Preußens Gloria (prussia glory march)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @ottovonbismarck5836
    @ottovonbismarck5836 5 лет назад +10680

    Yes, I Constructed a Strong Nation.

    • @idkboredlord1391
      @idkboredlord1391 4 года назад +235

      Yes

    • @Z.E.O.25
      @Z.E.O.25 4 года назад +769

      Close your eyes.
      What you see is Germany without you.

    • @sota8898
      @sota8898 4 года назад +318

      Congrats, you got a ship named after you!
      It was also a king.
      (irony?)

    • @VHS_Avenger
      @VHS_Avenger 4 года назад +133

      "Why do yes I unified Germany how could you tell?"

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 года назад +43

      @@Z.E.O.25 NEIN

  • @thecolonoscoper5168
    @thecolonoscoper5168 3 года назад +6556

    Legend has it that if you look in a mirror at 3 a.m. and say "Preussens Gloria" 1871 times, the ghost of Otto von Bismarck will awaken and encircle Paris.

    • @reuberndoesthingsthathemig1025
      @reuberndoesthingsthathemig1025 3 года назад +250

      Well we now what to do init bruv

    • @OmegaSicarius
      @OmegaSicarius 3 года назад +252

      Didnt work

    • @dragon9964
      @dragon9964 3 года назад +54

      @@Stuff_centeral you missed the joke idiot

    • @gnomeones
      @gnomeones 3 года назад +169

      I tried it and I could hear soles screaming for artillery to hit them

    • @ayylmaoo7071
      @ayylmaoo7071 3 года назад +385

      I don't know if i did something wrong but instead of Otto Von Bismarck some woman called "mom" went up to me and beat me with a belt.

  • @siriusblack7382
    @siriusblack7382 5 лет назад +6665

    *this is what Belgium heard*
    *twice*

    • @MANU-bh5mk
      @MANU-bh5mk 4 года назад +266

      But they didnt heard it really long BLITZKRIEG

    • @李定恆-f7r
      @李定恆-f7r 4 года назад +38

      Sir Belgium hear is german not Prussia/

    • @yc2780
      @yc2780 4 года назад +93

      France three times

    • @fritz1143
      @fritz1143 4 года назад +16

      Hi Sirius

    • @dosdoomguy2285
      @dosdoomguy2285 4 года назад +21

      France three times

  • @NINOGIANLUCA
    @NINOGIANLUCA Год назад +2804

    This hits harder than the Treaty of Versailles

  • @marceleitelo2413
    @marceleitelo2413 5 лет назад +6232

    I played this at Kaliningrad
    Now it's Königsberg

  • @evy2031
    @evy2031 8 лет назад +4281

    I'm just imagining that one guy who had to hold the xylophone in the marching band

    • @evy2031
      @evy2031 8 лет назад +160

      +Francis Ford holy crap

    • @link955NH
      @link955NH 8 лет назад +253

      We had those in my marching band in high school. It's called a "Glockenspeil," or just "bells." It's a common instrument, not that heavy, but a bitch to play while you're marching.

    • @francisford2389
      @francisford2389 8 лет назад +66

      Our marching bands have these "Glockenspiele", too. I'm gonna see them this weekend at our "Schützenfest".

    • @link955NH
      @link955NH 8 лет назад +27

      I played Sousaphone in marching band. Not quite the same as a marching tuba, but still a beast to haul around in August.

    • @fraugaladriel5894
      @fraugaladriel5894 8 лет назад +85

      +Evy!
      We need a new Prussia without islam

  • @federalrepublicofgermany7045
    @federalrepublicofgermany7045 5 лет назад +1979

    “Where Some Nations Possess An Army,The Prussian Army Possesses A Nation”

    • @karlvonhohenzollern5418
      @karlvonhohenzollern5418 5 лет назад +5

      Not psses but Federate

    • @mointz
      @mointz 5 лет назад +50

      You know what would be great? If I don't have to read this same quote in the comment sections of all the Prussian music I listen too.

    • @tamasdupcsak2989
      @tamasdupcsak2989 5 лет назад

      😳😂

    • @DunnoWhatHandleToUse
      @DunnoWhatHandleToUse 4 года назад +2

      '[Prussia] is the most slavish country in Europe." - Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

    • @sheriff0017
      @sheriff0017 4 года назад +9

      Jeremy Irons: Yesterday, we were an army with no country, tomorrow we must decide which country we want to buy!

  • @Gearcareer
    @Gearcareer 8 месяцев назад +599

    Puberty is kind of like belgium, you *HAVE* to go through it.

    • @Sratusz_320
      @Sratusz_320 7 месяцев назад +11

      Such an underrated comment

    • @redhen2123
      @redhen2123 7 месяцев назад +54

      "Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it." - Joseph Stalin

    • @yoylecake313
      @yoylecake313 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@redhen2123 took a horrific turn there but then i saw who said that quote and was unsurprised

    • @BerianYT
      @BerianYT 3 месяца назад

      VTNC

    • @ICZROXX
      @ICZROXX 3 месяца назад +1

      💀

  • @-socialcredit
    @-socialcredit 4 года назад +2287

    I could've sworn that I left Silesia somewhere here...

  • @wilhelmii4239
    @wilhelmii4239 7 лет назад +23828

    1 Like And I'll Not Respect Belgium's Neutrality

  • @sheriff0017
    @sheriff0017 4 года назад +17681

    When your girlfriend asks for the best music for a walk through Paris.

  • @tow_maniu
    @tow_maniu 8 месяцев назад +309

    Meanwhile in Poland: When you stop the video, but music still playing

    • @ElijahVacuums
      @ElijahVacuums 7 месяцев назад +12

      THIS IS A CERTIFIED ONLY IN POLAND MOMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

    • @metzgerguild2782
      @metzgerguild2782 7 месяцев назад +7

      Poland gonna be invaded

    • @yoylecake313
      @yoylecake313 6 месяцев назад +6

      Meanwhile in Kaliningrad, Russia: When you stop the video, but the music is still playing and the Prussian flag is raised

    • @slavic_viking9638
      @slavic_viking9638 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@yoylecake313 Cue "the sacred war" That should remind them to lay it off

    • @AquaFoolz
      @AquaFoolz 3 месяца назад

      That would be erika bro

  • @rovert881
    @rovert881 4 года назад +3554

    Where is Prussia now?
    In Our Hearts

    • @Capellix0001
      @Capellix0001 4 года назад +32

      @@ccj9924 Thanks for the info and rip real germany

    • @Sourdough2269
      @Sourdough2269 4 года назад +37

      Prussian Marches still happen in sweden and chile

    • @nrw64
      @nrw64 4 года назад +19

      @@ccj9924 Es gibt ja noch eine gewisse blaue Partei die man 2021 wählen könnte...
      Nur so'n Gedanke.

    • @hafizhmuhammad229
      @hafizhmuhammad229 4 года назад +11

      @@ccj9924 still don't know why Muslims in europe is hated but Muslims in south east asia is loved, the majority of us live in harmony here unlike Muslims in europe

    • @nrw64
      @nrw64 4 года назад +2

      @@ccj9924
      Das sehe ich anders ich bin selber 18 Jahre alt und werde sie selber wählen.
      Aber ich weiß worauf du hinaus willst. Es gibt viele in der jüngeren Generation die nicht eigenständig denken können und nur auf das hören was man in den Medien sagt.
      Deshalb ist es wichtig die AfD zu wählen damit sie eine Kraft wird die man nicht länger ignorieren kann.

