Bad Unboxing - Talking about my wrist injury

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2019
  • rawr x3 nuzzle pounces on you, o ur so war-WHOA. sorry folks. I got hacked for the first sentence of this description. More videos out soon!!!! this is a video-type channel from here-on-out. Thanks for your concern about my serious wrist injury. Thank you for your wonderful fan mail.
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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @alexbatson6787
    @alexbatson6787 5 лет назад +13458

    For those interested in the song in the outro, the title is "I wish you could be mine" by Edwin San Mateo.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 5 лет назад +5242

    sometimes its just a toaster

  • @ayebing
    @ayebing 5 лет назад +3820

    All these years of reckless knife play and he wounds himself on a jar . Well done

    • @kaikuroyt4984
      @kaikuroyt4984 5 лет назад +16

      YEAH LIKE CIME ON

    • @lordbalzamore7692
      @lordbalzamore7692 5 лет назад +121

      Jars have lids, that was a jug you fucking mong

    • @ayebing
      @ayebing 5 лет назад +39

      Lord Balzamore doctor of containers and receptacles, ty

    • @bemlok
      @bemlok 5 лет назад +29

      a knife is made to be kind of safe, porcelain is made for kill someone "by accident"

    • @swingonthespiral
      @swingonthespiral 5 лет назад +8

      It's a fucking vase/pitcher.

  • @GradeAMasterLukens
    @GradeAMasterLukens 4 года назад +2206

    The picture of Ron weasly made me laugh so hard

    • @SSJ_Nova
      @SSJ_Nova 4 года назад +49

      I now right when I saw it I thought of someone sending it to staving kids in Africa

    • @deadlytophat7147
      @deadlytophat7147 4 года назад +26

      Snape snape severus snape dumbledore

    • @nullhyena2566
      @nullhyena2566 4 года назад +13

      @@deadlytophat7147 ah i see youre a man of culture as well 😎

    • @mxrsph0b1c
      @mxrsph0b1c 4 года назад

      lol sameeee

    • @hopespeiser9386
      @hopespeiser9386 4 года назад +8

      Aaron Rivera Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley

  • @hazard4606
    @hazard4606 3 года назад +441

    I feel bad for the guy who eventually robs Ian's house

    • @DragonTamer31K
      @DragonTamer31K 2 года назад +27

      They might think it's a crack shack

    • @beefjorkey
      @beefjorkey 2 года назад +5

      @@DragonTamer31K or a condom manufacturer

  • @gimpli7600
    @gimpli7600 5 лет назад +9612

    The African pottery has tasted blood of the white man. The prophecy has begun.

    • @dab1732
      @dab1732 5 лет назад +332

      What the hell. You are the same profile picture as me. Now that's epic.

    • @Chuzzlepuff
      @Chuzzlepuff 5 лет назад +132

      this isn't fucking jojos bizarre adventure, tone it down lad

    • @Chuzzlepuff
      @Chuzzlepuff 5 лет назад +71

      only just now did i notice dio in the comments...

    • @skyknight3621
      @skyknight3621 5 лет назад +7

      Gimpli LOL IM DEAD

    • @Hideyoshi1991
      @Hideyoshi1991 5 лет назад +4

      Do you mean the Anime Interregnum?

  • @atticusthegremlin3239
    @atticusthegremlin3239 5 лет назад +2535

    “Oh hey, how’d you hurt your hand?”
    *”racially insensitive pottery”*

  • @isetmfriendsofire
    @isetmfriendsofire 3 года назад +505

    I can't believe there was one person getting to watch Ian slicing his wrist open with an object that was actually theirs 2 years ago.

    • @2winks538
      @2winks538 2 года назад +23

      And what a power trip it must be

    • @graealex
      @graealex 4 месяца назад +1

      He's no God if he can bleed.

  • @froge6652
    @froge6652 4 года назад +987

    “Oh no what happens to your hand?”
    “Oh uh yeah about that....... I kinda sorta maybe mighta...... slitmywristwithraciallyinsensitivepottery”

  • @Berd
    @Berd 5 лет назад +1487

    miss't you

    • @jjca882
      @jjca882 5 лет назад +22

      Berd what are you doing here you should watch your candy store!!

