Canada: The Board Game
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- Опубликовано: 1 мар 2020
- Alberta, you get a bunch of pieces. Quebec, you get a bunch of pieces... the rest gets one piece each. No one enjoys playing this game.
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Saskatchewan not mentioned once. 100% accurate.
Muahhahha lmao shit myself laughing at that one!!
What's a Saskatchewan?
Called the Gap for a reason. They make fun of us Gappers in MB.
@@bradyelich2745 The only edjemecation I have about Saskatchewan is from the theme song of Corner Gas.
Hey, at least you're not the territories. You wanna talk about being forgotten about. " hey, what town are you from? Whiteknife or Yellowhorse?"
"The rules are all in French" Ain't that the truth
Same as the name Canada , the national anthem , the maple leaf , poutine etc all "french '' first!
Like when I call the RBC 1800 number and press 1 for English and then hear a recording in French.
@@joenroute9646 actually I think Canada is a first nations word, but I could have been told wrong....
@@Dargonkin527 . Yes and no . It is a corrupted version of a first nation word .
I guess Jacques never learnt canadian.
I thought this was a comedy show, not a documentary.
Exactly!!!!!!
Pretty accurate wasn't it? Except for the railway part. A lot of native people understand that we need rail to keep our economy booming. A lot of the people who are blocking the rail way aren't natives. They are in fact American citizens who were paid by Trudeau to come up here and block the railway to impede our economy. We are in a project called "shut down Canada". And it really all boils down to the USA wanting all of our oil. I know... Crazy!
😂😂😂
And i mean really.. Think about it. This "coronavirus" (potential scam) has nobody wanting to go on a plane. Bad for the economy. That blockades on the tracks. Bad for the economy. If nothing is coming in or going out of Canada, our economy suffers. They thought that by telling us all that the world is in a "climate emergency" it would stop us from flying on planes. Well, it didn't work. So, alas. Coronavirus was born. Its all to hurt our economy. All through scare tactics. Which.. Is all Liberals have to go by. If you don't have any good ideas, scare the public. It's their motto
@@mikepurdue7472 ...don't be Trump. Even one is too many.
" I don't know ? But give Quebec more money " 💲💰😂
Kevin Pearce fuck Toronto
@@mofoheltahskeltah lmao way to seethe
Poor old Alberta. Whipping boy of the country. Just wants in. And are will to pay too.
Wexit is real.
*more moneysssss*
Moving to Quebec now, I need more moneys
There's no money here, trust me
@@romelo1201 yep my paycheque makes me cry and let's not talk about the import fees for ordering anything online...QC just sucks the dollars right out of you
@@romelo1201 not even close to the highest taxes in North America... although you do have the highest subsidies for childcare and lowest post-secondary tuition cost..
Black hole constantly under construction.
I bet there was some hilarious jokes in the writers room that will never see the light of day. Shame. This one atleast made me chuckle.
Chuckle as you puke!
@@barrylast8655 want consistent laughs? Sub to Greg's channel. He is a touch too edgy for this hour has 22 minutes, in a good way!
Canada in a nutshell
Québec : I need money
Ontario : Alberta give them money
British Columbia : I need money
Ontario : I don't see how that's my problem..
Except BC doesn't need money, lol
@@Revi0us actually you're right. not in the last ten years anyways. Manitoba on the other hand and everything east of it with the exception of newfoundland have been receiving equalization payments to the tune of 20 billion more than half of that to Quebec. 2020 numbers. also for the last two years out of ten Ontario hasn't gotten any.
At least it's part of your own country the United States has Israel
BC doesn't need money
@@Revi0us 😆 Except....wait another year or two with our current gov. 🤦🏻
this was tooo damn funny and accurate
It sure was :)
Right, so quit bitching about CBC then.
@@squatch545 nah. They still lie. These are variations of truth through a leftist perspective. Sometimes what they say is accurate, but it will always be one sided from them.
as a new Canadian immigrant, this is very useful!
Not even remotely funny, do you know why? Because sadly it’s all accurate
And isn't that the best kind of political satire?
It’s funny BECAUSE it’s true. 😊
Mike Gerrits I think that depends on which area of Canada you live in.
