The Deadliest Zoo
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- Опубликовано: 26 июл 2018
- Jurassic Park came out 30 years ago today. It's a funny Spielberg movie about kids eating jello or something. I don't remember it. It had Raptors and they have feathers and are small. Sorry to ruin your childhood.
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We really need a Kilian Experience for Frostpunk ;)
You should review fossils fighters champions, another mentally unstable dinosaur game.
This is my 1000th liked video
"Who's gonna stop me? Costa Rica?"
As a Costa Rican, I can confirm my country wont stop you
*can't stop you
there fixed
@@ilikefrogs4291 im sure they could if they cared enough but I guess kilian here is a disembodied god creating dinosaurs without being able to be seen or hurt.
You guys don't even have an army
As an American, I can also confirm the USA are idiots
Grongo is the hero we need
not the one we deserve.
* Grongo will return *
Salamander Man ruclips.net/video/f-6PB9O5XNM/видео.html
Grongo is the hero ne weed
grongo will return in
grongo vs krunky
dawn of beatboxing
You better bring Grongo back on another review
The random guy Or do an all-star kind of video?
Imagine if Grongo came back when Kilan covers gen 6 of monPoke.
@@gutsmasterson2488 as an Aurorus?
David Towers Exactly!
I really hope he becomes some massive plot twist in a later video.
Grongo Unchained
Underrated
Probably Dylan *Grongo Chained
@@amuzak9063 How? It's the direct reference for the soundtrack
Grongo 2: Tokio Drift
Hey, don't call Sheriff Grongo a lizard! That's _rude!_ And Sheriff Grongo gets angry when people are rude...
from what people on the internet have told me Grongo isn't even a lizard. He's a bird, I guess.
"Dinosaurs are actually birds, does that mean that dragons are actually 'Birds Squared'?"
Aspiring Marauder GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGO
Yeah! Last night sherrif Grongo stopped a bar fight! Well, he stomped the entire bar flat but the fight stopped! What a great sherrif!
Aspiring Marauder I think the bird-hipped/lizard-hipped thing refers to the arrangement of some pelvic bones, and was set in place before theropods with avian hips were found.
But yeah, dinosaur taxonomy needs a terminology overhaul.
Plot twist: Grongo went off to start a RUclips channel called "Kllian Experience".
We're on to you Grongo.
Tamarin Titan Underrated comment.
Klian!
We need to raid his house to learn the truth
@@milkape7363 Klliann* Experience
This is the prologue video
Why do I get the feeling you just found that sound file saying 'Grongo' and just decided to make an entire video based around it?
I need the sound file
@@geecko__ Django Unchained opening if you still looking
@@michadrzewiecki1355Really? It's from that? Huh
_-Life-__ _*_GRONGO_*_ finds a way_
*GRONGOOOO*
Kilian's voice is like that of an angel.
but more arousing
Trygve Plaustrum the voice of an angel should sound like one right?
Lucifer was an angel
Trygve Plaustrum an angel... with autism
Like a depressed gay swedish angel
Every time I see a KE video I wonder if he's like this in real life.
I can never predict what's going to happen because there's no discernable pattern... just madness. Brilliant brilliant madness.
Truly, a great youtuber.
I know some people like that, and most of them are fun to be around, maybe all of them
"You could put 20 college students in a container and they would thank you."
As a college student I agree
Depends how much you charge per month.
As a college student I can say I am paying for this shit
This is so true is more ways than mentioned above and I fucking hate packing into small bars.
can confirm
Let be honest, games about creating your park are more fun when you just create death machines
THE WALL OF GUNS There’s something beautiful about systemic collapse and ensuing chaos in management games where consequences can become severe (like people dying).
Roller Coaster Tycoon: No, that's not a jump, it's a gap
Wait I can do something besides that?
Let's be honest, that is all we do in those games.
Wait... Those are two different things?
Take on me without the chorus?!
I'm pretty sure that's a war crime!
*very
High treason
No. Wearing enemy uniforms during combat in intention to deceive is war crime. Take On Me without chorus is crime against humanity. They are worse.
@@vksasdgaming9472 only humanity? I'm a Kaleesh and that is also torture to me in fact I'm sure that take in me without the chorus is a crime against everything
"I'll play take on me on large speakers and remove the chorus."
How did you even come up with that?
Thet Lin Htet I don’t know but I feel pretty angry about it so I think it works
He's a communist spawn of satan that knocks on doors and invite then to be witnesses OF CRIME. Waht do you expect?
@@mosesracal6758 ur joking right?
someone edited that song and uploaded it on youtube
energy man We never joke about Red Pandas
All Grongo Song appearences:
4:05
4:35
6:52
7:49
Catchy Song
Do you know what's the name of the song?
