@@Epsonea_482 "Jesus" is a figure of speech passed down from ancient languages, and "The Lands Between" will exist where we are in about thirty thousand years.
Miquella: You cheap golden pricks! I’m going to Moghwyn prosthetics and pharmaceuticals because they will actually provide for me and my sister’s healthcare. Mogh: Welcome dearest customer, might I interest you with our popular dynasty of healthy blood plan.
"I am the tarnished lord of chaos and God of the frenzied flame and I'm gonna charizard your pubes melania!"- Me meeting Melania the first time (I'm not joking I actually said this)
I have been out of business for a while, but man, I love your videos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️. Good job with the AI 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼. I fucking love the lines too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️
2:10 What do you mean "two of the baddest Empyrean WOMEN in the Lands Between"? There's others? 3:02 Ooooh, Malenia care XD I like it to see Ranni and Malenia act more like sisters instead of b*tches.
I love women who are like this, I need to step outside my cave and see if I can find some…the worst she can say is “no”. Literally this shit is fucking on point, people need to understand women with a personality are fucking amazing.
.........Let me solo her the summon is patent zero. Meth inhibits sense of tiredness, spikes alertness, focus and aggression. Under that jar is blood shot eyes in face covered in pits and claw marks. His attire comes from he is to high to have any inhibitions and he has to be summoned cus he to recovered from the drop of the meth high wearing off and the tireness hitting him at once.
If she tries prank in my tarnished he will get revenge by putting the hottest peppers in their next meal. Or create a new super drug to get both of them so high so they won’t notice him putting the peppers in their next meal. Or trade a super alcohol to get them so drunk so they won’t know these creating a super tried to get them high so that he can put peppers in the next meal. What can I say he’s really hell-bent on exploding their lack of spicy food tolerance 😈🌶️. between you and me, I think he also wants an excuse to eat spicy food.
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“Malenia, I have no Runes for fucking bills and Steam Sales.”
~Lunar Princess Ranni
But can she handle the Lord of peppers?
:3
This is the moment where Ranni the Witch turns into Rannsenburg
“Say. My. Name.”
“You’re Heisenburanni.”
“You’re goddamn right it is.”
“Woah, Mrs. Ranni! This... This is art!”
@@arcsoned1112honestly its just basic chemistry
This is the moment when Blaidd became healthy again
Malenia: "Do you really believe in your own hype??"
Ranni: "I AM THE HYPE!!!"
Ranni no!
@@mediocri5y RANNI YEEEES!
Funny enough, I can see this happening.
Ranni to the Two Fingers: "I WILL KILL AS MANY PEOPLE AS I HAVE TO AS LONG AS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!!"
@@zerosorigin8387”You pushed the Radagon button! You shouldn’t have done that!” - Ranni
"About as believable... as the Tarnished being a top"
Shit, how'd she know
Tarnished ain't know what coming.
Love how a lot of the time they'll make a horny joke about the Tarnished, then never elaborate. Also, didn't expect the MGR reference.
They all agree he’s a bottom and then quickly dodges the subject
Malenia face timing tarnished to prank him while he's pulling miquella out of the egg
those few references in the end, lmao
"let's cook up a storm"
"I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROAAAAACHING"
PROVOKING
Imagine the tarnished is asked to test the “scarlet meth” and just goes berserk, scaring the hell out of Ranni and Malenia
He accidently turns into the Lord of frenzied flame and shows off the fact that he seen some shit and everyone is gonna die if he wants for It
@@theenderdestruction2362 Melina: *loads shotgun*
@@pokimanefartcompilation hahaha that really ain't gonna work XD but it would be funny
"EYE LAZERS!!!!!"
- The Tarnished
I like how it's obvious that Malenia and Tarnished are friends who like making fun of each other at this point.
Malenia prank calls the Tarnished
He's in Moghwyn Palace
Things go sideways real quick 💀
Prank calling the Tarnished? I see Ranni is making good use of that call center of hers.
Everytime these kind of videos say “Jesus” I imagine the other one going like “who?”
That’s crossed my mind a lot lol. Like, the only religion is either some woman in a tree or some flame burning everything down lmao
Jesus
- physical son of the God
- made some miracles
- got crucified for herecy
Sounds familiar?
@@Karak-_- - literally died for human sin
- comes back in 3 days
@@Epsonea_482 "Jesus" is a figure of speech passed down from ancient languages, and "The Lands Between" will exist where we are in about thirty thousand years.
Ranni: "Sayeth mine name."
Sir Gideon: "You're Boysenberry."
Ranni: "Thou'rt Godsdamned correct."
