Lol, maybe that's what we all need. I'm sure 80% of reformed Alcoholic's went back after the Election. I haven't, but I'm damn close. I've been sober since '91, but they reasons not to be is thinning out.
@@micheledonahoe8092 hey, I know this is snl and it's all for fun, but I'm proud of you for going this long, keep it up, I believe in you. I know it's a shit show but you can do it.
The port strike did not help Democrats. My husband's work shut down 2 weeks until they had all parts. They strike 3 days with zero consequence to their wallet and we take 3 weeks to get an unemployment payment. Yeah that was great.
I have a bit of Blackrock that my guy put me into. IIdon't know if I'm OK with that. I saw some article about Blackrock the day after the election and sent it to my kid who is a Wall Street investment banker asking if it was good or bad. He said, Mom, don't worry, all your stuff is going to go through the roof. So, sorry Earl. I don't understand any of it and taught Shakespeare for little money my whole life. But thanks, Mom and Dad, for the money I won't touch and tied up in trusts for my children.
@@21centdregs I have this guy who handles my inheritance. I put it in a trust for my child and don't pay a lot of attention, but I did see Blackrock on one of the statements. Do your own research. I was going to call and say I didn't want to be in that, but then there was an article about Blackrock and something to do with loans and borrowing money. It makes me uneasy. My kid is on Wall Street and knows what is going on and says stay with it for the money. I don't want to benefit from a stock where I don't agree with their level of control of governments and people. That's all. I believe in free speech and a republic. I don't like the money men controlling our thoughts or media. But they do. Norah O'Donnell on CBS is the worst. I am appalled by the things she says, and thinks she has right to. She can believe whatever she wants, but don't preach on the evening news in public. Just present the facts.
Honestly, the R Kelly comment was spot on and I laughed so hard this was well thought out … but then again this is always well thought out for news updates .. 😂😂😂😂 the cocktail added some extra humor sooo good !! Much love to these guys for making us laugh ❤❤
Does anyone ever look at the Constituion of the United States Felon can not hold public office, about time someone reads it Civil and Constitutional Rights of Convicted Felons NCJ Number 103775 Author(s) N Pease Date Published 1984 Length 58 pages Annotation This memorandum reviews State laws denying convicted felons their constitutional or civil rights and discusses whether Alaska could pass a constitutional amendment denying convicted felons such rights. Abstract Most jurisdictions deny convicted criminals specific rights rather than all civil and constitutional rights. The rights most often curtailed include the right to vote and hold public office, employment rights, domestic rights, and financial and contractual rights. State statutes and local ordinances are the traditional means for abridging the rights of convicted criminals. Alaska statutes currently suspend the civil rights of criminals sentenced to the State penitentiary during their prison and parole terms.
@@PhilFeedback Hopefully it won't take 4 years to deprogram you. Things that reacted positive to the news that Trump won the presidency: the stock market, the crypto market and the actions of world leaders. Wishing you better mental health.
One of DonOLD's greatest lies along with the con of signing in P2025 and wanting to bring about an economic destruction along with muskrate, lutkin and bured nose billionaires loyal to trump. Coward is more like it. Didn't have the cojones, but looking at his child size hands no wonder.
Ha ha it'll only affect babies, children, the elderly, and people with immunity disorders. At least he'll help with the out of control overpopulation. Just like Covid!
Oh no having to pay agricultural workers more, what a tragedy! Wait our not higher wages for the working class something the left has been going on about for ages?
@@Otis-vx2kv oh no? What about all the people dying of roe v wade abortion bans? I mean, deporting millions of people just because a couple commit crimes is pretty much the textbook definition of what the nazis and soviets did to ethnic minorities
I really hope your right, but truth is there probably won't be, no matter what happens Magats won't blame Trump he is there god they'll just say it's a conspiracy to hurt Trump and America or something.
Trump actually wanted to shut SNL down when he was president last time. Told his voters/fans to stop watching this show. He don't have the power to shut a tv show down. He was just a whiny lil brat then. Hopefully not anymore. I don't understand why people like whiny brats, especially if they want to be POTUS
I am here to concur with my fellow viewers when I say, "I'm sure yours is coming soon, Earl!" is the best line, delivery, and thing to come out of this election.
The Democratic vacuum machine. The lobbying money has drifted left. You're going on old assumptions, and tactics. It's also why your saying is from the 1980's.
'But I'm sure yours is coming soon, EARL!' had me on the floor. That is so true. Shopping yesterday morning, had to listen to a lady insist her favorite *imported* British tea would drop in price soon, so staff should just give her a big discount now.😅 Like, lady, nothing imported is dropping in price!
@@jeff2572 that's not how any of this works. That's called deflation, and is a sign of a recession, not a thriving economy. inflation is 2.1% now, unemployment is at 4% and GDP is at 3.4%. Stock market is at record highs, MAnufacturing jobs are up and the infrastructure is being rebuilt. Now, how long before Trump takes credit for all that growth and claims it for his own, and the rubes buy into it? you know you will. I wouldn't expect anyone that voted for trump to understand basic economics though. I'm sure you think China pays for the tariffs though right? No, we pay for them. Did you also know that the price of housing increased 37% under Trump and the stock market began to drop during his presidency? That he left with less jobs than he started with? Are you even paying attention or did you vote with your feelings?