  • @armorpiercingfreedom1693
    @armorpiercingfreedom1693 6 лет назад +2297

    Who needs rap when you have Prussian Gloria

    • @qopiqq3629
      @qopiqq3629 5 лет назад +21

      This comment made my week. Thanks bro :)

    • @alpharonnie7052
      @alpharonnie7052 5 лет назад +11

      Agree!

    • @CyclismHS
      @CyclismHS 5 лет назад +5

      @@theandrewloeffler hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @algideri143
      @algideri143 5 лет назад +20

      Preußens Gloria

    • @elitecommando1176
      @elitecommando1176 5 лет назад +3

      Armor Piercing Freedom just turn up the speed to 2x

  • @nathanielartosilla9110
    @nathanielartosilla9110 4 года назад +6028

    British pastime: Tea
    American pastime: Baseball
    Russian pastime: Gulag
    German pastime: France

  • @Kaiser_Blow
    @Kaiser_Blow 7 месяцев назад +427

    100% discipline
    230% Preußen
    150% Motivation
    129% Kaiser
    190% Military techniques

    • @hofnarrtheclown
      @hofnarrtheclown 7 месяцев назад +22

      1701% Glory

    • @iamsiley
      @iamsiley 6 месяцев назад +5

      0% Math

    • @worchestershiresauce8200
      @worchestershiresauce8200 6 месяцев назад

      @@iamsiley U should not be talking anything with this profile pic and anyways its a damn joke about History, get your funky ass on.

    • @oldironfarm
      @oldironfarm 5 месяцев назад +18

      1871% Für ze Kaiser

    • @khalidshubbar6911
      @khalidshubbar6911 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​​@@oldironfarm
      Vereinbart. Fur zhe Kaiser!
      👑🇩🇪 🙃🇾🇪 ⬛⬜🟥

  • @Madslav398
    @Madslav398 5 лет назад +9795

    *When the hot girl says she’s into guys with discipline*

  • @aaronlee6279
    @aaronlee6279 4 года назад +9196

    Prussia's not a country with an army, Prussia's an army with country.

    • @brremsilverte.9022
      @brremsilverte.9022 3 года назад +229

      Was

    • @Kanbei11
      @Kanbei11 3 года назад +52

      Voltaire iirc

    • @mojaveko1917
      @mojaveko1917 3 года назад +331

      @@brremsilverte.9022 dont remind me 😭😭

    • @HakimFinger1953
      @HakimFinger1953 3 года назад +47

      @@mojaveko1917 what if your prussian like me???
      big sad

    • @mojaveko1917
      @mojaveko1917 3 года назад +99

      @@HakimFinger1953 I am big sad, the fact that Prussia went from an "is" to a "was"

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 4 года назад +6349

    Everyone: "Kaliningrad"
    Me an intellectual: *Königsberg*

  • @josem588
    @josem588 Год назад +459

    Imagine walking in Paris and while this song is playing at full volume.

    • @dave1234aust
      @dave1234aust Год назад +78

      I did, and suddenly there was a huge amount of white tablecloths being waved around.

    • @QUEfrang
      @QUEfrang Год назад +23

      @@dave1234aust Were they white?

    • @SimonMustonen
      @SimonMustonen Год назад +21

      Instant surrender

    • @HENNY_22
      @HENNY_22 Год назад +8

      Wouldn't be the first

    • @jeffreygao3956
      @jeffreygao3956 Год назад +11

      Plot twist: Upon hearing this, a ballerina kisses you and asks "I love this music! Can I go on a date with you?"

  • @mrsponkman
    @mrsponkman 4 года назад +2131

    Germany: I Hate you France!!
    France: I Hate you too!!
    Belgium: ah shit here we go again

    • @rzant2239
      @rzant2239 3 года назад +17

      I think France is friend of germany

    • @hexagonalawareness3584
      @hexagonalawareness3584 3 года назад +65

      @@rzant2239 They are now but considering that you're Middle-Eastern, it's understandable that you didn't know that they weren't at one point

    • @khamadavindra6256
      @khamadavindra6256 3 года назад +9

      @@rzant2239 you dont understand this comment?

    • @dangerdragon5525
      @dangerdragon5525 3 года назад +16

      @@rzant2239 1871, 1914,1939...

    • @cmds5604
      @cmds5604 3 года назад +6

      @@dangerdragon5525 and 1803

  • @b3ygghsas
    @b3ygghsas 5 лет назад +5416

    My school had a costume day for halloween, people went as doctors, sailors, vampires, monsters, etc, i went as a prussian, i'm sure Bismarck is proud of me...

    • @jacobscarrottsnow2008
      @jacobscarrottsnow2008 4 года назад +201

      Ja, einfach ja

    • @tip4307
      @tip4307 4 года назад +110

      Did you really? Or no

    • @yangerjamir0906
      @yangerjamir0906 4 года назад +257

      Even though you were underage I'd have bought you a beer or two.

    • @b3ygghsas
      @b3ygghsas 4 года назад +348

      @@tip4307 Well yes, I even took a photo of the history teacher with the pickelhaube, this year im going as a roman legionary

    • @b3ygghsas
      @b3ygghsas 4 года назад +76

      @Sacha Pourafzal I made it myself with a cap, paper, cardboard and ink spray

  • @emdasch6065
    @emdasch6065 6 лет назад +2033

    But Bismarck had a plan.
    Bismarck *always* had a plan.

  • @andreman86
    @andreman86 Год назад +87

    I set this as my mornin' alarm for about 6 months now and it still vibes 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @viviankracaski4308
    @viviankracaski4308 4 года назад +9559

    Therapist: "German bread doesn't exist. It can't hurt you."
    Bread: "Gluten Tag"

  • @unnamedaccount7187
    @unnamedaccount7187 6 лет назад +933

    In Communist Russia, the Party has an army.
    In Kaiserreich Prussia, the Army has a country.

    • @Iwantmilk0
      @Iwantmilk0 5 лет назад +1

      Go flow?

    • @brad3154
      @brad3154 5 лет назад +24

      In Communist Russia, they have a band of states in a union.
      In Prussia, they have a band of states in a C O N F E D E R A T I O N

    • @dyster6747
      @dyster6747 5 лет назад +1

      Kaiserreich Prussia....
      Back to school, fat rat.

