"Don't compare yourself to others. There's always gonna be somebody who's richer, more successful, better looking, that person's me." 😂 What I wanted to say in my Valedictorian speech, but couldn't because teachers, friends, and family suggested otherwise. If only I had this video then, I would have been bold.
Yeeees, we Uber drivers are the heroes who brought them there! I picked up soooooo many folks coming from graduation this Sat and Sun. Surge was GREAT!
Web-Slinger Productions well this is university/college graduation, this isn't high school graduation. I graduated yesterday with my bachelors degree and I'm 22, so there will certainly be if at least s few more years of 90's kids graduations
"Look to the person on your left" *looks out window to the left* "Now look to the person on your right" *looks at cat to the right* I am forever alone. Exept for you, cat.
“I don’t have a college degree, but I do have a yacht, I guess we’re even education, who’s the dummy now? I only paid 30 million for it, on credit. I don’t even have the money”
"Never give up unless it's hard"
Edit: HOLY CRAP 6k thanks for the love guys
Mato Nichols "if something is hard at first, it's probably not worth doing." -Homer
Mato Nichols I thought we had the same name for a sec lol
Mason Nicholas haha almost lol
Mato Nichols
lol...
Mato Nichols I
"Look to the left now look to the right ... one of you will be dead by the end of this speech."
Abby J-Vskye Heisenberg
That was my cue to hide in the comment secstion.... 🙈😅
*skips to the end of the speech*
good thing when I look both ways I know I'm neither
Hilarious 😂😂
"never give up! unless it's hard" best motivation sentence i ever heard xD
"i don't even have the money" dude kevin hart is killing me
Haha "you have a college degree... I have a yacht 😂😂"
Glencoco the mermaid kevin hart isnt funny hes just black
Griffith Opoku Not really racism. At all.
Fagatron 9000 Well black people are funny. White people are just...white.
Fagatron 9000 boy if you don't stop
Fagatron 9000 Kevin Hart can buy u and your family... so boi don't make me get u...
I graduated today! Congratulations classes of 2017
Little Miss Sunshine Congrats to you too.
my condolences.
You must be unemployed.
You'll be begging to go back by next year's graduation.
Little Miss Sunshine me too :)
"Don't compare yourself to others. There's always gonna be somebody who's richer, more successful, better looking, that person's me." 😂
What I wanted to say in my Valedictorian speech, but couldn't because teachers, friends, and family suggested otherwise.
If only I had this video then, I would have been bold.
3:41 "If Abraham Lincoln was alive today...." 😂😂😂😂
Thando Khumalo "he is though"-Trump
Oh hell then that's nasty, he shouldn't be here...somebody tell him to get out of here
Two-Face only the educated will understand that
School that way Ritz
Thando Khumalo Abraham Lincoln traveled in time to show everyone what getting shot looks like
"Let a horse ride YOU! ...it feels so good."
....Wow. 😂😂😂😂
Someone actually did that, for research purposes if you know what I mean, and that person died because of internal bleeding... ahhh fun times.
Aren't we all internally bleeding? Think about that
Jerry Owens because their dirty minded like us
Doctor Awesome Greek movies
+Yami Kari
Pretty sure it was Catherine the Great who said that one. ;)
Kevin Hart gives me life😂❤
the mole on tae's nose army
the mole
That picture gives life 😭🤧
The white guy with the beard is Justin Theroux and his wife, that the paparazzi pays more attention to, is Jennifer Aniston.
persainman123 Thank you! That's literally the only reason I scrolled down here.
Thank you! I was wondering that too. :-P
persainman123 who was the guy that was reading the bazooka gum wrapper?
Tracy Anagnos Bob Odenkirk, he's most famous for his role as the lawyer Saul in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul.
lol thanks I couldn't figure it out
I graduated with my bachelors degree yesterday! Happy graduation and congratulations to all my fellow university/college grads!!!
congrats
Thanks, this will help me prepare my valedictorian speech.
starpraves
Did you record it?
starpravesh bú
Well.. I'm inspired now.
To blow my college fund on a trip to Hollywood to become a STAR!
New Message 🙈
I graduated a few weeks ago as the valedictorian of my class. Hard work does pay off! Congrats to the class of 2017 🎓
Maricarmen Pedroza what did you get for being a valedictorian
Maricarmen Pedroza home school doesnt count
I think it does!
Talk to us again in 10 years. Your life is just getting started.
I love how just kevin hearts appearance is funny lolol even b4 he says anything 😂
I like how they all did a speech at the same University. That must have been a long ceremony.
"saying I need some ME time is in other words saying that I don't want any YOU time"
I've never heard anything more relatable
"If you are lactose intolerant say what you really are..a milk racist..😂😂
Jade Beauregard I didn't know how to react... cause I'm actually lactose intolerant
Yeeees, we Uber drivers are the heroes who brought them there! I picked up soooooo many folks coming from graduation this Sat and Sun. Surge was GREAT!
"on credit.... i don't even have the money" 😂😂😂
"I was in your shoe once and your underwear. You should really lock your door" 😂😂😂😂
"I was once in your shoes... and in your underwear. Lock your doors people."
"Wave you hands like you do care....about AIDS." Lol
Funniest line in the entire video. :)
Kevin's literally the only one that made me smirk lol
+cheerios cx then you have a shitty sense of humor. Bob Odenkirk was phenomenal as always.
Yes. Bob Odenkirk is the man!
The best graduation speech I've ever heard and this time I'll be able to remember it for years to come.
WOOOOOO
IM PART OF CLASS OF 2017
Flame Beats nice
Same as you class of 2017
4:18 The way he said that got to me 😭😭👏👏
JACK BLACK!! Miss him in movies!
