SEARCH and "RESCUE" | Stormworks
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 12 фев 2021
- Your life is in my hands... you should probably be worried about that...
SUPPORT THE CHANNEL ► ruclips.net/user/markiplierjoin
Edited By ► / nerdfiction
And ► / lixiantv
Play Stormworks ► store.steampowered.com/app/57...
Awesome Games Playlist ► • Awesome Games!
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-... 
Игры
I would let Mark rescue me at sea. 💜
XD
Oh my God OT?
Hi one topic
Gae
@UCgApYRLcc7WWvCZ7Yo6Eyyg and what is the problem with that?
Lady: “MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT”
Ethan: “two idiots”
@Singers News that's just sad.
Memento Mori
@Singers News Why are there so many robots on youtube
@@saturnwhale in memoriem de Unus Annus
Memento mori
Imagine this. You're stranded on an island with your raft on fire, and you see the rescue vehicle, which beaches itself twice, then starts slowly spinning at about one mile per hour, before finally docking. Then, the rescuer starts running at the lowest possible speed with a fire extinguisher. When he finally gets there, he randomly starts spraying you and your friend (who are very clearly not on fire,) with the fire extinguisher. Only then does he finally put out the fire in your boat. Then, he heals you, still running at the speed of a washing machine with an uneven load, and takes you to the docks, before he jumps into the water, and starts drowning...
ROTFL!!! OH wow, I can NOT stop laughing at this!!! Perfect explanation here too, LOVE IT!!! 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
Yeah I’d trust that guy
@@ricemckrispy absolutely, with my life
holy fuckinbg shit im losing it
sounds like my usual dream
Mark hitting his afterburner and screaming as he immediately crashes into a mountainside is the perfect video review for this game.
I thought
Mark sees the mountain
Surely he will taxi onto the runway and then take off
*sees mark switch up full throttle on the get go*
Oh boy
Do you guys even play Stormworks? It's so fun!
@@General_Taylor I do i mildly cringed at him trying to fly the preset vehicles then preceded to laugh
I see you
He didn’t even use custom mode on this part you freaking as****
*Heist with Markiplier: "THEN WHY DID YOU PICK A HELICOPTER IF YOU DID'NT KNOW HOW TO FLY IT?"*
Me: *because i thought it was cool!*
I’m so mad that you beat me to this good job lol
@Connor Dean spitting straight facts
then it showed a "who killed markiplier" reference
@Connor Dean tap on his profile and see he’s always been doing this in comments
Me waiting to be rescued: **sees multiple explosions in the distance**
Also me: Boy, I sure hope that guy is okay. He’ll be rescued soon.
*physics FPS proceeds to die*
*game kills your computer*
@@crunchybro123 get a better computer than
@@CommanderAlscrimpI swear every time someone tries to be cool and say something so obvious that the original person said. They always somehow F up in spelling liek it’s unbelievable.
@@CASA-dy4vs (like)
Markiplier 2014: "IM GONNA KILL A PIECE OF BREAD"
Markiplier 2021: "IM GONNA KILL A BOAT"
Nothing has changed :)
@@MrEggBoi he is advancing
Dear god, it has gained evolution
"Im not a masochist"
Mark: Plays almost every simulator game without looking at the very important controls.
I don't think thats what a masochist is lol
@@marshalldoesshitz4288 depends. If he suffers from not knowing what to do it could be
@@erk2311 yeah.
@@marshalldoesshitz4288 Then he must be a sadist. He causes pain to all who read directions
@@samuelbutton7185 yeah that's what I was thinking
Fans: "I would let mark rescue me"
Mark: "So you have chosen death."
either scenario sounds like a win to me
"Peace was never an option."
@@technoraver99 I appreciate your post...but it was hard to understand...
@@Flint_Inferno it was really hard to develop it.
anyways. thanks for reading
@@rachalwithana7099 I really hope you're just being edgy, this is the second time i read something concerning in less than an hour :/
Hope you're in a decent place, both phisically and mentally
Mark rescuing someone from a disaster is like a tornado rescuing a house from a hurricane.
I'm gonna steal this I cannot stop laughing at this-
Have your way with me
L
A true hero that helps us with our dreams then they come true.
