The Belle Delphine Mystery & Our New Studio - H3 Podcast # 246

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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @trendsweater2273
    @trendsweater2273 3 года назад +3625

    I notice that Dan did NOT get his zero gravity work station. You really need to get on that, Ethan. You know Dan deserves it.

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 3 года назад +22

      You expect them to buy an insane piece of equipment like that in 2 weeks? Come on

    • @KevinContrearas
      @KevinContrearas 3 года назад +200

      @@hcaz5818 yes. yes we do 😌

    • @jamiewilson2550
      @jamiewilson2550 3 года назад +61

      i love dan, but honestly id rather see ethan in it

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 3 года назад +1

      @@KevinContrearas sick, next level

    • @turducken77
      @turducken77 3 года назад +46

      I think they’re working on it. Ethan mentioned something when they were talking about Mayo king Zach’s possibility of winning like 10,000. Can’t find the exact timestamp but Ethan said something along the lines of “You better win that money. It’s basically already spent” I think for sure they’re planning on getting one of those. These are the people who bought a Gatsby just for the goofs 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @mixtersushi
    @mixtersushi 3 года назад +1819

    I don't know if Ethan will see this, but it looks like whatever weight loss routine he's doing right now is working. He might not see it in his waistline, but I can see the difference in his face. I'm rooting for you, dude

    • @HighTide_808
      @HighTide_808 3 года назад +57

      I agree with this. He’s looking good

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 3 года назад +62

      _we_ might not see it in his waistline because we don’t get nearly enough booty shots of him on h3 these days & I blame the wikifeet story arc

    • @capric0rpse
      @capric0rpse 3 года назад +2

      Mhm

    • @mscookie3613
      @mscookie3613 3 года назад +28

      It’s definitely the personal training in addition to the diet. At least I think it is and he’s just stopped talking about it. I felt bad he was almost obsessing and getting so upset and quitting after less than a week for each previous diet so I’m glad he’s found something that he can stick with and is working for him!!

    • @teacheramy4657
      @teacheramy4657 3 года назад +2

      I can definitely see it in his face. Hello jawline! He's looking so happy and healthy.

  • @HayRoJo
    @HayRoJo 3 года назад +921

    Ethan calls him Faze Blanks so often that I forgot that's not actually his name 😂

  • @christiangomez4810
    @christiangomez4810 3 года назад +703

    “I’m sorry i should’ve considered the vibe” lmaooo why is that so funny

    • @sambby97
      @sambby97 3 года назад +1

      I died at that too😩

    • @iDAN_GER
      @iDAN_GER 3 года назад +9

      44:58 timestamp

    • @vanessadominguez8225
      @vanessadominguez8225 3 года назад +5

      Me when my ex says he didn’t mean to cheat 💀

  • @bobbyvillarreal2560
    @bobbyvillarreal2560 3 года назад +1501

    The new office gave me a concern because I thought for a sec that I wouldn’t be able to hear Dan’s laugh in the background of Ethan’s mic but thank god we can still hear him, his background laugh honestly is a staple for this podcast now. With peace and love never take away Dans background laugh TY.

    • @turducken77
      @turducken77 3 года назад +51

      It makes me laugh more than the actual joke usually. He really should have won the laugh contest IMO.

    • @bradr9669
      @bradr9669 3 года назад +4

      Whose laugh is at the 41 min mark seems planted to me. With peace and love ofc

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 3 года назад +6

      Lols it's only there because everyone has loved it... I bet you a year ago when they were originally supposed to move to new studio it was never planned to be in the background

    • @jacqueline3782
      @jacqueline3782 3 года назад

      100%

    • @oddllive4138
      @oddllive4138 3 года назад

      yo that is so true :joy:

  • @TheRocketmaster6
    @TheRocketmaster6 3 года назад +3654

    Okay Ethan is actually looking really skinny now. There's no such thing as a coincidence

    • @dr.avalanche4994
      @dr.avalanche4994 3 года назад +107

      And in white too! Not to mention that his shirts are lot more looser than they use to be! I gotta get onto what he’s doing

    • @CSOOC
      @CSOOC 3 года назад +163

      MONEY BABY

    • @Wanda-mh6hv
      @Wanda-mh6hv 3 года назад +61

      @@CSOOC YEAH ETHAN MONEY BABY MONEY

    • @kalaperr
      @kalaperr 3 года назад +5

      BRUH

    • @_memohh
      @_memohh 3 года назад +27

      Right! He his double chin is going away!

  • @d.2542
    @d.2542 3 года назад +826

    “Why is everyone focusing on the 16 year old what about the fucking weirdo?”
    And this is why I love Dan. Societies are built to blame the women, in every situation!

    • @g.h.7661
      @g.h.7661 3 года назад +26

      I adore dan so much

    • @yonicepaprika7534
      @yonicepaprika7534 3 года назад +1

      What’s time stamp when he talks about this?

    • @deathstr1ker6666
      @deathstr1ker6666 3 года назад

      No, they're built to blame those who can't spell.

    • @d.2542
      @d.2542 3 года назад +105

      ​@@deathstr1ker6666 I'm Turkish so I made a typo. -Atleast I don't expect everyone in the world to speak my language without an error.

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 3 года назад +23

      At the time it happened I knew high-school girls either dating or married to 30+ year old guys so I honestly wasn’t that weirded out I just thought it was becoming a common thing. A decade later I’m like why the fuck was this such a casual thing.

  • @maryjanemaldonado7878
    @maryjanemaldonado7878 3 года назад +288

    Now my 5 year old is walking around whispering “It grows the economy.” 😭😭

    • @LanaAndHearts14
      @LanaAndHearts14 3 года назад +10

      This made my day. We're all going around doing this. Before I went shopping the other day I whispered that in my car lmfao.

