This Is Archaon The Everchosen - Total War
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2017
- Spiritual successor to This is Henry. Different but hopefully still funny. This time I explain the lore of Warhammer fantasy. With a lot of creative freedom. I had cut out the beastmen but there was a horse shoe creator joke. I am exited for Total war warhammer 2
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This video took a lot of effort to make. I hope you all like it. twitter.com/KilExperience
effort and time=/=quality
Kilian Experience it's awesome
Amazing. Thank you. You are so funny.
Kilian Experience ...you and warhammer is too much. All you need to do is a jojo vid and im done.
Done.
Complete
Ended
....finish(ed)
That was great! Kilian, you never cease to entertain.
This is..... Actually lore friendly...
wat? I don't know the warhammer games, but surely you're joking.
stuff like this happens on a regular basis in the fantasy lore....
Only with the greenskins
Only with the greenskins
Honestly, except for the bird part, there is kind of nothing contradictory to the nature of the world or the chaos gods themselves
Garlic bread is too OP. Please nerf.
Darkan and the promise of milk to skeletons.
Sigurd Kristvik doot
Darkan your wish is being granted. It's getting patched next week.
Have you heard the tragedy of Melvin the Everchosen? It's not a story the gods of Chaos would tell you. It's a warrior legend. Melvin was elected the new Everchosen, and soon he became so powerful and so wise he could use his armies to create Garlic Bread....
Underated comment
Is it possible to learn this power
Not from the Chaos Gods
Ironically he couldn't prepare his own garlic bread
He could use garlic bread to control armies*
"he punched puppies"
Me: "this son of a bitch"
He's the fucking Everchosen. That's like ABCs to him. :D
vodka & cigarretz Considering Khorne likes his Flesh Hounds more than any other servants, I wonder what he thought about that...
"HE PUNCHED WHAT?!? THAT...THAT VICIOUS BASTARD!!! THEY WERE JUST PUPPIES!!! HOW...how could he..." *sob*
He doth look of the puppy punching ilk...
Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the Skull throne!
Milk for the Khorne flakes!
Body fluids for the body fluid God!
Garlic Bread for Melvin!
Ethan Worner i need some popkhorne ( lathrix meme )
Thrones for the throne skull!
Murloc Knight You can't just add to the joke like that, it's not funny.
Melvin defeated a mosquito. Melvin is stronger than Saitama
Zakki
Only Constipation can kill him.
Exactly, only melvin can kill melvin.
I thought Saitama punched a mosquito?
PhazonOmega but it didn’t die
"Melvin told them that if they didn't kill him they would get MILK."
I like how he offered milk to a skeleton army.
Calcium to the bones!
It's that bone healing juice
Calcium for the calcium bone!
FANTASTIC milk is like the equivalent of invulnerability potions for skellymen
Sabrowsky well that's nice
Total war: constipation
lol. that's one way to put it.
Total war: garlic bread
Do you mean Attila?
Total Constipation: The garlic War
This made me crack up so bad.
The Defence Force of Disorganisation
I laughed for ten minutes straight.
The PBG God I wish I could laugh at something for ten minutes
@@emiledlund9559 sounds painful
yeah happened to me too
Maarten Burger you watch killian and sorenova
You died of constipation?
Advisor: "Kaaaarrrlll... you can't declare total war on all of your enemies while the Empire is in ruins Kaaaarrrllll!"
Karl Franz: "hold my beer.."
UbinTimor Karl: I don't declare war on everybody. That's my least favorite thing to do.
@@gabrielmontenegro9476
Advisor: Really Kaarrl? Well what's that massive army approaching from the distance then!?
Karl: it's time to get some orc baby hands
@@balonkita185 KAAAARRRLLLLL WE ARE SUPPOSTED TO KILL ORCS AFTER THEY GROW UP
Karl: Who said anything about Killing I just need their Hands.... Mmmh Juicy Moist Hands.
