A few things: > I will be streaming Automation again tomorrow (12/4) at 4pm EST if I can, 9pm EST if I have to push it back. *It won't be a car requests stream.* I'll be helping subs/patrons out with improving their cars. I've already done a couple streams like this before and they're very chill and actually somewhat educational. If you want to watch me do something other than shouting be sure to check it out. > I'll probably do a car requests stream Friday of next week calm down. > The song at the end (during the special thanks) is one I made. I haven't finished it yet. > "Everywhere at the End of Time" is just music get a grip. > 🐸
I had a more "educational" video (if you can call it that) planned for my return to Automation/Beam, but I wasn't making any progress on it. Instead, I made this. How disappointing.
I literally screamed when I heard that. Finding an Everywhere At The End Of Time reference in a comedy video is really odd, it's like watching a family-friendly movie and suddenly it turns into violence and war crimes for a second.
It's kinda weird how I recently had a mental breakdown instigated by "It's Just A Burning Memory" and then I hear the damn song played as the soundtrack to the shittiest Mustang II knockoff
Ohhh man rehearing that last song after knowing what it means caused me a full-blown PTSD. And the weirdest hysterical laughter when "This is a stage 6 moment" appeared. Am I loosing my mind?
the part i love about 5:45 is this is DEFINITELY a car you'd find rotting somewhere in Detroit and up on bricks, rimless gonna need a rim job after that one
@@Lada333 I'd recommend reading the Wikipedia article on it, since it's too long for me to want to summarize here. Long story short tho, the albums hit a lot of people in the feelers. They're also memed on sometimes.
@@romainvicta. Man, I skimmed thru the Wikipedia article, left me more confused, then I searched for an explanation video on RUclips, and came across this ruclips.net/video/l_x08kbj-Fk/видео.html Which, as it turned out, had been sitting in my "Watch Later" playlist for months now 🙄
You're the only channel that carters to both my smooth-brained sense of humor & my arbitrarily vast knowledge of pre/mid/post malaise era American cars
The Locomo is a car with no personality. It is a husk. A vessel. Just for the most saddest person on the planet to get in, drive, only drive, no fun rides, there is no fun in this car. The only fun you get out of this car is opening the door and getting out. No extra luxury packages are available, luxury is a myth in the Locomo. To market this as a “muscle car” is pitiful. Muscle cars are known for their powerful engines and winning drag races, the Locomo is known for nothing other than dread. In fact, its marketing slogan was “For transportation.” No shits were given. The only thing it is good for is traveling, not necessarily a fun travel, just transportation. Examine the car and weep. Drive the car and weep. Sell the car and better yourself. You don’t deserve the Locomo.
Slipphantom please don't ever leave us again! We're too busy and our attention span is too short for streams! Edit: this actually feels the same as when Duke Nukem Forever came out. It's still a good game, but DAAAAMN, 15 years?
3:16 This car was planned to be a rally car, so the fact that the headlights on it are protected by a grill so that they do not break from the slightest collision is very logical and genial. Well, the fact that the car's engine is too quiet is even beneficial, now various kinds of electric cars, such as Tesla, are in vogue, so this is a modern, progressive - rally car. Bravo) The production version will be without grilles, big brain) 12:29 The Caretaker is perfect fit for this moment
Without you I wouldn't be absolutely immersed in the world of automation and I thank you for that. Had no clue beamng had a way to make your own cars and I was amazed.
Thank fuck you're back dude, thought i'd have to listen to some dude in Russia clip a video together of driving into stuff over free licence music, this is way better. thx again
A few things:
> I will be streaming Automation again tomorrow (12/4) at 4pm EST if I can, 9pm EST if I have to push it back. *It won't be a car requests stream.* I'll be helping subs/patrons out with improving their cars. I've already done a couple streams like this before and they're very chill and actually somewhat educational. If you want to watch me do something other than shouting be sure to check it out.
> I'll probably do a car requests stream Friday of next week calm down.
