Weekend Update: Trump Rallies - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @Jaydoggy531
    @Jaydoggy531 4 года назад +99

    2:23 Che realizing his joke bombed, and Jost giving that comedian's laugh realizing what happened is a bromance I aspire to have one day.

    • @kidkuleshov
      @kidkuleshov 4 года назад +4

      My favorite part of this clip 😂

    • @electricjetstream
      @electricjetstream 2 года назад +2

      as a guy from Wisconsin, I found this joke hilarious

  • @SaltyCracker1208
    @SaltyCracker1208 4 года назад +886

    Weekend Update has been the best part of SNL for the past 3 years change my mind

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 года назад +22

      Weekend Update has always been the shining star of the show, in good times and bad (except when Charles Rocket did WU and also Brian Doyle-Murray, Mary Gross, and Christine Ebersole. Brad Hall's Weekend Update wasn't too bad, but I know not everyone will agree).

    • @barbaraarcher4895
      @barbaraarcher4895 4 года назад +9

      it always has been

    • @rayferraro6770
      @rayferraro6770 4 года назад +3

      Nothing but garbage. The show is not even funny anymore

    • @pabloschrute
      @pabloschrute 4 года назад +5

      I liked when Seth Myers hosted

    • @nicke4484
      @nicke4484 4 года назад +33

      @@rayferraro6770 hey I found a trump supporter

  • @steffnic13
    @steffnic13 4 года назад +1126

    “Because, what can I say ... we have a type” 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @andrewryan2814
      @andrewryan2814 4 года назад +30

      I read the comment at the beginning of the video like "what's this all about?"
      I was not dissapointed.

    • @KrimsonKracker
      @KrimsonKracker 4 года назад +9

      Poor Matt Lauer... Stuck between Cosby and Trump. It's like a complete and utter disgrace sandwich, with the meat being the only SOMEWHAT redeemable part.

    • @lastime77
      @lastime77 4 года назад +2

      What does that mean? I’ve been trying to figure out the meaning of this.

    • @TheKing36052
      @TheKing36052 4 года назад +12

      @@KrimsonKracker you sound like you don’t know the full story about Matt Lauer

    • @TriniCanoAdventures
      @TriniCanoAdventures 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i had to stop the clip to laugh my ass off and read a few comments

  • @ciaracaines8911
    @ciaracaines8911 4 года назад +843

    All I wanna know is how on earth did SNL miss the “I’ll kiss everyone, I’ll even kiss all the guys” jokes from the rallies 💀💀

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 года назад +31

      I dunno. That feels like something that doesn't need to be twisted into a joke. Or maybe they did have something for it, but it got cut.

    • @miri8851
      @miri8851 4 года назад +3

      And the beautiful woman

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 4 года назад +15

      Because its genuinely hilarious. They cant turn an already funny joke funny

    • @ryanleecastillo4070
      @ryanleecastillo4070 4 года назад +5

      because it would be too easy lol

    • @Eli-ou8sq
      @Eli-ou8sq 4 года назад +8

      @The Catspaw ok snowflake

  • @DTDGROMM
    @DTDGROMM 4 года назад +355

    “We have a type”

    • @jessicaosei721
      @jessicaosei721 4 года назад +7

      That was a good one lol

    • @ntl5983
      @ntl5983 4 года назад +21

      "You're supposed to be up there Jost"

    • @haxoraxe
      @haxoraxe 4 года назад +1

      Watch the real townhall sweetie, you are looking stupid, also watch BIDEN TOWNHALL and you will see his TERRIBLE PLANS IDIOTS

    • @chairminh
      @chairminh 4 года назад

      I didn't get the joke

    • @ntl5983
      @ntl5983 4 года назад +16

      @@chairminh 1:46 Cosby, Lauer, and Trump all had shows on NBC and became famous because of those shows... and all are perverts.

  • @kidkuleshov
    @kidkuleshov 4 года назад +37

    I love how Che realized the Little Richard joke wasn’t working and immediately poked fun at the situation 😂 fucking mint

  • @apocolipsthegeekguru2980
    @apocolipsthegeekguru2980 4 года назад +287

    "I lost to the worst candidate in the history of politics" said Hillary 4 years ago

  • @rosesweet1967
    @rosesweet1967 4 года назад +58

    He didn’t mean “leave the country” he meant “flee the country”

  • @asifkhan4822
    @asifkhan4822 4 года назад +261

    That would be a huge Irony if Trump loses the election and becomes an illegal immigrant to escape prosecution.

    • @etiennevcr9276
      @etiennevcr9276 4 года назад +8

      You just wait. SNL will only keep getting better with Biden president and Jim playing him for years to come. Meanwhile Baldwin playing Donnie as an immigrant hiding away.

    • @juliabennett6490
      @juliabennett6490 4 года назад +1

      So no prosecuting Joe tho right >?

    • @worldweary9374
      @worldweary9374 4 года назад +3

      @@juliabennett6490 I know I should ignore the trolls but can’t y’all at least put together a cogent argument instead of just spouting crap? So where are you? Russia? Just curious.

