THE ACOLYTE Episode 3 Is THE END of STAR WARS.

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • EPISODE 3 of THE ACOLYTE dropped on Disney+ last night, and I really wish we could close the Pandora's box of content Disney opened,
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  • @Xenophon1
    @Xenophon1 3 месяца назад +560

    South Park wasn't a message; it was a warning.

    • @alexferrier5732
      @alexferrier5732 3 месяца назад

      "Put a chick in it and make it gay!"

    • @doktor3196
      @doktor3196 3 месяца назад +11

      "When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call. It's a warning"

    • @DocMicrowave
      @DocMicrowave 3 месяца назад +8

      And now it is fact.

    • @Crazy_Gamer_OG
      @Crazy_Gamer_OG 3 месяца назад +13

      It wasn't a warning, it was a prophecy!

    • @MilFerrei
      @MilFerrei 3 месяца назад +9

      ​DDD = Diseney Destroy Dreams

  • @nasis18
    @nasis18 3 месяца назад +240

    This is how Star Wars dies. With thunderous scissoring.

    • @DoNotTredOnMe
      @DoNotTredOnMe 3 месяца назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nasis18
      @nasis18 3 месяца назад +4

      @@DoNotTredOnMe 😅

    • @sajin4515
      @sajin4515 3 месяца назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MSRWorkshop
      @MSRWorkshop 3 месяца назад +3

      ✂️✂️

    • @ThomasRocha-yl9wo
      @ThomasRocha-yl9wo 3 месяца назад +2

      What the F! You made me spit my drink out 😂😂😂

  • @fatcatm0rty360
    @fatcatm0rty360 3 месяца назад +216

    What blows my mind is the score on Rotten Tomatoes like a 12% audience score and a 85% critic score.

    • @panzerabwerkanone
      @panzerabwerkanone 3 месяца назад

      Because critics are now Hollywood insiders that like sniffing each others butts.

    • @jefferybrannan5210
      @jefferybrannan5210 3 месяца назад +102

      because the Critics are paid by the movie studio to lie. simple

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 3 месяца назад +27

      Payola still exists..only now it's in reviewing movies.

    • @Musictheory011
      @Musictheory011 3 месяца назад +36

      Movie critics are as credible as Enron. Always look at user reviews . The woke era and its alphabet people are about over, they are running out of letters so soon they will be stumped on what to do next.
      Edit: NVM they are using symbols now. Couple more years folks.

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 3 месяца назад +14

      ​@@Musictheory011 They'll always find new oppressions. Activism is a means to more activism.

  • @Crippledsasquash
    @Crippledsasquash 3 месяца назад +80

    The fact that just one of these episodes cost more than Godzilla minus one just shows the amount of corruption in Hollywood

    • @JDH_MUSIC
      @JDH_MUSIC 3 месяца назад +8

      Godzilla's director would have made a way better Star Wars show

    • @MBStrat88
      @MBStrat88 2 месяца назад

      Godzilla minus one is a movie Disney should go to school on when it comes to writing, story development and execution.

  • @TheeJay11
    @TheeJay11 3 месяца назад +169

    Disney is like the opposite of the Midas Touch, everything they touch turns to crap.

    • @Sphoonx
      @Sphoonx 3 месяца назад +8

      The Mid Touch

    • @nian89
      @nian89 3 месяца назад +5

      Mida's toilet paper

    • @tupacbck6833
      @tupacbck6833 3 месяца назад +2

      skittles

    • @JoeyAustin-ul1qb
      @JoeyAustin-ul1qb 3 месяца назад

      and yet Disney crap makes way more money than most everyone else. Did you complain about Disney firing Gina Carano from the Mandalorian but not supprt her movie Terror on the Prairie? Check out the box office numbers for that stinker.

    • @Stimpy123
      @Stimpy123 3 месяца назад +1

      @@JoeyAustin-ul1qb If only you look at the financial report from disney last year before making this comment....

  • @deltavagen9796
    @deltavagen9796 3 месяца назад +863

    Of course the Black Kids don't have a father... Disney being Disney

    • @keithjackson2035
      @keithjackson2035 3 месяца назад +31

      Yep.

    • @supertedogpriken
      @supertedogpriken 3 месяца назад +27

      Best comment EVER =)

    • @johnbox271
      @johnbox271 3 месяца назад +9

      🤣

    • @LSandL31
      @LSandL31 3 месяца назад +19

      I was so mind F#cked I didn’t even think about that! Good call

    • @dearthditch
      @dearthditch 3 месяца назад +24

      They could’ve survived the fire, but they don’t even know what “extinguisher” means. - Governor of NY

  • @fliplife67
    @fliplife67 3 месяца назад +1108

    All Disney really has done so far is pissed off the hard core SW fans.

    • @EyesOfGehenna
      @EyesOfGehenna 3 месяца назад +88

      not just the hardcore fans

    • @BroadMeadow-d9s
      @BroadMeadow-d9s 3 месяца назад +44

      Some of us are getting good laughs. Unintentional laughs, but I'll take it. "The power of one! The power of two. The power of many!" How deep.

