How to make Smoked Watermelon HAM!

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2018
  • Have you seen this watermelon Ham? It is a watermelon smoked to look like meat and it is being sold at Duck’s Eatery in New York City.
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    Thanks for helping me eat this!
    The watermelon is brined then smoked in a very similar way that you would smoke any other type of meat except this is vegetarian. Food Insider made a video on this amazing Smoked watermelon ham and I had to try to make a recipe off of the information given!
    Lets see how well I make the Smoked Watermelon Ham Recipe!!
    You don’t get any more unique than this thing!
    #smokedwatermelon #watermelonham #saucestache
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  • @383mazda
    @383mazda 5 лет назад +1783

    Excuse me, waiter, my watermelon is still pink in the middle

  • @NateCookcommercialsandstuff
    @NateCookcommercialsandstuff 4 года назад +423

    I imagine part of the reason its 75 bucks is because it's in NYC. You can cough in NYC and it costs 5 bucks

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  4 года назад +19

      hahah very true

    • @jamesmcpherson8599
      @jamesmcpherson8599 4 года назад +18

      They're actually fining you for coughing in NYC now lol

    • @The_Petey
      @The_Petey 4 года назад +16

      This joke aged very well

    • @NateCookcommercialsandstuff
      @NateCookcommercialsandstuff 4 года назад +3

      @@The_Petey oh wow ! reality is stranger than fiction my guy

    • @The_Petey
      @The_Petey 4 года назад +1

      @@NateCookcommercialsandstuff for sure haha

  • @thebitcoingarden
    @thebitcoingarden 5 лет назад +452

    I mean... 4.99 for rosemary is the real robbery.

    • @greatnortherntroll6841
      @greatnortherntroll6841 5 лет назад +23

      Yeah... I just step out the backdoor, snip a couple of 10"-14" stems, and I'm good to go... I think the original starts cost me about $2 maybe 20 yrs ago!

    • @DemetriosLevi
      @DemetriosLevi 5 лет назад +8

      @@greatnortherntroll6841 Heck yeah! Plus, there's something so great about picking your own herbs

    • @idontcare2046
      @idontcare2046 4 года назад +8

      Why go spend 4.99 on rosemary when your next door neighbor has some in their backyard. I get mine for freee 😁

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 4 года назад +2

      Or they both a live/potted plant like those my mom insists on killing.

    • @bigsassyster
      @bigsassyster 4 года назад

      Yeah, especially since this definitely doesn't need rosemary.

  • @stormRed
    @stormRed 4 года назад +166

    "You are not a ham, and you are not a watermelon, you are an experience..."

    • @mochimachi8776
      @mochimachi8776 4 года назад +10

      Hamelonnie??

    • @S0larVoyager
      @S0larVoyager 4 года назад +10

      Steven Universe reference
      *I see your a man of culture*

    • @user-jn3lg9um5e
      @user-jn3lg9um5e 4 года назад +1

      Take a moment to think of just
      Salt pepper brine and ash

  • @HuyPham-ez1ls
    @HuyPham-ez1ls 5 лет назад +492

    I like my watermelon medium rare

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад +10

      Perfect way to prepare it hahahah

    • @angel_numbers
      @angel_numbers 5 лет назад +10

      Bloody red rare

    • @donbeto1470
      @donbeto1470 5 лет назад +1

      😂🤣😂

    • @zinxgaming5156
      @zinxgaming5156 5 лет назад +8

      I like mine like REALLY RARE
      Like not even cooked (I thought it was supposed to be sweet)

    • @earthclad6833
      @earthclad6833 5 лет назад

      i like mine rare

  • @richeyvalentine
    @richeyvalentine 5 лет назад +615

    you know what would be better a grilled smoked pineapple..

  • @ReeshaDovahSil
    @ReeshaDovahSil 5 лет назад +96

    I would certainly never make this myself, but I do appreciate you taking the time and making the effort to make this video showing how it would work. Very entertaining to watch.

  • @salty_shelley
    @salty_shelley 4 года назад +590

    Who's here after BuzzFeed ripped off of him once AGAIN

    • @guinnesstheshep
      @guinnesstheshep 4 года назад +27

      sosimplyshelley I wouldn’t say they “Ripped off” this guy’s video if he (at the very beginning of the video) said “So have you seen the smoked smoked watermelon thats been (ALL) over the internet?”. In no way did BuzzFeed steal any content, if anything they followed a public idea under fair use. Multiple people have re-created this video idea, and this guy is also one of them! By this logic, everyone creating a video off this would actually be stealing from William at DucksEatery, not this man.
      Now I’m not in agreement with a lot of the tactics BuzzFeed uses for views. And in no way am I slandering Sauce Stache, this man is awesome! I just don’t think its a good idea to misrepresent how public content/ideas and fair use of said content works.

    • @EzekielGoldbergII
      @EzekielGoldbergII 4 года назад +11

      Not only did they rip him off they also did the recipe entirely wrong.

    • @shanicewilliams9477
      @shanicewilliams9477 4 года назад +1

      sosimplyshelley I said that someone was gonna steal his ideas when he made the skin for those jackfruit wings...this guy is definitely on to something though, I just started following him

    • @rhinestonecowboy9967
      @rhinestonecowboy9967 4 года назад +7

      Raspberry Wolf buzzfeed does very much steal content but you can’t say they steal from specific channels or whatever because they’ll steal from literally anywhere on the internet lol

    • @homesickandwestbound4321
      @homesickandwestbound4321 4 года назад

      @@shanicewilliams9477 what did he use for the skin? yuba? That's a pretty obvious choice for vegan "skin"

  • @CometStorm
    @CometStorm 5 лет назад +1538

    This reminds me of that time Gordon Ramsay was served a grilled lettuce...

