Who's The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon?

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm
    @CarlosRodriguez-dh7mm 7 лет назад +3563

    Imagine the baby growing up and finding this online in 10 years

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 7 лет назад +18

      😂😂😂

    • @brandystevens9861
      @brandystevens9861 7 лет назад +13

      Carlos Rodriguez scarred for life

    • @thegr8rambino
      @thegr8rambino 7 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kaiyabou
      @kaiyabou 7 лет назад +6

      Carlos Rodriguez scarred for life XD !!

    • @jimenat357
      @jimenat357 7 лет назад

      Carlos Rodriguez OMG

  • @ivonnecayabyab4262
    @ivonnecayabyab4262 7 лет назад +9419

    I'm dying lmao I'll never get tired of this fake feud

    • @KTK44
      @KTK44 7 лет назад +125

      fake?!?

    • @dekalios4588
      @dekalios4588 7 лет назад +53

      KTK it's obviously fake

    • @ShrooMIR05
      @ShrooMIR05 7 лет назад +46

      It's a running joke

    • @percyramos1296
      @percyramos1296 7 лет назад +34

      No, it's real...so it's wrestling. Football and MMA have predetermined outcomes and they are choreographed to look real.

    • @Xaevin
      @Xaevin 7 лет назад +15

      Percy Ramos you're a special kind of stupid

  • @muffincrumbss
    @muffincrumbss 7 лет назад +1932

    They did all this for a sketch, this is why I love Kimmel

  • @kolbemaddox1033
    @kolbemaddox1033 7 лет назад +2113

    Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon need their own show together. Like that would be hilarious.

    • @captaincaptain2128
      @captaincaptain2128 7 лет назад +12

      fernando vargas nah, it would be like the odd couple. hilarious. 2 roommates who hate each other.

    • @mustang8206
      @mustang8206 7 лет назад +1

      Jay Clark But they don't have each other in the odd couple

    • @RedSplinter36
      @RedSplinter36 7 лет назад

      yes!

    • @facorread
      @facorread 7 лет назад +62

      That will ruin the gag. Small doses are the best strategy.

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 7 лет назад +3

      As the famous and inspirational Relient K taught us, the only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one.

  • @ashishk81
    @ashishk81 5 лет назад +17409

    How jimmy convince his wife for this video 😂 😂

    • @milk-el8vq
      @milk-el8vq 5 лет назад +487

      it's real

    • @nissaross804
      @nissaross804 5 лет назад +86

      tcsharrett they only dated

    • @Mikemike-gr6xt
      @Mikemike-gr6xt 5 лет назад +512

      More likely she's agree because she knows how close his husband with Matt Damon.

    • @Torontodude20000
      @Torontodude20000 5 лет назад +91

      Money.

    • @ms-wm1hq
      @ms-wm1hq 5 лет назад +19

      True.that, wondering about.

  • @summeriscoming814
    @summeriscoming814 5 лет назад +6275

    I think Molly should get that Emmy for keeping a straight face through this 😂

    • @sourabhs14
      @sourabhs14 4 года назад +74

      Molly is one of the producer of the show. So, probably she contributed the script.

    • @donaldmiller4386
      @donaldmiller4386 3 года назад +19

      I am sure it wasnt done in 1 take

    • @marshamariner7897
      @marshamariner7897 3 года назад +18

      She may hv wrote it. But she still has to act the part

    • @cindarle
      @cindarle 2 года назад +8

      @Shuvalaxmi Rout i think they all should get award for acting this without any laugh. i can watch it over and over and it never gets boring lmao it's just perfect video for improving mood

    • @marswei3658
      @marswei3658 2 года назад +1

      Maybe this is real lol

  • @cl3019
    @cl3019 4 года назад +1251

    “Sorry I’m laaate” Matt Damon’s entrance just kills me 😂 him bringing the teddy bear and the camera while smiling just makes it even better!

  • @Jiovi92
    @Jiovi92 7 лет назад +2269

    "All you really want is each other..."
    MOLLY SPILLING THE TRUTH!

    • @jonahlindhe756
      @jonahlindhe756 7 лет назад +36

      I do wonder if they are going to continue that factor in the feud but I guess that they're just gonna ignore it. It would be awesome tho.

    • @awesome1ru
      @awesome1ru 7 лет назад +13

      Jonah Lindhé nah it was just a one time segment

    • @justagirlfromcanada4103
      @justagirlfromcanada4103 7 лет назад +6

      Bea Kiddo DAMN RIGHT 😂😂

    • @gilkrys
      @gilkrys 7 лет назад

      awesome1ru

  • @Jomster777
    @Jomster777 7 лет назад +6769

    "One daddy could be _a_ Emmy Loser"
    "Emmy Nominee"
    "Same Thing"
    Lmao, that part got me.