    • @juliabennett6490
      @juliabennett6490 4 года назад

      @@worldweary9374 "World Weary" I'm sure you do make the world weary and your name suits you very well. Actually you are the one acting like a troll because I was asking a question and your only response was to sprout crap ignorance and hate because I asked a question

    • @juliabennett6490
      @juliabennett6490 4 года назад

      @@worldweary9374 The reason I asked the question is because I was a swing voter and after asking questions and trying to see if anyone could put a cogent argument for Biden instead of sprouting crap and reducing to name calling , but you failed to do so.

  • @husqvarna17
    @husqvarna17 4 года назад +230

    “Maybe I’ll leave the country.” Aka running from the law.

  • @dilaraguney
    @dilaraguney 4 года назад +453

    I am begging you.. please.. please upload the weekend update chronologically... please 😭

    • @dalerothauge8151
      @dalerothauge8151 4 года назад +30

      Agreed. Is it really that hard. What is this production 😳

    • @phillbucs
      @phillbucs 4 года назад +39

      I really irks me that they chop up the sketches and post them separate. I would perfer they just post the whole episode and put commercial in it.

    • @ColoringKaria
      @ColoringKaria 4 года назад +3

      You can also just turn to nbc at 11:30 (free) and watch it that way. Have you heard the phrase “beggars can’t be choosers”.

    • @dilaraguney
      @dilaraguney 4 года назад +26

      @@ColoringKaria Has it ocurred to you that some of us may NOT be from the USA and can not watch it on tv? I am only able to watch SNL on RUclips unfortunately...

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 4 года назад +1

      @@ColoringKaria off subject and wrong . think about it , you're watching ads on both .

  • @Janon48
    @Janon48 4 года назад +73

    The crowd was just too young to appreciate that Lexington Steele joke.

    • @TheBea3000
      @TheBea3000 4 года назад +4

      Omg, I know! I howled with laughter!

  • @StoneE4
    @StoneE4 4 года назад +2122

    _“Don’t ever use the word smart with me.”_
    _-Donald Trump_

    • @joaniebowers5231
      @joaniebowers5231 4 года назад +30

      Lol I heard him say that too.

    • @ladybird131
      @ladybird131 4 года назад +43

      When he said it I was like That's the one word that makes him angry?! Smart👀 Bizarre. Just bizarre.....

    • @bwr3rd
      @bwr3rd 4 года назад +14

      He was referring to Sleepy Joe!

    • @perpetualheadache6124
      @perpetualheadache6124 4 года назад +52

      @@bwr3rd What part of ‘me’ do you not understand. That means he’s referring to himself, and while out of context it was a tremendously stupid thing to say.

    • @user-kp5uy8vd8o
      @user-kp5uy8vd8o 4 года назад +56

      @@perpetualheadache6124 English is a hard language for Trump supporters to understand, don't you know

  • @CKibbles
    @CKibbles 4 года назад +113

    I bet Lex Steele never in a million years would have thought he’d be mentioned on SNL LOL

    • @silentriot4327
      @silentriot4327 3 года назад +1

      Do I even want to know who he is?

    • @litoxxlito_axx7318
      @litoxxlito_axx7318 3 года назад +1

      @@silentriot4327 the black Ron Jeremy, without the sexual assaults, for now

    • @Canadas_Very_Own
      @Canadas_Very_Own Год назад

      @@silentriot4327Porn star

  • @dhosea101
    @dhosea101 4 года назад +348

    I wanna apologize to whatever country gets trump because we’re not sending our best and brightest😂😂😂

    • @kaystevens8428
      @kaystevens8428 4 года назад +5

      Thanks for that. I needed to literally lol today. Colin & Che made me smile but your comment brought the laugh.
      I can't decide if I believe he'll leave. On one hand, I think he might to avoid the criminal charges awaiting him. On the other, he never tells the truth about anything so ....
      Just curious -- where do you think he would go? Russia? Saudi Arabia? North Korea? Turkey? To name a few whose interests he placed above America's. Undoubtedly a country that won't extradite him back to answer for his many crimes.

    • @14gears55
      @14gears55 4 года назад

      @@kaystevens8428 perhaps someone can convince him that ADX Florence has a great golf course and is very nice this time of year

    • @juliabennett6490
      @juliabennett6490 4 года назад +1

      @@kaystevens8428 and yes Biden is innocent and not a racist

    • @blakes5827
      @blakes5827 4 года назад

      I have a fully functional anus.

    • @kfleming78
      @kfleming78 4 года назад

      OMG OMG OMG The American Mr Bean!!! omg !!! Imagine being so sheltered & stale in life that you find SNL funny

  • @jdwright.22
    @jdwright.22 4 года назад +21

    “I would’ve lost to the worst candidate ever”
    But so did Hilary

  • @Logan_Baron
    @Logan_Baron 4 года назад +404

    Trump: "If Biden wins I may just leave the country". Hey I'm already sold on Biden, you don't need to keep sweetening the deal.

    • @etiennevcr9276
      @etiennevcr9276 4 года назад +19

      Music to the ears of anybody who’s not an ignorant

    • @realsugar7056
      @realsugar7056 4 года назад +20

      I also saw the cultists saying they would consider leaving if trump lost. If only it were true. Sigh.

    • @melissaj1927
      @melissaj1927 4 года назад +7

      @@realsugar7056 Ha. Except Mexico will build a wall to keep them out. *Gasp* Wait a minute...GENIUS!