    • @sergionery5053
      @sergionery5053 5 лет назад +43

      Comet Storm it was hilarious and equally stupid as this episode.

    • @Lerciezje
      @Lerciezje 5 лет назад +25

      @Lithus17 actually, that vid here makes grilled lettuce an appealing choice

    • @mellviin9647
      @mellviin9647 5 лет назад +7

      we got that shit in school sometimes

    • @ginogino2830
      @ginogino2830 5 лет назад +44

      grilled caesar salads are actually quite common. the funny thing is that gordon ramsay used to have that on the hells kitchen menu

    • @shaunakkulkarni4679
      @shaunakkulkarni4679 5 лет назад +8

      @@ginogino2830 lol typical tv manipulating people.to think food doesn't exist because some snobby chef decided it wasn't a thing.

  • @Chris-hj9je
    @Chris-hj9je 5 лет назад +252

    My brain : You need to know how to smoke a watermelon!
    Me : Why? It's 3AM and i got school tomorrow
    My brain : You just gotta.

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад +13

      me: Thanks brain I owe you one

    • @TheWolfsnack
      @TheWolfsnack 5 лет назад +8

      and answer the kids eternal question...."why are their seeds in my ham"?

    • @killervirus57
      @killervirus57 5 лет назад +1

      Peppa Frog

    • @brandontaylor7595
      @brandontaylor7595 5 лет назад

      Lol its 2:46am when i read this comment lmao but aint in school

  • @lizardz23
    @lizardz23 4 года назад +624

    Looks like meat...
    Tastes like burnt, warm, water melon.

    • @suequinn3468
      @suequinn3468 2 года назад +4

      Correction:
      Sorta looks like meat..
      Tastes like burnt, warm, watermelon.

    • @mhatopzz4098
      @mhatopzz4098 2 года назад +3

      Burnt, soggy watermelon

  • @alexrichards3813
    @alexrichards3813 4 года назад +25

    I love how excited he gets over all the things he does. Every step of the process he’s laughing and unable to contain his excitement

  • @Metzger23
    @Metzger23 5 лет назад +2853

    hot soggy watermelon doesn't sound appetizing.

    • @beniciokelly2727
      @beniciokelly2727 5 лет назад +194

      It would be hot, soggy, oily, salty/sour, crispy, and it would lose its sweetness. It's a bad idea for 12 hours of labor.

    • @Metzger23
      @Metzger23 5 лет назад +143

      @@beniciokelly2727 Yeah it's a real gimmick. I rather smoke some potatoes with other veggies like tomatoes and zucchini or something.

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 5 лет назад +284

      I’d rather eat ass

    • @sunfire2007
      @sunfire2007 5 лет назад +8

      Exactly.

    • @JroCofGGroove
      @JroCofGGroove 5 лет назад +45

      @@damien1781 Or...try eating this out of an ass

  • @MrJreed1000
    @MrJreed1000 5 лет назад +3525

    How to make a smoked watermelon?
    Step 1- DON'T

    • @frankwess7235
      @frankwess7235 5 лет назад +64

      I mean don't they bbq pineapples?

    • @MrJreed1000
      @MrJreed1000 5 лет назад +166

      @@frankwess7235 yes... to eat with meat.... not to replace meat

    • @frankwess7235
      @frankwess7235 5 лет назад +19

      @@MrJreed1000 yea off top, if you eat meat, but you said don't smoke watermelon.

    • @chelebelle2223
      @chelebelle2223 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @CurlyCrown
      @CurlyCrown 5 лет назад +28

      Right ..wtf I'd never eat watermelon again if I tried it this way lol

  • @mattlanigan2942
    @mattlanigan2942 4 года назад +69

    Watermelon blood?....... you mean juice??? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤮

  • @PandaCheeks
    @PandaCheeks 5 лет назад +828

    This guy found a way to offend white and black ppl at the same time......Most excellent my guy!

  • @tomlahood7421
    @tomlahood7421 5 лет назад +843

    Nobody:
    RUclips: Here's a guy smoking a watermelon

    • @kappacebulka5580
      @kappacebulka5580 5 лет назад +10

      Lord Frieza you suck at commenting yeah you totally suck!

    • @user-so7dj3tw4d
      @user-so7dj3tw4d 5 лет назад +11

      I was like how does he fit a watermelon in a pipe? Haha..

    • @hs718
      @hs718 5 лет назад +3

      Kappa cebulka i got that reference

    • @THEBIGMEOW
      @THEBIGMEOW 5 лет назад

      @@kappacebulka5580 stfu that shit was funny fucktard

    • @kappacebulka5580
      @kappacebulka5580 5 лет назад +1

      THEBIGMEOW I saw milions comments like that. It is like somebody told me a same joke 1000x times

  • @guapito1093
    @guapito1093 5 лет назад +247

    Every time i see someone try it they never say it's good😂

    • @Pressure_storm
      @Pressure_storm 5 лет назад +10

      Que Chico Guapo right , I’m on your side . Hot fruit , madddddddd gross

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 5 лет назад +20

      @@Pressure_storm so you don't like pie?

    • @vaelophisnyx9873
      @vaelophisnyx9873 5 лет назад +37

      @@ZaxorVonSkyler in this case, hot watermelon specifically, which has lost the sweetness, texture, flavor, even look of watermelon
      hot fruit can be good tho
      grilled peaches are to kill for

    • @Skowdey
      @Skowdey 5 лет назад +15

      @@ZaxorVonSkyler pie has a lot of sugars and caramelization and fats going on. Not just salty hot watermelon

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 5 лет назад +1

      @@Skowdey you didn't see all the spices and oil added to the watermelon?