I don’t think you quite understand the difference, Trump voters voted for him on the premise that the government would take less of their money, not on the premise that the government would give them more of someone else’s
@@allthenewsordeath5772 Oh right. How did that work out during Trump's first go-around? Taking EVEN LESS of billionaire's money, that's how. This time it'll be tariffs, and we can all enjoy the inflationary fallout. Peachy keen.
@@allthenewsordeath5772 "Trump voters voted for him on the premise that the government would take less of their money, not on the premise that the government would give them more of someone else's." Well, if what you say is true, then they were mistaken in their premise. Trump's tax cuts to the richest people of our nation have already added 7 to 8 TRILLION dollars to the deficit. He will double down on that and shrink their share of tax payments even further. (Or at least he promises to.) Your grandchildren and great grandchildren will inherit this debt. His government will give his friends THEIR $$$. In other words, your descendants are the "someone else" in your statement.
Che drinking his way through Weekend Update this week with barely contained contempt for America is totally understandable. I don't know how they even managed to do this segment, I don't think I could have brought the comedy.
Trump's the dumbest piece of sh^t ever to fall ass backwards into the presidency. The only people on Earth *dumber* than Trump are the people who voted for him. Yeah, you guys. Just like last time, you're not gonna actually get anything you asked for - but here's betting you'll still think he's just great at the end... assuming he makes it 4 years.
@@chriskeith5742 Obama had to fix Bush's mess, Trump didn't screw up that recovery but did set a landmine for when maximum tax cuts for the rich would occur during the next admin, so Biden had to fix Trump's mess. See you in 2028 when the Dems will be called to fix Trump's mess once again.
@@caedrewan Elon is already getting the chumps ready by messaging the economic collapse they are planning on engineering. Stock up on ammo, medicine, food, and potable water while you still can.
I honestly hope not. They don't even know what they voted for, it's insane. I hope the next few years are the more boring and forgettable on record. We are all in the same boat here. That being said, if it does get bad, it's also gonna feel so sickenly nice to say "I told you so."
Considering the flaming dumpster fire that we got with the Democrats (you're directly to blame for every major issue today). Anything is better than you.
"We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist." ~ James Baldwin
got a policy, never ever ever ever ever ever associate with anybody that would wear NIKE product. That includes Converse, since NIKE owns Converse. I think anybody that would wear their products is either a bad person, or uninformed.
This is false. Look at the map of the electorate and how they voted. And keep in mind, rural includes your farmers who feed the country. As Sanders said, the Democrats have abandoned the working class.
@@The_k1d206 Because we don't live in 2017 anymore and the costs of goods and services have gone up for all of human history over time. We recovered better than any other nation economically since Trump left us with Covid. Turn on your brain.
Last I checked the president who started dismantling tariffs in the US was Ronald Reagan, and lefties still hate him. Tariffs were actually the primary means of funding the US government until Woodrow Wilson came up with the income tax, reason 586 to hate Woodrow Wilson by the way.
Tariffs don't cause inflation. Inflation is devaluation of the dollar, which is caused by central bank policy. Trump has promised to lower the interest rate... THAT is the big lever that increases inflation. When the Reagan administration halted the 1970s inflation, the way they did that was by cranking the interest rate up to a horrible level. People hated it, but it fixed the problem, and satisfaction with the economy was through the roof after the first term. I fear Trump supporters are expecting that result to come from his policy of doing the opposite.
You wish it were! In that movie, you have a populace who suffer from an intellectual deficiency, through no fault of their own. And what do they do when they encounter the smartest person in the country? They immediately put him in charge of fixing their problems. On the other hand, the incoming administration seems hellbent on doing the exact opposite, that is, to deliberately fill up their cabinet with the most unqualified, incompetent and malignant people they can find.
@@The_k1d206Dumbest thing posted in these comments. Just ignoring the global pandemic and supply chain crisis eh? Biden and Harris prevented a recession and got inflation under control compared to the rest of the world. Ignoring context makes for bad logic. The sad thing is, just like Obama had the economy and jobs rocking and Trump took credit, now the same thing will happen again. Bad human being. Worse president.
@@The_k1d206 Babe maybe if him and RFK are lucky we can have another pandemic that drives global inflation up only to have a dem come in office and get it back down to 2% only to have Americans go that sucked so let's blame the guy that just spend years fixing it and go back to where we were. Meanwhile the GOP is currently having an existential crisis because they're trying to avoid inflationary spending because it'll be bad if we go back, but most of what Trump promised increases inflationary spending. You can look this up by the way. FFs I wish I could get Che's drink.
@@russellchastain841 Is that why Hamas called for an end to the war, Putin wants to talk to Trump about Ukraine and China has called for a peaceful co-existence with America? Trump, making American strong again! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@@UJB123 and that sign was there long before Trump, I kind of doubt aliens would be able to see a descernable difference in our planet based on who is in charge at any given time "Look what they're doing to each other, imagine what they would do to US!"
