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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @tardounts
    @tardounts Год назад +27263

    didn't know the pineapple fact. pretty cool

    • @DailyDoseOfInternet
      @DailyDoseOfInternet  Год назад +2509

      Yes! Very cool.

    • @zephy_r
      @zephy_r Год назад +429

      Yes, quite cool infact.

    • @Katz.Beanz1
      @Katz.Beanz1 Год назад +95

      @@DailyDoseOfInternet hi

    • @tqttle
      @tqttle Год назад +456

      so you’re telling me i was scared of pineapples for 4 years for no reason

    • @emilianomunozdiaz9494
      @emilianomunozdiaz9494 Год назад +133

      ​@@DailyDoseOfInternet I farted

  • @tregomukawa8175
    @tregomukawa8175 Год назад +22994

    The kid that did the teacher's haircut is legit skilled.

    • @charlie7mason
      @charlie7mason Год назад +569

      @DontReadMyProfilePicture.18 As you wish.

    • @Azretiel
      @Azretiel Год назад +321

      fr he be cracked at it

    • @shenadarling50
      @shenadarling50 Год назад +24

      For realz

    • @TheFirePigeon
      @TheFirePigeon Год назад +28

      ​@Don't Read My Profile Picture ok then.👌

    • @It_Is_I_I
      @It_Is_I_I Год назад +278

      That was probably a tech school, many tech schools have cosmetology programs where you can learn hair nail and skincare

  • @-TheMuffinMan
    @-TheMuffinMan Год назад +13736

    The government officials dressed up in Star Wars gear was great. The guards dressed up as Storm Troopers was perfect.

    • @girl1213
      @girl1213 Год назад +652

      I wonder how they got everyone to agree to this.
      Mind trick?

    • @tibz7634
      @tibz7634 Год назад +255

      Just showed how much of a joke your goverment is.

    • @hokage1997
      @hokage1997 Год назад +108

      too bad stormtroopers never advance to imperial guards ha

    • @TheStarForge
      @TheStarForge Год назад +966

      @@tibz7634 This just shows you have zero fun, nor does your government.

    • @carlosfranciscocardoso
      @carlosfranciscocardoso Год назад +90

      May the 4th, cause may the force be with you

  • @Goldtiger142003
    @Goldtiger142003 Год назад +5815

    The cashier who spooked the guy moving the little object on the belt? 10/10, deserves a raise. That was far funnier than it should've been.

    • @d0peusername
      @d0peusername Год назад +203

      I FUCKING DIED FROM LAUGHTER AFTER THAT

    • @lolaWWEWWFpunk
      @lolaWWEWWFpunk Год назад +51

      RIGHT 😂

    • @ingGS
      @ingGS Год назад +237

      Yeah, he’s like “I don’t get paid enough for this shit”… Boo!

    • @cannabiscraftsman1278
      @cannabiscraftsman1278 Год назад +53

      guy got the 💩 scared out of him😂😂

    • @RevokFarthis
      @RevokFarthis Год назад +105

      Unfortunately, that wasn't a real employee, Walmart has never had that type of vest. It was the right shade of blue, but aside from that, just some kids messing around with an unattended register.

  • @Squish_Squash
    @Squish_Squash Год назад +337

    Another fun fact about pineapples: your mouth also gets sore/hurts after eating too much pineapple because the fruit contains a specific enzyme that breaks down meat (it's also why pineapple is often paired with meat to make it more tender!); it's one of the reasons why pineapple is one of my favorite fruits, it literally eats you back lmao

    • @pickyeater4
      @pickyeater4 Год назад +8

      Yeah my tongue hurts after eating it

    • @creativename773
      @creativename773 Год назад +4

      Wait then why the hell do we eat it

    • @FlippysUrbanExploration
      @FlippysUrbanExploration Год назад +42

      @@creativename773
      The human nature is just:
      - Can we eat it?
      - Can we pet it?
      - Can we domesticate it?
      - Can we f**k it?

    • @Flooffy_number1
      @Flooffy_number1 Год назад

      I mean……. Peppers literally evolved to have capsaicin, which serves as a highly lethal neurotoxin to most mammals, SPECIFICALLY so we don’t eat them. (Also fun fact: owls are immune to the affects of capsaicin)

    • @TVTIME-be8ze
      @TVTIME-be8ze Год назад +11

      No wonder pineapple is the only fruit that goes with pizza

  • @ETphonehome123
    @ETphonehome123 Год назад +1216

    How adorable was that little boy.... figuring out his thumbs from his fingers....👍....priceless...

    • @juliecook6057
      @juliecook6057 Год назад +7

      Yes , and as he gets older we ALL know how he will progress , 😏to the OTHER two fingers !!! 😉😄

    • @BachookiKahaniyaan
      @BachookiKahaniyaan Год назад

      @@juliecook6057 Bruh get a life dude.

    • @krishi2323
      @krishi2323 Год назад +36

      i seriously thought that the child was about to show his middle finger

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander Год назад +14

      The silence building up made it better

    • @glowcube
      @glowcube Год назад +3

      Yes, so cute! ^_^

  • @GGSolved
    @GGSolved Год назад +2110

    the man and the bear running in opposite ways is pure gold

    • @REDACTED.HHHHHHHHH4
      @REDACTED.HHHHHHHHH4 Год назад +44

      I think they share same brain cell XD

    • @GGSolved
      @GGSolved Год назад +38

      @@REDACTED.HHHHHHHHH4 fr, both of them were scared asf

    • @4JBrewer
      @4JBrewer Год назад +3

      I saw this on NewsMax!

