Chris Porter - Verlander & Sons - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- Опубликовано: 5 июн 2018
- A night out on the town turns into a star-studded event at Chris Porter's parents' house when he invites Mumford & Sons, Justin Verlander and other members of the Detroit Tigers to play beer pong.
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Chris Porter is a very nice person. I saw him at the improv in Puttsburgh. He showed up at the restaurant across the street afterwards and hung out with the group I was with. He paid for our meal and drinks and was just fun to hang around.
"So they had to pretend like it was the playoffs... and watch." Hahaha, burn!!
This may be my favorite story yet, and this guy's delivery absolutely makes it perfect.
I KNOW IT WAS IMMACULATE 😂😂😂😂😂I come to hear this one often!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
This guy is way underrated and has been hilarious ever since he was on whatever that comedy competition was.
"Sorry ya fly private, ya payin for ma shittt" lmaooo
Chris Porter is great. About time for a new special.
Jason Wadkins I know man.
Jason Wadkins to quote chris porter, "...'A'RIGHT?!"
He has a new CD available and it is really good.. Lost and Alone
Yeah Chris Porter is pretty funny. Made me smile and laugh throughout the video
I'm releasing one in 2 months punk. Doesn't matter. You won't believe this anyway
“Is that fucking Justin Verlander?” Gets me every time 🤣🤣
I think his bit about his Dad eletrocuting himself is probably my favorite. "[4th] brrr, zap. We're inviting people over to watch." 😂
ive loved this guy ever since his special. great delivery. sometimes you want a hostile comic just barking common sense at you.
im with you Theseeohhdee. ugly and angry is one of my favorite standups of all time. tooo funny. i have probably watched it 15 times
@TheSeeohhdee SO perfectly summed up.
..lmfao....this the type of random story that makes you realize you ain't living life.
Number Runner ah no shet. all I ever did was awake my parents to a paintball game in the back yard, and fifteen cops showing up to a noise complain because me and my buds decided that drunken skinny dipping at two AM was a good idea.
Livin like larry
AMEN
My old manager got his ass beat by DMB cuz they were on his car and he goes "hey fucker" and they beat his ass😂
Luckily I've been in those situations, unluckily a poor string of choices get you there often enough
I've heard this story 3x and I still laugh hysterically
I swear 😂 I come here often. I wish I could see a picture of his dad and sister. Picturing them would make me laugh more I'm sure. Just to put faces to the tale😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Automatically upvote anything with Chris Porter
Chris porter is so slept on.
His delivery is on point and the emphasis is great.
He definitely needs a Netflix special. " You Shittin Me ".
😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😀😄😀ABSOLUTELY CTFU pick a coffee and an Italian name and MOOOOOVEeTO THE LEFT😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg he burned my tigers good with that weed joke
Yeah it was a good burn...hurtful to us Tigers fans, but good!
Same here I can’t blame him though my hometown gives away a free 6 piece nugget to anyone with the app when they get 6 runs
Well depending on when this story took place, the tigers could have been very good and the royals very bad, and both teams suck now so...
Blink th3Dog I wish to upvote your remark, however, you currently sit at 69 likes..
Ampersand Sons!!
Also known as the banjo boys
Holy shit! I love Chris porter! Haven't seen his stand up in years!
The dude is hilarious! I got real excited when I saw his name on this one. I guess he's got a new special on Hulu...?
Dude I seen em at the comedy store earlier this year, dudes funny
He's taping a special in Denver next month !
Christopher Borelli he has the greatest energy
🤣 Chris is a great story teller with exceptional delivery and timing.🤣👍
Anyone else pissed that Netflix took off his special?
This was on netflix?? Oh come on. Netflix is buzzkillington.
why would they do that?
I never knew it was on Netflix. For the past year "Screaming at the Cosmos" and "Ugly & Angry" have been on Amazon Prime.
They did, but they moved it to Hulu
I'm all ugly and angry about it
This is the best of this line of Comedy stories. The first time I heard the story I almost herniated a disc. It's both cool and hilarious.
I love this guy, haven't seen much of him since he had a Netflix special a while back. Looks so different with the short hair!
Lars VanBarbecue "fucking Wonka me" 😂😂
ya dude he looks younger here than in his special
That was one of the best ones in awhile😂😂
As a Detroiter, you made me laugh so hard at this. 6:10
Yuuuuup
I met him in person, one of the greatest dudes I’ve ever met! Super down to earth guy, would definitely love to meet this guy again
That's awesome man! Would love to meet this guy!
I discovered this last week, NAW ALGORITHMS DISCOVERED, ME... THERE ARE TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY !!! ROY JR. IS THE MAN...
