So you know, because liquid foods like eggs are mostly water, you can ballpark volumes to weight as 1L:1kg. Using this a large egg is about 50-60 grams or 1/5-1/4 cup of egg.
I've noticed in a couple of your recent vids, the audio has been super low but then gets louder in the non-sit down sections (like the cooking segments here was fine audio wise). I dunno if it's a recording, editing or youtube issue, but could you please have a look into it?
STRANGE. I AM ADDRESSING THIS TO YOU PERSONALLY BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. I ACCEPT WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT THE CAKE. I UNDERSTANR THAT IT IS EDIBLE. BUT I WANT TO KNOW IF MORE SUGAR REALLY QORKS. MANY HAVE HYPOTHESIZED BUT NONE HABE DONE IT. I PRAY TO YOU. SHOW ME WHAT IT TASTES LIKE WITH MORE SUGAR. 2X SUGAR. 3X SUGAR. WHAT IS THE MINIMUM SUGAR TO MAKE THE VANILLA CAKE GOOD. I HAVE TO KNOW. PLEASE DO THIS EXPERIMENT FOR US. I AMS ORRY MY CAPS KEY IS BROKEN.
Suddenly I’m reminded of “I thought this said TWO CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the Pillsbury Doughboy’s butthole for an hour”
something i feel the need to emphasize is that you cant actually see the results of the poll until you vote on it. it was all of us collectively going "people probably havent put vanilla extract in here, cant go wrong with a lil-- oohhhhHHHHH NOOOO???" as a vanilla extract voter before the poll blew up, the absolute jumpscare that was the fucking vanilla extract ratio was one of the best things to happen on this site
Kristen took a sip of her beer at one point and I was horrified thinking she took a swig of straight vanilla extract, but I was relieved when I realized she didn't. Only for her to indeed take a swig of straight vanilla extract like 2 minutes later.
A college professor (psychology) once told a story about this woman he knew that drank two bottles of vanilla extract every day, to get tipsy. She was very dedicated to this addiction, but very embarrassed by it. She went as far as to make a monthly schedule and accompanying map to organize which stores she would buy vanilla extract at on which day. She wouldn't shop in the same store in the same month or in the same town in the same week, because she didn't want any single individual recognizing her and finding out how much vanilla extract she buys. She even scheduled different times of the day to shop, so she wouldn't run into the same employees. I'm sure she would love this recipe.
Something tells me there are more efficient, cheaper ways to get tipsy that don't require eleborate schemes to sneakily buy ungodly quantities of vanilla extract
@@mynamejeff3545 I remember seeing a video of this guy who drank straight up hand sanitizer (it was a documentary style video of this person going into a program to become sober) and saw a comment that I think could apply to this too. They said it could be a type of "process addiction," which means they actually get a high from collecting the materials maybe even more than getting drunk in it's own...thaat could explain the whole operation they go through, instead of just going and buying alcohol.
As a small child I used to ask to try vanilla extract while my mom was baking so she finally gave me a tsp thinking it would shut me up. Jokes on her because I liked it. I also drank vinegar, so she should have known
literally just finished a bag of kettle brand slat n vinegar chips…that i also dipped in malt vinegar. If loving vinegar is wrong I dont want to be right
I will forever remember this video as the one that was playing when I somehow dropped my phone BEHIND my oven and couldn’t get it out for what felt like forever. I was listening to you both exclaiming about how weird assembling the cake was, your muffled voices echoing from the oven while I swore, shook my phone loose from where it was trapped, and jammed a broom under the oven to retrieve my phone, hoping to not die of electrocution. Very memorable, 10/10
I agree. There was one poll (I think it went around the aro/ace community) where the advice given to someone who was on the receiving end of undesired flirtation was to drown them in vanilla extract, rather than, say, anything reasonable
i like that you cut in with "twelve seconds later" but didn't skip any of the counting, implying it took you twelve seconds to measure the thirteenth teaspoon of vanilla extract
@@Jacob-Sophia I'd be kinda worried about hydrogen cyanide with almond extract, but i guess that's only bitter almonds and not in FDA- approved extracts :D (im not american, don't judge if the fda doesn't do that pleeez :) )
the funniest thing about it to me is that i havent seen the cake poll and thought the whole vanilla extract meme was bc of the 'lets make a human being' fma inspired poll
the cake poll apeared on my dash and i didn't think much about it voted eggs scrolled down to see the next post and then i saw the vast realm of vanilla extract memes
Me too! I only joined Tumblr a little more than a month ago, so being able to witness a tumblrism spawn in real time within the first month of my arrival has been a delight :D
For anyone else planning to embark on tsp based culinary adventures: (By volume) 1 tsp ≈ 5 ml 3 tsp = 1 Tbsp 2 Tbsp = 1 fl oz 8 fl oz = 1 cup = 16 Tbsp = 48 tsp ≈ 237 ml Godspeed if you need gallon conversions for vanilla extract
I literally got an anon telling me to add vanilla extract to the boyfriend tsunami poll. At that point the poll was days old so I couldn't edit it but other polls were irrevocably damaged by this meme. That being that the boyfriend won.
I used to be obsessed with telling my friends not to drink vanilla extract. I had a cooking class and the teacher said "would anyone like to take a spoonful of vanilla extract?" And everyone told me not to. That was the day I realized something smelling good will not equal it tasting good.