    • @GGSolved
      @GGSolved Год назад +2

      @@4JBrewer what is that? if it has that video must be some other good content in there

    • @4JBrewer
      @4JBrewer Год назад +2

      @@GGSolved 349 - DirecTv 222 - Spectrum 1115 - Xfinity 216 - DISH

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 Год назад +4833

    I’m more impressed by just how smooth the leap through the window was. One swift motion, no interruptions, no mistakenly bashing his shoulder on the window frame, just in the driver’s seat one moment, through a window the next.

    • @ambienthangout
      @ambienthangout Год назад +76

      Ah, but can he leap through a transom window like Buster Keaton?

    • @amazonbox5939
      @amazonbox5939 Год назад +15

      Ikr?

    • @cxsmic.st4rs
      @cxsmic.st4rs Год назад +84

      right ? i would’ve knocked my head on the glass 😭😭

    • @Qboro66
      @Qboro66 Год назад +51

      Be water, my friend...- Bruce Lee

    • @ellyhaerim
      @ellyhaerim Год назад +6

      I love your username and pfp! I love seeing other mlp fans on non mlp related videos!

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 Год назад +23

    0:17 Zeus was just like: "GET INSIDE NOW!"

  • @guifdcanalli
    @guifdcanalli Год назад +752

    Also about the pineapple, there is another reason more important than those needles: Pineapples are actually bromeliads, and most of bromeliads are actually carnivorous plants, they use their water resevoir between leaves to trap and digest insects. Because of that, most bromeliads actually produces substances capable of digesting animal protein aka meat and pineapples are no different. They produce a substance called bromelain, that breaks down animal protein. So most of the pain on your mouth when eating a pineapple slice is because they are literally eating you back from inside

    • @djamtz
      @djamtz Год назад +24

      Could salt help it

    • @steveboverie9432
      @steveboverie9432 Год назад +144

      That is the reason no one can make jello with pineapples, the bromelain breaks up the protein chains that make jello stick together.

    • @xfg007
      @xfg007 Год назад +54

      @@nigelhenriques1893 Yes, pineapple tenderizes meat

    • @leilaclarridge5807
      @leilaclarridge5807 Год назад +73

      @@djamtz Not sure about that, but you can cook pineapple to make it less angry

    • @jaysuscrass9119
      @jaysuscrass9119 Год назад +37

      @@nigelhenriques1893 bro you just made me realize why my mom used to make cook whole ham like that- it absolutely made the tough outer layer of meat softer

  • @lenee8959
    @lenee8959 Год назад +2578

    Okay, but that little kid trying to remember how to do a thumbs up is flipping adorable!

    • @juliecook6057
      @juliecook6057 Год назад +44

      And it won't be long before he progresses to the double " flipping " stage !! 🐦🐦😏😂

    • @kallrue
      @kallrue Год назад +29

      i was waiting for him to put up the middle finger

    • @dankg4688
      @dankg4688 Год назад +38

      Lil guy is just learning the controls

    • @oo92829
      @oo92829 Год назад +2

      @@kallrue me too

    • @Fictional_sema
      @Fictional_sema Год назад +2

      ​@@kallrueGreat minds think alike

  • @_Adie
    @_Adie Год назад +2754

    The little kid figuring out the thumbs up made my day.
    And shout outs to the teacher getting a fresh cut in the boys' bathroom. He knows what's up.

    • @dankmemes8254
      @dankmemes8254 Год назад +59

      Girls bathroom: Oh m gee did you know Stacy has a crush on John
      Boys bathroom :

    • @gillall4828
      @gillall4828 Год назад +16

      The meme potential is huge! Late, but succeed!

    • @mohdhazwan520
      @mohdhazwan520 Год назад +5

      Lucky it not a middle one👀

    • @NeonDripKitty
      @NeonDripKitty Год назад +1

      @@mohdhazwan520 tbh that is what i was expecting

    • @Radiantttttttt
      @Radiantttttttt Год назад

      they lucky he didnt snitch when he had the razor out

  • @eleanordwyer9303
    @eleanordwyer9303 Год назад +23

    Those baby possums are hanging on for dear life! very cute.

  • @HarmonyMoonbeam024
    @HarmonyMoonbeam024 Год назад +824

    0:49 The fact that he looked down at his hands to re-position his fingers was so cute❤

  • @tasneemhasan1937
    @tasneemhasan1937 Год назад +3647

    The way the dude gets scared by the cashier is just funny.

    • @tasneemhasan1937
      @tasneemhasan1937 Год назад +4

      @bastiat 😂😂

    • @noirral185
      @noirral185 Год назад +17

      I pray we repent of our sins and turn to Jesus Christ for the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand love your enemies and forgive others just as God can forgive you spread peace and be blessed amen.nnnnn

    • @Aric_EPU
      @Aric_EPU Год назад +58

      @@noirral185 “Not a cult.”

