The Soviet Union : Every Month

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @uncleflagzz
    @uncleflagzz 4 года назад +3944

    3:41
    "Russia secedes from the USSR"
    Kazakhstan: Guess I'm in charge now.

  • @ikubaru-yt
    @ikubaru-yt 5 лет назад +3231

    Kazakhstan like: wait where's everybody go?

    • @rullvardi
      @rullvardi 5 лет назад +19

      松山音空 Where’d* Sorry...

    • @datadeleted3245
      @datadeleted3245 5 лет назад +81

      Look at the small part of USSR near Lithuanya. They are still soviets

    • @akarouge
      @akarouge 5 лет назад +43

      Reality Splitter Kaliningrad. Russian exclave.

    • @rapkoreandoctor4583
      @rapkoreandoctor4583 5 лет назад +7

      (My band)Slim shady: where'd everybody go?

    • @grandmasteryoda3835
      @grandmasteryoda3835 5 лет назад

      Gulag

  • @MHui-nj4dq
    @MHui-nj4dq 4 года назад +8627

    Kazakhstan is that one classmate who forgot to leave the Zoom meeting even after the teacher had left

    • @vegoz99
      @vegoz99 4 года назад +157

      @Comic Sans Or the one who is sleeping and nobody wake up

    • @BobbyBergling
      @BobbyBergling 4 года назад +119

      that feeling when you are from Kazakhstan

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 4 года назад +69

      So..... I am a Kazakh now?

    • @pofromteletubbies1243
      @pofromteletubbies1243 4 года назад +68

      *maybe I am Kazakhstan*

    • @antitiktokunion3894
      @antitiktokunion3894 3 года назад +94

      And Lithuania is that on kid who immediately leaves class right when the teacher is announce something when it’s time to leave.

  • @HarryKaneIsGoated
    @HarryKaneIsGoated 3 года назад +1793

    Propaganda reason why USSR fell: They couldnt hold in the USSR
    Real reason: Gobachev wanted Pizza hut

    • @coltentucker8851
      @coltentucker8851 3 года назад +120

      When gobachev wants pizza he gets pizza, even if that means a super power collapses

    • @napoleonplayz7302
      @napoleonplayz7302 3 года назад +26

      yes he wanted pizza and vodka

    • @jasonyoon9914
      @jasonyoon9914 3 года назад +9

      Lol that ad

    • @braeman01
      @braeman01 3 года назад +9

      No no, he wanted Taco Bell

    • @OrareEt
      @OrareEt 3 года назад +13

      Well kiddo blame the august coup
      Gorbachev was trying to establish a new democratic USSR. But the hardliners staged a coup which the people did not support

  • @thedollarsauce
    @thedollarsauce 5 лет назад +8659

    1990:
    Lithuania: Yeah! Goodbye guys!
    *Lithuania left the party*
    Georgia: I'm going too
    *Georgia left the party*
    Estonia: Hey Latvia! Wanna come with me?
    Latvia: Sure! This union is crap
    *Estonia left the party*
    *Latvia left the party*
    Moldova: Guys! I'm done! Goodbye...
    Azerbaijan: Me too!
    *Moldova left the party*
    *Azerbaijan left the party*
    Uzbekistan: Guys! Let's go! We're not staying with those commies anymore!
    Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan (at the same time): Ok!
    *Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan left the party*
    *Tajikistan left the party*
    Armenia: Guys, sorry but I can't stay
    *Armenia left the party*
    Kazakhstan: Oh no! My fellas are gone! Well, at least you're not leaving! Right Turkmenistan?
    ...
    Kazakhstan: Turkmenistan?
    *Turkmenistan left the party*
    Ukraine: Well, everyone's leaving, I better leave too!
    Belarus: If you're leaving, then I'm leaving as well Ukraine!
    Ukraine: Ok!
    *Ukraine left the party*
    *Belarus left the party*
    Russia: Ok Mongolia! You're free... hey Kazakhstan! You're staying right?
    Kazakhstan: Yeah! I am!
    Russia: Good... because I don't feel so good!
    *Russia dies and becomes capitalist*
    New Russian Government: Sorry! Kazakhstan! We're leaving the USSR!
    *Russia has left the party*
    Kazakhstan: What? Well, whatever... you guys are all worthless! I can do this alone!
    *silence*
    Kazakhstan: Well... guess I have no choice...
    *a tear falls off Kazakhstan's eye*
    *Kazakhstan deletes USSR party*
    *Kazakhstan left the party*

  • @tsle805
    @tsle805 6 лет назад +1472

    3:45 Kazakhstan is the last member who leaved USSR.That looks like the Kazakhstan made USSR.

    • @SxVaNm345
      @SxVaNm345 5 лет назад +73

      M&Ms&EDKfan805/PetarTheCrashFan2007 Actually, One of the first places the Bolshevik uprising happened, was in northern Kazakhstan.

    • @KurwicjuszUlanovwkyy
      @KurwicjuszUlanovwkyy 5 лет назад +5

      @@SxVaNm345 case? I do not think so

    • @die5503
      @die5503 5 лет назад +23

      @@SxVaNm345 no it started in Lenin grad

    • @damicow
      @damicow 5 лет назад +4

      Left*

    • @Leo-wz4ki
      @Leo-wz4ki 5 лет назад +21

      kazakhstan has like 18 million civillians on 2.725.000 km².
      for comparison, germany has like 82 million civillians on 357.386 km².

  • @rbalsdldiify
    @rbalsdldiify 4 года назад +1889

    3:41
    Russia: *leaves USSR*
    Kazakhstan: da faq this whole idea was yours

    • @user-yo2sy8oe7t
      @user-yo2sy8oe7t 3 года назад +11

      😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕

    • @SultanGamer124_GD
      @SultanGamer124_GD 3 года назад +11

      @Grigori Kürcheitd Rossetti i wont click on random blue link

    • @atomicapex9357
      @atomicapex9357 3 года назад +2

      @@SultanGamer124_GD i will tho!

    • @atomicapex9357
      @atomicapex9357 3 года назад +6

      @@SultanGamer124_GD i regret clicking on the random blue link, but it was not a rick roll

    • @SultanGamer124_GD
      @SultanGamer124_GD 3 года назад +4

      @@wjjanshsbaan8599 a rickroll

  • @thefieldmarshal8682
    @thefieldmarshal8682 3 года назад +164

    2021:
    USA: Da USSR no longer exists
    Kaliningrad: That’s where you’re WRONG

  • @YouCuberHD
    @YouCuberHD 3 года назад +3284

    *Russia leaves*
    Kazakhstan: Guess I'm in charge now.
    *Kazakhstan leaves*
    Kaliningrad: Guess I'm in charge now.

    • @ethandoll9877
      @ethandoll9877 3 года назад +45

      The General's still at it!

    • @leonardoreihani7378
      @leonardoreihani7378 3 года назад +156

      It’s Königsberg

    • @darkphoenix2579
      @darkphoenix2579 3 года назад +127

      No, it's KALININGRAD

    • @chandrachud
      @chandrachud 3 года назад +62

      @@gammrockfeddy4373 look I would have loved it if it was Konigsberg as well but since Germany itself literally gave up any claim to it without any resistance means it didn't want it so yes it is Kaliningrad.

    • @Prussia1867
      @Prussia1867 3 года назад +15

      I’m disappointed

  • @saulivor2843
    @saulivor2843 4 года назад +1465

    Every month of the ussr:
    2:34:
    *skips 14 years of Leonid Brezhnev*

    • @Nurix2k2
      @Nurix2k2 4 года назад +109

      Because don't was big changes

    • @morrisstudio8372
      @morrisstudio8372 4 года назад +5

      Ikr

    • @Стартуем
      @Стартуем 4 года назад +8

      потому что брежнев нихрена не сделал

    • @Nurix2k2
      @Nurix2k2 4 года назад +9

      @Andrew Chernyshev Рааассииия !Раассиия!Расееея!Раасеия!!