@@Folksyforester - I live in Atlantic Canada. People elsewhere think we are lazy and just live off the rest of the country's wealth. Everyone has their own perspective on the country but I think we're pretty damned lucky to be here.
I don't think Alberta has that many pieces - ftr.
And Quebec has infinite supply of notwithstanding cards when supreme court rules against them. And Quebec goes ape snit when another province uses one notwithstanding card
Hahaha soo true !😅
I need more monies !
First not! Money derived from french monnaie
They never give, eh! LOL
True French. I respect our French for fighting for their(sometimes our country) and our French never retreated, just like all our other Canadians on the line. As a SK'n , why does PQ get special treatment when we out West know they are very corrupt with the local mafia? Our govt is corrupted in the usual way, big US bribes. Why can't PQ be the same?
TABARNAK !
This is a great moment for all of us to come together and laugh at the people in our provinces who fit these stereotypes. We all have bad eggs lol and iditoic leaders at times. But all these funny jokes aside. I still love every province! Despite their faults.
Fuck Quebec. Please separate.
When did 22 minutes start doing documentaries?
Surprised the CBC let this air.
Pretty much sums it up! Now to decide whether to laugh or cry
Laugh. I'm pretty sure its a joke.😆💯
Ages 0 and up. Lmao
Can't wait for the comments
Especially that stupid New Message guy
@@EthanAdey you don't wanna be "RUclips friends"?
🤣
I didn’t know the government could take down rail blockades so easily.
The clip was too short to show the 18 months it took to get around to it.
Well.. See.. They kinda organized the blockades...
They can if they believe in the rule of law unlike the Liberals.
CBC=Liberals= hide the truths and facts --lol
Yeah well played sir...
you've been expelled from caucus!
'the combination of Risk and Monopoly that isn't fun for anybody' ...yep. 😑
As an Atlantic Canadian I feel that
Asymmetrical federalism - quebec and ontario are treated as individual provinces but every other province is just regions merged together (eg senators). Yeah, that's fair...
If it makes you feel any better in the slightest, NW Ontario gets screwed almost as hard as the rest of the country. We matter about as much as PEI in the grand scheme of things..
Lathon Atlookan cuz ur basically Manitoba
Alberta is the “free money for the rest of the county” region.
Well, our representation is based on population and Ontario and Quebec have over 50% of the population of Canada.
Alberta: ***works hard, makes money***
Rest of Canada:
“I’m going to do what’s called a pro-gamer move.”
What about Manitoba and Saskatchewan. Think we’re in Canada too. Lol
Don't tell Quebec... they'll want your money too.
Nobody thinks about us. Seems accurate.
PierrePoutine LOL totally!
That's because you're the land in between.
But we couldn't be a Country without without you, you take care of your own.
You're strong and hardy folk's . Reliable and Honest as the big sky you live under.
✌💞🌾👍
Saskatchewan and Manitoba? You mean East Alberta and West Ontario?
One of my Dad's paintings is in this clip. Cool.
What, no jokes about Ontario? Probably because we invented the game!
They're the DM
They are Canada is the joke I think.
Ontario had the Natives land taken away .And ya no Joke if it was your land lol...
Oh Ontario is a joke but not funny like this. More like an on going rape that never stops.
@@ignorthepain Jesus Christ mate, cool yourself. Rape??? It's just a comment about a fictcious game. Relax yourself.
Don't know about this time yet but the last time the Mohawks blocked the railway there was a report of a $3 million fine. You might want to augment the game a little.
One of my favourite skits about canada. Its bloody awesome haha
The railroad 😂
And that my friends is exactly how Canada works!!!!
😂 that was hilarious
I guess the 56 thumbs down are quebecers.
You know it its the Quebecois. They'll probably want money to compensate for the emotional damage now
It's now an even hundred, Quebec is rising up! RUN!
An one Hoilberta Guy vote down ! ME !
It'll be funnier if Quebec only speaks French while the other provinces just stares blankly! Lol
That might be the funniest 22 Minutes sketch ever. Good job. Wanted more. Should be an ongoing series.
Poor Alberta always getting the shit end of the stick.
I think the joke is that everyone but Ontario and Quebec gets boned. Not just Alberta.
J Kashmir we payed two of their debts in the past,they owed us big
OMG Great Job!!!
"I'd like to buy the Tiny Mine!"