Melvin was then reborn as the God Emperor of Mankind. To revive him one must present freshly baked garlic bread before the gold throne. Head Cannon accepted.
CubedQ
For over 100 centuries the bread emperor of garlic-kind has sat upon the golden toaster oven
It took 10,000 years for anyone to remember the Emperor's love of bread. It took another 10,000 years to convince the Custodes to let him inside with a plate of Garlic Bread.
After discovering his new powers Melvin used his powers of backed garlic bread to... mostly reunite humanity under his reign for an eternity...
Man, garlic bread throne must be very comfy, delicious and smell good.
@@Darthlicious rested within*
Kilian should write the lore for all games from now on.
Edit: one L only.
Intergalactic Human Empire Kilian doesn't know who this Killian is.
What's funny is that wouldn't even have a bad or ironic result. Kilian is literally a legit good writer.
+Holden Roberts needs to happen
No...he made KHORNE pick a SORCEROR as the new Champion! That is Matt Ward levels of bs!
Khorne was frustrated and didn't think that through when he picked a random guy to be Everchosen.
Melvin was the Chaos Champion of Malal. It makes too much sense.
Yes
Actually he is the exact opposite, since Malal always fails, but Melvin inexplicably wins.
@@user-vq4pf7if3i it makes sense since Malal is the god of contradiction
@@user-vq4pf7if3i What do you mean? all his victories are the most logical outcomes of events
I think the chaos gods may each have a share of the various bodily fluids. Khorne's got the blood, Nurgle's got everything that food becomes, and of course Slannesh is basically the patron saint of the money shot. I suppose that leaves Tzeentch with the cerebral-spino fluid
Max Bailey i don't know what to say but you're not wrong
R/TechnicallyCorrect
Well there is still lymph left ... if you include all gastric and digestive fluids into Nurgle's domain.
@@Indolthir malal sinse lymph countains antibodies and he is the anti-chaos chaos god
The Defense Force of Disorganization needs better healthcare.
Title is about Archeon, who died in like 40 seconds. What about Melvin. #MakeMelvinTheStar
Ejay Carreon it's a bit like
The Legend Of Zelda
#makeMelvinthestar
Ejay Carreon lol even 25 seconds actually, while melvin completed his task for him
that's the joke
How the end times should've played out.
thealiencommunicator its.....kinda how it did
Didn't Archaon detonate a warp drive underneath Middenheim?
thealiencommunicator don't know about that, I just know he got super head butt and knocked da fug out
stirn Lichen that was storm of chaos
Box King ah
After the video ended I whispered to myself "And THAT is the Melvin experience"
That this Melvin guy was able to escape death for so long, usually by starting civil wars, is pretty amazing.
And I now choose to believe this is the most lore-accurate Warhammer video.
*Khorne looks at Melvin:
"He's the hero, we do not deserve, but a hero, we need."
But was this the Killian experience?
No, this is Archaon The Everchosen. Keep up, man...
No, this is Patrick.
and that is the Kilian Experience
VikingSchism no you can't say it only the true Killian can say it
Inflatable Mattress Nah. It's the Melvin experience.
The sad part is that that almost sounds like something GW would do, just with a few more grim dark details.
braith117
Normally I'd laugh, but after super space marines I'm not sure what to think
Darthlicious You got the name wrong they are called SUPER DUPER ALPHA ULTRA SPACE MARINES CHOSEN OF THE ULTRA MARINES
Ok then, After killing three other gods of chaos, Tzeentch died of constipation, leaving his duck alone, without bread to eat, so duck died of starvation. Grim enough?
what can be more grim that guy who PUNCHES puppies. (not kick acually crouch and punch them.. pobably in the genitalia)
Whea is my deep strike?
The libertarian garlic bread lover chaos sorcerer, melvin always in our hearths
He needs gulag tho.
Anarcho-Syndicalist*
GARLIC FOR THE BREAD! FLOUR FOR THE BAKERY!!!
