There is something amazing in this in how serious it plays. No shouting, no music, just a straight-up fist fight that happens to feature a sentient teddy bear.
It’s the same humor as Family Guy. Remember when Peter kept telling Kyle to shut up & then Kyle called him a Poop nose & Peter just started viciously beating his ass 😂😂😂😂
Pixel Giraffe12 That’s the weird part. Realistically they should have no weight because his body is made of fluff. The human fist is painful because it has meat and bone under it. So how can Ted’s fists hurt if he lacks both?
I also don't get it, because he's a teddy bear, he doesn't have to take responsibility? He's still aware of what he's doing! I know I shouldn't be questioning the joke, I just don't get it!😄
@@zillydinoTed doesn’t have any real relationships besides John, so he doesn’t really care about the choices he makes, so him drinking and smoking pot with hookers doesn’t matter since he doesn’t have much to lose.
Clean version: John: "You know? Sometimes when I think back to that Christmas morning when I was eight years old? I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin." Ted: "Say that one more time." John: "Teddy Rux-friggin'-pin!"
*i just died and kept laughing and laughing this entire time from the begging of the fight to the end of the fight lmao 😂 until my stomach hurt so much from laughing but I kept laughing tho who else kept laughing even if their stomach hurt from it*
The very time I actually saw this movie, I laughed so hard, that tears were coming out of my eyes. I dont think tell could have gotten a better actor to play his best friend.
Nurse: I think Johnny is hallucinating again Johnny crying while strapped up. Nurse: Johnny, it's ok, it's ok Scene fades out showing other patients at the asylum
The way he jumps and shouts out "YAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" always makes me laugh! Watching a man and a teddy bear fight is so weird and yet so funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
There is something amazing in this in how serious it plays. No shouting, no music, just a straight-up fist fight that happens to feature a sentient teddy bear.
I think that’s how a fight usually is in a comedy movie
@@christianaguiare544 wish i could say the same for adult animated comedies.
@@ryanmatthews3609 They’re both getting worse anyway
It’s the same humor as Family Guy. Remember when Peter kept telling Kyle to shut up & then Kyle called him a Poop nose & Peter just started viciously beating his ass 😂😂😂😂
1:43
When he runs, the way its so quiet and you can hear his little footsteps is just gold xD
Ikr
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The way Ted charges after John after saying Teddy Ruxpin is the funniest shit ever 😂
Yep! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
😡Say that one more time😡
TEDDY ROCKS F*CKING PIN!
1:31 idk why but I started laughing So Much I think I was Dead. . . Sounds like something Our Own Friends would do😔😂
Stewie and Rupert all grown up
Looks like Rupert and Stewie are having issues.
Oh Shit Right...
Ha ha ha that's funny 😂
XD
He sounds like peter griffin.
The Bus Photographer Of California cause teds actor plays peter
John: When I was 8, on Christmas, I wished I got a Teddy Ruxpin instead.
Ted: (TRIGGERED)
...and I thought he wanted an Apache helicopter!
Logan The Octoling Ted:”Say that one more time...”🐻👊🏾
@@FN2S5L "TEDDY RUX-F****IN'-PIN!!"
Hurt his feelings lol
@@nobodyknowsforsure throws punch
Who won the fight?
Like - Ted
Reply - John
Ted
Get it
Ted
Ted beat the brakes off him .😂😂😂😂
Ted🐻
Damn ted got the hands
Sypher Boy I wonder how his punches feel
Dam the tetty bear is so cute
Pixel Giraffe12 That’s the weird part. Realistically they should have no weight because his body is made of fluff. The human fist is painful because it has meat and bone under it. So how can Ted’s fists hurt if he lacks both?
TheNerdyBirdyShow bitch I will beat tf out of you
Paws
When I close my eyes I can hear Stewie, Peter and Brian 😂😂
That's because Peter, Stewie and Brian are voiced and played by Seth MacFarlane.
@@luisdorado8562 I know!
Same
Bro you have surinoel as your profile pic... good
Luis Dorado r/wooooooosh
2:35 Ted’s war cry got me laughing on the floor😂😂
YAAAAAAAAAA!