How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
Just say, "Everyone please get out of the pool." (N.B. This isn't valid in Quebec.)
Out of the pool, sil vous plait!
What does New Brunswick have to do with it?
@@DomhnallDomhnallach Nota bene
Nope! "Hey" everyone!Free beer!!!🍺🍻🍺
@@magistrumartium
Or in Quebec “N’ouBliez pas”
Brutal and way too true
LOL 100 dollars in Atlantic Canada vs 100 000 in BC 😂😂😂
Still love this one.
Wow! The CBC finally got it right.
This is so sad as to how true it is!
Nailed it!
This is so freaking hilarious!!! And, so freaking true!
Well said!!
This is painfully accurate hahaha
Perfect.
Art imitates life.
That guy "Canada" is in fact Ontario, deciding on the election outcomes
I need more money describes Quebec in a nutshell
I would buy the shit out of that game 😂😂
Haha best comedy is Canadian comedy
From alberta, can confirm
im dead XD
Learn more in here than in school lol 😂 accurately painful 😣
I agree. I almost learned more about American history than our own.
Ha! Perfect!
This is to accurate
good content
I'm surprised anybody in Toronto knows the game is actually being played.
The rest of the country didn't invite anybody in Toronto to play because they're obnoxious, entitled and aren't real Canadians. Just like in real life.
Saskatchewan Party: Have they always won?
That's so realistic! That's about it!
No Ontario
That would be the guy who calls himself "Canada."
njam101 This is a gem of a comment!
How many more times will you serve the Alberta pays Québec joke? I thought that was clever now i know it is pure lack of self awareness. Early 2020 and gas price plondges down, and Alberta is going to cry about the budget not making it. Of course, Alberta's only trick card is: "Oh, oil price is up!" and the eternal wish: "I see pipes, oil pipes everywhere!" Before bitching on me, tell me one sector else than oil that Alberta is actively trying to develope.
Living in an eastern dream world pal....stats arent hard to find
Andrew Young your comment is utterly useless if you don’t bring up those stats...
@@alexisnadeau1398 You're either, lazy, too dumb or trying to call my bluff asking for statistics. Unless you've been under a rock for the last 30 years, you should know that Alberta pays Quebec's bills with a net $240 billion contributed since the programs inception. The only people that try to deny this fact are those on the take. nationalpost.com/news/canada/how-alberta-pays-quebecs-bills-four-charts-that-show-alberta-picks-up-the-tab ....if you don't like my source, you can try Google and find half a million more articles on this topic...
Andrew Young dude ofc there’s statistics and I ain’t challenging them. I was just saying that your comment was just useless if you don’t bring the source (yes people are that lazy these days, but it’s at the core of a good argument). If you didn’t understood already I’m from Quebec and don’t worry we know all this “ Alberta’s paying for you ass” narrative and I recognize the stats. But you all need to stop playing the victim, because per capita you pay far more for the Atlantic provinces than us.
@@alexisnadeau1398 Stop playing the victim? "Your" Prime Minister will literally break the law to "protect" 9000 jobs at the corupt SNC Lavalin, yet we loose 150,000 (want more stats?) and we get the "we're listening" tour. There is a reason This Hour Has 22 Min put in the part about the pipeline being prevented in Quebec...they just want the money but don't want to do anything to earn it or give back to the rest of the country. You don't agree with what I'm saying, how about you read some more of these comments. If Quebec wants to change how the rest of the country views them, maybe they should start by playing ball and not electing separation parties to the House of Commons...
As an American I find this quite interesting.
As an Albertan, i found this to be quite accurate
All accurate
THIS SHOULD BE SHOWN IN SCHOOLS AHAHAHA
So true lol ✌️🇨🇦
Why Quebec look like someone on welfare 😂🤣😂...Im from Quebec btw
I love how Saskatchewan, Manitoba and the Territories are not mentioned 😅
Because Quebec and it's citizens are all lazy sponges who contribute nothing to this country and just live off of Alberta.
'ok, first thing, indigenous people you lose all your land'
I would love this boardgame.
Sounds legit anyone wanna play? 🤣
Exactly true,
So now that global oil crashed again what are we going to do together? I vote for Albertan gasoline and diesel get to all Canadian markets immediately. Then we need to invest hundreds of billions to build cheap and fast wind farms and solar PV farms in all regions connecting all regions together.