    • @raceme2h3ll
      @raceme2h3ll 5 лет назад +3

      Lol berd wut u doing on idubbbz

    • @BubbIeNuggs
      @BubbIeNuggs 5 лет назад +1

      Berd NOTICE ME SEMPI

    • @BubbIeNuggs
      @BubbIeNuggs 5 лет назад

      Berd HOWIES FUCKING DEAD GUYS (that’s from the fortnite berd episode)

    • @opachkii
      @opachkii 5 лет назад

      Your flamingo video is dog nutz

  • @TheBackyardScientist
    @TheBackyardScientist 5 лет назад +3743

    Hey Backyard, Science here. Today were pouring molten science on iDubbbz

  • @ryanmoore7283
    @ryanmoore7283 4 года назад +277

    I draw pictures
    I P A I N T P I C T U R E S

    • @bamwamsam69
      @bamwamsam69 3 года назад +1

      What is it from please answer

    • @BB_038
      @BB_038 3 года назад +3

      1:27

    • @roguebanana2683
      @roguebanana2683 3 года назад

      Possible reference to the painting episode?

  • @cup6024
    @cup6024 4 года назад +748

    The racist vase is certainly not happy with you.

    • @oof8279
      @oof8279 4 года назад +12

      Jonas Bangahm bad juju
      That shit was meant to break geez

    • @TooLatePeople
      @TooLatePeople 4 года назад +7

      the jew has been punished

    • @voss5193
      @voss5193 3 года назад +2

      The race vase

    • @barndog2145
      @barndog2145 3 года назад +1

      How is it racist? I genuinely don’t know maybe because I’m not from America

    • @ojajnumberone
      @ojajnumberone 3 года назад +6

      @@barndog2145 it’s a stereotype

  • @CircleToonsHD
    @CircleToonsHD 5 лет назад +4169

    So glad to see your mental state has gotten good enough to return to this series
    can't wait for it to be broken soon again

  • @FLAMEntertainment
    @FLAMEntertainment 5 лет назад +1352

    Idubbbz smashing racism, then injures himself.

    • @8Forrest8Gump8
      @8Forrest8Gump8 5 лет назад +35

      Funjumper this is what’s vox isn’t reporting on

    • @lieberte
      @lieberte 5 лет назад +4

      coincidence?

    • @hammertusk1948
      @hammertusk1948 5 лет назад +7

      he spilled his demonitization sauce

    • @jstutes01
      @jstutes01 5 лет назад +2

      Funjumper Martin Luther King Jr. Who?

    • @rift3068
      @rift3068 5 лет назад +6

      *a small price to pay for salvation*

  • @christopherhunt4408
    @christopherhunt4408 4 года назад +87

    "I've had this shit for two years" *is surprised and mad about receiving a rotten egg

    • @beebob2877
      @beebob2877 2 года назад

      Mate how long do you think it takes for eggs to go bad

    • @christopherhunt4408
      @christopherhunt4408 2 года назад +3

      @@beebob2877 less than two years obviously

  • @BlessedmanPlaysMC
    @BlessedmanPlaysMC 4 года назад +353

    Just realized that I’m literally watching this a year later.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +2581

    African pottery is my favorite Sceance subject

  • @PlasticGhoul
    @PlasticGhoul 5 лет назад +827

    “I cut my wrist on the racially insensitive piece of pottery”

    • @jackmccarthy2200
      @jackmccarthy2200 5 лет назад +10

      A Neal got some bad juju in it

    • @benfaxon1275
      @benfaxon1275 4 года назад +2

      A Neal I’m Making that my yearbook quote

  • @arbiter-
    @arbiter- 4 года назад +177

    wears gloves when opening packages from fans
    eats a completely rotten strawberry, hair cake, sewer chicken, pig toenails, rotten eggs and doesn't bat an eye

    • @dylancleverdon486
      @dylancleverdon486 3 года назад +3

      and spray paint many times

    • @ManWithAMask_
      @ManWithAMask_ 3 года назад +15

      But he knows where all that stuff is coming from. With packages from sick motherfuckers on the internet, he doesn’t want to catch AIDS or some shit.

    • @streetpeter3210
      @streetpeter3210 3 года назад +8

      Rotten eggs weren't rotten, they were century eggs. Rest of the stuff, valid.