    • @cloutelfin8323
      @cloutelfin8323 3 года назад +3

      AWHH LMFAO

    • @Skibidibobobeebop
      @Skibidibobobeebop 3 года назад +3

      grows the economy

  • @ellam641
    @ellam641 3 года назад +2180

    Mike Majlak is the type of guy you never let your friend leave with at a party....

    • @vera6337
      @vera6337 3 года назад +271

      He seems like the type of guy who gets angry when a girl covers her drink lol 💀

    • @noseexplorer
      @noseexplorer 3 года назад +11

      True

    • @noseexplorer
      @noseexplorer 3 года назад +8

      @@vera6337 hahahah

    • @noseexplorer
      @noseexplorer 3 года назад +15

      @@vera6337 sad but true

    • @eliashernandez5554
      @eliashernandez5554 3 года назад +77

      Mike the type of guy to shit in your gym shorts

  • @mollyfoxxx
    @mollyfoxxx 3 года назад +2880

    Trisha manifested Ethan’s skinniness by speaking about it in the beginning of every Frenemies episode. All I see now is a “skinny legend” when I look at him. Her power…his skinniness.

    • @homaralexanderxg
      @homaralexanderxg 3 года назад +84

      Our skinineness

    • @sunleo6161
      @sunleo6161 3 года назад +13

      @@homaralexanderxg period

    • @marcyc1695
      @marcyc1695 3 года назад +23

      He is such a skinny legend I was shocked as soon as this episode started

    • @Gunkgay
      @Gunkgay 3 года назад +19

      First thing that hit my mind was wow “skinny”

    • @mark_xvii
      @mark_xvii 3 года назад +27

      Yes discredit Ethan’s hard work and just give all the praise to pseudoscience

  • @ellenforster6822
    @ellenforster6822 3 года назад +425

    If Dan's doctor asks why his blood pressure is so high, he should just link this episode.

  • @emme4193
    @emme4193 3 года назад +281

    I usually never comment on sponsors but Canva is so legit. I used it for every college presentation and every single one of my profs was blown away at the info graphics and stuff I created not knowing it was so simple. Love Canva for sponsoring.

    • @c.deville1536
      @c.deville1536 3 года назад +16

      I completely skipped the ad read but gonna check it out for my program this fall! Thanks for sharing this

    • @hannahkim3386
      @hannahkim3386 3 года назад +10

      agreed, my collegiate club uses it for social media and info graphics and it’s so easy to use but looks amazing. vouch for canva!!

    • @cl2090
      @cl2090 3 года назад +10

      I use it for my job. I work for Pinterest. Use it for my advertisers!!

    • @southcoast80
      @southcoast80 3 года назад +9

      Canva is great even the free version, use it for loads of things

    • @rainehess4322
      @rainehess4322 3 года назад +2

      I love Canva! I use it for my job and can’t recommend it more!

  • @ianianianianian
    @ianianianianian 3 года назад +2214

    my first thought was “damn ethan looks good this episode” and he really does

  • @yuliiza
    @yuliiza 3 года назад +912

    MAIN TOPIC TIMESTAMPS
    4:45 - safemoon scam
    10:22 - james charles
    12:00 - the belle delphine mystery
    17:09 - mayo update
    30:20 - faze blanks & mike
    50:48 - chrissy teigen
    1:11:30 - frenemies clip
    1:15:18 - UFO's
    1:31:23 - bryce hall vs austin mcbroom

    • @idajosdal7708
      @idajosdal7708 3 года назад +26

      thank you so much actually hahah i couldn't find something :))

    • @adreamingwolf
      @adreamingwolf 3 года назад +8

      nice this is what I was looking for

    • @Sweetstar00
      @Sweetstar00 3 года назад +3

      Bless you lol

    • @FlavioDeFeo
      @FlavioDeFeo 3 года назад +42

      Hey man, I'm going to watch the whole thing from start to finish, but I appreciate people like you who take the time to put timestamps togehter for the community! Thanks man! 👍

    • @The__Gent
      @The__Gent 3 года назад +5

      Thank you! We need this every week!

  • @aaronoldchannel
    @aaronoldchannel 3 года назад +861

    Anyone else feel hyped as F that everyone is in the same studio? 👀

    • @quinn9598
      @quinn9598 3 года назад +13

      For sure, it’s a hype house up in here 🤟

    • @deathstr1ker6666
      @deathstr1ker6666 3 года назад +7

      It's cool, but I'm not really having a kitten over it, lol

    • @candy2325
      @candy2325 3 года назад +6

      @@deathstr1ker6666 meow 🐱

    • @GrayWoIf
      @GrayWoIf 3 года назад +18

      It be more hype if Dan got his 360 desk

    • @getthegoods420
      @getthegoods420 3 года назад +3

      i feel weird that h3h3 did a 360, accusing someone of dating underage hypocracy just like keem star did, no scope for the L

  • @faded3870
    @faded3870 3 года назад +313

    Is it me, or is anyone else noticing Ethan’s workouts actually working? He might not be slimming down fast by the waist, but his face is definitely slimming. You got this Ethan, looking good man!!

    • @b00psn00t
      @b00psn00t 3 года назад +5

      This ^

    • @CADsAnonymous
      @CADsAnonymous 3 года назад +9

      He’s slimming down everywhere! His profile seemed much slimmer when he was playing around and mimicking Alex Jones, he’s made such great progress!

    • @Skibidibobobeebop
      @Skibidibobobeebop 3 года назад +2

      Noticed this when almost immediately on this episode

    • @gorygarcia9605
      @gorygarcia9605 3 года назад +3

      He’s losing weight because of the rails

    • @Kolek-sun-eater
      @Kolek-sun-eater 3 года назад +2

      Ethan is gross looking.
      He's like 30 but looks 50

  • @TechKaboom
    @TechKaboom 3 года назад +7203

    yessss why does the gap between frenemies and off the rails feels so looong 😩🥵🙏😭

    • @-Yikes
      @-Yikes 3 года назад +56

      I felt the same. Can you help me? So friendenemies comes out mondays for members Tuesday for regulars, off the rails come out on Thursday and Friday the h3 show with hila and the crew?