> The song at the end (during the special thanks) is one I made. I haven't finished it yet.
> "Everywhere at the End of Time" is just music get a grip.
> 🐸
post that last song when your finished its fucking badass
Pog
post that ending song when you're done, it's a banger and a half :)
THE RETURN!!!!!!
@@CassieRedsky you now track is good when it has HL2 soundbite used in it ;)
I had a more "educational" video (if you can call it that) planned for my return to Automation/Beam, but I wasn't making any progress on it. Instead, I made this. How disappointing.
Finally! A reason to live!
Man my mom owned a Cadillac Deville it was a blueish green color it still works to this day
thank u for the vid 💜 sick with covid rn & was rewatching your old vids just an hour ago
nah this was actually pretty entertaining
RETURN OF THE KING!!!
*plays music from stage 1*
12:54 “this is a stage 6 moment”
I was abt to say this. I listened to that album and I still react everytime I hear that song.
I literally screamed when I heard that. Finding an Everywhere At The End Of Time reference in a comedy video is really odd, it's like watching a family-friendly movie and suddenly it turns into violence and war crimes for a second.
@@mimidotcat it's becoming almost mainstream
“This is a stage 6 moment” welp that’s depressing
@@mimidotcat theres a word called "dark humor"
he came when we needed him the most
fr
HES COOOOOOOOOOOOMING
man i came too
He came? 😳
@@5000mahmud AYOOO
He's back and making more atrocities.
Wdym this is the next coming of jesus.
You mean works of art?
I could hear Mr. Regular heavily breathing at the sheer amount of malaise in this video.
𝘽 𝙍 𝙊 𝙒 𝙉
The BROWWWWNNNNN
This is a stage 6 moment
BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN AND
A V O C A D O G R E E N
So much Malaise, a guy with a burning head is about to make an appearance.
i can see the despots selling point being "low compression, high depression"
If you would've posted during November many NNN would've failed...
Nothing gets me harder than *beige*.
holy shit battleforge how are you here
Wait battleforge watches sliphantom?
@@gorftollisorn7117 ikr this is actually amazing
Funny
Your edits are pure art man. Clever as hell.
YELLOW CAR!!!!!!
The fact that you've accelerated yourself to Stage 6 while driving Locomo is astounding and terrifying at the same time.
he played stage 1 but whatever lolz
@@faaaaario I know, but he actually wrote that he's achieving Stage 6 while driving Locomo
@WhomItMayConcern just like Locomo
Never have I clicked a video so fast in my life
Dude, I know. I'm actually hyped as soon as I see he uploaded a new vid
@@HH-us5vj Ive waited so long and now hes finally back 😭
As soon as i saw sliphantom i opened it😂
This comment is it every time
Same
Thanks for playing Everywhere at the End of Time.
Sadness noises
Reminds me of death
When stage 1 started playing my soul started to leave my mortal husk
Everywhere at the end of time reference: *vibin'*
Me: *intense flashbacks of six hours straight up discomfort and anxiety*
It's kinda weird how I recently had a mental breakdown instigated by "It's Just A Burning Memory" and then I hear the damn song played as the soundtrack to the shittiest Mustang II knockoff
it kinda fits tho
@@luke6587 I mean, yeah, but it was still kinda like weird
@@angerylandbarge4352 the first track is really what instigated your breakdown and not any of the other *much* worse 6 hours after?
Implying there's something shittier than a mustang 2.
a “mental breakdown” bro shut up it’s a song
GM when they decide to put an LS2 in a Pontiac grand prix and then proceed to make it front wheel drive.
*G E N I U S*
The good ol GXP
every time i see a 9th gen Impala SS with the LS4 transverse V8 i always see wasted potential
@@biscuitdingus they're still decent cars
@@savagesock3598 lol no they arent.
@@RyanTomScott Idk man, you ever own one?
I like how his boyfriend helped him w the car
his husband's boyfriend*
Ohhh man rehearing that last song after knowing what it means caused me a full-blown PTSD. And the weirdest hysterical laughter when "This is a stage 6 moment" appeared. Am I loosing my mind?