  • @crumbledpotato1380
    @crumbledpotato1380 7 лет назад +6724

    In like 10 years this baby is gonna see this video, and I don't know what reaction to expect

    • @krisye7
      @krisye7 7 лет назад +63

      I have some bad news for you.. :/

    • @JayJay-kq8ol
      @JayJay-kq8ol 6 лет назад +16

      krisye7 what

    • @iamkoundinya
      @iamkoundinya 6 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @chenxiongxiong6778
      @chenxiongxiong6778 6 лет назад +21

      Laugh his ass off

    • @teehee3322
      @teehee3322 6 лет назад +85

      khaled azem “damn it! I should’ve gone for the oscar winner!”

  • @harveydodd8803
    @harveydodd8803 4 года назад +4216

    “Or an Oscar winner.”
    “It was a weak year.”
    Most underrated line of the whole skit.

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 4 года назад +31

      Yes!! Cracked me uppppp!

    • @mojopiggy1724
      @mojopiggy1724 3 года назад +27

      It really was a weak year lol

    • @alokorton5125
      @alokorton5125 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser 3 года назад +42

      @@mojopiggy1724 not really, Good Will Hunting, Titanic, LA Confidential, Face/Off, Boogie Nights, As Good As It Gets, Kundun, Con Air, Men In Black, it was a pretty good year for 1998 Oscars

    • @mojopiggy1724
      @mojopiggy1724 3 года назад +5

      @@Erasureeraser I’m talking about 2016 not 1998

  • @fallenangel-u4e
    @fallenangel-u4e 5 лет назад +4988

    How his wife kept a straight face during all of this, I don't know, coz i couldn't 😂😂

    • @sndsh1061
      @sndsh1061 5 лет назад +3

      Whose??

    • @fallenangel-u4e
      @fallenangel-u4e 5 лет назад +8

      @@sndsh1061 Jimmy. Who else

    • @djish3223
      @djish3223 4 года назад +2

      Cringe comedy. aaaaah

    • @morebsnstuf
      @morebsnstuf 4 года назад +12

      She is brilliant! I want more! She is gold. 😂

    • @morebsnstuf
      @morebsnstuf 4 года назад +3

      And Tracy Morgan 😂😂😂😂😂😎

  • @justin33.44
    @justin33.44 7 лет назад +3363

    If that baby comes out speaking with a Boston accent and he's friends with Ben Affleck, then we'll know the truth.

    • @johnny44speedy
      @johnny44speedy 7 лет назад +1

      "will know the truth" i see what you did there!!! will...

    • @lukasbeck4421
      @lukasbeck4421 7 лет назад

      Sir Slapa Ho will as a name?

    • @johnny44speedy
      @johnny44speedy 7 лет назад +8

      Lukas Beck will as in...good will...good will hunting?

    • @lukasbeck4421
      @lukasbeck4421 7 лет назад +1

      Sir Slapa Ho Oh now I know. I thought whose name is Will

    • @carlosfuzz
      @carlosfuzz 7 лет назад +25

      yep, Mark Wahlberg

  • @oblakovshtanah1
    @oblakovshtanah1 7 лет назад +2523

    I'm a simple man - if I see Matt Damon in the title of Jimmy's video, I press like without watching

    • @maybachyard
      @maybachyard 7 лет назад +8

      oblakovshtanah
      You are simple cause you stole that comment,you simpleton you.

    • @dallasparty316
      @dallasparty316 7 лет назад +24

      oblakovshtanah truth....this whole Jimmy/Matt schtick they got going is gold

    • @miralabualjadail4206
      @miralabualjadail4206 7 лет назад

      oblakovshtanah I hope whoever started this meme dies.

    • @Mmxxaamm
      @Mmxxaamm 7 лет назад +5

      But then you watch, right?

    • @oblakovshtanah1
      @oblakovshtanah1 7 лет назад +6

      Maximum Blaster OF COURSE

  • @isidran688
    @isidran688 4 года назад +339

    2:09 “Who are you!”
    “I’m her doctor?”
    “Oh.”
    LMFAOOOOO

    • @BasilJones-Mico
      @BasilJones-Mico 4 месяца назад

      When he didn't know how many weeks, he wouldn't know who her doctor was.

  • @coolgirl12359
    @coolgirl12359 5 лет назад +6751

    Matt: “I’m the father.”
    Jimmy: “of what?”
    Legit died laughing🤣🤣

    • @lacondrathompson1747
      @lacondrathompson1747 4 года назад +8

      I like this show

    • @jout738
      @jout738 2 года назад +3

      This is still so akward acting, when im still wondering what was so funny with this whole presentation with this Jimmy and Matt stuff.

    • @arcticreviews
      @arcticreviews Год назад +15

      @@jout738 no it wasn’t that’s the whole joke it’s supposed to be a awkward conversation. Get a sense of humor

  • @mirzahaseebahmad8406
    @mirzahaseebahmad8406 5 лет назад +3992

    "Unborn identity" 😂😂🤣 gold

  • @jake405
    @jake405 6 лет назад +8855

    They should’ve brought out Guillermo and said he was the father 😂😂

  • @saramarshall2957
    @saramarshall2957 3 года назад +192

    I think it's funny that Jimmy's wife is sitting closer to Matt than to Jimmy

    • @oksyar
      @oksyar 3 года назад +8

      It's amazing that Jimmy and his wife agreed to do this video :p

  • @AbigailBGnath
    @AbigailBGnath 7 лет назад +2452

    The Unborn Identity! LMAO!!!