    • @dmjess15
      @dmjess15 3 года назад +61

      @@-Yikes I believe this show comes out wednesday for members, thursday for regulars and friday is h3 after dark live

    • @-Yikes
      @-Yikes 3 года назад +10

      @@dmjess15 thank you so so much!!! I was really confused.

    • @Migzee
      @Migzee 3 года назад +80

      Same I don’t watch anything else on RUclips anymore

    • @kelfora5289
      @kelfora5289 3 года назад +35

      Remember when there was one episode a week

  • @meaganjune6336
    @meaganjune6336 3 года назад +803

    Ethan saying “ugh Dan you ruin everything” is giving me such Michael Scott and Toby vibes with peace and love

    • @scootdude12
      @scootdude12 3 года назад +7

      omgg so ggood

    • @darwindark2561
      @darwindark2561 3 года назад +28

      If anything Ian is Ethan’s Toby lol

    • @helibelly
      @helibelly 3 года назад +3

      I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THAT TOO

    • @majosalascalderon
      @majosalascalderon 3 года назад +7

      it gives me: “nobody asked you Patrice” every-time lol

    • @goldenspuds9207
      @goldenspuds9207 3 года назад +5

      Dan def gives me Oscar vibes

  • @genshinF2Play
    @genshinF2Play 3 года назад +179

    zach : Eughh 😖 smells like a dirty sock 🤢 . . i kinda like it 😳🧐🤪
    he definitely drank the spit.

  • @highasduck5282
    @highasduck5282 3 года назад +28

    so the fact that all trisha said was 'they probably have allegations' and they go straight to 'we never did anything with underage girls' makes me think they're guilty of something bc that has to be a freudian slip

  • @Vicequeen
    @Vicequeen 3 года назад +689

    still surprised they haven’t called him “mike may lack brain cells” lmaooo

    • @cybersucia
      @cybersucia 3 года назад +9

      LMAOOOOO I LIKE THIS ONE A LOT

    • @chiot2875
      @chiot2875 3 года назад +20

      that'd be a good one if anyone knew how to say his last name, i kinda like that he's too irrelevant for anyone to know though

    • @savstras
      @savstras 3 года назад +2

      SO GOOD

  • @Fjado
    @Fjado 3 года назад +1359

    It's nice seeing all the guys in such clean HD instead of just Dan lmao

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 3 года назад +4

      You really care about that?

    • @Bekah9126
      @Bekah9126 3 года назад +114

      And now the cuts to them are so clean and quick and there’s no lag lol... I’m so happy! The gangs all back together and they’re OFF THE RAILS YEAH BABY FUCK

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 3 года назад +1

      @@Bekah9126 calm the fuck down it ain't that next level

    • @moh4842
      @moh4842 3 года назад +44

      @@hcaz5818 u big mad honey

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 3 года назад +3

      @@moh4842 you know it baby

  • @lilysgolden1234
    @lilysgolden1234 3 года назад +31

    off the rails HAS to be my favorite. the whole crew and ethan all talking with each other is so entertaining.

  • @tylerbrass4002
    @tylerbrass4002 3 года назад +28

    I just want to tell everybody how much I appreciate everyone involved in the show. This is literally the only show I watch regularly (TV, online, period.) Frenimies, Off the Rails, and Afterdark, they're all great, and I LOVE IT.

  • @abigails4139
    @abigails4139 3 года назад +867

    Can we all take a minute and point out how much thinner Ethan is, I know how hard it is to lose weight and it feels good when your hard work gets noticed!! Keep going Ethan, don't lose motivation 🤗✨✨

    • @snoozyq9576
      @snoozyq9576 3 года назад +19

      yes I just commented this myself and then saw you already had! So it's not just me then! Great moves Ethan!

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual 3 года назад +5

      I think we need a weigh-in

    • @anubisthacutest4752
      @anubisthacutest4752 3 года назад +5

      I agree. He should’ve started with this instead of that stupid Keto diet lol

    • @FlavioDeFeo
      @FlavioDeFeo 3 года назад +9

      Honestly (and I know this sounds weird but it's true) he's kinda inspiring me to lose the quarantine weight!

    • @hettel_visual
      @hettel_visual 3 года назад +2

      @@FlavioDeFeo if you wanna be inspired, follow Action Bronson's weight loss journey. He was very obese, and he's become a legit strongman and lost tons

  • @kateh2078
    @kateh2078 3 года назад +614

    Ya, they never said "underage", Trisha just said they all have allegations.
    Freudian slip...? 😂

    • @il3077
      @il3077 3 года назад +40

      What I’m thinking 🤐

    • @khyati7733
      @khyati7733 3 года назад +9

      Oof 🤣

    • @Naejakire3
      @Naejakire3 3 года назад +6

      I swear I remember them saying underage.. Trisha did off the side while they were yelling

    • @il3077
      @il3077 3 года назад +28

      @@Naejakire3 watch the video again and get back to us

    • @theharbingerofconflation
      @theharbingerofconflation 3 года назад +9

      Did she even say sexual? Cause I don't remember that. Either way somebody has small skeletons in the closet. Hopefully not in a literal sense.

  • @sophiabatista6167
    @sophiabatista6167 3 года назад +75

    Just wanted to mention that Ethan is indeed becoming a skinnier legend by the episode. It seems like once he stopped doing keto and focused on eating better it's been working!! Congrats king

    • @user-bl4oq7fd8d
      @user-bl4oq7fd8d 3 года назад

      and he's working out now

    • @pickleeggs3340
      @pickleeggs3340 3 года назад

      lol with keto you are eating right,plus to lose body fat you eat less calories than you burn daily

    • @user-bl4oq7fd8d
      @user-bl4oq7fd8d 3 года назад

      @@pickleeggs3340
      There are multiplediets that work fine for different people under different circumstances, so Keto can be right but it doesn't necessarily have to be the right way...
      Depending on your activity level carbs can even be helpful and with any diet that excludes foods you have to be aware of your vitamin, mineral and fiber intake.

