Hitler reacts to Disney’s Snow White

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @Bellthorian
    @Bellthorian 22 дня назад +669

    Disney finally made a movie nobody will pirate.....that had me rolling.

    • @glentor3
      @glentor3 16 дней назад +16

      Casting Zgal Gadot as the Queen means Snow White isn’t going to be hotter.

    • @mr.pizzamarlon
      @mr.pizzamarlon 13 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @locinolacolino1302
      @locinolacolino1302 12 дней назад

      I'll pirate, why not.

    • @abrahamthebewildered1448
      @abrahamthebewildered1448 3 дня назад

      @@glentor3 Not sure why so many people say that. I mean, she's (Gadot) a fine looking woman indeed, but not THAT good looking. Plenty of young women who could stand as Snow White beside her. Even Zegler would be fine if she:
      1) Had some major ego-reduction surgery. I'm surprised she can fit through doors with how bloated her ego is.
      2) Wore skin-lightening foundation to stay true to the original concept. I swear, I will not give her flack for being in "White face".
      3) They redid her wardrobe, and got rid of that blasphemously ugly pee-yellow gown, that even Jesus couldn't love.

    • @Threedog1963
      @Threedog1963 День назад

      @@locinolacolino1302 The reason people want to pirate movies is to watch them. If you don't want to watch a shit movie, why would you pirate it?

  • @TophDaGreat
    @TophDaGreat 21 день назад +447

    "I miss the old Disney"
    We all do Dolfy

    • @hustlmaz
      @hustlmaz 21 день назад +33

      All of us do

    • @sgolden2906
      @sgolden2906 2 дня назад +2

      Yes indeed we all do!!!

  • @ARTSONICFAN990
    @ARTSONICFAN990 22 дня назад +915

    "Don't compare me to this disgrace. I never destroyed the classics."
    Damn. Even Dolfy has standards.

    • @JVKRamRoldan
      @JVKRamRoldan 22 дня назад +57

      I mean, he originally liked the 1937 film, so…

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 22 дня назад +19

      Book burning did

    • @jackakakreanxx5587
      @jackakakreanxx5587 22 дня назад +16

      Admittedly the actions of his party painted germany is a bad light for decades

    • @naturalharmoniagropius4486
      @naturalharmoniagropius4486 21 день назад

      This is Dolfy btw, not Hitler who caused WW2, icyw​@@jackakakreanxx5587

    • @nicolestimothy9921
      @nicolestimothy9921 21 день назад +14

      This is Dolfy. he never committed compared to our real version.

  • @BillyWhaler
    @BillyWhaler 22 дня назад +748

    I’m with Hitler on this one. He studied the trailer, compared against classics and gave a reasoned, objective review.

    • @blueberry3168
      @blueberry3168 21 день назад +24

      @@BillyWhaler 😂

    • @tabbywolf801
      @tabbywolf801 19 дней назад +18

      Same

    • @alanlinfield8207
      @alanlinfield8207 18 дней назад +20

      I even empathized ... a little ... with that rotten fascist towards the end. It's a very sad development. And totally unnecessary. This won't increase ticket sales (in fact, the opposite is likely) and it won't change a single heart or mind. This will become the new standard for Epic Fail.

    • @wazzup233
      @wazzup233 17 дней назад +16

      Yeah, I'd missed the old Disney too and this is all of Sleepy Joe's fault! 🤡🤡🤡

    • @nobody-yk2hu
      @nobody-yk2hu 17 дней назад +1

      I never thought I'd see the day I agree with a statement that said I'm with Hitler

  • @BluddyRizz104
    @BluddyRizz104 22 дня назад +565

    "Snow White and the Seven CGI Abominations"

    • @alexrompen805
      @alexrompen805 22 дня назад +15

      And yet its still SOMEHOW better then the turd they laid out on the first attempt...

    • @devanshvatsal4128
      @devanshvatsal4128 21 день назад +8

      These look kinda uncanny tbh. The "uncanny valley" look is strong with this cgi

    • @IBSSnape
      @IBSSnape 21 день назад +12

      Why didn't they hire actual people to play the seven dwarves?

    • @mbsfaridi
      @mbsfaridi 21 день назад +6

      ⁠@@IBSSnapePeter Dinklage said it was backwards and disney released a statement regarding it.