12:31 because why wouldnt i be reminded of the saddest musical peice i have ever listened to
oright bro i see you in six years
ok
@@Sliphantom thank you for the enlightening comment
The king is back, and with quality content. This is why I am subbed for, it took some time, but it was worth the wait.
Btw the song at 0:37 is Harrison BDP - decompression :)
At 0:40 Harrison BDP - parallax
At: 1:07 Harrison BDP - eternal space
YOU ARE THE MAN. Shazam wasn't picking up the track. Slip got some good music taste.
When are we getting a A.S.C. 5? I can't get enough of this content
the part i love about 5:45 is this is DEFINITELY a car you'd find rotting somewhere in Detroit and up on bricks, rimless
gonna need a rim job after that one
9:12 John Delorean : *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THE DOWN!*
> the caretaker starts playing
> "ah sh*t, ptsd again"
I have been waiting for this,FOR TWO YEARS!
12:28 that lap was so boring, I fell back asleep and missed my train
I feel you bro.
Why'd you have to play Everywhere at the end of time, now I'm upset.
owned
@@Sliphantom I’d quite literally only recently forgotten about it.
@@romainvicta. What's up with that track tho? I'm seeing so many people referring to it in the comments, have I missed out on something?
@@Lada333 I'd recommend reading the Wikipedia article on it, since it's too long for me to want to summarize here. Long story short tho, the albums hit a lot of people in the feelers. They're also memed on sometimes.
@@romainvicta. Man, I skimmed thru the Wikipedia article, left me more confused, then I searched for an explanation video on RUclips, and came across this ruclips.net/video/l_x08kbj-Fk/видео.html
Which, as it turned out, had been sitting in my "Watch Later" playlist for months now 🙄
Having this pop up so soon after watching a podcast about group b rally (and Henri Toivonen in particular) makes it even better
The monkasteer represents the nerfed homologation car the manufacturer was forced to make in order to compete in group B
having now owned a 1990 deville, i thought 180 horse was plenty because the thin tires would peel for fun
That reference to everywhere at the end of time gave me ptsd
the everywhere at the end of time reference was top tier. Really missed you
Well great now I just broke into tears because of that everywhere at the end of time reference. Sliphantom always knows how to cheer up my day.
The despot peels out to "show the kids he's cool"
That album haunts me as much as I try to run away from it.
You're the only channel that carters to both my smooth-brained sense of humor & my arbitrarily vast knowledge of pre/mid/post malaise era American cars
The Locomo is a car with no personality. It is a husk. A vessel. Just for the most saddest person on the planet to get in, drive, only drive, no fun rides, there is no fun in this car. The only fun you get out of this car is opening the door and getting out. No extra luxury packages are available, luxury is a myth in the Locomo.
To market this as a “muscle car” is pitiful. Muscle cars are known for their powerful engines and winning drag races, the Locomo is known for nothing other than dread. In fact, its marketing slogan was “For transportation.” No shits were given. The only thing it is good for is traveling, not necessarily a fun travel, just transportation. Examine the car and weep. Drive the car and weep. Sell the car and better yourself.
You don’t deserve the Locomo.
rly like the music especially the subtle hl2 train station ambience
the "this is a stage 6 moment" got me, surprisingly.
In the time it took that Locomo to do a lap I listened to the whole album and had time to sit in the dark and cry afterwards
"Noodle is back on beam"
One of the few GOOD things to happen in 2020
Damn bro you finally came back with those chicken nuggies
God forgive for what i'm about to say but i like the headlamps behind the grills
This RUclips channel is a treasure. So underrated. When I get unzucked I'll preach your glad tidings.
he returned when we needed him most
We’ve come to the point where a Caretaker’s work gets memed.