Mark: Struggling with the vehicle controls
THE PERFECTLY VISIBLE FULL LIST OF CONTROL BUTTONS ON THE BOTTOM LEFT OF THE SCREEN: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
every tutorial ever made for Mark : AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
Tutorials don't help. This is a garbage game that has to be experienced to understand.
The tutorial is garbage, The game is nice once you watch RUclips tutorials or something tho
@@Shrieqer how is this game garbage. i know this is a year old reply but im just curious
@@ShrieqerMr NJ and 454ss have great videos to understand the game
Q: Who killed Markiplier?
A: Whoever heard him shouting, "Oh my God, kill me! Kill me! Everyone kill me!" and decided to take him up on it.
Wilford Warfstache wants to know your location
Lol.
Imagine being rescued at sea and the rescue person just full on LEAPS with you, from the dock ,on their back to try and jump into the boat just to miss and you start drowning in the water as you bob to the boat.
Markiplier *Rescuer of the Year*
-Crashed 2 Eurofighters to a mountain
-Crashed 1 Eurofighter to the sea
-Died 5 times to Helicopter blades, drowning and explosion
Attacked injured man with fire extinguisher
The WALL
Success.
nah the eurofighter is built poorly. nobody has used it in years. the workshop is what everyone uses
Game devs: Go back to your beginner outpost first timer.
Mark: *_And I took that personally._*
Mark: I'm not a masochist
Also Mark: continuously chops his characters head off with helicopter blades
"You are being rescued. Please do not resist." - Markiplier
sounds like american police to me
- K2SO*
"Sir, please survive or we will be forced to open fire."
Do not be alarmed, this is a kindness. - Handbots
voice from beyond: "im here to save you!!"
the survivors: "hooray!!"
Markiplier(the voice): "its me, Markiplier!"
survivors: "well we might survive..."
Markiplier: "in a craft that i built!"
survivors: "we're doomed!"
Lol
Love a good comment joke, makes my day.
This gives me Hellsing Ultimate Abridged memories
More forest pls mark
“If building a vehicle is as easy as building a human this should be easy”
Me who has been playing since the train update: hoo boy, you’re in for a trip
PS: the swimming controls got friggin murdered in the 1.00 update
The whole game got funked at "release". Its utter guff now
If you've ever used a pac3 camera in gmod, its literally no effort for 3rd person models. They didnt make proper viewmodels.
Mark: "I am in charge of *your* life"
_starts preparing my funeral_
Afraid of oceans... plays ocean based game.
“I’m not a masochist.”- Markiplier 2020
It’s 2021. Did Mark say that last year?
@@CmdrWinters yes. It was an unus annus thing.
2021*
@@sundayrse To be fair, 2020 has a really nice ring to it... of course that was probably the only nice thing about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Do you remember the videos of unus annus man good old times
Mark: Your in good hands when you trust me.
Me in worry: thinks back to any historical moments of trust when Mark has played anything with Bob, Jack, or Wade.
Me : ...yeah no thanks
Fool mark is fake
@@jesseparker8115 He never existed in the first place.
Mark: *throttles up to max angle*
Thruster: *lights up like a christmas tree*
Mark, making a literal :0 face: "HIT IT BABY"
Mark: "I gotta kill a boat."
Me: "It'll be sleeping with the fishes."
Someone: dying
Mark: stop it, just stop
Yes please stop these comments
no one like this mans comment. Its perfect the way it is
Mark is honestly the most fake youtuber on the platform. He makes horrid content that his stupid idiotic little fans like. I hope he stops making RUclips videos and realizes how bad he is.
@@scuffedarib3230 sure he's not a great RUclipsr but he is better than plenty of other trash RUclipsrs or douchetubers
@@scuffedarib3230 Jesus Christ where the hell did this come from?! I really like marks stuff I was just joking!
When the one who's supposed to be rescuing is the one getting rescued after 10 plane crashes
@Dyno Playz 2.0 There has yet to be a case of a human living for over 150 years.
@Dyno Playz 2.0 how much u will live if you keep self promoting:
❌ 1000 years
☑️ 0 years
@Dyno Playz 2.0 what is this “subskription” you speak of? I only know subscription.
Mark: “I am in charge of your life!”
Me: *Looks at his shirt* “Memento Mori...”
Not everyone is gonna understand this and thats the best pt
Persona 3 reference?