    • @brockdavid
      @brockdavid 20 дней назад +6

      That’s what I called them too, before getting to the part when he says that! It truly heightened the comedic quality and enjoyment I derived from it.

  • @SurLaMer_
    @SurLaMer_ 22 дня назад +1072

    "this is why RUclips removed dislikes"
    😂😂😂😂

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 22 дня назад +54

      And started censoring words

    • @palpatinethesenatehog7086
      @palpatinethesenatehog7086 22 дня назад +26

      ​@@UchihaFabio that was long before the dislikes

    • @Chuckles..
      @Chuckles.. 21 день назад

      Yea they're really afraid of public opinion. Especially when they've decided they should be in control of it. That's ok, we'll vote with our wallets.

    • @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy
      @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy 21 день назад +1

      1:02 Magia Exedra Opened!! Nami Heartfilia Sexy Ring Of Fortune 2018 Please Japanese Final Racing 3 2 1 Go Shoot!!

    • @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy
      @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy 21 день назад

      1:20 Magia Exedra Opened!! Nami Heartfilia Sexy Ring Of Fortune 2018 Please Japanese Final Racing 3 2 1 Go Shoot!!

  • @theimperialist2686
    @theimperialist2686 22 дня назад +462

    I'm with Dolfy on this, the Evil Queen looks more fairest of them all lmao.

    • @aidangattinger8975
      @aidangattinger8975 22 дня назад

      The evil queen is Wonder Woman, of course she's the fairest of them all.

    • @christophercasey6775
      @christophercasey6775 20 дней назад

      Makes the evil queen look like the good guy, or gal. Maybe we need her to abominate the movie and it's even.

    • @loneliberation3483
      @loneliberation3483 4 дня назад +1

      Even she looks bad.

  • @sandeepdavid846
    @sandeepdavid846 22 дня назад +282

    Snow White and the empty theatres

    • @leo22111
      @leo22111 20 дней назад +11

      😂

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat 18 дней назад +6

      NICE

    • @khfan4life365
      @khfan4life365 18 дней назад +14

      And Disney won’t be able to pad the box office numbers this time.

    • @fritzwilhelm8258
      @fritzwilhelm8258 15 дней назад +3

      Good one.

    • @Pyeredere813-il4jw
      @Pyeredere813-il4jw 10 дней назад

      In March I'll be hosting a house party where I'll be showing my DVD copy of the 1937 Snow White

  • @pasta8026
    @pasta8026 22 дня назад +192

    "Don't cry, we won't watch it"
    the thought of watching this garbage is enough to make a person cry

  • @李재성
    @李재성 22 дня назад +248

    I would’ve thought that Dolfy would mention that he is extra furious that Disney utterly butchered a popular German fairytale.

    • @freiflug83
      @freiflug83 21 день назад +50

      Yeah no kidding. The Brothers Grimm would be rolling in their graves

    • @IBSSnape
      @IBSSnape 21 день назад +30

      Funnily enough, it was rumoured that Snow White was Dolfy's favourite fairytale.

    • @stalkerwastaken
      @stalkerwastaken 21 день назад +1

      führerious

    • @kurtbarlow9402
      @kurtbarlow9402 20 дней назад +1

      Once upon a time, a young girl was wandering through the forest when she happened upon an owl. "Do you know where my mother is ?" she asked.
      To which the owl responded, "How the hell would I know where your mother is ? Are you stupid ? And why are fairy tail children always getting lost in forests and hallucinating that animals can speak ?"
      Then the owl swooped down, ripped the little girls face off and ate her eyeballs. Then the owl hooted. "Whooooo, Whooooo !"
      Okay kids, so don't do drugs and then walk in the woods. An owl may just rip your face off
      From
      True Facts About the Owl

    • @TyronBezzina
      @TyronBezzina 16 дней назад +3

      its swiss

  • @LeSmartGuy
    @LeSmartGuy 22 дня назад +391

    Never thought to see Hitler, the Evil Queen, Skeletor and Lord Farquaad in a same video

    • @Alberto-wu1mj
      @Alberto-wu1mj 22 дня назад +21

      I would watch that movie.

    • @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy
      @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy 21 день назад

      3:08 Magia Exedra Opened!! Nami Heartfilia Sexy Ring Of Fortune 2018 Please Japanese Final Racing 3 2 1 Go Shoot!!

    • @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy
      @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy 21 день назад

      3:14 Magia Exedra Opened!! Nami Heartfilia Sexy Ring Of Fortune 2018 Please Japanese Final Racing 3 2 1 Go Shoot!!