This episode almost felt Norm-esc from Collin’s perspective. He just let those jokes hang to the tune of a blank look into the camera regardless of the reaction he got
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I work at a liquor store. Alcohol sales this weekend increased by 250%
lol
I'm sure. But how much was champagne 🍾?
Yeah people needing to drown their sorrows.
We're ALL gonna be like alcoholic russki's now!!
@kayfitzgerald309 just the minority ultra libs
When Che brings out the alcohol you know he aint gonna let anything bother him
IIRC, the last time he did that on Weekend Update was when the pandemic was found in the US.
Everything he said was spot on. I was shocked the dems settled for Harris instead of trying a different candidate sooner. Democrats have no balls.
Lol, maybe that's what we all need. I'm sure 80% of reformed Alcoholic's went back after the Election. I haven't, but I'm damn close. I've been sober since '91, but they reasons not to be is thinning out.
@@micheledonahoe8092 hey, I know this is snl and it's all for fun, but I'm proud of you for going this long, keep it up, I believe in you. I know it's a shit show but you can do it.
@emilyfarley1525 Absolutely. You too.
“I’m sure yours is coming soon EARL” has gotta be the funniest thing said yet
And so true! There is going to be a shock to the voters who were bamboozled.
Thats just it!
The port strike did not help Democrats. My husband's work shut down 2 weeks until they had all parts. They strike 3 days with zero consequence to their wallet and we take 3 weeks to get an unemployment payment. Yeah that was great.
@@michellemattocks4888 Your husband works for Democrats?
Working class felt abandoned by democrats and switched sides. They gotta learn from this before it's too late
"So far ahead that they put in Bronny" is nasty work!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
My nephew used to play against him in Ohio pay to play. Back in like U14. Bronny was not impressive.
Too funny 😂😄😁
@@PS_testing321... oh that's even funnier. Imagine being his teammates knowing he sucks and is still being played like he's a star.
Love Che keeps sipping the whiskey like drunk uncle
Its cringe as hell
Che should have said colin plays the alter boy while scarlet plays the pastor with a strap. On
@@nickhess1702Tell us you're white without telling us you're white
I don't blame him.
I imagine quite a few people have been doing that these past couple of days
I still can’t get over ‘I’m sure yours is coming soon, EARL’-definitely the funniest moment!
I was hoping it would been "way to go earl, you done f*cked all 340 million of us in one night".
Fr!
Yeah, well it also includes anyone with a 401K or an IRA or any investment.
I was happy.
@@MooKyTigyou get crumbs while you're being robbed blind and you're happy. Think about that.
@@gjm112You just described how people felt the past four years.
There was a stark level of sadness the episode after 2016. Now there’s just complete contempt.
Right??
As it should be 😂
I hope the Dems actually just get pissed and stop being cautious. Come out swinging after the rebuild year.
I prefer it honestly. This is who America is. This confirmed it.
Trump is the real deal
I love Michael Che!!! "Im sure yours is coming, Earl." lmao!!
Michael Che is so amazing in this, that’s been me all week. Needed these laughs.
Most definitely.
That's heartwarming
It's too soon. I can't laugh about this stuff while I'm still busy trying to deport myself before they do it for me.
Good thing you get the peace and prosperity that comes with it.
Cry some more
"I'm sure yours is coming, Earl." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have a bit of Blackrock that my guy put me into. IIdon't know if I'm OK with that. I saw some article about Blackrock the day after the election and sent it to my kid who is a Wall Street investment banker asking if it was good or bad. He said, Mom, don't worry, all your stuff is going to go through the roof. So, sorry Earl. I don't understand any of it and taught Shakespeare for little money my whole life. But thanks, Mom and Dad, for the money I won't touch and tied up in trusts for my children.
@@PS_testing321...what??? i think i have an inkling of what is going on in your comment, but im really not sure.
@@21centdregs I have this guy who handles my inheritance. I put it in a trust for my child and don't pay a lot of attention, but I did see Blackrock on one of the statements. Do your own research. I was going to call and say I didn't want to be in that, but then there was an article about Blackrock and something to do with loans and borrowing money. It makes me uneasy. My kid is on Wall Street and knows what is going on and says stay with it for the money. I don't want to benefit from a stock where I don't agree with their level of control of governments and people. That's all. I believe in free speech and a republic. I don't like the money men controlling our thoughts or media. But they do. Norah O'Donnell on CBS is the worst. I am appalled by the things she says, and thinks she has right to. She can believe whatever she wants, but don't preach on the evening news in public. Just present the facts.
Overall pretty funny, but Che still in denial that the rest of the country saw right through those bs convictions.
@@Vinny.XI don’t even really get the argument. I don’t have much but my portfolio grew 5% in a couple days, definitely a noticeable amount of money.
My only consolation this election cycle is that the quality of Weekend Update dark humor will go up by 27% over the next four years.
You think Trump will only stick around for 4 years??
And the prices of everything will go down and the wars around the world ending.. you know.. the reason he won.