    • @qussarbasker
      @qussarbasker 4 года назад +2

      @@Nurix2k2 прогнивший, тоталитарный, скрепошвайный путинский режим...

  • @BeckhamJ9980
    @BeckhamJ9980 5 лет назад +979

    My great grandma was alive from the start and the end of the USSR and died last year

    • @agus_pax8796
      @agus_pax8796 5 лет назад +113

      Sorry to hear that, rip

    • @kikit7262
      @kikit7262 5 лет назад +42

      Sorry to hear your story mate

    • @Lorainch
      @Lorainch 5 лет назад +65

      Wow... The USSR was like her live

    • @Nicholaskgaming
      @Nicholaskgaming 5 лет назад +31

      Bet she was an awesome person

    • @34MGD
      @34MGD 5 лет назад +10

      RIP

  • @hardgamingandcountryballma1648
    @hardgamingandcountryballma1648 3 года назад +162

    4:03 I love the way he drink a vodka

  • @joko9185
    @joko9185 4 года назад +822

    armenia: declares independence
    Belarus: declares independence
    Mongolia: Becomes lake

    • @Hrvatski_vojnik
      @Hrvatski_vojnik 3 года назад +20

      HAHAHA!!! I know it just turns blue

    • @vin6665
      @vin6665 3 года назад +9

      It becames sea.

    • @epicgamingcommunistcheems4267
      @epicgamingcommunistcheems4267 3 года назад +21

      It turned into a Russian Satellite State,
      So i agree

    • @romanvonungern-sternberg1322
      @romanvonungern-sternberg1322 3 года назад +7

      @@epicgamingcommunistcheems4267 nahh, there was no such thing as a Russian satellite Mongolia… the guy is trippin. Mongolia cut ties with the USSR before the collapse.

    • @fr2406
      @fr2406 3 года назад +1

      xd

  • @SomeGuy-lr7ms
    @SomeGuy-lr7ms 5 лет назад +349

    Imagine if Kazakhstan didn’t declare independence and became the USSR
    Edit: Except it’s not a Union

  • @danielj.1866
    @danielj.1866 7 лет назад +3273

    Russia declared independence from the USSR...
    That's sounds like that I give birth to one of my parents.

    • @daviddavidov8398
      @daviddavidov8398 7 лет назад +457

      dániel jenovác ARTICLE 17. To every Union Republic is reserved the right freely to secede from the U.S.S.R.
      That's why Country called Soviet Union not Russian union

    • @salutic.7544
      @salutic.7544 7 лет назад +51

      DavidG Gv yeah we know but it just sounds so weird

    • @tremedar
      @tremedar 7 лет назад +175

      Ignorant? I think not. Russia is the country that birthed the USSR, they're the country that forced other soviet states into the USSR and when they could no longer forcibly hold states in it, they left, and once Russia was all that was left, besides Kazakhstan, what was the point in calling themselves anything other....than Russia?

    • @kazuhiramiller7491
      @kazuhiramiller7491 7 лет назад +121

      tremedar First, they didn't force anyone, if they did, they would literally crush the sepatarist protests with its 4 million troops. USSR is not a fucking empire. Insert that fact to your stupid fucking head. Second, UK is also the country that birthded the US, Australia, India, South Africa, a bunch of North African nations, South Africa, Canada, New Zealand, Malaysia and much much more. So with that logic, why don't you call them UK? Although you accept both states as a so called "empire"? You're fighting your own logic.

    • @kazuhiramiller7491
      @kazuhiramiller7491 7 лет назад +40

      tremedar You're also forcibly holding states, what about UK, Serbia, Germany, Canada, Spain, Belgium, China, they are also forcibly holding states, does that make them an empire too? No. Because they are all US puppets. You find reasons to criticize those who don't like the US only.

  • @leoswe
    @leoswe 3 года назад +52

    3:51 Well Kaliningrad is still in the Sovet Union

    • @anonym1868
      @anonym1868 3 года назад +6

      Königsberg *

    • @edgevenly
      @edgevenly 6 месяцев назад

      @@anonym1868 thats german

  • @spooder9184
    @spooder9184 5 лет назад +312

    Kazakhstan: Declares independence from itself
    IT HURT ITSELF IN ITS CONFUSION!

    • @cormacmacsuibhne2867
      @cormacmacsuibhne2867 5 лет назад +13

      You know since Kazakhstan was all that remained of USSR, that means Gorbachev was just the leader of the country and nothing more.

    • @zap648
      @zap648 5 лет назад +3

      No, there was a leader in the Kazakh SSR, Gorbachev was still the leader of a collapsing Union.

    • @cormacmacsuibhne2867
      @cormacmacsuibhne2867 5 лет назад +1

      @@zap648 Do you know the name of the leader of Kazakhstan at the time of the soviet collapse?

    • @JH-uk3ze
      @JH-uk3ze 5 лет назад +1

      @@cormacmacsuibhne2867 Nazarbayev

    • @alanmalan3819
      @alanmalan3819 5 лет назад

      zap648 he still be leader of Kazakhstan

  • @icychillin5455
    @icychillin5455 4 года назад +1878

    Everyone : Kazakhstan became Soviet Union for 4 days
    Kaliningrad : My presence is forgotten...

    • @First_one-uz2hp
      @First_one-uz2hp 4 года назад +52

      Kaliningrad is a part of Russia, like Moscow

    • @First_one-uz2hp
      @First_one-uz2hp 4 года назад +31

      by the way, interesting to know. Where are you from and are you satisfied with the collapse of the USSR? How do you feel about communism. I'm ftom Russia, Novosibirsk

    • @GenocideWesterners
      @GenocideWesterners 3 года назад +78

      @@First_one-uz2hp Fall of the USSR was the worst thing which happened to both the world and Russia. For russia, it meant losing 25% of its land, 50% of its population.Having two superpowers is always better than a unipolar world. The rise of communism is inevitable. Capitalism will eventually fall.

    • @First_one-uz2hp
      @First_one-uz2hp 3 года назад +24

      @@GenocideWesterners I thought that everyone was glad of falling of the great country, especially nato members. It is good to hear that it is a tragedy for some people. I'm from Russia and it is pity that we have lost our ancestral lands (I'm talking about Ukraine) and such a huge piece of land inhabited by fraternal peoples like Kazakhstan

    • @mrlonghead
      @mrlonghead 3 года назад +18

      @@GenocideWesterners no it's not just Russia its the the republics united Making the USSR why dose Russia take all the credit

  • @ocularzombie6679
    @ocularzombie6679 5 лет назад +1233

    The USSR lived for less than a month?
    0:11

    • @dafnefeelslikeh3210
      @dafnefeelslikeh3210 5 лет назад +40

      Oof

    • @szexmaster
      @szexmaster 5 лет назад +52

      The history is faked?!

    • @weqewqadsdasd
      @weqewqadsdasd 5 лет назад +109

      The world would become a better place if the USSR only lived for a few months.

