How to Write a Terrible Novel

In this video, award-winning author Grayson Taylor shares his hard-won wisdom on how to write the terrible novel of your dreams. Or nightmares, rather.
In 7 simple steps, you'll learn how to produce a genuinely abysmal book. Writing a terrible novel is easier said than done, but with these helpful tips, you'll be well equipped to embark on a miserable literary journey to a disappointing destination.
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TIMESTAMPS
0:00 - Introduction
0:19 - Create a Perfect Character
0:50 - Choose the Worst Genre for You
1:30 - Nothing but Clichés and Stereotypes
2:31 - Confuse Your Reader
3:33 - Write Like a Machine
4:28 - Don't Cut Anything
5:06 - Never Start at All
5:51 - Next Steps
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ABOUT
I'm Grayson Taylor, an author and filmmaker, here to help you on your creative journey by sharing what I've learned-and what I'm still learning-about storytelling. After writing my first full-length novel when I was seven, I've authored more than a dozen action-adventure, sci-fi, mystery, and dystopian books. I've also written and directed several short films, composed music, and acted onstage, on TV, and in films.
You'll find writing advice, publishing tips, and behind-the-scenes videos on my channel.
You can find my books, films, music, and more at graysontaylor.info.
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[@Frongo]

"avoid alliteration" right after alliterating

[@hypnoticseptember]

Technically, it's assonance, so he's still on the right path🤷🏽‍♀️

[@padmeasmr]

it all depends on what you're writing and the style of it. If you need to sound more poetic and musical, you can make good use of assonance. You only need to avoid useless repetitions, but whatever you do purposefully could work.

[@josephpeck8723]

Have you ever thought about being a part time comedian? Because this was a hilarious piece of satire.

[@graysontaylornyc]

Thanks! It was fun to make, so I don't think it'll be the last video of its kind.

[@tyujg7495.]

You are Hella underrated!

[@graysontaylornyc]

😂 Thanks! Hope you enjoyed the video.

[@LegoMultiverseStudios3279]

"Or any other writing devices that could make your writing,... interesting😬". That was probably my favorite part, very entertaining video!

[@graysontaylornyc]

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

[@invaderstim8804]

I was laughing all the way through. Last one was my favourite because my brain has been nagging at me without the answer (I'm schizophrenic and intrusive thoughts hurt)

[@graysontaylornyc]

Glad you found it entertaining!

[@username-oz6gz]

literally me

[@FisherKing9633]

I understand this is supposed to be comedy. Genuinely good advice though.

[@graysontaylornyc]

😆 Thanks for watching!

[@nsneca1256]

Wow im surprised with how underrated you are

[@august8679]

This is hilarious, and actually serves as a good lesson on what not to write

[@guadalupefreyre5900]

3:23 what If I want that but good?

[@heartnsoulintodeglocc9975]

Are you in your TWA arc? Lol 😂

[@unicorntomboy9736]

It is a shame TWA has seemingly retired from RUclips now

[@katiereed5038]

Anarchy...😂

[@kitsuray_]

I loved this XD

[@graysontaylornyc]

Thanks! I'm sure you found my advice very helpful. 😆

[@orksca5459]

are you oliver from broad city lol

[@graysontaylornyc]

Yes-or should I say... yas 🙄. Much to my chagrin, the internet will never let me forget it. I still find it funny that that's what I may be most well known for 😂

[@orksca5459]

@@graysontaylornyc haha embrace it, oliver was hilarious and broad city was amazing

[@graysontaylornyc]

@@orksca5459 Thanks!