He will cancel SNL...as he said he would about anyone who says anything bad about him will be canceled ...welcome to state run t.v.
America.....F.U.
truck a Fump ! Repeatedly .
We never had to cheat. You did all the campaigning for us.
Honestly, the R Kelly comment was spot on and I laughed so hard this was well thought out … but then again this is always well thought out for news updates .. 😂😂😂😂 the cocktail added some extra humor sooo good !! Much love to these guys for making us laugh ❤❤
Does anyone ever look at the Constituion of the United States Felon can not hold public office, about time someone reads it Civil and Constitutional Rights of Convicted Felons
NCJ Number 103775
Author(s)
N Pease
Date Published 1984
Length 58 pages
Annotation
This memorandum reviews State laws denying convicted felons their constitutional or civil rights and discusses whether Alaska could pass a constitutional amendment denying convicted felons such rights.
Abstract
Most jurisdictions deny convicted criminals specific rights rather than all civil and constitutional rights. The rights most often curtailed include the right to vote and hold public office, employment rights, domestic rights, and financial and contractual rights. State statutes and local ordinances are the traditional means for abridging the rights of convicted criminals. Alaska statutes currently suspend the civil rights of criminals sentenced to the State penitentiary during their prison and parole terms.
I mean its not like he can use the money from the song royalties anymore lol.
LOL, THE SHOW HAS BEEN GARBAGE SINCE THE 90S
If white people can elect their felon, I can dance to mine 😂😂😂
No way they copied Tiktok with the blue comment
Che drinking whiskey the whole sketch is just perfect.
Too dark to be whiskey, that’s cognac lol
No way bro is the only black guy to go back to the Democrats after voting Trump in 2016.
@@McP1mpinmmm nn
in other news, congrats to my therapist for securing another 4 year contract with me.
@@PhilFeedback Hopefully it won't take 4 years to deprogram you. Things that reacted positive to the news that Trump won the presidency: the stock market, the crypto market and the actions of world leaders. Wishing you better mental health.
Another 4 years for what? Biden as POTUS didn’t help either?
@@Positiveenergy68
Sure, come back to your comment in a year and see how good things are.
@@raymondalbo1933Better than world war 3 with Kamala the joke.
@@raymondalbo1933 and what do you think it will be like in a year?
The writers of this show are salty af right now 😂😂
Rfk has already gone wild on “medicine” when he got arrested for taking heroin on a plane
You know they have set up TDS hotlines to cope I suggest you call.
He took Scarlett Johansson on a plane?
Don’t hate
He’s a complete mess. Didn’t even have the support of his own family, that should tell us something.
That's HEROIN...
That "golden years of America" joke was underrated!
Golden acutually lol
I think it hit too deep... all I could do was nod
One of DonOLD's greatest lies along with the con of signing in P2025 and wanting to bring about an economic destruction along with muskrate, lutkin and bured nose billionaires loyal to trump.
Coward is more like it. Didn't have the cojones, but looking at his child size hands no wonder.
@@jenniferslater7187 Same, way too real to laugh it's just true
I was hoping they'd refer to that incident of the golden fountain that happened in Russia!
I’ve been drinking since Tuesday too so Cheers Che 🥃 let’s toast to Earl! 😂
I FW Earl, I bet he is a fun guy and can fix shit
@@MrLbsrdi Just like the one elected
I've been sober since '91, but I'm finding only one reason to start again. My family is gone, so why the he'll not. Trump won't care, so why not.
BTW, what's wrong with Musk's tie, he looks like a little kid.
You been drinking under Biden too Sep you paid more.Dont blame you alcoholism on Trump.
I genuinely hope Che's really drinking and just being himself. He's all of us.
3:15 *”let RFK Jr ‘go wild on medicine.’”*
I laughed out loud, then immediately said “oh, f*ck” because I forgot how serious that is.
You should go wild in a medicine cabinet
He got a lot of people killed in Samoa on his test run, so he's all set for the big show now
I bet everything you know about RFK is from the MSM...
@@nyjsackexchange unless you’re a licensed doctor, you shouldn’t be suggesting prescription medication to people. 💊
Ha ha it'll only affect babies, children, the elderly, and people with immunity disorders. At least he'll help with the out of control overpopulation. Just like Covid!
That Golden Hour joke was DARK.
Hey, can you explain the joke lol i didnt get it
@@ronweasley4096 meaning at the sunset of life. Getting older & closer to death.
@@ronweasley4096 Could also be a reference to sundowning, common with dementia.
@@ronweasley4096 watch a sun rise and a sunset & think about how the colors of everything are different.
I guess no one is going to explain the joke.
There's gonna be a whole lot of buyers remorse when people realize who picks the strawberries and people figure out what a tariff is
Very trivial issues that can easily be rectified .unfortunately not the case for the family of Laken Riley
Oh no having to pay agricultural workers more, what a tragedy!
Wait our not higher wages for the working class something the left has been going on about for ages?
@@Otis-vx2kv and what about the million people who died because trump didnt take covid seriously?