@@TarisLuna as a person with pica (not medically diagnosed but i eat wood, pencil lead, soap, my own skin and other stuff from my own body (its an auto-cannibalistic thing but that doesnt matter), paper, bricks, rocks, ice etc) and it tastes good idk what ure talking abt
Well, every year for Thanksgiving, my dad roasts entire heads of garlic. We all eat the garlic on bread with a bit of goat cheese. It’s kind of our iconic appetizer. Garlic is good.
i once used two cups of vanilla in chocolate chip cookies because my dad wouldnt take me to the optometrist to pick up my glasses and i misread caps as cups
I dont blame you for misreading it. Who the heck says caps rather than just giving the amount in tsp or tbsp? Baking is all about precise measurements. Maybe it’s more common than I think, but that’s just inviting miscommunication
@@ma.2089 i think it was meant to be like. two caps as in the cap of the bottle but thats still stupid just measuring spoons. like i have a half teaspoon one thatd work
Funny, I found this video the day before my birthday! The part where Strange said that, if it’s the viewer’s birthday, then this is the party and said viewer can’t leave caught me slightly off guard XD
I made a tumblr account in 2019 and just forgot about it. Never posted or even looked at it. I finally remembered it and decided to see what was going on. Vanilla extract was going on.
I made my account in 2020, maybe 2021, in hopes to win an art contest during quarantine, came back for the Spiderman NWH pathetic meow meow apocalypse, and stayed ever since 😭
As a pastry chef this horrifies me, because the poll adjusts the percentages to keep it all added up to 100% you could easily covert this “recipe” into metric by simply changing the percentage value into grams, so for every 100 grams there’s only 8 grams of sugar, 6 grams of baking powder, and 44 grams of vanilla extract, that would be acrid, bitter, and just feral 😖
the texture, much shorter cooking time/cooking method, and amt of vanilla might still make it pretty difficult to make enjoyable enough crepes, whether its topped with stuff or not tbh
god i could not imagine the smell of the vanilla extract cake. it’s literally that one post where someone accidentally heated two cups of vanilla extract.
@@sharpeningtheaxei have before, but my memory is shit (like to a medical disorder degree i think) so i forgot how it tastes and im really tempted to try it again, but i made the mistake of telling my mom its 40% alcohol so we have non in the house
i got there right after; i saw the memes and had no idea what happened it was just vanilla extract all over and i couldn't figure out where it came from.... this video saved me
Same, I was so worried lmao. One of my cats has literally done this to herself because she has the impulse control of a severely ADHD preschooler, so I was telling the screen "no babies, unsafe!"
I do understand the concern but that's an induction stove. Unless the cat stepped on the pan while she was cooking, once she removed it and turned off the stovetop, it would basically immediately cool off
now there is a detail that could actually save this cake. at least over here in germany, there is two types of vanilla extract. one is the classic as seen in this video, the other is made of concentate. it is esentially the normal extract concentrated into a paste then thinned back down with syrup so it has little to no alcohol and its thicc because of the high sugar content. id bet itd make this an edible, maybe even enjoyable cake because ive taken a swig of this kind of vanilla extract before, and while extremely vanilly, it was actually pretty tasty.
Very much appreciated Strange's 2000's teen magazine shirt taking me straight back to being 8 and completely desperate for the attention of a cool older girl and convinced that it was for completely heterosexual reasons. I can taste the packaged cheap lip gloss and feeling of being in her treehouse, obsessed with her lips totally because of the cool magazine lip gloss and definitely not because I wanted to kiss her as the good Christian heterosexual I was
I walked into my friend's older step sister half naked watching twilight (the second one maybe?) And promptly closed my eyes and ran into the wall, slamming my nose and causing a nose bleed. Amen, Slay, So Long and Goodnight, etc
YOU HAVE THE BOY MAGAZINE MCR SHIRT TOO!??? I got mine at a concert!! It’s one of my favorites because pink is my favorite color and mcr is one of my favorite bands!! So I can finally wear them together! :D
Going to be honest, if we don't get a series where it's just you and your girlfriend chaotically cooking a meal together, I'm gonna riot, these are the highlights of my life.
I saw the cake poll shortly after it was posted voted for vanilla extract cuz I like vanilla, saw that everyone was voting for it and just knew that it would be the next big meme on the level on goncharov. I love when Tumblr runs a joke into the ground.
my mom makes vanilla extract from scratch, just fresh vanilla beans and vodka and then a fermenting period. i grew up with this, so i can even taste unnatural vanilla in baked goods too. i didnt even realize you could buy vanilla extract until i was in like middle school. you are a brave soldier for this
It’s not fermenting lol. Steeping or infusing is the word you’re looking for. Fermenting is a very specific process of controlled rot using probiotics, used in things like sauerkraut and kombucha.
Watching you measure out 24 teaspoons nearly killed me lmao. 3 tsp = 1 Tbsp so you could have just put in 8 tablespoons. And there are two tablespoons in an ounce so you could have just used a liquid measure for four fl oz (aka 1/2 cup).
I fully have a unit conversion magnet on the fridge for this purpose. Also why the continual removal of the 1/8 cup from measuring cup sets annoys me. They're useful!