    • @Akkodha.
      @Akkodha. Год назад +14

      @@noirral185 cope

    • @i.minpayne2561
      @i.minpayne2561 Год назад +8

      @@noirral185 .nnnnn

  • @bryannaing6316
    @bryannaing6316 Год назад +1878

    The teacher probably saved money, got what looks like a really good haircut and got to solidify his status as the cool teacher. I don't know how much more you can W than that.

    • @zerotech1378
      @zerotech1378 Год назад +27

      Agreed

    • @disclose_beauty
      @disclose_beauty Год назад

      His previous hair was cool. Idk why all young guys do this strange af ugly ass haircut nowadays, I prefer longer hair and not these shenanigans. And I talk as 26 yo girl (maybe I'm boomer inside but this haircut is ugly af 💀)

    • @NotMorganFreeman.
      @NotMorganFreeman. Год назад +28

      The fact that he's still a teacher is impressive enough.

    • @keenfire8151
      @keenfire8151 Год назад +17

      @@NotMorganFreeman. Why wouldnt he be?

    • @NotMorganFreeman.
      @NotMorganFreeman. Год назад +20

      @@keenfire8151 Have you heard about the hell teachers have been dealing with in schools lately?

  • @Strawberrymilkdrink
    @Strawberrymilkdrink Год назад +80

    You can see the teacher was humoring the student at first but realized this kid is pretty good

  • @Plants-and-Ts
    @Plants-and-Ts Год назад +1657

    I’m impressed by how quick he jumped through his car window

    • @juliecook6057
      @juliecook6057 Год назад

      I wasn't... I just thought how idiotic it was !! Feel sorry for the poor workers that have to put up with that sort of moronic behaviour from...morons !!! 🙄

    • @thesevendeadlysins578
      @thesevendeadlysins578 Год назад +42

      Yeah, he was smooth.

    • @hanswoast7
      @hanswoast7 Год назад +23

      This might be a repeating pattern for him. So maybe he got involuntarily quite skilled?

    • @q3trimco
      @q3trimco Год назад +1

      I hope they flogged him.

    • @sondre113
      @sondre113 Год назад

      the mind that decides to make such garbage videos need to liquidated from this earth at once

  • @KnightsofGaming2016
    @KnightsofGaming2016 Год назад +2156

    Seeing government officials in Star Wars cosplay is both wholesome and scary at the same time. Looking at Darth Sidious there lmao 😂

    • @TayWoode
      @TayWoode Год назад +17

      Wholesome? 🤦🏾

    • @gtc239
      @gtc239 Год назад +179

      ​@@TayWoode Yes, it's wholesome. Not everything needs to be all tensed up and super serious, let ppl have their fun.

    • @pom791
      @pom791 Год назад +18

      @@gtc239 It's not, government work is not dress up, cosplay or pretend, have fun on your own time and stop defending people who take advantage of the system for free rides

    • @RoflcopterLamo
      @RoflcopterLamo Год назад +134

      @@pom791 Its city concil at most maybe county but definitely nowhere high enough like state or national to have any real corruption or and real power
      Live a little

    • @pom791
      @pom791 Год назад +11

      @@RoflcopterLamo imagine not holding your own city government up to same standards as federal

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Год назад +1

    Oh no... poop water in New York City

  • @cryptaku3404
    @cryptaku3404 Год назад +492

    Lmao the bear was just as scared and confused as the man was 😂😂😂

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Год назад +43

      Human: *"GAH! BEAR!"*
      Bear: *"GAH! HUMAN!"*

    • @13vatra
      @13vatra Год назад +15

      Black bears are really mellow and scare easy. My mother scared the crap out of one when I was little. It essentially ran away screaming because this petite human woman ran at it.

    • @MsSexyDiva4Lyfe
      @MsSexyDiva4Lyfe Год назад

      But what was he doing by the trssh(??

  • @EIRE55
    @EIRE55 Год назад +2893

    That opossum carrying its ten babies is so sweet and wholesome.

    • @LadyVoldemort
      @LadyVoldemort Год назад +39

      *BIG RESPECT!*
      Some human can't even took care even just their one baby.

    • @egaskrad
      @egaskrad Год назад +45

      possum bus. remind of the Cat Bus in the cartoon movie Totoro.

    • @mollyye
      @mollyye Год назад

      Those little freeloaders need to get a job and move out of their mom’s terrace

    • @iHaveSomnusFetish
      @iHaveSomnusFetish Год назад +11

      Until shes carrying them to your house's roof

    • @EIRE55
      @EIRE55 Год назад +24

      @@iHaveSomnusFetish
      We all need somewhere to live, especially when you've got ten kids.😊

  • @TravalerLumine
    @TravalerLumine Год назад +276

    0:46 the moment of silence so he can figure it out is everything 😭

  • @preston4286
    @preston4286 Год назад +15

    2:25
    poor puppy. little guy was just minding his own business and then his home started to smoke :(

    • @BrodyInPink
      @BrodyInPink 8 месяцев назад

      Glad he was smart enough to get out

  • @Moksi_Monkey
    @Moksi_Monkey Год назад +949

    1:29 I love how the dog is as safe as possible. Dude pulls her onto an actual pillow! 😂

    • @123lovelylady
      @123lovelylady Год назад +43

      Bro said "Save some for the rest of us!"

