Aquasharkyboy Damn. As an experienced VCD player I can't help but be completely unsurprised by that. This game is unforgiving... And then this is also Jerma we're talking about.
God - I once stacked 10 stools on top of each other for an achievement and it took me less time, and I still needed to build those makeshift stairs lol. At least Jerma wasn't trying for achievements because that'd end in nightmares.
Frahd Chikun - Absolutely! Although the game isn't that hard if you go at it with a little logic (don't put buckets in thin hallways, etc). The dynamite is the only thing I wouldn't see people figuring out right away. There's a lot of fun Easter Eggs in the other levels that I'm sure he'd get a kick out of though lol
On stream he actually tossed one blood-filled bucket from the stairs all across the room, and it landed perfectly on top of the table. The same one he proceeds to spill at 3:22
This must have been incredibly hard for you Jeremy Seeing so many of your kind, brutally massacred and then having one of their own forced to clean up the mess I salute you, for in all levels except physical you are a bigger man than me
"star let me tell you something you are such a good tf2 player you know you won the duel that i'm gonna shit my pants so you don't have to show any more footage you won IT'S OVER"
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play Minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot at this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider! Also, can you reply with background music from the stream. Thank you in advance, fellow Jerman :^)
Real quick, Holymack and Effector, you guys are legends. You contribute so much to our community through your hard work and funny edits. Keep up the good work my Funny Boys.
if you look closely you can see Jeremy trying to clean up the remains of small elves, all of which are about the same size of Jeremy in the real world, what a profound statement on how jerma has tried to hide his... “short comings” as an individual
Technically, he doesn't make videos anymore. He streams and this channel is handling highlights that are from them, made by some fan rather than him. Jerma caught wind of this and ended up paying them to do those highlights for him. If you want full content from him, consider watching his streams or wait for the fan to make the highlights here.
They need to add like water balloons or a hose or something for hard to reach places. Maybe the hose should be unlockable. Maybe you can only use it on a level you've clean completely at least once. And it would be like a fire hydrant hose, not a little garden hose
on Santa's Massacre If one explosive goes off You cannot 100% complete the level Because each of the Christmas bulbs Has paint inside and the explosion Blasts the bulbs On the ceiling Making a level impossible to 100% complete
Plot twist- Jerma was the one who caused the massacre in Santa's workshop; and he's cleaning up to hide the crime scene whilst losing the last of his sanity cleaning the ceiling.
This stream was so stressful to watch because chat was telling him how to play and he just wouldn't believe them so he took like an hour to figure out what to do.
I was playing this game with a friend and i discovered a bug where if you put enough blood splatter in one spot and look into it, you can make the game seriously lug, and if youre next to a wall and jump a whole lot while doing it, you can pass straight through the wall. It makes like a black hole of lag in the one spot with all the blood and you can pass through most, if not all, barriers.
you shouldve had the part where he tried getting buckets but only got body parts and dynamite from it that part on stream made me laugh so hard i got light headed with tears dripping from my eyes
I couldnt think of a person less suited for this game.
I'm 5 minutes in and he's already the most inept player I've ever seen. To think that this man beat Dark Souls III on stream.
He played this again on a different level last night and got a 99%.
he did pretty well until he went completely fucking insane.
Said the Joel fan (no offense)
SovietWomble
In case anyone's wondering what Jerma's final result was, it took him 4 hours and 18 minutes to clean Santa's Workshop with a rating of 95%
Aquasharkyboy Damn. As an experienced VCD player I can't help but be completely unsurprised by that. This game is unforgiving... And then this is also Jerma we're talking about.
@@Xenephos 😂 it took him about an hour trying to stack chairs to clean the ceiling
God - I once stacked 10 stools on top of each other for an achievement and it took me less time, and I still needed to build those makeshift stairs lol. At least Jerma wasn't trying for achievements because that'd end in nightmares.