    • @gdubsterz1238
      @gdubsterz1238 4 года назад +6

      Only liberals threaten to leave...the problem is they never do.

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 4 года назад +5

      @@realsugar7056 You keep saying cultists, but this is literally what celebrities said when Clinton lost and then it turned out Canada didnt want them 🙃

  • @l3mu3l1
    @l3mu3l1 4 года назад +9

    "Hey don't make promises you can't keep."🤣🤣🤣

  • @nancychandler367
    @nancychandler367 4 года назад +568

    I gotta say it's funny watching the MAGA's singing "Macho Man". I don't think they know the parody. Macho man is about Gay Love... LMAO!!!

    • @etiennevcr9276
      @etiennevcr9276 4 года назад +67

      The guy from the song actually asked the Trump campaign to not use the song and they disrespectfully keep doing what they want. He wanted to sue but financially wasn’t favorable.

    • @givenscommunications6307
      @givenscommunications6307 4 года назад +16

      And I think that COVID 19 Cocktail Of drugs he’s taking is causing Trump to tell on himself!
      Melania Note To Self: Divorce Lawyer Up!

    • @realsugar7056
      @realsugar7056 4 года назад +25

      YEAH ITS A GAY PRIDE SONG. THE CULTISTS HATE GAYS BUT IF THE ORANGE SAYS ITS OK THEY ARE COOL WITH THAT

    • @joelbrooks3198
      @joelbrooks3198 4 года назад +11

      @@realsugar7056 No, it is the muslims who hate gays and vote for Democrats.

    • @Danielson1818
      @Danielson1818 4 года назад +13

      @@joelbrooks3198 Dude. Do you even realize that a spokesperson for the Taliban actually endorsed Trump for being such a great leader? If you want to be xenophobic, racist, bigoted or whatever, you might want to check the news sometimes. Oh, I'm sorry. You guys think it's all fake unless it's FOX, and they are never corrupt.

  • @nateb606
    @nateb606 4 года назад +34

    That's like me saying "I know nothing about Lexington Steele"😂

  • @edinfific2576
    @edinfific2576 4 года назад +368

    Wow! That "Herd Immunity Tour" is a real HIT with Trump supporters!

    • @WillLMC96
      @WillLMC96 4 года назад +7

      WOMENS MARCH, MARXIST BLM RIOTS......the hypocrisy of you idiot leftists is truly stunning.

    • @suecuevas7073
      @suecuevas7073 4 года назад +1

      Trump is out of shape and like 70, the wuhan flu didn’t even make him miss a single day of tweeting. #NothingBurger

    • @bambam7618
      @bambam7618 4 года назад +1

      If a 400 lb. Chris Christie can beat it you can too, just avoid being sent to a nursing home. They are basically concentration camps for the elderly at this point.

    • @suecuevas7073
      @suecuevas7073 4 года назад +2

      @@bambam7618 they have always been somewhere people send their old to be out of sight until they die

    • @robs6661
      @robs6661 4 года назад +2

      No fear the virus. Be prepared with zinc + Vitamin D & sanitation. resistance is good. Fear is bad, the more false reports, the more nocebo effect you have when you get the virus. Incidentally, the death curve is falling sharply --> maybe because of an immunity or a mutation.

  • @Crunchy-nh1yw
    @Crunchy-nh1yw 4 года назад +127

    Actually that was one of those truth slips he makes from time to time. They had better watch him closely or he will flee to Russia with all our national security secrets.

    • @boradis
      @boradis 4 года назад +5

      He already gave them all our security secrets. If he's not the president he's of no use to them. What makes you think Russia would take him?

    • @danhogue7902
      @danhogue7902 4 года назад

      Russians would take him just to have an ex-president in their in their control just a hold over the United States we can't let them have our president come on now I mean he's dumb he would go he would think all is going to be fine going to do me good but know who's going to hold you up like a little b**** PUTIN,PUTIN,PUTIN on the bitch.

    • @bryanrmcnair01
      @bryanrmcnair01 4 года назад

      So Russia paid 10 million to one his sons JUST to meet him???

    • @jackmcandle6955
      @jackmcandle6955 4 года назад

      @@boradis oh they’d take him, even if he can’t pay back the $400 mil. I’m sure Vlad would like to parade him around with a leash just for kicks before he’s sent to the Arctic coast 🥶

    • @patriciacapps1436
      @patriciacapps1436 4 года назад

      Tell the truth and shame the devil 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @FreedomFinanceFun
    @FreedomFinanceFun 4 года назад +125

    He's immune to intelligence

    • @mkspencer88
      @mkspencer88 4 года назад +18

      he tested negative for intelligence.

    • @anthonymays9287
      @anthonymays9287 4 года назад +1

      It doesn't matter , he wouldn't and couldn't catch it from you , Biden or SNL. anyway. 🤣

    • @joelbrooks3198
      @joelbrooks3198 4 года назад +1

      Planned scamdemic

  • @dale8809
    @dale8809 4 года назад +50

    SNL: Lexington Steel
    Me: "Google's Lexington Steel"
    Google image: **********
    Me: holy shit

    • @Mercedes-ni6wk
      @Mercedes-ni6wk 4 года назад +2

      BAHAH SAME I CANT UNSEE WHAT I SAW

    • @filamacan
      @filamacan 4 года назад +3

      He just casually drops his name like everyone knows who Lexington Steele is..."you gon learn today!"

