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Think Like a Florida Man
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- Опубликовано: 11 май 2019
- Do you have what it takes to Think Like a Florida Man? Join Matt, Calli, Deidra, and the elusive Florida Man for a journey inside the mind of a criminal.
#itsasouthernthing
Living in Florida I can tell you that I've seen these questions in the news before🤣
Living in Maryland, I have too. Ecksdee.
Same, I knew the turtles one.
I live on the opposite side of the country Wisconsin. It's still cold here...
Wait - these questions were real?? Lol! Hilarious!
Same i knew about the one with the straw
That gator with a mullet is 100% accurate
Florida girl here. We seriously had 3 mullets at our church service this past week...... It was awesome
Jesus Saves Love God ✝️
@@Addicted2Muzic94 Jesus Saves Love God ✝️
@@Addicted2Muzic94 I don’t know if that counts. Too many people didn’t get their haircuts due to Covid issues. (I’m only partially serious here.)
Mullets are definitely a thing here.
I'm still salty y'all didn't use the one where a gator was thrown through the Wendy's drive thru window cause the order was wrong. 😂😂
Lol 😂
I thought he tried to rob a Wendy's with a live alligator, or was that another incident where an alligator was used as a weapon (accomplice?).
That was a separate incident! I can’t with the tomfoolery down here
or the one swinging a sword in the middle of an intersection. I think it was Ft. Lauderdale?
As a Florida Woman, I am CACKLING. My biggest fear is the headline “Florida Woman named Storm Struck by Lightning” 😂
Central Florida here.
@@JaneDoe-lt5zr west central Florida here...
😂
Florida *IS* the aligning strike capitol of America!
Was "Lightning" her sister's name?
As a Florida resident I can tell you none of these headlines are made up 😂 Also the Mosquito Joe ad and the trophy are on point. All this needs iS a break for everyone featuring a Publix chicken tender sub (bc in Florida we're so crazy about it we dedicated a Facebook page to JUST THAT SUB)
As a Florida native...born and raised and still live here....I am one that don't care for a pub sub.
Publix subs are the BEST!👍
Trophy was improperly made. They should of used a polar pop cup.
Diego Manuel pour it in my polar pop
*is from GA*. What's pop?
What is this pop you speak of?
Pop by definition is my father, he lives next door.
*should have used
I'll tell you a true story A Florida man tried to rob a convenience store with a skunk
😂
If you hold it right (tail pulled down) it would be like as giant can of mace. Not quite a deadly weapon, but quite effective.
LMBO 😂
@@supergeek1418 This made me crack up!
Did it work?
Is it bad that I knew the answer to 90% of these questions?😂
Me too!
Wondering for a friend!
i don't feel comfrotable staying in the same comment section as you now!
If that's wrong we don't wanna be right.
Also guilty.
If only my Florida Born Nana were here to chime in...
Judith, wherever you are, this one's for you 🙃😘
The Southern part of Florida is in North Florida. Go figure....
The Panhandle has the Capital, but Miami and Key West are South Florida.. last I heard..
Jacksonville and its surrounding counties are very southern
I am from Bonita!! 😆 Florida Man...stay out of my town! 😆😆
I litterally always say the more north you get in florida, the more south you get.
@@sabrinabean4623,
The more north, or the more inland - except in Orange County (Orlando area, for those non Floridians out there).
Hey now.... I'm a Florida man!!
Sadly though, we have enough "Florida Man" incidents that you can easily make this a weekly show.
@pbkayakyer
You kidding?
This could be a daily show that never ends!
@@justanotherbaptistjew5659 this Florida Man agrees
We have one on the radio here
As a native Floridian, I feel compelled to point out that many of these "dumbest criminals" are northern vagrants who drift their way down to Florida for the warmth, so as to be more comfortable in their vagrancy.
Yea, keep telling yourself that. lol
Yeah keep on doing that
You may be right, but Florida Man is a thing already. Too late to stop the meme.
@@soccerchamp0511 Thank God in Georgia dumb criminals can get banished from every county but Echols as the GA constitution forbids banishment from the state. And with a population of 4000, guess what! They end up in FLOR Y DUH! I venture that a lot of your morons are from GA.
damn straight! yankees!