    • @Akunai_
      @Akunai_ 3 года назад +3

      His immune system is on fucking life support

    • @war.helmets9636
      @war.helmets9636 3 года назад

      That should really tell u something about the packages he gets.

  • @cxvqa
    @cxvqa 4 года назад +135

    5:58 I can’t stop repeating it

    • @someoneontheinternet13
      @someoneontheinternet13 4 года назад +5

      Pikachu same I don’t know why I find it so fucking funny.

    • @annna1929
      @annna1929 4 года назад +2

      Pikachu i thought it wuz just me i fukin lost it

    • @cxvqa
      @cxvqa 4 года назад

      some guy on the internet Yeah

    • @cxvqa
      @cxvqa 4 года назад

      anna lentz Lol so good

    • @drdarksapien8295
      @drdarksapien8295 3 года назад +1

      7:00

  • @SlimFishins
    @SlimFishins 5 лет назад +530

    Him being cut by the racist vase is more than Tana Mongeau has ever done in the "fight against racism"

    • @maahrooreekee4295
      @maahrooreekee4295 5 лет назад +2

      why is it a racist vase?

    • @mokshalotionshow8123
      @mokshalotionshow8123 5 лет назад +1

      Check me out baabbbyyyy

    • @lini0024
      @lini0024 5 лет назад +7

      It has art of a presumably black person with their skin being the actual color black which is something that people do in blackface or would draw for racist cartoons. I think the drawing also had very pronounced lips which is also racially insensitive.

    • @elwoodg29
      @elwoodg29 5 лет назад +5

      lini002 and them eating watermelon which is a very old racial stereotype

    • @arthurkal5892
      @arthurkal5892 5 лет назад

      sorry for ruining the "420" lol

  • @johnr7910
    @johnr7910 5 лет назад +507

    Imagine shitting in a box and sending it to your favorite youtuber just for him to open it 2 years later.

    • @baileycypher7040
      @baileycypher7040 5 лет назад +21

      John R you sly dog we all knew you did it

    • @cracksuperman
      @cracksuperman 5 лет назад +3

      You'd be a piece of shit.

    • @awoo21
      @awoo21 5 лет назад +3

      First time a yt comment made me laugh

    • @higherquality
      @higherquality 10 месяцев назад

      I lost it at "favorite'

  • @internetstealers2731
    @internetstealers2731 4 года назад +246

    pot: *doesnt break after being hit with a knee, but breaks when being tapped a bit less harder than hitting it with the knee*

    • @internetstealers2731
      @internetstealers2731 4 года назад +1

      thanks for 83 likes every one! i really appreciate it! :D

    • @tash5316
      @tash5316 4 года назад +4

      @@internetstealers2731 you ruined your comment

    • @internetstealers2731
      @internetstealers2731 4 года назад +1

      Indeed, i have, i shall never do it again....
      I think

  • @maybe3xcesive742
    @maybe3xcesive742 4 года назад +138

    7:19-7:22
    I was listening with head phones on and Not watching video and I died

  • @LucasTorresDJC
    @LucasTorresDJC 5 лет назад +2867

    hey thats pretty good.
    It's a shame that all the people who have already sent them must have died

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 лет назад +1725

    There’s a bad unboxing, but is there a worse unboxing

    • @Dec9pitateddd
      @Dec9pitateddd 5 лет назад +11

      And there is a worst unboxing, but then... There is a horrible unboxing

    • @kentboslice
      @kentboslice 5 лет назад +5

      Well atleast its a bad unboxing

    • @gus4198
      @gus4198 5 лет назад +3

      Dëmön12 Ø and there’s a horrible unboxing, but is there a terrible unboxing

    • @dysondyson9524
      @dysondyson9524 5 лет назад

      kremit the frog is the new Justin Y

    • @acaribouintheattic8345
      @acaribouintheattic8345 5 лет назад +2

      And there's a terrible unboxing, but is there a horrendous unboxing?

  • @BigIggy
    @BigIggy 4 года назад +48

    "At least one for 2019"
    End of 2019: -1 dubie poops

  • @ToweringBog9889
    @ToweringBog9889 4 года назад +30

    Best death:
    Death by racially insensitive pottery

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 лет назад +2232

    That’s how wrists work.