    • @carlflaherty2215
      @carlflaherty2215 3 месяца назад +27

      ​​@@BroadMeadow-d9sStopped laughing. Stopped caring.
      Only here because I follow Snarky Jay.

    • @fliplife67
      @fliplife67 3 месяца назад +5

      @@BroadMeadow-d9s The over hyped this episode all the episode was OMG the kids ain’t got a dad.

    • @tcofield1967
      @tcofield1967 3 месяца назад +8

      That was their goal. They can't get the young audience while pleasing the core. Well, they think that. In all honesty, no one cares anymore.

  • @Crazy_Gamer_OG
    @Crazy_Gamer_OG 3 месяца назад +251

    Women at Lucasfilm - *The Force is Female*
    Also Women at Lucasfilm - *We killed The Force*

    • @JustTheFlecks
      @JustTheFlecks 3 месяца назад +6

      They made it a thread 🙄

    • @SavageGameHawk
      @SavageGameHawk 3 месяца назад +3

      Makes sense a thread is weak af just like their writing ability

    • @P.Whitestrake
      @P.Whitestrake 3 месяца назад

      The Force is female by women can get pregnant from The Force. Doesn't make any fuckin sense biologically, philosophically, or even technically.

  • @mco51193
    @mco51193 3 месяца назад +324

    Get ready for Kathleen Kennedy, Leslye Headland, and especially Amandla Stenberg to start blaming the fans (again) and calling them racists, bigots, and more for the disaster that this train wreck is. It's obviously not their fault...clearly.
    Also, I cancelled my Disney+ and encourage other to do the same. Enough is enough already. I should have pulled the plug after "Andor" wrapped up.
    ETA: I meant I should have known nothing was going to top "Andor". That show was amazing, and the only truly excellent thing Disney ever gave us, and probably ever will. Well, until the second season, hopefully.

    • @viperswhip
      @viperswhip 3 месяца назад +3

      I really thought when Iger came back that this shit was over...

    • @markuswolf2678
      @markuswolf2678 3 месяца назад +30

      Why after Andor? It was pretty good, a mature Star Wars show-

    • @teqfreak
      @teqfreak 3 месяца назад +13

      Well done, congratulations and welcome to the club! I Disney doesn't deserve your money and isn't worth your time.
      With the degradation going on in science fiction and fantasy series/ movies I have gone starting to read more books.
      I can really recommend it. There is a vast ocean of super imaginative original universes on offer in books. All without identity politics in there and much more creative and deeper than anything on offer on TV
      Give it a try with Hyperion, Revelation Space, Children of Time, Stormlight Archive or Mistborn (last one if you want something big but easy to read) and you will be blown away.
      As for Star Wars, cherish the memories of the old stuff. Rip off the band aid and accept it's dead.

    • @aapzot
      @aapzot 3 месяца назад

      Ooh that will happen for sure.Look i loved every movie,series live and animated that has come out till now.Yes i said till now cause mayby i am easy for i am a strong starwars fan but this acolyte series is even for me a series i will want to forget,its the power of failing. .I hope that the skeleton crew will be better.I think it will cause its not Headland that is the director.Thank the lord for that..

    • @ekaf1735
      @ekaf1735 3 месяца назад +1

      They started to do that even before the premier. And it wasn't a good sign for the show

  • @NigelBassman
    @NigelBassman 3 месяца назад +87

    This series has GOT to be some sort of money laundering/extraction scheme, right? For $16 million we got 2 hours of Godzilla Minus One with Oscar winning special effects. But for $20 million per episode we get about 30 minutes (+ credits!) of THIS?

    • @ToxicDonut
      @ToxicDonut 3 месяца назад +10

      How shareholders are still on board is an absolute mystery to me.

    • @NotYourBusiness-bp2qn
      @NotYourBusiness-bp2qn 3 месяца назад

      @@ToxicDonut You naive lemmings still cling to the notion that profits matter? This is 2024 we live in post capitalist new monetary theory times dude. The elite (Black Rock, Vanguard, State Street etc) print money and use it to buy companies with which they can brainwash the public. Profits? Who cares about profits when printer goes brrrrr....

    • @TheQuarreler
      @TheQuarreler 3 месяца назад

      I was literally just thinking that, they’re laundering and pocketing millions . Feels like it could of been made by a team of college kids in VFX

    • @comentariopolitico1014
      @comentariopolitico1014 3 месяца назад

      This HAS to be a money laundering scheme for the ones involved! This is "Springtime for H1tler" from The Producers! There are millions of dollars stashed in Swiss banks!

    • @alfradeather233
      @alfradeather233 3 месяца назад +1

      Clearly it is

  • @mikelowe6196
    @mikelowe6196 3 месяца назад +132

    Star Wars Theory broke it down perfectly! This is Headlands therapy sessions

    • @--Sama-
      @--Sama- 3 месяца назад +23

      He was way too soft. He ignores on purpose the vital fact that the origin of the bad writing of Disney's Star Wars is because of an agenda. The moral values of that agenda are incompatible with good storytelling and good moral values that are the pillar of Star Wars and that every story of Disney's canon is a deconstruction because of the political agenda.

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 3 месяца назад +1

      In which video did he say that? I'd like to watch it.