I've never been more proud to be a Floridian. *lol*
Same
Truth
Me either
😁 same
Lol same..
"Turtles are slow." Are they slower than Star Wars Action Figures?
Our Millennium Falcon did the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
@@ItsaSouthernThing You earned points with me. :)
It's a Southern Thing nice one!
Have you ever been in Florida Ted? We only have alligator snapping turtles,snapping turtles,and alligators.
Deplorable Covfefe - (edited) Yes, a parsec is a distance: 3.26 light years. The point is that everybody else was taking the longer route. Han Solo is the only one brave (ahemstupidahem) enough to take the shorter and much, much more dangerous route, which was 12 parsecs long.
Any Floridians here?! 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏼♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏾♀️🙋🏿♀️🙋🏿♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏽♂️🙋🏼♂️🙋🏻♂️
🌟Sydney Young! Yes North Florida and GO GATORS
Mason P YAAASSSSSS
'Sup.
Yee Yee clay county
Big city of Starke
Florida doesn’t claim Snowbirds and their descendants
"To be the dumbest criminal ever"
Matt makes a great host! More Florida Man Game shows please!!!
Floridian here. We can have one every week!!
Dang, I was sure the Final Question answer was alligator...
Me to lol
That's what I thought--since it's happened.
No that was a Wendy’s drive thru
I was definitely disappointed it wasn’t alligator!
No joke that happens at a Wendys
4:53 one might say that was the last *straw* for Florida Man
Lol 😂
There’s only one good Florida Man and that’s Bob Ross
Avery The Cuban-American very true!
Ronnie Van Zant was a good Florida man❤😉
Winston E. Scott and Sidney Poitier are both from Florida, both are also great Americans!
That is one mystery of life, I live in Central Florida, never got to meet Bob Ross. I have seen some other cool people from other places here though.
There’s only one good man, and that’s Bob Ross
😂🤣😂 The “Florida Man” life line made me laugh until I snorted.
Think Like a [STATE] Man would be a fantastic regular feature!
I would watch think like a California Man!
Greetings from Ireland. This was a great video, up there with The Catiwampus Zone. There I said it! Love y'all.
This was great! 😂❤️ People can make fun of Florida all they want, but I can tell you I’d give anything to move back home after living in the North for several years now. Ughhhh!!!
Everybody says "Don't mess with Texas!"
Meanwhile nobody ever has to tell you not to mess with Florida.
You know intuitively that would be a bad idea 🤣.
I was born and lived in Florida for over 40 years. The trophy is awesome and definitely captures Florida spirit.
I had a friend from GA that INSISTED I wasn't truly Southern because I came from Virginia!!
Dat boi wrong
@Jackie Brooks Truly!!! Thanks for the backup!!😁
Lisa Ripley - maybe that friend wasn’t a native from Georgia?! I’ve met some backwoods, hillbilly, deliverance type people from VA. I’ve never visited myself 🤣 I’ve never heard anyone from Va and thought, they must be a yankee!!
What!? That's just dumb because after the Robert E. Lee thing that someone mentioned, y'all are litterally the first state were next to everyone has the signature Southern accent if you're driving down the East Cost, lol.
Let me guess your friend from GA stated that you are from VA that it might be the South, but it is not the Deep South and if you are not from the Deep South, then you are truly not southern. Yes, I have heard this crap from people from GA and I am from NC. Stupid is what stupid says...
How do you think like a Florida man when a Florida man doesn't think? 🤔😂
That's rude
Florida men think a lot, especially what time is it? Is it fishing time? Is it beer thirty yet? What’s cooking on the grill this time? Y’all know what time is it?
@@bjbrown Does anybody really know what time it is?
As a Florida man, I approve of this game show and appreciate the sharing of our strange culture
This was the best segment in a while i love these guess a crime skits.
Florida Man sounds like he was started life in the part of Michigan that just pretends were are southern, that moved to Florida and refined his levels of crazy 😁
Never clicked so fast in my life!! Glad I did!