    • @justisolated5621
      @justisolated5621 Год назад +6

      1:35

    • @animodev2099
      @animodev2099 Год назад +12

      That dog did not see that pillow

    • @georg2010cz
      @georg2010cz Год назад +35

      The fact he took his time to go for the hair at the back of the neck is actually the most gentle way the dog could choose, since its also the way mother dogs would carry their puppies and they know it doesnt hurt - usually dogs showing agression about food would simply throw a loud tantrum and pinch you in the arm or leg to scare you away.

    • @Moksi_Monkey
      @Moksi_Monkey Год назад +6

      @@georg2010cz exactly! I think it’s very endearing

  • @StaviKay
    @StaviKay Год назад +530

    That dog changed its mind pretty quick when the lightning stuck xD

  • @j.vinton4039
    @j.vinton4039 Год назад +157

    My old manager at a Taco Bell once said “if you go across the counter to customers, you’re gone. If they come across the counter to you, you’ve every right to defend yourself”

    • @j.vinton4039
      @j.vinton4039 Год назад +28

      @Paulo Hernanndizz he was the first manager I ever had for a job back in the day. Cool ass old Chinese guy, dude had lived a hard life.

  • @huntmercury
    @huntmercury Год назад +1

    1:40 I love the fact that on the tv it says ‘may the FOURTH be with you’ not ‘may the FORCE’ and the meeting was aslo held on may 4th 😂

  • @jackthomson73
    @jackthomson73 Год назад +2046

    Who else was cheering on the little guy😂. The look of happiness on his fence when he figured it out was awesome 👍

    • @oaxUK
      @oaxUK Год назад +98

      Yeah his fence looked pretty happy.

    • @justawanderingoldman7699
      @justawanderingoldman7699 Год назад +21

      I don't even know who he is, but I somehow feel proud of him. You did well, little guy!

    • @cbstudebakers6117
      @cbstudebakers6117 Год назад +12

      Seriously, that was epic. But he figured it out!

    • @brianrodriguez6897
      @brianrodriguez6897 Год назад +25

      He had a cute fence that's for sure

    • @okamischolar922
      @okamischolar922 Год назад +18

      Such a sweet little fence.
      I'm sorry I had to. xdd

  • @smoothmidnightfudge7450
    @smoothmidnightfudge7450 Год назад +135

    Can I just say how much I appreciate that the “clickbait” thumbnail/title is usually the first video? Honestly I usually stay and watch the whole thing but it’s nice to have my curiosity answered straight off the bat.

    • @peachy_ashley6505
      @peachy_ashley6505 Год назад +5

      yea we already covered this to him……so he already knows how much we appreciate him 😊 that’s the reason why he continue till this day

    • @logan0fficAL_GD1
      @logan0fficAL_GD1 Год назад +1

      That's what other clickbait videos should evolve into, Actual NOT clickbait videos, where it shows the video in the thumbnail

  • @teentraveler1790
    @teentraveler1790 Год назад +140

    1:40
    That _May_ have been the most entertaining meeting in a while.

    • @miguelcarunchod.1493
      @miguelcarunchod.1493 Год назад +6

      I looked it up, it was in 2021 and COVID was still present, so they still had to wear a mask anyway. The description on that video said they also went to schools to visit the kids dressed like that, previous to the meeting.

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Год назад +1

      *"MAY?"* Who do I have to rob to go to THAT meeting?

  • @oshiezz
    @oshiezz Год назад +1

    Teacher be like: you got good grades in cosmetology i know you wont mess this up

  • @geekey3441
    @geekey3441 Год назад +436

    The fact that the students gave the teacher a great haircut is so cool lol

    • @DrMemeTheTherapist
      @DrMemeTheTherapist Год назад +9

      That guy had Hella amounts of trust in his students

    • @thatcommentaccount69
      @thatcommentaccount69 Год назад

      If it was my school and a teacher we didn't like we woulda given them the most awful trim

    • @theunknowman12
      @theunknowman12 Год назад +1

      True that haircut is hella fresh

  • @deadsetondreams1988
    @deadsetondreams1988 Год назад +283

    The horse in the back of the truck ticks me off! I worked at a Veterinary Hospital and the amount of dogs we got in there that were injured from falling out of the back of people's trucks was insane!

    • @Dethmeister
      @Dethmeister Год назад +32

      Yeah, that was terrible.

    • @ffjsb
      @ffjsb Год назад +40

      Just a hard stop would likely break it's legs, and they'd have to put it down. That's straight up animal cruelty.

    • @Tchika
      @Tchika Год назад +25

      Seriously! The chances of that horse getting injured are so high... ☹ And the fact about the dogs is too sad 😔😢

    • @steviechampagne
      @steviechampagne Год назад

      probably a mexican immigro😢

    • @rishavganguly92
      @rishavganguly92 Год назад +1

      Here, I've seen big trucks carry elephants. They usually go out in convoys with tiny trucks at the front and back with little statue elephants.

  • @Fluffyudders
    @Fluffyudders Год назад +134

    Here in the UK I live in a town where someone once used a bulldozer to steal 3 ATMs in one night. Slightly more impressive is that they weren't standalone units like the one showed in this video, but were instead 'hole-in-the-wall' ATMs built into the wall, so not only did they steal 3 ATMs they also demolished the walls of 3 stores to get them. I also believe that, somehow, they were never caught.