  • @civiSapper
    @civiSapper 4 года назад +34

    "It tastes kind of like a hot watermelon"....that's just crazy

  • @Darlemonte
    @Darlemonte 4 года назад +17

    I more or so love their lack luster reaction to finally tasting it, lol.
    It's like when people don't wanna say "this isn't that great, It's alright but I would not pay for it", but you can see it all in their faces, and their response to it is to objectively point out the pro's, lol.

  • @Acceber8081
    @Acceber8081 5 лет назад +319

    Me: Mommy ,can we have watermelon?
    Mom: No we have watermelon at home
    Watermelon at home:

    • @misstitikitty2411
      @misstitikitty2411 5 лет назад +1

      hahahaha

    • @pmanic4158
      @pmanic4158 5 лет назад +3

      Rebecca V it is 4am rn and this actually just made me laugh out loud

    • @tahoe7779
      @tahoe7779 5 лет назад +3

      This is right up there with tofu turkey. 🤔😏

  • @G4naD
    @G4naD 5 лет назад +48

    Ive never seen someone as excited as this man about smoked watermelon in my life

  • @arniec66
    @arniec66 5 лет назад +78

    I think I might try this sounds very interesting also be a good centerpiece conversation starter at a party BBQ

    • @nemander8273
      @nemander8273 5 лет назад +13

      Arnie Carr please don’t ruin the watermelon your guest would much appreciate a bowl of watermelon than a pool of dirty ashy, slop. Please don’t

    • @TheAnonapersons
      @TheAnonapersons 5 лет назад +3

      Sure as long as u do you don't spend $75 on it

    • @arniec66
      @arniec66 4 года назад +1

      @@nemander8273 you could serve it both ways

  • @garrettspivey
    @garrettspivey 5 лет назад +73

    55$ in labor sounds about right tho. Considering it took about 3 or 4 days to make

  • @romeomorales897
    @romeomorales897 5 лет назад +90

    did no one catch the fast forward on 9:40 cause she was taking to long to say some shit lmao

    • @centuryeggcongee
      @centuryeggcongee 5 лет назад +9

      Kidd B Wow! You have a good eye. You can tell she hates this smoked watermelon 😂

    • @hueman809
      @hueman809 5 лет назад +4

      It was a glitch in the matrix

    • @sargent1250
      @sargent1250 5 лет назад

      So do I. Its 1 thing that you don't do.

    • @tahoe7779
      @tahoe7779 5 лет назад

      She didn't like it... lol

  • @wanderingwade8877
    @wanderingwade8877 5 лет назад +314

    I smoked watermelon once. I got no high at all. Don't bother.

    • @terrywestbrook-lienert2296
      @terrywestbrook-lienert2296 5 лет назад +2

      😹😹

    • @FuzzyLove66
      @FuzzyLove66 5 лет назад +3

      😅🤣

    • @bigermie1
      @bigermie1 5 лет назад +1

      they are hard to light?

    • @gear7739
      @gear7739 5 лет назад +10

      That’s because you smoked it wrong. Don’t worry I have the Recipe and I’ll Share it with you. Just 2 main ingredients. 1 oz of watermelon and 1/2 gram of whatever floats your boat.

    • @sinaimuse6562
      @sinaimuse6562 5 лет назад +2

      LOLOL

  • @PlayerMoe21
    @PlayerMoe21 5 лет назад +42

    Why did this look like another Vsauce channel?

  • @johnny2loco
    @johnny2loco 5 лет назад +14

    Me: We finna be flying cars in 2019
    Someone: *smoking a watermelon

  • @madeline3868
    @madeline3868 5 лет назад +69

    I’ll stick with grilled peaches thanks. But I wouldn’t mind trying a bite just to see.

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад +5

      It’s so worth a bite

    • @patrickh92able
      @patrickh92able 5 лет назад

      Grilled peaches??? Wtf 🤢🤮

    • @sock3963
      @sock3963 5 лет назад +2

      nice choice, but I prefer grilled lemons.

    • @shannonherrington6980
      @shannonherrington6980 5 лет назад

      if u like grilled peaches u might like the watermelon

    • @curtisj2002
      @curtisj2002 5 лет назад

      He knows it's watermelon but his tastebuds and stomach are expecting ham

  • @shadowjutsumaster
    @shadowjutsumaster 5 лет назад +149

    some brown sugar on that skin might be good

    • @TheOldAmishMan
      @TheOldAmishMan 5 лет назад +5

      So much sugar in watermelon, probably not necessary

    • @6mtua6
      @6mtua6 5 лет назад +21

      TheJewThatCuckedYou cooking it would release a lot of the sweetness

    • @rchristianwooley4870
      @rchristianwooley4870 5 лет назад +1

      Honey Bake Hams!

    • @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink
      @IGot7RevtinyArmyStayOnceBlink 5 лет назад +2

      R Christian Wooley thank you! If we honey bake a ham we could brown sugar roast a watermelon.....no?

    • @secretname2953
      @secretname2953 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheOldAmishMan you mean the 2% sugar?

  • @Am-Not-Jarvis
    @Am-Not-Jarvis 5 лет назад +192

    "This is disgraceful."
    -- RUclips commenter, as he eats his third cup of ramen noodles of the day

    • @asipamanu
      @asipamanu 4 года назад +3

      Thanks, now I want ramen

    • @LordMooshroom
      @LordMooshroom 4 года назад +7

      Ramen is a million times better than burnt watermelon. What's wrong with you people?

