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  • it's a machine gun
    real amateur editing skills with my take on the old meme
    It’s not an original concept as others have made this before.
    Music: Erika March

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @ChrisPBacon-yy1fz
    @ChrisPBacon-yy1fz 4 года назад +49259

    His face when he heard he can finally let loose

    • @noturbusiness1278
      @noturbusiness1278 4 года назад +1536

      Best thing ever for him

    • @adnitesean5005
      @adnitesean5005 4 года назад +1505

      bet he still wants that 1500 rpm thingy that his grandpa mention when he was in military

    • @Henners1991
      @Henners1991 4 года назад +758

      "Are you sure, Yankee? Ve haven't let loose since 1939" >:)

    • @Izzoroth
      @Izzoroth 4 года назад +189

      @@IanMalcolm-rw5pn 1945 is when they slowed down

    • @binnysan
      @binnysan 4 года назад +65

      @@Henners1991 *laughs in Russian*

  • @swastikturan257
    @swastikturan257 3 года назад +14424

    Never tell a :-
    - man his salary
    - woman her age
    - German it's a machine gun

  • @theostalgist
    @theostalgist 3 года назад +6130

    German: *Concise, controlled bursts*
    American: It's a machine gun!
    German: *w e l l i f y o u i n s i s t .*

    • @smiley3637
      @smiley3637 2 года назад +187

      "Sorry, I couldn't resist"

    • @captainjam6651
      @captainjam6651 2 года назад +114

      A machine gun in the context of a modern battlefield is only meant for suppression, not precision. See fire superiority for more info

    • @stummstefan9735
      @stummstefan9735 2 года назад +13

      @@smiley3637 says to django in Nuremberg

    • @itsjustawatermelon714
      @itsjustawatermelon714 2 года назад +23

      *E R I K A*

    • @APAstronaut333
      @APAstronaut333 2 года назад +16

      German sir:
      UND DAS HEIßT
      ERIKA

  • @c20ux
    @c20ux Год назад +453

    That laugh by the German Soldier is nothing but his WW2 genetic memory getting activated.

  • @dornierdo1724
    @dornierdo1724 4 года назад +5563

    “Don’t waste ammo”
    oh wait we have unlimited amounts ?
    **Rapidly fires machine gun**

    • @Heisenberg929
      @Heisenberg929 4 года назад +138

      You basically described the us economy

    • @pretzelnugget9673
      @pretzelnugget9673 4 года назад +8

      So relatable

    • @bombkangaroo
      @bombkangaroo 4 года назад +37

      >Turret section in game
      >Infinite ammo somehow
      It's christmas!

    • @gaagare9551
      @gaagare9551 4 года назад +2

      Johnson Adam jajjj joHnson gondok vannak

    • @AGrayPhantom
      @AGrayPhantom 4 года назад +2

      I wanna like this comment, but it's already at 666 😁
      Edit: NVM!

  • @betacr1t1kal45
    @betacr1t1kal45 4 года назад +16497

    The German seems like such a wholesome individual, this is epic

    • @xxnoob_irllolno2273
      @xxnoob_irllolno2273 4 года назад +493

      haha haha ok.... BRRRRRT BRRRRRRRRT BRRRRRRRRT

    • @youngblank6765
      @youngblank6765 4 года назад +140

      Reddit moment

    • @Alexlemay17200
      @Alexlemay17200 4 года назад +391

      If u think they are cool now, u shouldve seen them in the 1940s haha.......

    • @versa5190
      @versa5190 4 года назад +20

      BABY ALEX „them“

    • @thanos8900
      @thanos8900 4 года назад +29

      Ein guter Kollege von mir 🧐

  • @nebuchadnejjar
    @nebuchadnejjar Год назад +104

    German- What about Ze budget
    American - WTF is a budget?

  • @cryo1246
    @cryo1246 3 года назад +305

    At that moment Hans felt something almost primal as if it was in his own blood.
    This feeling of déjà vu over many generations...
    His grandfather gunning down GIs and the reds
    And his great grandfather with the French.

  • @ogs8223
    @ogs8223 4 года назад +6164

    American: Its a machine gun
    German: Yes its runs in the family

    • @tygrenvoltaris4782
      @tygrenvoltaris4782 4 года назад +34

      Wtf I thought the Americans are the green dudes

    • @jeskou3776
      @jeskou3776 4 года назад +90

      Tygren Voltaris the germans are Green an the americans White

    • @bosermann4963
      @bosermann4963 4 года назад +29

      @Grandpa James but that's anticementic and reesist! the thought police will be after you! think about your children! /s

    • @Kaei7
      @Kaei7 4 года назад +27

      @@bosermann4963 you are both equally edgy. congratulations

    • @bosermann4963
      @bosermann4963 4 года назад +19

      @@Kaei7 there's opinions being silenced, and the law of free speech is broken by this website. if there is any edge in my comments, it's the bleeding edge of resistance.

  • @tjmproductions6358
    @tjmproductions6358 4 года назад +9132

    American: it’s a machine gun
    German: lets loose and starts laughing
    American: what have I done

    • @xano2921
      @xano2921 4 года назад +153

      Oh god...

    • @maejustmae3916
      @maejustmae3916 4 года назад +23

      Lol

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice 4 года назад +290

      If Normandy taught us anything it's that Germany loves machine guns.

    • @thowfeekamn8028
      @thowfeekamn8028 4 года назад +74

      Flashbacks and regrets*

    • @mustafa6dx
      @mustafa6dx 4 года назад +44

      LOL German soldier : Oh God Nine please last time it didn't go well
      " Full Rage mode"

  • @Bell-47
    @Bell-47 3 года назад +1284

    Teacher: what comes before 42
    Me: 41
    Teacher: then why did you put MG?
    Me: **confused german**

    • @damianlee4822
      @damianlee4822 3 года назад +26

      The teacher probably got a Russian grandpa

    • @ErichKartmann
      @ErichKartmann 3 года назад +42

      Teacher: what comes before 44?
      Student: 43
      Teacher: then why did you put STG?