He's a great story teller. Definitely would love to see a new special. I've seen all the ones he has.
This is a surprisingly wholesome story
Literally just left his show in Dayton Ohio, and he was such a great show!!! We laughed the whole time!!!
Can't wait for his next special, so glad to see he's actively working on new stuff.
I discovered him the other night on Netflix. I WILL see him if he ever comes to a city near me.
One of the best stories on this show
And one of the shortest. Porter uses few words but uses them well!
Chris Porter is the man!
Watched Chris Porter's show tonight in Tulsa. I'd seen some of his material before on RUclips, but to see his show in person is what stand-up comedy is all about. He is original and hilarious - one of the best I've seen in a long, long time. Truly gifted. And a really cool guy, too.
I fucking love Chris Porter, get this man another fuckin special
I'm starting to wonder if this is the kid I gave up for adoption when I was 16. He acts just like me, thinks just like me, has stories just like me! 😂😂😂
I was adopted, am just like Chris, maybe you're my mom, any chance you're from Wisconsin?
That never gets old. It is one of my all-time favorite stories.
This is the best one in quite some time!
I fucking love this. I am wasted and laughing my ass off.
This is one of my favorite bits - one of the best and yet somewhat unknown comics.
My favorite comedian of all time, this story is hilarious
Just found this guy a couple of days ago here on RUclips. Thoroughly enjoy his jokes for sure!
Chris porter needs more recognition
If he knows who Justin verlander is that means he knows...KATE UPTON
Had no idea he was from kansas city
"Aint no fuckin way shes an actress" ...perfect
@comedy Central . Please continue this show. This show is the good stuff
A very underrated comic
"Mashit" LMFAO
Moral of the story;
A little adoration and respect will lift up a man's spirit instantly..
One of the best ones for sure.
0:58
Keith Yves Batislaong thnx again!
One of the best stories ever
One of the best stories ever. 😂
This is the funniest one of these I've seen yet. Dudes fucking hilarious!!
*THE INTENSITY OF THIS MAN*
chris is so damn good, i need to see him live
Anyone notice how they ALWAYS have the person least impressed right behind them..haha
i remember him w the fro back in the day . hes was pretty funny in last comic standin
That's gotta be the best one yet.
This story is awesome!
Hahaha! It was pretty funny throughout, but he really wrapped it up well.
I love Chris Porter!!!!!😂🤣👍🏾❤️
freakin love this guy lmao
That was great!
Was it Chris who does the voice for Mr. Garrison this whole time? 🤣🤣😭
This was hilarious
hahahaha this one was amazing
This dude is comedy
I love his new look! Hes transformed!!
OMG! FINALLY. HE'S AMAZING
And Sons come with me... 😆!
I'm retired young from the U.S. Army due to combat wounds where I served as both a nurse and as a combat medic with both a Recon unit and as a member of a small Special Operations team in Iraq between 03-05. I'm not too old but I'm not exactly 20 anymore either. I'm hip as they come though and I'm very young looking and handsome. ( Not being vain just being honest). I had a 27 year old Internet model who was SO very hot, Latina, and totally with it chase me and I went out with her a few times. I blew her mind when I sang Texarkana by R.E.M at full voice once and I could have her in tears and gasping for breath with my joking etc and I also had her holding her ribs and laughing hysterically when I turned her on to Chris Porter and to Christopher Titus as well. 😆!
I watched ugly and angry 3 or 4 times each time it was hilarious.
“Ampersand Sons” went way over the crowd’s head
Love his Taco Bell bit!
Chris Porter’s new special “There’s no money in babies” is hilarious. Totally worth the time.
That was so funny. I'm glad I'm here before 500k . Lol
Send a bottle on us, and I mean him lol.
Lmfao.. That's too fuckin awesome
Chris is the best!!
Chris porter is freakin hilarious
Saw him last month and was awesome. Met him after when he was selling merchandise and he was the nicest person.
Hilarious😂 Chris Porter we love you!!❤ KC misses you😍😍😍😍😍
AUDREY H no idea who he is but I saw KC and I had to click. Hey fellow Kansas Citian!
Mush Room Hey, hey!😘
Big fan! Rooting for him to catch that big break!
That postseason joke lmao.
This was FUNNY!
This one was great
I truly enjoy him
mr.porter you are awesome
Ye this guys stories one of the top
3:11 😂 🤣
that was great
Omg he's so funny😂
As a tigers fan, I’m even more of a fan.
Its been about 5 months since any new stuff from this show has been posted & i'm having a hard time with that lol
I always imagined that Chris Porter looked like Jack Black with long hair. One of my favorite comedians.
That is then coolest Dad!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best TiNH I've seen lol
That was a pretty good one.