@@Eloraurora I have similar issue with measuring spoons!! Where are all the 1/8 teaspoons dammit! For baking slow rise doughs (like overnight), they really only need a teeny _tiny_ amount of yeast, I refuse to waste anything! I'm poor and using 2X to 5X the amount adds up! 💸 Nooo come back money! 😭
I paused the video at the beginning of the vanilla measuring just to see if anyone else had commented this. They had literally just talked about conversions when measuring eggs!
The polls system on tumblr is the best thing ever. I like making "Let's make a [anything from an afterschool club to a zombie apocalypse survival]" and it's so fun. I never see this much fun on twitter with their poll system.
Seeing Pink Sugar in the ad gave me flashbacks, I used that every day for like all three years of middle school. I smell it now and it immediately teleports me back in time like that scene in ratatouille
I used to keep a secret bottle of diluted, mildly sugared vanilla extract to sip when my parents couldn't see me, so color me... intrigued? Concerned? Tempted? Who the hell knows.
Fun fact, "Artificial" vanilla is only artificial because of how you get it, not because of what it is. It contains the same compounds and vanilla extract. and no, it no longer contains extracts from beaver glands.
Not true. Fake vanilla is mostly vanillin which is one of the compounds that gives vanilla its flavor, but there are so many more compounds in vanilla than just vanillin. Real vanilla is a little more complex than fake vanilla
@@Anindeterminateamountofbees And yet unless you're drinking it directly those compounds are cooked off and the placebo effect is why it "Tastes better."
10:37 "i am taking away the vanilla extract and i'm putting it on the top shelf where you can't reach it" bold of you to assume i won't climb on the countertop to reach the top shelf
The look your girlfriend was giving towards the end of the vanilla extract counting was 100% the "I love this person, this is my person, very annoying person right now, but whom I very much Love" Sometimes you just gotta pull the, "wha-huh-but why?"
i love how i always happen to open tumblr when something big is going around, and never at any other time. i updated my app so i could view the vanilla cake poll. before that, i logged on for goncharov, and before that i believe was november 5th (we all know what year lmao). i don’t know how i’ve managed this
Oh my god when I saw this poll for the first time after I could finally stop laughing I told my girlfriend "I hope Strange Aeons makes the vanilla extract cake". I knew you wouldn't let us down thank you so much for this gift 🙏
I went to school for Chemistry, and in Organic Chemistry, in a lab project where we got to pick something we synthesised, my partner and I picked Vanillin, aka fake vanilla flavour. I am pretty sure no human should consume that much vanilla/Vanillin, even though I'm guessing most of it would be reduced, but godspeed, Strange. I love vanilla, but I am absolutely fascinated by how ~unholy~ this must taste.
teya i am giggling so hard at "if i posted this on your birthday, happy birthday. this is your party now, you can't leave" (5:12) thank you for your hard work, brave soldier. this video has also made me realise that since rejoining tumblr i have not followed you which is practically blasphemy so i shall do that now
5:13 You did post this on my Birthday actually so thank you! Edit: OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE MY IMMORTAL SPECIAL, CONGRATULATIONS ON 1 MIL Looking forward to it!
@@thatsdisco it's the ship name for Gideon and Harrow from the Locked Tomb series! Very good books if you like lesbians and complex science fantasy mysteries
The costco vanilla extract is what the og user who actually made the cake used, its much cheaper, 10$ for a big bottle. Ive had the same bottle for a year now, its BIG.
When I first saw this post I voted for sugar or smth and when the results showed up I was MORTIFIED The next I was caught off guard with stew ingredients and didn’t see vanilla extract which would prevail at the very bottom of the post The next one was literally just a whole poll where every single fucking option was vanilla extract and I accepted my fate
New comfort video there's something quite calming in remembering the fact that not only one but two people have attempted to make the vanilla extract tumblr cake
I also have and adore the Boy Zone MCR shirt, I saw it at the merch table at Riotfest and instantly knew it had to be mine! Also I voted flour because somebody had to try and make a real cake.
I remember coming across that poll, reading each of the options before seeing vanilla extract at the bottom. I immediately knew that everyone had voted for that and I should too. Glad to see what my terrible choices have helped yield.
I always love when you and Kristin are doing stuff like this together, always a good time :) , like, it just puts me in a good mood. Congrats on the 1million subs!
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So you know, because liquid foods like eggs are mostly water, you can ballpark volumes to weight as 1L:1kg. Using this a large egg is about 50-60 grams or 1/5-1/4 cup of egg.
I need the MCR BoyZone shirt
I've noticed in a couple of your recent vids, the audio has been super low but then gets louder in the non-sit down sections (like the cooking segments here was fine audio wise). I dunno if it's a recording, editing or youtube issue, but could you please have a look into it?
Did it
STRANGE. I AM ADDRESSING THIS TO YOU PERSONALLY BECAUSE I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW. I ACCEPT WHAT PEOPLE SAY ABOUT THE CAKE. I UNDERSTANR THAT IT IS EDIBLE. BUT I WANT TO KNOW IF MORE SUGAR REALLY QORKS. MANY HAVE HYPOTHESIZED BUT NONE HABE DONE IT. I PRAY TO YOU. SHOW ME WHAT IT TASTES LIKE WITH MORE SUGAR. 2X SUGAR. 3X SUGAR. WHAT IS THE MINIMUM SUGAR TO MAKE THE VANILLA CAKE GOOD. I HAVE TO KNOW. PLEASE DO THIS EXPERIMENT FOR US. I AMS ORRY MY CAPS KEY IS BROKEN.
