I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I started making this video. Talos damn it took a lot of time to make for such a short video. But I learned a lot if I want to make another Skyrim or Fallout Machinima. I hope you enjoy. Check out my subreddit www.reddit.com/r/kilian/
@@lancelotkrantz2746 oh no, an imperial has invaded our walls. It's just a joke, both sides are equally matched in Skyrim and it's up to you to make one come out on top.
This is Literally A Swedish Kitty, Norwegian Fisherman, a Danish bard and a Finnish Demon Sauna Prince ally against the empire. Unfortunately the only one who is armed is the Finnish Demon knight thingy. This is Nordic politics in a nutshell.
@@l0ker507 We Nordic countries have essentially three stooges jokes with 3 guys from different countries. In Finland the butt of the jokes are Swedes, can't say about the others though.
Enska Who I don’t really know what that is I’m not really that much into the elder scrolls lore so if you could just tell me what it means that would be appreciated
"Hadvar was having the world's most painful migraine. Not for any normal reason, no, but because of the sheer stupidity contained in the fact that within the span of 2 days a drunk Khajiit and his three friends not only won the civil war singlehandedly, but overthrew Ulfric Stormcloak, went on a powermad crusade to make Talos the one true Divine, conquered all of Tamriel within one night, and then after passing out from the alcohol, sustained a 12-minute war with the Thalmor in which he won entirely through his friend's friend, a massive supermonster more powerful than most any dragon. Then, during the party at the bar, he died of alcohol poisoning. He was almost certain that at some point he'd wake up from this mental case of a dream, but it never happened. All he had was the thankfulness to the Divines that he never called that Khajiit 'kitty'."
Stormcloaks worship the nords traditions. Nords are traditionally jingoistic imperialists. As the leader of the stormcloaks, you conquered half the world for petty reasons and hypocritical religious intolerance. This video is more lore friendly than you might think.
The cherry on the cake was when I once saw some video showing a map of Tamriel and in the 4th era, the Nords took over the entire world, but eventually lost the Black Marsh and the Sumurset Isles.
Now that I think about it, the fact that Talos isn't in the Hall in the actual game even though he totally qualifies (nord, dragonborn, died in battle, etc) is another great evidence that he actually is a divine. You know if it wasn't enough evidence already that his shrines and amulets work just as well as the other Divines', and that in Oblivion: Knights of the Nine it's been literally spelled out that Knights can finally kill Umaril because last time there was no Talos and they needed the power of an extra divine to get rid of that Ayleid sorcerer-king...
Killian, thank you for your entire channel. I only found you a few months ago, but you always make me laugh, without fail. I’m currently unable to do virtually anything (and have been for two weeks) that requires me to move because of sciatica, and this video made me feel better, if only for a bit. The effort you put into your videos really shows. I wish I could support you financially, but I’m a freshman in college, and I really don’t have the expenses to do so at the moment. Hopefully I can at least make you smile, even for just a moment, by cheering you on from the sidelines. Keep up the great work, my dude! I look forward to what you put out next.
In a single night Kilian and his friends were able to: -secure Skyrim’s independence -usurp the high king -make Talos worship the state religion and criminalise every other faith -conquer Almost all of Northern Tamriel
Always knew Kilian was a Cat and not a Racoon Panda thing. Also this is the greatest channel ever... and you cant prove Kilian payed me because it was all in gold.
Just watched the line "In what kind of dark fantasy universe does a bar close at 1:00?". Wanted to laugh but I immediately remembered that we don't have any open bars at the moment.
Just imagine that I am nodding on behalf of the Norwegian people, because when we're not called Sweden we're called Denmark and it's hilariously ironic.
I waited to watch this video until after indulging in several substances and I have to say that, without a doubt, this video is a masterpiece. A true Magnum Opus.
Killian, the answer was in front of your face the whole time, it's in his name for God's sake! *GOD* zilla! The one true God! Which is why Skyrim was saved by divine providence!