  • @AlexinoTheCasino
    @AlexinoTheCasino 3 года назад +62

    that chrissy tegan segment has me dead bro. The gospel music in the back while ethan is just say damn that was viscious

  • @beana42200
    @beana42200 3 года назад +429

    “My head is full of hotdog” should be a sound byte I scream laughed 💀

  • @lanes8292
    @lanes8292 3 года назад +1631

    AB, with peace and love of course, we’re gonna need a BTS tour of the new studio as soon as possible, thank you
    Edit: bts means behind the scenes idk anything about kpop (once again with peace and love)

    • @LizzieHernandez
      @LizzieHernandez 3 года назад +102

      also need more lights on the guys asap

    • @Lucas-up9wq
      @Lucas-up9wq 3 года назад +32

      @@LizzieHernandez also more life for the crew part of the set and seating for possible guests

    • @mscookie3613
      @mscookie3613 3 года назад +8

      And for ab not to wear a jersey for a cry baby team lol

    • @ItsALaughYT
      @ItsALaughYT 3 года назад +12

      @@LizzieHernandez not sure what Korean music has to do with this but ok

    • @phia1817
      @phia1817 3 года назад +34

      @@ItsALaughYT bts = behind the scenes

  • @memama4389
    @memama4389 3 года назад +144

    "I don't wanna think about Hila when I'm off the rails 😩" lol she's his concsious

  • @ABeautyConnectionx
    @ABeautyConnectionx 3 года назад +20

    I started watching h3 in the pandemic (thanks for the countless hours of comfort watching!!) and having everyone in the room together is TOP TIER

  • @indirect977
    @indirect977 3 года назад +837

    The best part about the new studio is how well we can hear Dans laughs.

    • @dan-garden
      @dan-garden 3 года назад +10

      Man of culture

    • @hentaienjoyer
      @hentaienjoyer 3 года назад +37

      @@XenoTravis they stole the concept of laughing?

    • @SweetenedBluffer
      @SweetenedBluffer 3 года назад +14

      It''ll be even better when he's upside down on his new chair!

    • @zeldayraita9515
      @zeldayraita9515 3 года назад

      Yesss

    • @kaitlinwalker6066
      @kaitlinwalker6066 3 года назад +1

      I’m sure also because no maskssss:) vaccinated babyyy

  • @memotattoos23
    @memotattoos23 3 года назад +1054

    The way Ethan prolongs a joke or topic reminds me of trying to prolong my 1,000 word essay. Man repeats himself in 50 other ways before he says “ ok I’m done “

    • @Meladjusted
      @Meladjusted 3 года назад +29

      Dan needs to help a bro out by giving him some hand signals when stuff is getting weird.
      I dunno why prominent Christian figures would get stunlocked on the morality of Chrissy Teigen attacking Courtney Stodden, but damn, Ethan made sure to remember _all_ of them. 😆

    • @Somewhereslump
      @Somewhereslump 3 года назад +15

      So over the Chrissy Teigen @God stuff. So unfunny had to skip it.

    • @ChronicSynchronizer
      @ChronicSynchronizer 3 года назад +14

      @@Somewhereslump Omg cry

    • @hcaz5818
      @hcaz5818 3 года назад +1

      Thats what he thinks "comedy" is

    • @Somewhereslump
      @Somewhereslump 3 года назад +6

      @@ChronicSynchronizer Yeah I replied to a comment about Ethan making things linger and I'm crying lol.

  • @pixulita
    @pixulita 3 года назад +54

    I love how Ian is in a little trench of his own

    • @77derya77
      @77derya77 3 года назад

      I Love how calm he always is

  • @Ovoxorose
    @Ovoxorose 3 года назад +87

    "oh god i don't wanna think about Hila when i'm off the rails" LMFAOOOOO (0:26)

    • @MScrista24
      @MScrista24 3 года назад +4

      Thank you for actually putting a time stamp lol

  • @dylan-tristamoores2077
    @dylan-tristamoores2077 3 года назад +203

    Ethan: “take a sniff Dan or you’re fired.”
    😭😭

  • @cillawilla444
    @cillawilla444 3 года назад +355

    “if mike leaned over too far, ground beef would come out of his ear” 💀💀💀

    • @brokencookie2
      @brokencookie2 3 года назад

      😂🤣😂 I’m weak

    • @RoyalReyna
      @RoyalReyna 3 года назад +1

      I felt that didnt get the reaction it deserved lol

  • @cristinaalquisira5415
    @cristinaalquisira5415 3 года назад +102

    I saw on a Steve-Os podcast clip that Post Malone heard that Ethan was sad that they don’t talk anymore and said he got his number again and is going to reach out! I hope it makes Ethan’s day and their friendship blossoms! PEACE AND LOVE
    PEACE AND LOVEEEEEEE!

    • @amybudafulldisaster3646
      @amybudafulldisaster3646 3 года назад +2

      That was a good podcast Steve-O did

    • @ayylmao8562
      @ayylmao8562 3 года назад +2

      He didn’t reach out

    • @genericsocks7542
      @genericsocks7542 3 года назад +2

      Ayy Lmao yeah his manager reached out for Ethan’s number but Posty never hit him up. Still nice for Ethan to hear.

    • @s.h.723
      @s.h.723 3 года назад

      Holy shit I saw that interview but didn’t watch all the way through.
      Do you remember what part?? I might just watch the whole thing. That’s awesome to hear though.

    • @cristinaalquisira5415
      @cristinaalquisira5415 3 года назад

      @@ayylmao8562 I’m sad now. 🥺

  • @mw1567
    @mw1567 3 года назад +43

    At first I was really worried because I didn’t see Ian in the new studio.