Suddenly I’m reminded of “I thought this said TWO CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the Pillsbury Doughboy’s butthole for an hour”
TWO CUPS 😭😭😭
that's exactly what I thought of
Thank you for reminding me this exists I needed that
that post was truly ahead of its time, but not in a way that prevented it being funny then, just extra funny in retrospect
it was definitely more than an hour.
something i feel the need to emphasize is that you cant actually see the results of the poll until you vote on it. it was all of us collectively going "people probably havent put vanilla extract in here, cant go wrong with a lil-- oohhhhHHHHH NOOOO???"
as a vanilla extract voter before the poll blew up, the absolute jumpscare that was the fucking vanilla extract ratio was one of the best things to happen on this site
Proud milk voter apparently. If I saw it today I'd probably have voted eggs
I voted flour and immediately wished i voted vannila extract@@w_nder
i voted vanilla extract out of the hope everyone else would be fucking it up. idk about you though
i voted flour because i knew the ratios would be all out of whack but i decided i shouldve voted sugar immediately after
Original egg voter because I for some reason thought it was the funniest one. Egg. The cake is a fucken omelett.
Kristen took a sip of her beer at one point and I was horrified thinking she took a swig of straight vanilla extract, but I was relieved when I realized she didn't. Only for her to indeed take a swig of straight vanilla extract like 2 minutes later.
We all knew it was going to happen, she is a total crackhead and I love her for it so much
Same I was wondering if I should comment this
Now this is the kind of baking I can get behind
fancy seeing you here!
Are you the spanish inquisition? Cause I certainly did not expect you here.
The fact that this only has 49 likes 😭 poor Dylan 🫶
I should've known I'd find you here
DYLAN HOLLIS??
You chanting “RATS!! RATS IN MY KITCHEN!!!” absolutely took me out
This is literally the 4-word horror story: "Two Cups Vanilla Extract," and im here for it
@@mm-xl8eq two cups vanilla extract,
never baked
Oh no, they were baked alright
apollo’s dodgeball struck again
"Okay, I drank it, now what?"
Feels like the "two shots of vodka" video.
A college professor (psychology) once told a story about this woman he knew that drank two bottles of vanilla extract every day, to get tipsy. She was very dedicated to this addiction, but very embarrassed by it. She went as far as to make a monthly schedule and accompanying map to organize which stores she would buy vanilla extract at on which day. She wouldn't shop in the same store in the same month or in the same town in the same week, because she didn't want any single individual recognizing her and finding out how much vanilla extract she buys. She even scheduled different times of the day to shop, so she wouldn't run into the same employees.
I'm sure she would love this recipe.
Something tells me there are more efficient, cheaper ways to get tipsy that don't require eleborate schemes to sneakily buy ungodly quantities of vanilla extract
I wonder what kind of vanilla related trauma she has.
At that point why not get in contact with a wholesale food supplier and tell them you’re a cottage baking operation?
Bet that lady would love online shopping or services like shipt and instacart.
@@mynamejeff3545 I remember seeing a video of this guy who drank straight up hand sanitizer (it was a documentary style video of this person going into a program to become sober) and saw a comment that I think could apply to this too. They said it could be a type of "process addiction," which means they actually get a high from collecting the materials maybe even more than getting drunk in it's own...thaat could explain the whole operation they go through, instead of just going and buying alcohol.
As a small child I used to ask to try vanilla extract while my mom was baking so she finally gave me a tsp thinking it would shut me up. Jokes on her because I liked it. I also drank vinegar, so she should have known
Glad to see the other vinegar truthers in this comment section 💪🏽
literally just finished a bag of kettle brand slat n vinegar chips…that i also dipped in malt vinegar. If loving vinegar is wrong I dont want to be right
you are not very hinged at all and i love that for you
@@Changeling6562 I knew I would find my people here
Vinegar is delicious. There's some old timey coal miner type iced tea recipes that include honey and vinegar, and they're fantastic
this video is actually an ad for the metric system.
I will forever remember this video as the one that was playing when I somehow dropped my phone BEHIND my oven and couldn’t get it out for what felt like forever. I was listening to you both exclaiming about how weird assembling the cake was, your muffled voices echoing from the oven while I swore, shook my phone loose from where it was trapped, and jammed a broom under the oven to retrieve my phone, hoping to not die of electrocution. Very memorable, 10/10
i just want to remind you that this happened.
@@Nerd-O-Matic Hey bro, just wanna remind you that you made this comment
@@skellingtonman thank you, i forgot already.
This is very funny
i am a VERY proud original vanilla extract voter. i love vanilla extract.
Me too
SAME
same
SAME
i voted for flour ✌️😭
I love being a flour voter. The horror I felt at seeing the proportions was an experience
Floured by all the vanilla extract
I was also a flour voter. Look at us trying to hold this all together.