@@Otis-vx2kv oh no? What about all the people dying of roe v wade abortion bans? I mean, deporting millions of people just because a couple commit crimes is pretty much the textbook definition of what the nazis and soviets did to ethnic minorities
I really hope your right, but truth is there probably won't be, no matter what happens Magats won't blame Trump he is there god they'll just say it's a conspiracy to hurt Trump and America or something.
I love when Michael brings out a drink. 😂😂
Appreciate these two with the jokes and giving us laugher. Here's hoping they stick around.
When Trump goes in power 100% say goodbye to these shows.
Trump can take jokes @@falconeshield
Trump actually wanted to shut SNL down when he was president last time. Told his voters/fans to stop watching this show. He don't have the power to shut a tv show down. He was just a whiny lil brat then. Hopefully not anymore. I don't understand why people like whiny brats, especially if they want to be POTUS
He was in power for 4 years! Did you really forgot?@@falconeshield
@@cindiserrahn6834 you mean like the View, ABC, MNSBC and others told us he's Hitler?
“That’s it, I’m listening to Rkelly again” 😂😂😂
I am here to concur with my fellow viewers when I say, "I'm sure yours is coming soon, Earl!" is the best line, delivery, and thing to come out of this election.
I’m glad the cast of snl will be living under another trump presidency for at least the next 4 years.
And then whoever Trump endorses. After what Biden and Harris have done, I don’t see a Democrat winning for a very long time.
Solid Bronny joke 😂
Facts!!!
Must be tough for him seeing it on SNL😂😂
😂😂😂😂imagine next election newsom polling so bad they pull a biden-harris and put bronny in as the nominee instead😂😂😂
At least we have these two to narrate for us as the world burns.
Right after the craze of our lives.
It's burning now because of your president
Trump will fix this country, just wait you'll see.
Unless trump cancels the show
@@theyearwas1473 It's burning now under your guy
The billionaires probably still can't believe people fell for it. It's not trickle down, it's vacuum up.
The billionaires are mostly democrats
gonna steal that phrase cos it sums it up, don't it
"Vacuum up" is brilliant friend!!
You know millionaires/billionaires got richer under Clinton, Obama and Biden right? the rich always get richer.
The Democratic vacuum machine. The lobbying money has drifted left. You're going on old assumptions, and tactics. It's also why your saying is from the 1980's.
Congratulations! SNL will have a TON of material for the next 4-years.🎉
I’ve been drunk for three days straight hahaa
when the MAGA trolls said "cope harder" you said, "don't hold my beer"
You guys are just finding reasons to get drunk. Bums.
Highly relatable.
Ditto
@runronnierun7213 actually, watch both, look at their sources and come to your own conclusion.
HE DID IT!! HE BROUGHT BACK THE WHISKEY 🥃
And a convict for president…lol
Guess I picked the wrong two decades to get sober.
Well.... and bit necessary i would say.....
Apple juice
Airport rules for the next 4 years: If you want a drink at 5am, you do you. ~ A TikTok post
Michael Che’s face expressions are the funniest!
2:46 made me laugh out loud
'But I'm sure yours is coming soon, EARL!' had me on the floor. That is so true. Shopping yesterday morning, had to listen to a lady insist her favorite *imported* British tea would drop in price soon, so staff should just give her a big discount now.😅 Like, lady, nothing imported is dropping in price!
I have read comments saying that on January 20, 2025 prices will come down to where they were before 2020. Yeah, right. 🙄😵💫
@@gidmalu These people are so ignorant. It really is the cult of Trump. Pathetic.
Oh I doubt it's going to drop that soon, it's going to take a little while to repair the damage done over the last 4 years. Hang in there ma'am!
@@jeff2572 that's not how any of this works. That's called deflation, and is a sign of a recession, not a thriving economy. inflation is 2.1% now, unemployment is at 4% and GDP is at 3.4%. Stock market is at record highs, MAnufacturing jobs are up and the infrastructure is being rebuilt. Now, how long before Trump takes credit for all that growth and claims it for his own, and the rubes buy into it? you know you will. I wouldn't expect anyone that voted for trump to understand basic economics though. I'm sure you think China pays for the tariffs though right? No, we pay for them. Did you also know that the price of housing increased 37% under Trump and the stock market began to drop during his presidency? That he left with less jobs than he started with? Are you even paying attention or did you vote with your feelings?
@@jeff2572oh sweetie…
Dont worry rural Pensilvania, your money are coming soon 😂😂😂
I don’t think you quite understand the difference, Trump voters voted for him on the premise that the government would take less of their money, not on the premise that the government would give them more of someone else’s
@@allthenewsordeath5772 Oh right. How did that work out during Trump's first go-around? Taking EVEN LESS of billionaire's money, that's how. This time it'll be tariffs, and we can all enjoy the inflationary fallout. Peachy keen.
@@commontater8630 lies ^^
@@Lpl-n2h Oh really. That's all you've got to say? 'Lies' ? Get serious.