    • @OG_Melxn
      @OG_Melxn 3 года назад +16

      @@ErichKartmann What comes before 40
      39
      Then why did you put MP
      (Same goes for 41 too btw)

    • @Gun_Talk
      @Gun_Talk 3 года назад +5

      False. 38 comes before 42 🤣🤣

    • @DeltaSierra0605
      @DeltaSierra0605 2 года назад +2

      @@Gun_Talk False 34
      *Someone else* False 15
      *Another one* False 08

  • @Anthony-rb8ib
    @Anthony-rb8ib 11 месяцев назад +267

    The way this video is shot, the composition, it seems like a perfect example of a Spielberg-esque long shot. Each person clearly in frame, and all of the characters placed to guide the viewer's attention at just the right time. Truly a cinematic masterpiece of a meme.

    • @AshleyPomeroy
      @AshleyPomeroy 8 месяцев назад +8

      It's also a subtle variation of Gregg Toland's deep focus technique. As you point out the blocking and timing cleverly imply camera moves, even though the camera is static.

  • @douglasowler2168
    @douglasowler2168 4 года назад +10015

    Never has a man been happier than being told he can hold down the trigger

    • @DabMannerz
      @DabMannerz 4 года назад +85

      You copied a comment that got thousands of likes that was posted a week before this lame and it’s right under it too man don’t say oh I didn’t see it

    • @DabMannerz
      @DabMannerz 4 года назад +18

      27k likes lmao

    • @douglasowler2168
      @douglasowler2168 4 года назад +123

      @@DabMannerz I'm going to be entirely honest, I really don't care

    • @ericsteven8449
      @ericsteven8449 4 года назад +17

      Somebody bout to say "BUt tHE POliCe"

    • @tigervalley62
      @tigervalley62 4 года назад +4

      Lmao dude😂🤣😭🤣😂🤣😭

  • @volatile5460
    @volatile5460 4 года назад +4030

    “Oh god, is it okay if I just let loose? Will they get mad at me for wasting ammo?”
    *IT’S A MACHINE GUN, HOLD IT DOWN*
    _”It’s go time”_

    • @peckret3452
      @peckret3452 4 года назад +37

      "its showtime"*

    • @peckret3452
      @peckret3452 4 года назад +4

      @@strbor2506 Hmm yeah could be, it's just a comment edit if any sees the replies, not forcing him to change it though

    • @drossbossofsauce5649
      @drossbossofsauce5649 4 года назад

      Must...go...Faster!

    • @sillyclown6083
      @sillyclown6083 4 года назад

      @@strbor2506 persona 5 ?

    • @k5r297
      @k5r297 4 года назад

      It's Apex!

  • @astitvakumar8618
    @astitvakumar8618 2 года назад +533

    We all can agree on:-
    •He is definitely having a time of its life
    •we are jealous of this guy

    • @davidnaidoo4124
      @davidnaidoo4124 Год назад +5

      As a German I agree the Vaterland wasn’t allowed to waste that many bullets

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Год назад

      Yes.

    • @Trollpharius_XX
      @Trollpharius_XX Год назад

      Damn straight

    • @nickbuckley4371
      @nickbuckley4371 10 месяцев назад

      Me who got to fire a Lewis gun one time it was awesome and terrifying

  • @Caleb_Doggett
    @Caleb_Doggett 9 месяцев назад +48

    This guy was my TAC at WOCS.
    I've never been so proud to recognize someone in my entire life

  • @jellythejellyfish7035
    @jellythejellyfish7035 4 года назад +5279

    German: * Holding down the trigger and enjoying it *
    His grandpa: *It runs in the family*

  • @jermainallen7176
    @jermainallen7176 4 года назад +5129

    American: Its a machine gun
    German: So anyways I started blasting

    • @neromax4424
      @neromax4424 4 года назад +20

      LMAO

    • @Soil_Bound
      @Soil_Bound 4 года назад +4

      Gunther’s Guns

    • @Al_Gonzo
      @Al_Gonzo 4 года назад +26

      This meme format is funnier than it should be

    • @dxdi72
      @dxdi72 4 года назад +3

      LMAO

    • @jacobdaddy8473
      @jacobdaddy8473 4 года назад +1

      Cringe dawg unorginal

  • @sudriansignalman9387
    @sudriansignalman9387 Год назад +231

    I love how not only does the soldier firing the weapon start smiling, but everyone who's stopped to watch him just kinda gets that uneasy smile

    • @mdenizcoban
      @mdenizcoban Год назад +14

      "AH SHIT! We shouldnt have told him its a machine gun..."

    • @666kingdrummer
      @666kingdrummer Год назад +4

      "Oh Dear God, what have we done?"

    • @usamong1129
      @usamong1129 11 месяцев назад +1

      "shouldn't have done that as a dare should we?"

    • @GuyInBlackClothes
      @GuyInBlackClothes 5 месяцев назад +1

      "Aren't we glad they're on our side now-"

  • @doozledorf7036
    @doozledorf7036 2 года назад +59

    The German's grandpa probably got shot by the exact same model of MG lol

    • @joeblowe4300
      @joeblowe4300 2 года назад +5

      Exactly

    • @Future183
      @Future183 Год назад

      Still nothing against the german beast wich your grandfathers will propably remember very fast.
      ruclips.net/video/GJw_V6bASeQ/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/As_T8wGaYqM/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/cv5Sw63A5s4/видео.html

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 Год назад +4

      or even by that very M2. After all once we made it to Germany, we never left. Neither did our M2's.

  • @user-fn3py8hv9p
    @user-fn3py8hv9p 4 года назад +5347

    Me: *trying to not overheat my machine gun
    The Americans: hey, listen!

    • @weeb0.
      @weeb0. 4 года назад +9

      lmao

    • @fk2926
      @fk2926 4 года назад +120

      佐々木アキ it’s not about overheating but rather to kill as many targets as possible with each shot and not wasting them while spraying.