King Melvin
chaos formed from things he said
diplomacy and garlic bread
no fowl or fish or meat of red
yet many mortals' blood was shed
influencing even the gods
the greatest that there ever was
yes
what a man he had been
spilling blood in every reign
but alas, his death was tragic
for his war had denied him his garlic
8/10 not enough red pandas
Rating the video or the world?
Sasetysa ssasa thss seseyssas!
Manfred : this is delicious what is this
melvin : its garlic bread
Manfred : (dead)
Chaos happens in the vampire counts
Melvin : looks like there geting milk rather killing me
"Time to burn their stone cities!"
Classic Melvin
Basically End Times, the peaceful route.
Next up: Failbaddon is replaced by a chaos spawn, chaos success increases 400%.
"dear Melvin:
WAAAAGH"
can't stop laughing
A lot of people die of constipation
This is the real enemy.
In the modern age we have terminal cancer.
...In the medieval ages we have terminal constipation.
Several characters dying from bowel problems is probably the most immersive rp if you want to emphasise the Medieval in Medieval Fantasy.
Bodily fluids for the Bodily fluids God! Cranium for the Cranium throne! Milk for the Khrone flakes!
4:34 ork diplomacy in a nutshell
FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN... ups wrong universe.
ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME
Your faith is appreciated.
ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME!! *is launched from a space marine launcher*
Close enough
The God Emperor of Mankind MY EMPEROR...
This is most likely the best poop joke ever made in human history. It is subtle and so well thought out and overly elaborate that you forget it is a poop joke until the punchline; plus it showcases some gameplay footage and from the sound of it someone challenged him to try to get a diplomatic victory with the warriors of chaos.
I haven't seen any comments on it but I think it deserves mention.
3:45
I like the way different movements from the Four Seasons are used to highlight the opposing sides of the vampires and Melvin. I thought it was a really cleaver and subtle joke.
"And thanks to all the fear mongering, Karl spent the EMpire's money on Medieval Energy weapons"
-Killian 2017
no, that is killian with two l's
Killian is truly a RUclipsr one must *experience*
Edit: Really Killian? No "and that is the Killian Experience" at the end? I'm disappointed
I am ___ ______
Only certain video series get "and that is the Killian Experience" at the end. This one is classed as "filler" so this is only the Melvin Experience
The Senate 3
Ponyyish sucky sucky five dollar
The Senate fuck u
I forgot the name of the video because i got brainwashed by those machine in the wasteland. So i just remember garlic bread, and chaos, and also your name.
And so i type kilian chaos garlic bread and a few sec i found this video.
10/10 would search again.
Melvin is a secret genius.
Crusaderman Or some sort if idiot savant
I watch this video at least once a day and "Craniums for the cranium chair" cracks me up every time
We'll, seems like I'm the chosen one!
(Embarrassing enough yes my name is Melvin...
melwem HA!
That's not so bad
well, my favorite Melvin is Melvin from Yugioh Abridged from Little Kuriboh... are you THAT Melvin? Want a HUG?
melwem na jobs good, i mean Slaneesh will personally care for your happiness.
Im sorry for your loss
melwem well now your cool because killian
I guess constipation is the true enemy of Chaos.
Warriors hate garlic bread...?
*BLASPHEMY.*
I mean they are heretics so....
"Craniums for the Cranium Chair!" - The (Rebranded) Defence force of Disorganization
True Chaos king Melvin will be remembered as the greatest everchosen to ever live
Blood for the Bloodgod!
Skulls for the skullthrone!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE-FLAKES!
You sir, have gained my utmost respect and most sincere love.
Ahh i se lathland reference
Garlic for the garlic bread!
*craniums for the cranium chair.
Dear Melvin,
WAAAGH!!!
I knew this was coming, but it still got me.
I did not expect that garlic bread appetiser fucking genius!
0:24
”... so he died of constipation.”