    • @maybachyard
      @maybachyard 7 лет назад +5

      Erin C
      Best comment!!!!
      🖒😂

    • @keiko4043
      @keiko4043 7 лет назад +8

      Erin C Unbourne identity 😂😂

    • @dumpty
      @dumpty 7 лет назад +3

      lol he was just writing what the show in the video was called it says The Unborn Identity

    • @miraxell
      @miraxell 7 лет назад +3

      Epic!!!

    • @JesseDumontt
      @JesseDumontt 7 лет назад +8

      It's in the video. Lol these people acting like he made up the joke.

  • @larryjames8156
    @larryjames8156 7 лет назад +3264

    "How can either of you satisfy me when all you really want is each other." LMAO

  • @anotheruser2555
    @anotheruser2555 7 лет назад +7236

    1:47 Matt: "One dad could be an Emmy loser", Jimmy: "Emmy nominee", Matt: "Same thing"🤣

    • @sadalien9898
      @sadalien9898 7 лет назад +100

      prwebkinz04 some say kimmel had 3rd degree burn after that

    • @StinkyGreenBud
      @StinkyGreenBud 7 лет назад +24

      Dude it's like we watched the same thing!

    • @JosieMason
      @JosieMason 7 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @natken23
      @natken23 6 лет назад +1

      prwebkinz04 it

    • @nemesis5271
      @nemesis5271 6 лет назад +4

      I diedddd

  • @kohlbustamante1046
    @kohlbustamante1046 4 года назад +831

    Can we just take a minute and applaud Martin Short's performance?

    • @yavitvexe9997
      @yavitvexe9997 4 года назад +24

      Second😀 i enjoyed it very much 👍 especially his "whaaaat?!" exclamation 😂

    • @Erasureeraser
      @Erasureeraser 2 года назад +9

      Honestly since when Martin Short is bad in a skit. He's a living legend, everything he does in his skit is absolutely flawless

    • @sirleo5103
      @sirleo5103 2 года назад +1

      Is that a joke? The guy acted and sounded nothing like Maury.

  • @arielcortez2000
    @arielcortez2000 7 лет назад +4293

    I was expecting the father to be Guillermo😂

  • @oldaccount4311
    @oldaccount4311 7 лет назад +2194

    The best part is that this is actually a very accurate depiction of Maury's show lmao

  • @sarasotaguy4598
    @sarasotaguy4598 5 лет назад +2807

    Molly is such a good sport and a good wife for doing this skit for Jimmy.

    • @moyaleeful
      @moyaleeful 4 года назад +83

      she is one of the show writers

    • @theforeverfalling
      @theforeverfalling 4 года назад +37

      😒 seriously? She wrote the damn thing

    • @successhardwork2278
      @successhardwork2278 3 года назад +5

      @@theforeverfalling just incase she goes with matt

    • @cr7rm593
      @cr7rm593 3 года назад +10

      No she Is not.
      This is horrible, I would never put my wife and my baby through this so people can laugh

    • @shivam_nagar69
      @shivam_nagar69 2 года назад

      @@theforeverfalling what if baby was actually of Matt😂

  • @anirudharun6546
    @anirudharun6546 3 года назад +52

    "When all you want is each other" 😂😂😂 so true. Jimmy's wife is such a good sport!

  • @ElisaYYang
    @ElisaYYang 7 лет назад +2344

    I love that 87% of Kimmel's videos are with or about Matt Damon

    • @charliecool2423
      @charliecool2423 7 лет назад +3

      Elisa Yang 100% here

    • @Highran56
      @Highran56 7 лет назад +81

      Kimmel's secretly in love with Matt Damon, that's why.

    • @SteelCurtainGaming
      @SteelCurtainGaming 7 лет назад +13

      seeing how 1 of their best videos was "I'm Fking Matt Damon" xD
      ... this gag has been going on for quite a long time xD

    • @pratikchhetri6379
      @pratikchhetri6379 7 лет назад +6

      Elisa Yang r u dumb, no it's not

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 7 лет назад

      CPratik 004 it is though

  • @eryruleslondon13
    @eryruleslondon13 7 лет назад +4315

    Nothing can ruin this moment this is so special
    Sorry I'm laate~ 😂😂😂

  • @StefveoX
    @StefveoX 7 лет назад +1574

    5:35 when the camera pans out and jimmy and Matt are low key holding hands hahahaha I DIED