@@benjaminrichard095 yeah I think its "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
Jurrasic Park is a movie about
G R O N G O
Shame about the missing chorus
@@benjaminrichard095 LOL it's from a film called Django Unchained.
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We're all gonna die…
HORRIOR live*
Wellcome to die grongo experiance
"If you fell attacked by that statement, GOOD" Kilian I love you, never change.
“Play Take On Me but remove the chorus”
Just the thought about it makes me pissed
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*G* *R* *O* *N* *G* *O*
have you always been alone?
*G* *R* *O* *N* *G* *O*
have you never loved again?
Love will live on oh oh
Life must go on oh oh
For you cannot spend your life regretting
*G* *R* *O* *N* *G* *O*
you must face another day
*G* *R* *O* *N* *G* *O*
now your love has gone away
Once you loved her whoa oh
Now you've lost her whoa oh
But you've lost her forever *G* *R* *O* *N* *G* *O*
When there are clouds in the skies and they are grey
You may be sad but remember that love will pass away
Oh *G* *R* *O* *N* *G* *O*
After the showers the sun
Will be shining
Once you loved her whoa oh
Now you've lost her oh oh
But you've lost her forever *G* *R* *O* *N* *G* *O*
When there are clouds in the skies and they are grey
You may be sad but remember that love will pass away
Oh *G* *R* *O* *N* *G* *O*
After the showers the sun
Will be shining
*G* *R* *O* *N* *G* *O*
Oh *G* *R* *O* *N* *G* *O*
You must go on
Oh *G* *R* *O* *N* *G* *O*
Grongo is now my favourite dinosaur
One cannot disagree
Man, this is a weird Tierzoo video.
Justin Y. Stop
hi friend
Dude I just saw you on memeulous's video
that's because he is you.
dun dun dun
omg you watch kilian
I'll never think about Subway the same ever again.
"SUBWAY: It's not human!"
“Subway : Eat flesh!”
"If you feel attacked by that statement, good!"
Best Kilian quote of 2018.
*its a funny movie about kids eating jello or something*
But is that the Kilian Experience?
NeoSquid definitely not. if you are guided then it's the killianexperince
Nah, this is the killeveryone experience
That's obviously a Villain Experience.
Nah, it's the Grongo experience.
G R O N G O
7:04 Did you legitimately not kill anyone? Seriously?!
Trygve Plaustrum the game is designed to make the guests dodge out of the way of any vehicles
Guess we found the real attraction in this park, then
They can dodge a Jeep going full speed down the sidewalk, but dodging out of the way of a lizard the size of a building going slightly faster than a glacier is just too hard.
They were predicted to go at least 15 mph-20 mph
braith117 It's a rock-paper-scissors thing. Dinosaurs eat tourists and are helpless against vehicles. Vehicles can shoot dinosaurs, but can't do anything to tourists. Finally, tourists eat cars.
2:02 turn on subtitles "horrific noises from Kilean's mouth which vaguely resemble the Jurassic Park Theme"
Lol
This is how you successfully build a business.
No bisness
take no prisoners and set the dinos free... then sell all leftovers to subway. my business plan is now set thanks kill ian malcom
Kilian amusement park is a strange name for meat supplier company no? Also why this steak tastes weird?
Or sell mayonnaise.
What type of park has walls that can break apart in 5 seconds? The deadliest Zoo that is.
Justin Y. Welcome
Gulags too
Justin Y. Omnipotent and quick, I see
...
Justin Y. it is my mission now to follow you everywhere, this is the start of something justin y, see you in another video.
“I’ll play Take On Me but cut out the Chorus”
That is SO INHUMANE!
Grongo finds a way
Can grongo play the bongo?
Can grongo play the bongo in the Congo for a longo amount of time?
Championzo yes grongo can play the bongo but only if u send it by wells-Fargo
Can grongo play the bongo while playing bingo on the Congo with a mongol
Sure Grongo can play the bongo while playing bingo in congo with a Mongol, but only for tango.
Grongo Grongo Grongo I don't wanna leave the Congo oh no no no no no
Grongo!
Grongo have you always been alone?
Grongo!
Grongo have you never loved again?
Grongo! You must go on! Ohhhhhhh Grongo!
23 seconds in and I'm already dying of laughter well that's the kilian experience
Are you not dead? Chocked on wine?