Gets me every time.
but was that the killian experience
kurlitron prime this is a statement, not a question
Alon Moiseyev i will take that as a yes
My actual name being Melvin makes this video 20x better
Melvin Lee i agree! I thought I was the only one
3:43 I think I died as soon as that happened xD.
You make the most entertaining videos on the website
KRIPPERINO POWER!
You know it's gonna be a good day when Killian uploads a video
Horzinicla day almost ended
in here at least
This has to be the best video posted up to now on this channel!
i love that this was the second video to pop up when i searched warhammer lore
Milk and Garlic Bread, the strongest weapons in Warhammer
Epic intro indeed
Well nevermind then
heh
So evil he punches puppies
Melvin, the Everchosen we need and deserve.
😂😂😂 he took garlic bread to dinner with a vampire
5:57-6:01
Tzeench: "ALL ACCORDING TO MY BRILLIANT PLAN! 🤣"
Makes more sense than the Endtimes
Am I the only one who really wants a sequel or even a movie of this??
After 5 years I remembered Melvin and rewatched this because I missed him.
Melvin was not the Everchosen we deserved, but he was the Everchosen we needed...
I'll drop a like even before watching the video because I know it's quality. Thank you, Kilian.
I'm only 1:24 minute in and I'm already loving it!
(edit) This may be the best Killian experience yet!
The farms that grew garlic and bread where destroyed by scaven, the horned rat is the god of constipation.
Archaon The Everchosen = Dark Souls Boss
Melvin = How you feel when you play Dark Souls
(Note: Is Dark Souls still relevant or is my joke outdated?)
Dark Souls will never become irrelevant.
ForoTheCrow This whole "irrelevant" thing is useless anyway.
ForoTheCrow Actually, all things considered a dark souls like game set in the warhammer universe wouldnt be too bad.
ForoTheCrow it sure wont be in may
Aldo Siffredi why may
I can't believe Melvin's fucking dead...
Well, this is the same Archaon the Everchosen who was defeated by an orc who kicked him in the ballsack.
This is definitely my favorite Kilian Experience video.
Some say Killian died of constipation after the making of this video
The real question is does Melvin also exist in the Blood Bowl universe?
CubedQ Yes he works as a manager. You often see him in the stands throwing himself at garlic bread sales people.
"His support fell. Collapsed. Karl won't leave this field alive."
My favourite part of the whole video, Karl's dead pan face with the thousand yards stare perfectly accompanies the punch line.
Imagine exploiting your people in preparation for the apocalypse for years, then the supposed bringer of the apocalypse comes alone demanding a debate over the misuse of taxes and the evils of fear and war mongering
Better than Warhammer lore honestly
"he used to make horseshoes, and now he's going to bring on the apocalypse"
I was looking for a short history of Archaeon the Everchosen…what I found was much much better
Still a better apocalyptic Warhammer story than the End Times.
Watched this video when I was a Warhammer noobie and I laughed thinking it was all made out, turns out this is the lore
25 seconds of this is of Archaon the everchosen.
Wow this was better than the end times. Lold at Nagash not living up to the hype
"Melvin promised them milk"
This is the best.
This is actually pretty lore faithful jokes aside
"time to burn their stone cities" holy shit i'm in tears!
I really related to Melvin and his constipation.
How could you NOT spend all of your money on medieval energy weapons though?
I absolutely love the storytelling in this one Kilian. Probably my favourite video that you've made, thank you for putting so much effort into it, I really appreciate it
cant wait for this is Lu Bu for three kingdoms total war (:
Best Wes Anderson movie I've ever seen, 10/10
That french anthem out of nowhere hahaha
I can´t even describe how happy I am that I found this channel.
So I won´t.
I also ran out of garlic bread, goodbye cruel world.
Whenever I see that picture of Tzeench I immediately think of TTS.
I loveee the kilian experience
Defence force of disorganisation
That part where the vampire lord got killed by garlic bread cracked me the fuck up.
God of bodily fluids? You mean Slaanesh!