"Tax Evasion isn't a crime, Melina. It's a bloody obligation!" I'm not dead! As said in my community post I just hit a bit of a roadblock and was busy with writing But here it is! Happy at how this came out!
@@karenwoodrow2777 Me (a tarnished) taking my wife (Melina and Ranni) to Disneyland (Mohgwyn Palace) so we can have a good time (Killing the child molester)
I still think he only got that much intelligence from eating the souls Out of his victims from behind. That's not a joke by the way that's legit what he does The Thing he grabs out of the player is supposed to be their soul.
Been a bit of a trend on Twitter with every notable manga panel in many series altered to have “domain expansion” lmao If you listen closely, you’ll hear a familiar laugh
I alredy liked Morgott for his lore, but man, the dude is my spirit animal. Erdtree bless that damn Omen! _.. he'll need it, from the Haligtree its quite the Fall._
There are Two types of Elden Ring skits : The Lore accurate Epics that tell of an alternate time and Lore accurate shitposting that shows just how dumb somethings are and honestly it's probably my favorite thing about our toxic , masochistic try hard community Three cheers for being both the one of the most welcoming and most toxic communities in gaming
OH WOW! I just binged your entire Elden Ring playlist, please make more! They're AWESOME! I even have a way Godfrey can diss Radagon! Godfrey:' At least I am not sloppy seconds!' 🤣
I want to see Ranni reaction when she learn she has nieces XD The Tarnished is going to be so mad once he learned he missed a threesome with Ranni and Melina XD Ranni:"I had fun-time ideas in mind for the three of us! I mean... two should still work..." Melina:"PRIORITIES, RANNI!"
@@Epsonea_482 hey, life can be hard sometimes, no harm in taking a little break from the grind to focus on you. Plus, you deserve it, so don’t feel ashamed if you need to take a break, just focus on you!
3:18 was this screen shot taken at the entrance to Margit? I never thought people would skip the Grace at the ruins. Never seen her anywhere but there.
@@Epsonea_482 i was talking about the torch in the background. You have the Ruins Gate Grace which is just before the path up to Storm Shack with Roderieka, and then there's also that grace outside Margit. I don't remember a torch behind her in the cutscene.
Legit, for the most brutal boss in the game, her rune should be 1000 times better than what it is. Like you should legit be to cast scarlett rot for all the work you need to do to get it.
I liked so many things about this video that it's even hard to mention them all 🤣❤. But I think Ranni wearing an all black dress sent me. Damn, am I betraying my Lady Malenia?? 😭😭🤣. (Hmmm, that gave me an idea for a drawing 😁🥰😂)
Hmmm, what if Tarnished just summoned other Tarnished to simp over, and that Tarnished simps for Tarnished . . . . . And then it could be an ever going cycle of Tarnished simping for Tarnished 👀 . . . . . . Perhaps no maidens . . . But another Tarnished seems better in the end. 🧠
"Tax Evasion isn't a crime, Melina. It's a bloody obligation!"
I'm not dead! As said in my community post I just hit a bit of a roadblock and was busy with writing
But here it is! Happy at how this came out!
Absolute a f****** comedy Gold
MaxOr is wise indeed.
Yay you added Alexander in
based
Morgott is an omen of his word
He’s a lot of things, but he ain’t a liar lol
When did you get here????
@@benkelbie6620and when did you get here when you're the guy I think you are
@@Epsonea_482I mean, he lied about extinguishing the flame of ambition, we tarnish sorta kick his ass these days
@@aewon2085 shhhhhhhh
“Are you alright my dear and wonderful tarnished”
“I am now”
Morgott - *jumps out the bloody window*
Bro stuck to his words
Morgott no!!
Throwing Ice at Malenia is how you beat her waterfowl dance...
You did not hear that from me.
Remember kids it’s normal for a maiden to want two fingers but if they want three kill them for they are a spy for the frenzied flame
Hyetta always wanting the Three Fingers. Knew she was sus
The maiden should just skip 3 fingers and just do 4. Or just shove a giant hand in there
oh no it's that meme involving fingers and a particular Wrestling meme.
@Vult_Ira317rotussy lite is crazy
"Morgott No!!!!"
Has to be my favorite one so far, I laughed so hard
Bro was committed to his words
This series and Elden Ring Abridged are my favorite Elden Ring fanfics, absolutely perfect and hilarious
Thank you 😊
Best episode yet. I love the weird love triangle going on here between the Tarnished, Melina and Ranni. It's such a funny thing lol-
Tarnished dodged a bullet (melina and ranni), but couldn't dodge the bomb (falling to mohg's palace)
@@karenwoodrow2777 Me (a tarnished) taking my wife (Melina and Ranni) to Disneyland (Mohgwyn Palace) so we can have a good time (Killing the child molester)
Same 😂
casual reminder that the Dung Eater has a intelligence stat of 22, which funnily enough is the same as Gideon Ofnir
Wait does he? I couldn’t find anything on that
I guess eating shit really did make him a somewhat smart cookie
I still think he only got that much intelligence from eating the souls Out of his victims from behind. That's not a joke by the way that's legit what he does The Thing he grabs out of the player is supposed to be their soul.