I think I voted baking soda because of that one time my dad mixed up baking powder and baking soda while making waffles
I was a sugar voter
I was a sugar voter just because I knew there would be flour voters
Polls have been such a gift, tumblr is the only site that uses them correctly
I agree. There was one poll (I think it went around the aro/ace community) where the advice given to someone who was on the receiving end of undesired flirtation was to drown them in vanilla extract, rather than, say, anything reasonable
The league of legends icon has me perplexed
@@QuantumBoogaloo where can i find it on tumblr? pwease
@@grenadefullofguts the blog is @supesideblog. posted 6 days ago. poll expires in two hours
Vanilla extract
i like that you cut in with "twelve seconds later" but didn't skip any of the counting, implying it took you twelve seconds to measure the thirteenth teaspoon of vanilla extract
You can tell a couple have reached a certain level of domestic love when they herd each other around the kitchen
Fun fact: You are unlikely to be able to drink enough vanilla extract to get drunk because you're likely to vomit way before it's possible.
No people definitely do it although according to people who used to get drunk off extract almond extract is a lot easier and higher alcohol
@@Jacob-Sophia I can see where it might be easier to stomach enough of that to get drunk....and I hate myself for thinking that.
No? How is it any different to drinking clear spirits, with the addition of vanilla pods. If anything it would be more pleasant than hard liquor.
@@Jacob-Sophia I'd be kinda worried about hydrogen cyanide with almond extract, but i guess that's only bitter almonds and not in FDA- approved extracts :D
(im not american, don't judge if the fda doesn't do that pleeez :) )
this is just incorrect
its like 40% alcohol like a single shot is enough to get tipsy
the funniest thing about it to me is that i havent seen the cake poll and thought the whole vanilla extract meme was bc of the 'lets make a human being' fma inspired poll
I thought it was the “vanilla extract vs gay sex” poll.
Gay sex won by the way
@@merrittanimation7721 FUCK YEAH!!!!!1!1
Glad to say I was able to see and vote in both while laughing my ass off in church lol
Same I just saw the fma poll too and was very confused as to why vanilla extract was added to it
the cake poll apeared on my dash and i didn't think much about it voted eggs scrolled down to see the next post and then i saw the vast realm of vanilla extract memes
as a new tumblr user this was the first tumblr meme i witnessed as it spawned in it's natural habitat,,, it's so beautiful :')
same!!
Same!
Me too! I only joined Tumblr a little more than a month ago, so being able to witness a tumblrism spawn in real time within the first month of my arrival has been a delight :D
As someone who's been on Tumblr for a decade now - I'm so happy for you!!
Welcome all of you I hope you may witness more tumblr memes be born in real time!
Little goblin rat licking the microphone was so freaking cute
For anyone else planning to embark on tsp based culinary adventures:
(By volume)
1 tsp ≈ 5 ml
3 tsp = 1 Tbsp
2 Tbsp = 1 fl oz
8 fl oz = 1 cup = 16 Tbsp = 48 tsp ≈ 237 ml
Godspeed if you need gallon conversions for vanilla extract
you are a hero
Thank you, brethren 🙏
Oh THAT'S how cups work, as a metric user this makes so much more sense now lol
so, if you wanted some horrifying math, a gallon is around 3792 ml, or 768 tsp
thank you savior
Teya counting vanilla extract spoons with the seriousnes of an executioner about to shoot somebody nearly killed me
I literally got an anon telling me to add vanilla extract to the boyfriend tsunami poll. At that point the poll was days old so I couldn't edit it but other polls were irrevocably damaged by this meme. That being that the boyfriend won.
You're the original creator of the tsunami poll?
really? that's sooooo cool
@@sunettas9738 Yep. I voted tsunami
YOU WERE THE BOYFRIEND TSUNAMI POLL PERSON???
Ty for your service, glad that the bf won, i voted for the tsunami.
Yeah that happened to me, I made a soup poll two days before the vanilla extract happened and everyone was asking where the vanilla extract was.
I used to be obsessed with telling my friends not to drink vanilla extract. I had a cooking class and the teacher said "would anyone like to take a spoonful of vanilla extract?" And everyone told me not to. That was the day I realized something smelling good will not equal it tasting good.
I learned that lesson as a kid licking a soap that smelled like my favorite lemon candy 😭
I uhh... I was the kid that talked everybody else into drinking vanilla extract.
@@Sue_Me_Too you monster
@@TarisLuna as a person with pica (not medically diagnosed but i eat wood, pencil lead, soap, my own skin and other stuff from my own body (its an auto-cannibalistic thing but that doesnt matter), paper, bricks, rocks, ice etc) and it tastes good idk what ure talking abt
@@Clownish.mp4can you go to your doctor please instead of commenting
I made a soup poll and around 30% of it was garlic and someone had the guts to make it and apparently it was ok!
Garlic is always good :)
Tumblr recipes not being terrible is so fucking weird
Well, every year for Thanksgiving, my dad roasts entire heads of garlic. We all eat the garlic on bread with a bit of goat cheese. It’s kind of our iconic appetizer. Garlic is good.