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 лет назад +6

      @@localphatbeet8532 lol

    • @fyn8172
      @fyn8172 5 лет назад +43

      @@localphatbeet8532 People who actually experience USSR's lies, propaganda and murders: hate USSR. European/American kids: YoU EaRnEd a FrEe TiCkET tO GuLaG

  • @martin8301
    @martin8301 3 года назад +131

    Russia: leaves USSR
    Rest of the world: Hold on, this whole operation was your idea

    • @gutsjoestar7450
      @gutsjoestar7450 3 года назад +5

      our

    • @Gold_Not_God
      @Gold_Not_God 2 года назад +6

      In fact, the revolutionary socialists fought for the creation of the USSR, while Russia (or rather, the Russian government and army) fought against them.

  • @schachmatt3706
    @schachmatt3706 3 года назад +581

    Kazakhstan: "Why are you running??? Why are you running???"

    • @AlvinxAngel
      @AlvinxAngel 3 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @linuslimpan0
      @linuslimpan0 3 года назад +13

      Russian SFSR: Because this is the end..
      Kazakh SSR: End of what?
      Russian SFSR: End of the Soviet U-
      *dead*
      Russia: Ooff.. what happened?
      Kazakh SSR: Oh man… I’m waiting a bit, maybe some other country wants to become a Soviet republic like me… right guys?
      Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan and Turkmenistan: *NO!*
      Kazakh SSR: Okay fine.. guess it’s my turn…
      *dead*
      Kazakhstan: Maybe this wasn’t a bad idea after all.. :3 guess the old Kazakhstan still lives happily!

    • @fluto6997
      @fluto6997 3 года назад

      @@linuslimpan0 what’s the difference between Russia and ussr?

    • @fluto6997
      @fluto6997 3 года назад

      @@linuslimpan0 an downy did you only mention Muslim countries :(

    • @linuslimpan0
      @linuslimpan0 3 года назад +1

      @@fluto6997 The USSR has a different flag and name, a different text to their anthem and other leaders.

  • @belgisizalem
    @belgisizalem 5 лет назад +2299

    Russia gained independence from Kazakhstan🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿

    • @arturm8646
      @arturm8646 5 лет назад +117

      @@snosantonov No, he is a dreamer

    • @halilabey9934
      @halilabey9934 5 лет назад +205

      Gusiotin Y. U both are freaking İDİOT. He just joked

    • @arturm8646
      @arturm8646 5 лет назад +12

      @@halilabey9934 oh really??!!! Thanks a lot. I was blind!

    • @apo5895
      @apo5895 5 лет назад +19

      BELGISIZ ÁLEM the Soviet Union was a Alliance no one gained independence from an another country they just left the alliance

    • @salt-shin
      @salt-shin 5 лет назад +8

      These 2 are really idiots.
      I hope that in school they take jokes.

  • @jobejer
    @jobejer 6 лет назад +1996

    Yup, that is right guys. People tend to think that Russia was the Soviet Union, but in reality, it was Kazakhstan all along.
    The more you know kids

    • @kaisermeteor
      @kaisermeteor 6 лет назад +6

      Су

    • @razorv2775
      @razorv2775 6 лет назад +38

      Nope, kazachstan wasn t soviet union, IT just didn t addopted a New flag, but only in 1992 he chanced the flag

    • @aturtledarkly5947
      @aturtledarkly5947 6 лет назад +89

      GREATEST ... COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.....
      ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS
      KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER ONE EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM
      ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM
      KAZAKHSTAN HOME OF TINSHEIN SWIMMING POOL
      ITS LENGTH 30 METER WIDTH 6 METER
      FILTRATION SYSTEM A WONDER TO BEHOLD
      IT REMOVE 80 PERCENT OF HUMAN SOLID WASTE

    • @ВоваЧуйко-т3с
      @ВоваЧуйко-т3с 6 лет назад +6

      Иди пей кумыс негр

    • @СвятославИщенко-ц6в
      @СвятославИщенко-ц6в 6 лет назад +15

      this is bullshit because the population of Kazakhstan is smaller than the population of Moscow and St. Petersburg combined. And 8 times less than the population of Russia.

  • @demon_xd_
    @demon_xd_ 3 года назад +49

    Imagine an alternate timeline where someone in kazakhstan rises to power and goes full *kid who stays in a zoom call after the teacher leaves* and fixes the soviet union , then refills its ranks by giving more autonomy to different of its own provinces or other administrative regions, then proclaims them SSRs.
    It would be cool to see people go like “ok” at Kazakh shenanigans

  • @ryanissa3353
    @ryanissa3353 4 года назад +921

    3:41 Mongolia is now the Sea of Mongolia

    • @syrianarmy8654
      @syrianarmy8654 4 года назад +7

      Mongolia is allied with China

    • @Tuguldur
      @Tuguldur 4 года назад +8

      @@syrianarmy8654 be careful to saying something like that. Mongolians rival has always been china

    • @BSIL16
      @BSIL16 4 года назад +1

      @Sun Union Hello. We've meet again. Haven't we?

    • @afiziazhan9346
      @afiziazhan9346 4 года назад +6

      @Lee Ruan yeah yeah Mongolia hate china because history

    • @jiuguimeiying
      @jiuguimeiying 3 года назад +7

      @@syrianarmy8654 Actually Mongolia not allied with China, only economic highly depended on China.
      Before the Manchu taken down Beijing, the Outer Mongolia (Current Mongolia) is not under control by China. Outer Mongolia is taken down by Manchu which corporated with tribes of Inner Mongolia, because they want to taken down the current Xinjiang region which controlled by Junggar. Means the outer Mongolia is force to became part of China via war, that's why they will never allied with China

  • @twohandedswordsman852
    @twohandedswordsman852 6 лет назад +369

    Kazakhstan was the loyalest USSR state.
    *Republic
    My bad.

  • @scxpioz7724
    @scxpioz7724 5 лет назад +364

    So Since Kazakhstan is Landlocked
    Kazakhstan Was USSR for 4 Days
    That means that the USSR was Landlocked for 4 Days.🇰🇿

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 лет назад +14

      The USSR might as well have been a landlocked country. The only practical ocean access they have, is through NATO controlled chokepoints, of Turkey, and Denmark. Sure they've got Vladivostok in the far east, but even that port ices up in the winter, and it is way far away from the main population centers of the Soviet Union.

    • @Abdisa-sj2fq
      @Abdisa-sj2fq 5 лет назад +1

      @@carultch ohyeahyeah

    • @carultch
      @carultch 5 лет назад +4

      @@Abdisa-sj2fq If the arctic ocean becomes reliably ice-free, the Russians will then have uncontrolled access to the ocean through Murmansk.

    • @Abdisa-sj2fq
      @Abdisa-sj2fq 5 лет назад +2

      @@carultch yeah

    • @Abdisa-sj2fq
      @Abdisa-sj2fq 5 лет назад +3

      @@carultch the Russians would benefit from Global warming.

  • @devyph6310
    @devyph6310 3 года назад +118

    if the Soviet Union had still existed by now, Communism memes wouldnt exist.
    probably

    • @suckyourmother2939
      @suckyourmother2939 3 года назад +10

      fuck communism the concept has literally killed millions and people make it look like a cool meme today

    • @lmao6762
      @lmao6762 3 года назад +6

      i mean, they would probably, china is still communist yet there are a lot of ccp memes

    • @emilisusas1254
      @emilisusas1254 2 года назад

      @@suckyourmother2939 ikr

    • @yc99official95
      @yc99official95 2 года назад

      nah they still would thanks to tankie loyalists

    • @eefff7224
      @eefff7224 2 года назад

      blame its bitchass leader stalin started most if crap and due to it The people died

  • @qcompressed1409
    @qcompressed1409 4 года назад +317

    Stalin is that one really mean and strict math teacher
    Gorbachev is that one substitute teacher who doesn’t really care and let’s you goof off all day

    • @RUSTA5
      @RUSTA5 2 года назад +24

      🤣 Yeah, and still Stalin wasnt all that bad. Besides obvoiusly killing 790.000 soviet people 😠

    • @soulplexis
      @soulplexis 2 года назад +4

      yeah you learn from the strict one though

    • @TheTanveerGaming
      @TheTanveerGaming 2 года назад

      Stalin sux

    • @TerminalLumbago3657
      @TerminalLumbago3657 2 года назад +29

      You’re wrong. Stalin was an awesome man, and Gorbachev was a traitor.