@@valynazvalkynaz5375
i imagine that knowing how to create a mending rune requires some intelligence
The domain expansion bit was unexpected but made me chuckle
Been a bit of a trend on Twitter with every notable manga panel in many series altered to have “domain expansion” lmao
If you listen closely, you’ll hear a familiar laugh
@@Epsonea_482 oh I know that I was just saying I didnt expect it to be used here.
Melina dripped out of her mind and Ranni dressed to slay. Cmon Tarnished. You couldve at least changed into something else swaggy.
the hoslow set is among the most swag you can get
Hoslow Drip is too perfect to be improved lol
To be fair that set he wears is already fancy.
The Rogier's clothes would be my pick, that man has got style
@@Daile0303 the shoe is stupid tho
Okay, we got Alexander now. This is getting snazzier.
Took some time getting him working, but I’m happy to have included him
I alredy liked Morgott for his lore, but man, the dude is my spirit animal.
Erdtree bless that damn Omen!
_.. he'll need it, from the Haligtree its quite the Fall._
Melina got that Boss girl drip I am in love already damm
Sallen best girl and fucking morgott yeeting himself perfection
Dude you can just cut right before the best part ahahah
Morgott jumping off the tree was the highlight of that scene
My shoddy editing software on my phone really did carry it lmao
5:29 has got to be the funniest thing in this right beside Morgott jumping out of the window
Bro got the slasher
Fr shit had me dying 😭
I lost it when Morgott jumped off the window. Well played
I'm sure morgott on a party is Like the person who says three funny things and then leaves
Bros the embodiment of that one meme where the guy’s in the corner lol
Leyndell:
*[Celebrating the veiled Monarch]*
Morgott:
_"they don't know im actually a filthy Om*en."_
Malenia: We are not in a game Radahn
Me: You sure about that?
worth the wait… best one yet 😂
Ranni and Melinda fighting over Tarnished.. then just saying ‘f### it’ and going with each other! HA! Love it!
going with each other AND the tarnished :3
Morgott wasn't bluffing, apparently.
Bro😂 Morgott fucking killed me😂😂😂.
He didn't even give the thought a second and immediately bailed out. What an absolute legend😂😂😂
Damn what mohg gonna do to the tarnished.
4:26 NO NOT THE CRAB ADDICTED HOBO 😭😭😭
New video.What a day
these shorts are so good its got me wanting to play elden ring all over again
Tarnished you must be fast! At this rate you will lost two perfect maidens ¡Go get’em!
There are Two types of Elden Ring skits : The Lore accurate Epics that tell of an alternate time and Lore accurate shitposting that shows just how dumb somethings are and honestly it's probably my favorite thing about our toxic , masochistic try hard community
Three cheers for being both the one of the most welcoming and most toxic communities in gaming
You returned with a banger :) ! Domain expansion jokes will never cease to be funny
Been seeing so many on Twitter lmao
“Do you really think I’m cute?”
“Domain Expansion”
@@Epsonea_482 that one was the first one i saw lol
damn i forgot how sellen looked under that statue's head, i've never felt so many neurons fire up at once
I was rolling the whole episode😂😂😂. This was pure gold.
5:05 tax evasion is a crime, Virgil no Dante it’s an obligation
Whenever I saw Melina’s drip I was like: dayum she just like me for real!
Party time 🎉🎉🎉
OH WOW! I just binged your entire Elden Ring playlist, please make more! They're AWESOME! I even have a way Godfrey can diss Radagon! Godfrey:' At least I am not sloppy seconds!' 🤣
1:01 Her voice was cute when she said no.
Let Epsonea COOK, these episodes are getting GREAT!
1:46 was not expecting the Omen King to be here, LOL!
2:33 like nerijus who gets ganked for his weapon
Or okina who always dies first in the radahn Fight
Alright I made it to morgot jumping out the window then died, then tax evasion is a bloody obligation brought me back to life
Thou hath cooked indeed 😂😮
I want to see Ranni reaction when she learn she has nieces XD
The Tarnished is going to be so mad once he learned he missed a threesome with Ranni and Melina XD
Ranni:"I had fun-time ideas in mind for the three of us! I mean... two should still work..."
Melina:"PRIORITIES, RANNI!"
Oh, he learns of it quick enough in the mohg vid lol
OMG! This was F-ING PRICELESS! New Sub.!
when she said "wanna see me do a Domain Expansion" caught me off guard i was like "damn😮"
Sheeeeeesh Melina's got faucet failure
Well Tarnished is missing the party Ranni and Melina were going to give him now.
This is them after the game finish like it was casting a movie
gotta love the representation of the done with your shit community with morgott, top video
Bro’s old and seen so much, he’s done with everything
Keep up the great work!