I mean, garlic soup is a thing for a reason! (Smitten Kitchen's 44 Clove Garlic Soup is a personal favorite)
No such thing as too much garlic
Sometimes I’m still amazed by how much himbo dad energy Kristen has (complimentary)
Kristen watching Teya in the kitchen, and smiling, gives me life, every time it happens
i once used two cups of vanilla in chocolate chip cookies because my dad wouldnt take me to the optometrist to pick up my glasses and i misread caps as cups
You mean to tell me "tsp" doesn't stand for "ten square pounds"
I dont blame you for misreading it. Who the heck says caps rather than just giving the amount in tsp or tbsp? Baking is all about precise measurements. Maybe it’s more common than I think, but that’s just inviting miscommunication
@@ma.2089 i think it was meant to be like. two caps as in the cap of the bottle but thats still stupid just measuring spoons. like i have a half teaspoon one thatd work
How are you liking your new bifocals?
what is concerning to me is that you actually had that much vanilla extract at home. My broke ass only ever had the little bottles
The cake pole was released a day before my birthday and I was ROLLING when I saw all the vanilla extract.
Did you have a birthday cake, and if so...
was it vanilla?
Because the possible perfection is... tangible
@@lemonsanidiot it was an ice cream cake with vanilla soft serve instead of whipped cream
pole
Funny, I found this video the day before my birthday!
The part where Strange said that, if it’s the viewer’s birthday, then this is the party and said viewer can’t leave caught me slightly off guard XD
I made a tumblr account in 2019 and just forgot about it. Never posted or even looked at it. I finally remembered it and decided to see what was going on. Vanilla extract was going on.
I made my account in 2020, maybe 2021, in hopes to win an art contest during quarantine, came back for the Spiderman NWH pathetic meow meow apocalypse, and stayed ever since 😭
love your username
As a pastry chef this horrifies me, because the poll adjusts the percentages to keep it all added up to 100% you could easily covert this “recipe” into metric by simply changing the percentage value into grams, so for every 100 grams there’s only 8 grams of sugar, 6 grams of baking powder, and 44 grams of vanilla extract, that would be acrid, bitter, and just feral 😖
Gerard's staring over Eons committing culinary crimes is perfect.
Ok, but who thinks the tumblr vanilla cake would make good crepes? It's a wet enough batter that it could probably work.
the texture, much shorter cooking time/cooking method, and amt of vanilla might still make it pretty difficult to make enjoyable enough crepes, whether its topped with stuff or not tbh
I thought pancakes tbf, it has a raising agent which I'm like 90% sure crepes don't have
As someone who has now made this, nope, sorry. It has WAY too much baking powder in it and not enough flour
@@indigorose5206 thank you for sharing your experiment's results with the rest of us 🙏
@@crptpyr You would be correct
I voted for vanilla extract in the tumblr cake race 💪
we do more than the troops for real
As a vegan who doesn't eat sugar and has wheat intolerance, there was only one choice for me in that poll. I was one of those 44%.
i voted for flour because i knew no one else was going to and we were going to need a lot of it so the cake stays together. i was right.
Same
I didn't even know about the meme and voted for it anyway
god i could not imagine the smell of the vanilla extract cake.
it’s literally that one post where someone accidentally heated two cups of vanilla extract.
This literally is a pillsbury dough boy asshole cake isn't it?
no but at 7:25 i thought they were drinking straight vanilla extract at first and i audibly gasped 😭😭
Same 😭😭
0:34 omg flour gang
We've all drank vanilla extract out of sheer curiosity and temptation at least once, it's a hard lesson to learn 😔
I have not done this, the smell has deterred me
@@sharpeningtheaxei have before, but my memory is shit (like to a medical disorder degree i think) so i forgot how it tastes and im really tempted to try it again, but i made the mistake of telling my mom its 40% alcohol so we have non in the house
im so glad i was alive to see vanilla extract cake live
i got there right after; i saw the memes and had no idea what happened it was just vanilla extract all over and i couldn't figure out where it came from.... this video saved me
Implying that you arrived just in time
Gerard staring at me throughout the baking segment really added to the cursed energy.
the cats on the hot stove are freaking me tf out. one misstep and boom 3rd degree burns
Thank you, I've been scrolling looking for this. This video is hilarious but this was stressing me out!
Same, I was so worried lmao. One of my cats has literally done this to herself because she has the impulse control of a severely ADHD preschooler, so I was telling the screen "no babies, unsafe!"
That’s cat’s for you.
I do understand the concern but that's an induction stove. Unless the cat stepped on the pan while she was cooking, once she removed it and turned off the stovetop, it would basically immediately cool off
Induction stovetops do not remain hot after pots and pans are removed because they’re…… induction stovetops
now there is a detail that could actually save this cake. at least over here in germany, there is two types of vanilla extract. one is the classic as seen in this video, the other is made of concentate. it is esentially the normal extract concentrated into a paste then thinned back down with syrup so it has little to no alcohol and its thicc because of the high sugar content. id bet itd make this an edible, maybe even enjoyable cake because ive taken a swig of this kind of vanilla extract before, and while extremely vanilly, it was actually pretty tasty.
German Tumblr Vanilla Extract Cake when??? Fr tho, that's hella intriguing
I feel like I’m watching a school teacher attempt to reign into the wishes of her chaotic student and two overly-curious rats. 10/10 would watch again
Very much appreciated Strange's 2000's teen magazine shirt taking me straight back to being 8 and completely desperate for the attention of a cool older girl and convinced that it was for completely heterosexual reasons. I can taste the packaged cheap lip gloss and feeling of being in her treehouse, obsessed with her lips totally because of the cool magazine lip gloss and definitely not because I wanted to kiss her as the good Christian heterosexual I was
Yeah, it's funny looking back and recognising gay crushes for what they so obviously were.