    • @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy
      @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy 21 день назад

      ​@@Alberto-wu1mj3:25 Magia Exedra Opened!! Nami Heartfilia Sexy Ring Of Fortune 2018 Please Japanese Final Racing 3 2 1 Go Shoot!!

    • @toddkurzbard
      @toddkurzbard 20 дней назад +7

      I didn't see Skeletor.

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 18 дней назад +137

    "All those who would prefer to eat a poisonous apple than watch anymore of this, please leave." 😂

  • @JosephSmith-xy4lp
    @JosephSmith-xy4lp 22 дня назад +512

    Snow White looks like Lord Farquaad savage

    • @stephanie2832
      @stephanie2832 22 дня назад +22

      😂

    • @Alberto-wu1mj
      @Alberto-wu1mj 22 дня назад +31

      Once you see it, you cannot unsee it.

    • @mq1712
      @mq1712 22 дня назад +38

      Lord Farquaad was a likable guy in a humorous dirtbag sort of way, an ideal fit for Shrek. To judge from the trailer Snow Woke isn't the least likable at all. And of course, Gal Gadot *is* the fairest of them all.

    • @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy
      @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy 21 день назад

      2:10 Magia Exedra Opened!! Nami Heartfilia Sexy Ring Of Fortune 2018 Please Japanese Final Racing 3 2 1 Go Shoot!!

    • @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy
      @MagiaExedraTakaraTomy 21 день назад

      ​@@stephanie28322:22 Magia Exedra Opened!! Nami Heartfilia Sexy Ring Of Fortune 2018 Please Japanese Final Racing 3 2 1 Go Shoot!!

  • @alonsocovarrubias5227
    @alonsocovarrubias5227 22 дня назад +815

    Snow brown and the seven cabbage patch kids.

    • @Scaly-tb4ev
      @Scaly-tb4ev 22 дня назад +72

      More like Snow Black and the Seven Deadly Sins

    • @unsatisfiedfans7422
      @unsatisfiedfans7422 22 дня назад

      More like Snow (not) White and the Seven Woke Agendas

    • @李재성
      @李재성 22 дня назад +46

      Or more like Dirt Brown and the Seven Eldritch horror rejects.

    • @AllenHarris-u5o
      @AllenHarris-u5o 22 дня назад +38

      DEI strikes again.😅

    • @americanpatriot2.06
      @americanpatriot2.06 22 дня назад

      I'm surprised they didn't have her do white face just to push the racism even further!

  • @higgydufrane
    @higgydufrane 22 дня назад +248

    This is much more entertaining than the actual movie will be....

  • @Cheetor96
    @Cheetor96 22 дня назад +219

    You know something is very wrong when Rammstein did a more faithful adaptation of Snow White than what Disney is doing right now.

  • @AgrippaMarcus
    @AgrippaMarcus 22 дня назад +98

    "My Failure, at least with this move there is finally something something more hated than you." - another classic HRP line !

  • @Parziti14
    @Parziti14 22 дня назад +243

    Goering always eats something in every situation,especially cake

  • @Johnsmith-ko9yj
    @Johnsmith-ko9yj 22 дня назад +140

    I can't be the only one who's hoping it's going to cost Disney hundreds of millions of dollars?

    • @hunterbolton2680
      @hunterbolton2680 21 день назад +12

      @@Johnsmith-ko9yj Yeah. Another box office flop to burn more cash from the monster corporation's purse.

    • @cyborgparrot1996
      @cyborgparrot1996 21 день назад +18

      @@Johnsmith-ko9yj I hope it fails so bad that Disney stops with these awful soulless live-action remakes.

    • @AnOldFashionedWoman
      @AnOldFashionedWoman 20 дней назад +7

      It will. Zegler hammered the final nail in the film's coffin with her hate-filled tirade against Trump and Trump voters. She isn't Snow White, she's Snow Hate. I've never came across anyone filled with so much hate as she is.

    • @kammurabi2313
      @kammurabi2313 18 дней назад +10

      It already has cost them that much and they will be dumb and throw away 200 million more on the marketing campaign for it. They better hope the movie can conquer China. It's their only hope to get somewhere close to breaking even. I have serious doubts.

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 18 дней назад

      It will.