Human: *Exists*
Grongo: It's free real estate
“I need them angry. I’ll play take on me on loud speakers but remove the chorus.” And yet grongo could still save us all
Hey Kilian, I'm really early so I thought I'd take this opportunity to say thanks for making great videos. You always make my day a little better when you upload. Love from France
Lili F go créé un fanclub
Zlugi Lemarsian Oui bonne idée 😂
Nabil Ouahrani
C'est vrai. Ensemble, nous devons partager l'art de Kilian avec la France
L'important ce n'est pas le nombre mais la passion.
Zlugi Lemarsian Ouais, mais la passion à seulement douze c'est quand même un peu limité ^^
7:08 Is that a vocal arrangement of the Spider Man 2 pizza theme? Clearly you are a cultured red panda thing.
It's original, called Funiculí Funiculá by Luciano Pavarotti.
@@repapeti98 Thank-You! It's been in my head for a while!
The way they say Grongo makes me laugh so much
That Godzuki clip got me so bad
GODZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKi
kot4311 that’s not godzuki that Minilla from son of Godzilla
That's Minya/Minilla, ya uncultured swine
Right?
That's Minilla (pronounced Minya from son of godzilla. Godzuki is Godzillas nephew
Killian: Puts only 3 layers of electric fences
Grongo: Am I a joke to you?
that bully joke made me smile
I guess the dinosaurs really were Alan. In here.
*touches his chest*
*Alan*
I love all the little touches you put in your videos. Kilian you are one of a kind.
It was awesome! Thank you, Grongo the Sheriff.
Grongo: The Legend Continues
Oh God you're the most hilarious RUclipsr for me 😂
We use to have a local zoo, but the only animal it had was a dog . . .
It was a shihtzu.
Davies That was actually kinda smart. Good job.
Dad jokes
Was this Malmö zoo back in the 90's
I remember hearing about Malmö's exotic zoo exhibition, im from iceland and all we had was a stuffed sheep....that was stuffed with live bunny rabbits (jk) 😁
I have a mixed breed
"Grongo, you're supposed to be the NICE dinosaur"
Me when the same herbivore keeps breaking out of the paddock and murdering people
I’ll sell dead dinosaurs to subway, killed me 😂
Oh I thought this was TierZoo...
THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!
This is exactly the game I was hoping to see. Thanks for making this video.
“Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler, welcome to Kilian’s Park of Not Dying of Dinosaurs.”
Lord kilian has uploaded
"It's a fish dinosaur."
Basically a pretty good description of Spinosaurus XD
Loved this so much! Couldn’t stop laughing!
This is some of your best work.
“No the plant is cube! Reeeeee” lol obviously that’s wrong it’s a donut
"...we can put 20 college students in a container and they would thank us." You have no idea how hard I laughed at this.😂
Awesome as always :D
Thank god Killian i love this
GRONGO!!!
We need to make grongo our new president
I haven't been too keen on your last couple videos, but this feels like a return to form and even an improvement on that!
This episode is just great!
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Anytime Killian uploads a video about Jurassic Park, he turns all his subscribers into Dinosaurs
Justin Y. *kilian
i responded second to a Justin Y. comment.
First of all it's kilian and second of all steel ball run is the best part
I see what you did there
always worth the wait
Keep doing what u do it's hilarious
*"That's the point of science, to destroy all humans!"*
tbh i wish Grongo has a good life and that he dosen't get shot by police
Your videos always make my day Kilian.
The music is great as always.
"Safe"
I got some time to kill, what should i do- *New Killian Video*
...guess I'm watching Kilian. Sweet.
UR VIDEOS ARE HILARIOUS OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING KEEP IT UP!!!
I love this. This video never gets old :)
I wanna see Grongo the Movie
Kilian, I was surprised to see your cameo on _Last Week Tonight with John Oliver._
Love all your vids they're hilarious.
Oh my, Kilian, you are such are singer! I almost have tears in my eyes... so beauteful...
I need someone to upload a 10 hour version of Kilian doing the theme song
You _do_ know that you can rput RUclips videos on repeat right? Just right-click the video when it's playing.
Last time I was this early...
-Kilian uploaded a video-
*This was an original joke*
This is the best video in a long time, It was great
Cant wait to see more of GRANGO
I love this shit
Grongo is best girl
the ancient past is female!
Grongo is t h i c c c
si
What a great video, not as much as Grongo, but still love it. As always well done Killian. I will always love you
Every time you make a video my day gets better
0/10 The floor is not made of LEGO.
I think you meant 10/10, - 10
My first reaction after I watched this: ''lol''.
Your best video yet
KIllian I love your videos more than i love myself
Please make a video about Grongo's Life after he escapesd
GRONGOOOOOOOO
More Killian yayayayayay
You deserve so much more subscribers dude, i love your videos ! Keep it up :)
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nintendo
NO, IT WAS NINTENDO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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