    • @ClaraP23
      @ClaraP23 6 лет назад +2

      Jasper Jamm 😂

    • @jayswift5950
      @jayswift5950 6 лет назад +21

      Lmao I didn't even notice the first time 😂😂😂

    • @bonkeroooo
      @bonkeroooo 6 лет назад +4

      That's priceless

  • @jonp6434
    @jonp6434 4 года назад +438

    Jimmy's wife sitting closer to Matt, made jimmy more of a loser. That was hilarious. So funny, these 2 are classic! 🤣

  • @missotaku7471
    @missotaku7471 7 лет назад +3616

    I love how Jimmy's wife is so game for this. I would love to see Jimmy and Matt behind closed doors plotting new ways to keep the "feud" going 🤣

    • @xs10086
      @xs10086 7 лет назад +42

      Miss Otaku She is also an EP on the show

    • @maljki1276
      @maljki1276 5 лет назад +3

      @Erik Cnating no they don't lmao

  • @AzWazzZa
    @AzWazzZa 7 лет назад +2128

    Dammit. I was really hoping Guillermo was the real father. Now that would of been a great twist.

    • @gringo5
      @gringo5 7 лет назад +13

      that would of being the slam dunk

    • @cortezmauricio702
      @cortezmauricio702 7 лет назад +6

      My Name Is Mortimer kimmel>Fallon

    • @fredyshark4852
      @fredyshark4852 7 лет назад +14

      that would be disgusting

    • @a.f9578
      @a.f9578 6 лет назад

      Fredy Shark and the black guy isn’t disgusting enough Hahahah ?

    • @KidFilmsEntertainment
      @KidFilmsEntertainment 4 года назад +1

      Théo no nigga that wasn’t funny

  • @pudgimelon
    @pudgimelon 5 лет назад +12022

    Jimmy's kid is going to be so confused when she discovers RUclips in a few years.

    • @Rin0041
      @Rin0041 4 года назад +25

      pudgimelon Yea

    • @DoomBoy8000
      @DoomBoy8000 4 года назад +210

      Kimmel’s Kid: Huh? What’s this?
      *shows footage of Damon and kimmel fighting about who’s the father*
      Kimmel’s Kid: WTF?!

    • @dansomething7742
      @dansomething7742 4 года назад +35

      He*

    • @louisnicka8
      @louisnicka8 4 года назад +6

      @@DoomBoy8000 dead 😂

    • @UnknownUnknown-mk2pw
      @UnknownUnknown-mk2pw 4 года назад +15

      its a he

  • @oyekunbiadams8742
    @oyekunbiadams8742 2 года назад +86

    Matt : "Could be an Emmy Loser"
    Jimmy: "Emmy Nominee"
    Matt: "Same thing"
    🤣🤣🤣 Love their bromance

  • @corlin1414
    @corlin1414 7 лет назад +16358

    I thought Guillermo was gonna be the dad

  • @naomejada
    @naomejada 7 лет назад +9161

    Unbourne identity

    • @tzelaltsolak462
      @tzelaltsolak462 7 лет назад +29

      Naome Jada Williams that is clever

    • @lockekappa500
      @lockekappa500 7 лет назад +24

      Umm they already titled the Maury episode as that...

    • @justisiempre4105
      @justisiempre4105 7 лет назад +4

      +Naome Jada Williams LOLLLL !! Hilarious.. Perfect!!! LMAO...

    • @AlmostProfessional1995
      @AlmostProfessional1995 7 лет назад +2

      👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @xrpedro
      @xrpedro 7 лет назад +1

      LMAO

  • @venaacavaa
    @venaacavaa 7 лет назад +583

    molly is soooooo cool

  • @Bdhacker101
    @Bdhacker101 4 года назад +775

    Imagine Jimmy's ex gf Sarah Silverman dropping outta nowhere and claiming she's the father

    • @goldenageenthusiast
      @goldenageenthusiast 4 года назад +38

      She's f**** Matt Damon

    • @bread2951
      @bread2951 3 года назад +8

      That would have been the best

    • @bepowerification
      @bepowerification 3 года назад +8

      it would be hilarious if she said she's the mother!

    • @bread2951
      @bread2951 3 года назад +6

      @@bepowerification Father or mother, I would have believed Sarah

  • @dennydarkko
    @dennydarkko 5 лет назад +7713

    “One of your daddy’s could be a Emmy loser...”
    “A nominee”
    “Same thing” 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m crying cause it’s so true

    • @jewelstherockstar5767
      @jewelstherockstar5767 4 года назад +2

      dennismaryanski lmAo

    • @tungochuy
      @tungochuy 4 года назад +7

      Crack my head at that part

    • @kossend1
      @kossend1 4 года назад +70

      "...Or an Oscar winner. Wanna play with Daddy's Oscar?"
      "It was a weak year"

    • @LD-dv3qh
      @LD-dv3qh 4 года назад +1

      LMAOAOAPOAA

  • @aabbishduaa1417
    @aabbishduaa1417 6 лет назад +1707

    Friendship cannot get any weirder than this.