  • @Yoububehahaha
    @Yoububehahaha 5 лет назад +749

    5:10
    This would've never happened if you had worn your E.T. safety glove.

    • @koatam
      @koatam 5 лет назад +14

      It's okay, he can still use it to heal his wound. Just like in the movie.

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 5 лет назад +1

      Koatam I swear I thought it was an Infinity Gauntlet

  • @brocklee6097
    @brocklee6097 4 года назад +50

    Where’s that promised 2019 content cop u count

  • @couchpringles8597
    @couchpringles8597 4 года назад +36

    Idubbbz: whacks vase off of knee
    Vase: doesn’t brake
    Idubbbz: gently hits vase
    Vase: *B R E A C C*

  • @LilSmoky92
    @LilSmoky92 5 лет назад +1313

    BREAKING RACISM INTO PIECES WITH HIS OWN HAND EVEN IF IT MEANS BLEEDING OUT OF HIS WRISTS. God damn even Ian is totally in 2019 now.

  • @GadgetViper
    @GadgetViper 5 лет назад +1175

    I truly thought you were going to succeed in crushing that football helmet, your forearms looked powerful for a split second.

    • @thomie4259
      @thomie4259 5 лет назад +1

      Man EPIC!

    • @kirsteniskindafunny
      @kirsteniskindafunny 5 лет назад

      @@Oneproplayer I liked the monkey one :))))

    • @wrathofvaughn9309
      @wrathofvaughn9309 5 лет назад +4

      @@Oneproplayer Like if people don't pay much attention to you in real life so you seek it out through likes on RUclips comments.

  • @sophiecook8268
    @sophiecook8268 8 месяцев назад +8

    I truly believe the reason that thing cut him was because it was cursed

    • @redcrispyfruit
      @redcrispyfruit 8 месяцев назад +5

      it afflicted him with white guilt fr

    • @Garjahn
      @Garjahn 3 месяца назад +1

      It was foreshadowing. He worries so much about his audience hurting him, but in the end he's the one who hurts himself.

  • @connorfrarey1465
    @connorfrarey1465 3 года назад +12

    “This episode was meant to be about science...”
    *Immeadiately gashes palm open*

  • @speedyyeety
    @speedyyeety 5 лет назад +855

    *“sometimes, life isn’t complicated. its just a toaster.” -idubbbz, 2019*

  • @Yumi
    @Yumi 5 лет назад +1088

    We have been BLESSED

  • @liamkelly4003
    @liamkelly4003 4 года назад +12

    6:40 oh that was an interesting sound

  • @megaroo6110
    @megaroo6110 4 года назад +14

    It legit took me a good 3 minutes before I realized he put a wig on. I had to go back to see when he did it.

  • @nickm7197
    @nickm7197 5 лет назад +671

    Wow Idubbbz hated all the stuff so much, he tried too commit suicide on the racially insensitive pottery.

  • @babybunny5793
    @babybunny5793 5 лет назад +4115

    "So I cut my wrist open pretty bad on the racially insensitive bit of pottery down there..."

    • @zethfischer2193
      @zethfischer2193 5 лет назад +46

      Yes kanye very cool

    • @ArtichoJo
      @ArtichoJo 5 лет назад +6

      471 likes and only 1 comment, how the fuck?

    • @gutsontrees
      @gutsontrees 5 лет назад +16

      Maybe it's the aunt jemima water dispenser

    • @pyrofoxx1367
      @pyrofoxx1367 5 лет назад +38

      "I'm not gonna touch that anymore, I think that's got some baaad... juju in it."

    • @KatastrophicNoodle
      @KatastrophicNoodle 4 года назад +11

      @@ArtichoJo Maybe some people can just enjoy things without having to comment their stupid opinion on it.

  • @portalfire3719
    @portalfire3719 4 года назад +195

    "So I cut my wrist open pretty bad on the racially insensitive bit of *poverty* down there"

    • @aslightlydisappointingsala8708
      @aslightlydisappointingsala8708 4 года назад +4

      *pottery

    • @portalfire3719
      @portalfire3719 4 года назад +13

      @@aslightlydisappointingsala8708 Thank you, we would have never figured that out without you.