    • @jasminebella4029
      @jasminebella4029 4 года назад +4

      When he said it, I was like "I wonder how many ppl are gonna google him🤔 oh well, I'll see when the comments come🤷".... Thank u for this comment

    • @dale8809
      @dale8809 4 года назад +1

      @@jasminebella4029 haha...yeah

  • @SidMascardo
    @SidMascardo 4 года назад +110

    Don't disrespect Mr. Bean like that haha

    • @etiennevcr9276
      @etiennevcr9276 4 года назад +3

      True, he’s actually smart

    • @NotDingse
      @NotDingse 4 года назад

      @@etiennevcr9276 that’s an understatement

    • @14gears55
      @14gears55 4 года назад +2

      Mr Bean is a national treasure, while Drumpf is a national embarrassment

    • @NotDingse
      @NotDingse 4 года назад

      @Clifford Yawn #votehimout

  • @flyingfox3137
    @flyingfox3137 4 года назад +172

    The phrase" Is this guy for real"comes to mind. Unfortunately, he is for real.

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 4 года назад +2

      not really . all fake emperor with no clothes for any one with eyes and ears . everyone check out sulley sullenbergers' ( hope i got that spelling right ) endorsement for pres . short and to the point .

  • @bpeel20
    @bpeel20 4 года назад +113

    Ché with the Lex Steele reference lol

    • @powderedtoastfacekillah734
      @powderedtoastfacekillah734 4 года назад +29

      Oh they caught it...they just don’t wanna laugh out loud and admit they know who he is

    • @bracketvilletexas
      @bracketvilletexas 4 года назад +4

      no joke what is it? I've never heard about lexington steel???????????????????????????

    • @loridicola627
      @loridicola627 4 года назад +8

      Just googled it. OH! Now I get the joke. LMAO!

    • @c.t.jackson272
      @c.t.jackson272 4 года назад +5

      You have to consider the audience.

    • @jobisjobe5934
      @jobisjobe5934 4 года назад +4

      Not enough freaks in the building

  • @grahamturner1290
    @grahamturner1290 4 года назад +39

    Little known fact : Trump is a Marvel villain.... The Mandarin. Just look at his bank account. And the skin tone.

    • @andrew_z_8547
      @andrew_z_8547 4 года назад +1

      The mandarin was actually half white, even then yellow is not orange 😅

    • @grahamturner1290
      @grahamturner1290 4 года назад +1

      @@andrew_z_8547 good point! I was alluding to the fruit, of course. Yeah, the comparison doesn't bear close inspection. After all, the Marvel Mandarin may be evil, but he is highly intelligent...

  • @ashleyshae
    @ashleyshae 4 года назад +28

    LMAOO NOT LEXINGTON STEELE 😂😂😂

  • @kassieraine110
    @kassieraine110 4 года назад +9

    My grandma loved Remington Steele.

  • @nolananderson4782
    @nolananderson4782 4 года назад +508

    "I lost to the worst candidate in US history," -- Hillary Clinton

    • @blackmagic201
      @blackmagic201 4 года назад +21

      @@hazelmccloy1136 I don't think you understand what election is

    • @thehatefull1761
      @thehatefull1761 4 года назад +12

      @@hazelmccloy1136 your stupid

    • @etiennevcr9276
      @etiennevcr9276 4 года назад +11

      @@blackmagic201 enlighten us

    • @nancychandler367
      @nancychandler367 4 года назад +20

      We are way past due to fix the Electoral System. It's really messed up. It's Not in the Constitution. So, no debate there.

    • @blackmagic201
      @blackmagic201 4 года назад +8

      @@etiennevcr9276 You want me, someone who didn't go to high school, to tell you how elections work in a Constitutional Republic when you have the internet at your fingertips and can look up anything you want at anytime? Are you stupid? Google is a thing ya know.

  • @iscahflyer2003
    @iscahflyer2003 4 года назад +11

    I had to google who Lexington steel was. He was not referring to a steel manufacturer from Lexington.

    • @mutantmaster1
      @mutantmaster1 3 года назад

      To keep my browser history in its lane, what kind of porn/adult thing did he do?

  • @Edu_Kate
    @Edu_Kate 4 года назад +603

    Pay attention America. Trump always tells us his plans and we just laugh at the crazy uncle.
    Yeah, he's going to avoid indictment by skipping the country. MBS, are you ready for him?

    • @nancychandler367
      @nancychandler367 4 года назад +38

      Yes, I believe Trump will skip the Country to avoid prison.

    • @Westindiangyal1111
      @Westindiangyal1111 4 года назад +13

      Trump is not leaving office. Americans think he is just talking crazy when he said he should be president for life or when he said maybe America should be like north korea.

    • @Annie-zd6rn
      @Annie-zd6rn 4 года назад +29

      Well he did tell his crowd of stooges "If I lose to Biden, I'm leaving the U.S. out of humiliation."
      And they really believe that's why he's "leaving" the country. Nahhh Trump is gonna try to slip outta the country to avoid prison.