    • @themememachine8384
      @themememachine8384 4 года назад +34

      Now there's a reason the barrels come off ya hear

    • @rrenkrieg7988
      @rrenkrieg7988 4 года назад +145

      @@fk2926 i'd like to tell you about something called "suppression"

    • @GraveDigger388
      @GraveDigger388 4 года назад +15

      @@themememachine8384 ya hold the trigger down til' the barrel goes red, then ya swap it, then hold it some more

  • @mxs4193
    @mxs4193 4 года назад +1002

    Brought to you by: that’s not full auto, this is.

  • @Malinka360gradusowsaawp
    @Malinka360gradusowsaawp 7 месяцев назад +9

    Bro really became his "Grandfather" 🇩🇪🙋‍♂️

  • @mememan3026
    @mememan3026 11 месяцев назад +10

    Hans and Klaus in the background watching Otto popping off and smiling is kinda wholesome ngl

  • @jejeremeh8776
    @jejeremeh8776 4 года назад +2739

    German soldier:dont waste ammo
    Us soldiers:I T S A M A C H I N E G U N

    • @pedrojuan8050
      @pedrojuan8050 4 года назад +135

      It was no longer a machine gun, it was a maschinengewehr

    • @100GTAGUY
      @100GTAGUY 4 года назад +17

      @@pedrojuan8050 but is it as cool as a fallschrimjagergewehr?

    • @PlatyPlaty-vt8od
      @PlatyPlaty-vt8od 4 года назад +12

      Also german soilders:well we shot a forest on fire

    • @zopurew3681
      @zopurew3681 4 года назад +10

      America holds the trigger of a machine gun germany:HOW NOT TO WAST AMMO NUMBER 1 USE THE MACHINE GUN AS A BURST GIANT RIFLE AND THATS IT YOU DID IT

    • @dirtytreerat14
      @dirtytreerat14 4 года назад +2

      Pedro Juan that’s machine gun in German.

  • @whiskii
    @whiskii 4 года назад +8529

    German: "Excuse me sir, how many bullets am I allowed to shoot?"
    American: " *YES* "

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 4 года назад +460

      German: “I don’t want to waste ammo...”
      American: “shut up and shoot”

    • @salle6307
      @salle6307 4 года назад +95

      @@omega1575 Shut up and keep them pinned down. (reference from COD MW)

    • @Serafin0707
      @Serafin0707 4 года назад +76

      American: ALL OF THEM!

    • @salle6307
      @salle6307 4 года назад +42

      @@ZAINILEXTHE1ANDONLY I think you replied to the wrong comment.

    • @salle6307
      @salle6307 4 года назад +22

      @@ZAINILEXTHE1ANDONLY I wouldnt say so. No one here is competing. Everyone is making jokes.

  • @chillguynamedwan1034
    @chillguynamedwan1034 2 года назад +15

    "It's a machine gun"
    "Yeah your grandpa yell that to back then"

  • @Terence.McKenna
    @Terence.McKenna Год назад +15

    One of those memes that just pops up in your brain every now and then

  • @The.Nasty.
    @The.Nasty. 4 года назад +11091

    Germans and Americans bonding over machine guns, that’s precious.

    • @liaml8600
      @liaml8600 4 года назад +480

      Well on Omaha the Germans bonded with the machine guns while the Americans bonded with bullets......

    • @jakeanthony7672
      @jakeanthony7672 4 года назад +142

      liiam oh boy that’s bound to trigger someone

    • @puljudefender
      @puljudefender 4 года назад +18

      liiam and that 50 cal he’s firing bonded with his grandpa

    • @The.Nasty.
      @The.Nasty. 4 года назад +21

      liiam history, amirite?

    • @hypocritehenry4619
      @hypocritehenry4619 4 года назад +2

      Hello Guys
      You were right

  • @Blitzkrieg_Wolf
    @Blitzkrieg_Wolf 3 года назад +86

    US Soldier: "It's a machine gun!"
    German Soldier: "Reich back atcha, buckaroo."

    • @Xfighter04
      @Xfighter04 2 года назад +7

      Wieder bei dir, Buckaroo.

  • @srikanthshastry4546
    @srikanthshastry4546 10 месяцев назад +24

    Really? You're telling a German how to use a machine gun!

  • @boosie4l133
    @boosie4l133 4 года назад +10350

    American dude: “itS a mAcHiNE gUN”
    Hans: Your grandpa felt that

  • @KWyzel
    @KWyzel 4 года назад +1965

    "Hold it down! Its a Machine Gun!"
    ""You got it boss!""
    *Rest of Europe begins sweating profusely*

    • @KWyzel
      @KWyzel 4 года назад +90

      @Johnson Adam You must be fun at parties. :/

    • @icewallowcome8699
      @icewallowcome8699 4 года назад +8

      Johnson Adam bruhhh

    • @MonCalypso
      @MonCalypso 4 года назад +6

      @Johnson Adam im just waiting for you to get shelled my multiple Germans in this subcomment-section.
      Honestly, you're just underestimating their military strength.

    • @KWyzel
      @KWyzel 4 года назад +17

      @@MonCalypso I will admit that hes not far from wrong, as Germany has cut back military spending big time, and has even gone as far as to sell active equipment to fellow NATO nations. (Last I had heard atleast, situation may have changed)
      However that doesn't make them "weak soyboys". They just dont have a use for a big military in this time of peace. Plus it doesn't excuse ruining a joke over stupid political shit.

    • @joshuasumner2397
      @joshuasumner2397 4 года назад +2

      Comrade Kommodore honestly as a small country in nato I would love it because you would not have to care about protection at all. I believe that is a percentage of the German's standpoint, there is simply no more need for weapons because of its allies and it is not necessarily somewhere people think about nuking. Though I do wonder if the small countries in nato would help America out if it was getting obliterated or if it is more one sided.

  • @ahmadsantoso9712
    @ahmadsantoso9712 Год назад +6

    Hans, it's a Maschinengewehr!
    Maschinengewehr! Remember?

  • @nowren9214
    @nowren9214 4 года назад +2569

    I hope this german soldier saw the video

    • @David-eh9le
      @David-eh9le 4 года назад +131

      It was most likely a buddy who filmed him

    • @nowren9214
      @nowren9214 4 года назад +7

      @@David-eh9le ????