  • @bryanflores3091
    @bryanflores3091 22 дня назад +208

    Walt Disney is rolling in his grave after seeing this trailer

    • @JakeTheComicBookDude
      @JakeTheComicBookDude 22 дня назад +28

      Disney is ruining everything he created

    • @bryanflores3091
      @bryanflores3091 22 дня назад +7

      @JakeTheComicBookDude yep pretty much Disney always do that just to ruined his legacy

    • @johndifool2985
      @johndifool2985 22 дня назад +27

      Ahem "Cryogenic chamber" 3:10

    • @SpartacusTheHumble
      @SpartacusTheHumble 22 дня назад +9

      @@JakeTheComicBookDude its almost like they hate making money or something.

    • @JakeTheComicBookDude
      @JakeTheComicBookDude 21 день назад +2

      @@bryanflores3091 That's their excuse just because he's been long dead.

  • @MTown587
    @MTown587 21 день назад +106

    Most unbelievable thing about this movie is trying to convince you that Rachel Ziegler is hotter than Gal Gadot

    • @oxcart4172
      @oxcart4172 19 дней назад +1

      @@MTown587
      She's not ugly!

    • @theoddfather8782
      @theoddfather8782 19 дней назад

      @@oxcart4172
      No one’s saying she’s ugly, just nowhere as attractive as Gal.

    • @JTManuel
      @JTManuel 16 дней назад +21

      @@oxcart4172 true but she's not as beautiful as gal gadot.

    • @robertbusek30
      @robertbusek30 3 дня назад +5

      Yeah, Gadot has “fairest of them all” pretty much wrapped up…

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 2 дня назад

      @@oxcart4172 Ugh. She's a 3 or a 4 on a GOOD day.

  • @armandolimon7465
    @armandolimon7465 22 дня назад +140

    "Even Rammstein did a more faithful adaptation to this story...." It sums it up. Thanks for reminding me of that Rammstein video!

    • @iffracem
      @iffracem 22 дня назад +23

      "Sonne"
      Rammstein production values have always been very high.

    • @patrickseekins1299
      @patrickseekins1299 15 дней назад +4

      I'm haunted by that female singer, turns out it was compiled from a album of singing and only a small portion is recognizable in the source. I'm still haunted though!

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 5 дней назад

      @@patrickseekins1299what’s the source???

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 5 дней назад +1

      Off the album MUTTER (2001)

    • @patrickseekins1299
      @patrickseekins1299 5 дней назад

      @@treystephens6166 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonne_(Rammstein_song) I then found the listed reference album and scanned through to find the clips.

  • @HLHReviews
    @HLHReviews 19 дней назад +87

    “I miss the old Disney.”
    So do I, Adolph. So do I.

  • @loganbrown3334
    @loganbrown3334 22 дня назад +96

    What is probably the worst part for Dolfy is knowing they butchered a GERMAN fairytale

  • @yolo6670
    @yolo6670 22 дня назад +80

    What's even worse is the fact that Snow white the original one was the favorite movie of Hitler. Not only that Hitler drew some sketch of the characters. We could see his signature on the sketch proving it was actually him who drew them.

    • @IBSSnape
      @IBSSnape 21 день назад

      This is why he's so führerous

    • @toddkurzbard
      @toddkurzbard 20 дней назад +9

      I hope it was better than his landscapes.

    • @yolo6670
      @yolo6670 19 дней назад

      ​@@toddkurzbardhahaha

    • @yolo6670
      @yolo6670 19 дней назад

      ​@@toddkurzbardlol

  • @kateluxor2986
    @kateluxor2986 22 дня назад +129

    Turns out Dolfy has more insight and brains then Disney. Now THAT is frightening!!! 😈😈😈

    • @ARTSONICFAN990
      @ARTSONICFAN990 22 дня назад +12

      Facts.

    • @Michael-nz5kn
      @Michael-nz5kn 18 дней назад

      Not scary if you study history. Hitler had to be intelligent to take a country in as bad a situation as Germany was in and make it into a world power

  • @randylevy
    @randylevy 22 дня назад +128

    Why am I rooting for the Queen?

  • @vanceb1
    @vanceb1 22 дня назад +39

    What lunatic at Disney thought that actress was the fairest of them all?

  • @nilssonakerlund2852
    @nilssonakerlund2852 22 дня назад +69

    I wouldn't be surprised if Fegelein is the executive producer. FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!