😂😂😂
3:30 The way he delivers that is so freaking funny!! He actually sounds in pain. 🤣🤣🤣
Whipped on the butt
That’s some talent fighting a CGI bear
sure is if leo dicaprio won an oscar for it.
@@Nothing-ce8uv thats not leonardo dicaprio thats mark wahlberg
@@dahyani._. I know it's Wahlberg. I was talking about *Leonardo Dicaprio.* He's the one who won an oscar for fighting a cgi bear.
Good comment despite the idiot.
Nothing well I wouldn't really call it a fight that bear wiped the floor with Leonardo he just got lucky at the end
2:01
Stewie and Rupert all grown up
Lmao!
Lol
lol
Just a football head and a bear he grew up with
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that Ted was able to fight his friend so easily on equally footy is just a goo example of the phrase...."Size Matters Not."
And also it depends on who you are fighting
Look John was just holding back
I need to see the non CGI version of this scene 😂
There is no non-cgi version
The footage before it goes to post guys 😂 he's not actually fighting a bear when they filmed this
@@greyjedii Ahhh
It's called "behind the scenes"
@@Luketaylor93 I'm aware, some people might not be but thanks! 😊
I love the way Seth McFarland directs fight scenes. No music. No dialogue. Just lots of punching sfx on top of a well choreographed fight scene.
*"...Say that one more time."*
TEDDY ROCKS F**KING PAN!!!!!!
Teddy! Rux! Fucking! Pin!
(Pauses, runs, then fight)
That
Teddy! Rux! Fucking! Pin!
“ Say that one more time. ”
Damn who knew a cgi plush bear could deliver such a bone chilling line like that
@Alex Payn
Falcon punch to the face!
@Alex Payn
Ted: So you have chosen... *death*
3:00
I laughed harder than expected.....
I have a concussion watching that part lol. Fuckin hilarious tho.
He can beat anyone’s ass in his other movies but can’t beat a teddy bear
Apparently not
He's so fluffy
Yup, James Savoy, KSI Drones, Lockdown, just to name a few but not a CGI Teddy Bear.
1:57 I like how he didn't yell and just ran toward
The part where mark got hit by the glass light bulb, I realized he did that by his self.
No, that was a stunt double. They just superimposed his face on the double.
That ass whooping cracked me up! 😂😂😂
Lmao
It made me horny.
@@Dalsemien bro what the fuck 🙁
True
@@Dalsemien 😂😂😂😂
The part where Ted stops for a bit then starts running killed me 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
*I love it how teddy just started running got up on the bed an went for john* 😂
He is fighting a teddy bear and not winning 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
He is boi not real man
@@rileyowen7245what?
3:11 when you get punished for having bad grades
Austin Kozlowski what a loser 😅
Austin Kozlowski so true
Hopefully Mark doesn't go too far to discipline his Kids like that !!!
Austin Kozlowski back in the old days where kids got actual woopings
Austin Kozlowski *_You, definitely you._*
Everytime Ted hits him with the antenna no matter how many times I see it I can't help but almost pee my pants from laughter
Same here man! Ted gives John the biggest spanking of a lifetime 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
@@justincook5202 facts my dude
"I don't have to I'm a f**ing teddy bear!" Makes me die from laughing every time!
I also don't get it, because he's a teddy bear, he doesn't have to take responsibility? He's still aware of what he's doing! I know I shouldn't be questioning the joke, I just don't get it!😄
@@zillydino Ted probably assumed that since he's a sentient entity that isn't human, it allows him to live a consequence-free existence?
@@zillydinoTed doesn’t have any real relationships besides John, so he doesn’t really care about the choices he makes, so him drinking and smoking pot with hookers doesn’t matter since he doesn’t have much to lose.
1:17
I was dying 🤣 Those punching sounds and the teddy movement
Clean version:
John: "You know? Sometimes when I think back to that Christmas morning when I was eight years old? I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin."
Ted: "Say that one more time."
John: "Teddy Rux-friggin'-pin!"