    • @edercortes1960
      @edercortes1960 4 года назад +6

      Aabbish Duaa if this feud is like this 364 days a year I wonder what thanksgiving is gonna be like

  • @MrBrewman95
    @MrBrewman95 7 лет назад +2153

    This is so hilarious.

  • @JimmyJojoshabadoo
    @JimmyJojoshabadoo 4 года назад +346

    I still laugh at Martin Short's reaction to Tracy being pregnant with his child and saying "I hate children!"

    • @apove1814
      @apove1814 4 года назад +4

      Yess!!! LMAOOO

    • @CitizenoftheWorld1
      @CitizenoftheWorld1 3 года назад +3

      Lmao that got me too 😂😂😂

    • @BUUOC
      @BUUOC 3 года назад +2

      Might be my favorite part of the skit.

  • @AbdulMajeed-gk3vd
    @AbdulMajeed-gk3vd 7 лет назад +676

    If the baby fake laughs and smacks the table with his hand while doing so, You'll know the father is Jimmy Fallon

  • @kleviscomani6434
    @kleviscomani6434 5 лет назад +6801

    Imagine if Ben Affleck was the father

    • @tamrinhoran7594
      @tamrinhoran7594 5 лет назад +87

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @ven2983
      @ven2983 5 лет назад +40

      Ben is tge father of tracy's baby.

    • @scubatrucker6806
      @scubatrucker6806 5 лет назад +31

      This would be even funnier.. 😂😂😂

    • @phantomtq
      @phantomtq 5 лет назад +47

      nAh it should have been guillermo

    • @xxjadynx
      @xxjadynx 5 лет назад +7

      That’s who I thought it was gonna be

  • @geforce1231
    @geforce1231 7 лет назад +2532

    "You promised me to stop F#$% my girlfriend" -----> "Yes I did, she is not your GF!" The best line!

  • @maribelcaudillo258
    @maribelcaudillo258 4 года назад +208

    the audience was killing me, and Jimmy and Matt talking trash to each other behing cameras! lmao!

    • @yavitvexe9997
      @yavitvexe9997 4 года назад +2

      The point is (besides another episode of feud) to mock shows like this, where they're figuring who is the father, to show how ridiculous they are, and the faces of audience reflect how crowd look crazy when goes wild from any lowest sheit😂

  • @56postoffice
    @56postoffice 5 лет назад +914

    Why this turns up in my recommendations 2 years later, but I'm f'kin' glad it did! 😂

    • @robyn7691
      @robyn7691 5 лет назад +2

      right? same for me, lol

    • @mattmattmatt6700
      @mattmattmatt6700 5 лет назад +2

      For reals. Good video and I love the matt jimmy beef.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 5 лет назад

      I’m so embarrassed - I legit lol 4x.

  • @monicawilliams7844
    @monicawilliams7844 7 лет назад +1627

    As always, HILARIOUS!!! This fake feud is too funny, and it's not fake news guys! 😂

    • @moana5416
      @moana5416 7 лет назад +45

      Monica Williams, yes!! of course it's fake. Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon are BEST FRIENDS, but Jimmy's show had low ratings, so to " spice" up his show, he came up with this" I hate Matt Damon" stuff, that way, he could save his show

    • @jiggybah1304
      @jiggybah1304 7 лет назад +6

      Princess Jala'eh Lol nah its just fun in bro.

    • @Anilove1
      @Anilove1 7 лет назад

      thetruelea I believe it, cuz I didn't know what was going on between those two.

    • @MaryolDame
      @MaryolDame 7 лет назад +7

      Princess Jala'eh I think it actually started quite innocently, when Jimmy jocking said that Matt was backstage for the show but they didn't have not on air time anymore, and it went on and on, so it started to look like it was because Jimmy didn't like him and Matt resented him to become one of the longest gag reels that there are to this day

    • @brooklynsamazingvideos8232
      @brooklynsamazingvideos8232 7 лет назад +5

      Monica Williams

  • @curiousgangsta
    @curiousgangsta 7 лет назад +1672

    Fallon will never be this good.

    • @KTK44
      @KTK44 7 лет назад +29

      And Kimmel will never be as good as Graham Norton. Still good, but not great.

    • @wangray9456
      @wangray9456 7 лет назад +1

      hollaname and also less rumor.

    • @REMcycle1
      @REMcycle1 7 лет назад +1

      Ewww fallon PU he's the worst

    • @dominiquemartin48
      @dominiquemartin48 7 лет назад +5

      hollaname I'm so relieved to find out that I'm not the only person who's not into Jimmy Fallon. His show bores the hell outta me for some reason. He's not funny.

    • @itsjeron164
      @itsjeron164 7 лет назад +50

      I declare CONAN the king!

  • @angeleyes_1412
    @angeleyes_1412 4 года назад +55

    ‘Guess who’s coming to dinner?’ LMAO!
    Jimmy and Matt’s relationship is so amazing! Love Molly for joining in!

  • @justin33.44
    @justin33.44 7 лет назад +1292

    Hey Jimmy how do you like them apples?