    • @fatimamagno8781
      @fatimamagno8781 14 дней назад +3

      Even Fegelein ain't touching that remake

    • @nilssonakerlund2852
      @nilssonakerlund2852 13 дней назад

      @fatimamagno8781 I don't know. He'll do anything to drive Dolfy crazy. 😄

  • @jimsmith4548
    @jimsmith4548 19 дней назад +25

    My kids will never be allowed near anything post 2004'ish Disney. They will never go to the theme parks or be allowed near the weird kid-didddling shit Disney promotes. They will never own Disney products.
    This is non-negotiable.
    You just lost more money and fans, Diz.

  • @jhonadrianclark5203
    @jhonadrianclark5203 22 дня назад +70

    First time that I have ever seen the "evil" witch being way more beautiful than snow white.

    • @AnOldFashionedWoman
      @AnOldFashionedWoman 20 дней назад +8

      I thought Charlize Theron was more beautiful than Kristen Stewart too.

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat 18 дней назад

      Any random female frozen yogurt shop employee in Nebraska is fairer.

    • @dogsmusicbookstravelscience
      @dogsmusicbookstravelscience 16 дней назад +4

      @@AnOldFashionedWoman Absolutely. Part of the overall message, of course, is that "traditional beauty standards don't apply anymore in today's society." Such garbage. I can't wait for this modern-day mindset to pass. And it will, because ultimately, beautiful will remain beautiful. Theron is a looker, Stewart is not. Gadot is a looker, Zegler is not.

    • @KristinChoruby
      @KristinChoruby 15 дней назад

      @@AnOldFashionedWoman Same.

  • @Emr_111
    @Emr_111 21 день назад +58

    4:12 This is '' EXACTLY '' why RUclips removed dislikes :))

  • @kb1996
    @kb1996 22 дня назад +61

    No wonder he is mad! The original story of Snow White was written in German by the Brothers Grimm and published in 1812 in their collection Grimm's Fairy Tales. The German name for Snow White is Schneewittchen.

    • @AngelBaby-cp6kf
      @AngelBaby-cp6kf 22 дня назад +5

      "Schneewittchen". Imagine that. Doesn't even sound like snow.

    • @nialloneill5097
      @nialloneill5097 21 день назад +4

      @@AngelBaby-cp6kf I think it's pronounced schnay...so sounds like nay...which is a form of no...so perhaps could be translated as snow...(sch)nay?

    • @teeteetuu94
      @teeteetuu94 21 день назад

      @@AngelBaby-cp6kf What drivel will you spout next? That 'wittchen' sounds closer to 'witch'?

    • @AnOldFashionedWoman
      @AnOldFashionedWoman 20 дней назад +5

      @@nialloneill5097, please stop butchering German. Thank you.

    • @harshlands
      @harshlands 18 дней назад

      Wait til he finds out the smokeshow playing the evil queen is Jewish, he'll really lose it.

  • @charliesmith4229
    @charliesmith4229 22 дня назад +129

    pure hollywood crap

    • @Parziti14
      @Parziti14 22 дня назад +5

      @@charliesmith4229 yep really

  • @markcrenshaw9562
    @markcrenshaw9562 22 дня назад +32

    100% agree with Dolphie. I wouldn’t pay a dime to see a timeless classic being destroyed even when they had live actors at first portraying the seven dwarfs.

  • @shonmartinjr3430
    @shonmartinjr3430 22 дня назад +145

    ITS SNOW WOKE!!! had me dying on the floor. 😂😂😂😂

  • @sp4604
    @sp4604 22 дня назад +56

    it will make $49 at the box office as disney and the media lash out

  • @andrewwarrick4260
    @andrewwarrick4260 22 дня назад +53

    Poor Dolfy, watching one of his (actual) favorite movies get destroyed.😔

    • @toddkurzbard
      @toddkurzbard 20 дней назад +7

      Even DOLPHY isn't evil enough to have to watch that film.

  • @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078
    @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 22 дня назад +56

    I like how they made a live-action-movie that's like 50% CGI

    • @iffracem
      @iffracem 22 дня назад +8

      People cracked the shits that they weren't using actual "little people", like Peter Dinklage, instead they used "full sized" actors so they wouldn't "offend" anyone. (some of them were taller than the silly bint that plays Snow White)
      When Peter came along and said that's shit, it's the perfect opportunity for "shorter" actors like him to maybe get a start in the industry, and that by excluding "little people" was actually a worse form of discrimination, Disney couldn't hack it.
      Instead of actually realizing they f^cked up and fixing it, they spat the dummy and used CGI

    • @briankriens5645
      @briankriens5645 21 день назад +2

      50%? More like 95%.