Whats the song at the end it sounds dope
It’s got a little halflife city background sound in it too, I really want to know what it is
the weird bootleg aphex twin really ties it all together
Is that the song at the end? Got a link or name?
why wont he make more vids about automation
I need that music playlist. Some solid tracks throughout
You and I both. Hope someone gives out a list of the songs used
Welcome Back. I can't wait to catch the next stream. Love it mate
THE RETURN OF THE KING
“Turbo Civic”
OMG after 2 years we back baby
locomo at the end of time
The legend returns after.... 2years? Oof, i'm old.
Is there a link to the playlist he is using for the music? It sounds awesome!
1:29 YELLOW CAR!!!!!!
That outro music tho?
Yeah please @ me if y’all find the source
The sadnessmobile, so sad a dead kittend will make you laugh
Just as I go "hmm, he hasn't posted one of these in a while"
The rally car's engine sounded like a yawn, yet somehow the Locomo outdid it in meh, congratulations (also glad to see these videos are back)
I started to forget about Everywhere At The End Of Time, guess I'm not anymore.
Same thing here
I just found your channel and I've watched all your car request videos twice over now, they're absolutely hilarious.
Slipphantom please don't ever leave us again! We're too busy and our attention span is too short for streams!
Edit: this actually feels the same as when Duke Nukem Forever came out. It's still a good game, but DAAAAMN, 15 years?
I love that frog video and im glad you used it as a transition
Make a Skyline except it's not a Skyline
- Sliphantom, 2017
or was it?
Make a fiat jolly
But what if it ends up a skyline anyway
WHOOAAA
Make an MX-5 for a non gay male
I remember watching this VOD while trying to beat NFSU1 with the best car in the game, the Honda fucking Civic
Sorry, I just woke up from the last lap, I had a nice 12 hour sleep, what did I miss?
The first corner
Caretaker reference. You too are a man of culture, I see.
LMAO at the casuals in this comment section, who got traumatized after hearing Everywhere At The End Of Time
I like the "i understand if you are poor" patreon donation level from the guy who cant afford a proper monitor...
THE LORD CAME BACK WHEN WE NEEDED HIM THE MOST
The man has returned, what perfect timing
local man tries to make a rally car and ends up with an easy to drive, super average hatchback with 200 horsepower
the despot looks like a car from gta 4
The fact that Chika is there dancing the whole time is glorious
It's been 2 years.
I've missed you man, so great seeing you back with these amazing Automation videos
3:16 This car was planned to be a rally car, so the fact that the headlights on it are protected by a grill so that they do not break from the slightest collision is very logical and genial. Well, the fact that the car's engine is too quiet is even beneficial, now various kinds of electric cars, such as Tesla, are in vogue, so this is a modern, progressive - rally car. Bravo)
The production version will be without grilles, big brain)
12:29 The Caretaker is perfect fit for this moment
I teared up a little. I've missed this.
Camaro hatchback. Also that bit where you were screaming from laughter at the "muscle" car was the best part lol.
Without you I wouldn't be absolutely immersed in the world of automation and I thank you for that. Had no clue beamng had a way to make your own cars and I was amazed.
So glad you still kept your editing and humor all these years
Keep on chugging champ
Finding out that Ken Ashcorp sponsors your Patreon has to be one of the most unexpected crossovers of all time for me
Who?
2 years and he's back at it, the best car manufacturer alive
Amazing video, It was worth the wait, I'm so glad you're back :)
Why does his voice give me regular car reviews vibes
Ong
**half a year later**
F I N A L L Y
I almost cried laughing at the Caretaker reference
Man it is good to have you back
so glad to see you back man. Your videos and streams always make me smile!
“The return of the legend”
I love your stuff! Your 1st car improvement stream was great.
Thank fuck you're back dude, thought i'd have to listen to some dude in Russia clip a video together of driving into stuff over free licence music, this is way better.
thx again
While it has been a long while since stream cars, and funny noodle commentary. I'm glad it's back, even if it is literally just Boring Cars.
I’m everywhere at the end of the fucking lap
I have been waiting forever for this, i was not disappointed