    • @anthonygeiger5789
      @anthonygeiger5789 4 года назад +12

      Lol! The TDS in this comment section is hilarious. He's not goin to prison. You have to break laws for that to happen which didn't. Biden on the other hand is bought and paid for by china. Its not a Russian disinformation campaign. FBI saying that because

    • @anthonygeiger5789
      @anthonygeiger5789 4 года назад +7

      It was found out they had hunters laptop the whole time and were keeping the truth from the American people

  • @dario6253
    @dario6253 4 года назад +5

    Weekend update is just the best.

  • @misskitty4296
    @misskitty4296 4 года назад +13

    Thanks for the laughs! We all need them right now! ☮️❤️🙏🏻🌎🌍🌏

    • @theomegaman218
      @theomegaman218 4 года назад

      When Trump wins again you’ll feel better ♥️♥️♥️

    • @misskitty4296
      @misskitty4296 4 года назад +1

      I think I will, because I might have to talk to doc about a happy pill! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Ha ha, seriously it’s not all Trump. I don’t blame him for everything, I mean our world is in trouble right now so you know there’s that.

    • @theomegaman218
      @theomegaman218 4 года назад

      @Gregg Noonberg how did you know ?

    • @customerguy8581
      @customerguy8581 4 года назад

      @@theomegaman218 omg you owned the libs so hard right there I am crying into my wife's boyfriends arms rn and literally shaking with rage

  • @elsantavato
    @elsantavato 4 года назад +7

    My dad was in the middle of Googling “Lexington Steele” with my mom in the room when I stopped him at the last second. That was close.

  • @joolsevelyn
    @joolsevelyn 4 года назад +261

    Lots of people in that audience pretending not to know who Lexington Steele is 😂

    • @21DRANKZ
      @21DRANKZ 4 года назад +7

      🤣 i read your comment and was like did i miss that to see it right after

    • @sosamedia1731
      @sosamedia1731 4 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣bro

    • @everythingdibs344
      @everythingdibs344 4 года назад +15

      I looked him up and now my search history looks very confusing.

    • @21DRANKZ
      @21DRANKZ 4 года назад +11

      @@sosamedia1731 if you watch porn you had to come across his name somewhere 🤣

    • @sosamedia1731
      @sosamedia1731 4 года назад +8

      @@21DRANKZ #Facts dudes a legend 🤣🤣 n the black community of porn.

  • @malcolmsaxton2028
    @malcolmsaxton2028 4 года назад +6

    Ha he's not leaving but fleeing

  • @s_p_a_c_e_m_a_n
    @s_p_a_c_e_m_a_n 4 года назад +182

    Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

  • @idrisnewton4552
    @idrisnewton4552 4 года назад +2

    "Lexing Steel" though 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @JoeyJojoJrJr
    @JoeyJojoJrJr 4 года назад +31

    LOL @ referencing Lex Steele...nice.

  • @teresamyers9281
    @teresamyers9281 4 года назад +5

    Colin's smile is really cute!

  • @megaman5125
    @megaman5125 4 года назад +99

    Moment of silence for the men in the audience who laughed at the Lex Steele reference next to their girlfriend/wife and now have to explain it

    • @jayzepickle6637
      @jayzepickle6637 4 года назад +7

      Rip, I didn't know who that was until I googled it. O.o

    • @lanceeverhard6951
      @lanceeverhard6951 4 года назад +19

      Oh, their wives already know.

    • @carlosallen5905
      @carlosallen5905 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mst3k54
      @mst3k54 4 года назад +17

      WAY more awkward for the women who laughed while their husbands went “who?”

    • @inesz.3500
      @inesz.3500 4 года назад +3

      @Omega JNA Good. Stay innocent😂😂

  • @Annie-zd6rn
    @Annie-zd6rn 4 года назад +54

    "THEY SAY" is always his starting lie when he wants his "herd" of sheep to believe him.

    • @sadfaery
      @sadfaery 4 года назад +3

      That and whenever he tells his "Mr." stories (Mr. Trump..., Mr. President...).

    • @suecuevas7073
      @suecuevas7073 4 года назад +2

      You’re calling the people who don’t wear a face diaper over what amounts as a bad flu, just because a gov “expert” said so, those are the sheep? Really?

    • @RyanValizan
      @RyanValizan 4 года назад +2

      Right @@suecuevas7073, those face diapers do nothing. That's why doctors and nurses have worn them in doctors' offices and hospitals around the globe for years. They're trying to catch what shit they can spewing out of your mouth before it enters theirs, I guess.

    • @realsugar7056
      @realsugar7056 4 года назад +1

      No when he says "they say" hes about to say some bs he made up. Its not a lie because in order to be a lie there would have had to be a true fact somewhere.

    • @suecuevas7073
      @suecuevas7073 4 года назад +2

      @@RyanValizan BS. They have a use, this ain’t it.

  • @superque4
    @superque4 4 года назад +120

    Now Vernon Jones HAS to realize he's just a prop to them after the crowd tossed him around like a beach ball at dollar beer night in Fenway Park.

    • @MisssKayy
      @MisssKayy 4 года назад +9

      He's the token tribute since Herman Caine is gone.

    • @YUMLiberalTears
      @YUMLiberalTears 4 года назад +2

      So without any evidence of there being actual racism, you get to make racist comments about black Trump supporters. This is the definition of racism. Being "woke" doesn't change that.