    • @deraltefritz1458
      @deraltefritz1458 5 лет назад

      Dyster Brandenburg Prussia was better to say

    • @rinnitonink6250
      @rinnitonink6250 5 лет назад

      Communist no,is socialist

  • @citywokbesitzer6834
    @citywokbesitzer6834 5 лет назад +2335

    France in 1870: "Wow I am so powerful, nobody can compete with me."
    Prussia: "GUTEN TAG"

    • @blitzkrupp8583
      @blitzkrupp8583 4 года назад +153

      Level 1 Napoleon 3
      Level 50 Napoleon 1
      Level 100 *BISMARCK*

    • @achadenjoyer6485
      @achadenjoyer6485 4 года назад +27

      @@blitzkrupp8583 no Napoléon III 10 Bismarck 50 and Napoléon I 100

    • @blitzkrupp8583
      @blitzkrupp8583 4 года назад +18

      @@achadenjoyer6485 I think
      Napoleon - 100
      Bismarck - 80

    • @achadenjoyer6485
      @achadenjoyer6485 4 года назад +4

      @@blitzkrupp8583 yeah ok Prusse is a great empire

    • @blitzkrupp8583
      @blitzkrupp8583 4 года назад

      @@achadenjoyer6485 😂😂😂😂😹🤣🤣🤣

  • @c.lynnmiller5677
    @c.lynnmiller5677 5 месяцев назад +41

    During the 1848 revolutions, when asked what he thought they should do, a 33 year old Prussian aristocrat called Otto Von Bismarck said nothing, but instead leaned over to a piano and tapped out the march of the Prussian infantry.

  • @sovietmuffin501
    @sovietmuffin501 5 лет назад +2235

    I played this in Strasbourg.
    Now it’s straßburg

    • @wommyu
      @wommyu 5 лет назад +138

      But its actually Straßburg

    • @waxspace1843
      @waxspace1843 4 года назад +8

      Wommy U it is now

    • @laptitemusicienne3183
      @laptitemusicienne3183 4 года назад +1

      Wommy U Not at all 😂

    • @Willy-nu3oc
      @Willy-nu3oc 4 года назад +15

      It's always been german name.

    • @radopon
      @radopon 4 года назад +7

      Soviet Muffin it’s always has been Straßburg what are you talking about

  • @aleksandrowsky1231
    @aleksandrowsky1231 6 лет назад +1543

    Otto von Bismarck
    He attack
    He attack
    But most importantly
    He attack

  • @michaelwood4494
    @michaelwood4494 6 лет назад +262

    I came here to read the comments. I was satisfied.

  • @Fumblerful
    @Fumblerful Год назад +96

    "Touch grass," -Otto Von Bismarck upon seeing the internet.

    • @augustulus1277
      @augustulus1277 Год назад +12

      He has a way with words that are just heart touching

  • @Fuzato15
    @Fuzato15 7 лет назад +364

    "Prussia was hatched from a cannonball" Napoleon Bonaparte
    This quote itself describes the country more than any history book.

    • @genghiskhan6809
      @genghiskhan6809 7 лет назад

      Fuzato15 *hatched

    • @jacktanner4948
      @jacktanner4948 6 лет назад +43

      That or Voltaires quote, Where some states have an army, Prussia is an army that posesses a state.

    • @Fuzato15
      @Fuzato15 6 лет назад

      Genghis Khan680 sorry

    • @benrose6033
      @benrose6033 6 лет назад +4

      P R U S S I A T H E I R O N
      K I N G D O M.

    • @ycasto1063
      @ycasto1063 6 лет назад +8

      "Other countries have an army for their state, Prussia has a state for the army"

  • @personinapurplebackground7410
    @personinapurplebackground7410 5 лет назад +3341

    Medic: sir you have been on a coma for 107 years
    Patience:I can't wait to go back to Prussia
    Medic: about that

    • @rhysnichols8608
      @rhysnichols8608 5 лет назад +261

      Go to chilly, it’s the closest you can find Prussian traditions, they still use the picklehauben and 1870s gun carriages.

    • @iskandarthemalayfarmer1796
      @iskandarthemalayfarmer1796 5 лет назад +153

      Rhys Nichols Chile*

    • @rhysnichols8608
      @rhysnichols8608 5 лет назад +92

      denis
      Alright, alright Chile 🇨🇱 just a spelling error

    • @Cris-qc5zc
      @Cris-qc5zc 5 лет назад +49

      Medic: Prussia îs gone, sadly. You woke up in the 21st century.

    • @vector9511
      @vector9511 5 лет назад +9

      @@Cris-qc5zc We also now wrîte î like thîs now.

  • @PSYDEN159
    @PSYDEN159 4 года назад +1835

    Teacher: Today we learn about discipline!
    The Prussian kid:

    • @ggsay1687
      @ggsay1687 4 года назад +20

      @Kane the anime king more like japanese kid

    • @lotrlmao1648
      @lotrlmao1648 4 года назад +34

      @Kane the anime king More like jannissary kid

    • @numbdigger1663
      @numbdigger1663 4 года назад +9

      more like русский kid

    • @lvintagenerd
      @lvintagenerd 4 года назад +1

      Profile Photo.

    • @cope2217
      @cope2217 4 года назад

      More like Serbian

  • @bigchunges4856
    @bigchunges4856 Год назад +273

    The year is 4056, all humans have died and aliens land on Earth. They find a machine with this song playing and they think to themselves: 'This is a masterpiece.'

    • @captain_kes_kae7327
      @captain_kes_kae7327 10 месяцев назад +20

      Next thing you know prussia got reformed

    • @yoylecake313
      @yoylecake313 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@captain_kes_kae7327 The aliens find out the original source of the music (Preußens Gloria) and in turn find out the name of the music and rediscover the Prussian Kingdom and then later discover the German language by accident and decide to learn it. They then decide to rebuild the Kingdom of Prussia.

    • @captain_kes_kae7327
      @captain_kes_kae7327 7 месяцев назад +7

      FUR KAISER GOTT UND DAS VATERLAND

    • @StalkerX426
      @StalkerX426 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@yoylecake313this is actually a good book idea

    • @Spystreak
      @Spystreak 4 месяца назад

      there are no aliens they're a cover for advanced stealth craft made under operation paperclip

  • @kye6375
    @kye6375 5 лет назад +2122

    Prussia,
    They attac
    They attac
    But most importantly,
    Yeah they honestly just attac

    • @robertdragne8506
      @robertdragne8506 5 лет назад +129

      Prussia
      They attac
      They attack
      But most importantly
      OTTO VON BISMARCK

    • @waliahmed7931
      @waliahmed7931 5 лет назад +39

      Ya Bois forgot me :(

    • @waliahmed7931
      @waliahmed7931 5 лет назад +34

      If I was alive I would have conquered the entire Austrian Empire

    • @robertdragne8506
      @robertdragne8506 5 лет назад +8

      Frederick The Great Good idea

    • @wallnusschef1386
      @wallnusschef1386 5 лет назад +5

      Actually they thought the the lessest wars in the History of all European Super Powers

  • @travelertuber9487
    @travelertuber9487 5 лет назад +626

    When you find out you might have a small percentage of german ancestry.

    • @koisov4401
      @koisov4401 5 лет назад +13

      Im from north poland so i think i might be prussian :D

    • @louisvogel6203
      @louisvogel6203 5 лет назад +7

      @@koisov4401 no you have to be a german

    • @koisov4401
      @koisov4401 5 лет назад +1

      Gotthilf von Bismarck
      No, i just need gemrna ancestry

    • @setsunaeien7480
      @setsunaeien7480 5 лет назад +11

      I'm half German. I'm proud of it dammit!

    • @ThiagoFK55
      @ThiagoFK55 5 лет назад +2

      @@setsunaeien7480 Als ich!