This is the spiritual successor to "it weren't the whiskey he were trying to savour"
The shirt is from MCRs recent tour btw
I walked into my friend's older step sister half naked watching twilight (the second one maybe?) And promptly closed my eyes and ran into the wall, slamming my nose and causing a nose bleed. Amen, Slay, So Long and Goodnight, etc
@@captaincaspian42 iconic behaviour. Do u remember how old u both were?
My favorite part of yours videos is how they essentially prepared me for joining Tumblr and now I get to be part of the problem :)
That's fun. Welcome!
YOU HAVE THE BOY MAGAZINE MCR SHIRT TOO!??? I got mine at a concert!! It’s one of my favorites because pink is my favorite color and mcr is one of my favorite bands!! So I can finally wear them together! :D
Going to be honest, if we don't get a series where it's just you and your girlfriend chaotically cooking a meal together, I'm gonna riot, these are the highlights of my life.
Take a shot of vanilla extract every time she says vanilla extract
30% ethanol
That'll get you drunk.
How to give yourself alcohol poisoning 101
No thanks, I like my liver too much
@@lora4370I'd think you'd vomit from the taste before doing actual damage
she only went and made the cake, the absolute mad lad
You literally did post this on my birthday, and I am having cake and pizza. Your timing for this impeccably unhinged, thank you.
If you look at the top left corner of the room around 11:22 you can see one of their cats climb on top of the cabinets.
as a new tumblr user i like watching videos about tumblr to learn the "lore" and inside jokes
I saw the cake poll shortly after it was posted voted for vanilla extract cuz I like vanilla, saw that everyone was voting for it and just knew that it would be the next big meme on the level on goncharov.
I love when Tumblr runs a joke into the ground.
"Never eat anything from a Tumblr poll" seems like good life advice.
All the best ships have the dynamic of FULLY DRINKING VANILLA EXTRACT/too lost in the sauce to even notice
this video has it all--vanilla extract, "locally foraged" mushrooms, vanilla extract, cats, gerard way, evanescence, vanilla extract
*grocery store checkout worker voice* Wait you forgot your vanilla extract! Can’t bake a cake without it!
Not the cat being thrown to the floor at 7:23 lol , gotta love the lil gremlin~
my mom makes vanilla extract from scratch, just fresh vanilla beans and vodka and then a fermenting period. i grew up with this, so i can even taste unnatural vanilla in baked goods too. i didnt even realize you could buy vanilla extract until i was in like middle school. you are a brave soldier for this
It’s not fermenting lol. Steeping or infusing is the word you’re looking for. Fermenting is a very specific process of controlled rot using probiotics, used in things like sauerkraut and kombucha.
it reminds me of the 4-word cooking horror story post that was just "2 cups vanilla extract" and i thought that post had a continuation fr 😭😭😭
Watching you measure out 24 teaspoons nearly killed me lmao. 3 tsp = 1 Tbsp so you could have just put in 8 tablespoons. And there are two tablespoons in an ounce so you could have just used a liquid measure for four fl oz (aka 1/2 cup).
I fully have a unit conversion magnet on the fridge for this purpose. Also why the continual removal of the 1/8 cup from measuring cup sets annoys me. They're useful!
that and the 23 individually measured teaspoons of beef killed me. Especially because they’d figured out a cup is 48 teaspoons earlier in the video
@@Eloraurora I have similar issue with measuring spoons!! Where are all the 1/8 teaspoons dammit! For baking slow rise doughs (like overnight), they really only need a teeny _tiny_ amount of yeast, I refuse to waste anything! I'm poor and using 2X to 5X the amount adds up! 💸 Nooo come back money! 😭
This whole thing just should’ve been measured by grams lmao. Way easier and more efficient, and also way more accurate.
I paused the video at the beginning of the vanilla measuring just to see if anyone else had commented this. They had literally just talked about conversions when measuring eggs!
The polls system on tumblr is the best thing ever. I like making "Let's make a [anything from an afterschool club to a zombie apocalypse survival]" and it's so fun. I never see this much fun on twitter with their poll system.
Seeing Pink Sugar in the ad gave me flashbacks, I used that every day for like all three years of middle school. I smell it now and it immediately teleports me back in time like that scene in ratatouille
I used to keep a secret bottle of diluted, mildly sugared vanilla extract to sip when my parents couldn't see me, so color me... intrigued? Concerned? Tempted? Who the hell knows.
I……. WHAT
That MCR shirt is god-tier. I need one right this instant
from what i know they sold them at the concerts, i have one :D, not sure if they’re anywhere else, the original price was $40 btw
it's so beautiful to see history be created before our eyes
This is the kind of history I'll gladly get behind :D
Incredible how this is actually uploaded on my birthday
Fun fact, "Artificial" vanilla is only artificial because of how you get it, not because of what it is. It contains the same compounds and vanilla extract. and no, it no longer contains extracts from beaver glands.
Not true. Fake vanilla is mostly vanillin which is one of the compounds that gives vanilla its flavor, but there are so many more compounds in vanilla than just vanillin. Real vanilla is a little more complex than fake vanilla
@@Anindeterminateamountofbees And yet unless you're drinking it directly those compounds are cooked off and the placebo effect is why it "Tastes better."