    • @IRex-wm9pd
      @IRex-wm9pd 4 года назад +3

      @@MisssKayy At this rate they are going to lose all their black votes if they keep exposing them to covid at rallies.

    • @someguy1141
      @someguy1141 4 года назад +3

      @@YUMLiberalTears Imagine having the balls to talk about needing evidence when you support Trump lol

    • @patriciacapps1436
      @patriciacapps1436 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @omcorc
    @omcorc 4 года назад +11

    “I may have to leave the country.” Perhaps out of preservation of his freedom. Foreshadowing?

  • @briezzy365
    @briezzy365 4 года назад +28

    Typo, “That’s Rudy” is also on NBC.

  • @RiverHouseFilm
    @RiverHouseFilm 4 года назад +12

    You realize Trump just confessed he is going to a country without any extradition with the US.. LOL

    • @chuyocaca5797
      @chuyocaca5797 4 года назад +1

      he is hiding behind the presidency what's it's gone the SDNY will let the Legal Dogs loose! on the old Orange FOX!@

  • @steelnation5110
    @steelnation5110 4 года назад +24

    Che doesn’t care anymore and I love it lol.

  • @domenicoallegri3935
    @domenicoallegri3935 3 года назад +3

    "Don''t make promises you don't intend to keep". This joke became even better after the Washington coup.

  • @alrightcomeonletsgo
    @alrightcomeonletsgo 4 года назад +33

    A+ for the Lexington Steele reference.

  • @jmisc
    @jmisc 4 года назад +2

    These two are definitely the best SNl has had so far

  • @Kilmoran
    @Kilmoran 4 года назад +22

    You mean Herd Mentality Tour.

  • @shannonthomas6835
    @shannonthomas6835 3 года назад +1

    Love this part of SNL. ( weekend update)

  • @Theomite
    @Theomite 4 года назад +70

    Not that he needs help with it, but Lexington Steele just got bigger tonight.

    • @HughMorris69
      @HughMorris69 4 года назад +3

      Never heard of him nor worth the time to look up either.

    • @mkleejr34
      @mkleejr34 4 года назад +1

      @@HughMorris69 I'm sure President knows all the Porn Stars Male and Female.

    • @mrdenson3101
      @mrdenson3101 4 года назад +5

      @Fecal Matter Yeah, Mandingo is definitely pissed that Lex got acknowledged on main stream media rather than him. But Lex came before him and deserves his legend status 🤓

    • @thegreatestshowonearth7623
      @thegreatestshowonearth7623 4 года назад +3

      Awkward... Men discussing Lexington Steele Dick size me included in the comment section of SNL weekend update segment 2020 has been a crazy year 😆 😆

    • @marcavonevans
      @marcavonevans 4 года назад

      Touché

  • @ViskayaNuebler79
    @ViskayaNuebler79 4 года назад +30

    Trump mentioning leaving the country if he loses is mad sus like he's trying to escape prosecution...

    • @chuyocaca5797
      @chuyocaca5797 4 года назад +1

      #DS you know that when trump says there is corruption he is really talking about himself

  • @Frossyt
    @Frossyt 4 года назад +112

    Hes gonna Leave the country because he is going to jail lmao

    • @sophocles8761
      @sophocles8761 4 года назад +14

      Isn't that what corrupt dictators do? go into exile when they lose power

    • @thehatefull1761
      @thehatefull1761 4 года назад +5

      He's going to lead the country because it's going to be president for another 4 years

    • @fareshajjar1208
      @fareshajjar1208 4 года назад +2

      The DC swamp hates Trump because he will not start any foreign wars. That's how they make money. Trump has kept his promise "No foreign wars". They hate his guts for that.

    • @Pensacola-Handyman
      @Pensacola-Handyman 4 года назад

      Wanna bet???

    • @mrwascallyt9865
      @mrwascallyt9865 4 года назад +1

      " he's gonna flaunt justice and leave the country bec ....." there , glad to help

  • @agrey832
    @agrey832 4 года назад +3

    2:39 I *literally* laughed out loud!!! 💀

  • @bpeel20
    @bpeel20 4 года назад +36

    just a reminder that Colin Jost bagged Scarlet Johansson 🐐

    • @Alvan81
      @Alvan81 4 года назад +6

      Almost in the same league as Al Bundy scoring Four Touchdowns for Polk High!

    • @rockobama3718
      @rockobama3718 4 года назад +1

      Holy sh*t he did

    • @bpeel20
      @bpeel20 4 года назад +8

      @Windigo Jones calm down man it’s just slang. Basically meaning Scarlett Johansson is a great woman and he got her. There’s no malicious intent behind it

  • @RichardServello
    @RichardServello 4 года назад +1

    Please don't leave Colin!!!

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 4 года назад +24

    When t'rump says, "maybe I'll have to leave the country".....I hear, "so which countries don't extradite to the US?"
    🤞 😍😛

    • @cathieludemann5879
      @cathieludemann5879 4 года назад +3

      He might have to hide out in the forests of one of those s***h*** countries he complains about.

    • @editor4578
      @editor4578 4 года назад +2

      @Jesus Christ I like messiahs who don't get crucified.

    • @HjCrawford
      @HjCrawford 4 года назад

      Trump will win again.