@@allthenewsordeath5772 "Trump voters voted for him on the premise that the government would take less of their money, not on the premise that the government would give them more of someone else's." Well, if what you say is true, then they were mistaken in their premise. Trump's tax cuts to the richest people of our nation have already added 7 to 8 TRILLION dollars to the deficit. He will double down on that and shrink their share of tax payments even further. (Or at least he promises to.) Your grandchildren and great grandchildren will inherit this debt. His government will give his friends THEIR $$$. In other words, your descendants are the "someone else" in your statement.
“You’re not really a catholic unless you survived being an alter boy”? I’m crying from lmao.
Very unfunny
Now remember, President Trump is your President
Who's laughing now, loser
Very bigoted by SNL. But what do you expect of Satanists
That joke was in very poor taste.
It was so true! Plus, Vance is connected to Opus Dei which is crazy stuff.
Now do Islam, luberal.
Nice to see they poked fun at BOTH sides! 😂
Che drinking his way through Weekend Update this week with barely contained contempt for America is totally understandable. I don't know how they even managed to do this segment, I don't think I could have brought the comedy.
No contempt. Just humor. Why contempt?
@@scholes100 Do you not see the look of disgust on his face? Come on now.
I doubt che is really concerned about a election and wouldn't try and guess who he voted for .because he's a ACTOR
@@Otis-vx2kvWow what a dumb comment. I can guess who you voted for.
Che is demonstrating precisely what Bernie Sanders said .. the Democrats have abandoned the working class and are paying for it.
"First convicted felon" 🤣🤣🤣
Well done, America, _what_ an achievement! 🤣
My sentiments exactly. We showed the rest of the world how stupid we are.
You'd rather have the lost, cackling hyena? She was just another muppet for Obama, like the witless wonder sitting in the office now.
@@TheRmjr Just remember, he WON the POPULAR vote as well.... That means, democrats, republicans, and independents voted for him.
@@TheRmjr or just uninformed.
The US elected a criminal before a woman. What a joke of a country
oh, how the turns table .. 😂😂
That’s not how you say it
Che yeah Che is my spirit animal 😅 Whiskey is definitely warranted 😅
Saw a whiteboard from Wednesday morning:
*HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN*
*I MEAN GOOD MORNING*
LOL, love it!
AMERICA WINS
more like: LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!
@@Michael-uc2pn Nah.
My whiteboard says “wokeism is dead”
Don’t forget. He’s also the oldest president now. I hope he’s reminded of that daily.
So? the problem with Biden is he clearly has dementia.
Wrong, Biden is. Trump will end up beating him though, assuming he lives long enough.
Does anyone think that trump will start becoming self actualized at 78?
Aww the kid toucher thinks he did something 😅
@@iyamwhatiyam547 Nope, just more senile and demented. Maybe he'll get that long-overdue stroke.
1:04 Best line of the night!
I love this show watching since a very young little girl 1976
1976, three years after Roe V Wade was passed as the law of the land. Do you get that WE are the joke now.
Me too!!
Man, I can’t believe Che made all those Trump jokes. That’s C-H-E, by the way
Trump's the dumbest piece of sh^t ever to fall ass backwards into the presidency. The only people on Earth *dumber* than Trump are the people who voted for him. Yeah, you guys. Just like last time, you're not gonna actually get anything you asked for - but here's betting you'll still think he's just great at the end... assuming he makes it 4 years.
amazing callback, you get a gold star 😭
Why? Making dork jokes about liberal politics is what gets nerd liberal seals excited and applauding.
Ah yess I love trying to laugh while the universe pours ice water down my back. Why isn’t it stopping. Why am I so cold.
Oh damn hambone this is too real
Without a husband to keep you warm that happens
Winter is here.
@@MrLbsrdiYet you’re so sad & lonely that you spend hours trolling on RUclips comments.
bro is getting supermanned by the universe ☠
I'm relieved that we've been unburdened by what has been.
You guys found the perfect middle ground in this discussion. It was informed, non offensive 🙄 and truthful without being preachy 👏🏿 😉
Please, the economy was fine under Trump and has been a train wreck the last 4 years.
Americans are happy to turn the page back.
@@chriskeith5742 Obama had to fix Bush's mess, Trump didn't screw up that recovery but did set a landmine for when maximum tax cuts for the rich would occur during the next admin, so Biden had to fix Trump's mess. See you in 2028 when the Dems will be called to fix Trump's mess once again.
@chriskeith5742 ruclips.net/video/qepwGPgJyF0/видео.htmlsi=LzAyr7RMA0V_TrgL.
Best monologue of the night😂😂😂. Thanks so much Colin & Michael, it truly was needed.
No it wasn't. America won
Delightful from start to end i laughed so has at the R kelly joke it was wild.
Lol, really? That was a funny? The state of modern comedy is very funny indeed
Laugh while you can. Trump promised to jail these people. The American people will let him.
Well done SNL, across the board. Everyone got it.
He's going to fleece them. And they're going to cheer him for it.
I hope they get every last thing they voted for.
thanks!
@@caedrewan Elon is already getting the chumps ready by messaging the economic collapse they are planning on engineering. Stock up on ammo, medicine, food, and potable water while you still can.
