Look at that! The Tarnished has learned new sounds to speak in! Thought I may as well refine him a little bit, and I think it came out okay! Ranni evading taxes… the GRS won’t be happy. I’m not too sure about what I should use for Radagon’s voice, but I do have an instant pick for Radahn’s! Also, I’ve been playing Deep Rock Galactic nonstop and I’m tempted to do a skit based on it now lmao
The fact that I can understand this sentence but then nothing of what the Demi-gods actually say is beginning to concern me, I got that scarlet Rot straight to my brain..
I must Say, hiring the most skilled Assassins in the Lands, with the reputation for having killed a Demigod and indirectly caused the shattering, JUST to hound One person for not paying 500 of an imaginary currency the value of wich Is based on nothing, Is a powermove only the last of all Kings could Pull. My respect for him grows by the Day
It’s a matter of principle, if she doesn’t pay then others will think they can get away with it and if they think that others will, and suddenly nobody’s paying and you can’t jail them because that’s what their taxes pay for and they didn’t pay so there isn’t a jail, they’ll be 5 steps ahead of the government at all times. Obviously we can’t have that, because then who would be king and collect taxes?
In all fairness, unless you go on a killing rampage you don’t really get runes. Iji picked the worse place to give his services, and Blaidd kinda chills out with bears instead of doing his job, and Seluvis has only starlight shards.
She owes 500 runes? XD idk why the tarnished doesn’t wanna cover that. I could just go outside her rise and kill the wolves in front and I’d have enough. Well more than enough
Now that I really think of it, 5 runes is a pretty steep tax. The nobles you find throughout the land barely drop runes in the double digits; so imagine how it feels for the commoners
"Thou hast been fighting Malenia too much" 😂 she's not wrong, I didn't even feel my paradigm shift. Now I'm wondering who else is just a strong who could kick my ass
Morgott: hmmm, let’s see here. Lunar b1tch Ranni- Ranni: Actually it’s princess you simp- Morgott: Did I STUTTER??? Now you owe the GRS 6942069420 million runes in total for ignoring thine taxes. The following taxes thou hast ignored are the border tax, the empyrean tax, the demigod tax, the boiled prawn tax, and lastly the best boi tax. Ranni: Wait why that last one!?!? I bought Blaidd with my freaking Great Rune for Marika’s sake?!?!
Holy shit this got a good chuckle out of me! Lunar Bitch Ranni and the boiled prawn tax No wonder no one can find her Great Rune, she spent it already on Blaidd
Technically Ranni doesn’t owe taxes. She’s a rebel after all anyway. Besides 500 runes is chump change. What in the hell do the GRS need 500 runes for? Another golden building of ugliness unless it’s directly under the Erdtree? I’ve seen their armor, not impressed. Malenia’s troops and knights have better looking armor. I’m going to see about opening the negotiation table with Malenia over this bullshit! I’m sure we will agree to an accord.
500 RUNES?! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! I mean I have over two hundred thousand runes from my albanauric farm... but thats a bit rude to assume my income...
Little did they know killing one of the mini dragons near Dragonbarrow Fork costs 3k or more. Beautiful mid-game farming spot if you know how to handle them.
@@Epsonea_482 They respawn after Greyoll though but I think you know that already LOL. Maybe I'm just a little psycho. It's so fun to stagger and riposte them, they're so imposing yet helpess when you deplete their poise. Good practice for the bigger ones too. There's 6 of them in total so that's about 18k-20k runes if you're patient enough to go after each one over and over again. Just hit their heads really hard repeatedly through heavy or plunging jump attacks and you'll see what I mean. It's SUPER satisfying especially with Bloodhound's Fang.
While i do love Ranni, apart of me can't get over the fact that she killed Godywn. Like seriously, technically everything that happened is her fault. Still... Those four hands do look nice.
I have so many questions. If Ranni's has to pay 5 runes as taxes, then: - What was her job? (Before Mcdonalds) - How much was she paid yearly? (taxes are around 7-15% of your pay, so it was at least 33 rumes per year.) - Does Ranni get to claim allowances for Blaidd? - If she's royalty of a monarch, then aren't taxes her income? - Does she also have property tax for Ranni's Rise or even the Carian Manor?
Wait, only 500 runes? Lets calculate that a bit to USD......... *3 minutes later* Seriously? 20 dollars? I'm surprised they didn't send Slenderman for that. A cookie to whoever got the reference.
Look at that! The Tarnished has learned new sounds to speak in! Thought I may as well refine him a little bit, and I think it came out okay!