    • @binhturtle179
      @binhturtle179 4 года назад +1

      There are different types of insta-noodle so why keep eating insta-ramen anyway

    • @applecore8978
      @applecore8978 4 года назад

      @@LordMooshroom Instant noodle? Did you mean heart attack in a cup?

    • @LordMooshroom
      @LordMooshroom 4 года назад +1

      @@applecore8978 I definitely didn't say instant noodle.

  • @mikem4398
    @mikem4398 5 лет назад +2

    I've been tempted to try and make this since I read an article about the restaurant that made this. I'm a hardcore carnivore but also love finding new things to smoke. After watching this I don't plan on making this anytime soon. Thanks for the upload it was very helpful.

  • @NOTANOTHERCOOKINGSHOW
    @NOTANOTHERCOOKINGSHOW 5 лет назад +72

    I think the place is called Ducks not Dukes, I used to do a food market in nyc and they actually occupied the stale next to us. Both of us served watermelon juice! Those guys are crazy. $75 is insanity even for NYC. And from what I remembered, they're stuff wasn't even that great. I'll take yours over theirs cause I know you'd feed me for free. 😂

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад +6

      Oh nice! I realized while I was editing that I said their name wrong ! I had notes right in front of me haha. $75 for a watermelon no matter the work into it is crazy imo. This thing was... good but very odd. Maybe I’ll make it again for friends or an event but this isn’t something I could imagine ever ordering at a restaurant.

    • @VickiTakacs.
      @VickiTakacs. 5 лет назад +1

      @@SauceStache Kudos to you for trying it.

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 лет назад

      They named a vegan place ducks??? Isn't that exploiting animals?

    • @MegaMAWG
      @MegaMAWG 5 лет назад +2

      @NOT ANOTHER COOKING SHOW Since we're correcting spelling, I believe you had a STALL next to theirs, not a stale.

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 лет назад +4

      @@MegaMAWG You noticed that but not they're stuff? You're not very good at this grammar Nazi thing. 😁

  • @strong-tower
    @strong-tower 5 лет назад +340

    Just like a train wreck; I couldn't quit watching. I won't be making this dish.

  • @GyroPoodle
    @GyroPoodle 5 лет назад +1

    I love your demeanor. It was nice to see the positivity. Couldn't stop smiling. Wouldn't eat or make this, but, it was worth the watch. Looking forward to your other videos.

  • @bigermie1
    @bigermie1 5 лет назад +11

    Hey great stage presence, awesome video work. I wonder if you dehydrate the whole thing a bit if it would be meatier
    . thanks

    • @naomisnider8841
      @naomisnider8841 4 года назад +1

      I have dehydrated strips of watermelon to make a sort of chewy watermelon "candy". It's actually pretty good. I didn't season it with anything.

  • @Timinator62
    @Timinator62 5 лет назад +233

    Next up: Fire Roasted Raw Cookie Dough...

    • @sammywoods7210
      @sammywoods7210 5 лет назад +13

      That actually sounds good

    • @Timinator62
      @Timinator62 5 лет назад +8

      @@sammywoods7210 I'm not sure if you are being as sarcastic as I am...

    • @angel_numbers
      @angel_numbers 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @benbaker321
      @benbaker321 5 лет назад +3

      @@Timinator62 no I think they were serious lol someone must not understand how "raw" works

    • @geyotepilkington2892
      @geyotepilkington2892 5 лет назад +2

      @@benbaker321 That man is not as stupid as you are

  • @milkncookie
    @milkncookie 5 лет назад +225

    Yeah.... No thank you. This is one time I like mine RAW.
    Certain things should not be cooked.

  • @esmeralda4297
    @esmeralda4297 5 лет назад +1

    This is great, bless your channel! Keep up the great vids!!

  • @ADAMBLVCK
    @ADAMBLVCK 5 лет назад +10

    The amount of critical and joking reactions in the comment sections prove that smokelons (or a marinated variant) will one day be served at food trucks.

  • @fantochedollmaker7030
    @fantochedollmaker7030 5 лет назад +350

    Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should..

    • @hermionescranny
      @hermionescranny 5 лет назад +6

      Fantoche Dollmaker eh, the guy can smoke watermelon whatever he wants besides why the hell not?

    • @lebrown5075
      @lebrown5075 5 лет назад +2

      i can't figure out why he thought it would taste like ham just because it looks like ham

    • @hermionescranny
      @hermionescranny 5 лет назад

      le brown I mean, looks can do a lot to us. But even if it doesn’t taste like ham, it doesn’t mean it’s not good.

    • @hermionescranny
      @hermionescranny 5 лет назад

      le brown And besides, for me, ham is disgusting

    • @lebrown5075
      @lebrown5075 5 лет назад +1

      @@hermionescranny I don't like it either

  • @BookEndsTheme
    @BookEndsTheme 5 лет назад +21

    Can’t believe you’ve only got 30k subs. Much love and keep doing what your doing🙏🏽💯

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад +1

      Thank you so much!! you are awesome

  • @FabianRWhite
    @FabianRWhite 4 года назад

    You are so enjoyable to watch. When you laughed around 6:30 and talked about being excited, that was wholesome.

  • @jasonderr8156
    @jasonderr8156 2 года назад +1

    Ok, just made the smoked cantaloupe burger! IT IS SO GOOD. Does not taste like meat. Tastes like it's own wonderfulness.