    • @EPrimeify
      @EPrimeify 7 лет назад +8

      Only a few people? It's a damn popular film. I'm more than sure if they haven't seen it, they'll still get it.

    • @anthg4563
      @anthg4563 7 лет назад +1

      I watched Good Will Hunting every single night last week

    • @ibleedblue0518
      @ibleedblue0518 7 лет назад +7

      Justin Awill good will hunting

    • @Drizby
      @Drizby 7 лет назад +2

      DO YOU LIKE APPLES!?

    • @magicbaws9756
      @magicbaws9756 7 лет назад +3

      Fernando Ramirez nailed it

  • @hasoonnine
    @hasoonnine 7 лет назад +1313

    imagine this baby that is not born yet will some day in the future watch this video xD

    • @dgenxali
      @dgenxali 7 лет назад +15

      Hasoon nine and read your comment :O

    • @shirleycameron7718
      @shirleycameron7718 7 лет назад

      Hasoon nine SHES DISGUSTING....LIKE A.. TART.....DEMON INSIDE. THERE...JIMMY. YOUR. SHOW IS CHEAP..

  • @gpaje
    @gpaje 7 лет назад +436

    I love how they sit Molly next to Matt on Maury.

  • @katsu_papi
    @katsu_papi 3 года назад +33

    that "i will sue!" delivery is hilarious..😂😂

  • @xxACIDVIRUSxx
    @xxACIDVIRUSxx 5 лет назад +695

    “Why don’t we let the baby decide?”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 7 лет назад +1069

    hahahah kimmel "it was a weak year" 1:46

  • @discover2206
    @discover2206 7 лет назад +4348

    This would've been funnier if Guillermo was the father.

    • @alvarojflorez
      @alvarojflorez 7 лет назад +125

      L.A Vidz or Ben Affleck.

    • @Phelie315
      @Phelie315 7 лет назад +62

      yeah I totally expected Ben Affleck to appear as well XD

    • @summerxo3203
      @summerxo3203 7 лет назад +12

      L.A Vidz I was thinking the same thing! 😂😂😂

    • @RochellB46
      @RochellB46 7 лет назад +15

      L.A Vidz lmao that would of been hilarious

    • @J3ennife4
      @J3ennife4 7 лет назад +13

      I don't think that any of us would have been able to stop laughing at that

  • @DannyCosmos
    @DannyCosmos 2 года назад +148

    Damon saying "an oscar winner" and jimmy saying "it was a weak year" had me dying lmao

  • @koya-g2k
    @koya-g2k 7 лет назад +470

    i'll sue the baby 😂😂😂😂

  • @nunonunes097
    @nunonunes097 7 лет назад +537

    The black guy in the middle of the crowd @ 5:10 pointing at the real father like *" You a real nigga"* lmaoo

    • @darkseid6089
      @darkseid6089 7 лет назад +1

      Nuno lmfao 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @inventorysearch5953
      @inventorysearch5953 7 лет назад

      Nuno swear to God you spelled crowd with a "U"

    • @junpeiiori4720
      @junpeiiori4720 7 лет назад +10

      "THAT'S MY MAAAAN"

    • @MINDxWORM
      @MINDxWORM 7 лет назад +3

      Nigga that was you!!

    • @nunonunes097
      @nunonunes097 7 лет назад +4

      inventory search I apologise, I felt like something was wrong with the word but couldn't tell what lol, English is only my third language

  • @vorymccray590
    @vorymccray590 6 лет назад +1353

    “If Matt is the father of Molly’s baby
    I will sue him
    I will sue Molly
    I will sue the baby
    I swill sue Maury
    I. Will. Sue. “
    😂😂😂

  • @gabbysway2
    @gabbysway2 4 года назад +43

    When Matt and Jimmy let go of their hands!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justpassnbye2613
    @justpassnbye2613 7 лет назад +113

    Omfg!!! The unborn identity😂 lol I cant take it anymore this is hilarious!!! I appreciate how long this joke has been going on. Jimmy i freaking love you.❤

    • @johannesvonsaaz3987
      @johannesvonsaaz3987 7 лет назад

      i dont want to see you kissing goblins is that Alex Jones' avatar.

  • @venaacavaa
    @venaacavaa 7 лет назад +886

    omg, i cant wait for those jokes at oscars!!

    • @GalaxyGirl08
      @GalaxyGirl08 7 лет назад +1

      Roma Jerzycka Me too!!!

    • @venaacavaa
      @venaacavaa 7 лет назад +14

      hayong choung exactly! best trio (kimmel-damon-affleck) ever!

  • @winterose2331
    @winterose2331 5 лет назад +4317

    Why is Molly sitting closer to Matt rather than to Jimmy ?

    • @jazzicaidamarie3341
      @jazzicaidamarie3341 5 лет назад +73

      Densetsu San thats what I was thinking lol

    • @alasdaircurrie3217
      @alasdaircurrie3217 5 лет назад +617

      Part of the joke

    • @bttrade6286
      @bttrade6286 5 лет назад +254

      Because she had lot more sex with Matt than with Jimmy? Just my guess...