  • @_mattsongz
    @_mattsongz 3 года назад +750

    Dan’s energy is (as Hila and Trisha would say) “literally everything”

    • @SaaraM95
      @SaaraM95 3 года назад +19

      Does hila say that? Feels more like a trisha thing

    • @_mattsongz
      @_mattsongz 3 года назад +18

      @@SaaraM95 yeah Hila’s said it before! She’ll usually give the nod out to Trisha for the phrase and it’s kinda cool. I feel like that’s when they started getting along :)

    • @lewyluvsllamas
      @lewyluvsllamas 3 года назад +2

      Logan does rule

    • @Zoroaster4
      @Zoroaster4 3 года назад +5

      Dan's energy is that of a hater.

    • @veroniqqaa
      @veroniqqaa 3 года назад +12

      @@Zoroaster4 and that's literally everything

  • @estelleohia8686
    @estelleohia8686 3 года назад +1350

    Dan is a legend. He makes off the rails a million times better, can’t imagine this podcast without him at all ✌🏼

    • @hp-vy2rr
      @hp-vy2rr 3 года назад +59

      DAN SIMPS UNITE

    • @eidurj
      @eidurj 3 года назад +72

      DAN'S A GOOD MAN

    • @Mr.Elsewhere
      @Mr.Elsewhere 3 года назад +4

      Soooo true

    • @estelleohia8686
      @estelleohia8686 3 года назад +8

      @@hp-vy2rr SOUND THE HORN FOR THE DAN SIMP

    • @lm1629
      @lm1629 3 года назад +9

  • @stephaniew8677
    @stephaniew8677 3 года назад +46

    31:14 can we soundbite “Dan, you ruin everything” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @4looming
    @4looming 3 года назад +27

    Now that everyone is in the same room the dynamic works so much better.

  • @HannahLeigh0
    @HannahLeigh0 3 года назад +2247

    Pleasaase consider a distribution centre in the UK for Teddy Fresh I would buy that shit in a HEARTBEAT

    • @googleuser859
      @googleuser859 3 года назад +19

      I thought the UK could get it shipped

    • @maryjjaneeee
      @maryjjaneeee 3 года назад +99

      @@googleuser859 they can, she probably doesn't want to pay shipping😂

    • @Neil-qg9cw
      @Neil-qg9cw 3 года назад +162

      @@maryjjaneeee Import and duty is 36.7% on top of the item price and shipping, over a certain amount 💀

    • @haiou4575
      @haiou4575 3 года назад +227

      @@maryjjaneeee well I live in Europe and if I for example want to buy something that's 100$, then its 120$ with shipping, and then it's a total of 190$ because of import fees. The shipping is almost the same price as the item I wanted to buy at that point

    • @MrKiingpin
      @MrKiingpin 3 года назад +103

      @@haiou4575 I think it's even worse for the UK now after brexit

  • @honor8586
    @honor8586 3 года назад +362

    The way Ethan goes over a topic in 100 different ways before dropping it is actually really satisfying to my brain lol. It’s probably annoying to others but I like when something is looked at at all angles until it’s all been 100% covered

    • @madisonk2397
      @madisonk2397 3 года назад +26

      I am the same way, it’s also how great teachers teach!

    • @frankstrasser6108
      @frankstrasser6108 3 года назад +5

      Me too

    • @thaliakalli4207
      @thaliakalli4207 3 года назад +8

      Me tooo it’s so unsatisfying when parts of it isn’t covered

    • @ismahenelarbi5403
      @ismahenelarbi5403 3 года назад +2

      You are probably an Ne user in mbti and so is he.

    • @ibroughtyoudrawings
      @ibroughtyoudrawings 3 года назад +1

      Same!! I find it annoying when people on the show don’t let him do that or they say no Ethan move on....no ETHAN KNOWS BEST

  • @lalicloud1553
    @lalicloud1553 3 года назад +10

    “dan take a smell or you’re fired” LMAO i’m dead

  • @thisishersong
    @thisishersong 3 года назад +23

    Courtney’s life has been very sad. She went on Celebrity Rehab and it was disclosed her mom was trying to sleep with her husband. Her mom set the entire relationship up with him.

    • @Alexia-vi7gp
      @Alexia-vi7gp 3 года назад

      Courtney now goes by they / them I believe

  • @jake213hmn3
    @jake213hmn3 3 года назад +437

    I love the fact that Ethan is willing to spend so much money in the name of the memes. We need a billboard for The Golden Boy

    • @dominickdarpino5584
      @dominickdarpino5584 3 года назад +9

      He’s becoming more like frank Reynolds everyday

    • @llic0307
      @llic0307 3 года назад

      @@BorderlineBuddha ???

    • @jayce6172
      @jayce6172 3 года назад

      @@dominickdarpino5584 LMFAOOOOOO

    • @Breakinghate
      @Breakinghate 3 года назад +1

      @@llic0307 the Jake Paul and thriller law suit

  • @phia486
    @phia486 3 года назад +468

    Loved how Ethan apologized for any implied false allegations towards banks/mike. He handles these situations well and knows when to be serious (especially when it comes to SA). He’s just as funny as he is mature and it’s a great balance that makes these podcasts so amazing

    • @valkrrixy6458
      @valkrrixy6458 3 года назад +4

      I disagree he made false allegations against someone and laughed it off it's a serious thing to be accused of. He also glossed over the underage part completely. Man needs to do more research before he accuses people of such serious crimes.

    • @zalii3306
      @zalii3306 3 года назад +2

      Frenemies does it a bit too often and a bit too aggressively with confidence for it all to just be later dismissed as "actually, I don't think we actually did-- Oh? We did? Oopsie. I apologize. I guess I'll just go assassinate your character for other things to justify my aggresiveness and hostility towards you". Last bit doesn't really apply too much with banks or keem, but he keeps doing the same thing over and over only if he gets caught doing it. Imagine all the times the other people don't fire back.