    • @CUBISSSTZ
      @CUBISSSTZ 2 года назад

      He was the good teacher that let's everyone play and do whatever and people who opposes him just gets joked around

  • @tuahiskandar4867
    @tuahiskandar4867 7 лет назад +1571

    0:12 lol found and collapse at the same time

    • @carlosmagalhaes7109
      @carlosmagalhaes7109 7 лет назад +241

      Communism doesn't work.

    • @verniy4087
      @verniy4087 7 лет назад +268

      Glory to the soviet union!
      A few minutes laters.
      Glory to Mother Russia!

    • @wheremyshekelsat1430
      @wheremyshekelsat1430 7 лет назад +45

      USSR was not communist dumb fucks it was socialist. Communism is nice idea sold to russians average IQ masses. Democracy is same nice idea which nothing but a lie. People who gave you nazism communism (socialism) and democracy sits in Vatican. They are called Jesuit order

    • @wheremyshekelsat1430
      @wheremyshekelsat1430 7 лет назад +7

      btw it was not russian revolution it was jewish revolution.:)))) like in Germany - Nazis were mostly jews in power.

    • @teloresumoasinomas1110
      @teloresumoasinomas1110 7 лет назад +20

      False, capitalism doesn't work. Gorbachev had already sold the western oligarchy to destroy the USSR. And that's what happened.

  • @megamutant4539
    @megamutant4539 5 лет назад +319

    0:12 rip Soviet Union December 1922 - December 1922

  • @UniversusVasator
    @UniversusVasator Год назад +53

    Major events:
    0:22 - New leader
    1:03 - Borders change and new soviet divisions form
    1:12 - WW2 begins, USSR gains land
    1:18 - Germany invades Western USSR
    1:25 - Germany pushed back, USSR gains land
    1:29 - Tanna Tuva taken by USSR
    1:32 - Major border changes, new Soviet Satellites
    1:33 - USSR loses a ton of land in China
    1:42 - USSR loses North Korea
    1:56 - New leader
    2:02 - New leader again
    2:33 - New leader again again
    2:35 - Timeskip
    2:37 - USSR invades Afghanistan
    2:47 - New leader
    2:51 - New leader again
    2:54 - New leader again again
    2:56 - USSR loses land in Afghanistan
    2:59 - USSR loses Soviet Satellites
    3:01 - USSR begins collapse with independence of Lithuania
    3:06 - Georgia declares independence
    3:08 - Estonia declares independence
    3:10 - Latvia declares independence
    3:11 - Moldova declares independence
    3:14 - Azerbajian declares independence
    3:16 - Kyrgyzstan & Uzbekistan declare independence
    3:18 - Tajikistan declares independence
    3:19 - Armenia declares independence
    3:23 - Turkmenistan declares independence
    3:27 - Chechnya declares independence
    3:31 - Ukraine becomes independant
    3:37 - Belarus secedes USSR
    3:41 - Russia secedes from USSR
    3:47 - Kazakhstan declares independence
    3:52 - Offical dissolve of Soviet Union (USSR)

  • @zacharyneil8274
    @zacharyneil8274 5 лет назад +112

    Kazakhstan declared independence from the USSR when they where the only country in the USSR

    • @98dayz25
      @98dayz25 5 лет назад +3

      Not really kaliningrad was the last

    • @fspanzer1737
      @fspanzer1737 5 лет назад +15

      @@98dayz25 kaliningrad is part of Russia, that's a map error. When Russia got out of the Soviet Union Kaliningrad should've done too, that's a map error.

    • @98dayz25
      @98dayz25 5 лет назад +1

      No re watch the video then you will see

    • @fspanzer1737
      @fspanzer1737 5 лет назад +9

      @@98dayz25 I saw it man, that was a map error, Kaliningrad is part of Russia. When Russia got out of the USSR, Kaliningrad did it too, but the video didn't show it. Do a quick google research

    • @alishershalken1664
      @alishershalken1664 5 лет назад +2

      @@98dayz25 stupid communist...

  • @Unieh
    @Unieh 5 лет назад +235

    Top 10 Anime betrayals of all time!
    1:16

    • @1158supersiri
      @1158supersiri 5 лет назад +6

      some people present it as if any country was free to leave
      that's just a lie
      When Czech Republic wanted to leave the USSR invaded it and cruelly fought them

    • @sonicjpg2016
      @sonicjpg2016 5 лет назад +6

      if you are talking about land, it happened because of Hitler’s troops attack on the USSR

    • @patadamcek
      @patadamcek 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@1158supersirifirst Czechia wasnt part of USSR and second in the times of USSR Czechia wasnt even country

  • @justdaniel8529
    @justdaniel8529 5 лет назад +376

    3:40 Mr Gorbachev I don’t Feel so good

    • @randomlegocolourgun5875
      @randomlegocolourgun5875 5 лет назад +22

      It was cause by Yetsin
      He is a traitor and he was responsible for dissolving soviet union

    • @theoarlan834
      @theoarlan834 5 лет назад +5

      @@randomlegocolourgun5875 Fuck Yeltsin

    • @feds6297
      @feds6297 5 лет назад +1

      Mr gorbachev helped with chernobyl

    • @tekmogm5979
      @tekmogm5979 5 лет назад +1

      He is not Mr. Gorbachev.
      He is comrade Gorbachev and it's true.

    • @feds6297
      @feds6297 5 лет назад

      Ja he'rr.

  • @ShenaniganEntertainment
    @ShenaniganEntertainment 3 года назад +130

    United forever in freindship and labour
    Our mighty republics will ever endure
    The great Soviet union will live through the ages
    The dream of a people that their fortress secure
    Long live our soviet motherland
    Built by the people's mighty hand
    Long live our people united and free
    Strong in our freindship
    Tried by fire
    Long may our crimson flag inspire
    Shining in glory for on men to see
    Through days dark and stormy great lenin lead us
    Our eyes saw the brightness of freedom above
    And stalin our leader who had faith in people
    Inspired us people to build up the land that we love
    Long live our soviet motherland
    Built by the people's mighty hand
    Long live our people united and free
    Stong in our freindship tried by fire
    Long may our crimson flag inspire
    Shining in glory for all men to see
    We fought for the future destroyed the invaders
    And brought our motherland laurels of fame
    Our glory will live on in the memory of nations
    And all generations will honour her name
    Long live our soviet motherland
    Built by the peoples mighty hand
    Long live our people united and free
    Srong in our friendship tried by fire
    Long may our crimson flag inspire
    Shining in glory for all men to see

  • @RandomLorence
    @RandomLorence 3 года назад +92

    1917: Russian Revolution
    1922: Establishment of the USSR
    1924: Iosif Stalin Aroses to Power
    1939: Molotov Ribbentrop Pact
    1940: Winter War
    1941: Operation Barbarossa
    1945: The Red Army Takes Berlin
    1949: Comunist Satellites
    1955: Nikita Krushev is the Leader
    1964: Leonid Brezhnev
    1979: Soviet-Afghan War
    1985: Mikhail Gorbachev
    1989: Fall of Comunist Satellites
    1990: The Republics Leave
    1991: Fall of the USSR