    • @HOUSTON_MAMI
      @HOUSTON_MAMI 5 лет назад +85

      Who wouldn't?!

    • @iSohaibKhan
      @iSohaibKhan 5 лет назад +62

      Densetsu San Emmy looser, Oscar winner you get that? :P

  • @ritikapokhrel6794
    @ritikapokhrel6794 4 года назад +45

    “You are not the father, you are not the father, look at that right there, that’s the father”. Oh those golden words by Jimmy🤣🤣

  • @catzel1ps452
    @catzel1ps452 7 лет назад +425

    The father is Guillermo he's just to devious to admit it. Probably sitting in a corner deviously laughing while eating vegan yogurt that he took from kimmels fridge

  • @najxx8641
    @najxx8641 7 лет назад +661

    " I'll sue the baby " 😂😂😂

    • @turbojon8117
      @turbojon8117 5 лет назад +1

      Hilarious line stolen from 30 Rock (Avery Jessup/Elizabeth Banks)

  • @manningbartlett522
    @manningbartlett522 7 лет назад +450

    This joke is 10 years old and it just gets funnier.

  • @adeolaobayan7735
    @adeolaobayan7735 3 года назад +2

    Craziness!!😆😆. How much fun are they having laughing at each other?

  • @lefinlay
    @lefinlay 7 лет назад +1062

    They missed an opportinity for a Ben Affleck joke.

    • @MCShvabo
      @MCShvabo 7 лет назад +95

      LeSingeEstSurLaBranche Allegedly he was supposed to be the dad but he couldn't do itcause of prior commitment.

  • @ivicapavicic7987
    @ivicapavicic7987 6 лет назад +398

    Their feud is hysterical and i hope it goes forever

  • @mistressofmusic21
    @mistressofmusic21 7 лет назад +1286

    How the hell does global superstar Matt Damon have time for these videos? Not complaining but he sure loves to spoil us

    • @Cheatrrr
      @Cheatrrr 7 лет назад +148

      forreal that nigga will drop a big hollywood movie then go chill with Kemel

    • @rawcover3215
      @rawcover3215 7 лет назад +5

      Entertain Me Now kimmel show is one of the top man

    • @maferakaarmy2710
      @maferakaarmy2710 7 лет назад +5

      Entertain Me Now Nah not today

    • @TheMastermind729
      @TheMastermind729 7 лет назад +5

      Go away Matt Damon we know this is you...

    • @brook117
      @brook117 7 лет назад +2

      🔍💜🔎

  • @xaviermiller2864
    @xaviermiller2864 4 года назад +181

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Tracey Morgan: “Guess who’s coming to Dinner”

  • @RealAadilFarooqui
    @RealAadilFarooqui 6 лет назад +585

    "How Could Either of You Satisfy Me, All You Really Want is Each Other" ............and They are Actually Holding Hands 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ipshita154
    @ipshita154 6 лет назад +752

    How could either of you satisfy me when all you really want is each other.
    Ahahahaha I'm dead.

  • @오로즈-r7y
    @오로즈-r7y 7 лет назад +3802

    Emmy loser vs Oscar winner 😂

    • @alexf0723
      @alexf0723 7 лет назад +69

      Julie N Emmy nominee

    • @spellingpolice4136
      @spellingpolice4136 7 лет назад +86

      sleepyhouses same thing.

    • @cortezmauricio702
      @cortezmauricio702 7 лет назад +47

      Julie N it was a weak year lol and also kimmel>Fallon

    • @moana5416
      @moana5416 7 лет назад +13

      Julie N, I'd rather go for that Emmy loser. Jimmy is funny, and cute

    • @Sam-ln1ji
      @Sam-ln1ji 7 лет назад +9

      Princess Jala'eh you'd go with Funny and Cute? Rather than Hilarious and Handsome?

  • @Alvin-1138
    @Alvin-1138 4 года назад +20

    Martin Short and Tracy Morgan just makes it even higher in the absurd-o-meter !!🤣

  • @lightups1d
    @lightups1d 7 лет назад +75

    This is gold!

  • @KneelBeforeBlue
    @KneelBeforeBlue 5 лет назад +196

    "Nothing can ruin this moment" - that's the f**kin tip-off

    • @Semo11044
      @Semo11044 5 лет назад

      The thumbnail is the tip-off

  • @neveahc.4787
    @neveahc.4787 7 лет назад +283

    this skit was so funny!!

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 3 года назад +7

    The fact that Molly went along w this is great!!😅😂🤣🦋💖🌹

  • @sheggy5442
    @sheggy5442 7 лет назад +678

    I lost it when Tracy Morgan came out! xD

  • @JansenHardage
    @JansenHardage 7 лет назад +76

    This is pure gold.

  • @Aroreiel08
    @Aroreiel08 7 лет назад +940

    "You want a baby-daddy who made out with Liberacè?" I lost it here.