I honestly hope not. They don't even know what they voted for, it's insane. I hope the next few years are the more boring and forgettable on record. We are all in the same boat here.
That being said, if it does get bad, it's also gonna feel so sickenly nice to say "I told you so."
Bro got the TDS😂😂😂
Considering the flaming dumpster fire that we got with the Democrats (you're directly to blame for every major issue today). Anything is better than you.
"Everything turns golden when the sun sets on it" is dark and factual as f
FR
Just glad we aren’t being run by puppets who can’t even do an impromptu speech🎉🥳
@@itssenseiyadigg I'm sorry you fall for Russian propaganda. People in the 80s were clever in general.
Laughing so hard, so I don't cry. And can someone fill Che's glass? His glass is almost empty!
Yup, that's lots of us. Let's all refill each other's glasses, so we can get through the next 4 years. OMG.
@@aprilm9551cheers to Trump and cheers to Vance😂
"We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist."
~ James Baldwin
Can’t stop thinking about the fact that Colin Jost is wearing converse on the bottom of his suit
I notices the same from the cold open lol!
They are good, comfortable shoes...
got a policy, never ever ever ever ever ever associate with anybody that would wear NIKE product. That includes Converse, since NIKE owns Converse. I think anybody that would wear their products is either a bad person, or uninformed.
Dr. J-ost
@@chrisgullett4332the electronic device you’re watching this on was made by unpaid children too… get off your high horse
Realizing we were relying on rural America…explains a lot
This is false. Look at the map of the electorate and how they voted. And keep in mind, rural includes your farmers who feed the country. As Sanders said, the Democrats have abandoned the working class.
I mean its the electoral college what do you expect lol
What a condescending remark….no wonder you were voted out.
No, you were relying on urban America to relate to someone who went to a prep school in Montreal
What a rude remark
Che nailed it. Earl ain't gettin' shit but higher prices for everything.
Pity so many others will suffer for Earl's foolishness.
Why would prices get higher when prices were lower when Trump was in officer. Turn off the Rachel Maddow
@@The_k1d206 Because we don't live in 2017 anymore and the costs of goods and services have gone up for all of human history over time. We recovered better than any other nation economically since Trump left us with Covid. Turn on your brain.
@@The_k1d206 Because that was before COVID? If you think prices are going back to pre-COVID levels you are truly one of god's special children,
@@JamesEvans2023Don’t bother, we’re all going to see how stupid this decision was in the next couple of years and be ready for the ish to hit the fan!
@@The_k1d206actual baby brain logic. Go learn what a tariff is dummy.
Always my favorite part of SNL
Still feels like a completely insane nightmare. Enjoy the inflation when he starts his “tariff” shit.
We’re already enjoying the “inflation”. That’s why the Dems lost.
No kidding. Some companies are already bracing for it. Hopefully, someone is able to stop the Imp from doing it.
He doesn't have to start because Biden kept the Tariffs in place
Last I checked the president who started dismantling tariffs in the US was Ronald Reagan, and lefties still hate him.
Tariffs were actually the primary means of funding the US government until Woodrow Wilson came up with the income tax, reason 586 to hate Woodrow Wilson by the way.
Tariffs don't cause inflation. Inflation is devaluation of the dollar, which is caused by central bank policy. Trump has promised to lower the interest rate... THAT is the big lever that increases inflation. When the Reagan administration halted the 1970s inflation, the way they did that was by cranking the interest rate up to a horrible level. People hated it, but it fixed the problem, and satisfaction with the economy was through the roof after the first term. I fear Trump supporters are expecting that result to come from his policy of doing the opposite.
Things turn golden when the sun is setting on them dark science joke 😂
Che doing sips of scotch on the job, hilarious!
Hello dear ❤ 🌹
I needed that ‘Earl joke’. Oh…..and the Xanax one omg!! 😱
We need your guys humor now more then ever, thank you!
Because a healthy economy, energy independence and a peaceful world make you sad? 🤔
@ a rapist felon in rapid mental decline at the head of my country does
@@Positiveenergy68 If you're trying to audition for SNL you'll need better jokes then that.
@@Positiveenergy68 And you'll do your part, right, on the peaceful world side to not antagonize groups that are targeted and vulnerable, correct?
@ we'll get them therapy so that they can cope with life.
“Prosecutor loses to a felon” 😂😂😂
And that’s funny to you. Just wait until you taste Donnie’s economics in two years.
@ he was already president in 2016 while we know Harris was vice president in 2020 and we the American people saw the difference…. Now cry!
@@SVUE-jj9jcwhy would a prosecutor understand economics ?
@@SVUE-jj9jc no one wants to taste anything from him, that's why he was convicted of sexual assault!
@@kkandola9072 We sure know a man who went bankrupt six times doesn't.
I asked a Fortune Teller what the next 4 years might look like.
She sipped whiskey and said
"Watch Idiocracy, again that'll be close enough"
Lets just hope its 4 years and not more....
You wish it were!
In that movie, you have a populace who suffer from an intellectual deficiency, through no fault of their own. And what do they do when they encounter the smartest person in the country? They immediately put him in charge of fixing their problems.