  • @tachles_math
    @tachles_math 5 лет назад +24

    Did u see the smoked watermelon that's been all over the internet lately?
    Me: i think you're the only one who saw that man

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 лет назад +1

      It has 166000 views so by youtube standards you're right

  • @user-so7dj3tw4d
    @user-so7dj3tw4d 5 лет назад +92

    I was like smoke a watermelon?? How do you fit it into you pipe?

    • @shellscj
      @shellscj 5 лет назад +2

      KAL EL very carefully

    • @Peanutbutter_Funk
      @Peanutbutter_Funk 5 лет назад +1

      Seedless watermelon preferably

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 5 лет назад +1

      No you use it as the pipe and I assume it actually would work pretty well as one. I've never tried it but I have heard of people making a watermelon bong before.

    • @hueman809
      @hueman809 5 лет назад

      In slices

    • @magnavachs
      @magnavachs 5 лет назад +1

      Even THAT makes more sense to me! Lol

  • @poohbear11
    @poohbear11 4 года назад +6

    Good thing is you can never under cook it and get food poisoning

  • @sum124get2
    @sum124get2 5 лет назад +1

    I ate it once, as part of a dish in a fancy restaurant. Not being a meat replacement but as something unique. I liked it! Being smokey and all. Would like to make this sometime as we eat as much plant based food as we can but still like barbecueing. It’s actually kinda hard to find things to barbecue wich you can put some time and effort in and is not meat.
    So thanks!

  • @breanaboat5710
    @breanaboat5710 5 лет назад +12

    If the first response isn't, wow that tastes good. It's probably just ok. Who wants to pay $75 for an "ok" food experience. Thanks for posting the vid.

    • @breanaboat5710
      @breanaboat5710 5 лет назад

      Smokey Ham and watermelon, this is what the room smells like when Kermit and Ms. Piggy makes ugly faces.

  • @JerryKillian
    @JerryKillian 5 лет назад +20

    I found your video by blind luck, and I LOVED it! I have been smoking meats since about 1995. (At my age, we usually put an AND in between the digits - 19 and 95). Anyway, my first smoke was a brisket, which I marinated, not rubbed. I made the marinade on the fly, and while the brisket was cooking, I reduced, filtered, reduced, and filtered the marinade until I had a somewhat thick sauce which I would dip the brisket chunks in when we ate it. To coin a phrase by my best friend when he helped me totally devour that brisket, this sauce was "Foot-Stompin' Deelishush!" It was somehow the perfect blend of spicy, sweet, and smokey. People offered me money for the recipe, (never got it) and would always demand I bring some when they throw their barbecues.
    There was often watermelon at these parties, (TEXAS!) People would absolutely freak out when they saw me dip watermelon in my sauce. Hey, it was good! NOW, I plan to cook this and show everyone that I was way ahead of my time back in them 90's. Thanks for the video.
    One last question, with or without vodka? Imagine a spiked, smoked version.

    • @juls7403
      @juls7403 4 года назад +4

      This is such a wholesome comment, good luck with your future BBQ endeavors! Based on your experience, I'm sure you will make/have made an amazing smoked watermelon!

    • @sauravbasu8805
      @sauravbasu8805 4 года назад +1

      Please share the recipe of that marinade, I am curious !

  • @m3rkgaming683
    @m3rkgaming683 5 лет назад

    great job bro.Would love to try it one day.Thank you for sharing this vid with us.Great channel

  • @latina1700
    @latina1700 5 лет назад +1

    Awesome! I’m so glad I found you! And so many negative comments! Who cares keep on! Loving the science behind all of this!

  • @PaulMuzik
    @PaulMuzik 5 лет назад +327

    $75 for a burnt watermelon..... no thanks.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 5 лет назад +6

      Rich people will buy anything I guess. The same type of people that pay 1000$ or more for the newest phone every year. No phone is worth that much anymore, no matter what new options it has. Likewise this watermelon recipe is for rich suckers that have nothing better to spend their money on. I assume it's per serving too so it might be a couple hundred bucks profit on this thing

    • @brief
      @brief 5 лет назад +4

      @@DeathBYDesign666 "rich" its 75 dollars lol

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 5 лет назад +7

      moron For a slice of watermelon! Yeah I'm gonna stick with only a rich person would pay that much for something so cheap. You can get enough lobster to feed a family of four for that much. Great name by the way, because you obviously aren't able to differentiate between value and worth.

    • @explosu
      @explosu 5 лет назад +2

      @@DeathBYDesign666 If you don't like it don't eat out? Like jfc people need to be paid, electricity needs to come on, ingredients need to be available even when people aren't coming in for them, just by sitting your ass down in a booth where someone else could be you're a sunk cost. $75 is not that ridiculous for a meal meant to be shared.

    • @MrMegaHamSandwich
      @MrMegaHamSandwich 5 лет назад +1

      @@explosu He's clearly not going to eat this shit, that's his point. People need to be paid, then let them build bridges or something

  • @Moker2012
    @Moker2012 5 лет назад +148

    "It's insanely unique. I've never had anything like this in my life." The same applies to a turd sandwich, still not craving it.

    • @christseen
      @christseen 5 лет назад +3

      Note the key word "insanely"

    • @purplemoon4874
      @purplemoon4874 5 лет назад +1

      This comment makes no sense 😅 people have different tastes. People eat dirt in some countries, what do you know?

    • @harleypeterson2433
      @harleypeterson2433 5 лет назад +2

      Giant douche or turd sandwich?

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 4 года назад +2

      @@purplemoon4874 people have different tastes some people like filet mignon and caviar and some people prefer to fill their aching empty stomachs up with dirt to soothe them for a brief moment, it's all just preference.