    • @alidedereal
      @alidedereal 7 лет назад +8

      You lost what? Did you find it later?

    • @rohitravikumar6107
      @rohitravikumar6107 7 лет назад

      Whose liberace

    • @TheCabarro
      @TheCabarro 7 лет назад +2

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behind_the_Candelabra Look at this!

  • @djohn515
    @djohn515 4 года назад +34

    Since I’m stuck indoors I needed this laugh. Lol

  • @alikareem3393
    @alikareem3393 5 лет назад +828

    Matt: "She is not your girlfriend "
    Jimmy: she is my wife !??!?
    😂😂

  • @Proofcomes
    @Proofcomes 7 лет назад +1012

    "i will sue!" jesus Christ thats funny

    • @cortezmauricio702
      @cortezmauricio702 7 лет назад +22

      Peter Vasz kimmel>Fallon

    • @fitnessmessiah7525
      @fitnessmessiah7525 7 лет назад +20

      Peter Vasz he'll sue you for spelling his name wrong. *jesus christ*

    • @benjamincox4211
      @benjamincox4211 7 лет назад +2

      Peter Vasz suing a kid that almost died wouldn't be ideal

  • @a.gypsy.m7038
    @a.gypsy.m7038 7 лет назад +2324

    I was expecting Ben Affleck to come out lol

    • @Mmxxaamm
      @Mmxxaamm 7 лет назад +78

      We all were

    • @markovelimirovic6086
      @markovelimirovic6086 7 лет назад +69

      biggest disappointment since Jimmy Kimmel´s sketch Who's ˝The Baby Daddy: Jimmy Kimmel or Matt Damon?˝ when Ben Affleck wasn´t featured in the video even though we all were expecting him to show up

    • @tiagomaqz
      @tiagomaqz 7 лет назад +3

      OMG Me tooooooo!!!

    • @BlackbirdBaba
      @BlackbirdBaba 7 лет назад +6

      Me too.thank god his baby is safe...god bless all good peoples and forgive bad peoples...😇

    • @stevereed8786
      @stevereed8786 7 лет назад +1

      Anjelica if Ben Aflac came out then it would immediately be a racist issue. He would turn it into a hate white guy crime and praise for all Muslims, black lives matter, LBGTQ, his wife, his newest flop and then it's not fun anymore. It a shame what's happened to ol Ben, he snapped his cap and went nuts.

  • @ham4fun
    @ham4fun 4 года назад +253

    how did Jimmy convince his wife to go through with this skit lol so hilarious

    • @gabrielmcconnor4493
      @gabrielmcconnor4493 4 года назад +42

      She’s the head writer on his show.

    • @hp4415
      @hp4415 Год назад +11

      Jimmy didn’t have to convince his wife, she wrote this skit

  • @ya_girl_juju
    @ya_girl_juju 5 лет назад +2277

    "You said you'd stop .... my girlfriends!"
    "I did. She's not your girlfriend."
    "She's my wife! That's even worst!"😂😂😂
    If it is Matt's baby...
    "I will sue Matt! I will sue Molly! I will sue the baby too!"😂😂😂
    "How can either of you satisfy me, when all you want is each other?"😂😂😂

  • @muhammadibraheem5922
    @muhammadibraheem5922 7 лет назад +48

    I love Matt's smile, he instantly looks so young

  • @evanlee6792
    @evanlee6792 7 лет назад +141

    "Btw Matt Damon has a new movie called The Great Wall coming out this week, please dont go see it ok?"
    * proceeds to include a link of Great Wall's trailer at the end to promote for Matt *
    LOL I love that, so awesome. These two must be real bros in real life.

    • @bigben6564
      @bigben6564 7 лет назад +12

      Evan Lee their friendship was built on this gag and its so beautiful

  • @Liberal_US_Army_Vet
    @Liberal_US_Army_Vet 2 года назад +7

    This is why Jimmy Kimmel is so awesome he always comes up with so many innovative sketchs.

  • @fuiers
    @fuiers 7 лет назад +94

    They really are pushing this feud further. Love it.

  • @peyt4855
    @peyt4855 7 лет назад +680

    those crowd reactions lmao

    • @princeeeeyyayyy5677
      @princeeeeyyayyy5677 7 лет назад +3

      Ц Π F O Γ G I V Ξ Π ikr. Just like in maury.

    • @Mr.mocoloco
      @Mr.mocoloco 6 лет назад

      You morons do know the crowd is from the original show maury right?

  • @aliibrahim1859
    @aliibrahim1859 5 лет назад +269

    I believe the relationship between Jimmy and Matt off the cameras it goes way beyond friends or brothers. Watching their fude for over a decade its so hilarious, and it makes me laugh every time.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 11 месяцев назад +6

    How in the world did Molly ever make it through this without passing out laughing?!! She is the greatest sport ever! 🤣😂

  • @darthmarticusLFC
    @darthmarticusLFC 7 лет назад +211

    'Unborn Identity' - genius!