    • @David-eh9le
      @David-eh9le 4 года назад +90

      @@nowren9214 that means he probably saw it

    • @nowren9214
      @nowren9214 4 года назад +109

      ​@@David-eh9le imagine him doing a reaction video to the memes about him

    • @arminiusdercherusker6449
      @arminiusdercherusker6449 4 года назад +30

      @@nowren9214 hes whearing now a Stahlhelmet and drink a Franziskaner to this meme.

  • @inguunenkhtaivan9146
    @inguunenkhtaivan9146 4 года назад +1011

    Nice to see that German guy's smiling.

    • @noturbusiness1278
      @noturbusiness1278 4 года назад +41

      Well yes but actually yes

    • @anni7269
      @anni7269 4 года назад +27

      It's probably photoshop

    • @prabalr8425
      @prabalr8425 4 года назад +5

      @@anni7269 nah bro! It's not photoshoped

    • @anni7269
      @anni7269 4 года назад +40

      @@prabalr8425 seeing a German smile is almost impossible, this has to be fake

    • @trollege9618
      @trollege9618 4 года назад +5

      @@anni7269 nice joke bud

  • @jophussaurus2450
    @jophussaurus2450 2 года назад +10

    That German's grandad probably got shot by the exact same model of MG (M2) hahaha

  • @lefishe2485
    @lefishe2485 2 года назад +7

    103 years old, still scary to hear.

  • @broccoli182
    @broccoli182 4 года назад +3657

    Imagine meeting this man face to face in a war, with him smiling like that...

    • @G4Zv2
      @G4Zv2 4 года назад +267

      I would be pleasantly horrified.

    • @momcilogavric4930
      @momcilogavric4930 4 года назад +19

      I would be more worried if he kept shooting like he attended to.

    • @xslashx1908
      @xslashx1908 4 года назад +39

      Surrender

    • @anthonyo7591
      @anthonyo7591 4 года назад +57

      he had some Panzerschokolade 😳

    • @pencilcover5911
      @pencilcover5911 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/ejHOaWy1NF4/видео.html

  • @Germanempireaboolilel
    @Germanempireaboolilel 4 года назад +4314

    You can't spell Amerika without Erika.

    • @danielevans8910
      @danielevans8910 4 года назад +163

      Germarica? Das greatest country?

    • @anwardaud
      @anwardaud 4 года назад +22

      Haha good one

    • @PyroYeet
      @PyroYeet 4 года назад +39

      I want free ice cream-
      FOR LIFE

    • @GamingAccount-ru1gi
      @GamingAccount-ru1gi 4 года назад +24

      You can't conquer the US without crossing the Atlantic
      -Royal Navy and US Navy

    • @fl4shlight787
      @fl4shlight787 4 года назад +3

      Amen

  • @royalgaming7276
    @royalgaming7276 3 года назад +35

    US soldier: hold it down it's a machine gun
    German soldier: *thinks of his grandfather firing a mg42*

  • @hulusiserdaryldrm8854
    @hulusiserdaryldrm8854 3 года назад +7

    This must be the best video ever in human history

    • @kpl455
      @kpl455 3 года назад +1

      I came to the same conclusion.

  • @SlicerFragZ
    @SlicerFragZ 4 года назад +18938

    German military: don't waste ammo, every shot counts
    American military: haha, MG go BRRRRRRR

    • @anintruder3597
      @anintruder3597 4 года назад +243

      I m dead

    • @sunjzip
      @sunjzip 4 года назад +83

      That joke 😂

    • @NGC-7635
      @NGC-7635 4 года назад +481

      Taxpayer money go BYEEEEEE

    • @Babytronians
      @Babytronians 4 года назад +173

      SlicerFragz that’s actually our mentality most of the time when it comes to weapons training

    • @strangerdanger1135
      @strangerdanger1135 4 года назад +396

      It's because Americans can summon ammo at their will.

  • @Maxi12121313
    @Maxi12121313 4 года назад +9465

    German Soldier: Precise, effectiv and efficient
    Americans: It's a freedom machine!

    • @lolbit1232
      @lolbit1232 4 года назад +47

      @Der Maxster DAMN RIGHT Lol

    • @fatmanbatman9374
      @fatmanbatman9374 4 года назад +178

      Nigga he was doin 2 round bursts

    • @lolbit1232
      @lolbit1232 4 года назад +13

      @Fatman Batman ....bruh

    • @AntzolY111
      @AntzolY111 4 года назад +118

      When *Wehrmacht* kicks in

    • @Maxi12121313
      @Maxi12121313 4 года назад +149

      @@AntzolY111 rose are red, violets are blue, we germans love the mg42

  • @slayerd357
    @slayerd357 2 года назад +3

    This is one of the most satisfying videos on RUclips.

  • @EpsilonThirteen
    @EpsilonThirteen 2 года назад +6

    His smirk. Like "I'm allowed to do that?" Almost everywhere frowns upon full auto, so I bet he's been waiting for this moment.

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 4 месяца назад

      I'd imagine the Germans certainly do, as until a year or two ago, their standard squad machine gun has been essentially an MG42 rechambered to NATO-spec rounds.

  • @ruslanhouk
    @ruslanhouk 4 года назад +493

    That germans face lights up like a kid in a candy store being told he can have whatever he wants

    • @erronblack308
      @erronblack308 4 года назад +4

      An oven store

    • @kem9952
      @kem9952 4 года назад +2

      @@erronblack308 Why

    • @joemamaobama6863
      @joemamaobama6863 4 года назад +2

      That’s the face of Heinrich Severloh on Omaha

    • @SimplyDuker
      @SimplyDuker 4 года назад

      @@erronblack308 Laughing at this just moved my seat in hell another inch closer to the fire

  • @theenchantmenttable3712
    @theenchantmenttable3712 4 года назад +1969

    So you see, that’s where the retreat began.
    That smile. *That damn smile.*

  • @hanzthenazi7811
    @hanzthenazi7811 3 года назад +4

    This is my favorite video on the whole platform

  • @doozledorf7036
    @doozledorf7036 2 года назад +11

    That Germans grandfather probably got shot by the exact same model of MG hahahahaha

    • @jophussaurus2450
      @jophussaurus2450 2 года назад +7

      Lol exactly... Browning M2 .50, way bigger round than an MG42

    • @joeblowe8993
      @joeblowe8993 2 года назад +3

      @@jophussaurus2450 I think it can go through quite a bit of armour too. DOn't know how much exactly

  • @kurtdizon8238
    @kurtdizon8238 4 года назад +786

    When you playing cod zombies and you hear "MAX AMMO"..