    • @cy_wareye7395
      @cy_wareye7395 Год назад +1

      Mikhail Gorbachov - Our hero & Russian/Soviet traitor

    • @el777verg
      @el777verg Год назад +4

      1941: Molotovn't ribbentropn't pact

    • @cy_wareye7395
      @cy_wareye7395 Год назад

      Czarnobyl 1986

    • @MrGerman792
      @MrGerman792 Год назад

      USSR escaping in backrooms in level ! For usa USSR:*Falls try* Usa:*jumpscare*

    • @dantdmfangamingrich9802
      @dantdmfangamingrich9802 Год назад

      1947: Cold War starts

  • @cesarpradesmarcelbermudez5275
    @cesarpradesmarcelbermudez5275 4 года назад +440

    2:58 When everybody is leaving the whatsapp group

  • @miguelcastillo917
    @miguelcastillo917 5 лет назад +910

    Lithuania: *breathes*
    USSR: ????
    All the other soviet states: *YEET*

    • @Ajen1
      @Ajen1 5 лет назад +11

      @@Daniel-oi2tm good job, what have they done to you exactly?

    • @badboi8245
      @badboi8245 5 лет назад +11

      @@Daniel-oi2tm uno reverse card

    • @megnus3rs
      @megnus3rs 5 лет назад +5

      @Canadian Mapping GULAG NOW!

    • @KRPTN
      @KRPTN 5 лет назад +2

      @@Daniel-oi2tm same here from georgia

    • @kenjijor
      @kenjijor 5 лет назад +2

      Ну, дегенераты/русофобы есть везде

  • @Zoomer_Boi
    @Zoomer_Boi 2 года назад +15

    2:55 the last leader of the Soviet Union is dead RIP Gorbachev 1931-2022

    • @rlm2933
      @rlm2933 2 года назад +2

      Good!

    • @ДмитрийКуприянов-м8ж
      @ДмитрийКуприянов-м8ж 2 года назад

      burn in hell for this traitor, eternal shame

    • @jackb7620
      @jackb7620 2 года назад +5

      @@rlm2933 Gorbachev was the first leader of the soviet union to allow freedom of speech and member states to declare independence! That's mainly the reason the Soviet Union fell, but he is by no means a bad guy.
      I can recommend oversimplifieds video regarding that topic, if you are interested! I think it is the one about the cold war

    • @rlm2933
      @rlm2933 2 года назад

      @@jackb7620 I think you’re forgetting the fact that he was a stalinist and Leninist, given the current state of the soviet union by the time he went into office, the soviet union was already collapsing, He had NO CHOICE, I bet you he would have done the same thing as all the corrupt soviet leaders would have done if the state wasn’t collapsing on its own, Plus my sources are checked in his own book.

    • @shubhnamdeo2865
      @shubhnamdeo2865 3 месяца назад

      @@jackb7620 He didn't allow the member states to leave, he was stabbed in the back by the Separatists whom he once trusted as colleagues. He wanted a free-er USSR because the country was plagued by corruption and inefficiencies since the '80s, but he didn't want a break-up.

  • @realsturms
    @realsturms 4 года назад +1276

    1:18 *Adolf has joined the chat*
    1:25 *Adolf has left the chat*

  • @justsomerandombirdwithinte5896
    @justsomerandombirdwithinte5896 4 года назад +319

    “Russia succedes from the soviet union”
    You dont say.

    • @vladimirlenin5589
      @vladimirlenin5589 4 года назад +25

      It makes me sad to see that .

    • @titanusghidorah7964
      @titanusghidorah7964 4 года назад +7

      Hello killer of a million people and berlin walller and commmunist person

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 года назад +6

      @@titanusghidorah7964 hello average Joe on the internet

    • @Кожанаякирка
      @Кожанаякирка 3 года назад

      Что вам надо от нашей россии

    • @sahanakamath1250
      @sahanakamath1250 3 года назад +3

      @@titanusghidorah7964 Nikita Khrushchev built the Berlin Wall idiot

  • @gtworldzhd4137
    @gtworldzhd4137 5 лет назад +142

    How can we ignore the fact that Kaliningrad is still the USSR

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 4 года назад +8

      SOYUZ NEVUSHINMY RESPUBLIK SBVODINK SPATILA NAVEKI VEKAYA RUS

    • @IqmalAziz
      @IqmalAziz 4 года назад

      Spatula

    • @doggo9947
      @doggo9947 Год назад +1

      kathzan wait i was tanking an dunp

  • @frenchfatfather
    @frenchfatfather 3 года назад +10

    It's hard to believe that at one point in history the soviet union union reached from Busan in South Korea all the way to berlin in Germany

  • @eaddup8126
    @eaddup8126 4 года назад +492

    3:42 USSR still remains its just Kaliningrad
    𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘄?

  • @whitelightalt5381
    @whitelightalt5381 5 лет назад +419

    1:32 that's a lot of land...

    • @mobilecyclop7329
      @mobilecyclop7329 5 лет назад +2

      LightDoesStuff :P :( poor Russia

    • @hellenicboi14
      @hellenicboi14 5 лет назад +70

      The Mongol empire: Red edition

    • @CheddarMannn
      @CheddarMannn 5 лет назад +4

      @@mobilecyclop7329 Why poor? Cuz they taken a half of Europe for themselves?

    • @deadaccount3533
      @deadaccount3533 5 лет назад

      Mobile Cyclop why poor russia

    • @deadaccount3533
      @deadaccount3533 5 лет назад +2

      LightDoesStuff :P not enough

  • @AbdulKarim-lu8zw
    @AbdulKarim-lu8zw 5 лет назад +991

    poland : *exist
    Nazi german : prepare for trouble
    USSR : and make it double

    • @grrumakemeangry
      @grrumakemeangry 5 лет назад +6

      lmfao

    • @Hdusiekwbshsjs
      @Hdusiekwbshsjs 5 лет назад +26

      The USSR only took lands they previously owned that were taken from them by Poland

    • @Boooooooooo541
      @Boooooooooo541 5 лет назад +34

      @@Hdusiekwbshsjs shut up dumbass. Your just trying to justify how bad the USSR really was

    • @Blyskawic4
      @Blyskawic4 5 лет назад +12

      @@theworldoverheavan560 Polish Jew? Thats not nice.

    • @Hdusiekwbshsjs
      @Hdusiekwbshsjs 5 лет назад +9

      Ben A.
      The USSR was mostly good.

  • @Syrupium
    @Syrupium 3 года назад +11

    Russia: leaves the party
    Kazakstan: Uhh... I guess I own this place now
    Kaliningrad: They called me a mad man

  • @aristo0448
    @aristo0448 5 лет назад +140

    I am not crying...
    Something got in my eye

    • @Akaseries
      @Akaseries 5 лет назад +11

      We are not crying...
      Something got in our eyes

    • @basil9973
      @basil9973 4 года назад +1

      *Good because, if your not, TO THE GULAG WITH YOU!*

    • @darkminister1503
      @darkminister1503 4 года назад

      You're crying for who depopulated Afghanistan.

    • @armandoplaysandmaps
      @armandoplaysandmaps 4 года назад

      @@basil9973 gulag fuck

  • @peeper2070
    @peeper2070 5 лет назад +170

    Look at how they massacred my boy

  • @DeathcastGaming
    @DeathcastGaming 5 лет назад +187

    3:00 look how they massacred my boy

    • @drwilson6999
      @drwilson6999 5 лет назад +17

      OUR boy

    • @basil9973
      @basil9973 4 года назад +7

      Look how *WE* massicared *OUR* boy.