    • @Iceis_Phoenix
      @Iceis_Phoenix 4 года назад

      I think it looks yummy

  • @sarahstrong7174
    @sarahstrong7174 4 года назад

    I do enjoy & admire your creativity. Thankyou for sharing.

  • @TeamBroccoli
    @TeamBroccoli 5 лет назад +2

    Binging your vids today. 🙌🏻 New subscriber.

  • @noblewilliams2409
    @noblewilliams2409 5 лет назад +39

    ummm... who asked for "smoked watermelon"

  • @LGJiG
    @LGJiG 5 лет назад +46

    I love your curiosity, who would think to smoke a watermelon?! Great video!

  • @mhlovey
    @mhlovey 3 года назад

    You asked, would you make this?
    Yes!!
    I’m using your video as a guide to make my own because I can’t find a legit recipe anywhere online and I bought a watermelon that didn’t have great flavor. I’m so excited! It’s in the basting stage now.

  • @anthonypascale9003
    @anthonypascale9003 5 лет назад +1

    Great RUclips channel and love what ur doing with all different fruit..kinda cool

  • @Adam_Garratt
    @Adam_Garratt 5 лет назад +11

    Never would I have imagined smoking a watermelon. It looked great at the end though, like you said it was like rare roast beef in appearance. My brain is trying to process how it might taste haha. Also...rosemary is $5!!! WHHUT! you can get a bunch of rosemary here for like 80p

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад +3

      It’s such a unique flavor, can’t even accurately describe it. But yes hahah $4.99 Rosemary

    • @someone4650
      @someone4650 5 лет назад +3

      Damn i’d never pay that much, rosemary should NOT be that expensive! It grows so big and fast! Someone ripped you off big time!

  • @Thewickiestofsticks
    @Thewickiestofsticks 5 лет назад +235

    This video should be called how to ruin a perfectly good watermelon.

    • @iamgodisus6451
      @iamgodisus6451 5 лет назад +3

      Actually cooking watermelon is pretty good and perfect thing to do for older watermelons rather than merely trashing them 😗

    • @iamgodisus6451
      @iamgodisus6451 5 лет назад

      My process is nowhere near as complex as all this silliness though

    • @romanjansen7350
      @romanjansen7350 5 лет назад +1

      @@iamgodisus6451 how do you do it

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 5 лет назад +2

      Reminds me of the fried green tomatoes fad. Just let your tomatoes ripen and eat them sliced the way mother nature intended.

    • @gear7739
      @gear7739 5 лет назад +2

      This video could also be called, How to waste 12 minutes of your life. That’s what I just did. But wait I heard in his next video he’s going to show us how to make a watermelon 🍉 bicycle helmet. Now that will be worth watching!

  • @hallelraphael
    @hallelraphael 5 лет назад +63

    Wow who would think this video would make meat-eaters so angry hahahah its actually quite amazing to hear all of these "expert chef's" in the comment section who think they can tell how something tastes by watching a video.

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад +17

      You wouldn't believe the comments I have to delete on this video... it made people MAD! hahah Crazy right

    • @sauravbasu8805
      @sauravbasu8805 4 года назад +4

      Well, certain tastes can be imagined for sure if humans haven't ever tasted it. For example, soapwater mixed with soyasauce and lemon juce.

    • @LordMooshroom
      @LordMooshroom 4 года назад +4

      Idk about everyone else, but I'm not so much angry as I am amused. Everyone knows what a watermelon tastes like. The best you could do is overwhelm that flavor with spices and get it hot enough to convince yourself that it is almost meat. Thing is, the types that try these types things usually don't remember what meat tastes like.

    • @shelbyb9965
      @shelbyb9965 4 года назад

      @@sauravbasu8805 Oh god I swear I really did taste that once I thought about it

    • @sauravbasu8805
      @sauravbasu8805 4 года назад

      @@shelbyb9965 Haha! You have turned my imagination into reality ! You must be my 'dreamgirl' !
      Don't mind, just kidding. Where are you from Annie ? I am from Kolkata India. Have a fantastic joyous day and don't refrain from such experiments. Stay safe and have fun !

  • @NappyWayz
    @NappyWayz 5 лет назад +75

    Summary, they never said it was good.

    • @JohnRapheal7
      @JohnRapheal7 4 года назад +8

      I know right... The only thing they said is it looks like meat and its salty 😂😂

    • @keepingitreal9469
      @keepingitreal9469 4 года назад +1

      Right!!😂😂😂

    • @sonofben3322
      @sonofben3322 4 года назад +6

      They said that there was one piece that actually tasted good, but for the rest ehh

    • @JohnRapheal7
      @JohnRapheal7 4 года назад +4

      @@sonofben3322 but neither one of the were convincing when they said it.. Like they were tryin hard as hell to find SOMETHING to say about it

    • @NappyWayz
      @NappyWayz 4 года назад +2

      @@sonofben3322 You know when you are trying to be nice to your host? "That fish was really good!" I feel it was like that.

  • @KingMixUpChannel
    @KingMixUpChannel 5 лет назад +5

    🤣🤣we lit this thanks giving 🔥

  • @claravondohlen311
    @claravondohlen311 5 лет назад +5

    Keep doing this amazing stuff! You have such a great personality and I love watching all these creative and interesting food videos! Ignore all these people who think there's only one way to enjoy a food - they yuck someone else's yum and don't understand that food is a very subjective thing. People who shame food tastes are not worth a second thought

  • @AdultToons
    @AdultToons 4 года назад +2

    *9:46** Plays*
    Me - "You never had watermelon before? Idk wtf you're eating but stop. lol"

  • @rjaquaponics9266
    @rjaquaponics9266 4 года назад +6

    Smoke a Jack Fruit instead.
    I believe 6 hours in the smoker is not nearly enough.