    • @Echo-gb2vx
      @Echo-gb2vx 4 года назад +21

      *K a b o o m*

    • @muhammadrifqyraditya6511
      @muhammadrifqyraditya6511 4 года назад +1

      Loose it

    • @CamViesky
      @CamViesky 4 года назад +2

      I laughed so heard when I saw this😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aeternavictrix7861
      @aeternavictrix7861 4 года назад +5

      I had a flashback to 2012, thanks for that

    • @tToxic
      @tToxic 4 года назад +1

      @@Echo-gb2vx goosebumbs

  • @FBI-xk4vf
    @FBI-xk4vf 4 года назад +6215

    “It’s a machine gun!”
    “Ok”
    *Starts mowing down Americans like it’s D-Day*

    • @Jeanne_The_EurobeatGal
      @Jeanne_The_EurobeatGal 4 года назад +88

      FBl u took it to far, still funny but not so much

    • @fieliep1040
      @fieliep1040 4 года назад +77

      just selling VIP tickets to hell here

    • @Fadlankhs
      @Fadlankhs 4 года назад +83

      I see the FBI has gone to the dark side huh

    • @CommonWealthSnow
      @CommonWealthSnow 4 года назад +49

      @@Jeanne_The_EurobeatGal you gotta make fun of the darkest things, thats what makes us human my friend

    • @iamaloafofbread8926
      @iamaloafofbread8926 4 года назад +3

      @@fieliep1040 can't sell them if I bought out the whole transportation wagon... :v

  • @09impala
    @09impala 2 года назад +5

    My great grandfather probably couldn’t imagine that an American and a German would be playing with a machine gun together

  • @rupayanbandyopadhyay3578
    @rupayanbandyopadhyay3578 2 года назад +7

    Never tell a German that its a machine gun. You have no idea what flashbacks he gonna have.

  • @crusaderanimation6967
    @crusaderanimation6967 4 года назад +1246

    Poles: *makes a sign of the cross *

    • @Tulbia
      @Tulbia 4 года назад +43

      As a Pole I find it funny.
      Btw. my brother wife's grandpa was forced to Wehrmaht, he was shooting allies (US guys mainly), on western front, in German uniform.
      My grandpa was forced to Luftwaffe, he was shooting allies both fronts (and actually sabotaging Germans as well).
      My other grandpa was actually shooting Germans in Italy in (a Polish jew).

    • @crusaderanimation6967
      @crusaderanimation6967 4 года назад +11

      @@Tulbia Well i also a Pole, my Grandfather from father was vet in army(like tanks need mechanic that horses need vet), and go to gulag for saying that Katyń was made by Russians not Germans (also he missed enslavement by soviets and if he don't do that he probably would be killed there to) them he doesn't come back to home at East Poland because border change and his family migrated to Lower Silesia(Dolny Śląsk). Now home where he lived is in my near neighbourhood (there is one house and small meadow between my house and this house ).
      My grandma and other members from mother also was in gulag, and at leas one die.
      That's good to know ancestry history, Saying in mind "Fu!@k it they survive Siberia, i survive this" is motivating.

    • @Tulbia
      @Tulbia 4 года назад +6

      ​@@crusaderanimation6967 Oh, yeah - they've survived, surely my things are just problems they would like to have back then. I like your approach.
      On a side note, the wife's grandpa - he deserted to US forces eventiually, when he got back to Poland after the war, he found that his entire family was executed because he escaped. Hopefully, we won't have those times back anytime soon.
      Stay safe brother.

    • @crusaderanimation6967
      @crusaderanimation6967 4 года назад +6

      @@Tulbia Stay safe you too... wait i actually chatted in English with Pole under Video where American soldier "teach" German soldier how to shoot machine gun.

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 4 года назад +1

      Crusader Animation damn Poland has the shittiest neighbours.

  • @xalthzdornier4805
    @xalthzdornier4805 4 года назад +1214

    Him: *feeling bad for the tax of foreigners if he waste bullets*
    Some Yankee soldier: *No..* full auto..

    • @BanditoBurrito
      @BanditoBurrito 4 года назад +40

      Yeah I’m sure he’s totally concerned about taxes, and not just doing short controlled bursts for precision

    • @rockythesnailracechampion7144
      @rockythesnailracechampion7144 4 года назад +14

      You do realize bullets are really cheap to make right?
      Even .50 BMGs are cheap.

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 4 года назад +20

      Haha .50 cal go brrrr

    • @zacbergman3551
      @zacbergman3551 4 года назад +11

      @Draconis Ignis uh no if you knew Anything about the Germans then you would know they use the mg3 which is a modern version of the mg42 and has a high rate of fire and over heats fast so they do short controled precisioned shots to not only not waste ammo but to accurately hit targets to not over heat

    • @Glados1080
      @Glados1080 4 года назад +5

      @@zacbergman3551 is there an mg3 in this video? hes teaching him how to use American machine guns

  • @FastEddy396
    @FastEddy396 7 месяцев назад +2

    That’s one of the most wonderful things I’ve ever seen. And the happiness of firing the Mah Deuce is matched by nothing else; not even Bo Derek

  • @Godgod-wdadadawdawdawdwad
    @Godgod-wdadadawdawdawdwad Год назад +3

    that German guy had some ancestral memory opening moment.

  • @danielevans8910
    @danielevans8910 4 года назад +794

    “Never thought I’d die fighting aside an American.” “How ‘bout die fighting aside a friend?” “Aye, I can do that.”

    • @farfromirrational948
      @farfromirrational948 4 года назад +36

      Americans are elves? And germans dwarfs? Lol

    • @ItsGiantCookie
      @ItsGiantCookie 4 года назад +64

      @@farfromirrational948 Well dwarfs are know for great work of engineering...