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Год назад

      heyyyy this is the original comment

    • @heretic3334
      @heretic3334 Год назад +7

      Kinda wanna steal an ATM now

    • @bleezair
      @bleezair Год назад +10

      I think it’s hilarious that they stole a piece of heavy machinery that was likely worth more than what was in the ATM. I bet they ditched the machine after too 😂 that’s some real Trailer Park Boys shit right there 🤣

    • @SirPano85
      @SirPano85 Год назад +2

      Next step: give me a battle tank!

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk Год назад +1

      @@SirPano85 get a leopard 2 tank from germany or something

  • @bhupi0037
    @bhupi0037 Год назад +2

    That mama possum carrying her babies was walking like badass.

  • @magiv4205
    @magiv4205 Год назад +598

    That dog's takedown was absolutely ruthless. No hesitation. I didn't know retrievers could be like that lol.

    • @csclinton
      @csclinton Год назад +29

      In the full video the girl actually playfully pushed the dog first to get the Cheeto so it was revenge 😂😂😂. Very clever!

    • @PsylomeAlpha
      @PsylomeAlpha Год назад +11

      @@csclintonAlso, she was behaving like a dog, so the dog *played* like it would with a fellow dog, in this case grappling her and pulling her out of the way

    • @csclinton
      @csclinton Год назад

      @@PsylomeAlpha yes so cute!

    • @Makenziethedog
      @Makenziethedog Год назад +2

      I hope everyone reading this finds the Lord God almighty and accepts that he came down from heaven, lived a perfect life, died for our sins 3 days later and rose from the dead. If you believe that, declare that Jesus is Lord and repent for your sins then you can go to heaven!! A place with no sin and sadness a perfect place! “May the Lord bless you and keep you make his face shine upon you and be gracious to you the Lord turn his face toward you and give you peace.” Numbers 6:24-26 God bless and I hope to see you in heaven!! You don’t want to go to hell where you’ll be alone, naked, tortured, surrounded by evil and be away from Gods presence for ever and ever.😢 I want to see everyone here in heaven!

    • @brieoconnor9824
      @brieoconnor9824 Год назад

      He grabbed her by the ponytail and pulled her down onto a pillow, not ruthless but definitely calculated

  • @OfficiallySnek
    @OfficiallySnek Год назад +171

    1:54 They have the horse in the back meaning that they are obviously taking it to the old town road

    • @Sabrinathewitch2
      @Sabrinathewitch2 Год назад +9

      OH GOSH😂

    • @3RR0RNULL
      @3RR0RNULL Год назад +3

      I take my horse to the old town road
      I’m gonna ride til I can’t no more

    • @pink.gutzzz
      @pink.gutzzz Год назад +4

      @@3RR0RNULL stop
      I hate that song

    • @lahavmorris9919
      @lahavmorris9919 Год назад +1

      Maybe it was just a florida man

    • @hectorb2579
      @hectorb2579 Год назад +2

      @@pink.gutzzz Bad taste in music + L opinion

  • @dvra8960
    @dvra8960 Год назад +126

    1:24 you gotta be high to catch that lol

  • @WVgrl59
    @WVgrl59 Год назад +2

    The bear that came out of the dumpster was at Zela Elementary School in Nicholas County, West Virginia.
    That was the principal opening the dumpster and he said that if you weren't awake before, that will wake you up.❤ from Kanawha County, West Virginia

  • @Bobreallywantsfriends
    @Bobreallywantsfriends Год назад +104

    2:42 is definitely not suspicious whatsoever!1!1!11

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Год назад +3

      Stealth level 10

    • @russellevans7932
      @russellevans7932 8 месяцев назад

      I remember that. They couldn't get the money out of the ATM. As far as I know, they never caught them.

  • @languist
    @languist Год назад +115

    1:03 That was one huge black raccoon 👀

    • @alter112
      @alter112 Год назад +8

      Always the 13%

  • @RainbowMama143
    @RainbowMama143 Год назад +239

    I love how the teacher trusted the student to make his cut fresh. He did a great job!

  • @GXT_ROGUE
    @GXT_ROGUE Год назад +1

    Teacher went from john wick to the hacksmith

  • @JD-fn3ni
    @JD-fn3ni Год назад +63

    The reason why pineapple stings is actually due to the enzyme found in the pineapple called Bromelain, a type of protease that breaks down protein, which is why ppl use pineapple juice to marinate meat to make them more tender. So yea the pineapple is essentially breaking down ur tissue as your eating it, causing the pain but then bromelain is broken down by your stomach acid which is why you don't get holes in your stomach.

    • @chenterr103
      @chenterr103 Год назад +5

      The bromelain in pineapples aren't usually concentrated enough to cause that much damage to your tissue. Also, the reason why it doesn't hurt as much before it reaches your digestive system is because it is mixed into saliva and dilutes the bromlain.

    • @Taydrum
      @Taydrum Год назад +1

      I would imagine it's a combination of the very acidic pH, needles, and bromelain that pierce your membranes and basically put acid and caustic material on your micro wounds

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre Год назад +243

    I almost get melancholic for how grounding this channel is.
    Thanks man. Thanks for making these, for the simple format, your calming voice, and the varied content.