@@AngelusNielsonmight matter in ice cream?
@@Hello-lf1xs Nope. Studies have shown that there's not much if any difference.
The beaver butt extract made it good :(
The crime of not having vanilla extract be an option for a pizza topping is unforgiveable
None cake with left vanilla extract
Yours and your partners shirts are iconic and wonderful and I love the impeccable vibes the two of you always have
Getting to vote for vanilla extract and Teya’s pizza feel like being a part of tumblr history
Don't forget bug race!!
10:37 "i am taking away the vanilla extract and i'm putting it on the top shelf where you can't reach it" bold of you to assume i won't climb on the countertop to reach the top shelf
The look your girlfriend was giving towards the end of the vanilla extract counting was 100% the "I love this person, this is my person, very annoying person right now, but whom I very much Love"
Sometimes you just gotta pull the, "wha-huh-but why?"
i love how i always happen to open tumblr when something big is going around, and never at any other time. i updated my app so i could view the vanilla cake poll. before that, i logged on for goncharov, and before that i believe was november 5th (we all know what year lmao). i don’t know how i’ve managed this
Oh my god when I saw this poll for the first time after I could finally stop laughing I told my girlfriend "I hope Strange Aeons makes the vanilla extract cake". I knew you wouldn't let us down thank you so much for this gift 🙏
my friend posted the cake poll and we've been screaming about all this in the group chat for days
I'm amazed how many people are actually making that cake. I love tumblr. We will truly run with the bit.
I work in a residential substance abuse treatment program and we lock up the vanilla extract
my immediate reaction to seeing that poll was “it’s gonna be like the soup post”i could just feel it in my bones
the "i also add a billion cubes" soup post?
@@tvguts that’s the one
I went to school for Chemistry, and in Organic Chemistry, in a lab project where we got to pick something we synthesised, my partner and I picked Vanillin, aka fake vanilla flavour. I am pretty sure no human should consume that much vanilla/Vanillin, even though I'm guessing most of it would be reduced, but godspeed, Strange. I love vanilla, but I am absolutely fascinated by how ~unholy~ this must taste.
teya i am giggling so hard at "if i posted this on your birthday, happy birthday. this is your party now, you can't leave" (5:12) thank you for your hard work, brave soldier. this video has also made me realise that since rejoining tumblr i have not followed you which is practically blasphemy so i shall do that now
omg you literally did post this on my 23rd birthday. Thank you, I love my vanilla extract party
5:13 You did post this on my Birthday actually so thank you!
Edit: OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE MY IMMORTAL SPECIAL, CONGRATULATIONS ON 1 MIL
Looking forward to it!
You being lost in the sauce and not noticing your girlfriend drink vanilla extract gives me very griddlehark vibes if they were happy LMAO
Who's who is what I wanna know 👀
@@thatsdisco it's the ship name for Gideon and Harrow from the Locked Tomb series! Very good books if you like lesbians and complex science fantasy mysteries
YESS
THATS SO ACCURATE
The costco vanilla extract is what the og user who actually made the cake used, its much cheaper, 10$ for a big bottle. Ive had the same bottle for a year now, its BIG.
Okay, but Strange, the Tiger Beat-esque t-shirt is giving me early 2000's vibes and my inner tween is OBSESSED. Where can I possess such fine couture?
It was designed by Kerin Cunningham and sold at MCR’s recent tour!
When I first saw this post I voted for sugar or smth and when the results showed up I was MORTIFIED
The next I was caught off guard with stew ingredients and didn’t see vanilla extract which would prevail at the very bottom of the post
The next one was literally just a whole poll where every single fucking option was vanilla extract and I accepted my fate
New comfort video there's something quite calming in remembering the fact that not only one but two people have attempted to make the vanilla extract tumblr cake
Quality content. I'm so glad that Tumblr polls exist. Thank you Teya.
My middle school computer teacher would drink vanilla extract every day in school
I also have and adore the Boy Zone MCR shirt, I saw it at the merch table at Riotfest and instantly knew it had to be mine! Also I voted flour because somebody had to try and make a real cake.
I feel like Strange's shirt pretty much sums up the entire 2000's
Okay, thank you! I haven't seen the poll, but vanilla extract refs have definitely popped all over my feed.
I remember coming across that poll, reading each of the options before seeing vanilla extract at the bottom. I immediately knew that everyone had voted for that and I should too. Glad to see what my terrible choices have helped yield.
I always love when you and Kristin are doing stuff like this together, always a good time :) , like, it just puts me in a good mood. Congrats on the 1million subs!
Love it when you two do the cooking shows, definitely some of my favorite content on your channel!
God I remember seeing the meme as it was just taking off and immediately knew you would have a field day with this
CONGRATS ON A MILLIKON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO EXCITED FOR THE MY IMMORTAL SPECIAL I HAVE BEEN CHECKING EVERY DAY
This is just such a cute little video despite the cursedness of the cake.
I love how when you are in the kitchen in your videos, it's a family affair
I am so proud that i was part of the vanilla extract SWEEP
I checked and was actually shocked to find that this WAS, in fact, posted within 2 days of my birthday!