    • @sadmochineko
      @sadmochineko 3 года назад +14

      ​@@valkrrixy6458 i have seen them publicly support Jake and David on the basis of "they are my bros" / " they seem like nice people" and that is PEAK frat boy behavior. like what others have mentioned, there is no reason for this behavior, except that they have skeletons in their closet themselves and are scared it will spill over onto them, when victims start recognizing that they have power over their abusers by speaking out about it.
      apologizing for IMPLIED false allegations definitely ranks morally superior over supporting actual abusers while admitting that they know jack shit.

    • @kaitlinwalker6066
      @kaitlinwalker6066 3 года назад +2

      He in a lawsuit can’t handle more😂

    • @phia486
      @phia486 3 года назад

      @Maze Same here :)!

  • @mimi-jj8rg
    @mimi-jj8rg 3 года назад +17

    The heaven's gang tweeting at chrissy teigan has me dying, ethan really went off the rails with that bit

  • @Iamtherealtsk
    @Iamtherealtsk 3 года назад +41

    I feel like Ian isn’t even apart of the show anymore. He barely talks or gets camera time.

    • @NatalovesLilly
      @NatalovesLilly 3 года назад +4

      What does Ian do? Like what‘s his job at the podcast? I‘m new to H3 😊

    • @Iamtherealtsk
      @Iamtherealtsk 3 года назад +10

      @@NatalovesLilly He controls the camera views as well with other things. All the guys have their own roles.

    • @laurenrc5956
      @laurenrc5956 3 года назад +6

      Whenever Ethan talks to him he keeps it short. he basically has to beg him to respond. Doesn’t seem like he wants to talk too much tbh
      I wish Ian voluntarily spoke more on his own like the other guys do

  • @MyChannel-dl8if
    @MyChannel-dl8if 3 года назад +170

    There’s something so surreal about them all being there in person together, I’ll lowkey miss the zoom vibes what an era, but I’m excited for the new space!

  • @AngeMaree
    @AngeMaree 3 года назад +816

    "Off the rails" is now my favourite personality trait

    • @HighTide_808
      @HighTide_808 3 года назад +6

      @Muscleman8562 nice self promo

    • @c0c0s0leil
      @c0c0s0leil 3 года назад

      @@HighTide_808 ppp

    • @Wanda-mh6hv
      @Wanda-mh6hv 3 года назад +1

      Anyone notice how Ethan kept using the wrong pronouns for Trisha?

    • @AngeMaree
      @AngeMaree 3 года назад

      @Pondo Logo Maori, I'm from New Zealand

    • @bellah.7171
      @bellah.7171 3 года назад

      @@Wanda-mh6hv trish’s tiktok bio says they/them she/her! i notice too :(( i wish he would refer to trish as them sometimes just to yk validate them but maybe in the future

  • @sydney4517
    @sydney4517 3 года назад +11

    You've actually convinced me to get Canva Pro with this ad read... I never thought I'd see the day

    • @taylorcoleman2175
      @taylorcoleman2175 3 года назад

      Honestly, bc I use the free version for my poetry so I’m pretty hyped

  • @kristenmiles1600
    @kristenmiles1600 3 года назад +10

    The god tweeting bit is literally the funniest thing I’ve seen on the channel in years 😂😂

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 3 года назад +468

    i don’t know who this “Faze Banks” is that’s mentioned in the title.
    I only know about *Faze Blanks*

    • @bruno0_u
      @bruno0_u 3 года назад +20

      Maybe you've heard of Faze Banks' alter ego "Faze Beta"? Ring any bells?

    • @marielijauregui4302
      @marielijauregui4302 3 года назад +31

      I only know beta blanks

    • @AnimeOverdose1
      @AnimeOverdose1 3 года назад

      I only know of Father Banks, if you know you know

    • @-Yikes
      @-Yikes 3 года назад +6

      @Joe R Ethan calls him faze blanks instead of faze banks because he shoots blanks. Also, there’s a sound byte of faze banks saying “faze blanks” so that was even funnier. The beta is as in alpha/betas

    • @colbylogler9958
      @colbylogler9958 3 года назад +1

      I am infinitely smarter than you...

  • @haileewinegar8029
    @haileewinegar8029 3 года назад +659

    The james Charles “oh no” sound bite makes me laugh so hard every time

    • @maddogbird
      @maddogbird 3 года назад +13

      I fucking love that sound bite

    • @amybudafulldisaster3646
      @amybudafulldisaster3646 3 года назад +7

      💨😆💨 I've noticed I say that all the damn time 😆💨😆

    • @katlozbee
      @katlozbee 3 года назад +3

      My 19 yr son and I say it to each other all the time 😭😂😂

    • @bjetsz9359
      @bjetsz9359 3 года назад +1

      Me too 😂😂

    • @lauraraynor-williams7498
      @lauraraynor-williams7498 3 года назад +2

      I definitely use it in everyday life and no one ever knows what it’s from 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @Koley411
    @Koley411 3 года назад +7

    I audibly gasped when I clicked on this episode! His face and neck are looking a lot thinner, and his facial hair looks really good at this length. He’s like actually glowing this episode!
    I hope he’s feeling better about himself! It sucks when you don’t like the way you look!

  • @kybstack
    @kybstack 3 года назад +6

    omg the gregorian chant chrissy tegan bit is one of the funniest things ethan has done on off the rails i am losing it

  • @maryjjaneeee
    @maryjjaneeee 3 года назад +394

    "it's literally worthless and it STILL lost value" yeah honestly same.