For a first time player, that's actually impressive. Sure, it took a long time, but was worth it. He should try the other maps!
Frahd Chikun - Absolutely! Although the game isn't that hard if you go at it with a little logic (don't put buckets in thin hallways, etc). The dynamite is the only thing I wouldn't see people figuring out right away. There's a lot of fun Easter Eggs in the other levels that I'm sure he'd get a kick out of though lol
Streamer has emotional breakdown about his limited height
If you think this is a breakdown wait till you see a Simpsons: Hit & Run upload.
@@REALwoombath I felt like I was watching a man actively lose his sanity during that.
like #666 nice
chat: Quit it with the spill jokes
also chat: *another short joke*
lol k nerd
Boshy Dere the people were ASTONISHED by his doctrine
@@Sheridan2LT no u
Nowadays it’s mainly boomer jokes
@@Oli_Dann You were certainly ahead of your time
Local streamer has mental breakdown after realizing he’s too short for his janitorial duties, resorts to spill jokes
5:54 the one time he tries to spill a bucket and he can't do it
On stream he actually tossed one blood-filled bucket from the stairs all across the room, and it landed perfectly on top of the table.
The same one he proceeds to spill at 3:22
Ohh, so that's what he was talking about when he said "perfect shot"
This must have been incredibly hard for you Jeremy
Seeing so many of your kind, brutally massacred and then having one of their own forced to clean up the mess
I salute you, for in all levels except physical you are a bigger man than me
It takes a big man, not necessarily a tall one.
@@Speeds_Gaming_Corner +2 for that reference.
@@Speeds_Gaming_Corner DBZ krillin reference?
@@Grgrqr cell
Wait wait wait, this can't be how it happened
i WaNt It To Be OvEr AgAiN
"star let me tell you something you are such a good tf2 player you know you won the duel that i'm gonna shit my pants so you don't have to show any more footage you won IT'S OVER"
Or DiD wE?? DUDUDUDUDUDUDDUDU TwIlIgHt ZoNe tEAm FoRtReSS 2 Ededededededd
*shuffles papers*
this can't be how it happened
*Twilight theme* Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
This is the most depressing Chrono Trigger sidequest ever.
*Jerma starts game.*
*Blows himself up in less than 60 seconds.*
Checks out. That's our boy Jerma!
2019 started off a well time
I mean. It was edited to look more incriminating, as is the usual.
Yep, definitely on-brand for our boy
@@pillgrimm yeah, but the fact he throws the second dynamite and still blows up is hilariously insane
Janitor accidentally Rick Roll's fans and then get's blood on the ceiling.
"The Bucket joke isn't funny" says one viewer.
get's
roll's
@@SuperCatfire shut
@@SuperCatfire up
loot ge-OH MY GOD OH THERES BLOOD IN THE [ CEILING ]
This could have been an hour video of him stacking shit trying to clean the ceiling.
lol k nerd
I remember watching the stream him saying it was going to be a short one and it ended up being 5 hours because of that ceiling lmao
@@Sheridan2LTeat dick
5:53 throws bucket intentionally, doesnt spill
I love when Jerma gets the 'I am actually fucking pissed' laugh. It's one of the few times where you can actually feel his anger through the screen.
Jerma's spill (jokes) are the equivalent of Sideshow Bob wacking himself in the face with a rake in every step.
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen! welcome to episode one of Jermacraft! the series where I play Minecraft, this is going to be a single player let's play, and when I say "let's play" I use that term pretty loosely because I am an idiot at this game. You're gonna see lots of fails, you're gonna see lots of triumphs, at least I'm hoping, so go grab yourself a nice hot cup of coffee, hot cup of cocoa. I got apple cider right here freshly brewed. Let me take a sip, ah that's some good cider!
Also, can you reply with background music from the stream. Thank you in advance, fellow Jerman :^)
Malind yoshis island ost? Chrono trigger ost? Is that what you meant by background music of the stream?