  • @realdavisjay
    @realdavisjay 5 лет назад +86

    I can get a watermelon for 1.5$ and a bunch of rosemary for 50 cents...

  • @BeowWulf
    @BeowWulf 5 лет назад +30

    Just looking at it, and knowing it's watermelon, I want to drizzle a balsamic glaze on it.

    • @darlingblue
      @darlingblue 5 лет назад +5

      White truffle balsamic vinegar glaze

    • @DHarri9977
      @DHarri9977 5 лет назад +6

      Honey based glaze

    • @greysunited7317
      @greysunited7317 5 лет назад +2

      OMG LKE MASHMELOW AND PENUTBOTR

    • @ScrumDelly
      @ScrumDelly 5 лет назад +2

      BALLsamic "glaze"

    • @darlingblue
      @darlingblue 5 лет назад +1

      @@ScrumDelly ok but whomever puts their "glaze" on it has to eat watermelon beforehand so it at least follows a theme

  • @christenarooks2162
    @christenarooks2162 4 года назад

    This was interesting & absolutely had my attention. I'm a vegan an I say keep up juices flowing this is how creations come to live!

  • @mindfulgratitude3041
    @mindfulgratitude3041 5 лет назад +1

    Ok. I liked the interesting or curious aspect of this presentation. I've been toying with starting some outrageous NEW traditions for Thanksgiving and man...THIS SMOKED WATERMELON is ON my menu. Thanks so much for this recipe....oh and btw, the Daikon Bacon is to Dai for! (HAD to go there!) Hugs from NC

    • @jeremygreer7164
      @jeremygreer7164 5 лет назад +1

      Beth Lowell It'll be a hit just because it's going to blow everyone's mind!!! GO FOR IT!!!! Good luck and God Bless!!!!

  • @SuburbanBBQ
    @SuburbanBBQ 5 лет назад +7

    I already have a watermelon in my kitchen set aside just for this. :) Great video.

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад +1

      Nice!!!! I can’t wait to see!

  • @19Ter67
    @19Ter67 5 лет назад +6

    Absolutely incredible!! 😲 It came out so well & really looks like a ham!! 👍 Good job!! 👏

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад +2

      Thank you so much!!! It was a fun one to make

  • @Splashstar216
    @Splashstar216 10 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for this video! I can't wait to make it!!

  • @smoke-bo2cf
    @smoke-bo2cf 4 года назад +3

    Me: mom could we get a vsauce
    Mom: we have a vsauce at home
    Vsauce at home:

  • @seska1245
    @seska1245 5 лет назад +120

    It’s kinda crazy to me all ya’ll dissing on this without trying it. They literally said it’s a culinary experience and not meat replacement. Tbh I would SO try this

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад +13

      Totally wish I could put the mic drop Gif here hahah

    • @macleatakirkwood6516
      @macleatakirkwood6516 5 лет назад +4

      🎤

    • @knocksrage5047
      @knocksrage5047 5 лет назад +1

      say no more -200iq🤦🏾‍♂️ am a chef and the only place this has in the ''culinary'' world is a joke....

    • @czeima
      @czeima 5 лет назад +2

      mind them. they're all so narrow-minded.

  • @tihzho
    @tihzho 5 лет назад +31

    GTFO of here with that... Next thing will be deep fried watermelon...wait

    • @ladyo8297
      @ladyo8297 5 лет назад +5

      Its coming they already frying ice cream, oreos and twinkies

    • @macksauce7481
      @macksauce7481 5 лет назад +3

      @@ladyo8297 The oreas and twinkies are acceptable and I can see why ice cream would be good. But watermelon? I would probably puke

    • @coyoteblue4027
      @coyoteblue4027 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/ze10pEKtGXo/видео.html

    • @macksauce7481
      @macksauce7481 5 лет назад +1

      Oreos*

    • @bryannamarie7539
      @bryannamarie7539 5 лет назад +1

      Gross

  • @brendakrieger7000
    @brendakrieger7000 4 года назад

    This looks so awesome🍉🍉

  • @WColdblooded357W
    @WColdblooded357W 4 года назад

    I wish i could try all the interesting stuff you make. I am not a vegitarian but i do like vegitarian dishes in addition to my regular meals. That radish bacon really interests me and so does this watermelon 🍉

  • @paulcbeaudoin5199
    @paulcbeaudoin5199 5 лет назад +30

    The way to calculate the price of food in a restaurant: cost of ingredients, cost of transformation (the salary of the persons doing it {the more something requires precision the better the chef doing it is payed}), restaurant cost (cost of electricity, gas, salary of waiting staff, accounting...) and finaly the profit. So you're saying it cost 20$ in raw materials and took 6hr+ to do... Yeah 70-80$ seems about right.

    • @Decade_of_the_Dawg
      @Decade_of_the_Dawg 5 лет назад +4

      I must respectfully disagree with your statement. The smoker and electricity and chefs and everything else is already therenl and working weather there is a watermelon or not. That's ridiculously to much money for that.

    • @IQzminus2
      @IQzminus2 3 года назад +5

      @@Decade_of_the_Dawg
      As a business major the original comment got it pretty close to correct.
      You however absolutely not.
      Fixed costs are still costs you need to account for while calculating the cost of the good sold or profit margins.