    • @lineavictoria2631
      @lineavictoria2631 Год назад +3

      Right? Its so refreshing after being overstimulated by most other content on social media all day

  • @massy6453
    @massy6453 Год назад +2148

    That is not an intrusive thought, that is an urge.

    • @punchline43
      @punchline43 Год назад +93

      A planned one, with a camera ready?

    • @RandomDudeOne
      @RandomDudeOne Год назад +52

      @@punchline43 Just a guy creating RUclips content anyway he can.

    • @that_pan_chick8650
      @that_pan_chick8650 Год назад +22

      Which is what an intrusive thought is. Intrusive thoughts and the urge to do them, come hand in hand. The urge to do the intrusive thought, is different for every thought and every person.

    • @massy6453
      @massy6453 Год назад +162

      @@that_pan_chick8650 That is not correct. An intrusive thought is different from an urge as to that it is an intrusive, unwanted thought that is repetitive and often of disturbing nature. Intrusive thoughts do not display a real want or urge to do something, they're inappropriate or dangerous and distress the individual who experiences them.

    • @godlyobbsesions2884
      @godlyobbsesions2884 Год назад +11

      It doesn’t matter much. It’s a joke 💀

  • @crow2596
    @crow2596 Год назад +2

    Person: Wanna come in?
    Dog: idk, I kinda don't mind it out h- OKAY YEAH IM COMING INSIDE

  • @Duckyoin
    @Duckyoin Год назад +130

    2:02 bro got the "🅿️" blanket 💯💯

  • @nellAx19
    @nellAx19 Год назад +291

    That Patrick screaming one killed me.

    • @Cometstarlight
      @Cometstarlight Год назад +11

      I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying 😂 that one is SO good

    • @undefinederror40404
      @undefinederror40404 Год назад +4

      Why is it so accurate?!?! 😂

    • @evaphan2720
      @evaphan2720 Год назад +5

      "Shut up, Patrick! Shut the fuck up!"
      [Continuous Screaming]

    • @therickeffect7466
      @therickeffect7466 Год назад +6

      Just sounds like a normal fan to me

    • @GatchaDark
      @GatchaDark Год назад +1

      I can do Patrick's voice a bit and I lost it at that part 😂

  • @ChakatNightspark
    @ChakatNightspark Год назад +64

    2:55 at least the Thief was Nice enough not to destroy the Entire building just to get the ATM.

  • @Tostaple
    @Tostaple Год назад +1

    2:42 that theif doing a gta side mission 💀

  • @Azarilh
    @Azarilh Год назад +230

    I wish my intrusive thoughts were this innocent.

    • @B0nvs
      @B0nvs Год назад +62

      I wish he would use impulsive thoughts instead in his title

    • @blazingfuryoffire1
      @blazingfuryoffire1 Год назад +19

      Mine usually are along the lines of "what happens if we add fire?"

    • @existingtm
      @existingtm Год назад +11

      @@B0nvs fr

    • @tobyyxstarr
      @tobyyxstarr Год назад +8

      ​@@B0nvs yeah 😕

    • @aestaetic07
      @aestaetic07 Год назад +11

      yep i hope more people comment and talk about it :’)

  • @edattacks
    @edattacks Год назад +93

    1:35 Tactical Doggo

  • @Neptune-fc4pv
    @Neptune-fc4pv Год назад +167

    i am laughing with tears when the bear came out and both got startled 🤣

  • @aizaasmr
    @aizaasmr Год назад +9

    I love how the man and the bear run separate ways 😂

  • @A_K..
    @A_K.. Год назад +101

    2:11 Why don't we have these kind of teachers in our school 😭.

  • @ShuffleGamer
    @ShuffleGamer Год назад +1034

    The guy at the start must've been *really* hungry

  • @TheBorderRyker
    @TheBorderRyker Год назад +216

    0:55 YAAAAAAAAAY! 👍🏻

    • @JustBananas2475
      @JustBananas2475 Год назад +6

      👍🏻👍🏻

    • @fluorescenttube
      @fluorescenttube Год назад +6

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @PAIN7177
      @PAIN7177 Год назад +6

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @x7skillz
      @x7skillz Год назад +6

      👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @frostsans7yt
      @frostsans7yt Год назад +5

      👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @TheOrigamiGenius
    @TheOrigamiGenius Год назад +1

    Me after a long tiring day of work and I had to wait through an hour of traffic:

  • @Rikashe
    @Rikashe Год назад +43

    Gotta admit, this is the most chaotic Daily Dose of Internet video i’ve ever watched 😂

  • @A_K..
    @A_K.. Год назад +93

    1:15 That a Karate snake. 😂

  • @Pokenite_Animations
    @Pokenite_Animations Год назад +46

    2:34 We do be doin a little bit of trollin
    Bro jumped at me like a happy meal

  • @MrDollgramOfficial
    @MrDollgramOfficial Год назад +1

    Imagine your teacher goes out to get a book and comes back with a fire haircut

  • @theelderhunter8856
    @theelderhunter8856 Год назад +336

    No matter how many times I see it, the guy trying to pick up the snake and then losing balance cracks me up😂

    • @simpleman283
      @simpleman283 Год назад

      Holy no (umit),,,because youtube will sensor my speech.
      Yea very very funny.

    • @cayannap6752
      @cayannap6752 Год назад +5

      He threw himself to the side of the road.