Or Teddy Rux-Stinkin-pin
Not as funny as the official
You changed one word 😂
@@Treeeee2008 you’re right it’s more funny then the original
@@noahsmith4877 thank you
When I got this DVD Back on Christmas in 2012, I literally died at this scene before I went to my Uncle Georgie’s place!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gregory DiBruno lollllll man whoaaaa
Gregory DiBruno I saw both the movies
Bat Man lolllll
Gregory DiBruno 9
Julio Jimenez lll
Imagine walking passed the window and seeing this 3:11 😂
Imagine walking by and seeing any of that
That be hilarious 😂😂😂
would be having a heart attack from laughing so hard
I would possibly just stand there and watch and see how it ends XD
Fuck that so funny 😂😂
Seth really just makes all his voices characters sound the same. It’s good but sometimes you can’t unhear the Peter griffin within
I always thought he should've just went with his Brian voice. So basically his normal speaking voice.
The entire audience I saw this with was in stitches the whole time.
The lack of music makes this scene a lot more intense
It would be a thriller movie or better yet a Lifetime movie had it had suspenseful music
Gotta admit. Seth Macfarlane makes great fight scenes
for sure
How he lose to a stuffed toy his punchs shouldn't hurt
Robert Wright that’s what makes it funny
Shows how soft John is 😂😂😂
Well a teddy bear shouldn’t be talking.
Ted got hands
I know right.
2:00 when ur friend reminds ur teacher about homework
gamer11_RBLX From ROBLOX ???????????????
D1fqrtwstf ft. Q drew sew pyrex urea mites protect pot pot problem
@@brandoncowley7412kuiycuifuv I'm ohm mom
Qdaddz
3:11 when your parents find out you didn’t do the homework.
2:58 my favorite part😂😂
Mine too
@@Hollywoodfan-yh4zcmy favorite part is when he's stroking his cock
1:17 they should’ve used this scene in ted 2 in court
I DONT HAVE TO IM A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR!
*How Could You Have Any Pudding if You Don’t Eat Your Meat*
If you dont eat your meat You cant have any pudding
SYN HATES
PINK FLOYD KICKS ASS
That line sold my interest
🤣🤣🤣
Love Pink Floyd.
*i just died and kept laughing and laughing this entire time from the begging of the fight to the end of the fight lmao 😂 until my stomach hurt so much from laughing but I kept laughing tho who else kept laughing even if their stomach hurt from it*
JULIAN *Bruh why I’m serious -_- like WHY*
Yea the peak for me was when he was. Getting whipped by the arena lol. I remember rewinding it and watching it in slow motion too 😂
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Ha ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
This was most funniest thing I ever seen
1:57 chucky's got nothing on this bear 🤣🤣🤣
Chucky will kill that stuffed son bitch!
That's something I wanna see
mynameisalabama Ted vs chucky it’s a animated version type it in!
Chucky would kill that teddy bear
Noo
I couldn't breathe when I saw this in the theater. Man, it was so brutally funny.
I like how Ted makes a Pink Floyd reference and chuckles then starts to argue again 🤣
Makes me laugh every time!!! Only Marky Mark can get in a fight with a talking teddy bear! Best scene of this movie!!
2:04 I love the sudden increase in intensity
1:58 When my friend tells me school is tommorow
1:57 the way he ran up and started beating him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To explain to the hotel wtf happen in your room. “Got in a fight with my teddy bear.” “Well damn who tf won?” 🤣
The very time I actually saw this movie, I laughed so hard, that tears were coming out of my eyes. I dont think tell could have gotten a better actor to play his best friend.
that ass whooping is the best thing about this fight 😂
The funniest part of this entire scene, is that the way Ted punched Johnny while clinging to his head 😂😂😂
The fact there’s no music makes this even more funny
2:35 ted: come here boi!
I hope they make Ted 3 the movie(comedy)
Edgar Alvarenga nah fam the second one flopped critically and financially
Actually, the second was met with mixed reviews but was successful at the box office.
Edgar Alvarenga nah ted 3 the manga (horror)
JustSaiyanX Wtf are you talking about? That film was funny as shit.