    • @aslightlydisappointingsala8708
      @aslightlydisappointingsala8708 4 года назад +4

      fire i know

    • @redddyvistora8620
      @redddyvistora8620 3 года назад +1

      @@aslightlydisappointingsala8708 ian said poverty not pottery

    • @portalfire3719
      @portalfire3719 3 года назад

      @@redddyvistora8620 idubbbz didn’t but, it’s a play on words. i wouldn’t have made the word bold or mentioned poverty if the figure that was on the pot wasn’t on there.

  • @XenderCastRemy
    @XenderCastRemy 4 года назад +15

    “Life isn’t complicated, its just a toaster”
    -iDubbbzTV

    • @XenderCastRemy
      @XenderCastRemy 4 года назад

      I can’t believe people still watch this

  • @Magustheboi
    @Magustheboi 5 лет назад +289

    *Young virgin spills blood for sceance*

  • @c0br4-themoon3
    @c0br4-themoon3 5 лет назад +1460

    sometimes , life isn´t complicated , *it's just a toaster*
    *iDubbbzTV - 2019*

    • @Username246.
      @Username246. 5 лет назад +1

      *Alan MacMasters would like to know your location*

    • @art-oq1pi
      @art-oq1pi 5 лет назад +2

      *B R E A D*

    • @jasont4745
      @jasont4745 5 лет назад

      i like it

    • @RNG_Lemon
      @RNG_Lemon 5 лет назад

      you never know. toasters are dangerous

    • @erinlopez5344
      @erinlopez5344 5 лет назад

      Valuable lesson.

  • @TaticalGunsmith
    @TaticalGunsmith 4 года назад +12

    2:37 how he moves his eyes make me laugh

  • @kingohh5065
    @kingohh5065 Год назад +8

    Miss this guy lmao

  • @kristoferschirmacher7232
    @kristoferschirmacher7232 5 лет назад +585

    *”sometimes, life isn’t complicated. It’s just a toaster”*

  • @iDubbbzTV
    @iDubbbzTV  5 лет назад +9525

    Hell yea

  • @ottovonbismarck1898
    @ottovonbismarck1898 4 года назад +5

    This is by far one of my most favorite videos, stay positive Ian

  • @Mr_Chunk
    @Mr_Chunk 4 года назад +8

    iDubbz: The picture here seems to be a picture
    Hm, the floor here seems to be made of floor

  • @chrisalfaro667
    @chrisalfaro667 5 лет назад +889

    “Sometimes life isn’t complicated, it’s just a toaster” -iDubbbz 8:51

    • @Beefaroni_Bert
      @Beefaroni_Bert 5 лет назад

      "this is simply epic"
      ~Also Idubbbz, 2019

    • @juicyj75
      @juicyj75 5 лет назад +2

      I'm putting that shit on my gravestone

    • @j9rd115
      @j9rd115 5 лет назад

      Disclaimer: the following message is not related to the comment or the video and is meant for idubbbz and is not affiliated with seeking attention
      Idubbbz, I have a request. Maybe you can help a fellow RUclipsr out. Maybe you are a good man who can give me some exposure, because no matter what content I upload, RUclips does not recommend my videos. If I make a video by talking to the camera like you do so that I can prove myself and send it to you so that you can review it and upload it to your account if you want to, it means that my content, which is your content if you upload it, cannot possibly have anything to do with copyright whatsoever

    • @zer0byzer029
      @zer0byzer029 5 лет назад

      But what if life *was* complicated and you got a bear shit covered fetus

  • @0subsWith0vidsChallenge
    @0subsWith0vidsChallenge 5 лет назад +1376

    9:53 You needed 7 more seconds.
    *Remembers idubbzz never gets ads.*

    • @filthydani2254
      @filthydani2254 5 лет назад +2

      0 Subscribers With No Videos Challenge how dare you spell his name wrong

    • @lmrpsychoticl7908
      @lmrpsychoticl7908 5 лет назад +2

      Lol howd u get al those subs

    • @chaseyourdream1930
      @chaseyourdream1930 5 лет назад +2

      Say the n word i must

    • @erizo.cosmico
      @erizo.cosmico 5 лет назад +1

      He wasnt going to get the money bc he showed a jar with a black dude, and thats R A C I S T