Ranni evading taxes… the GRS won’t be happy. I’m not too sure about what I should use for Radagon’s voice, but I do have an instant pick for Radahn’s!
Also, I’ve been playing Deep Rock Galactic nonstop and I’m tempted to do a skit based on it now lmao
ROCK AND STONE!
CAN I GET A ROCK AND STONE?
@@jamalkeys36 ROCK AND STONE!
@@Shadowswolf9666 IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMIN HOME
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
Tarnished: Im out
Ranni: Quad Handy?
Tarnished: im back in
Single-handedly (or quad) the greatest motivator in the lands between
fact
@@Epsonea_482what's quad handy
Ranni hitting the Tarnished with the divine rizz
Unmatched Empyrean Rizz fr
Lady rizzy
Ranni, Lunar Princess of the Rizz
Quad palmer rizz 😩🤤
The fact that I can understand this sentence but then nothing of what the Demi-gods actually say is beginning to concern me, I got that scarlet Rot straight to my brain..
As Vergil said, Tax evasion is not a crime, but an obligation.
"Your Tax Evading days are over, Ranni. Hand over the Runes"
"If you want them... Then you'll have to take them. But you already knew that"
Vergil from DMC, right?
@@firestorm376 where else???
@@Epsonea_482i got a feeling you say that
*approving Yoshi noises*
I must Say, hiring the most skilled Assassins in the Lands, with the reputation for having killed a Demigod and indirectly caused the shattering, JUST to hound One person for not paying 500 of an imaginary currency the value of wich Is based on nothing, Is a powermove only the last of all Kings could Pull.
My respect for him grows by the Day
King Morgott has plenty of free time, and is spiteful af to his siblings. Perfectly in character, I must say
All current currency is based on nothing
It’s a matter of principle, if she doesn’t pay then others will think they can get away with it and if they think that others will, and suddenly nobody’s paying and you can’t jail them because that’s what their taxes pay for and they didn’t pay so there isn’t a jail, they’ll be 5 steps ahead of the government at all times.
Obviously we can’t have that, because then who would be king and collect taxes?
@@KrillAndGrill you can't say the quiet part out loud.
@@Epsonea_482 WILLFUL TRAITORS! ALL OF THEM! LOWLEY TARNISHED! KNOW THAT THE BLUE CUNNY OPENS FOR NO ONE! NOT EVEN YOU CAN SLAY A THOT!
She does a little bit of tomfoolery every now and then but I wouldn't call it tax evasion
Anything to spite her father I suppose lol
It's nice to see one of these that isn't just a cheap insult spam interwoven with "gotteems."
The Tarnished speaking with menu sounds is really nice.
Yeah, I want to have a mix of keeping to their characteristics, 21st century humour and mundane problems and a bit of storytelling
Ranni and Vergil would get along well lmao
“Tarnished, where is thy motivation?!”
The Tarnished: At albenorics farm spot in Mhogs palace...its always there so as my patience
Elden May Cry: Taxes and Child Support
Radahn: tax evasion is a crime Ranni.
Ranni: it's an obligation, Radahn.
lmaoo
I love how the tarnished doesn’t have a voice, it’s just noises from various things you can do in the game.
But it fits so well 😂
In all fairness, unless you go on a killing rampage you don’t really get runes. Iji picked the worse place to give his services, and Blaidd kinda chills out with bears instead of doing his job, and Seluvis has only starlight shards.
Kalè does say he couldn’t find his nose with both hands, so I wouldn’t trust him with runes either lol
Boggart has been living off the grid for several years. Turns out selling prawn doesn’t require a permit. Go figure.
I'll never get tired of tarnished speaking through menu sound effects
"Dear conso-"
"Too early in the day for that just yet, dear Tarnished~"
Yep she's DEFINITELY in love with the Tarnished.....
Well, for Us to be her consort, she have to be in love with Us, and vice-versa.
She owes 500 runes? XD idk why the tarnished doesn’t wanna cover that. I could just go outside her rise and kill the wolves in front and I’d have enough. Well more than enough
It’s more so that Ranni herself doesn’t want to pay it, hence why they’re flabbergasted are so much trouble
Tarnished: tax evasion is CRIME Ranni!
Ranni: it's an OBLIGATION!!
"I still don't know what's going on."
Most of us the first time going through Ranni's quest line.
Ranni: idc who the irs sends I’m not paying my taxes 💅🏼🙄
Tarnished: aye 😏👀
Now that I really think of it, 5 runes is a pretty steep tax. The nobles you find throughout the land barely drop runes in the double digits; so imagine how it feels for the commoners
"TAX EVASION IS A CRIME RANNI!"