    • @Decade_of_the_Dawg
      @Decade_of_the_Dawg 3 года назад +2

      @@IQzminus2 if that was the case that $1.59 burger at McDonald's would cost $20. The ingredients to make that burger cost McDonald's around $1-$1.15 or so. That's how profits are made in the retail/Food buisness. Movie theaters only make like $1 on ticket sales. They make their profits by selling 50 cents worth of popcorn for $15. Regardless of what you think your the one who is wrong.

    • @Big1nz
      @Big1nz 3 года назад +1

      @@Decade_of_the_Dawg nigha what? Did you just reply to him to say something stupid?

  • @JoshandBabe
    @JoshandBabe 5 лет назад +3

    I don't know if we would make that.... but this is certainly a very cool video. Great job. I can't imagine the taste. I bet it was interesting. Fun stuff.

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад

      Insanely interesting! If you ever get a chance to make it or try it, it’s worth the taste. Very odd but good

  • @brenthamel
    @brenthamel 4 года назад +8

    If possible, I'd love to see this attempted again with an under-ripe watermelon!! The sweetness will be way less intense as the sugars won't have developed yet, and the texture will be much more firm!

  • @carolchurch3727
    @carolchurch3727 5 лет назад

    This tonight is the first I've ever heard of this .got one in fridge.I was gonna slice here soon .

  • @CookingWithCJ
    @CookingWithCJ 5 лет назад +6

    Great video Mark! I probably wouldn't try it though, looks like tons of work... LOL Cheers brother

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад

      Ton of work! But worth a try if you ever come across it

  • @darrendalton6480
    @darrendalton6480 5 лет назад +11

    Unlike that ignorant woman from food insider, You actually say your opinion and say if its good or bad.

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад

      hahah thanks!! It kinda drove me a little nuts that she didn't say what she thought

  • @misschiware6110
    @misschiware6110 5 лет назад +85

    Why would you do that to a watermelon 😭 it was just minding its own business

    • @First._.Last.
      @First._.Last. 4 года назад

      Ha-hah-hah!!!

    • @Hughjasslol1
      @Hughjasslol1 4 года назад +11

      Why would you do that to a pig 😭 it was just minding its own business

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 4 года назад

      @@Hughjasslol1 Because it actually tastes good, DUH!
      This? Looks like Frankenstein Water-Melon and by their reaction and statements apparently funky wrongess.
      Again, DUH!

    • @theworthysoul
      @theworthysoul 4 года назад +1

      jmitterii2 still pigs are the most intelligent domestic animals, also the least healthy to eat, and we eat them because of our selfish entitled taste buds. Of all animals, pigs are the worst to farm. Can’t wait until lab grown meat saves them.

  • @susannminall7456
    @susannminall7456 5 лет назад

    Because of your video, I ordered a smoker. I can't wait to make this. I know I'll use the smoker for meat but smoking fruit I just am enamored.

  • @SauceStache
    @SauceStache  5 лет назад +18

    Would YOU make this???? It was indescribable!

    • @MsCherade9
      @MsCherade9 5 лет назад +1

      It looks just like fresh raw sushi grade tuna on the inside! I'd definitely try it for the experience, just to see what it tastes like and if I liked it.

    • @SunshineFunctionalMed
      @SunshineFunctionalMed 5 лет назад +3

      I dont know it seems like it would be so delicious but with the oak ash and spending all day on a smoker it seems like so much work! BBQ at your place!! :)

    • @hubertfont1293
      @hubertfont1293 5 лет назад +1

      We as a family just went vegan. We are always on the lookout for great food and interesting tastes. We will be trying this as I was just wondering the other day, What am I going to do with my BBQ/smoker pit. I will let you know how we do!

  • @dirtytoliet
    @dirtytoliet 5 лет назад +4

    Wow youtube really got me with this one.

  • @GuitarxWolf
    @GuitarxWolf 5 лет назад +7

    Can’t wait till somebody makes Smoked Smoke, mmmm mmmmm!

  • @carrieb5799
    @carrieb5799 5 лет назад +4

    I love that you try these experiments so I don’t have to! I would totally try this... thanks! You’re a bold, brave man! I also appreciate your outrage - reality check at the price the restaurant is charging.

  • @RitzyBusiness
    @RitzyBusiness 5 лет назад +4

    Sounds like when you cook pineapple, gives it a sweet savory flavor thats really good. Would probably be better cut up into smaller slices. Its not a meat replacement, it can be a legitimate food enhancer.

  • @GreyFromSpace
    @GreyFromSpace 5 лет назад +10

    Watermelon sushi or sashimi. It would sell billions I guarantee it.

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад +2

      On it!! hahah

    • @GreyFromSpace
      @GreyFromSpace 5 лет назад

      @@SauceStache Once you open your Vegan Sushi restaurant please invite me.

  • @dianec3279
    @dianec3279 4 года назад

    This was fun to watch. Will I ever do it?.. nope. Too lazy. The jackfruit is much more satisfying! But I’ll definitely tell people what I saw you do! Thanks for trying it out!

  • @velocifero4167
    @velocifero4167 3 года назад +1

    Mmmmm! Warm, salty watermelon

  • @kingberserk1329
    @kingberserk1329 5 лет назад +6

    This isn’t what I imagined when you offered me watermelon 😂😂

  • @Deadplays94
    @Deadplays94 5 лет назад +3

    I'd try it out but idk about making it lol thanks for the content!

    • @SauceStache
      @SauceStache  5 лет назад

      If you come across one!! Absolutely try it

  • @tbray
    @tbray 4 года назад

    watermelon firms up when you cook it - there's a really nice watermelon curry recipe I've had, it's amazing.

  • @gyogamble9996
    @gyogamble9996 4 года назад

    This is crazy! I want to try this!