    • @gravyz2cute4u
      @gravyz2cute4u Год назад +2

      He reminds me of Big Ed, doing random things like that haha

    • @alejandroperez5368
      @alejandroperez5368 Год назад

      Nothing funny or special about a fat man not able to control his body. He weighs a ton.

    • @cjlarson4553
      @cjlarson4553 Год назад +2

      😂😂
      Same man, that one split my sides
      😭😭

  • @driftliketokyo34ftw35
    @driftliketokyo34ftw35 Год назад +162

    0:16 he does now.

    • @Sapphire_Bluez
      @Sapphire_Bluez Год назад +8

      13 likes and no replies? lemme fix that.

    • @ballsuckervr
      @ballsuckervr Год назад +4

      47 likes and 1 reply lemme fix that

    • @MrBiplaneDude
      @MrBiplaneDude Год назад +4

      49 likes and 2 reply’s? Lemme fix that.

    • @noone-pg4lr
      @noone-pg4lr Год назад +4

      50 likes and 3 replies lemme fix that

    • @lonelybookworm
      @lonelybookworm Год назад +4

      Unbroken chain? Fixed

  • @mcvenne8935
    @mcvenne8935 Год назад +31

    The council meeting in Star Wars costumes is perfection.

  • @AngieArellano2011
    @AngieArellano2011 6 месяцев назад +1

    For the pineapple fact, Brazilian steak houses grill the pineapple with like cinnamon, which takes off the enzymes so you can eat as many as you want! Plus they’re delicious 😋

  • @AdamSharif.
    @AdamSharif. Год назад +49

    2:50
    The guy: that’s too easy

  • @datey_in_a_1st_taxi
    @datey_in_a_1st_taxi Год назад +113

    1:19 Patrick enters the femur breaker.

    • @juliegrine2875
      @juliegrine2875 Год назад +13

      CD-1936 enter the chamber or you will be terminated

  • @highsenpai92
    @highsenpai92 Год назад +52

    The Star Wars City council meeting legit made me smile so hard, how cool of all of them to dress up for that!

    • @sparrowpelt20xx61
      @sparrowpelt20xx61 Год назад +4

      @bastiat Because the villains have the best style.

    • @johnmalkowski9485
      @johnmalkowski9485 Год назад +2

      ​@bastiat there was Yoda, Rey, Han

    • @bert7651
      @bert7651 Год назад +1

      @bastiat Han was also a cold blooded murderer in the original version.

  • @cats3414
    @cats3414 Год назад +1

    I am so impressed with that opossum carrying 10 babies.

  • @robindelude3787
    @robindelude3787 Год назад +27

    The little man trying to figure out “thumbs up”! Too stinking cute!!

  • @aris_analysisreadingintell9967
    @aris_analysisreadingintell9967 Год назад +169

    Imagine going to court as a eye witness of a domestic violence case and the whole entire Galactic Empire is in the court.

  • @SpryCypress
    @SpryCypress Год назад +44

    I am amazed at his skills to jump through a car window

    • @Vidchemy
      @Vidchemy Год назад

      ​@captain scentsible39 I'm thinking the same, he likely practiced it many times

    • @starduztamont6324
      @starduztamont6324 Год назад

      He banged the heck out of his shins though. ouch

  • @oldyellerschannel4676
    @oldyellerschannel4676 Год назад +1

    That little guy with the "thumbs up" is the cutest thing EVER!!!!

  • @JoshuuaLee
    @JoshuuaLee Год назад +33

    Everyone talking about the clips they liked.. I'm over here again in awe, every single video, within an hour of posting getting half a million views. You legitimately make the best compilations on youtube my guy. Thank you for all the entertainment, thank you for being you

    • @CaylexT
      @CaylexT Год назад +2

      I knew they were a real one when they started adding their own clips now & then. DDoI could have stuck with compiling other people's clips forever and that would have been plenty, but that they decided to go the extra mile really shows how much they care.

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 Год назад +3

      its the thing, clip videos are great. but most channels are really horrible. they usually stretch out the clip by repeating scenes while narrating things like "alice was driving down the street when she suddenly saw a strange man on the side of the road. this man was very strange. she never seen something like this while driving down this street before. this was a very strange encounter for alice. you won't believe what happens next." so to find a clip channel without all the bullshit is awesome.

    • @itoibo4208
      @itoibo4208 Год назад +4

      @@abiean222 and he plays the one in the thumbnail first. that is a big deal for me. bad channels play the one that got your attention last.

    • @noahway13
      @noahway13 Год назад +1

      That is getting played out, so you are not going to get all the easy LIKES you planned on.

    • @JoshuuaLee
      @JoshuuaLee Год назад

      @@noahway13 Sorry brother 😅 I had no plans when I made the comment, just sincerity

  • @natedcarr6148
    @natedcarr6148 Год назад +860

    As a former pet, I can affirm that lightning storms are very scary.

    • @omarrosa8136
      @omarrosa8136 Год назад +87

      Who tf let the furries out?!

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 Год назад +15

      my poor pupper gets so scared when it starts raining, he needs to cuddle with me under a blanket every time. and he hates when it thunders

    • @undeterminedmushroom752
      @undeterminedmushroom752 Год назад +19

      ... say what now?

    • @Raz-iw6fj
      @Raz-iw6fj Год назад +12

      @@omarrosa8136 woof woof woof woofwoof!