Doubt they make a 3rd ted. I mean you stop at two, you killed it
omg he's reading The Adventure Of Tintin 😍.
even tho that's irrelevant but still manages to be so goddamn amazing.......thank you...
I'm sorry how do you get beaten up by teddy bear
anthony Tennell it's possibly lol
Dunno. Your gonna have to ask Johnny or Ted
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@@cauliflau6460 it's possible bu it's not probable to be hurt by a teddy bear. it's stuffed with cotton and polyester, man.
@@KoeSeer
Because its Peter Griffin reincarnated into a teddy bear
No fight is funnier than this one. I haven’t watched this movie in years and this part still has me in tears 😂
3:10 I’M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have never seen Ted before but I'm just laughing my head of about this fight
“Listen to yourself! What am I? Emperor of Ming here controlling your mind?!” Lmfao 😂
That will always be one funniest part of the movie👍👍👍😂😂😂😂
He beat himself up. Ted didn't even have to do anything 😂
Mark over powered by a stuffed animal?
He over powered himself Ted isnt really there lol
When he stared whipping him I died of laughter I couldn’t continue watching
John Having a fight with an animated teddy bear is the funniest thing I have ever seen. 😂🤣
3:01 My favorite one and the best moment in this movie 😂😂
I've never seen a fight that was both intense and hilarious at the same time.
Plot Twist: Freddie was so high that he thought he was fighting with an actual teddy bear
Nurse: I think Johnny is hallucinating again
Johnny crying while strapped up.
Nurse: Johnny, it's ok, it's ok
Scene fades out showing other patients at the asylum
Cringe
Good fight scene ever !!!!
Billy Yoder hilarious as hell as well too.
Billy Yoder- sure it's not the goodest ever?
BLUE EYE ZY ok fine
Billy Yoder butt...Ted is a teddy bear...his punches wouldn't hurt right??
tommy blade yeah they shouldn't hurt
2:59 when you try to act like a badass.
0:52 0:54 made me laugh so hard, I couldn’t stop
The running steps get me every time lmfao
3:11 When mom finds your weed
why they gotta do mark wahlberg like dat
You mean brilliant acting?
The Pink Floyd reference was killing me😂
The way he jumps and shouts out "YAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" always makes me laugh! Watching a man and a teddy bear fight is so weird and yet so funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
The fact he is fighting a teddy bear and losing is even funnier
3:00 the light bulb hit him like a brick 🤣
3:04 surprising how Mark took so many hits to the head and is not bleeding whatsoever
This was funny as hell 😂
3:00 😂 great thinking john XD
It came right back to him.
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:01 Always makes me laugh
How can you have any pudding
If you don’t eat your meat?
I was so glad my old man took me to see this in theaters as a kid
I can't stop laughing😂😂
A man gets a beating by a bear
3:07 when your mom finds out you snuck girls in the house and have a party while she's at work! 😂😂😂😂
But the way Ted was hanging on to the fan tho, Bru I about died laughing 😂🤣😂😁🤣😁😁🤣🤣😁🤣
John was getting his birthday licks with a tv switch!!! 😂🤣😂
LMAO 😂😂😂😂 THE best fight in history of fights
This reminds of Family Guy when Peter and Brian were fighting over Lois or when Peter and Quagmire were also fighting over Lois.
1:12
“I don’t have to, I’m a f*cking teddy bear”
😂😂
This part has me rolling 😂😂😂💯😭
Is it just me but the silence and hear little footsteps when Ted ran at Jhonny is halarious
1:54 “TEDDY. RUX. FUCKING. PIN!”
1:59 [he runs off!]
This was one of the best movies ever. Idc
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that fight is funny as hell
3:11 when you get punished for being bad naughty boy for Christmas😂😂
I just realized Ted sounds like Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
Well of course Ted sounds like Peter Griffin because he is voiced by Seth MacFarlane the creator of Family Guy.
It's the same actor😂😂
Wait out of all the times I heard TED talk I finally realized his voice is Peter Griffin
Well of course Ted sounds like Peter Griffin because Ted is voiced by Seth MacFarlane.
Mr. HasbroMan Same guy, dude.
They way ted jumped on John and he yelled I can’t stop laughing