    • @katcano4474
      @katcano4474 5 лет назад

      @@chaseyourdream1930 say that, you can not. For it is razist

  • @cow16
    @cow16 2 года назад +2

    Bring back bad unboxing

  • @lykanno5137
    @lykanno5137 4 года назад +7

    “Just goes to show you life isn’t always complicated, sometimes it’s just a toaster.”
    ~IDubbz 2019

  • @RandomiZerr
    @RandomiZerr 5 лет назад +804

    Ian looks and acts more and more like a retired grandpa with nothing to do

    • @SpaztasticTV
      @SpaztasticTV 5 лет назад +11

      He isn't? Next bad unboxing is going to be titled "Bad Unboxing - Grandpa Edition"

    • @joetheginger8750
      @joetheginger8750 5 лет назад +1

      Because that's litterly what he is

  • @__-xl1zi
    @__-xl1zi 5 лет назад +440

    "Yeah I could see why you'd wanna get rid of this"

  • @victoriavalentine2447
    @victoriavalentine2447 2 года назад +3

    2:36 not gonna lie that caught me off guard🤣

  • @Cherry-bq4oh
    @Cherry-bq4oh 5 лет назад

    Somehow i missed all these episodes. Love ya Idubbbz

  • @PigCake
    @PigCake 5 лет назад +496

    i hope you got that puppy i sent you

  • @joerippafromholland9836
    @joerippafromholland9836 4 года назад +6

    when he said skull vodka I immediately think of the one dan Aykroyd made.

    • @olivre9872
      @olivre9872 4 года назад

      ItsMeLMLP YT hon hon hon, a fellow JonTron fan

  • @jonathandoe7147
    @jonathandoe7147 3 года назад +1

    It's amazing how fast a bad unboxing video ages.

  • @elliotmerry3889
    @elliotmerry3889 5 лет назад +540

    Only youtuber to keep the video 7 seconds under 10 mins

    • @sunnohh
      @sunnohh 5 лет назад +7

      Elliot Merry yeah fuck off money is nice

    • @daddyomar6166
      @daddyomar6166 5 лет назад +43

      Elliot Merry most of his videos get mostly demonized

    • @Bigman-ff6eo
      @Bigman-ff6eo 5 лет назад +2

      Can’t get ads anyway

    • @coldschooI
      @coldschooI 5 лет назад +26

      @@daddyomar6166 they're not bad enough to be demonized but I could see them getting demonetized.

    • @D1sc0rd-
      @D1sc0rd- 5 лет назад

      Normal EU4 player How does that happen?

  • @frenchgentlemen1047
    @frenchgentlemen1047 5 лет назад +526

    Idubbz finally got cut by his own edginess

    • @Sirlankeylot
      @Sirlankeylot 5 лет назад

      Yeah it was a wrist he had to take

  • @FunkyPants097
    @FunkyPants097 3 года назад +4

    "...Sometimes life isn't complicated, it's just a toaster"
    -iDubbzTV 2019

  • @jackryan2612
    @jackryan2612 4 года назад +5

    7:19 close eyes

  • @EpreTroll
    @EpreTroll 5 лет назад +2628

    Jesus christ dude, porcelain is super sharp when broken, can be sharper than glass. You don't just break that shit with your bare hands lmao. I actually know a person who accidentally slid her wrist artery when doing the dishes when a plate broke and the blood fkn spewed out of her wrist and she had to go to the ER immediately. You're lucky man jesus, watch out

    • @MS-37
      @MS-37 5 лет назад +12

      EpreTroll Dam

    • @kairussell7372
      @kairussell7372 5 лет назад +129

      My uncle was moving a porcelain statute that he dropped. He went down to try to catch it as it was dropping. A piece of the statue bounced hit him in his wrist and he turned into a fountain. He only partially cut the artery in his wrist. The cut Idubbz just got was awfully close that artery too.

    • @Everik-ct6pg
      @Everik-ct6pg 5 лет назад +371

      We're talking about a guy who crawled in a sewer with broken glass to get a jar o pickles

    • @kaseinpoopie9140
      @kaseinpoopie9140 5 лет назад +35

      oh my god dude. i actually wanna know if she was okay. also, thanks man. i won’t break pottery with my bare hands.