Who is the girl at 2:20 ? Did I miss some lore? Is that what Sellen looks like under the hat?!
...she looks like my main. Surreal.
Yup! That’s Sellen!
i love that the tanrsinshed speaks in sound effects XDDD
Makes for a great Self-insert
jajja yeah@@Epsonea_482
"Tax Evasion isn't a crime, Melina. It's a bloody obligation!" So then Ranni knows about Vergil I see.
I seriously love this series❤
Best fun i had in months😂
Reddit and Twitter😂
Are we just skipping over the fact that he admitted his love for them, You know before he blacked out and then got kidnapped
Tbf it was a wild night
Morgott sounding like solid snake here lol
His voice was always finicky to work around
@Esponea_482 no I think it's awesome, funny shit as always lol
The tarnished is literally me for real
Ah Tarnished… so close yet oh so far.
poor man so close to geting some
Ranni is damn right. Tax evasion isn't a crime its a obligation
Where have you been, it’s been a month
Either dealing with real life stuff, my writing hobby or encountering a slight block with this vid
But I overcame it
@@Epsonea_482 hey, life can be hard sometimes, no harm in taking a little break from the grind to focus on you. Plus, you deserve it, so don’t feel ashamed if you need to take a break, just focus on you!
Appreciated 🙌🏼
Yesss, another one 🎉
Man, Melina sounds clean as hell here.
Her and Malenia really tickle my brain, and mid-way through the vid I got a new ai voice for Ranni so she sounds a lot clearer too
Malina said my immaculate drip i weak ash
Tarnished: Coming
Melina: Oh he sure will
Me: BAGHHHHH
Morggot has to be my favorite character so far
I'm craving Elden ring so much i've literally gotten addicted to these vids
morgott flying out the window haha
Roderika sellen and Alexander LETS GOOOOOO
Yooo let the Tarnished hit it with Melina and Ranni already 😅😂
AI is getting crazy with those voices.
3:18 was this screen shot taken at the entrance to Margit? I never thought people would skip the Grace at the ruins. Never seen her anywhere but there.
It’s where you first meet her. She just has her hood up
@@Epsonea_482 i was talking about the torch in the background. You have the Ruins Gate Grace which is just before the path up to Storm Shack with Roderieka, and then there's also that grace outside Margit. I don't remember a torch behind her in the cutscene.
Taking a look at the cutscene, yeah the torches are there at the usual Gate
Been praying for when you was going to post
This was a mess. Lol.
Malenia sounds so damn tired
This script is unhinged. Much love.
That Melina drip is making me act unwise.
The second I saw that art of her in a suit, I knew I needed more
Legit, for the most brutal boss in the game, her rune should be 1000 times better than what it is. Like you should legit be to cast scarlett rot for all the work you need to do to get it.
More malenia (I'm incredibly down bad)
I liked so many things about this video that it's even hard to mention them all 🤣❤.
But I think Ranni wearing an all black dress sent me. Damn, am I betraying my Lady Malenia?? 😭😭🤣.
(Hmmm, that gave me an idea for a drawing 😁🥰😂)
Only just found out recently that you were an artist, so go for it!
@@Epsonea_482 I'm trying to 🥹😅. Thanks!! ❤️🫂
its def canon
I would be a tarnished in fingerprint armour. Can you guess why
The Frenzied Flame? The looks? The Dragon?
"Finger" maidens ;)
Sorceress Sellen!
This episode fire🔥. Waiting for anothar episode
1:36 lol what was that sound effect
Maxor refrence
Varre doesnt deserve these shots at him
She have four eyes!
Someone please make the Melina wearing a suit mod. And not just a normal suit I kinda want it to have that Elden Ring pizzazz.
Yeah there’ve been a few Ranni re-model mods, hopefully there should be one for Melina soon
@@Epsonea_482hi been binging your videos lately, would'nt it be hotter if she had pony tail to go with the suit?
Melina does have immaculate drip but she doesn’t look as immaculate as Nepheli because she is the best waifu
These AI videos got me dying man 😂😂😂
Hmmm, what if Tarnished just summoned other Tarnished to simp over, and that Tarnished simps for Tarnished . . . . . And then it could be an ever going cycle of Tarnished simping for Tarnished 👀 . . . . . . Perhaps no maidens . . . But another Tarnished seems better in the end. 🧠
Bro would probably reach the player limit, unless he had some mod lol
@@Epsonea_482: " unless he had some MOD lol "
*Neuron Connection* . . . . Holy shit the possibilities 👀
Sellen is mommy.
Foot mommy
Whats the armour the tarnished is wearing
Hoslow set, drops from Juno in the Mountaintops
You have to progress the Recusant's quest line before you can find Juno.
I AM IRON FIST ALEXANDER
What armor set is the tarnished even wearing?
1:36 one midget later ...
Wow man, you can't show Sellen's feet so suddenly like that... It makes me feel things...
Simp 9000 Ranni mode engage
So...
Is Sellen into Tarnished?