    • @farfromirrational948
      @farfromirrational948 4 года назад +1

      @@ItsGiantCookie 😆

    • @thefaceofregret5416
      @thefaceofregret5416 4 года назад +19

      Far from Irrational Kinda makes sense for Americans to be Elves. The Elves arriving at Helms Deep/ The US joining WW1 and WW2. And that the American continents are separated from the rest of the World, like the Elves homeland, Valinor.

    • @rilpergonien_official
      @rilpergonien_official 4 года назад

      Bruh, shut up. You surely don't know the real text of this meme. It's "Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an [insert meme]" "What about dying side by side with a [insert meme]?" "Aye, I can do that!", not the shit you wrote. It's great if you wanna make memes, but try to do it right!

  • @tomasdererste
    @tomasdererste 4 года назад +3390

    Teacher: "we're going to the beach'
    Girls: "Yay, let's get a sun tan"
    Boys:

    • @steamy9829
      @steamy9829 4 года назад +43

      this got me to snort. i didnt expect this comment

    • @b-chroniumproductions3177
      @b-chroniumproductions3177 4 года назад +26

      @Ibrahim Raziuddin Majed I think most people know what ww2 was.

    • @thatoneguy9666
      @thatoneguy9666 4 года назад +9

      Monomi especially dday

    • @niharika7755
      @niharika7755 4 года назад +2

      I'm actually naturally tan so YAY! :-D

    • @rale8522
      @rale8522 3 года назад +2

      oh damn is this dark humour?

  • @Brutusoogabooga
    @Brutusoogabooga 3 года назад +4

    Who knew a joint training exercise would result in such a great meme

  • @brandonszpot8948
    @brandonszpot8948 11 месяцев назад +10

    Love how the American, upon seeing that his Kraut padawan has transcended the notion of “military expenditures”, immediately goes back to helping the other guy. It’s like the spray actually helps him focus more.

  • @joshuatumambo5674
    @joshuatumambo5674 4 года назад +8227

    German discipline and American firepower?
    *Stalin screams from his grave

    • @crusaderanimation6967
      @crusaderanimation6967 4 года назад +192

      Pole nr1: O shit, here we go again.
      Pole nr.2: Fuck !fuck Fuck Fuck.... FUCKKKKKKK !
      Pole nr 3: Kurwa kurwa kurwaaaaa!!!
      Poland: My time has come

    • @inguunenkhtaivan9146
      @inguunenkhtaivan9146 4 года назад +15

      @@crusaderanimation6967 Cmon might if Poland keep acting like this, Mongolians and Japanese will arrive and RID out Poland. (Nazi German, Mongol empire and the Japanese empire have shacked the world so their successors (Germany, Mongolia and Japan) are in pressure from giants.

    • @crusaderanimation6967
      @crusaderanimation6967 4 года назад +38

      @@inguunenkhtaivan9146 E well, that was a joke, so u shouldn't take this literally.

    • @inguunenkhtaivan9146
      @inguunenkhtaivan9146 4 года назад +7

      @@crusaderanimation6967 Horrible joke I ever read. So Horibble.

    • @crusaderanimation6967
      @crusaderanimation6967 4 года назад +47

      @@inguunenkhtaivan9146 Jokes are similar to sons end women
      Sons because not every single one is successful
      and women because
      different people like different types.

  • @legionprime7715
    @legionprime7715 4 года назад +1890

    There’s nothing better than an American telling a German dude his roots.

    • @tobikiss8213
      @tobikiss8213 4 года назад +174

      @sym nah. The German soldier is just efficient, constant fire will overheat and extremely turn down the possible accuracy

    • @someguy2594
      @someguy2594 4 года назад +88

      sym the browning is more than capable to shoot more than two-round bursts at a time. I think it’s great that the US and Germany train together, it is mutually beneficial

    • @tobikiss8213
      @tobikiss8213 4 года назад +14

      @@someguy2594 yes it is, Germany and the USA are a great "bound"(don't know the word. Im German...), Germany's technology and America's money and experience in War are some great benefits (I still don't know the word. It helps while training etc in the army/Bundeswehr).
      But still even with 5-10 bullet bursts, the accuracy goes down on this gun. Even if it would be completly mounted in a concrete foundation, it still has a disadvantage of burst with more then 5 shots

    • @Oline1756
      @Oline1756 4 года назад +10

      sym And we don’t need a liberal like you who can’t even complete a single a training.

    • @tobikiss8213
      @tobikiss8213 4 года назад +6

      @@Oline1756 you sure about that?

  • @jonelalexiscaroc7495
    @jonelalexiscaroc7495 2 года назад +4

    that joy when he heard "Hold it down, it's a machine gun" was like hearing "it's my safe day".

  • @flipper-b8588
    @flipper-b8588 3 года назад +6

    To this day this video still cracks me up

  • @muhammadammarrasyid5780
    @muhammadammarrasyid5780 4 года назад +4809

    NOOOOO you can't hold the trigger down, the expenditure on those ammunition are unforgivable
    Haha MG-42 go brrrrrr

    • @anhduynguyendinh1167
      @anhduynguyendinh1167 4 года назад +131

      Virgin cadet vs Chad wehrmacht veteran

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 года назад +46

      @@anhduynguyendinh1167 *Cries in US Army*

    • @exudeku
      @exudeku 4 года назад +60

      @Hurt ok boomer

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 4 года назад +4

      haha do u hear me laughing its a funny joke so im laughing haha

    • @jesga0
      @jesga0 4 года назад +20

      nooooo you can't just waste hundreds of ammo
      haha green tracers go TATATATATATAATATATATATATTATATATATATATATATATA

  • @Callsign_Baphomet
    @Callsign_Baphomet 4 года назад +3979

    Love the earrape version 👌
    As a German its pretty funny

    • @CaliberWolf69
      @CaliberWolf69  4 года назад +198

      I love Erika on earrape. I lowered its volume to about level to the video sound, due to the fact that I care about people's ears. Hopefully you, and everyone else, don't mind it.