@@-jobrocodwawz-6226 yeah thx. Familiar sounds but forgotten names
Malind I was amazed when I heard the yoshis island ost on the stream because I listen to it on a regular basis because nostalgia
@@-jobrocodwawz-6226 Idk why but you made me smile with this comment
Real quick, Holymack and Effector, you guys are legends. You contribute so much to our community through your hard work and funny edits. Keep up the good work my Funny Boys.
lol k fuckface nerdboi
@@Sheridan2LT Hello nice man!
Wait they’re different?
“Just make another Chrono Trigger!”
That’s okay Jerma, I try and forget Chrono Cross was a thing too.
3:29 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
That made me laugh out loud. Hilarious pick up!
I love it when Jerma laughs in pain
no u
mmm big fat cannoli
2:22 That whole scene played out so hilariously, I swear it's just a magic touch that Jerma has.
The cut off when he explodes kills me
And him
Wait wait wait did they jump ahead in the jerma lore? They hadn’t left Boston yet last time they uploaded
@@SuperLordGaming Let's not use homophobic slurs, ok?
@@Yuurg it's a reference my dude.
@@Yuurg yikes
@@Yuurg yikerz
@AwesomeTris Are you referring to Jerma and someone else?
Are ya ready kids?
Aye, aye, captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, captain!
3:29
Suicide bomber lacking object permanence constantly spills blood-filled buckets he just placed behind him; builds obstacle course inside Santa's workshop
Jerma listening to Yoshi's island sound tracks while causing chaos inside a house is giving me life
chat: stop with the spill jokes, you've done it 3 times already
also chat: *hehe germa man shmall*
Highly intelligent man spills things for 20 minutes
Local elf cleans up sweatshop with guts of his brethren
12:45
This moment confirms that Jerma is the center of a sitcom where everything goes wrong and no one is convincing me otherwise. My lungs hurt.
I actually searched the comments to make sure that I wasn't the only one who basically felt this way.
Which one of you got Mr. "I'll take several hours making a bunker into a replica walmart" to play this game
It’s a January tradition to watch this
This is footage from shortly after jerma killed Santa
SPILL JOKE
"I'm not tall enough to do this" -Jerma
*sees a bloody elf laying on the ground with a trail of blood behind him*
"Is this person still alive?"
Blood on the ceiling
I ain't blind, just a matter of time
Before they see it
It' alright, ain't no guard in my house
if you look closely you can see Jeremy trying to clean up the remains of small elves, all of which are about the same size of Jeremy in the real world, what a profound statement on how jerma has tried to hide his... “short comings” as an individual
we're reaching adhd levels that shouldn't even be possible
11:18
So that actually *would* have worked if there hadn't been a molotov cocktail in the fireplace.
*Wee-Man cleans up his cousin's slaughtershack, Christmas edition!*
I'm 4 hours in this stream and this gets uploaded
one of the best streams My sides were hurting from the Ceiling part. jerma said he might play again soon after so he can reuse the spill joke.
Oh my god that yoshi music made me super happy :)
the whole stacking operation seems like the entirely most incorrect way of doing what he's trying to do
anyone else been binge-watching the 4 years old gta videos with star? The truck joke and the motorcycle to the old dudes face gets me everytime :(
He just started to go insane and laughing like a crazy person when he made more blood get on the ceiling
I’m fucking crying! 😂😂💀💀
“what am I going to do with all these buckets?!” *heavily breathing*
“IM HAVING A BREAKDOWN!!”
3:28 WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!
0:16 - "Is this person still alive"
Silly Jerma, everyone knows elves aren't people!
Just in time for some Christmas spirit!
I thought to myself when did I comment that
@@chubbs.mp3435 bruh
Honestly this is my favorite stream recap in a while. Jerma insane laughing as everything falls apart around him is too good.
didn't realize jerma did IRL streams now
Honestly just hearing Jerma laughing for some at some of the most basic stupid shit...makes me very happy.
staring at a lifeless elf corpse laying atop a pool of blood
"is this person- is this person still alive?"
classic jerma
Watching this live was priceless.
this is like my 10th time rewatching this but i only just now noticed that on 11:12 the dynamite just flies out of the bucket
Is this what happens to the elves who don’t show up to Elf Practice?