  • @mariagradilla296
    @mariagradilla296 4 года назад +1

    This is my go to for accurate news ! 😂

  • @Pseudoplaydo
    @Pseudoplaydo 4 года назад +24

    He literally said: If I lose, Im bailing. He's going to run and hide from conviction.

  • @burningsky23
    @burningsky23 4 года назад +4

    "Oh, you meant canyon? I love those guys!"
    50/50 this really what happened.

  • @cynthialangley7338
    @cynthialangley7338 4 года назад +8

    Thanks for this! SNL telling it like it is!

    • @faithreturns333
      @faithreturns333 4 года назад

      This is pure propaganda! I wish I could be a fly on the wall to watch you disintegrate when all of your Democrat heroes are behind bars because of all of their criminal activity. It's going to be spectacular

    • @Lyaso
      @Lyaso 4 года назад +2

      @@faithreturns333 You don't have enough lightbulbs for your projection.

    • @Quartzquiz333
      @Quartzquiz333 4 года назад

      @@Lyaso You gotta laugh at people who have so much free time that they waste it going off on people just because they disagree with their politics.

  • @thief2801
    @thief2801 4 года назад +1

    "That's Rudy" had me dying 🤣

  • @themripley
    @themripley 4 года назад +27

    Did anyone catch Michael's "you're supposed to be up there Jost" when showing the gallery of NBC sex offenders. Stop trying to cancel Colin, Michael!

  • @flodabest4031
    @flodabest4031 4 года назад +1

    Wow the foreshadowing is too good

  • @edwinserrano1070
    @edwinserrano1070 4 года назад +13

    1:11 "I lost to the worst candidate..." So you lost to yourself???

    • @14gears55
      @14gears55 4 года назад

      He was actually repeating what Hillary said to him in 2016

  • @scottkeator8519
    @scottkeator8519 4 года назад +1

    I laughed way too hard at that c-span joke

  • @top2pear
    @top2pear 4 года назад +18

    Che - "I know nothing about Lexington Steele"
    80% of the male viewership - quietly nods and smirks

  • @garyrasberryjr.552
    @garyrasberryjr.552 4 года назад +1

    The Crosby/Lauer/Trump photo combo was absolutely hilarious. Bet Lorne gets a call from corporate on Monday

  • @dreambig5722
    @dreambig5722 4 года назад +19

    When tRUMP looses does that mean that he really lost to the “worst” candidate? Wouldn’t that mean that tRUMP was the worst candidate and is why he lost?

    • @kay001ish
      @kay001ish 4 года назад

      Don't over think it

    • @russell2996
      @russell2996 4 года назад

      'Trump' your public education failed you.

    • @dreambig5722
      @dreambig5722 4 года назад

      Russell You seem to not be able to see that I am making fun of tRUMP for having the word “rump” in his name. It seems your public education has failed you!

    • @dreambig5722
      @dreambig5722 4 года назад

      Khadija Zeig Thinking is the hardest work, that is why there is so little of it. If tRUMP supporters actually thought while they were in school then they would have grown up to be smarter than they are now and would then see just how stupid tRUMP really is.

  • @elliem.3035
    @elliem.3035 4 года назад +1

    1:30 THIS AGED ✨FANTASTIC✨

  • @gnome5652
    @gnome5652 4 года назад +8

    remember to vote :)

    • @robs6661
      @robs6661 4 года назад

      Vote Bernie Sanders

  • @crazy4doxies440
    @crazy4doxies440 4 года назад

    YES!!! I’ve been waiting for SOMEONE , to say this. And so funny. Thank you.

  • @bogentino541
    @bogentino541 4 года назад +3

    This is even more hilarious now

  • @tweetybird30
    @tweetybird30 4 года назад +1

    I was laughing so hard at their face expressions. They should run the actual news . I enjoy this more than any news I ever watched.

  • @imarkrami6599
    @imarkrami6599 4 года назад +3

    Mom: who's lexington steele
    Everyman: IDK

  • @Steamenginesunited3456
    @Steamenginesunited3456 4 года назад +2

    I'd say this was the best weekend update of the season so far.

  • @MulrySquare
    @MulrySquare 4 года назад +14

    SNL is really missing the mark: "Both candidates are so bad"? A cold open with Biden as doddering? Did anyone there WATCH the Biden town hall? Crude comedy based on lightly re-warmed right wing talking points. What a WASTED opportunity during a perilous moment in US history.

    • @euterpe55
      @euterpe55 4 года назад +4

      I am certain there are some people out there who can be influenced by these kinds of jokes and it is terrifying to think that SNL would take that chance for a few laughs when the stakes are so incredibly high. It's so stupid.

    • @Kaddywompous
      @Kaddywompous 4 года назад +3

      Biden is a historically awful candidate and in the little I watched of the town hall he was doddering. He’s 77. What do you expect? I’m not voting for Biden because he’s a good candidate. It’s ok to be honest about this shit.

    • @eliseintheattic9697
      @eliseintheattic9697 4 года назад +2

      You said it better than I could. I just watched the open and it wasn't that great. Some of the jokes landed, like giving everyone a blanket and warm milk, and even the Mr. Roger's sweater, but portraying him as doddering and forgetful was just stupid. He was sharp as a tack and remembered facts and figures from decades ago and knew details of industries (like fracking) that most of us know nothing about.

    • @juliabennett6490
      @juliabennett6490 4 года назад

      @@euterpe55 I know I feel really conflicted about watching my fav show SNL anymore.