  • @celineayesha
    @celineayesha 3 года назад +346

    LMAO i love that ethan couldn't understand the old format of quote tweets and thought chrissy was asking ppl to rt her

    • @dogdude9883
      @dogdude9883 3 года назад +27

      Boomer moment lol

    • @barraza7795
      @barraza7795 3 года назад +4

      @@dogdude9883 epic bruh moment

    • @averya7443
      @averya7443 3 года назад +3

      I didn’t understand it either I was so confused and I’m 22 lol if Dan hadn’t have said anything I wouldn’t have known otherwise

    • @celineayesha
      @celineayesha 3 года назад

      @@averya7443 i’m 22 as well and tbh i forgot they looked that weird. i just thought it was funny how ethan kept saying RT lmao

  • @River739
    @River739 2 года назад +2

    i love watching the old off the rails episodes to show the progression of the intro😂 it’s funny to see how this sound byte was just a short train crash but now it’s fkn pure insanity LOVE IT

  • @JB-wg1vr
    @JB-wg1vr 3 года назад +35

    Mike is the equivalent of the people who challenge Simon Cowell to sing after he tells them they can’t sing

  • @setofreakinkaiba8553
    @setofreakinkaiba8553 3 года назад +348

    Them saying Scrubs and Criminal Minds are the same. It kills me. 😂

    • @makrivera7988
      @makrivera7988 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @littlewifethatcould
      @littlewifethatcould 3 года назад +4

      Right? I was like “what?! How are they the same?!” One is about crime and the other is a sitcom about nurses and doctors. Two totally different worlds. 😂 This tells me none of them have seen either.

    • @Ariana-yl3ww
      @Ariana-yl3ww 3 года назад +3

      @@littlewifethatcould honestly it's such an ethan thing to say I wasn't even phased

  • @brendans.9515
    @brendans.9515 3 года назад +575

    Mike honestly just loves hearing himself talk because at some point in his life a girl told him they liked hearing him talk, and now he thinks everyone is blessed when he speaks.

    • @FlavioDeFeo
      @FlavioDeFeo 3 года назад +17

      You might actually be spot on

    • @lm1629
      @lm1629 3 года назад +2

      Lol ☠️

    • @GaaraFan01
      @GaaraFan01 3 года назад

      Lmfaooo truth

    • @sirmel11
      @sirmel11 3 года назад +1

      I feel like a compliment wouldn't change someone's world like that.

    • @brendans.9515
      @brendans.9515 3 года назад +10

      @@sirmel11 that’s how narcissistic personalities work.

  • @egjowogopwro
    @egjowogopwro 3 года назад +6

    1:09:59 at this point Dan is just like "You know what? Go ahead dude, say whatever, youtube is gonna fire us soon but it's ok" hahahaha

  • @wavywoman1494
    @wavywoman1494 3 года назад +16

    I’d love to see some Chrissy Tiegen content like how they pull Joe Rogen calling in 😭😭😭

  • @ciarraRizzuto9
    @ciarraRizzuto9 3 года назад +298

    “What’s wrong bae, you haven’t even touched your special edition faze blanks hamburger helper”

    • @ciarraRizzuto9
      @ciarraRizzuto9 3 года назад +2

      @crycharlie aww thank you 🙏🏻

    • @morgthestallion
      @morgthestallion 3 года назад +2

      i’m dead

    • @ciarraRizzuto9
      @ciarraRizzuto9 3 года назад +1

      @@morgthestallion 😭😭😭🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

    • @audreymaize
      @audreymaize 3 года назад +5

      “The hamburger helper smells like the hotdog flavored hamburger helper”

    • @urmum2051
      @urmum2051 3 года назад +1

      that sentence just gave me depression

  • @KirbaZ
    @KirbaZ 3 года назад +5

    I love Dan in the background trying not to laugh while AB is lying during the Canva ad

  • @Xnataliebrown
    @Xnataliebrown 3 года назад +5

    DAN MENTIONED MASS EFFECT my favourite video game series. Well.. I love him even more now 🙃🌌🤍

  • @madshauerslev
    @madshauerslev 3 года назад +245

    I forgot how much better the banter is when they are all together. Freaking excited for the many eps to come in the new studio!

    • @jessicatavi116
      @jessicatavi116 3 года назад

      Yea the banter is pretty great now that they're back!!!

  • @ZackTheDad
    @ZackTheDad 3 года назад +215

    2019: "Sweet and innocent Zack, we love him, so innocent"
    2021 "It kind of smells like a dirty sock, I like it" "Yeahhhhh you like it YOU FREAK"
    Oh how the times have changed

    • @sophiebanana
      @sophiebanana 3 года назад +2

      hes innocent and dirty at the same time. Truly the golden boy 😇

    • @ZackTheDad
      @ZackTheDad 3 года назад +1

      @@sophiebanana Yea he's made some serious character growth ever since he had challengers for the H3 heartthrob title xD

  • @cails178
    @cails178 3 года назад +13

    Ethan fricken ASCENDED after smelling Belle Delphine's spit jar

  • @kellyamato6898
    @kellyamato6898 3 года назад +15

    The dude was on lost, which was really popular at the time. It was on every grocery store magazine. My parents used to punish me if I didn't go on dates with all these random rich dudes I didn't like...I didn't realize that wasn't normal until I was in my 20's. Edit* I was 15.

    • @Choccoco
      @Choccoco 3 года назад +1

      That's gross I'm sorry you had to go through that.

  • @nickyrick503
    @nickyrick503 3 года назад +232

    I will never get over that Dan is always making such great jokes that they all just seem to ignore

  • @chrissieduplessis1111
    @chrissieduplessis1111 3 года назад +300

    “2005 James Charles was the age of his victims.” 😂

  • @ExplorationUnexplained
    @ExplorationUnexplained 3 года назад +6

    When he sets the jar down after the smell it makes a perfect "bonk" sound effect

  • @shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317
    @shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317 3 года назад +11

    Poor Courtney. It’s so strange to see what and how much has changed since that Anderson cooper Ridiculist exposé on her. She was teenager. Christ. I know exactly what she was doing, and by that I mean I know she had no idea what she was doing

  • @heatherkay6340
    @heatherkay6340 3 года назад +310

    Oh my god, Ethan looks so skinny and handsome, when did this turn into beautiful world?