Compact Cleaner Causes Christmas Calamity!
I'm glad that I found this channel cause I thought you weren't making videos anymore
Technically, he doesn't make videos anymore. He streams and this channel is handling highlights that are from them, made by some fan rather than him. Jerma caught wind of this and ended up paying them to do those highlights for him. If you want full content from him, consider watching his streams or wait for the fan to make the highlights here.
@@LyuSapphire oH
5:59 best throw i’ve ever seen straight int fire
Oh man this stream was amazing xD
2:50 I guarantee, I 100% guarantee, that this area down here will be immaculate in exactly 20 minutes.
20:03
8:35 he's OBSESSED with chrono trigger, he said the same identical thing in the recent fnaf stream with ster
11:15 best joke out of the whole video
It took jerma mere minutes to make the mess significantly worse
S P I L L
J O K E
Jerma you should play more games with friends and other people in general, I feel like that would be a lot of fun to watch
That is the laugh of a broken man
They need to add like water balloons or a hose or something for hard to reach places.
Maybe the hose should be unlockable. Maybe you can only use it on a level you've clean completely at least once. And it would be like a fire hydrant hose, not a little garden hose
"Does it do it?"
_famous last words_
Jerma said it "Am not tall enough to do it."
hes about to make the second bloody mess in there
Ｉ＇Ｍ ＮＯＴ ＴＡＬＬ ＥＮＯＵＧＨ ＴＯ ＤＯ ＴＨＩＳ
on Santa's Massacre If one explosive goes off You cannot 100% complete the level Because each of the Christmas bulbs Has paint inside and the explosion Blasts the bulbs On the ceiling Making a level impossible to 100% complete
pizza cringe your random capitalizations physically hurt me
@@floppaquest4916 >:)
This whole video is constant suffering and I can feel it.
Plot twist- Jerma was the one who caused the massacre in Santa's workshop; and he's cleaning up to hide the crime scene whilst losing the last of his sanity cleaning the ceiling.
that ending could not be described better than just insanity.
8:11 Jerma invented the meme before that girl was even conceived
Jerma's laugh has never been so unsettling
Local streamer cleans dollhouse.
If you want blood
You’ve got it
"Does it do it?"
*BOOM*
This stream was so stressful to watch because chat was telling him how to play and he just wouldn't believe them so he took like an hour to figure out what to do.
Jerma is just a walking comedy act whether he wants to be or not
And that was the story of the janitor that lost his sanity to a stain on the roof
Why is short-man985 only playing christmas games now and not AT christmas
I think he’s finally done it, he’s snapped
16:02 Jerma becomes Lavos.
Im happy jermas Growing as a streamer, he always wanted to be Big
Local streamer goes insane for being too short
BREAKING NEWS: Local 1" streamer was almost done cleaning.
You wouldn't believe what happens next.
What a great stream. The secret room bit was fucking hilarious
I was playing this game with a friend and i discovered a bug where if you put enough blood splatter in one spot and look into it, you can make the game seriously lug, and if youre next to a wall and jump a whole lot while doing it, you can pass straight through the wall. It makes like a black hole of lag in the one spot with all the blood and you can pass through most, if not all, barriers.
you shouldve had the part where he tried getting buckets but only got body parts and dynamite from it that part on stream made me laugh so hard i got light headed with tears dripping from my eyes
I really just watched this mans put shit in the fire for 20 minutes
You know who else has padded feet? Dogs.
I'm not saying Jeremy is a furry, he already said it.
How does jerma make the room MORE dirty after he cleans it
Every step that he takes
is another mistake
This game is so underrated, glad Jerma likes it