    • @Mr.Ekshin
      @Mr.Ekshin 3 месяца назад +6

      Disney paid four BILLION for a story line in an established verse... then hired people that only want to tell their own story while shredding that verse. Sounds like a solid business plan, right?

    • @CartoonistDave
      @CartoonistDave 3 месяца назад +2

      @@--Sama- so true. Many ppl dont want to make that connection because if they do they are saying there is an objective way that humans believe is virtuous! Such a belief is quite conservative and is in the realm of the religious-so many cant accept it but its true.

    • @TheSilverwolf97
      @TheSilverwolf97 3 месяца назад

      @@--Sama- Honestly the main issue isn't even the wokeness man. You can have good shit that's pushing political agendas. Barbie movie was pretty on the nose about it and was still good. This show and many other stuff is somehow worse quality than fan movie projects on every aspect despite running multi million dollar budgets.
      That is telling how they don't care about Star Wars, they don't care about making something good, they just want to drive their agenda through a popular established brand. They could've had a project to send a political message and also be good content but they couldn't give a shit for effort. Look at this show, it has fanfic levels of writing at best.

  • @JohnSheppard1
    @JohnSheppard1 3 месяца назад +338

    Star Wars: The Activists

    • @Kserijaro
      @Kserijaro 3 месяца назад +22

      Star Wars : Black Witches matter

    • @Bizagro
      @Bizagro 3 месяца назад +5

      The Dikolyte

  • @blattgoldgang
    @blattgoldgang 3 месяца назад +10

    Its a shame 🤦🏻‍♂️ Episode three was pure crap. Bad dialog, bad costumes, boring story and stupid names fckin Jacky and Torben??? wtf

  • @RogueKT21
    @RogueKT21 3 месяца назад +46

    I’m glad they gave the twins the same haircut they have as adults otherwise it would have been hard to make that connection.

    • @BaronVonHardcharger
      @BaronVonHardcharger 3 месяца назад +7

      Glad somebody said it. Like, what are the odds that both people keep that haircut for your ENTIRE LIFE? Especially with no one to braid it for you....

    • @daniellogan-scott5968
      @daniellogan-scott5968 3 месяца назад +5

      Well, everyone knows that in the Star Wars cannon you choose your haircut as a child and can never change it. Look at Rey.

  • @DannyD714
    @DannyD714 3 месяца назад +21

    disney's attitude is "slap the name STAR WARS on anything and people will eat it up". they have rammed the franchise so far into the ground that even a sarlacc can't digest it over 1000 years. i'm so glad i haven't given disney a dime since the pandemic. no disney+,no theme park tickets,no movies, absolute zero.

  • @20th_century_Ghost
    @20th_century_Ghost 3 месяца назад +140

    Trying to explain why The Acolyte is bad to someone who actually enjoys it is like trying to explain why eating poop is disgusting to someone who eats poop. We just have to live with the fact that we exist in a world now where people have not only grown accustomed to eating poop but they actually enjoy eating poop.

    • @revan.3994
      @revan.3994 3 месяца назад

      With the words of WEF's Klaus Schwab: "In our future, you will own nothing and still be happy."
      He also said, "eat ze bugs!" because in the WEF's version of the future, we're gonna have to eat insects for covering our needs of protein uptake.
      And that brings me to your, very good observation. They literally make us eat shite and be happy about it. No joke, look it up.

    • @ZWillis12
      @ZWillis12 3 месяца назад +15

      What a fantastic way to describe it lol

    • @Visibl3toany1
      @Visibl3toany1 3 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse 3 месяца назад +2

      Thank you for the apt analogy. Now I can explain it to others.

    • @JoeyAustin-ul1qb
      @JoeyAustin-ul1qb 3 месяца назад

      or plot twist: it was you that was eating the poop. Remember in the old days when people believed people of color and women did not deserve civil rights? They call it the good old days, the people eating poop.

  • @antduude
    @antduude 3 месяца назад +67

    You mentioned how you felt like throwing all your Star Wars merch and collectibles away because of how badly "The Acolyte" poisons the well.
    It made me think of Jenny Nicholson's takedown of "The Rise of Skywalker" and this quote really stood out: "The worst thing a franchise ending can do is make you feel kind of stupid and embarrassed for being so excited about it in the first place."
    This is the crime of all of _Disney Star Wars,_ that it takes everything we loved about Star Wars and corrupts it to such an extent that we question why we ever bothered to begin with.
    And this show isn't even finished yet.

    • @shawnboundy3716
      @shawnboundy3716 3 месяца назад +7

      There is one defense for keeping your collectibles. "I don't consider any Disney SW content worthy of the name and refute their existence."

    • @kingcamelot1395
      @kingcamelot1395 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@shawnboundy3716Except Rogue One. I'm willing to make an exception for Rogue One.

    • @shawnboundy3716
      @shawnboundy3716 3 месяца назад

      @@kingcamelot1395 Ya, agreed. That was a worthy movie. It didn't touch on any of the main chars that I can remember, nor screw with the SW Universe in any bad ways.

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 3 месяца назад +2

      Truly; When a franchise has been so thoroughly executed, it becomes embarrassing to be into it like it once was when being a nerd was actually "cringe" on its own. They stole the very little comfort we had in being nerds, by being what The Big Bang Theory's version of a Nerd is, with a political soapbox.