  • @soobaroo8253
    @soobaroo8253 6 лет назад +3318

    My computer is getting annexed, he-
    *Zu spät ... mein Computer ist jetzt Deutsch. Für den Kaiser!*

    • @abcelon8448
      @abcelon8448 6 лет назад +64

      Glory

    • @thephantomthievesofhearts4388
      @thephantomthievesofhearts4388 6 лет назад +26

      I thought the German word for “The” is “Der”.

    • @ОвочеваБаза
      @ОвочеваБаза 6 лет назад +172

      The Phantom Thieves of Hearts German language, unlike English, has grammatical genders and cases. so the definite articles in German are conjugated according to the case and gender. so for example the definite article of masculine gender 'der' is conjugated like this:
      Nominative: der (der Kaiser)
      Accusative: den (den Kaiser, für den Kaiser -- for the Kaiser)
      Dative: dem (dem Kaiser, ich gab dem Kaiser mein Herz -- I gave the Kaiser my heart)
      Genitive: des (des Kaisers, Heer des Kaisers -- the Kaiser's army)
      kinda like that :)

    • @lauriewalker90
      @lauriewalker90 6 лет назад +3

      Eine guter Spass.

    • @josegg4513
      @josegg4513 6 лет назад +2

      Pero también es la espina dorsal de Chile, un país sudamericano que ha sabido imponer su fuerza en latinoamerica. Por algo ningún vecino se ha atrevido invadirnos, porque saben de nuestra fuerza militar y social

  • @SEALZlE
    @SEALZlE 9 месяцев назад +20

    I played this a bit too loud and now Kaliningrad is Königsberg

  • @FieldMarshalYT
    @FieldMarshalYT 7 лет назад +2773

    onyl 1870's kids will remember this

  • @Aqui1us
    @Aqui1us 6 лет назад +835

    This comment section is pure gold

    • @commanderwilliam3693
      @commanderwilliam3693 6 лет назад +4

      Arne Fischer I fuckin know right

    • @grolash6219
      @grolash6219 6 лет назад +35

      It's pure *discipline*

    • @NT.99
      @NT.99 6 лет назад +9

      Eu4 community is awesome

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 6 лет назад +6

      You mean iron. We are talking about Prussia after all!

    • @NT.99
      @NT.99 6 лет назад +3

      Pikkabuu both are awesome.
      Prussia is also an important country in Eu4.

  • @aletim01
    @aletim01 6 лет назад +3346

    *The perfect Empire doesn't exi-*

    • @tomasveronesi7322
      @tomasveronesi7322 6 лет назад +49

      Germans have the German empire and Italy the ran empire

    • @aldrictan
      @aldrictan 6 лет назад +47

      This is actually the Kingdom of Prussia

    • @MrPanda-ol6ko
      @MrPanda-ol6ko 6 лет назад +13

      Soviet Empire

    • @500hour2
      @500hour2 6 лет назад +28

      Swedish Empire was the best empire
      Change my mind

    • @jjoskar5248
      @jjoskar5248 6 лет назад +8

      there wasnt any prussian empire

  • @lilfishyfry.
    @lilfishyfry. Год назад +50

    When your an austrian soldier chilling in northern bohemia and hear this banger slowly get louder:

  • @idrankcyanideifeelbad3109
    @idrankcyanideifeelbad3109 4 года назад +1039

    Normal version:
    Russia
    Pro version:
    Prussia

    • @farid.2972
      @farid.2972 4 года назад +10

      unterrated comment

    • @Darkspace.
      @Darkspace. 4 года назад +49

      That's right! Communism is not welcome here

    • @tolaybaton7344
      @tolaybaton7344 4 года назад +9

      Ясно русофоб

    • @zurdddtk3025
      @zurdddtk3025 4 года назад +7

      @@Darkspace. Soviet Prussia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> imperalist and Fascist Prussia

    • @Darkspace.
      @Darkspace. 4 года назад +26

      @@zurdddtk3025 Yeah soviet Prussia, you mean the thing that doesn't exist?

  • @okcool2952
    @okcool2952 6 лет назад +1610

    *The beat drops harder than the military of france in 1871*

  • @GhostlyWillow
    @GhostlyWillow Год назад +56

    I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.

  • @Supermariocrosser
    @Supermariocrosser 5 лет назад +535

    American: Are you Australian?
    Austrian: For the last time I’m not-
    *Prussian marches in the street*
    Austrian: Eh.. Never mind.. yes and we have kangaroos.

    • @dwaynedurango1064
      @dwaynedurango1064 5 лет назад +7

      XD

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 5 лет назад +13

      See, I almost got myself wooshed, because I only read the ending and was going to say, “Don’t you mean Australians?” That was a close one.

    • @fenrirrising131
      @fenrirrising131 4 года назад +3

      *HUEHUEHUE AMURICUH DUMMM*

    • @allanjbucknol4414
      @allanjbucknol4414 4 года назад +5

      This desreves *Way* more likes

    • @lotrlmao1648
      @lotrlmao1648 4 года назад +1

      Sadly nowadays that germany abandoned its tradition, and austria is no more than a minor nation instead what it used to be, an empire

  • @thebj2701
    @thebj2701 6 лет назад +6365

    In Soviet Russia your country has an army.
    *In Prussia the army has a country!*

    • @sonemesis7083
      @sonemesis7083 6 лет назад +193

      Every member of our glorious state is either serving the state or is a reserve. No exceptions

    • @UwU-xk5cx
      @UwU-xk5cx 6 лет назад +239

      It actually was said by a Prussian Government Minister called Friedrich von Schrötter, he said that "Prussia was not a country with an army, but an army with a country"

    • @augustus4777
      @augustus4777 6 лет назад +98

      @@jaydenfoxx2409
      '' _Lol not funny_ ''
      *Lol*
      *Kowalski analysis*

    • @rauls9913
      @rauls9913 6 лет назад +42

      @@jaydenfoxx2409 literally a voltaire quote, its not supposed to be funny

    • @lonathan5653
      @lonathan5653 6 лет назад +17

      @@sonemesis7083 even babies will serve on front lines NO EXCEPTIONS

  • @benefort823
    @benefort823 8 лет назад +4841

    I WANT THIS LOUDER! I WANT THIS BLASTING THROUGH THE STREETS OF PARIS!

    • @alaandre004
      @alaandre004 8 лет назад +320

      Benefort NO! MOSCOW

    • @benefort823
      @benefort823 8 лет назад +503

      Why not both? IT'S ALL RIGHTFUL GERMAN CLAY!

    • @zeultimatefrenchy134
      @zeultimatefrenchy134 8 лет назад +261

      Why not EVERY country in the world ? They did nazi that coming anyways !

    • @benefort823
      @benefort823 8 лет назад +228

      Jew just had to make that joke?

    • @alaandre004
      @alaandre004 8 лет назад +146

      Benefort forget him. FIRE UP THE PANZER IIs

  • @KarlMacmillann
    @KarlMacmillann Год назад +48

    When you reach 100% Militarization with all the ideas unlocked + protestant discipline eddict along with a discipline advisor:

  • @joseph_su9103
    @joseph_su9103 5 лет назад +1793

    Teacher: We are going to Alsace Lorraine
    Girls: Ew, i Don't even know where that is
    Boys:

    • @BenComedy-ie5hy
      @BenComedy-ie5hy 5 лет назад +180

      Also boys: ELSAß-LOTHRIGEN IST PREUßEN UND DEUTSCHLAND!!!