U & me both!!!
I drive railroad crews around late at night so my response to "How many times have I been to McDonalds when they reset the computers?" is "Every. Dang.Time."
You need to do this as a weekly segment
McDonald’s is the only thing open near the Memphis airport and they reset their computers at 4:15am. Ugh.
My guess was alligator.
Mine too.
Florida Man stories do tend to involve gators. Or face eating.
Being a man from Florida.. I can confirm its crazy here
I got every question right playing along at home
Zero to Awesome
On my birthday there was: a man who bludgeoned his in-laws to death, a man who killed his wife and ordered a pizza, and a man who robbed a bank with a sharpee mustache. This was all in Florida.
yeah, as a florida boy, i can confirm, 100% accurate
a florida boy is a future florida man, your initiation will be: talk your way into jail and threaten the officers with the wrath of god until they lock you up.
@@mygetawayart but this florida boy wont stay in Florida for long. He is soon to be a fly boy 😉
I love that I knew the answer to the 911 call question because I’ve actually heard that story! 😂 Florida Man is such a classic. This needs to be a regular series.
This needs to be a reoccurring skit!
The scary part of this video is that I knew the correct answers.
The last question got me. Many years ago, I was hired by the Fla. Dept. Of Corrections as a Probation & Parole Officer. One of our jobs was to conduct Pre-sentence investigations. I was in training and my very first case was for armed bank robbery. I had visions of Edward G Robinson or James Cagney and their gang pulling up with Tommy guns to pull off the heist. We got the police report, the 18 year old perp walked into the bank, passed a note to the teller saying it was a hold up while making a finger gun in his coat pocket. She handed him a dye pack stack of bills which he stuffed down the front of his sweatpants. He made it to the parking lot where it exploded. The police responding to the alarm noted "young white male, smoke billowing from his pants, waving his arms as if attempting to fly". No joke. When we interviewed the kid in jail, when I asked him what was his side of the story, responded, "It was a bummer dude." It should be noted however, this criminal mastermind was a recent transplant from, if I recall, Ohio so not sure he qualifies as a Florida man.
Now see, I woulda thought “baby alligator” was the answer to the last question.
This was amazing!!! I hope you put out more videos like this!!
Omg think like a Florida man is my new favorite show
That hand grenade was right here in Ocala, Florida. Dude found it magnetic fishing. Hello Calli!!!! :)
love you guys so much! you could probably do a weekly Florida man and never run out of stories
That trophy needs to be a Jiffy store refill cup. That is how the Florida do.
Lorie Harris or a lil champ cup
my gf being difficult with dinner:
me- why dont we some chicken from publix and be done with it already
The radio station I listen to has a game on the morning show called "It happened in Florida" They tell three stories and you win if you pick the one from Florida. It usually involves drugs or guns. There are some crazy people in Florida. The hand grenade one was on it.
We need this as a regular series lord knows you have enough material
I am from Florida and I can say I have heard of people doing some insane stuff. Things that make you do a double take when you hear it.
Love the suit and bowtie really lent a real professional air to the game
Florida man has competition....Florida woman.
A Punta Gorda, Fl woman was sited for, amoung other things, having a foot long alligator down her yoga pants, discovered during a traffic stop.
That is so true it made times daily weird news in northwest Alabama
Calli was robbed she had 10 points more , they should have had the final answer be 50 points if it was going to be the only thing you needed to answer in order to win :p
That being said -- MORE MORE MORE
this was fun :)
They both had the right answer. It seems like Deidra just happened to be the one saying the answer first, and that's why she won. Doesn't seem fair.
Haha, you're probably surprised to see a response to your comment a year later.
Pensacola, Florida Native here...I got all of them right!!!
I clicked as soon as I got the notification! Who else did? 🙋♀️🙋♀️
Always!
damn straight!
I love y’all anyway and maybe I’m biased being from (as in, as far from it as I could get) Florida - but this was just outstanding! Hope you do more.
I was born and raised in Florida; as soon as I was old enough, I left. That was over 50 years ago and I've never regretted moving.