    • @french-bibox5496
      @french-bibox5496 4 года назад +2

      @Minecraft Veteran Goulag for US assholes

    • @Four-of-aKind
      @Four-of-aKind 4 года назад +4

      @@french-bibox5496 gulag for you for not spelling "gulag" right

    • @french-bibox5496
      @french-bibox5496 4 года назад +1

      Comrade I'm French and It's our autocorrector

  • @thefieldmarshal8682
    @thefieldmarshal8682 3 года назад +34

    When asked how much land it wanted to liberate from the Nazis, the Soviet Union replied with a simple, “Yes.”

    • @RUSTA5
      @RUSTA5 2 года назад +4

      And 2022 here we go again 🤣🇷🇺❤️

    • @denisk3646
      @denisk3646 2 года назад

      @@RUSTA5 and 2022 Russia must first liberate itself from nazism

    • @nibeldougebagr7153
      @nibeldougebagr7153 Год назад

      The USSR literally helped the Nazi rise to power and take over Poland.

  • @bucky822
    @bucky822 5 лет назад +106

    3:27 Putin: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

  • @georgeloukas7
    @georgeloukas7 3 года назад +653

    2010: Mongolia won the Eurovision Song Contest

  • @deet0109mapping
    @deet0109mapping 5 лет назад +67

    I believe Mongolia stopped being a USSR satellite in 1990, but I could be wrong.

    • @user-vk3bb5wb1b
      @user-vk3bb5wb1b 4 года назад +8

      Yes. And declared democracy!

    • @leomagnusson5254
      @leomagnusson5254 4 года назад +2

      Mongolia became a democracy in 1992

    • @TheLocalLt
      @TheLocalLt 3 года назад +1

      It’s still a Russian satellite state even today. It’s a buffer state against China

  • @imanijaldinhartsough1342
    @imanijaldinhartsough1342 Год назад

    Thank you! This looks like it took a lot of work.

  • @notzeow2016
    @notzeow2016 5 лет назад +54

    NICHOLAS II: MR Lenin i dont feel so good
    NICHOLAS II: diseapers
    LENIN: FOR LAND AND BREAD

  • @erenyeager3829
    @erenyeager3829 5 лет назад +41

    4:12 Stalin slowly cries inside

  • @hanialturk5981
    @hanialturk5981 5 лет назад +314

    I have to say Russia has the best national anthem I have heard

  • @saobaomenace
    @saobaomenace Год назад +3

    0:19 Vladimir Lenin
    0:23 Joseph Stalin
    1:56 Georgey Malenkov
    2:02 Nikitia Khrushehev
    2:33 Leonid Brezhnez
    2:47 Yuri Andropov
    2:51 Konstantin Chernenko
    2:55 Mikhail Gorbachev

  • @ashwolfdude_yt7766
    @ashwolfdude_yt7766 3 года назад +299

    3:35 This is good tune of fall of a empire

    • @dinoxman8584
      @dinoxman8584 3 года назад +7

      Not an empire. Not an official one anyway.

    • @M-a-r-c
      @M-a-r-c 3 года назад +5

      it is an empire for some reason
      they have anything criteria of empires

    • @muddledlion9593
      @muddledlion9593 3 года назад +1

      @Deadman TV stop

    • @coltentucker8851
      @coltentucker8851 3 года назад

      @Deadman TV democracy has just as much corruption as communism my main man

    • @coltentucker8851
      @coltentucker8851 3 года назад

      @Deadman TV I’m still in middle school buddy

  • @Leo-cg9fv
    @Leo-cg9fv 5 лет назад +977

    Teacher: where is Italy?
    Me: points Europe.
    Teacher: Where is Japan?
    Me: points Asia.
    Teacher: where is the USSR?
    Me: in my heart

  • @MuhammadAhmed-yy9es
    @MuhammadAhmed-yy9es 4 года назад +248

    1:22 - November 1942 when Moscow was almost about to fall. But USSR fought back dramatically.

    • @williamsantos9471
      @williamsantos9471 4 года назад +18

      October 1941*, after 1941 the Axis started focusing on occuping the Caucasus

    • @mustard4762
      @mustard4762 3 года назад +7

      They wouldn't even surrender even if Moscow falls, they still got the Caucasus and a vast land filled with soldiers

    • @turkiyett0928
      @turkiyett0928 3 года назад +4

      1:20 Moscow

    • @paradoxicalpotato8927
      @paradoxicalpotato8927 3 года назад +6

      wINteR iS coMmING

    • @nopallajaabro
      @nopallajaabro 3 года назад

      @@paradoxicalpotato8927 LOL

  • @rollinontheboard
    @rollinontheboard Год назад +1

    R.I.P. Channel. (really appreciate the bio!!)

  • @truckjumperdude
    @truckjumperdude 4 года назад +185

    0:12 i didn't know that the USSR existed for less than a month

  • @Angyes
    @Angyes 4 года назад +96

    1:40 sad version of the USSR anthem
    We’re crying now

    • @LilWvyX
      @LilWvyX 4 года назад +6

      *WE'RE CRYING*

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 4 года назад +6

      As Pewdiepie once said
      "No I'm not crying shut up. We are."

    • @titanusghidorah7964
      @titanusghidorah7964 4 года назад +1

      It's not it's just not with words

    • @titanusghidorah7964
      @titanusghidorah7964 4 года назад

      But I like it

    • @stuffinanutshell9418
      @stuffinanutshell9418 4 года назад +1

      @@titanusghidorah7964 you are accuse of anti-soviet behavior the court finds you guilty and sentence you gulag

  • @darioisakovic7802
    @darioisakovic7802 5 лет назад +38

    3:52
    Gorbachev resigned on the 25th of December. The Soviet Union stopped existing a day later, on the 26th of December, not on the same day

    • @christophermbolinanipower1667
      @christophermbolinanipower1667 5 лет назад +1

      Dario Isaković You’re right. It was the Council of the Republics (The Soviet of Nationalities) who vites themselves and the Soviet Union out of existence on December 26th 1991. That was the true date of the dissolution of the Soviet Union.

    • @rayh6118
      @rayh6118 3 года назад +1

      @@christophermbolinanipower1667 exactly at 69 years

    • @Namedoesnotmatter4
      @Namedoesnotmatter4 Месяц назад

      Gorbachev was sellout to Americans

  • @NiteStorm324
    @NiteStorm324 3 года назад +15

    1:26 nice soviet sea(Caspian)

  • @thecitizenoftheinternet1077
    @thecitizenoftheinternet1077 5 лет назад +799

    Lenin: I have destroyed an entire empire!
    Stalin: And I have built a new one.
    Lenin: (leaves the chat)

    • @jfjxjjrkks5868
      @jfjxjjrkks5868 5 лет назад +23

      Lenin R.I.P 1926

    • @christophermbolinanipower1667
      @christophermbolinanipower1667 5 лет назад +19

      Mr_TAker THE GAME BLOCK STRIKE PLAY *1924

    • @Zen-rw2fz
      @Zen-rw2fz 4 года назад +26

      Kinda disapointing, I really wonder sometimes how different the ussr would be with lenning instead of stalin

    • @Shantykoff
      @Shantykoff 4 года назад +13

      @@Zen-rw2fz it would be the same, maybe different after WW2 if Lenin would have live longer than Stalin.

    • @Zen-rw2fz
      @Zen-rw2fz 4 года назад +18

      @@Shantykoff I doubt that, I'm convinced that he atleast wouldn't have purged the anarchists like stalin did.