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 года назад +4

      BenComedy 2020 Ja

    • @redornament3248
      @redornament3248 4 года назад +4

      Revanchism in a nutshell to the French

    • @nicksvi146
      @nicksvi146 4 года назад +4

      Funny I go to Alsace lorraine in September hehehe

    • @jjrj8568
      @jjrj8568 4 года назад +5

      @@BenComedy-ie5hy GOOD LUCK; the only germanic stuff you will find there is a stronger pronunciation of the "r". Pure french territories.

  • @marti-nz
    @marti-nz 6 лет назад +205

    My family is from Austria and I both fear and love this.

  • @EtowahEdits
    @EtowahEdits 2 года назад +484

    I couldn’t hear Scholz’s announcement about increasing Germany’s defense spending because of how loud this was playing the entire time he was talking.

    • @EmperorProtects1
      @EmperorProtects1 2 года назад +9

      I feel that this deserves more recognition

    • @holzkopf7037
      @holzkopf7037 3 месяца назад +1

      part of post-prussian tactics - in the old prussian spirit

  • @Kartus.
    @Kartus. 9 месяцев назад +76

    i listened in kalningrad
    its now köingsberg

  • @noahnorman6877
    @noahnorman6877 Год назад +1056

    For the full experience, go to Kaliningrad and blast this out loud with a large group of friends to form a marching band. You will feel the glory and Kaliningrad becoming Köningsberg.

    • @Nathan_Morgan_
      @Nathan_Morgan_ Год назад +206

      Instructions unclear, Russian troops have killed half of my mens and they're searching for me

    • @ajeltheflightsimmer
      @ajeltheflightsimmer Год назад +41

      @@Nathan_Morgan_ You should ask the government first.

    • @Nathan_Morgan_
      @Nathan_Morgan_ Год назад +62

      @@ajeltheflightsimmer you rlly think they would say yes ☠️

    • @noahnorman6877
      @noahnorman6877 Год назад +41

      Just tell them that you’re reenacting history. That should get them to stop killing your men.

    • @catmeows2031plays
      @catmeows2031plays Год назад +16

      nah do it with 10 speakers and see how they react

  • @privatejoker3188
    @privatejoker3188 6 лет назад +231

    Prussia is not a state with an army, Its an army with a state

    • @sairaskynx2247
      @sairaskynx2247 6 лет назад +2

      It IS the state

    • @GrzegorzusLudi
      @GrzegorzusLudi 6 лет назад

      Good it has been extunguished...

    • @Alex-jf8mw
      @Alex-jf8mw 6 лет назад

      Private Joker ja leider. Scheiss militarismus 😡👎🏻

    • @keynesthetic2275
      @keynesthetic2275 6 лет назад +1

      "I am the state"
      -The Prussian Army

    • @Minlag3030
      @Minlag3030 6 лет назад

      France: oh hello th-
      Prussia:*unifies the german states*
      France: dude what the hell

  • @alvarohernani6645
    @alvarohernani6645 5 лет назад +1731

    Rome: Our Legions are the most disciplined army ever.
    Otto von Bismarck : Hold my bear

    • @katana2729
      @katana2729 5 лет назад +105

      What should he do with a bear ? You meant ae beer, right ? Better write bier

    • @apacketofpotato5654
      @apacketofpotato5654 5 лет назад +23

      I think beard

    • @UwU-xk5cx
      @UwU-xk5cx 5 лет назад +34

      I think you should say *Frederick the great*

    • @Lexaine
      @Lexaine 5 лет назад +45

      *Halte mein bier**

    • @space-explorer7780
      @space-explorer7780 5 лет назад +4

      Hold majs beer

  • @DragonsAndDragons777
    @DragonsAndDragons777 6 месяцев назад +56

    I played this in Gdansk
    It is now Danzig once more

  • @karolzdziechowski1559
    @karolzdziechowski1559 4 года назад +15612

    0% nudity
    0% drugs
    0% smoking
    1871% beer
    10000% discipline and patriot

  • @linkalogan
    @linkalogan 6 лет назад +2401

    Top 10 People who can defeat Thanos in seconds.
    1. Prussia in 1870

    • @tallerstond8105
      @tallerstond8105 6 лет назад +107

      Even with the infinity gauntlet!

    • @sydakk
      @sydakk 6 лет назад +145

      2. Poland in 1750
      3. Canada in 2025

    • @jjoskar5248
      @jjoskar5248 6 лет назад +31

      dont forget about mighty australia-honduras

    • @justiniankorkosz9239
      @justiniankorkosz9239 6 лет назад +71

      4. Roman Empire in 300 AD

    • @Dossy1
      @Dossy1 6 лет назад +62

      @@justiniankorkosz9239
      5. Sweden under Gustavus Adolphus

  • @electropoopoo1453
    @electropoopoo1453 4 года назад +3190

    Girlfriends are temporary Prussia's glory is eternal.

    • @guifdcanalli
      @guifdcanalli 3 года назад +59

      Gleichschaltung: "Im gonna end this man's whole career"

    • @weswolever7477
      @weswolever7477 3 года назад +43

      I’d add a thumbs up but I don’t want to ruin 308, it’s my favorite caliber

    • @omarkn7506
      @omarkn7506 3 года назад +104

      Get a girlfriend : 😑
      Enroll in the Prussian army: 😏

    • @xeraphyx7903
      @xeraphyx7903 3 года назад +25

      @@weswolever7477 Ah yes, I see you are a man of class as well.

    • @weswolever7477
      @weswolever7477 3 года назад +14

      @@xeraphyx7903 7.62x51mm God’s cartridge

  • @SuperLusername
    @SuperLusername 6 лет назад +74

    I was listening to this on my trip around Europe.
    Accidentally established hegemony over the south German states and annexed Alsace-Lorraine

    • @janisstocker6677
      @janisstocker6677 6 лет назад

      Evilsamar yeah i know that

    • @Ultranety
      @Ultranety 6 лет назад +2

      dont u just hate when that happens?