I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I started making this video. Talos damn it took a lot of time to make for such a short video. But I learned a lot if I want to make another Skyrim or Fallout Machinima. I hope you enjoy. Check out my subreddit www.reddit.com/r/kilian/
Kilian Experience your the best
Whatever you did, You did Right.
This is the third skyrim themed video can you do one based off of one of the previous games?
Amazing video!
What Chaos God from the warhammer 40k universe do you worship?
Mine is Tzeentch
Correction:
Large amount of booze conquers Skyrim through 4 dudes.
3 dudes and a kitty*
*Tamriel
South park did it in "The red badge of gayness". This one was more poetic in nature.
Kitty
I’m convinced that kitty Killian was a Shezarrine with how he conquered the whole of Skyrim and cyrodil within a single evening.
"I'm not gonna be a tyrant...i changed my mind."
Amazing
Literally Game of Thrones ending.
No civilians though. Ok no more civilians, after this
4 dudes is like 10% of the stormcloak army anyways.
More like 50%
goes to show how every stormcloak equals hundreds of weak imperials
@@ew264 this
@@ew264 hell yes brother
@@lancelotkrantz2746 oh no, an imperial has invaded our walls.
It's just a joke, both sides are equally matched in Skyrim and it's up to you to make one come out on top.
This is Literally A Swedish Kitty, Norwegian Fisherman, a Danish bard and a Finnish Demon Sauna Prince ally against the empire. Unfortunately the only one who is armed is the Finnish Demon knight thingy. This is Nordic politics in a nutshell.
As a swede. OMFG so true.
LMAO it’s true
Yeah, you can hear him putting on the accents and Pekka is as Finnish a name can be.
The Swedish Kitty has a scimitar.
Which one is Danish, Leif or Sven?
When you worship so much you make a killian video
When you worship Kilian so much you spell it wrong
Adam Berlin a common mistake give him some slack
Who is killian?
"MAKE THEM BREATHE WAY MORE LESS!" is the best opening battle cry of all time.
"I am a Scientologist." - Sven 2018
Exactly, let’s arrest every priest!
shinydino Yay! Now people will be healed in the temple of Talos
Mau M Marry in the temple of Talos
@@dustinwickline1263 learn about intercourse from u n c l e t a l o s
Learn about intercourse from uncle Talos
TFW you execute your own god for heresy
I hate when that happens!
That's how Christianity got started though
well technically jew
I mean TECHNICALLY
It was God executing himself because thats how you forgive someones sins
"I know a Japanese guy!"
And then he shows up and it's Godzilla. Brilliant.
He also said he knew a lizard
Christine Bouzas lol You’re right
Don't forget, he's a scientologist as well...
I was honestly expecting some badass warrior from Akavir. You know, the Japan of TES.
Love how this is a sweedish dude, a Norwegian guy a dane, and a finnish deamon just like in the jokes!
Which jokes are you referring to?
@@l0ker507 We Nordic countries have essentially three stooges jokes with 3 guys from different countries. In Finland the butt of the jokes are Swedes, can't say about the others though.
M4kimies I have a Danish friend, Swedes are the butt of the joke in Denmark too. Not too sure about Norway tho
M4kimies
I meant what jokes have Finnish demons.
Swedes are the butt of us norwegian jokes
When Pekka says "Vittu I prefer Morrowind", theres a faint "Ievas Polka" in the background.
I love you Kilian
I didnt even notice that! Thats glorious
Enska Who I don’t really know what that is I’m not really that much into the elder scrolls lore so if you could just tell me what it means that would be appreciated
@@bigyeetgaming1764 Ieva's polkka, or Ievan polkka as it's known in Finland, is an old finnish song. It has nothing to do with skyrim.
@@bigyeetgaming1764 bruh
@@bigyeetgaming1764 bruh
I love the fact that the Finnish guy is decked in daedric armour while the others are just regular dudes.
Torilla tavataan perkele.
Don't you know that all Finns are demons?