Radahn: *taste* mmm tight tight yea red yellow blue pink whatever man just keep giving me that
Miquella: You cheap golden pricks! I’m going to Moghwyn prosthetics and pharmaceuticals because they will actually provide for me and my sister’s healthcare.
Mogh: Welcome dearest customer, might I interest you with our popular dynasty of healthy blood plan.
4:04
"My source is that i made it the fuck up"
-Maxor, MGR Vid
"Shiver me fucking timbers"
I like how Malenia sounds tired to show how she just woke up.
Shattering Bad 💀
Now there’s a Leyndell DEA… geesus the Tarnished can deal with them. I can only imagine the split being 30-30-25-15 with the Tarnished getting 15%.
What’s that Blaidd the tarnished fell down the elevator go get him boi
Oh poor Tarnished what in the lands between will happen too you via Big M's prank call
Yo, the Beginning of Breaking Ring is 🔥
Can't wait to see where Walter Blue and RotGod cook up for the Lands Between
I love the way Ranni talks so much 😂❤
Lmao can’t wait for the next
Would Mohg approve of Yharnam’s pharmaceutical use of blood found in a labyrinth
"I am the tarnished lord of chaos and God of the frenzied flame and I'm gonna charizard your pubes melania!"- Me meeting Melania the first time (I'm not joking I actually said this)
Should have been "I am the one who ganks"
Idk why but "Shiver me fuckin' timbers" is hilarious just because of how random and out of the blue it is?
Making the mother of all dark moon greatswords here malenia! Can't fret over every tarnished!
When Elden Ring meets Breaking Bad.
"Omg Ai is going to destroy us all we're all going to die cuz Ai is too much for this generation"
AI:
BREH that ending Had me CRYING
A+ writing
waltuh
God I love Malenia AI voice.
elden ring skits have now become a breaking bad joke incredible!
these ai generated voice videos u make are a fucking masterpiece
I have been out of business for a while, but man, I love your videos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️. Good job with the AI 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼. I fucking love the lines too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️
Eyyy, been a while! Glad to have you back. I’ve made good progress lol, thank you 🙏 😊
1:05 Alright, she just confirmed The Lands Between to be between Canada and Mexico xD
2:10 What do you mean "two of the baddest Empyrean WOMEN in the Lands Between"? There's others?
3:02 Ooooh, Malenia care XD I like it to see Ranni and Malenia act more like sisters instead of b*tches.
I love women who are like this, I need to step outside my cave and see if I can find some…the worst she can say is “no”. Literally this shit is fucking on point, people need to understand women with a personality are fucking amazing.
Let her Cook!!!…I said let her COOOK!!
I have plan Malenia
have faith !
I am the one who knocks... 🤣🤣
Ranni is based and moonpilled
There's something hilarious about hearing these fancy ladies curse.
I WANT IT BUY SOME PRODUCR
Are the lands between in America because Ranni said that the healthcare was expensive
WHO LET THEM COOK!?
They ain't making it out of the tree with this one 🔥🔥🗣️‼️
3:10 Ranni Walkers
Yes, finally!!
Had it scheduled for on the dot, but I anticipated it all the way lol
Imagine if they give meth to the Tarnished and he loses control over the flame of frenzy and burns the world
Cristal rot 😂
We need a DS3 reference when you do another video on the Frenzy Fire
Hope Blaidd recovers soon ;-;
Tarnished getting pegged by melina is Canon
Really
1:08
Break Elden
.........Let me solo her the summon is patent zero. Meth inhibits sense of tiredness, spikes alertness, focus and aggression. Under that jar is blood shot eyes in face covered in pits and claw marks. His attire comes from he is to high to have any inhibitions and he has to be summoned cus he to recovered from the drop of the meth high wearing off and the tireness hitting him at once.
Was that a rainimator reference I spotted
Who let them cook
What AI do you use?
ElevenLabs
@@Epsonea_482 Where do I get it? Le sweat drop
It's elevenlabs the website, the cheapest tier to use these is 1$ for the first month I think
Why the Malenia AI makin those sounds?
Depending on how I type the word, it just gives that
I guess if a character doesn't have a lot of lines the AI just assumes they're American lol
Yeah, it was a lot worse when I first used her
Sequel pls?
If she tries prank in my tarnished he will get revenge by putting the hottest peppers in their next meal. Or create a new super drug to get both of them so high so they won’t notice him putting the peppers in their next meal.
Or trade a super alcohol to get them so drunk so they won’t know these creating a super tried to get them high so that he can put peppers in the next meal.
What can I say he’s really hell-bent on exploding their lack of spicy food tolerance 😈🌶️.
between you and me, I think he also wants an excuse to eat spicy food.
Noticed a typo and couldn’t help but correct it
Ironic considering Malenia with an american accent sounds really similarly to Skyler
Who's gus
Come back