  • @urgaynknowit
    @urgaynknowit 3 месяца назад +5

    A candle burned down a STONE CASTLE…

  • @richhutchinson2934
    @richhutchinson2934 3 месяца назад +121

    Leslie H literally inserted her life story of her being gay (who cares) and the rift between her and her own sister. It's basically a 150 million dollar therapy session for her own narcissistic self.

    • @attackoftheclonesisnotthat790
      @attackoftheclonesisnotthat790 3 месяца назад

      And it’s a bad thing when stories are personal?

    • @hunterwolff-schollmeyer3902
      @hunterwolff-schollmeyer3902 3 месяца назад

      Some stories are better left untold. ​@@attackoftheclonesisnotthat790

    • @bryguy615
      @bryguy615 3 месяца назад +21

      ​@attackoftheclonesisnotthat790 when they result in awful stories? Yes. When 77% hate the episode, yes. Only the selfish entitled & privileged think they or their story matters

    • @fearme46
      @fearme46 3 месяца назад +15

      @@attackoftheclonesisnotthat790if the personal stories are garbage? Then yeah it matters.

    • @marloc2019
      @marloc2019 3 месяца назад +2

      Best summary so far ...

  • @louferrao2044
    @louferrao2044 3 месяца назад +49

    Snarky, you nailed it! It was horrific to say the least. What in the hell is Disney thinking? Star Wars is dead and buried.

    • @darkwarrior_998
      @darkwarrior_998 3 месяца назад

      Correction, it’s not even a rotting corpse, it’s just bones now.

    • @aboutface102
      @aboutface102 3 месяца назад

      They are thinking they needed to take a shit on the grave for good measure

  • @banthatracks_gaffisticks
    @banthatracks_gaffisticks 3 месяца назад +44

    Occupational
    Safety
    Health
    Administration

  • @craigsewell8692
    @craigsewell8692 3 месяца назад +24

    Sounds like Headland wanted to make a high fantasy show about a witch family (which might have worked in the Willow universe) but was somehow given Star Wars for no other reason than franchise name.

  • @scottlenjenkins410
    @scottlenjenkins410 3 месяца назад +2

    Osha is an organization that makes sure people are working safely and morally in the workplace. A fitting name. And you're spot in with all your critiques!

    • @hermanrobak1285
      @hermanrobak1285 3 месяца назад +1

      Another youtuber, The Little Platoon (a _looong_ form commenter), called her *Occupational Safety and Health Administration* EVERY TIME, as a running gag.

  • @paulanderson2963
    @paulanderson2963 3 месяца назад +21

    The only good thing to come out of this hellscape of a series is that it introduced me to your channel and subsequently I am happy to report I have subscribed and hit the bell.

  • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
    @Allan_aka_RocKITEman 3 месяца назад +34

    I woke up this morning STILL pondering over the fact that a stone and concrete 'castle' got torched by the actions of one little girl...🙄🤦‍♂️

    • @frederickschneider3165
      @frederickschneider3165 3 месяца назад +4

      Force Focused Femme Fire, dude. Don't dare doubt it. Enuff sed, if you want to keep your head.

    • @panziniman
      @panziniman 3 месяца назад +3

      It will turn out that the Jedi actually massacred all the witches , you’ll see 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @bryguy615
      @bryguy615 3 месяца назад

      The white Jedi guy will turn out to be the Sith. He actually started the fire. The sisters will get back together. Just like in obi-wan & jedi Fallen order.

  • @LSD-420
    @LSD-420 3 месяца назад +3

    Disney just assumes all witches are lesbians...?

  • @Hate_Untamed
    @Hate_Untamed 3 месяца назад +12

    "Star wars in name only" 100% spot on.

  • @johnpineapple1824
    @johnpineapple1824 3 месяца назад +1

    You literally described in every word and facial gesture how I feel about the show. Thank you

  • @grahamsmith2753
    @grahamsmith2753 3 месяца назад +72

    Is there any possible way to get Iger and his cronies removed from Disney? Three or four years of endless garbage, resulting in monumental financial losses, and they are still employed. Iger will simply sack a few, then hire clones of those dismissed. He'll focus only on The Acolyte to draw our attention away from the rest of the trash that's been spewed out on his watch.

    • @Jabberwok28
      @Jabberwok28 3 месяца назад

      The shareholders had a chance with the board fight with Peltz, but we saw how that ended.

    • @rogermoreno1152
      @rogermoreno1152 3 месяца назад

      I wish Elon would buy out Disney 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @AAjax
      @AAjax 3 месяца назад

      The ideology is deep in both Lucasfilm and Disney, so realistically it's not going to happen. They'd have to sack most everybody to get rid of the cultural rot.
      Just sit back and warm your hands by the biggest company dumpster fire in history. It will take a while, but it will eventually burn itself out.