  • @Jane-no3id
    @Jane-no3id 4 года назад +1

    The BEST SNL UPDATE, since Ever!! ❤❤❤

  • @mryul123
    @mryul123 4 года назад +5

    Before he decide to leave the country, he meant flee to Russia. Revoke his passport and send him to prison.

  • @Queen-of-the-Burbs
    @Queen-of-the-Burbs 4 года назад

    Hands down, the most consistently funny part of SNL.

  • @paizurifan5963
    @paizurifan5963 4 года назад +34

    lexington steele, jack napier, shane diesel, dredd and julio gomez!! doesnt get BIGGER

  • @indytherottweiler9002
    @indytherottweiler9002 4 года назад

    They killed this one. I was dying laughing

  • @michaelrief4424
    @michaelrief4424 4 года назад +22

    Hey, I’ve already voted for Biden and now Trump says he’s leaving if he looses.
    How lucky can I get? Maybe this is a sign from the Bookie Gods to Buy a Lottery Ticket?

  • @hiphop4x4
    @hiphop4x4 4 года назад +2

    “What’s the word, starts with a q” 😂😂

  • @chrisspiers6310
    @chrisspiers6310 4 года назад +23

    Everyone needs to vote in the 2020 Presidential Election to remove Trump from Office!🇺🇸

  • @jobisjobe5934
    @jobisjobe5934 4 года назад +1

    My mom did get the Lexington Steele bit and I chose to play dumb too 🤣

  • @yusufabdulle7349
    @yusufabdulle7349 4 года назад +22

    Aah yes the historic figure Lexington Steele

    • @OMGITZQUEZZO187
      @OMGITZQUEZZO187 4 года назад +7

      An Icon

    • @mrdenson3101
      @mrdenson3101 4 года назад +8

      He deserves a Nobel prize for his achievements

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 4 года назад

      I don't know who that is and what he's involved in but I'm guessing it's something nasty LOL

    • @OMGITZQUEZZO187
      @OMGITZQUEZZO187 4 года назад +4

      @@mrdenson3101 he suppressed racism and support interracial couples and doesn’t discriminate what an amazing human being
      I would love that guy as president 2024

    • @yusufabdulle7349
      @yusufabdulle7349 4 года назад +3

      @@kitcobain444 no, you never heard of the civil rights leader Lexington Steele

  • @TrillBelichick
    @TrillBelichick 4 года назад +1

    That Lex Steele line was gold.

  • @Freshness0009
    @Freshness0009 4 года назад +9

    Trump: “i lost to the worst candidate in United States history”
    Hilary: ummmmm....i think i gotchu beat buddy

  • @donnaindigo
    @donnaindigo 4 года назад

    Love those two. Welcome back SNL!

  • @lovablealexa7839
    @lovablealexa7839 4 года назад +14

    He already setting up to go to mother land RUSSIA?! LOL

  • @jerishuntington7202
    @jerishuntington7202 4 года назад +2

    "Don't Make Promises You Don't Intend to Keep"

  • @williamwalcott8808
    @williamwalcott8808 4 года назад +17

    It is frustrating when you fall for and engage in the old "both candidates are bad" Trump is in a league of his own for badness. There is no comparison because Trump is so much worse than we have ever seen before.

    • @HjCrawford
      @HjCrawford 4 года назад

      Trump 2020!!

    • @b4c0n88
      @b4c0n88 4 года назад +2

      ​@logic rules never mind your obvious spelling/grammatical errors, which brings into question your age and ability to vote in this election, but you obviously havent read up on anything about viktor shokin, the 'diamond prosecutors', the fact that biden was trying to remove shokin for NOT prosecuting corruption at burisma, or the metadata that surrounds those emails. hunter probably did sell burisma that he could influence his father but everything that followed, LOGIC suggests that joe was not influenced bc if he was, then biden wouldnt have been looking for the dismissal of shokin for NOT prosecuting burisma. so even if you take into account hunters shady behavior it really only shines a bad light on hunter and not joe as one is not judged on the actions of their children or others. as for the comment you commented on both candidates are bad but one is infinitely less bad than the other and to make sure that's clear, trump is by far the worse candidate

    • @b4c0n88
      @b4c0n88 4 года назад +2

      ​@logic rules so you have no retort for the substance of my content? since we're doing whataboutism should we talk about trump university, sexual misconduct allegations, trump's casino, misusing charity funds, asking another country's prosecutor to open a case up on a political opponent, this list goes on and on but youll turn a blind eye bc joe said he was running for the senate in gaffes old people make all the time (YO-SEMITE, good one donny), at least im competent enough to know which candidate is worse.

    • @b4c0n88
      @b4c0n88 4 года назад

      @logic rules Pepega

    • @juliabennett6490
      @juliabennett6490 4 года назад

      @logic rules thank you

  • @mwatson4970
    @mwatson4970 4 года назад

    One of the best Weekend Update Intro segments in a while. Good job u 2 getting the mojo back!

  • @robertstewart9071
    @robertstewart9071 4 года назад +9

    The worst candidate? He truly is the worst president and candidate.

  • @OutlanderImagination
    @OutlanderImagination 4 года назад +1

    The crowd surfing was actually in Macon, GA.