .... this is!, the law! 3 weeks jail!
This is the face I make when people try to stop things that other people enjoy:(
I love dab
Nobody:
Dude who threw the frying pan: *YeeT!*
0OF
Dan: *sees a molotov*
Also Dan: Okay..I’ve got another 3 padlocked weapon over here.
2:13
Dan: It’s a fight spinner
Naruto Fans: IT’S A KUNAI KNIFE!
exactly.
No he said it was a fidget spinner get some hearing aids
0:44 ~dabs when jumps~
*DAB POLICE OPEN UP!*
OPEN!!
FBI OPEN UP
4:40 R.I.P Baby Dan
He was yeeted out of the window and flew over the fence
Lol
I watched this back years later,I cried
Dan: STOP IN THE NAME OF DAB POLICE
Baby: nah i love dabing
Lollolollolollollolloll
Dan: Notices Luigi Dabs
Also Dan: Doesn't notice Baby dabs
Still dan: Rages because im subbed but I love dabs
Lol
Hilarious
Lol
Lol Arrested the baby
You copied me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: (finds knife)
Dan: “it’s a fidget spinner”
Me: yep it’s a fidget spinner. A really dangerous one
Ella Webb stolen
Kunai
It's a kunai
*When your baby bro won’t stop crying and you’ve had enough **4:41*
🎭🏆🥇🏅🎖😱😳😨😱🤯🤑
Is everyone oblivious that the baby dabs every time he jumps
Edit: Wait nvm, everyone noticed
I noticed that as well lol