    • @aw3someinc175
      @aw3someinc175 3 месяца назад

      No , Iger signed an extension and retained control of the board

    • @aw3someinc175
      @aw3someinc175 3 месяца назад

      @@turtletube420 Kennedy works for Iger, eventually you just got to accept that this is apparently going according to plan

  • @nickjh1968
    @nickjh1968 3 месяца назад +37

    Star wars : DEAD.
    Disney : DYING

    • @frazaobr
      @frazaobr 3 месяца назад +2

      Star Wars: already dead and waiting for reincarnation
      Disney: just died

    • @Crazy_Gamer_OG
      @Crazy_Gamer_OG 3 месяца назад +3

      Marvel : On Life Support

    • @tb4326
      @tb4326 3 месяца назад

      Saying anything by Disney and Disney itself is NOW dead it’s ignorant and frankly sad. Those who have working brain cells knew it was “dead” a decade ago. If you are just saying or noticing that speaks volumns!

    • @gunkulator1
      @gunkulator1 3 месяца назад +1

      Agree on Star Wars. Disney meanwhile continues to grow and become more and more profitable. Disney is much more than Star Wars.

    • @frazaobr
      @frazaobr 3 месяца назад

      @@gunkulator1 sure it is, but if they keep getting billion losses, year by year and don't do anything to reduce or improve this in profit, some time the math will not fit or making sense uh?

  • @SolarWraith
    @SolarWraith 3 месяца назад +41

    Leslye Weinstein truly put the final nail in the Star Wars coffin.

  • @Tsujanryo
    @Tsujanryo 3 месяца назад +4

    If I never hear that damn 'Power of One' (POO) song again, it'll be too soon.

    • @madcow3k
      @madcow3k 3 месяца назад

      HAHAA The "POO" Song! LMAO

  • @Panzer_the_Merganser
    @Panzer_the_Merganser 3 месяца назад +5

    Love how the nearly all stone witch tower goes up like it’s made of hay.

  • @DCR_RANG
    @DCR_RANG 3 месяца назад +2

    Love your unfiltered, ruthless and to the point opinion and review. Need more ppl like you

  • @alefunzouzzle4049
    @alefunzouzzle4049 3 месяца назад +11

    Somebody pocketed that production money. They filmed this at the theme park with day actors as extras.

    • @comentariopolitico1014
      @comentariopolitico1014 3 месяца назад

      This HAS to be a money laundering scheme for the ones involved! This is "Springtime for H1tler" from The Producers! There are millions of dollars stashed in Swiss banks!

    • @thisisobviouslynotmyrealname
      @thisisobviouslynotmyrealname 3 месяца назад +2

      yes, its that bad.

  • @gabriel771100
    @gabriel771100 3 месяца назад +34

    This makes The Rings Of Power look like fucking Shakespeare.

    • @coletrain583
      @coletrain583 3 месяца назад +1

      Funny, the Ahsoka series is even worse.

    • @TheSilverwolf97
      @TheSilverwolf97 3 месяца назад +2

      @@coletrain583 Ahsoka series was a trainwreck but I couldn't possibly state it as worse than either Rings of Power (which was shit) or whatever this pile of shit is. This only shows they can always dig the franchise deeper which is sad.

    • @DieKiwiFrucht
      @DieKiwiFrucht 3 месяца назад +2

      @@coletrain583 Nothing could be worse than this crap right here...
      Obi Wan got dethroned so fast :(
      And Ahsoka was only right above Obi Wan.
      You cant even rate this crap from 0 to 10, if Obi Wan is a 0 and Ahsoka a 1.
      How the hell did they manage that?
      And ROP is a 2 at best...

    • @viniciuscardoso8056
      @viniciuscardoso8056 3 месяца назад

      ​@@coletrain583this crap put Anakin as a white useless man, Disney being Disney, RIP SW 2012

    • @JoeyAustin-ul1qb
      @JoeyAustin-ul1qb 3 месяца назад

      It's all meant to be mindless entertainment for the majority of people who would rather have something to complain about than something to praise. Controversy sells way more than quality.

  • @dongpedroyi
    @dongpedroyi 3 месяца назад +43

    A Jedi master got killed by a hand-thrown knife out of distraction, then soon after they tried to put out a fire on the outside of the ship whilst wearing sealed helmets due to the absence of oxygen in space...that was it for me, right on episode 1.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse 3 месяца назад +6

      Watching the reviews is far more fun than the show will ever be. Az has the funniest.

    • @angelar224
      @angelar224 3 месяца назад

      😂 so true!

    • @tearperth
      @tearperth 3 месяца назад

      Or the tiny little handheld robot that somehow has a built in fire extinguisher 🤔

    • @Jellofreeze
      @Jellofreeze 3 месяца назад

      Every Star Wars has fire in Space. I wouldnt be that petty. Although seeing a Jedi die from a Shank was an early red flag so I'm with you there

  • @eternalhalloween1
    @eternalhalloween1 2 месяца назад

    Snarky Jay, no one is ever going to take this absurd series seriously. But we appreciate how you have been sitting through this sludge so we don't have to. You really have taken one for the team. You are a good one.

  • @scottbeavan6896
    @scottbeavan6896 3 месяца назад +7

    There is no longer entertainment, only propaganda for "the message" out of Disney, and Hollywood in general.

  • @leipzigergnom
    @leipzigergnom 3 месяца назад +20

    It's so weird how the kids (and other characters) don't talk like real people . . . But more like . . . Idk, how a bad writer imagines people talk??