  • @emrazum
    @emrazum 3 года назад +117

    Dan is quickly becoming the best part of Off the Rails

  • @CNosaj
    @CNosaj 3 года назад

    New set! Congrats on everyone getting there!
    I wish you all nothing but the best!🙌🏼

  • @OssianMills
    @OssianMills 3 года назад +5

    "Ooooo I like this Mass effect music music we have going..." -Dan
    Me: playing Mass Effect LE while watching - "we are aligned, nothing is a coincidence"

  • @ElizabethButters1111
    @ElizabethButters1111 3 года назад +598

    I will never get over the way Ethan says the word “sing-ging”

    • @-Yikes
      @-Yikes 3 года назад +24

      Same shoutout to your famoly

    • @grayson.0101
      @grayson.0101 3 года назад +31

      Everytime he says it, it reminds me of that time when Austin (Post Malone) mentioned it lol

    • @moh4842
      @moh4842 3 года назад +13

      And ‘sing-ger’

    • @jameshalligan6142
      @jameshalligan6142 3 года назад +25

      Post Malone mentioned that on the pod because he thought it was hilarious. Ever since then I’m painfully aware every time Ethan says it.

    • @ElizabethButters1111
      @ElizabethButters1111 3 года назад +5

      @@jameshalligan6142 yeah I was glad that post said something cuz it is a pretty epic pronunciation lol

  • @justrosie
    @justrosie 3 года назад +276

    Dan: “Criminal Minds and Scrubs, they have the same premise.”
    I thought Ethan was the one supposed to be Off the Rails?

    • @squattibbits6396
      @squattibbits6396 3 года назад +1

      Lmao glad someone said it

    • @bonbon5189
      @bonbon5189 3 года назад

      🤣

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy 3 года назад +3

      An ensemble cast makes occasional jokes about serious shit, it's over simplified but it's basically true

    • @fangsfangs
      @fangsfangs 3 года назад +1

      Everyone is off the rails

    • @lunasol609
      @lunasol609 3 года назад +6

      pretty sure he was joking guys

  • @kiyoshibelluscio
    @kiyoshibelluscio 3 года назад +10

    Dan is my favorite. Intelligent and sets everyone straight. Ha ha.

  • @kittymochi
    @kittymochi 3 года назад +2

    Omg I was so surprised to see that Canva sponsored you guys! I actually use it all the time for graphic design work hahahaha

  • @heliumhunterr
    @heliumhunterr 3 года назад +304

    I’ve been watching Ethan for 5 years and I have never seen him make the faces he made when he smelt the inside of the spit container.

    • @TaraSmallss
      @TaraSmallss 3 года назад +10

      I was thinking the same thing. I don’t even think those faces could be repeated

    • @bearfoxwolfdeer
      @bearfoxwolfdeer 3 года назад +1

      👁👄👁

    • @gioscanno6114
      @gioscanno6114 3 года назад +6

      Gives me flashbacks to his old reaction videos lol

    • @sandersonsister_11
      @sandersonsister_11 3 года назад

      Same! I laughed so hard

    • @music4me12324
      @music4me12324 3 года назад

      He looked like Bob from Bobs burgers lmaoo

  • @bhoffz
    @bhoffz 3 года назад +154

    Ethan-“If you’re out there buying yummy coin I can’t help you” 🤣 hahah

  • @katiee_b
    @katiee_b 3 года назад +2

    It’s so cool to see the crew all together :’)

  • @chocolatesprite
    @chocolatesprite 3 года назад

    Loving the new format, the vibe with everyone in the room really brings out the best of this podcast

  • @nabbyash
    @nabbyash 3 года назад +321

    there’s definitely a more “just guys being dudes” feel now that they’re all in the same room together instead of virtual lmao

  • @distantcosm0
    @distantcosm0 3 года назад +175

    Okay but I can see ethans face thinning out! I’m so proud of him for finding something that works for him and sticking it out long enough to start seeing results

  • @AJ04029
    @AJ04029 3 года назад +2

    The best sound bites in a podcast
    I see other podcast trying to do the same but I can’t help to say H3 has the best sound bites and perfect timing every time👍🏻

  • @dylanosomthing1119
    @dylanosomthing1119 3 года назад +12

    Can’t wait for the GTA 6 mission where you slap the shit out of everyone in a “hype house” lol

    • @Ghuleh13
      @Ghuleh13 3 года назад

      Can't wait to do that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mollyfoxxx
    @mollyfoxxx 3 года назад +243

    I didn’t think I’d be sitting here watching people smell a jar of Belle Delphine’s evaporated, decaying spit…yet here I am.

    • @morgthestallion
      @morgthestallion 3 года назад +6

      i gagged every time someone took a whiff
      also nice pfp 😛

  • @theamhway
    @theamhway 3 года назад +232

    Ethan definitely lost at least 15 lbs. Trisha's manifestation worked! 😱 Skinny legend lol

    • @theamhway
      @theamhway 3 года назад

      @@jernyx9139 idc. as long as he's happy. I just wanted to point out that his efforts are fruitful.

  • @yanngie
    @yanngie 3 года назад +6

    To quote from one of my favourite game about Ethan’s 0 = infinity idea:
    “It's like the number zero... It's empty, but at the same time holds infinite possibilities.” - Igor, Persona 3

    • @yanngie
      @yanngie 3 года назад

      @illicitlitmisfit Maybe? 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @Megara.x
    @Megara.x 3 года назад +11

    Ethan coming up with sacrilegious tweets from god and jesus, and then reacting to how too far they go, it really gives me Michael Scott vibes haha

    • @genericsocks7542
      @genericsocks7542 3 года назад +1

      It’s almost more funny that everyone is sitting there stone faced and Ethan is just going on and on with this bit, hammering it into the ground. Like he likes to crack himself up for some reason.

    • @user-bl4oq7fd8d
      @user-bl4oq7fd8d 3 года назад

      omg the Micheal Scott vibes are strong now that you mention it... And the crew not reacting even plays into that xD

  • @elijah4785
    @elijah4785 3 года назад +158

    “There's no such thing as a coincidence” is my new favorite sound bite