    • @valentinkrajzelman4649
      @valentinkrajzelman4649 6 лет назад +1

      i laught aloud

    • @80Farfar
      @80Farfar 6 лет назад +3

      *Elsaß-Lothringen

    • @merleambroise666
      @merleambroise666 6 лет назад

      @@80Farfar ruclips.net/video/pthL8Athv_A/видео.html
      Petit papa, voici la carême
      Car te voici déguisé en soldat
      Petit papa, dis moi si c'est pour rire
      Ou pour faire peur aux tous petits enfants, ou pour faire peur aux tous petits enfants
      Non mon enfant, je pars pour La Patrie
      C'est un devoir où tous les papas s'en vont
      Embrasse moi petite fille chérie,
      Je rentrerai bien vite à la maison, je rentrerai bien vite à la maison
      Dis moi maman quelle est cette médaille, et cette lettre qu'apporte le facteur ?
      Dis moi maman, tu pleurs et tu défailles,
      Ils ont tué petit père adoré ?
      Ils ont tué petit père adoré ?
      Oui mon enfant, ils ont tué ton père,
      Pleurons ensemble car nous les haïssons,
      Quelle guerre atroce qui fait pleurer les mères et tue les pères des petits anges blonds
      La neige tombe aux portes de la ville,
      Là est assise une enfant de Strasbourg,
      Elle reste là malgré le vend la bise,
      Elle reste là malgré le froid du jour.
      Un home passe à la fillette donne,
      Elle reconnaît l'uniforme allemand,
      Elle refuse l'aumône qu'on lui donne,
      À l'ennemi elle dit bien clairement,
      À l'ennemi elle dit bien clairement :
      Soldat prussien, passez votre chemin.
      Moi je ne suis qu'un enfant de la France,
      À l'ennemi je ne tends pas la main
      À l'ennemi je ne tends pas la main.
      Tout en priant sous cette cathédrale,
      Ma mère est morte sous ce porche écroulé,
      Frappée à mort par l'une de vos balles,
      Frappée à mort par l'un de vos boulets,
      Frappée à mort par l'un de vos boulets.
      Mon père est mort sur vos champs de bataille,
      Je n'ai pas vu l'ombre de son cercueil.
      Frappé à mort par l'une de vos balles,
      C'est la raison de ma robe de deuil,
      C'est la raison de ma robe de deuil.
      Vous avez eu l'Alsace et la Lorraine,
      Vous avez eu des des millions d'étrangers,
      Vous avez eu Germanie et Bohême,
      Mais mon petit coeur lui vous ne l'aurez jamais,
      Mais mon petit coeur lui restera Français !

  • @kerbaltubehd5737
    @kerbaltubehd5737 Месяц назад +7

    I played this song next to a Leclerc
    Now it's a Leopard 2

    • @executeorder6771
      @executeorder6771 Месяц назад

      I don't know what's going on but Schlesien is turning into Preußen

  • @luisorellana9194
    @luisorellana9194 5 лет назад +533

    Paradox: How much discipline do you want?
    Prussia: YES!

  • @markballersirl
    @markballersirl 4 года назад +1442

    When the Austrian kid dosen't give you a pencil
    Edit: What the crispy fried chicken dickhead fuck? Thx for the 1,5k likes.

    • @legoyoda3546
      @legoyoda3546 4 года назад +23

      @@kriperz9866 What has Hitler got to do with this.

    • @tip4307
      @tip4307 4 года назад +41

      xXkrišjānis KrīpersXx yes he is but this is Prussia not nazi Germany?

    • @germansnoek2668
      @germansnoek2668 4 года назад +75

      Increasingly Irrelevant
      Prussia won against Austria during the Austro-Prussian war.

    • @markballersirl
      @markballersirl 4 года назад +24

      @@tip4307 Thanks for telling him this, you should get the Iron Cross.

    • @lcs684
      @lcs684 4 года назад +4

      More like the French kid.

  • @plolsteg7705
    @plolsteg7705 5 лет назад +1966

    Prussia: wanna hear a Joke austria
    Austria: What?
    Prussia: german states
    Austria : I Don’t get it
    Prussia: and you never Will
    Austria: germany why you do dis

  • @georgetunstill2341
    @georgetunstill2341 10 месяцев назад +8

    There is a seven-part documentary series on WWI that I believe is Canadian-made that is aired regularly here in the States on the American Heroes Channel, and at the end of the first episode as the credits roll, they played this march. It's a very catchy tune and I always wondered what the title of the march was and its origin. I began searching RUclips trying to find the tune and after some frustrating searching, I finally found it. For the record, I thought the march was German when in actuality, it's Prussian. At least I was close. Thanks for the upload.

    • @ruhri0411
      @ruhri0411 10 месяцев назад

      Prussia was the largest of all German-speaking kingdoms. This march was composed after the victory of Prussia and its German allies in the war against France in 1871.
      Immediately afterwards, the German Empire was founded with the Prussian capital Berlin, which also became the capital of the German Empire.
      The Prussian king was crowned German emperor.

  • @animalboosted129
    @animalboosted129 6 лет назад +475

    1 5 0 % D I S C I P L I N E

    • @robertdragne8506
      @robertdragne8506 5 лет назад +5

      頭銅學花式送 Neineineineinein
      Einatausendfünfhundertfünfunfünfzig%

    • @dylanmartin7604
      @dylanmartin7604 5 лет назад +4

      @@robertdragne8506 1555%, das ist sehr gut in ein Preußen weißer.

    • @Aaron78097
      @Aaron78097 5 лет назад +12

      1871% discipline

    • @thediversifier1739
      @thediversifier1739 5 лет назад +3

      Yes eu4 gamers rise up

    • @seanbattersby7361
      @seanbattersby7361 5 лет назад +1

      Why couldn't you make the Deutschland like that?

  • @ivanvillanueva3140
    @ivanvillanueva3140 4 года назад +736

    when your DNA test says your 0.001%German

    • @skadisimp.
      @skadisimp. 4 года назад +9

      And you are russian!

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 4 года назад +17

      German reich press P for *P r u s s i a C h e c k*

    • @MarkProsXD
      @MarkProsXD 4 года назад +4

      When I'm German on like 10% : Am I a joke to you?

    • @Namkify
      @Namkify 4 года назад +7

      *Laughs in 27% Prussian*

    • @theoneandonlylordfarquaad3361
      @theoneandonlylordfarquaad3361 4 года назад +6

      I’m like almost 60% German. And I’m not even from Germany 😂

  • @zarifayman
    @zarifayman 6 лет назад +1481

    *Kids these days will never know about the glory of bismarck*

    • @00Trademark00
      @00Trademark00 6 лет назад +10

      I consider him (alongside Napoleon) on of the biggest villains of 19th century Europe. He forced German lands into unity under Prussian rule (even if they rebranded Prussia to Germany), sometimes militarily, sometimes diplomatically but with a lot of threats of military aggression. Even today, places like Bavaria are mostly staying as a part of Germany due to inertia rather than any real desire. He should not be seen as a hero.

    • @thatboikaiser2790
      @thatboikaiser2790 6 лет назад +1

      @@00Trademark00 I will assume the the Rhineland is also one of those places?

    • @nono7947
      @nono7947 6 лет назад +9

      +Zarif Ayman
      *Some do*

    • @XtoDoubt25
      @XtoDoubt25 6 лет назад +38

      "The great questions of the day will not be decided by speeches and majority decisions but by Iron and blood."

    • @wilburdemitel8468
      @wilburdemitel8468 6 лет назад +35

      Trademark
      You don't seem to understand the word "Realpolitik", don't you?

  • @ronaldhui3663
    @ronaldhui3663 9 месяцев назад +9

    Very Classical March from Prussia! Imagine playing this 24/7 in HoI 4

  • @JestemtrollemxD
    @JestemtrollemxD 7 лет назад +571

    *150% discipline intensifies*

  • @drgabe2908
    @drgabe2908 4 года назад +3040

    Apology for bad english
    Where were you when German Empire die?
    I was home eating sourkraut when telegraph beep
    "Germany is kill"
    "Nein"

  • @marclouis3345
    @marclouis3345 6 лет назад +1526

    Im listening to this while eating Little Caesars...
    *IT BECAME **_LITTLE KAISER_*

    • @florianstumpf4349
      @florianstumpf4349 6 лет назад +58

      Kaiser is the correct pronunciation of Caesar, no joke!🤓

    • @vanguardian1368
      @vanguardian1368 6 лет назад +8

      I just ate a kaiser bread reading that, and i almost spat it.