    • @BR81-iv6lt
      @BR81-iv6lt 3 месяца назад

      Thats Autism 😂

  • @farmboy_slim
    @farmboy_slim 3 месяца назад +9

    “Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of osha violations”

  • @daveblackman816
    @daveblackman816 3 месяца назад +47

    They should’ve just had TATU play while they were doing the force-tribbing to create the twins. This is such a parody.

    • @mishmashmedley
      @mishmashmedley 3 месяца назад +7

      at least TATU had a beat i could dance to.

    • @Lightandlovetoyou
      @Lightandlovetoyou 3 месяца назад +2

      TATU is faaaar better than this shite
      But I hear ya

    • @supertrendymoneymaker0722
      @supertrendymoneymaker0722 3 месяца назад

      Should of had I’m Blue Dabba dabba bababa daa😂 song 🎶 in the background to mask that lady’s cringe laugh🤣🤣🤣

  • @arthurtwa
    @arthurtwa 3 месяца назад

    The whole twin thing qas made before, by Bioware on the game The Old Republic, but were two white humans, trains since they were almost able to walk, dispaching sith rogether, fighting along side each other. But, one brother was getting tired of being manipulated like a pawn, while thenother stayed loyal to their masters. Eventually the brother rebeled and accidently killed his twin, making him hate their jedi masters even more and effectively becoming a sith.
    This story was made almost a decade ago, and the sole trailer was better than anything Disney has done so far.

  • @vanmoody
    @vanmoody 3 месяца назад +1

    Thank you for taking the hit so the rest of us don't. You are performing a public service and saving lives.

  • @Raptor302
    @Raptor302 2 месяца назад

    "Do you vow upon my death to protect the secrets of our coven and continue our legacy?"
    Sure, I guess.

  • @psychotictactoe
    @psychotictactoe 3 месяца назад +6

    Activists write StarWars.
    Fans: Nah, nope, nada, jog on bro.

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 3 месяца назад +1

      it's getting increasingly more difficult to decipher what exactly they are "activisting" about

    • @Ragnar452
      @Ragnar452 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@manoz6194They probably want to promote incompetence at this point. As in make incompetence a normal trait.

  • @stevenpaquin126
    @stevenpaquin126 3 месяца назад

    I fell your pain and feel the same way ... bloody hell how can anyone keep their jobs after destroying the every freakin franchises there was ... Star wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones... unbelievable!

  • @SamuelTinkerJr.
    @SamuelTinkerJr. 3 месяца назад +4

    Not a Star Wars fan at all really, but my heart goes to you who are lifelong friends. I have a buddy who was a diehard fan and granted, we're both middle-aged adults now, not like this stuff ruins our childhoods, but it is kinda sad because he enjoyed geeking out over Star Wars and when his kids talk to him about it, he has had to go into these masters thesis to help breakdown just how wrong everything went once Disney got ahold of the franchise. Just remember Star Wars fans, you're not alone; lot of our beloved media is getting gobbled up by the DEI monster; thrust into the hands of people that openly admit to hating the source material, but we'll always have those originals. I'm a Trekkie, and I simply ignore what Discovery and Strange New Worlds canons. I got a soft spot for Lower Decks though, even though Mariner can be grating at times.

  • @Orca007
    @Orca007 3 месяца назад +1

    First video I ever watched of you and I thought the opening line about the therapist was a cry for help until I realised you have a great deadpan delivery. Hilarious.

  • @jaybee1196
    @jaybee1196 3 месяца назад +5

    SJ! Love your channel. Refreshing perspective

  • @captaincolata9356
    @captaincolata9356 3 месяца назад +5

    I have never seen you swearing that much in seven minutes. And I like it. So funny that they invited you.

  • @MattMediaAU
    @MattMediaAU 3 месяца назад

    Why don't Disney get some of the rights to some of the really good novels already written ( Splinter of the Minds Eye comes to mind ) and make them into series/films instead of trying to do their own and totally messing it up!?!?!?!? Why??? WHYYYYYYYYY???????? 😭

  • @benjaminlogan8946
    @benjaminlogan8946 3 месяца назад +14

    Not gonna lie, after listening to other reviews, I was looking forward to Snarky.

  • @VincentSaturn
    @VincentSaturn 3 месяца назад +4

    I’m so glad I gave up after TLJ. I haven’t even seen Rise

  • @Pango5697
    @Pango5697 3 месяца назад +1

    They named her OSHA- Occupational Safety and Health Administration. Even in space and distant galaxy, we have two black twins without a father😂. Lesbian space witches who display so much power, but can’t even put out a fire 😂…I will stop watching, oh Lord.

  • @brianschwatka3655
    @brianschwatka3655 3 месяца назад +4

    Least Henry Winkler will no longer be known for the stupidest show in entertainment history. We no longer are saying the series has Jumped the Shark. Now it will be Lesbian Space Witch Off Broadway Musical Number.

  • @bio1656
    @bio1656 3 месяца назад +4

    OSHA Should have shut down the production for safety reasons . CAUSE it sucks .