    • @justyouraverageboredperson5753
      @justyouraverageboredperson5753 4 года назад +15

      Yea until WWIII comes and Germany is on the offensive and is being bombed by B-20s

    • @upstreamtoast3512
      @upstreamtoast3512 4 года назад

      Oka RutoGacha USSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUS

    • @upstreamtoast3512
      @upstreamtoast3512 4 года назад

      Ussr

    • @upstreamtoast3512
      @upstreamtoast3512 4 года назад +1

      USSR

  • @ecw4life267
    @ecw4life267 3 года назад +7

    0:13 look at the absolute joy on this mans face, he was in pure bliss

  • @kevburke
    @kevburke 2 месяца назад +1

    You can literally see the Geneva Convention becoming the Geneva Suggestion just before he says 'Ok'

  • @colonialcomix
    @colonialcomix 4 года назад +1874

    Plot twist: little Wilhelm was conserving ammunition for his 4rth Reich later that evening

    • @EdelPappe
      @EdelPappe 4 года назад +62

      Don't call it 4th Reich. EU sounds better

    • @tobiashero3478
      @tobiashero3478 4 года назад +21

      @@EdelPappe bic mac bann den weg

    • @julianviefers6703
      @julianviefers6703 4 года назад +5

      exactly cant raid an ammo depot if its empty xD

    • @nevada_tomato
      @nevada_tomato 4 года назад +1

      METRO REFERENCE YESSS. BOOK REFERENCE TOO

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 года назад +2

      Der Fremde oh come on, we all know that the Fourth Reich supports Brexit and it’s white nationalist inbred ways

  • @andersgespielt8510
    @andersgespielt8510 4 года назад +971

    Roses are red
    The soviets are too
    Hans! The enemy is coming
    Grab the mg42

  • @SgtChip
    @SgtChip 2 года назад +5

    "It's a machine gun!"
    Yup, this guy right here is gonna be the next Beast of Omaha.

  • @tomroberts4975
    @tomroberts4975 2 года назад +9

    I wonder if that german realized, that same weapon platform probably separated his grandpa's upper torso from his lower torso somewhere in France in 1942

    • @solthegamer3769
      @solthegamer3769 2 года назад +3

      France was invaded in 1940 and the US wasn't involved yet
      EDIT: And the Allied liberation of Europe didn't start until 1944

  • @justvibing278
    @justvibing278 4 года назад +577

    German solider: Conserving ammo imagining how expensive every .50 cal round is...
    American solider: *laughs in op military spendings of his Nations budget*

    • @DrGreenThumbNZL
      @DrGreenThumbNZL 4 года назад +4

      Not even funny or original, stfu

    • @justvibing278
      @justvibing278 4 года назад +48

      @@DrGreenThumbNZL U stfu

    • @DrGreenThumbNZL
      @DrGreenThumbNZL 4 года назад

      @@justvibing278 fuck up meme kid, go watch some more react vids

    • @Charzar98
      @Charzar98 4 года назад +39

      DrGreenThumbNZL you sound angry... do you hate your life?

    • @DrGreenThumbNZL
      @DrGreenThumbNZL 4 года назад

      @@Charzar98 no i just hate lame memes from degen millinials

  • @psjesse117
    @psjesse117 4 года назад +269

    I remember seeing the original video and desperately hoping someone did something like this

    • @CaliberWolf69
      @CaliberWolf69  4 года назад +22

      honestly I felt the same when i watched the other versions of this. i thought it wasn't meme enough

    • @giannix0079
      @giannix0079 4 года назад

      me too

  • @mr_alexie
    @mr_alexie 9 месяцев назад +5

    For those who dont know why he is shooting the Machinegun like that, its because back in the day the germans had the mg42 and the other mg models. They jam if fired for to long which means you have to fire it in a burst way and preserve ammunition

  • @derworfnet
    @derworfnet 2 года назад +3

    And just like that, he remembered his instincts.

  • @luke2080
    @luke2080 4 года назад +570

    I never want to be on the opposing end of a German operating a machine gun.

  • @engineergaming2223
    @engineergaming2223 4 года назад +769

    American: “It’s a machine gun!”
    German: “Okay”
    *WW2 flashback intensifies*

  • @luckypucky6389
    @luckypucky6389 Год назад +3

    Unlocked Grandpa genetic memories :D

  • @_just_another_filthy_redcoat
    @_just_another_filthy_redcoat 2 года назад +31

    I love how the guy was like “ it’s a machine gun “ and goes back to what ever he was doing
    Tell me you’re a combat veteran with out telling me you’re a combat vet 😂

  • @tetsuyakuroko6763
    @tetsuyakuroko6763 4 года назад +385

    American: ITS A MACHINE GUN
    German: HAPPY NEW YEAR THEN

  • @user-gc1ee2rw1o
    @user-gc1ee2rw1o 4 года назад +347

    Clearly something very german was triggered on his genes.

  • @judejenkins2771
    @judejenkins2771 Год назад +4

    🇺🇸:ITS A MACHINE GUN
    🇩🇪:ok *fires at 50 polish homes*

  • @Callasco
    @Callasco 5 месяцев назад +1

    You can tell the ghost of this guy’s grandpa was sitting right there next to him with his MG42

  • @iclaw-x2018
    @iclaw-x2018 4 года назад +966

    Germany: *efficient with they’re bullets*
    America: THE TING GOES KRRRRAAAA
    Russia: *gun is gun*

    • @hendrikkiefer3325
      @hendrikkiefer3325 4 года назад +32

      World in a nutshell

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle 4 года назад +28

      Russia: don't mind me I just have cheap OP guns which are able to oneshot fuckin Kazakstan sized country but I am not using it

    • @robsidiotcrew2
      @robsidiotcrew2 4 года назад +15

      Britain: gets effective shots off with potatoes launcher

    • @LordTrashcanRulez
      @LordTrashcanRulez 4 года назад +16

      Russians: *Comrades , the tree line just moved. Sending in a nuke*

    • @lightmoon9326
      @lightmoon9326 4 года назад

      @Your Lord Sans The Skeleton Hold up...