  • @olidojosephd.9054
    @olidojosephd.9054 3 года назад +149

    There are *2 things* that come in my *mind* :
    A *non-Kazakh (Gorbachev)* ruled the *Kazakh SSR* for *4 days* .
    OR
    A *Kazakh (Nazarbayev)* ruled the *USSR* for *4 days* .
    Hoping *people* could see my *comment* . 😊😊😊

    • @anshikashukla405
      @anshikashukla405 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @youtubetroller2451
      @youtubetroller2451 3 года назад

      Just promoting your comment for likes, pathetic

    • @Aslanproo
      @Aslanproo 2 года назад +2

      Russia stole the land of Kazakhstan and gave to neighboring countries and also to itself😭🤧

  • @CannedBread-mz2tx
    @CannedBread-mz2tx 5 лет назад +87

    When Russia secedes from the Soviet Union before Kazakhstan does...
    Kazakhstan: “Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.”
    (Sorry I’m beating a very dead horse)

  • @sigh7731
    @sigh7731 2 года назад +17

    The Hog Rider is a fast ground troop with medium hit points, low damage, and the ability to jump over enemy Walls. He is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a quick building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage

  • @mimihw
    @mimihw 4 года назад +78

    3:41
    Kaliningrad:Well Kazakhstan, everyone is gone, and we are alone
    Kazakhstan: **Left**
    Kaliningrad: Everyone went and left me alone

    • @ethandoll9877
      @ethandoll9877 3 года назад +1

      I AM USSR. -Kaliningrad, 1991-present

    • @calebcorrea7556
      @calebcorrea7556 3 года назад +1

      @@ethandoll9877 nope it joined Russia right after the video ended

    • @vin6665
      @vin6665 3 года назад

      The whole idea of communist utopia / soviet union was Russia’s idea. Damn they’re not even the last one to leave.

  • @Awakeningspirit20
    @Awakeningspirit20 7 лет назад +49

    Great video! I feel like it would have been an incredible experience to have visited the USSR and Eastern Bloc. But I wasn't even alive during their existence. I'm proud to have Lithuanian heritage though, they truly made history.

  • @Jefferson5020
    @Jefferson5020 6 лет назад +84

    *_Kazakhstan is Best Stan_*

    • @OK-nd4jk
      @OK-nd4jk 5 лет назад

      My parents born in Kazakhstan and its very, very nice there.

    • @mateo5198
      @mateo5198 5 лет назад +1

      Yes and afghanistan the badest for me

    • @EthanBoBethan
      @EthanBoBethan 5 лет назад +2

      all other countries are run by little girls

    • @kom1i
      @kom1i 5 лет назад

      uzbekistan is better

    • @azat9068
      @azat9068 5 лет назад

      @@kom1i чём?

  • @byrontheluigifan72
    @byrontheluigifan72 3 года назад +87

    The Soviet Union may have fallen, but it hasn’t fallen in our hearts.

    • @rtixboi
      @rtixboi 2 года назад +14

      your probably aren’t from or were alive when it collapsed

    • @byrontheluigifan72
      @byrontheluigifan72 2 года назад +3

      @@rtixboi well, as a Slavic, it bassicly saved OUR lives from the n@z!$

    • @comrade_aryan
      @comrade_aryan 2 года назад +4

      No USSR has never fallen! It's still here, it's just western conspiracy against us to believe socialism has ended! While in reality it hasn't!

    • @Triskelion345
      @Triskelion345 2 года назад +2

      Best wishes to the remaining communist states

    • @comrade_aryan
      @comrade_aryan 2 года назад +12

      @@Triskelion345 there was no Communist state ever comrade. We only have socialist states left(that too very few)

  • @valesomejoio
    @valesomejoio 5 лет назад +97

    Stalin drinking at the end is too painful... :((( I can't hold my tears

    • @abenubilous437
      @abenubilous437 5 лет назад +2

      What was he drinking ??

    • @the_forbidden_sock_7100
      @the_forbidden_sock_7100 5 лет назад +2

      I thing he was doing whiskey or beer but I really don’t know

    • @josephstalin2173
      @josephstalin2173 5 лет назад +16

      @@abenubilous437 vodka :)

    • @abenubilous437
      @abenubilous437 5 лет назад +2

      I thought it's Poison
      O Hello Joseph Stalin! Aren't you dead ??
      That means I am meeting the ghost of Joseph Stalin

    • @canyonbruce8525
      @canyonbruce8525 5 лет назад +1

      yes vodka

  • @paolodivittorio
    @paolodivittorio 7 лет назад +88

    3:41 KALININGRAD - what's up?

    • @awesomepotatoes540
      @awesomepotatoes540 7 лет назад +1

      Павел Кривуля I know right?

    • @paolodivittorio
      @paolodivittorio 6 лет назад +4

      Rot Kalininsberg ))

    • @thegallus--3556
      @thegallus--3556 6 лет назад +4

      Павел Кривуля Königsgrad.

    • @80snewwavemusic-synthpostp80
      @80snewwavemusic-synthpostp80 6 лет назад

      Kazakh

    • @bbenjoe
      @bbenjoe 6 лет назад +4

      @Some Asian Kid That Loves Aviation Dude, don't mix it with Stalingrad. Stalingrad is where the big battle was in 1942-1943, Kaliningrad is the former Königsberg. It's above Poland, on the Baltic shore.

  • @vaynervayner387
    @vaynervayner387 4 года назад +306

    Lithuania: I want to leave.
    Other countries: No, WE want to leave.

  • @MrLurkingShadows
    @MrLurkingShadows 3 года назад +5

    0:13
    "From its foundation in December 1922 until its collapsing in December 1922."
    Well they didn't last long did they

  • @KheyPard
    @KheyPard  7 лет назад +564

    Who is your favorite Soviet leader ?

  • @Stopitpls
    @Stopitpls 5 лет назад +28

    3:00
    I can’t watch this without a tear falling down my cheek

    • @allofthiswasanexperimentlo9641
      @allofthiswasanexperimentlo9641 5 лет назад

      Well then i agree woth your name.
      (Hands off keyboards now, brave warriors, tis was but a joke!)

    • @Drannn54
      @Drannn54 5 лет назад

      I am a disappointment to my parents why? Its good damn

    • @emilisusas1254
      @emilisusas1254 2 года назад +2

      Nothing is sad about this, its actually good

    • @warpoverdrivu6900
      @warpoverdrivu6900 2 года назад +1

      @@emilisusas1254 heil markets!!!! Heil neoliberalism!!!! Heil 7 million dead in the wake of capitalism!!! Is that what your saying?

  • @evncr7132
    @evncr7132 4 года назад +63

    Stalin in the end was like “damn that’s good”😂

    • @thebakersbaker4724
      @thebakersbaker4724 3 года назад +11

      Imagine that you are the ghost of Stalin seeing the ussr fall. That would be tough

    • @person8574
      @person8574 3 года назад +1

      @@thebakersbaker4724 cry_about_it.gif

  • @jellyfoundation5134
    @jellyfoundation5134 2 года назад +3

    Kid:falls-
    Mom: it's a scratch
    The scratch: 3:46

  • @laz6578
    @laz6578 6 лет назад +205

    3:45
    Top 10 saddest anime deaths

  • @plotniski2822
    @plotniski2822 6 лет назад +84

    The USSR still remains in transistria

  • @skilllost9584
    @skilllost9584 5 лет назад +91

    I proud of you kaliningrad but in the end U.S.S.R still dead

    • @kxloux8466
      @kxloux8466 5 лет назад +14

      Why are you supporting one of the most ruthless Dictatorships to have ever existed?