    • @meneerbeer4518
      @meneerbeer4518 5 лет назад +24

      Porcelain is sharp? Oh dude thanks for the hands up. He almost cut his wrist on the porcelain! You are an actual hero

  • @Biskwyy
    @Biskwyy 5 лет назад +343

    Cursed vase and the demon entered ian through his blood.

    • @cevlapod
      @cevlapod 5 лет назад +17

      next content cop will be on god

  • @haiasi5566
    @haiasi5566 2 года назад +1

    “Sometimes life isn’t complicated, it’s just a toaster” thats my senior quote

  • @egnisaboss_7770
    @egnisaboss_7770 4 года назад +2

    8:52
    True words of wisdom spoken
    “sometimes life isn’t complicated its just a toaster” - IDubbz

  • @krinniv7898
    @krinniv7898 5 лет назад +284

    "...Daniel Tosh of RUclips." "That's about as much as I need to hear." dead.

    • @nes2459
      @nes2459 5 лет назад +1

      LMAO

    • @TheSolBlader
      @TheSolBlader 5 лет назад +1

      That's giving that unfunny fuck way too much credit

  • @FergusGriggs
    @FergusGriggs 5 лет назад +703

    5:15 Hey guys, suicide dubbbz here

  • @leonmayne797
    @leonmayne797 5 лет назад +1

    Adding bloody injury detail to the list of mature content Idubbbz channel contains.

  • @pinkcarrots5529
    @pinkcarrots5529 4 года назад +1

    whenever i stay up past 1am i always get the urge to rewatch these videos...

  • @paulbailey8193
    @paulbailey8193 5 лет назад +424

    “Ronald Weasley eating a chicken wing.” I’m just gonna take that out of context and make it my grad quote.

    • @shrek2andgoku
      @shrek2andgoku 5 лет назад +4

      don't do it snotty boy your better than this

    • @Lu22H
      @Lu22H 5 лет назад

      the tale of the suicidal monk. Funny if you fucked off

    • @markeliseuson6289
      @markeliseuson6289 5 лет назад +1

      I like your profile pic from the movie barnyard

  • @thestomper
    @thestomper 5 лет назад +477

    Alright everybody, that is gonna have to do it for this years episode of bad unboxing.

  • @sleepe7224
    @sleepe7224 4 года назад +6

    "Sometimes life isn't complicated, it's just a toaster"

  • @jebwacca346
    @jebwacca346 4 года назад

    Best ep of bad unboxing

  • @jangisgand6140
    @jangisgand6140 5 лет назад +408

    “Today’s episode” more like “This years episode”

    • @romaniangp
      @romaniangp 5 лет назад +3

      Boba Fett oh word

    • @iancribbs5009
      @iancribbs5009 5 лет назад +1

      I somewhat appreciate the time between his uploads. He doesn't just upload content Willy nilly, so it's always the high quality trash that we all love. That and it makes me appreciate new uploads more.

    • @hommefataltaemin
      @hommefataltaemin 5 лет назад +1

      Ian cribbs it’s not like this kinda thing takes TOO much effort to make. I mean I def appreciate the way that he does it and his content is really special, but it would be awesome to get more uploads :)

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 5 лет назад +513

    dude, I love sceance. fizics is pretty good too.

  • @voltaixlux1697
    @voltaixlux1697 4 года назад +3

    Nobody:
    iDubbbz: Life is a toaster.

  • @HorseJoint
    @HorseJoint 4 года назад +38

    Im watching this at the end of 2019. ha

  • @daboi4676
    @daboi4676 5 лет назад +146

    Can’t wait for the next bad unboxing vid in the next 7 months

  • @Krzear
    @Krzear 5 лет назад +709

    Edgy vase if you ask me

    • @brayden._.samuel
      @brayden._.samuel 5 лет назад +1

      Krzear - Road to 1000 give it a ZUCC

    • @GLITCH_-.-
      @GLITCH_-.- 5 лет назад +6

      It's a bloody edgy vase, FFS!