Hey, this is Florida! I once watched a man get out of his truck without a shirt and then pulled out his belt and hit the car in front of him using his belt. I was astonished, confused, and scared as I watched.
Florida man disliked this video
IF you haven't already, you could fill the cup with resin to make it stand up better and be stronger. :-P
This ia hilarious.
Your channel is so funny and wholesome. :)
Greetings from Helsinki.
Sorry Florida.
We really do love you. ❤
You don't love us, you love our theme parks!
💚you too.
You love our theme parks and beaches!
Oh man what am I in for here.
Please keep up with this show. It is GOLD.
As a Floridian, I am a little ashamed by how fast I responded to the question of army of turtles because I love that headline
Thanks for another fun one, y’all!
McDonald's resets their computers at like 4am. They still accept orders, it's just "cash only".
As a Floridian, my guess for the last one was snapping turtle. I know someone was mugged with one.
I almost married a lady who looks so much like Calli that I could swear she is her granddaughter!
This seems like a video Donut Operator would love.
This is a family-friendly channel (thanks for that, BTW), so the Florida-iest options are off limits...
Living in Florida is great. Especially the news.
We need Calli and Back Porch Bickering to return.
Calli is my favorite. Hands down
As a native Florida woman, I’m surprised at how many of these I “guessed” right because they just made sense! You have to understand, the heat and humidity get to us after a while and we just can’t think straight.
This intro made me question first if it was an ad then if I was drunk. 🤣🤣🤣
“The company that makes outside fun again.” Lol that’s the best joke of all
I am a proud Florida Woman. I guessed "finger in pocket" for the final question!
2:54 For anyone who questioned the veracity of the army of turtles, be warned: box turtles are fast and mean.
That trophy is nice, and may I say very distinctive.
What a cape is to Superman, a mullet is to Florida Man.
Only in some places..
@@martasloane8081
Like on his head?
I've watched Rhett and Link play this on Good Mythical Morning so many times that I automatically assume D is always false...
As a Florida woman I can guarantee that those people who pulled those shenanigans were not rised in Florida but moved here from other parts of the United States.🐢🐊🦩
Mosquito Joe: The Company that makes Outside fun again
*chuckle*
Can't go anywhere without the things finding you.
You forgot the gnats or whatever those swarms of small flying non -mosquitos are..
@@martasloane8081 I think that's 50% gnats, 50% fruit flies, and 50% pollen.
@@dixieslav1274 Ah okay, thanks, good to know.
Two California men:
Found several grenades while cleaning out a house
Drove them across a bridge over the San Francisco bay, approx. 30 miles
Brought them to the Police station when they got home
Causing the entire City Hall to be evacuated until the Bomb Squad took control of the grenades
It should be noted that this game was Rigged!!! Callie was in the lead up til the last question and neither of them had the correct answer to the last question!
Who else lives in Florida.
Born and raised!
I wasn’t born in the state of Florida but was raised in Florida
Meeee
me i use to live mjami shores florida but now live in valdosta Georgia
@@jeremyzisman9385 'Dosta rocks, just like all of South GA!
Go Florida Forever & them Gators!
Yes it gets a little crazy, but who does'nt like some once in a while.
Blame it on the heat ya'll.
I would totally have called 911 to not have to work my shift at Hardees too Florida man. They are horrible, well the one I worked at was. Also HOW could you steal the palm tree Florida man? Why would you do that
He's going to rob a Hardee's with it. Want him to get you anything?
Hardee's has great biscuits
this is what brain cells were created for
Sure, Florida Man might destroy himself and family in a meth lab fire, but he's equally capable of fighting off a bear with his bare hands to save his faithful hounds...
I don't know if it was in Florida but some kid did call 911 to order food from McDonald's or some other fast food place.. only in the USA..:-)
On that last question I thought for sure it was an alligator. Saw a baby of about 3 feet yesterday.
Aunt B
I called the turtles answer with supreme confidence. He probably had common snappers, which will f you up. He might have had alligator snappers which look scarier but are actually less dangerous.
I need more Florida man stories and aligator's as weapons stories.
Call in me, a Florida wo-man!