    • @boilerforsale3941
      @boilerforsale3941 6 лет назад +5

      Miles Burgess the hungarian "császár" comes from that as well

    • @TylerS37
      @TylerS37 5 лет назад +2

      best thing i ever heard

    • @sebastiangaugenrieder816
      @sebastiangaugenrieder816 5 лет назад +5

      You mean Kleine Kaiser?

  • @barbariusbarbarius9897
    @barbariusbarbarius9897 Год назад +19

    My neighbors from an adjacent flat complained that I listen this song too loud. Now their flat is part of my flat. 10/10

  • @h-hhh
    @h-hhh 4 года назад +2608

    I played this in Alsace-Lorraine
    It's now Elsaß-Lothringen

    • @TheKid102938
      @TheKid102938 4 года назад +52

      @CHIN JIA CHENG Moe nope. Still Elsaß-Lothringen. ß for the win

    • @prussiansoldier9518
      @prussiansoldier9518 4 года назад +15

      The former lands im sad😭

    • @mysticsharp2053
      @mysticsharp2053 4 года назад +5

      Das ist Gut

    • @labynocle6185
      @labynocle6185 4 года назад +19

      🎶Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine et malgrès tout nous resterons Français 🎶

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 года назад +6

      @@labynocle6185 And other hilarious joke you can tell in a German bar

  • @marshalondro9692
    @marshalondro9692 6 лет назад +3277

    *When the french kid stole you a pencil*

    • @sebastiangaugenrieder816
      @sebastiangaugenrieder816 6 лет назад +267

      ༺Ondro SVK༻ When the baguette kid says Alsaß-Lothringen is French

    • @yoyo-ex1cf
      @yoyo-ex1cf 5 лет назад +58

      Alsaß-Lothringen IS french

    • @yoyo-ex1cf
      @yoyo-ex1cf 5 лет назад +8

      @@marshalondro9692 yes

    • @yoyo-ex1cf
      @yoyo-ex1cf 5 лет назад +9

      @@marshalondro9692 are you?

    • @NiskaMagnusson
      @NiskaMagnusson 5 лет назад +125

      @@yoyo-ex1cf this is the most intellectual conversation i've seen in a while

  • @theresgottabeagermanwordfo903
    @theresgottabeagermanwordfo903 3 года назад +11354

    When you realize that The Germans had a Better Map of France than the French

    • @The-Floor.
      @The-Floor. 3 года назад +75

      Fuck you in German is Fich dich I think I forgot how to spell it and scheiße for shit

    • @sillpill2886
      @sillpill2886 3 года назад +180

      I know right

    • @sillpill2886
      @sillpill2886 3 года назад +445

      @@The-Floor. you just made cause your country got demolished by the German army

    • @blitzcrieg101
      @blitzcrieg101 3 года назад +95

      So embarrassing! 🤣

    • @The-Floor.
      @The-Floor. 3 года назад +27

      @@sillpill2886 What?

  • @Um_Polones
    @Um_Polones Месяц назад +6

    doctor: you are 0.001% german
    me:

  • @trainknut
    @trainknut 5 лет назад +305

    Me: "Yo pass the aux"
    Friend: "You better not play *1860s Prussian military marches"*
    Me:

  • @aaronknox4235
    @aaronknox4235 5 лет назад +226

    When me and the boys accidentally rebuild the German empire

    • @prussiansoldier9518
      @prussiansoldier9518 4 года назад +8

      Me and my boys luaghs in german we did it already (in minecraft and hoi4 ...)

    • @uncledave5690
      @uncledave5690 4 года назад +5

      ‘Awww shit I did it again gtg home and fix this’

    • @catchercat_yt3503
      @catchercat_yt3503 4 года назад +4

      Accidentally lmao

  • @releasethechimp9499
    @releasethechimp9499 8 лет назад +1932

    I wonder how France would react if their national anthem was playing, then this suddenly blasts over it

    • @releasethechimp9499
      @releasethechimp9499 8 лет назад +168

      Chris Livingston yeah I'm not sure if France was more terrified by the Nazis or the Prussians

    • @tallerstond8105
      @tallerstond8105 7 лет назад +89

      Trap King lol that happens in a meme: Baguettebob plays the French anthem, meanwhile 4 seconds inside it, Squidward: REICH FELT ALBERT! Then grabs his Baguette, aims at baguettebob, and FIRES! Louder than the French anthem, so the French anthem is cut off. Accuracy of the Franco-Prussian war, right?

    • @releasethechimp9499
      @releasethechimp9499 7 лет назад +3

      Lugar Fan oh yeah I saw that

    • @iteachyou1575
      @iteachyou1575 7 лет назад +62

      Yeah it's why France have destroy Prussia in 2 weeks during the Napoleonic Wars ( Prussia was considered as the best european army and have far more troops than the French ).
      Prussia was not invincible ! Deal with it !
      And i don't understand all these "surrender" jokes about France. Someone can explain me ? Maybe some british guys who hate France ;D

    • @capitainefrance5734
      @capitainefrance5734 7 лет назад +27

      C'est vrai que c'est pas très malin de nous en vouloir parce que nous nous sommes rendus encore 70 ans après, alors qu'aucune des personnes responsables de cette décision sont aujourd'hui décédées sans aucun doute. De plus ils semblent ignorer que la France libre a beaucoup contribué au bon déroulement de la guerre.
      Je préfère penser que c'est de la jalousie. De toute façon aucun pays n'a la légitimité pour nous en faire le reproche (sauf peut-être les Russes ou les Chinois). Les Américains foutent le bordel dans le monde, les Anglais ont fait preuve d'une grande filsdeputerie à Mers-el-Kebir (pour reprendre la même période historique), on a niqué les Italiens à la bataille de Pont Saint-Louis, etc.
      Le norvégien peut dire ce qu'il veut, mais un de mes arrière-grand-oncle s'est battu pour protéger son pays des nazis.

  • @francisadams-u9l
    @francisadams-u9l Месяц назад +7

    Even today in modern Germany, this march song still holds the minds, hearts, and imagination of the people. Too bad that in the past people used it for all the wrong reasons. No matter the circumstances, Preussens Gloria is a beast all its own.

    • @Verziroo
      @Verziroo Месяц назад +2

      “The wrong reasons”? Germany wouldn’t exist without those “wrong reasons”. They fought for Prussia and Germany’s sake. I take it that you’re not German, and if you somehow are, then you’re quite the ethno-masochist for saying that about your ancestors.

  • @complex6268
    @complex6268 6 лет назад +298

    Remeber when Germany was Germany?

  • @setsunaeien7480
    @setsunaeien7480 5 лет назад +441

    My brother started playing the Russian national anthem in the car. This was my response.

    • @karlvonhohenzollern5418
      @karlvonhohenzollern5418 5 лет назад +22

      Danke im Namen meiner Familie

    • @hikaru924
      @hikaru924 4 года назад +50

      The fatherland beats the motherland once again

    • @tip4307
      @tip4307 4 года назад +2

      Ok
      Bet that didn’t happen

    • @erwin8091
      @erwin8091 4 года назад +6

      @@hikaru924 You know how that sounds right.