@@rentation9223 ur too late
@@kayquesada47 I understand. Rip unus annus
@@rentation9223 I am sorry, but no, young one.
Me: Scrolling
Sees a new storm works video
Realizes it’s from markiplier: Death has come to this game
In trying to see if nj commented
Good. This game is garbage. Advertised as a "rescue" game, but really it's just an engineer simulator that barely works.
@@Shrieqer you clearly have never played this game
Markiplier: I'm in charge of your life
Ethan: Hmm first time?
Yes
Omg is this a [REDACTED] reference?
@@soursweets1140 I think so, yes. It was that video in the escape room lol
@@soursweets1140 lol [REDACTED] was my favorite im sad i only found out ten days before death bht ppl reuploaded everything so not that sad
@Chris hasexploded I agree but think of it as people sharing memories and telling stories
Mark: “You’re in good hands when you trust me”
Bob and Wade: *Remembers the bridges he built*
....ldem
Yesddd
Yesssss**
@Singers News Are you a bot
This is just accurate
That intro reminded me of the “My life is in the hands of an idiot!?” “No 2 idiots” also sorry if it’s not exact it’s been a while...obviously
Am I the only one who's laughing my ass off at Mark's suffering in this video?
Play this "game" and you'll quickly stop laughing. If diarrhea could come to life and suddenly get inspired to make a game in it's image...Stormworks would be it.
it is complex, as a somewhat experienced player, it is very hard to learn with no prior experience/help videos is bloody hard.
@@Shrieqer This comment is absolute nonsense
- A player from the Stormworks community
@@Finat0 they probably got banned from the stormworks discord and got salty
Mark: “I am in charge of your life.”
**I’m going to die**
crashes on the side of a hill x2 swims x1. Lesson is let mark save us with only a boat.
Scary right?
i feel like everyone knows that, every time mark plays games like this, its gonna be so chaotic and hilarious, but especially chaotic
Bro that is so true
Me: *waiting to be rescued*
Mark: *continuously falls off of the dock, the ladder, and the boat whilst saving me* I’m SaVInG yOu iM nOT a nOOb
Alternate title: Mark struggles to fly and sail for 20 minutes
Mark : Struggle to fly helicopter.
Also mark : Try to fly a fucking jet instead.
*whispers* hail hydra
Jets are significantly easier to fly than helicopters.
@@boxcarz for some reason I think so too
Jets are simple compared to helicopters
Jets are just faster piston aircraft. Helicopters are a balancing game
“I am in charge of your life”
*Jumps off the boat and drowns*
Well, we're screwed
Flys into mountain
I like how he wanted to get away from the ocean, and yet the ocean still found him
5 minutes in and 5 mental breakdowns later...
“Where’s the fire? In your loins?!?”
Mark: You’re in good hands when you trust me
Me: *laughs with fear*
*chuckles* I'm in danger.
considering how he he can barely save himself when ti comes to getting out the water the question isnt, are we going to die
the question is who is going to die first, us or mark? lmao
@@woteveruk1 he's taking us down with him
@@woteveruk1 lel
Haha I’m in dAngEr
Markiplier “I won’t play this even if you want me to”
Alienware: Oh you will play it for us, by us promoting you
Alienware is such garbage, shitty mid tier computers for the price of a top tier pc
Edit: my main point is they are overpriced, just a build a PC yourself. It’s not as hard as it sounds
@@thatonedude-6819 I don't use pc so I wouldn't know XD
@@KayTheMoth check prices
@@FS--ew3se ok
@@thatonedude-6819 to my understanding they’re fairly decent but _way_ overpriced, and you can build a PC that runs infinitely better for much less
Being an experienced stormworker this made me laugh so many times XD
"I'm not gonna play this again dont ask"
Ok but like this would be PERFECT if you Bob and wade played it since its multiplayer.....
True tho
He played it?
PLEASE DO I beg you
that would be so funny omg
I think he overlooked that possibility. I think the chance of it happening is low, but there is potential. - I remember them playing this game called 'Unturned', which (if you don't know) is this free zombie-apocalypse survival-game with very simplistic graphics and mechanics and all. But it was hilarious. Watch it if you haven't.
But I think we'll sooner see 'Valheim' pop up, as it's skyrocketing in popularity and I just noticed Bob already having played it in the side-bar, and no doubt Wade has played it.