It's an obligation!
@@rozmarinideas5340 "you're a deadbeat"
@@thegreglin332 and you're a fed!
*BOOM* "This ends. Right here."
Sending the Black knife assassin’s against blue 4 handed disabled person with a service dog all for 500 runes?…sounds like Morgott’s average Monday
man, the tarnish just emoting with floating text is so on brand.
"Thou hast been fighting Malenia too much" 😂 she's not wrong, I didn't even feel my paradigm shift. Now I'm wondering who else is just a strong who could kick my ass
Ranni: I don't care which taxpayer the Order sends...
Maliketh: hello there!
Ranni: ho f*, just have all my runes
A good wife supports not paying people who don't pay your bills.
Could you imagine when fighting renalla, ranni says "upon my name as ranni the witch I will not pay my fucking taxes"
Might make a short on that lol
Tax evasion with sexual tension, good video
Morgott: hmmm, let’s see here. Lunar b1tch Ranni-
Ranni: Actually it’s princess you simp-
Morgott: Did I STUTTER??? Now you owe the GRS 6942069420 million runes in total for ignoring thine taxes. The following taxes thou hast ignored are the border tax, the empyrean tax, the demigod tax, the boiled prawn tax, and lastly the best boi tax.
Ranni: Wait why that last one!?!? I bought Blaidd with my freaking Great Rune for Marika’s sake?!?!
Holy shit this got a good chuckle out of me! Lunar Bitch Ranni and the boiled prawn tax
No wonder no one can find her Great Rune, she spent it already on Blaidd
@@Epsonea_482 I’m glad you liked it😄
You should make an invader character. Basically an evil version of the tarnished lol
So what was the trick to make Ranni more expressive?
Adjusting the stability value on the ai voice, makes it more expressive but also some instabilities at times
I have to say for 4 hands to fit on a tarnished’s personal sword, that has to be one impressive sword. And be sword I mean penis.
The hands can do many multitask things lol
Ranni is just like me fr
How the hell has the IRS not caught you yet?!?
@@AC23-q6t Foolish of you to assume they will! *teleports to futa dimension(they will never find me here)*
@@NahIdSword As i tought, the only way to get caught by the mediocre power of law, is just Evading them
Ranni be acting sussy low-key
Ranni saying among us almost made me yeet my phone out the 3rd floor
Taxation is theft, and so I'm going to fake my death so I don't have to pay any. -Ranni, probably.
...well, discovering that Ranni is apparently crazier than the Joker wasnt what I expected from today.
“I’m crazy to take on the Greater Will, but the GRS?! No-oooo thank you!”
ok, hearing ranni saying "im the baddest bitch in these regions for a reason" doesnt make any sense, but its fucking hilarious
I have no idea who this woman is but I support her actions and would do everything in my power to support her.
500 runes... Ranni YOU HAVE A PACK OF WOLVES AND A FUCKING DRAGON OUTSIDE
Classic ranni
Technically Ranni doesn’t owe taxes. She’s a rebel after all anyway. Besides 500 runes is chump change. What in the hell do the GRS need 500 runes for? Another golden building of ugliness unless it’s directly under the Erdtree? I’ve seen their armor, not impressed. Malenia’s troops and knights have better looking armor. I’m going to see about opening the negotiation table with Malenia over this bullshit! I’m sure we will agree to an accord.
1:04 Me after work
No way, Pringles Can Enchantment?😳
She can really get into that Pringles Can with those 4 hands, what can I say?
500 RUNES?! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!
I mean I have over two hundred thousand runes from my albanauric farm... but thats a bit rude to assume my income...
the IRS is coming for ranni, the 1.436.982.014 runes are need to be payd off, ranni will need to pay them in runes or in other ´´things´´
or she just sends us Tarnished off to pay it using Blood Money stolen from Lorsd of Blood's Hill, and rewards us upon successful return....
@@jakeforgey5378 na I don´t think so, since ranni wouldn´t pay taxes even if we would pay it for her
Godwyn made the mistake of being a likeable character without any apparent flaws, along with being a favourite child in a souls game
screenplay so good I subbed you right away
God save the HL2 death sound
All it needs is the constant ragdoll sfx
i love her even more now.
The tarnished talking in menu sounds is perfect omg
500?! I thought she owed 5 billion with how much she didn't want to pay up.
Turns out Ranni is just really stingy with her money regardless of the amount
Little did they know killing one of the mini dragons near Dragonbarrow Fork costs 3k or more. Beautiful mid-game farming spot if you know how to handle them.