  • @SageHeru
    @SageHeru 3 месяца назад +1

    I learned lots of people don't have a critical bone in their body when it comes to film. They love anything they see, especially if there's a known brand behind it. They are pure consumers. O and because fans don't like it, it makes the political and pure consumers love the crap even more. Doesn't make sense but they aren't logical people.

  • @sharksbreath7
    @sharksbreath7 3 месяца назад +4

    Bet you didn't know "The Power of Many" is #6 on ITunes new releases.

  • @rockerdowns6051
    @rockerdowns6051 3 месяца назад +4

    Thank you for taking no prisoners. Disney is dead to me.

  • @mikekuhbander127
    @mikekuhbander127 3 месяца назад +13

    My favorite part about streaming shows is everyone else sits through it and claims it's dogshit after they wasted their time, meanwhile I knew it was dogshit the whole time and didn't waste my time at all.

    • @mavvasquez
      @mavvasquez 3 месяца назад

      you realize people "hate watch" for entertainment right

  • @Magneticitist
    @Magneticitist 3 месяца назад

    How do so many Disney fans clearly have no idea that this is nothing close to the end of Star Wars. It's literally just the beginning. Meanwhile most people today have their entire Persona molded into them from external influence yet they don't seem to pick up on the fact that that's all this is. Influence. Nobody gives a damn about what you 'want' to watch until what you actually want is what they've forced into you.

  • @Sycokay
    @Sycokay 2 месяца назад

    Have you heard the tale of Darth Kennedy the Dumb? She was so spiteful that she ran a multi billion dollar franchise into the ground...

  • @ryebread105
    @ryebread105 3 месяца назад +1

    I haven’t watched it and I have no plan to. I admire the bravery of anyone who subjects themselves to this kind of lunacy.

  • @renstimpy5472
    @renstimpy5472 3 месяца назад

    You know? The first word to pop in my head when i heard about these reviews is "blackmail". Someone has to have dirt on someone to let something like this to happen

  • @sahkia3326
    @sahkia3326 3 месяца назад +1

    The Hack- O- Lite,,,,,, Lesbian Headlights Masterpiece, $22 million per episode…….. RIP 🪦 Stat Wars….

  • @WolfhoundPilot
    @WolfhoundPilot 3 месяца назад

    The silver lining in being a YT viewer instead of an influencer: I don't have to subject myself to the dumpster fire that is Disney Star Wars, or anything made for the "modern audience".

  • @Urgelt
    @Urgelt 3 месяца назад

    We can be divided into three groups ('power of 3?).
    One group does not watch the show.
    The second does, and hates it.
    The third group doesn't watch it, but enjoys checking out Star Wars enthusiasts hating it on social media.
    I am happily ensconced in the third group. I value my time too much to watch, but I don't mind watching Snarky Jay pile scorn and snark on it. By all accounts, it's richly deserved.

  • @the350joker2
    @the350joker2 3 месяца назад

    Finally!! Thank you finally someone has said what I have been thinking all along. That woman has got to have some kind of huge dirt on someone at Disney for her to get Star Wars and run rampant with it unchecked.

  • @JamesDavis-jd1oq
    @JamesDavis-jd1oq 3 месяца назад

    This video is what earned a subscription from me. I stood up and clapped at the end.

  • @JonasChristen-w6t
    @JonasChristen-w6t 3 месяца назад

    This episode made me so angry that i'm trying to cancel disney. I'm normally against cancel culture because to cancel someone because he made a mistake is not good but the thread thing is a crime against humanity!

  • @AdamSternberg
    @AdamSternberg 3 месяца назад

    The fact that Kathleen Kennedy still has a job after this is proof that Disney cares more about an agenda than they do about creating quality, reinforcing their brand, or actually making a return on their investment.

  • @mikem.s.1183
    @mikem.s.1183 3 месяца назад

    Great review, Snarky one.
    Star Wars rests in our memories and books of the 90s. Plus the prequels, which are light years way better than anything produced or written after Disney took over (our eternal "gratitude" for that, dear Mr. Lucas).

  • @ookamitadashiotaku8571
    @ookamitadashiotaku8571 3 месяца назад

    I'm surprised they hadn't fired Leslie but I'm guessing Disney is afraid that if they let her go then she would whine about it on social media making them look bad. But which would you rather have keep somebody on and have them waste millions of dollars on crappy Star Wars projects like this and destroying your company or let them go and hear them whine and cry on social media about how bad the company is and trying to cancel them and hire somebody that actually love Star Wars or Marvel and do actual background research on the lore and everything and create some good content making them more money?

  • @marklara8379
    @marklara8379 3 месяца назад

    Don’t do it Jay! Don’t do it! We want you to live! Actually your review was pretty good, so I don’t have to watch the Acolyte myself. Thank you.

  • @Johnpiani
    @Johnpiani 3 месяца назад

    And wait a few more months or years, we will definitely have comics and books deepening the thread.
    May the Thread be with you. 😂

  • @Cgopat
    @Cgopat 3 месяца назад

    To paraphrase a famous line from the movie, Blazing Saddles; "Hey, where the white men at?"

  • @bjdottcom777
    @bjdottcom777 3 месяца назад

    First time watcher. Where has this beauty and truth been hiding??