I don't know, I also would prefer to see this game, as it's so goofy and silly and not something popular. But anyway... Mark's just digging through silly one-off games, it seems, so...
Markiplier: The one man who spends 11 years getting a few people off an island less than half a mile away.
I feel like those people could've really just swam their way over there, or made a crude raft from trees if they were desperate enough... lol. It's not like the one guy was so injured that he was knocked flat on his ass.
Ahh. That's the true reason they never got off Gilligan's Island, because Mark was in charge of rescuing them lol.
Mark: "I am in charge of your life. I'm gonna rescue you from certain death."
Always with the horror videos, this boy!
everytime he screams I want to scream "TUHTERIAL"
Everyone else: “This game is easy”
Mark: Brain does not compute
@@vladmir161 no
It took me half an hour to figure out this in your profile
Is this a Springtrap nightmare?
watch him try to fly some of the harder to use coaxial heli's XD
Building working helicopters is hard.
@@DirectionallyChallenged i just use ones i find off of the workshop lol im too lazy to build anything of my own since the cool stuff is on the workshop
The fact that even Mark admits that him in charge of saving our lives is terrifying is concerning.
That him In charge
Does he have another personality?
”I was trying to see if THEIR bodies could take it”
I *really* hope someone animates his attempts at taking off with the jet.
12:41 Mark so sad and confused at his boat leaving and his voice made me laugh so hard and nearly cry
Mark: "You're in good hands when you trust me."
Me: *(Surgeon Simulator flashbacks)* I'll take my chances...
GK 0.o rare
I feel like I would have a higher chance of living with getting hit by a bus like you would hit a fly with a flipflop. 🤣
Mark: “Is that a gun?”
Me: “No, it’s called a helititty.”
😂😂😂😂
6:50
"how do people swim- this is not swimming by the way"
**Thinks back to Ethan teaching Markiplier the butterfly stroke**
One does not simply just dive into Stormworks like this. It's a whole full time job 🤣
Exactly
Mark: "I'm in charge of your life!"
Me: *chuckles* "I'm in danger"
As soon as I read this comment Mark said it😂 it startled me a little
Mark: makes Unus Annus references
Everyone: _painful sobbing_
thé whole video was a reference because of the shirt he decided to wear haha....*sob*
don't be sad it gone, be happy it exists
wait where was it
@@gayjayy that was mark actually lol
what reference?
him and lixian can literally make anything funny i swear
Someone: is in the process of departing this earth.
Mark's mindset: Just don't lol
Markiplier- "I will not play this game again."
Alienware remembering Pogostuck- *ahem*
He did say no matter what WE say, but he didn't say he wouldn't play if sponsered. ;-D
@@DrayGon777 ok, who is the child of a CEO? we wish you to ask your parents for a little gift to your favorite creator :>
Alienware is CACKLING right now
Mark cutting his hair would be equivalent to a Thanos snap. I'm sure of it.
Mark: "I wanna fly planes. Anything is better than the ocean!" 17:45
Mark tried to rescue everyone, but in the end, he was the one who needed rescuing. 😔
Mark: “Your life is in my hands”
Me after playing Heist w/ Markiplier last night: Yes, but no
Yesn't
I don’t think you did
@@Northerncantaim why?
@@Northerncantaim How would you know if they played or not?
the template is "well yes , but no"
He started talking about his hand, and all I could think about this whole video was BIG MEATY CLAWS
I keep coming back to this episode in my mind. It breaks my heart to see them give up after barely touching the game, this is a wonderful engineering showpiece and instead he crashed a helicopter and quit 😭
Ikr
mark: hates the ocean
mark: is in charge of rescuing people in the ocean
hm..
@Singers News Hey bot, your coding boke or something? Cuz this isn't a PewDiePie video.
@@thegoodhunter3707 lol
@Singers News hehehe GO TO PEWDIEPIE THAN. Lol
Mark: *Criticizes how the boat can’t go backward*
The game: So you have chosen... *death*
Careful jumping down that mountain. You'll break your foot.
I like that Mark is wearing his Unnus Annus shirt, it brings back the memories
markiplier just trying to figure out how to play games without reading instructions is just the best thing
Especially if its an actually complex game with steep learning curve..
they be needing a whole new rescue service just to rescue all the "mark" clones that crashes at that airfield.