    • @gamlielabdar3398
      @gamlielabdar3398 5 лет назад +14

      @@kxloux8466 bcoz theyre still better than these leftists we have nowadays

    • @KRPTN
      @KRPTN 5 лет назад

      i mean like fuck the communism but you guys are still better than sjws

    • @aminazman9311
      @aminazman9311 5 лет назад +3

      China, today's biggest communist country had the most supercomputer in the world and an emerging superpower. Imagine if USSR still lives, we'll have smartphone and laptop made by Soviets.

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin 5 лет назад +2

      Kxloux
      British Empire laughing in the distance

  • @fr4nc3sc0_d0r1
    @fr4nc3sc0_d0r1 3 года назад +18

    2:04 for me this is the best logo ever.

  • @nicolaeceausescu5310
    @nicolaeceausescu5310 7 лет назад +341

    Collapsing in December 1991...

    • @splitsecondscience9368
      @splitsecondscience9368 7 лет назад +7

      Dincolo de aparențe Christmas,lol.

    • @teloresumoasinomas1110
      @teloresumoasinomas1110 7 лет назад +5

      Not collapse, was dissolution against the will of the Soviets, instead capitalism if collapse several times for example that of the 2008.

    • @nicolaeceausescu5310
      @nicolaeceausescu5310 7 лет назад +2

      That's the term used in video

    • @benmarley3086
      @benmarley3086 7 лет назад +22

      Must have been the best Christmas of all time

    • @kolyasmirno9116
      @kolyasmirno9116 7 лет назад +2

      Ben Marley Williams lel for you Macdonald boy yes but we were scared much

  • @mrsponkman
    @mrsponkman 3 года назад +128

    Russia: Decides to leave the USSR
    Kaliningrad: No, no I don't think I will

  • @xavi123ify
    @xavi123ify 4 года назад +32

    Kazakhstan is like the guy who didn’t create the group on WhatsApp but still stays till everyone has left the chat

    • @ollibon
      @ollibon 3 года назад +1

      And becomes an administrator

  • @ГражданинМира-ь8ъ
    @ГражданинМира-ь8ъ 2 года назад +8

    Я одни не пойму, почему иностранцы больше фанатеют от Советского Союза, чем сами русские?

    • @skylinelover9276
      @skylinelover9276 2 года назад

      We aint hype anymore in our own countries, because we used to it everyday

    • @clarkmirkbell880
      @clarkmirkbell880 2 года назад

      porque No les cuentan de los crimenes de los Comunistas, Si Se Contara Tanto Los crimenes como Los causados por el nazismo, nadie le gustaria ser comunista

    • @GenocideWesterners
      @GenocideWesterners 2 года назад

      I am a foreigner and a big fan of the USSR.

    • @cringe7391
      @cringe7391 2 года назад

      Because it's easy to support communism when your country never lived under it I guess

  • @josephstalin8513
    @josephstalin8513 4 года назад +61

    The good ol' days

    • @Feday1
      @Feday1 3 года назад +1

      Why did you give nakhijevan and karabakh to Azerbaijan and just die and leave us in this mess?

    • @finlandball1939
      @finlandball1939 2 года назад +2

      @@Feday1 He did a little trolling…
      ;)

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral 2 года назад

      @@Feday1 he just saw the future with Gorbachev and died from stroke. I mean it's hard to do something if you are paralised and you forgot again to execute Beria

    • @ryo1ymz
      @ryo1ymz 2 года назад

      👴👴👴👴👴👴

  • @exoteric_bb
    @exoteric_bb 4 года назад +88

    This is basically a discord server. Everyone joins, and after a while, everyone leaves.

  • @coon199
    @coon199 5 лет назад +121

    4:02
    Nobody:
    Moms after a day at work

    • @helpmewtfisthat1561
      @helpmewtfisthat1561 4 года назад

      @@vel6328 lol what🤣. I am from russia this is fake🤣🤣🤣

    • @arya1275
      @arya1275 4 года назад

      @@helpmewtfisthat1561 no don't
      Lie to me :'(

    • @SantiagoP.2006
      @SantiagoP.2006 4 года назад

      @@helpmewtfisthat1561 my parients called it motherland .-.

    • @helpmewtfisthat1561
      @helpmewtfisthat1561 4 года назад

      @@SantiagoP.2006 i talk with 120 person about it and nobody say that

    • @SantiagoP.2006
      @SantiagoP.2006 4 года назад

      @@helpmewtfisthat1561 ... mabe they didnt but mabe politics said ussr motherland, i guess

  • @datastudio2543
    @datastudio2543 2 года назад +3

    很精美的動態歷史地圖,希望能學習這樣的技巧

  • @elysium_xvx6569
    @elysium_xvx6569 6 лет назад +69

    Lol Kazakhstan was then the only soviet union

  • @zoorozuya
    @zoorozuya 4 года назад +283

    The Soviet Union lasted for exactly 69 years
    nice.
    Edit: Kazakhstan was technically the Soviet Union for 4 days so, the Soviet Union actually lasted for 69 years.

    • @basemrab3028
      @basemrab3028 4 года назад +7

      seks number

    • @Rishi123456789
      @Rishi123456789 4 года назад +15

      >69
      kek
      No, seriously though, it lasted for 74 years if you count the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic (which was created in 1917).

    • @asimapadhy4982
      @asimapadhy4982 4 года назад +4

      D A V I E
      Practice 69 hours a day
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    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 4 года назад +3

      Boris Yeltsin: LETS CRUSH THE UNION 4 DAYS AFTER 69 YEARS

    • @vladimirilyichulyanov3808
      @vladimirilyichulyanov3808 4 года назад +2

      Blyat

  • @JustYourAverageRetro
    @JustYourAverageRetro 7 лет назад +184

    lol, you forgot to uncolor the kaliningra oblast.

    • @termymc
      @termymc 7 лет назад +8

      JustYourAverageRetro Kaliningrad is a Soviet rump state? :D xD

    • @samuele9735
      @samuele9735 7 лет назад +3

      JustYourAverageRetro Kaliningrad is still U.S.S.R. , Like Kazakhstan from 12 December 1991 to 16 December 1991.
      And from 16 December to Christmas where is the last U.S.S.R. land? Kaliningrad!

    • @termymc
      @termymc 7 лет назад +4

      Stalin The Kremlin was the last territory of the U.S.S.R.

    • @samuele9735
      @samuele9735 7 лет назад +1

      Termy_ I don't care, Kaliningrad was the last true land of U.S.S.R! (If it is still colored like the Soviet Union there will be a reason)

    • @termymc
      @termymc 7 лет назад +2

      Stalin THE KREMLIN IS THE LAST TRUE SOVIET LAND! :P

  • @КИМ-х5у
    @КИМ-х5у 2 года назад +32

    Ничего хуже в истории человечества не было... Но бой проигран а война идёт, и коммунизм победит братцы!!!

    • @leongal9216
      @leongal9216 2 года назад

      @Batchest что? Человечество или коммунизм? Хотя в обоих случаях худшие вещи случались до, случались во время и случаются после.

    • @morph054
      @morph054 2 года назад

      @BatchestTranslator to help you, fool.

    • @KazakhBoy
      @KazakhBoy 2 года назад +1

      Маркс писал что коммунизм должен быть добровольным. Так вот, я против этого ***ьма.

    • @КИМ-х5у
      @КИМ-х5у 2 года назад

      @@KazakhBoy а мне похуй на Маркса как и на тебя, узнай хоть что это, тупой латыш

    • @denisk3646
      @denisk3646 2 года назад

      победа коммунизма - это голодомор?)