    • @tritan3691
      @tritan3691 4 года назад +7

      YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH

  • @heraclius1045
    @heraclius1045 4 года назад +1271

    "Where some states have an army, the Prussian Army has a state" - Voltaire

    • @alperorsbey6784
      @alperorsbey6784 3 года назад +13

      This guy goin anti-german propoganda!

    • @magentamomo7150
      @magentamomo7150 2 года назад +32

      @@alperorsbey6784 wait how is that anti german propaganda?

    • @subay12
      @subay12 2 года назад

      Yeahh

    • @2ndcomingofFritz
      @2ndcomingofFritz 2 года назад +1

      Quite right, my friend, quite right.

    • @godlymoose9118
      @godlymoose9118 Год назад +2

      @@magentamomo7150 tbf Voltaire was very anti-German, he just didn't vibe with them

  • @EscapedEntity
    @EscapedEntity Год назад +18

    i can't understand why my music taste could vary from gaming amvs to historical nation marching songs

  • @Synystr7
    @Synystr7 6 лет назад +135

    This song just autoplayed after La Marseillaise... I don't think that's a coincidence.

  • @princejaxisblack8789
    @princejaxisblack8789 4 года назад +1183

    Poland: i-
    Literally any German nation at the time:

    • @sillychips_
      @sillychips_ 4 года назад +6

      Nice america pfp

    • @drsheep186
      @drsheep186 3 года назад +28

      They were Poland’s vassal though

    • @DSVlad
      @DSVlad 3 года назад

      @@drsheep186 Originally, and not such a happy one either.

    • @trumpgaming5998
      @trumpgaming5998 3 года назад +32

      @@DSVlad I mean poland owns very most of prussia now

    • @georgespaceagency9894
      @georgespaceagency9894 3 года назад

      Yea

  • @wso4272
    @wso4272 6 лет назад +264

    "If He [Frederick the Great] were still alive, we wouldn't be marching in Berlin"- Napoleon

  • @SethGreve-g1m
    @SethGreve-g1m 11 месяцев назад +33

    Friend: what kind of music do you listen to?
    Me: it's complicated

    • @Schattennebel
      @Schattennebel 9 месяцев назад +1

      No its prussian.

    • @toha1729
      @toha1729 9 месяцев назад +3

      No, it's simple

    • @khalidshubbar6911
      @khalidshubbar6911 7 месяцев назад

      Show this to them. They will understand.

  • @arturoroldan4839
    @arturoroldan4839 8 лет назад +3300

    Make my land great again.

    • @arturoroldan4839
      @arturoroldan4839 8 лет назад +72

      ***** nope

    • @aproudeuropean1578
      @aproudeuropean1578 8 лет назад +71

      Der Kaiser Wilhelm II: I wish friend, I wish...

    • @m4rkm4n
      @m4rkm4n 8 лет назад +41

      Helping Austria wasn't his decision to make. He was forced to by the Dual Alliance.

    • @zeultimatefrenchy134
      @zeultimatefrenchy134 8 лет назад +38

      JA MEIN KAISER !

    • @felixsylvester4266
      @felixsylvester4266 8 лет назад +44

      +Markus It was called "Dreibund" meaning triple alliance and consited of the German Reich, Italy and Austria-Hungary. It was however a defensive alliance. Italy refused to help in an offensive war against Serbia becasue it was clear that they would get helped by Russia, who in turn had an alliance with France.
      The Austrians would never have declared war if the Germans wouldn't have assured their assistance.
      A Shame that Italy not only didn't help, but also backstabbed their former allies. Despicable.

  • @zoltannemethi8271
    @zoltannemethi8271 3 года назад +3612

    100% army tradition
    200% discipline
    +50% morale
    +50% combat ability
    +infinite% glory

    • @general_Townes.
      @general_Townes. 2 года назад +105

      +99999% discipline

    • @ShalinTM
      @ShalinTM 2 года назад +113

      Don't forget +50% Fire and Shock damage

    • @volkankarahan5206
      @volkankarahan5206 2 года назад +37

      P R U S S I A N G O V E R M E N T ❤️‍🔥

    • @gengishkhan3871
      @gengishkhan3871 2 года назад +13

      -9,99 militancy - 9,99 councusnes

    • @jervedkosarz2689
      @jervedkosarz2689 2 года назад +15

      - 100% morale if fight with poles

  • @LazyAndFabulous
    @LazyAndFabulous 4 года назад +367

    Wait it's all Elsaß-Lothringen?
    ''Always has been.''

    • @josefinachoccuz7413
      @josefinachoccuz7413 3 года назад +1

      Que coas

    • @Alex_goat-fn
      @Alex_goat-fn 3 года назад +2

      Hahahah I have french and German heritages and I got to give Alsace Lorraine to France

    • @militaryenthusiast7498
      @militaryenthusiast7498 3 года назад +3

      @@Alex_goat-fn Elsaß-Lothringen*

    • @Alex_goat-fn
      @Alex_goat-fn 3 года назад

      @@militaryenthusiast7498 sorry bro your right but is it not Alsace Lorraine in English?

    • @militaryenthusiast7498
      @militaryenthusiast7498 3 года назад

      @@Alex_goat-fn Elsaß-Lothringen is the German name

  • @OttoAndBpn
    @OttoAndBpn Месяц назад +4

    Germany: Where did Belgium Go?
    Belgium:*Underneath Germanys foot*

  • @Tayvin4042
    @Tayvin4042 7 лет назад +1695

    "Prussia is not a state with an army, it is an army with a state."

  • @hussain6469
    @hussain6469 3 года назад +564

    France : "I fear no man
    But that thing *points toward Prussia*
    It scares me"

    • @Unpseudopascommelesautres
      @Unpseudopascommelesautres 3 года назад +3

      France fear no one, not even Germany or Prussia. Great Britain is more dangerous than Germany or Prussia has ever been

    • @birbboi4683
      @birbboi4683 3 года назад +15

      @@Unpseudopascommelesautres Nien

    • @birbboi4683
      @birbboi4683 3 года назад +6

      @@Unpseudopascommelesautres let me quote a few wars

    • @birbboi4683
      @birbboi4683 3 года назад +3

      literally all after prussia was born

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 3 года назад +2

      @@Unpseudopascommelesautres Cope

  • @SteelLadySam
    @SteelLadySam 8 лет назад +1990

    Germanys new ultra sonic weapon
    *Blares this song at 1000000000% volume*

    • @sergeantpanther678
      @sergeantpanther678 8 лет назад +35

      We actually build a sound-wave based weapon during the war: ww2live.com/en/content/world-war-2-top-10-weird-nazi-weapons

    • @CuboidCheese
      @CuboidCheese 8 лет назад +13

      "Alexander Walker nerd"

    • @peterposto8984
      @peterposto8984 7 лет назад

      +TWKnight Congrats!

    • @zacharylegaspi7594
      @zacharylegaspi7594 7 лет назад +8

      hello my comrade that also has snow and bears

    • @SteelLadySam
      @SteelLadySam 7 лет назад +1

      Soviet UnionBall -zachary legaspi- #Arcticsquad

  • @WindyStats456Official
    @WindyStats456Official Месяц назад +5

    I played this is in Alsace-Lorraine
    It’s now Elßas-Löthringen