@@tsibdatixpayac9594 what do you mean by danish javel
@@genos876 HERETIC
He's Pekka,the daedric prince of Sauna. Not just a finnish dude,read the description
@Josuke no,Pekka is a really old finnish name and it's still popular. It's not a clash of clans reference,it's a finnish name.
best youtuber, like, rly man
It's the austrian from hoi4
Didn't expect to see you here, Mr. K
@@Zlonk7”no, the other one”
"Hadvar was having the world's most painful migraine. Not for any normal reason, no, but because of the sheer stupidity contained in the fact that within the span of 2 days a drunk Khajiit and his three friends not only won the civil war singlehandedly, but overthrew Ulfric Stormcloak, went on a powermad crusade to make Talos the one true Divine, conquered all of Tamriel within one night, and then after passing out from the alcohol, sustained a 12-minute war with the Thalmor in which he won entirely through his friend's friend, a massive supermonster more powerful than most any dragon. Then, during the party at the bar, he died of alcohol poisoning. He was almost certain that at some point he'd wake up from this mental case of a dream, but it never happened. All he had was the thankfulness to the Divines that he never called that Khajiit 'kitty'."
Skyrim 6 looks great damn
Litihal Dama um, just so you know, this is ELDER SCROLLS 6
I don't know what exactly is a joke so I don't want to whoosh anyone in case I get whooshed
I don't know any game called Elder Scrolls
The Skyrim serie though, wooh
the moment you have so much to woosh that you dont know if it is right to wooosh anything
its skyrim 2 heretic
The leader of the Talos crusade was a furry...
well shit
Burn me...
That wasn’t Godzilla it was clearly GRONGOOOO
Aaron he's back for some vengeance
"Hi king!"
"KITTYYYY!"
Only on Kilian Experience.
Who knew Godzilla was a talos supporter
Ikr
Godzilla got scared of Kitty's crusade so he became a Talos supporter for his own good
420% lore friendly
uwu
C0DA makes it cannon
the REAL four horsemen
some scandinavian dudes and a finnish deamon. The 4 horsemen of Kalmar
Even though they don't have any horses....
@@coolhorselover234 the two man and a KITTY.....and a....demon?
Godzilla showing up is more believable than a kajit becoming the leader of the Stormcloaks, let alone all of Skyrim.
Liked because Pekka said "vittu I prefer morrowind"
Same, would have favorited if he had said "Ja vitut" instead.
Us Finns are easy to please huh
vittu perkele saatana
@@waterfelon33 helvet
Stormcloaks worship the nords traditions.
Nords are traditionally jingoistic imperialists.
As the leader of the stormcloaks, you conquered half the world for petty reasons and hypocritical religious intolerance.
This video is more lore friendly than you might think.
The cherry on the cake was when I once saw some video showing a map of Tamriel and in the 4th era, the Nords took over the entire world, but eventually lost the Black Marsh and the Sumurset Isles.
It is also realistic to the Holy Roman Empire in real life.
Pope King KILLIAN leads his troops to their first crusade.
KILIAN*
Take On Kek KILL IAN*
Adrian Rodriguez M1 Grongo’s wrath*
Data Raven oh no I shall edit and fix
Adrian Rodriguez M1 MAY GRONGO RID THIS WORLD OF IMPURITY!
“They can’t even scream because they’re not voice acted by five different people!”
4 idiots conquer skyrim*
Dank Matter the true master of the comment section
But can you wait for hello there #91 tho...
4 idiots and a dinosaur conquer skyrim*
This guy uses like bots.
Dank Matter 4 idiots conquer most of Tamriel*
"And I'm in because I have no free will!"
Don’t think I don’t notice the cat has the same hat as your avatar
Khajiits and Red Pandas are pretty similiar
*KITTY*
*plays Skyrim but uses Kingdom Come tavern music instead*
Which clearly has the superior tavern music (and wenches).
@@chriskay2004
Henry's come to see us!
SO, Neverhood music is ok?