As of right now, 70 % of the oil we use already comes from Canada (i.e. AB and SK).
@@louisd.8928 Do you think we should increase this to 100%. Then all regions start building wind and solar PV farms?
@@aaronvallejo8220 The issue with that is that the vast majority of the oil we import comes from the U.S. If we were to stop importing from them while Trump is in the White House, the U.S. would probably try to punish us one way or another.
The 2020 version of this game is out. It has ski bum turned part-time elementary school drama teacher called M. Fancy Socks as Prime Minister. This modern Mr. Dress Up decides to reallocate the economic structure by stopping Alberta making any money at all (because feelings matter more than fuel). An extension of the game has American oil companies to line half the border with highly paid pseudo-environmentalist cheerleaders. The other half is lined with illegal immigrants crossing over holding cards saying ‘Come to Canada, don’t bother waiting in line, just tell them Justin invited you’. Justin also convinces enough people that they should pay even more taxes for something called Carbon Guilt. This is an illusion based on a cult mind trick he learned from his French Catholic upbringing. The game ends when the county goes bankrupt. It does not take long. Up to 35 million people can play but there is only one winner, and it’s not you.
Enjoy. Sorry. Eh!
I'm with Justin!
I'm confused, why is the video only 1 minute 39 seconds long? The channel is called 22 minutes
Theyre Canadian minutes. 1 min 39 seconds of regular time is roughly equivalent to 22 minutes Canadian, depending on the exchange rate.
100percent correct
Too real to laugh at this one.
Hahaha I would actually love to play that if it was a real board game !
Except with OILberta making the Rules !
lol
Which game it is and how to play it
Alberta is the best
Ugh why is this not a thing I could be playing right now.
Where can we buy this board game, what a great Christmas present!
You'll have to get Alberta to buy it for you because you probably don't have any money to pay for it.
Interesting that ontario had no part in this sketch.
Captain Canada Ontario is the guy who said "I am Canada so I go first" and proceeded to tell the rest of them what to do 😂
Never board with these guys around. 😊
🤣
I live in Montreal wondering where that many goes
To lazy people from Quebec - you guys suck please separate
@@mofoheltahskeltah That is what is so funny, of all the provinces, Quebec stand the most to lose by separating. Yet they have the biggest movement to separate...
Accurate.
Wait we give our money to Quebec lol
Imagine how long Québec would last if they left Canada
@@cameronburke8002 That is the first thing that comes to mind when I hear a Frenchie talking about succeeding. Like right. With What Money? What exports? What Economy?
Pretty accurate.
Indigenous people 😭 I'm sorry
The American version is just a game board burning in a trash can, though.
Selling burning things is a guaranteed money maker, and selling things that are not yours to burn is so lucrative I might just want to puke.
@@biteme9486 they're more like block parties where you can meet up with old friends and eat pot luck...while talking about serious stuff
@@biteme9486 No, you just have ICE lock up children away from their parents. Much better goal to strive for.
@@biteme9486 just the mass killing of children in their schools
@@biteme9486 LOL not perfect just better then you! :)
Where the fuck is my Ontario !!!
So true
Well that's about the truth of the matter.
Only you left out Ontario!
They take their $$$$ too.
Yup. The line shouldve been: "Ontario's turn. They still only have 4 years to the next election, everyone pays them $376" the retort would be "why exactly $376?" "Because if we make it an exact number people assume we did maths"
should build a wall around ontario and quebec and then fill it with water
@@evanforster2665
That's way too American for me.
No walls please.
I'd rather Find solutions.
Like even out the number of seats, so that the West has the same number as in Ontario and Quebec.
So then our Federal Votes will mean something.
@@evanforster2665 Even more hydroelectric power plants for Quebeckors! $-)
@@katherinehunter9526 merican attitude is the only attitude
HA! Seriously.
Wow , if we had a fraction of the money that U transfer to Quebec , why am I still waiting to win the 6/49 jackpot , every week , and why do U keep voting Quebec ministers into power , of authority , Oh Canada , lol ?
Yukon wins! 🤣🤣🤣
Typical , nailed it 👍👍🤣😂👏👏
Heck, I wanna play....and I need more monies!