"Never give up unless its hard" louis ck always my inspirational guy
"seen one? I married one" 😂😂😂
I just graduated last Sunday... thank you so much, Jimmy!
"I don't have a college degree... but I do have a yacht so I guess we even college education" lmao!
'I've been in your shoes once , and your underwear too, you should really lock your door.' 😂😂😂😂👍👍
Rule # 3 be bold
Let a horse ride u, damn it feels so good 😂🤣
@4:06 The face Kevin makes when he says,”I don’t even have the money!” LOL
This is random but Kevin Hart's teeth are beautiful 👌
Please make this a thing at the end of every school year! This was great!
don Cheadle was funny with his joke!
'Never give up...unless it's hard' lmao that's my life motto
"A great man by the name of....Bazooka Joe" can't stop laughing HAHAHAHA
irwin rommel vergara who is that guy ? He's hilarious
Bob Odenkirk i think hahaha
Honored to be apart of the class of 2017! Feels great to graduate! Congratulations to all!! 🎉
was waiting for Matt Damon to come out
2017 Baby!!!🥳💜
Ha... I love Jack Black
Weird because i hate Chuck Keough 😅😅 What a coincidence.
too many good comedians in this video too little laughs 😔😔
Fake RUclips ikr kinda meh
It's not Kevin Hearts fault that he's short!
Fake RUclips Too many comedians, Too much cringe as well.
Lo siento chicos parece que vamos a castrarlo😑😔😔 qué chico es el urocultivo😠🔨🔗 toma cabrón💥😈🎸🔗🔐
So how has life been, its 2020 now
"Dad, have you ever seen a machine that can tell when you're lying?"
"Seen one? I married one!" 😂
Last 90's class 😢
Vibez what do u mean
cats1297 Next year graduates will be born in 2000.(Sorry for the bad grammar)
Web-Slinger Productions well this is university/college graduation, this isn't high school graduation. I graduated yesterday with my bachelors degree and I'm 22, so there will certainly be if at least s few more years of 90's kids graduations
Vibez i graduated and i was born in may 2000 😂
i graduated last year, 99's
Kevin Hart is a gem
"don't compare yourself to others, there's always somebody who is richer,more successful,better looking "
OMG Thank you Jimmy for putting all these comedians sharing great but very funny messages it make my day, from Tokyo, Japan arigatou!
Amen to everything that was said. Amen.
Kevin's reaction cracks me up every time 😂.
we need more of this videos...or full editions for each of them
Kevin Hart's bit made me laugh SO hard! LOOOL
This commencement ceremony was better than my actual one
Never give up .... Unless it's hard
I graduated the day before this video was posted June 4, 2017 a day to remember☝💯
"Next time you're at a concert, wave your hands in the air like you just *DO* care! .... About AIDS!"
I can't deal 😂
whats that guy who said that called
"...seen one, I marry one!"
Got em'!!
#KevinHart😂😂😂😂
Love SVT * #Hart
"Beauty comes from within... so does diarrhea." 😂😂😂
LMAO KEVIN HART I CANT EVEN😂😂😂
I can't remember my actual graduation speech but I won't soon forget this one.
Who's here pretending this is for their high school graduation?
"Look to the person on your left"
*looks out window to the left*
"Now look to the person on your right"
*looks at cat to the right*
I am forever alone. Exept for you, cat.
4:46 Also, don't get in a fight against Captain America
Paradox Productions and watch out for friendly fire when your hundreds of feet in the air
Can't wait to hear the speech for 2018...
Ok I figured out two ways to skin a cat. What are the other ways?
I wish I could have shown this to my senior breakfast last month. lol
Now I want Kevin hart at my high school graduation 😂😂
0:58 yea you go Bryan
“I don’t have a college degree, but I do have a yacht, I guess we’re even education, who’s the dummy now? I only paid 30 million for it, on credit. I don’t even have the money”
"Dad have you ever seen a machine that detects lies?" "Seen one? I married one" HA THATS A KNEE SLAPPER
Saying that i need some me time is just another way of say I don't want any you time take a hint Becky 😂😂😂😂🙌🏾
3:42 honestly don might be my favorite part of this whole thing kinda feeling he’s underrated
I'm a simple person, I see Kevin Hart, I click that ish so fast like a police after me :)
I graduate on Monday! Can't wait! Congrats c/o 2017 🎓😎
Patrice O'Neal should be up there.
" Beauty Comes Within, so does Diarrhea. Never forget that" LOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Milk racist" 😂😂
I'm graduating Saturday! Good job class of 2017, we did it!
It's all good, man.
the best graduation speech I ever heard so far.
So cool 😂😂💙
hi
Where was this when I needed it on my graduation day
So...anyone else waiting for dat Class of 2020 one?
Where my Class of 2020
“On credit… I don’t even have the money”😂😂😂😂😂
Ok ok this was actually funny, not like the most hilarius thing I´ve ever seen, but I laughed good
Thank you, Thank you 😂 those are some very motivating words of wisdom
Too funny😂
"never give up unless it's hard" classic
The last people I want a lecture from and guidance for life are celebrities!
JuicyTaz201 That's the joke...
hmm?
JuicyTaz201
Woosh
I graduated class of 2014 still brings back memories
yeess kevin hart
As s member of the class of 2017, I thank you
Kevin Hart reminds me of what would be the first black statue of Liberty.
"never give up... unless it's hard"
my motto in life 😂😂
Bob Odenkirk knows how to make me laugh!
"I only paid 30 million for it .... on credit ... I don't even have the money" 😂😂😂💀