Chris Kay Jesus Christ be praised!
I had to testify in court after Uncle Talos _taught_ me about intercourse.
Show me on Wuuthrad where Talos touched you.
Vittu, I preffer Morrowind
Wow, the multiplayer mod for Skyrim is looking pretty good.
Wait, what do you mean by "this isn't modded"?
It isnt modded its perfectly vanilla skyrim
they added bruma, morrowind and high rock in the latest patch
@@reax5526 oh that's what it did, I couldn't figure what changed
Most of these are probably DLC. I think Godzilla is the only mod, right?
Domasiukas its a fucking joke #woosh
6:49 Tiber Septim using numidium to win against the second Aldmeri Dominion (2E 8XX)
The big dude in Daedric armor is Finnish… I can relate to that.
I didn't realise the game you were playing was Skyrim until Godzilla showed up. I just don't recognise it without mods.
That wasn't a mod it was it real life
Sabaton plays for like two seconds and my headphones are now on the ground because I headbanged them off.
DEUS VULT FROM TAMRIEL
1:41"i'm not going to be a tyrant"..
1:43 "I've changed my mind
"The Gang Conquers Skyrim"
Conquering tamriel with the lads
Now that I think about it, the fact that Talos isn't in the Hall in the actual game even though he totally qualifies (nord, dragonborn, died in battle, etc) is another great evidence that he actually is a divine. You know if it wasn't enough evidence already that his shrines and amulets work just as well as the other Divines', and that in Oblivion: Knights of the Nine it's been literally spelled out that Knights can finally kill Umaril because last time there was no Talos and they needed the power of an extra divine to get rid of that Ayleid sorcerer-king...
Killian, thank you for your entire channel. I only found you a few months ago, but you always make me laugh, without fail. I’m currently unable to do virtually anything (and have been for two weeks) that requires me to move because of sciatica, and this video made me feel better, if only for a bit. The effort you put into your videos really shows. I wish I could support you financially, but I’m a freshman in college, and I really don’t have the expenses to do so at the moment. Hopefully I can at least make you smile, even for just a moment, by cheering you on from the sidelines. Keep up the great work, my dude! I look forward to what you put out next.
yeah!!!! Hope you get better very soon!!!! 😍😍😍😍😉
Raphaël Khoury Thank you! Means a lot!
Get well soon. Or as we say in germany: Gute Besserung
Haha bli bedre for jeg er en nordmann og denne kommentaren ga ingen mening
stellvia hoenheim Haha true
In a single night Kilian and his friends were able to:
-secure Skyrim’s independence
-usurp the high king
-make Talos worship the state religion and criminalise every other faith
-conquer Almost all of Northern Tamriel
finally some good content on the internet
Always knew Kilian was a Cat and not a Racoon Panda thing.
Also this is the greatest channel ever... and you cant prove Kilian payed me because it was all in gold.
They're called red pandas and they're awesome, you uncultured swine.
"Make them breathe way more less!"
7:00 Was NOT expecting "The Cat And The Moon". Well done, Kilian.
I think this is one of your best episodes thus far Kilian^^
Just watched the line "In what kind of dark fantasy universe does a bar close at 1:00?". Wanted to laugh but I immediately remembered that we don't have any open bars at the moment.
Lmao this video was so lore friendly too
2:37 there is like a second of a sabaton song in there, I like
I love how you can tell who is Swedish, Danskjäveln, and Norwegian höhöhö
Perseus but the daedric guy represents Finland
i cant tell the dane and the norwegian apart
@@vince8901 Don't worry, I'm danish and I'm not even sure which is which either.
They prefer Norwaysian, plz use the correct nomenclature.
@@floridaman4473 No, Denmark is rightfully Norwegian
This was honestly probably one of your best and funniest videos yet.
Is Denmark actually Skyrim
No, Skyrim has at least one mountain, maybe two
Skyrim is actually real, unlike denmark
>implying Denmark is real
Just imagine that I am nodding on behalf of the Norwegian people, because when we're not called Sweden we're called Denmark and it's hilariously ironic.