    • @HolySerega
      @HolySerega Год назад +20

      Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening

  • @griffithberserk1367
    @griffithberserk1367 Год назад +57

    Your combination of clips is god-tier level. Thanks for everything you do. You bring so much smiles, funny bewilderment and new facts about life to a lot a people!

    • @TheTruth-13
      @TheTruth-13 Год назад

      He really needed to hear this

  • @divyadharshini69
    @divyadharshini69 Год назад +1

    0:37 i was eating a pineapple while watching the video 😂😂😂

  • @huntakilla1234
    @huntakilla1234 Год назад +47

    I love the government officials dressing up as star wars characters. I don't even like star wars, but I can appreciate people who don't take life all too seriously.

    • @pom791
      @pom791 Год назад +1

      The idea of a politician or state worker who doesn't take life seriously on the job is not as appealing as you try to make it up to be

    • @nullbeyondo
      @nullbeyondo Год назад +4

      ​@@pom791 gonna stab someone with that edge bro?

  • @Darklight65583
    @Darklight65583 Год назад +67

    This is the best one yet! Love how the cashier caught that guy off-guard and the thumbs up kid was too adorable! Bathroom haricuts and Officials having a fun side shown at work! And Patrick probably stuck in the fan. PERFECT!

    • @THUNDERCAT37c
      @THUNDERCAT37c Год назад +1

      Can we make love 🥺

    • @kreterakete
      @kreterakete Год назад

      Merica has stupid gun laws. The whole world is laughing about all the dead people from gun violence.

  • @WadeWilson-
    @WadeWilson- Год назад +90

    0:13 wow lady... you sure know how to teach your dog a lesson. Did THOR help you out?

  • @leecoffill8425
    @leecoffill8425 Год назад +3

    You know what I like about your content? You start with the clip in the thumbnail. It's subtle, but it's sooooo appreciated. So may youtubers will save it for last to force you to watch the entire video - which I would have done anyway, but now I'm angry.

  • @liligman
    @liligman Год назад +35

    1:30 in the full clip she pushes the dog out the way before eating the Cheetoh, which gives more context to doggo UFC Takedown as well 😂.

  • @sofiamiel9012
    @sofiamiel9012 Год назад +211

    The poor beagle having short legs may have actually saved his life. Smoke naturally float up, so if there's a fire you should stay as close to the ground as possible to minimize smoke and carbon monoxide inhalation. Glad he's ok

    • @kalimbakryptid6801
      @kalimbakryptid6801 Год назад +14

      have... have you never seen a dachshund before? y'know, a weiner dog? they just look like that lmao 💀

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th Год назад +34

      @@kalimbakryptid6801 As someone who has both a Dachshund and a Beagle, I can confirm that that is 100% a dachshund and not a beagle.

    • @sofiamiel9012
      @sofiamiel9012 Год назад +5

      @@Zyk0th oh woops

    • @wren5291
      @wren5291 Год назад +6

      More likely a cocker spaniel basset hound x.

    • @YounesLayachi
      @YounesLayachi Год назад +4

      Smoke does not float up. It's a solid, heavier than air.
      What floats up is the hot gases of the flames, they can carry smoke upwards with them, but not in a confined space.

  • @JoseReyes-cp5ix
    @JoseReyes-cp5ix Год назад +9

    1:02
    Man: f**k is a bear! 😨
    Bear: f**k is a man! 😱

  • @Unknown-jc7pp
    @Unknown-jc7pp Год назад +1

    That dog really come inside in lightning speed.

  • @jazibnibrasahamed9146
    @jazibnibrasahamed9146 Год назад +19

    0:54 the kid wasn't even celebrating kicking the ball, he was celebrating being able to do the thumbs up 😂

  • @scanman97
    @scanman97 Год назад +17

    0:50 who else thought he was gonna put up his middle fingers?

  • @isar3153
    @isar3153 Год назад +43

    This episode is just pure chaos. I love it.

  • @realLuigi-official
    @realLuigi-official Год назад +1

    The Patrick fan had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @PieOrCake1974
    @PieOrCake1974 Год назад +19

    The little guy doing thumbs-up was just so adorable.

  • @twindash2theteacup891
    @twindash2theteacup891 Год назад +26

    1:59 if i had to guess, old town road

  • @deborahblackvideoediting8697
    @deborahblackvideoediting8697 Год назад +18

    So happy that sweet little pup made it out of the smoke-filled garage. Being so short helped save him from heat and smoke. Thankfully he saw his chance to escape as soon as he saw the light from the garage door opening, and got out of there right away. Some animals would have been too scared to move.

  • @aaronfield7899
    @aaronfield7899 Год назад +1

    PLEASE DON'T RUN AWAY FROM A BEAR, EVER!

  • @thatcherrycat1198
    @thatcherrycat1198 Год назад +18

    My dude was not just picking up a snake. He was picking up a cottonmouth.

  • @marwahakbur2441
    @marwahakbur2441 Год назад +60

    2:34 😂😂😂

  • @colorado841
    @colorado841 Год назад +9

    1:11 This is like me trying to kill a spider: Me 0 Spider 1, knockout

  • @ekthepro
    @ekthepro Год назад +1

    That nissan got some extra horsepower in the back