On the other hand, the incoming administration seems hellbent on doing the exact opposite, that is, to deliberately fill up their cabinet with the most unqualified, incompetent and malignant people they can find.
Yep that’s about right
Biden ruined the country
Man you know it's bad when Fortune Tellers are like "your fucked my friend"
I love how Lorne literally lets these guys say and do anything 😭
If they said they love Trump they'd be fired.
The good old US of A, where every election turns into an SNL skit…
The good ol USA when folks could afford to live 4 years ago. How dare we go back
Oh we're going back all right. Back to humans being property of the state, congratulations you idiot.
@@The_k1d206Dumbest thing posted in these comments. Just ignoring the global pandemic and supply chain crisis eh? Biden and Harris prevented a recession and got inflation under control compared to the rest of the world. Ignoring context makes for bad logic. The sad thing is, just like Obama had the economy and jobs rocking and Trump took credit, now the same thing will happen again. Bad human being. Worse president.
@@The_k1d206 Babe maybe if him and RFK are lucky we can have another pandemic that drives global inflation up only to have a dem come in office and get it back down to 2% only to have Americans go that sucked so let's blame the guy that just spend years fixing it and go back to where we were. Meanwhile the GOP is currently having an existential crisis because they're trying to avoid inflationary spending because it'll be bad if we go back, but most of what Trump promised increases inflationary spending. You can look this up by the way. FFs I wish I could get Che's drink.
@@The_k1d206 yeah, keep living in fantasy land.
Che seems like he's running on fumes at this point 😂.
"Show me the man, and I'll show you the crime."
Weekend Update is exactly what we need during this time 😂
I love how contemptuous the cast was of this cycle lol
They are butthurt elitists
If it weren’t for my condition I’d be drunk right now
This whole situation is a nightmare but you know what listen to you guys tell jokes about it helps it feel a little better
Sucks to be a lib now huh?
How pathetic do you have to be to let an election affect you that much? Get off the internet and touch grass for real.
That Biden joke was hilarious! 😆
Thank you SNL America gave you 4 more years of funny as heck material! LOLOLOL
@@gwen3010 and a stupid laugh track!
I don’t even drink but I couldn’t agree more with Che’s actions. The total equivalent of screw it.
Michael Che is the only thing getting me through…the cold open just made me cry!
I cracked up, spot on 😂
"Democracy dies in darkness"
11/6/2024, 3:30 AM EST
Yeah, that's about right.
Good thing we don't live in a Democracy
LOL sure Karen
@@MasonGrant0704 Only losers like their own posts.
Isn't that the WaPoo's mantra/slogan?
Were supposed too@@brandongainer9434
1:18 Bronny joke was diabolical
America has gone from the laughingstock of the world to laughingstock of the UNIVERSE!!!
@@russellchastain841 Is that why Hamas called for an end to the war, Putin wants to talk to Trump about Ukraine and China has called for a peaceful co-existence with America? Trump, making American strong again! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Nah, you know there's a sign in space somewhere with a warning on it: Earth, space & ground trash zone. Detour. 😅
@@Positiveenergy68So
Hamas & Putin are Friends of Trump? Well, criminal felons stick together - birds of a feather so to speak.
@@UJB123 and that sign was there long before Trump, I kind of doubt aliens would be able to see a descernable difference in our planet based on who is in charge at any given time
"Look what they're doing to each other, imagine what they would do to US!"
@@Positiveenergy68 Putin wanting to talk to Trump is not a good thing. 😂 If you believe in a god, pray for Ukraine.
Please Che and Jost don’t leave SNL until 2029. Help us get through these next 4 years with more Trump jokes.
I think at this point the "please" should be geared toward keeping them safe. We have a mad man elected on track for a vengeance tour!
Why are you all people so dramatic?
@@SpaceSoul43 yeah, ignore the man behind the curtain
@@SpaceSoul43It’s weird how your guy literally says out loud what he’s gonna do but you never hear it.
@@krisdiperna3929thats not what he's gonna do although he should because your party tried to get him killed
YES CHE!!!! keep saying what you really think!! ❤️❤️❤️
“I’m sure yours is comin soon EARL!”😂
Thanks for the reminder to take my antidepressant at the end there 🙃
This episode almost felt Norm-esc from Collin’s perspective. He just let those jokes hang to the tune of a blank look into the camera regardless of the reaction he got
The sun setting joke made me think of Norm.
If only they were really joking about a lot of it...
Well at least we get to have someone in the White House who’s a complete joke.
Wait, no, that’s not funny.
A felon and a prosecutor walk into a bar ...
That picture they use for R Kelly is so damn funny. It's like he's trying to figure out the joke.
It's like they eye of Sauron has been lifted. Goddamn I never thought I'd be thankful he won.
"First felon...."? Sure. I think George Washington would have to say something about that
I'm always excited for SNL, but ive been waiting for this specific episode since before the election
You knew it was coming huh? Democrats defeated.
It makes me want to start drinking too.
You should.
Will enjoy free speech before he tries to take it away, he believes no one should talk bad about him and his actions…Thanks America 🇺🇸