Markipiler: I'm going to save your life with something I built with my own hands
Me: Umm nah I'd rather die...
mark, driving away from the island: 'rescue this character to the hospital *located on the island* '
tip: custom is basically the creative with unlimited money and parts so you can build or use nearly anything from the workshop
also, it may seem intimidating at first but you get used to it quick
plus i recommend having a loo at the workshop, there are some pretty nice builds
Just that gut wrenching scream before he flew into the mountain was absolutely amazing.
for someone who hates the ocean, he plays quite a lot of ocean-themed games lmfao
He says he loves space but hardly plays space games 😂😂
Not because he's a masochist, he just wants to test his limits ^_^
He is a masochist.
Pov: you're drowning when suddenly Wilford Motherloving Warstache with his double wide grundle hurtles towards you.
oh god... we're doomed
I embrace death, and swim down.
ME: doesn't get to do anything before he "tickles" me with his knife and I bleed out into the water
Just let me die
I love his last attempt to go up by turning on the after burner
Yall remember when he carried on and on that we needed to be ready to make a human raft and find and save him if he were ever at sea, and he wouldn't be caught dead out there? And here we are, where he says he is coming to save us out there.
Markiplier: "I never customize my character i always go with default "
me: Mmhmm
I thought Markiplier was pitching an insurance company for a minute like, "are you in good hands?"
mark not reading the controls on the bottom left of the screen is the most infuriating thing he's done in days, or even weeks XD
6:05 BOOM! *survivor disappears in a flash of lightening*
Mark: 👀 Where are yew?!
Thor: *chuckles*
Mark: Aye what about helicopter?
*gets in*
Also Mark: Lemme get ou--
*s l i c e*
Good game feature
A laughed at that for a solid minute
@@Jayberisk3793 nice profile pic
@@KayTheMoth yours too ;D
The sheer horror I experienced when Mark uttered the words "I'm in charge of saving you" will be enough to feed my sleep paralysis demon for weeks
Can we all just clap for lixians editing 👏👏👏
Markiplier: I will rescue you with a craft I built with my own hands!
Me: ....... yyyyeeeeaaaahhhhhh im gonna die, aren't I?
Mark: "I got good hands, and your in good hands when you trust me"
Allstate: "I don't think we can trust him"
I was about to comment how it reminded me of an Allstate commercial 🤣
This is such an underrated comment, it needs more likes XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mark: *opens door*
Random patient: "I will slide, but I will not be happy about it."
OLD MAN MCGUCKET SITTIN ON A BUCKET
1:01 "You could palm that whole grundle"
XD fucking dead
"There it is! The promised land...!"
- Markiplier 2021
Boat: *"Mark, what is my purpose in life?"*
Mark: "TO *REVERSE* B******TCH."
Lmfao
Mark: "Your life is in my hands"
Me: Wellll Fuck!
Every video of mark there’s always a bit where my lungs left me
15:20
"Why did you choose a helicopter if you didn't know how to fly it!" Markiplier 2019
Mark: "Give up. You dont want me there"
Me: "I want you here Mark. Save me!"
And as look in the distance, you just see a plane crashing into the mountains.
@@Ess_too And as I look at the fires grow and engulf the plane I say "I'll just wait here mark. I don't think my bleeding is that bad" its actually pretty bad
Or let me die!! Either way is pretty cool it was just nice to see you!
"You're in good hands when you're with me" Mark is ready for your sponsorship All-State
So...is he actually playing Hades or was that just a bit...cuz I'd watch the hell outta that!
No, he also plays videogames in his own time sometimes, you know. - It sounded like he's currently playing Hades outside of videos.
As for that game in videos; I don't think it would be fun to watch at all... It seems like a skill-based game that doesn't offer much for commentary and Mark would fail at anyway because he needs to entertain us in the videos. - It seems much more like a game for Streamers or something. - Doesn't mean it's not absolutely a game he's into.
You right, you right...I'd still watch the hell out of it tho.
7:43 I say, with my 900+ hours in the game, It is truly just you
On second thought: I might be able to help you with this game if you plan to play it in the future
Only 900+ hours? lol
So with 900+ hours do you understand modular engines yet
@@oliverfarley7552 By far, many other systems, and am now at 1613 hours