  • @kirk7528
    @kirk7528 4 года назад +1582

    “We’re not the Bundeswehr, we can actually afford bullets”

    • @Chris-er5py
      @Chris-er5py 4 года назад +38

      Yeah nothing works... The Bundeswehr just have working Ammunition

    • @drikendium3676
      @drikendium3676 4 года назад +5

      Wow, that hits different.

    • @Jandal03
      @Jandal03 4 года назад +32

      The Bundeswehr has absolutely budget problem. They are incapable of buying simple things and waste hundreds of millions into future equipment which breaks down fast.

    • @c0rndog748
      @c0rndog748 4 года назад +27

      @@Jandal03 that. . .. that sounds exactly like a budget problem

    • @Jandal03
      @Jandal03 4 года назад +3

      @@c0rndog748 No, there is still lots of money left. Did not make that clear, sorry.

  • @tuplaluusto
    @tuplaluusto 3 года назад +41

    American: "It's a machine gun"
    German: *Aryan genes wake up*

    • @agenericbot
      @agenericbot 3 года назад +1

      how'd that one work out for them?

    • @Maverick-di2br
      @Maverick-di2br 3 года назад

      @@agenericbot Pretty well first season, second season they got fucked.

    • @colescheig5495
      @colescheig5495 3 года назад +4

      @@agenericbot the US fought the wrong enemy

    • @dr.fjoer_the_crazy_scienti5841
      @dr.fjoer_the_crazy_scienti5841 3 года назад +2

      @@colescheig5495 George S. Patton said that 👆

  • @SpiritMatthias
    @SpiritMatthias Год назад +2

    I keep forgetting to show this to my Bundeswehr pals. Next beerfest I’ll show and report back lol

  • @puppet1show626
    @puppet1show626 4 года назад +1085

    German: *adapting situation, only doing what must be done"
    American: "shoots bullets worth 400,000$ in twelve seconds"

    • @coomchalice1858
      @coomchalice1858 4 года назад +37

      is that tf2 reference?

    • @tilly8517
      @tilly8517 4 года назад +40

      @@coomchalice1858 if the cartridge has 200 shots custom bullets then, yes it is a tf2 reference

    • @dayum7790
      @dayum7790 4 года назад +35

      I am yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet...

    • @nanoqht285
      @nanoqht285 3 года назад +1

      Nice idea, poorly executed. C-.

    • @RJ-mh3ox
      @RJ-mh3ox 3 года назад +1

      Hazrin Haziq money grows on trees for our military

  • @scottishbananaclan
    @scottishbananaclan 4 года назад +2945

    'America laughs in unlimited military budget'
    Edit: I swear can you guys stop fighting

    • @kenny6920
      @kenny6920 4 года назад +220

      Yeah we're going to need those bullets for peaceful protestors (love triggering the right. ACAB)

    • @DaltonPepple
      @DaltonPepple 4 года назад +74

      @@kenny6920 yes we do. No headshots. All bodyshots.

    • @water.downsquash8680
      @water.downsquash8680 4 года назад +28

      Scottish Banana Clan next thing you know Germany is invading Poland again

    • @DailyGenshinRex
      @DailyGenshinRex 4 года назад +92

      I do have an unlimited military budget :D

    • @GamesTogether1000
      @GamesTogether1000 4 года назад +64

      Germany laughs in Health Insurance

  • @CeluiEtSeul
    @CeluiEtSeul 2 года назад +1

    Germain soldier: "So dis is the famous gun that turned my grandfather into a pink mist."

  • @WhoIsFloop
    @WhoIsFloop Год назад +2

    We need this man

  • @katzeletsplayxx6651
    @katzeletsplayxx6651 4 года назад +267

    i love how his buddy in the back also has a smile and says go for it when the American says that.

  • @rafaeldiaz2147
    @rafaeldiaz2147 4 года назад +3635

    American soldier: "its a machine gun"
    German Soldier: ok (laughs in Waffen SS)

  • @kristofevarsson6903
    @kristofevarsson6903 2 года назад +4

    "Hold it down! It's a machine gun!"
    "Are you sure? I vouldn't vant to be rude..."
    *two seconds later*
    "FÜR DAS VATERLAND! BEKOMMEN!"

  • @uncivilcrusader8762
    @uncivilcrusader8762 2 года назад +2

    The power of his ancestors flow through him

  • @ceesarpi
    @ceesarpi 4 года назад +111

    What if this happened in D-Day
    American Soldier: *Hey man, hold it down. It's a machinegun*
    German Soldier: *Haha machinegun go brr*

    • @stevemccarr
      @stevemccarr 4 года назад +1

      What's also funny is that this was the same machine gun the Americans were using during WW2 against the Germans

    • @stevemccarr
      @stevemccarr 4 года назад

      @@copycatz1361 Isn't this a 1919 M2 heavy machine gun?

    • @maurodudley1338
      @maurodudley1338 4 года назад +2

      Not only is this a fucked up comment, it's also unoriginal. You sir, are a failure.

    • @ceesarpi
      @ceesarpi 4 года назад

      @@maurodudley1338 Bruh do u understand a m3m3?

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile 4 года назад +728

    He was just trying to save American tax payer dollars.

    • @andrewhibbert9958
      @andrewhibbert9958 4 года назад +47

      Nah it’s not about saving ammo really. It’s about controlling the spread of a 2-3 round burst. The german military teachers their gunners to shoot those bursts on the mg3 for concentrated fire to avoid uanessacry suppressing fire

    • @tumblrx1574
      @tumblrx1574 4 года назад +7

      Andrew Hibbert no wonder I see a lot of 3 round burst weapons being used by them

    • @andrewhibbert9958
      @andrewhibbert9958 4 года назад +15

      S S were we Training the troops or were we simply participating in NATO joint operations in which both sides familiarize each other with the other nations weapons and equipment?

    • @CorneliusCornbread
      @CorneliusCornbread 4 года назад +20

      @@andrewhibbert9958 See, in America there's no such thing as "unnecessary suppressing fire"

    • @ZAINILEXTHE1ANDONLY
      @ZAINILEXTHE1ANDONLY 4 года назад +10

      @@CorneliusCornbread You're right. In America it's called "missing the target"