Wow..low blow dude..low fucking blow..
Going on a crusade to conver the entirety of Tamriel to Talos. Then killing Talos for not worshipping Talos. Nice Kitty.
I’m not gonna lie, this actually makes more sense in the main quest line in Skyrim
*_This was, the greatest, most absurd, most inventive, and funny video ive seen in months! great job Killian!_*
Yaaaassssss lawd! I’ve been needing myself some Killian!
Kilian! I love your narration, please don't end with your style
this is a nice retelling of the invasion of iraq
Instead of calling it a crusade, I believe the Americans call it "peace keeping"..😏
I thought it was "oil mining"
This video was god damn brilliant glad to see you back killian!
Loved the Kingdom Come: Deliverance alehouse music.
"I know a Japanese guy"
*Comes back with Godzilla*
Please, more of High King Kitty!
love the storytelling, your the best at it on youtube man
A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y
BANNERLORD WHEN???
YEEEEEEAH! JOIN US!
Bannerlord when?
BANNERLORD WHEN
B A N N E R L O R D W H E N ?
My stomach hurts from laughing every time I watch a Killian video.
Kudos for the Neverhood music!
For the Empire!
This is the first video I've watched from you and it was a rollercoaster from the beginning until the end.
Wow this is really lore friendly, this is the complete history of skyrim
this is pure comedic genius, I just love how everything was set up lmao
*kitty*
I waited to watch this video until after indulging in several substances and I have to say that, without a doubt, this video is a masterpiece. A true Magnum Opus.
"What in oblivion are you doing here"
I like what you did there
Best Skyrim RP on RUclips
Studded armor for -her- -his- kitty's? Pleasure
This video is amazing. I can't even imagine how much work was put into this.
Kilian should become the new prime minister of Canada
Basically anything red. Including ketchup, but mostly just the Native folks.
"Eventho childern point at me and says 'Kitty!'"
Lose it there already.
Sven: I know a Japanese man
Kitty: what's a Japanese man
Sven 1 second later: gone
This is by far the greatest Skyrim tale of all time.
Killian, the answer was in front of your face the whole time, it's in his name for God's sake! *GOD* zilla! The one true God! Which is why Skyrim was saved by divine providence!
-I have a dental appointment
Haha I see what you did there
Not gonna lie, this is probably one of my favorite videos of yours. I'd love to see more!
Make them breath way more less!!!
My new favorite battle cry
I did not realize how many other people commented this.
It's like a throwback to those early GMod comedy skits from almost a decade ago and I love it.
I expected to see Grongo.
Grongooooooo
Killian you failed us
Dr Microwave - SAINT GRONGO
That's Sheriff Grongo to you
4 guys doing more than the entire stormcloak army
Kilian uses apachii sky hair.
Another reason why the Empire is better.
Pekka, the Deadric Prince of Sauna
I don't think I've ever heard something so glorious before
This was everything I ever wanted from skyrim.
After I got bored of the questing anyway.
for a wild moment i thought this was some live streamed collab something and got excited
I like that you used the Neverhood soundtrack :)
Each and every one of your videos make me laugh so much! Thanks you for all the effort you put into making them!
What can go wrong?
Nothing because it’s a video game
*WhAt CoULd PoSsIbLy Go WrONg*
everything because it's a bethesda game
Kilian never lets down with the last second plot twists
I like how the heavily armored person with an echoing voice is called pekka by kilian
Ah, Kingdom Come Deliverance music at 3:38 :D
The soundtrack is infectious. It's even infecting other games!
2 Swedish people conquer RUclips, pewdiepie and kilian.
YES!
and lemmino
The only difference is that Kilian is actually funny.
pewdiepie is trash
PuhhhLEASE on is a videogame parody channel that the host's face is known world-wide in a niche community. The other one is pewdie pie.
Seriously this one video made me subscribe, good job.