    • @Sykronium
      @Sykronium 5 лет назад

      Well nobody asked you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏿

    • @niccnaccz9044
      @niccnaccz9044 5 лет назад

      I laughed and I liked it but then I noticed my mistake so I unliked it, but if I come back here and see that it has changed from 666 than I am liking it

  • @andyhoodward1553
    @andyhoodward1553 4 года назад +11

    Noboby:
    iDubbbz: Almost kills himself with pottery.

  • @chino6282
    @chino6282 3 года назад +2

    Your videos got me through a deep depression when I was in 7th grade

  • @lampfluid981
    @lampfluid981 5 лет назад +406

    The fact that he cut his wrist via racist pottery is pure idubbz

    • @el3usis622
      @el3usis622 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @cursed_arzine
      @cursed_arzine 5 лет назад +3

      3 b's, ho

    • @cloudthekell
      @cloudthekell 5 лет назад +1

      Trey Tessier how is it racist?

    • @storm1995
      @storm1995 5 лет назад +1

      @dark power its also a person who is pure black

    • @panameadeplm
      @panameadeplm 4 года назад

      @Comfy Diatribe black people eating watermelon is racist

  • @thenoory8559
    @thenoory8559 5 лет назад +557

    "Just goes to show you that, sometimes life isn't complicated, its just a toaster" - Ian 2k19

  • @isabelle4035
    @isabelle4035 4 года назад +4

    *bleeds* “oh shit.. *aggressively squeezes more blood out*

  • @fdsgfsdggsdfgfsdg2152
    @fdsgfsdggsdfgfsdg2152 Год назад +2

    bring back bad unboxing ! even tho i understand why you wouldn't want to do it anymore 🤣

  • @dburris718
    @dburris718 5 лет назад +120

    “Been sitting on these for two years”
    Maxmoefoe is rubbing off on Ian

    • @missingeye2947
      @missingeye2947 5 лет назад +6

      that video would get demonetized pretty quick

  • @koriklodri
    @koriklodri 5 лет назад +797

    6:07 welp, that resonates a bit too deeply with me.

    • @luketerry7519
      @luketerry7519 5 лет назад +122

      Bruh, were your parents high when they called you iain

    • @ztets4320
      @ztets4320 5 лет назад +33

      Lain

    • @xeonex5920
      @xeonex5920 4 года назад +9

      Ayayan 😂

    • @supmaidoods8753
      @supmaidoods8753 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @chrism1518
      @chrism1518 4 года назад +2

      You have the same name, albeit spelled differently, as a dude I went to school with we called Jack Off the Ass Raper.

  • @almightydoomgoose3499
    @almightydoomgoose3499 2 года назад +2

    “i will give yu rays-sis-pays-sis!”

  • @Moto_Medics
    @Moto_Medics 4 года назад +4

    9:22 right now, this is me on December 31st 2019 holding you accountable for content

  • @emmetbrady1053
    @emmetbrady1053 5 лет назад +268

    "I love sceance!"

    • @arghnoor
      @arghnoor 5 лет назад +1

      Did you spell sceance wrong, i see you edited it

    • @Nico-eb5mu
      @Nico-eb5mu 5 лет назад

      apertare sceance

    • @Demonetizedh8re
      @Demonetizedh8re 5 лет назад

      This is a Whoooosh waiting to happen

  • @TheKkkeeennnnnnyyy
    @TheKkkeeennnnnnyyy 5 лет назад +345

    In 2016 I sent you my thanksgiving dinner leftovers but you should probably throw them away since it’s been like 2 years.

    • @Deaboy-cm7sb
      @Deaboy-cm7sb 5 лет назад +11

      Wtf, for real?

    • @ragefacememeaholic5366
      @ragefacememeaholic5366 5 лет назад +10

      Looks like we are going on 3 years.

    • @coawperation
      @coawperation 5 лет назад +1

      rageface memeaholic still 2 years

    • @ZTheLastViking
      @ZTheLastViking 5 лет назад +20

      That fuckin turkey is gonna crawl out of the box and murder him

    • @Jixer
      @Jixer 5 лет назад +9

      Thats gonna be one hell of a moneyshot my dude :D

  • @louisc6391
    @louisc6391 4 года назад +6

    I wish edups would sit on my package for 2 years

  • @pichoff1423
    @pichoff1423 4 года назад +4

    "i need to wax my toes because they are growing quite harry" -ian