  • @lloydfurness414
    @lloydfurness414 3 месяца назад +1

    Disney has delivered the coups de gras to the storied Star Wars franchise.

    • @hermanrobak1285
      @hermanrobak1285 3 месяца назад

      "coups de gras"? I get a mental image of a potato gun launching multiple balls of lard, at an effigy of George Lucas.
      Was that what you were going for, or did you mean _coup de grâce?_

  • @anthonydavis-cw4cm
    @anthonydavis-cw4cm 3 месяца назад

    And this is exactly what the problem is millions of RUclipsrs are giving them views by hate watching it

  • @hueyfreeman8845
    @hueyfreeman8845 3 месяца назад

    Thank you lady! You are doing gods work with your opinion and helps show it's not patriarchal men hating, it's actually bad.

  • @Goldenchild9304
    @Goldenchild9304 3 месяца назад

    The question is Star Wars for kids or Adults. I first seen and fell in love with Star Wars new hope as a 9 year old. I am a grown ass man now who has the mental capacity to understand that a product made for kids may not meet my adult expectations. I used to be one of those Gen x that use to shit on the prequels until my young nephew pointed out it is not made for me it is made for kids.

  • @occproduction1704
    @occproduction1704 3 месяца назад

    Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt that which good has already created.

  • @mobylure
    @mobylure 3 месяца назад

    May be the witches contain some strands of frog DNA. "life finds a way..."🤣

  • @keithrobicheux4749
    @keithrobicheux4749 3 месяца назад +1

    Rebel Moon: Do a Star Wars
    Star Wars: Don't do a Star Wars

  • @eduardorivera7108
    @eduardorivera7108 3 месяца назад

    Chris Gore said that episode 3 will most likely divide even further the Star Wars fan base and even killing what's left of the franchise.

  • @kylet6356
    @kylet6356 3 месяца назад

    In space no one can hear you scream, but the lesbian planet is trying. While the people on earth are cringing enough for the universe to hear.

  • @raisti6608
    @raisti6608 3 месяца назад

    "I carried them, I created them"
    Wonder how this didn´t start an outcry. "I created them" is what men usually say and is denied by women. Kinda funny that in a Women only Relationship "I created them" suddenly becomes a valid argument :D

  • @CRSHOVRRIDE
    @CRSHOVRRIDE 3 месяца назад

    Star Wars, the IP, is like the story of Titanic. Disney thought they had an unthinkable ship, went full speed ahead and hits the “woke” iceberg and just sinks so fast

  • @meshuggah434
    @meshuggah434 3 месяца назад

    I’m so glad I canceled my subscription to Disney plus years ago. I haven’t missed a thing. Since they were releasing horrible MCU movies for two years straight, I felt no need to have this subscription anymore.

  • @TheExodusV
    @TheExodusV 3 месяца назад

    FYI all former Weinstein assistants have admitted to knowing what was happening with Harry and actresses except this one!

  • @tykotate9346
    @tykotate9346 3 месяца назад +1

    'The power of maaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy'

  • @sneakfur
    @sneakfur 3 месяца назад

    while I completely believe with you, to be fair the thread is just the coven's name for the force. Other tribes have different names for it, and in the high republic books, it is shown that each jedi sees the force differently.

  • @robert4you
    @robert4you 3 месяца назад +1

    I think Disney hates the Star Wars.... they will destroy every inch of this franchise.

  • @QuantaSolace
    @QuantaSolace 3 месяца назад

    The power one, the power of two, the power of maaannnnyyyy....for we are Legion and we are maaaaaannnnyyyyy.

  • @GruntMike17
    @GruntMike17 3 месяца назад

    I have 3 kids I used to prop my kids down and they could watch Disney all day, my girls loved Frozen, Ariel, Belle, they still watch all the classics but they NEVER watch the newer stuff and now they are teenagers and STILL will watch the old stuff, they CHOOSE not to watch the new stuff they hate it. The problem is that Hollywood is hell bent on pandering to like 10k people that actually are into this LGBTQ crap or they are trying to groom kids so they can create a larger version of Epstein island and they will be ok with it is my guess because why kids shows have anything to do with sex is disturbing.

  • @johnrust592
    @johnrust592 3 месяца назад +1

    $20 million per episode???? Meanwhile, Japan spent $15 million on Godzilla Minus One and churned out a friggin' classic!
    Along with cringe dialogue and "storytelling," all the clips I've seen from Not-Star Wars The Acolyte makes me think of one word . . . bleak.

  • @somarriba333
    @somarriba333 3 месяца назад

    I just started selling Star Wars stuff. Staring with the "Journey to the (sequels)" books. Next up are the Dr. Aphra comics and anything that is not the main Star Wars and Vader comics. Then sequel Black Series figures.

  • @jackwieleba6469
    @jackwieleba6469 3 месяца назад

    Star Wars probably has the single most content and lore to pull from to make amazing shows and movies but somehow they have killed all of my childhood Star Wars dreams for the future... really sucks.

  • @KenshiroMLT
    @KenshiroMLT 3 месяца назад +1

    The song's idea is stolen from Dragon Ball Z
    The Power of one (Super Saiyan)
    The Power of two (Fusion)
    The Power of Many (Spirit Bomb)