Never really killed the small dragons. Once I discovered bleed and Greyoll's tail it was all over
@@Epsonea_482 They respawn after Greyoll though but I think you know that already LOL. Maybe I'm just a little psycho. It's so fun to stagger and riposte them, they're so imposing yet helpess when you deplete their poise. Good practice for the bigger ones too. There's 6 of them in total so that's about 18k-20k runes if you're patient enough to go after each one over and over again. Just hit their heads really hard repeatedly through heavy or plunging jump attacks and you'll see what I mean. It's SUPER satisfying especially with Bloodhound's Fang.
@@fronatomy6280 OR.. hear me out..... Nagakiba Spinning Slash 2 uses... that drops all but Steel Chair Hora Loux...
I audibly said "Shut up" at 2:51 because I'm stuck on Malenia :(
You’ll get through her eventually, just takes time, patience and practice
Or you could sugar-coat her
50 arcane Occult Greatstars with Cragblade. 10/10 would beat her 1st try
@@Epsonea_482 I just beat her!
It just takes patience and patience and patience and patience and patience and patience and patience and - well, good luck!
Nice reference to "Dan Vs The World"
While i do love Ranni, apart of me can't get over the fact that she killed Godywn. Like seriously, technically everything that happened is her fault. Still... Those four hands do look nice.
To be fair the Golden Order God beast wanted to be her pimp. It Got tired of her dad mom i guess.
2:04 OBJECTION!
I just realized half way through he speaks in sound effects and that's hilarious
This is how I imagine a conversation between Link and Zelda in the upcoming Tears of the Kingdom would go.
5:40 i understood it, Who else did
500 runes, thou tarnished can easily claim tens of thousands genociding mohgs albinaurics.
That's it I'm burning down the fucking erd tree. Also Ranni, could you help me crack my back.
Now im wanting ranni even more now that i know she evades taxes
"Thou knowest what? Fuck it."
I love this.
I love these
Like Al Capone, the Golden Order could only get Ranni on Tax Evasion.
if evading the waterfowl dance was as easy as dodging taxes
All this...
Over five runes.
Dan vs reference in the thumbnail
Ranni got rizz
Rizzi the Witch
@@Epsonea_482 heck yeah brotha
Amen brother
Hey at least she is not Vergil with his child support
Ranni just pay your damn taxes.
Another wonderful video
You guys are paying taxes
Vergil knows Ranni for sure
Did you lower the stability slider in eleven labs to make it more expressive ?
Yeah. Usually I don’t alter it for Ranni and Melina but I decided to do so
Definitely helps on longer prompts
Tarnish upset of no amogus references had me rolling 😂😂
Ahh yes, bed and sleep
I have so many questions. If Ranni's has to pay 5 runes as taxes, then:
- What was her job? (Before Mcdonalds)
- How much was she paid yearly? (taxes are around 7-15% of your pay, so it was at least 33 rumes per year.)
- Does Ranni get to claim allowances for Blaidd?
- If she's royalty of a monarch, then aren't taxes her income?
- Does she also have property tax for Ranni's Rise or even the Carian Manor?
Vergil: a fellow tax evader
First Yoshi, now Ranni. All my favorite characters are based.
DO NOT THREATEN ME WITH GOOD TIME!
Damn bro Ranni really is best girl
Only 500 hundred runes for the sake of the erdtree mate
Well, let's see if she changes her mind after HIS visit.
Maliketh, may I have a word with ya?
she refused to pay a tax of 5 runes out of principle. that's based as fuck.
Ranni is a hardcore Libertarian...
Is the storm that is approaching
I miss sir havile the rock
Tax Evasion 100.
Upon my name as Ranni the witch
I am not paying my fucking taxes
Ranni just like me fr
Wait, only 500 runes? Lets calculate that a bit to USD.........
*3 minutes later*
Seriously? 20 dollars? I'm surprised they didn't send Slenderman for that. A cookie to whoever got the reference.
Taxation is theft, and Ranni is based as fuck.
What program are people making these with?
ElevenLabs. The tier you can get to make these is like 1$ for your first month
THANK YOU. I’ve been asking it on multiple videos and nobody’s giving me an answer.
Ranni: No Amogus
Me: 😢
Don't worry, my dear blue consort-in-crime, once your taxes amount to over 2.147 billion runes it will flip into the negative and you get tax rebates!
Tax Evasion is based
Watching this whole series through. They should have an among us game though!
🤣😂🤣 wow! That really hilarious ever but that kinda sus
"too early in the day" you have limits?
More so it needs to be the right time lol
If you didn’t know, Ranni and Melina are half-sisters in the Lore.