    • @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078
      @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 21 день назад +2

      @@iffracem
      To be fair, Dinklage also said some bs in the past about how such roles are "discrimination" against short people.

    • @markusforsberg6741
      @markusforsberg6741 20 дней назад +1

      50 more like 100000 procent cgi uglyness

    • @robertcatesby8420
      @robertcatesby8420 17 дней назад

      @@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 He's a fool. Hope that the other dwarves toss him.

  • @MrFox-rf3cu
    @MrFox-rf3cu 18 дней назад +23

    I just love how "Stalin!" is woven into these rants. Love it!

  • @Masonthebaconhair
    @Masonthebaconhair 22 дня назад +34

    Watching Göring eating a piece of bread is more entertaining than this movie trailer.

  • @hitlerrantsparodies
    @hitlerrantsparodies  22 дня назад +55

    Dolfy is not impressed with this Snow White remake.
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  • @sportbikeguy00
    @sportbikeguy00 22 дня назад +31

    If Walt Disney could see what's become of his company he'd cry.

    • @marksitts2290
      @marksitts2290 22 дня назад +2

      Disney wasn't frozen, he was Cremated.

    • @darkhunter5293
      @darkhunter5293 21 день назад +2

      He'd rise from his grave and fix a lot of the shit that has been ruined.

  • @needham831
    @needham831 22 дня назад +50

    Totally agree with Dolphy on this one. 👍🙂

  • @gamingchinchilla7323
    @gamingchinchilla7323 22 дня назад +16

    what's funny is that on the back of one of Hitler's paintings there's a drawing of one of the Dwarves from the animated movie because Hitler was allegedly a big fan. So this is actually fitting. :B

  • @liamrobertson9508
    @liamrobertson9508 22 дня назад +27

    Coal Black and the seven vertically challenged individuals.

    • @nialloneill5097
      @nialloneill5097 21 день назад +1

      As a former miner might I suggest that that title sounds more like a film about 7 miners on a coal face...

  • @BonitaHighley-el4ed
    @BonitaHighley-el4ed 21 день назад +29

    Sad at the end...innocence of Disney-Gone

  • @mschumer
    @mschumer 22 дня назад +15

    Is there any topic that cannot be ranted over in the bunker? Apparently not. Hilarious!

  • @richardshort3914
    @richardshort3914 22 дня назад +22

    Damn, you guys are good!

  • @LG633TV
    @LG633TV 22 дня назад +50

    Disney has officially dirtied the snow (so to speak)

    • @craiga2002
      @craiga2002 13 дней назад +1

      Yellow snow. (Frank Zappa)

  • @scaniadan2968
    @scaniadan2968 22 дня назад +45

    This movie is gonna be ass

    • @CharlieDexter99
      @CharlieDexter99 22 дня назад +11

      It is! I can’t believe they will still push it out. I mean an overwhelming number of people don’t want it, but they still will go through with it like they are fighting a battle to see who can drag our culture to the bottom fastest . Oblivious to the mandate sent out in November 5

    • @scaniadan2968
      @scaniadan2968 22 дня назад +8

      @@CharlieDexter99 it's like disney wants everyone to hate them and for their movies to flop

    • @chadharger9323
      @chadharger9323 22 дня назад +5

      ​@@CharlieDexter99I think there's contractual obligations to put it out. The choices are either put it out and hope for the best or anger theaters that no doubt paid a good chunk of change for the right to show the movie and will want that change back if Disney doesn't give them the agreed movie to show.

    • @toddkurzbard
      @toddkurzbard 20 дней назад

      "GONNA BE"?

  • @KLsmashingblouse
    @KLsmashingblouse 22 дня назад +12

    That mirror is blind. Skeletor is the fairest of them all. My favourite part.

  • @circle1552
    @circle1552 21 день назад +14

    Considering Snow White was Walt Disney’s first film, and how historically important Snow White is to the Disney company, this live action demake (it’s a downgrade) is an insult to Walt Disney, the legendary animators and others who worked on that groundbreaking film from the late 30’s.

  • @jbeckley6849
    @jbeckley6849 22 дня назад +13

    It is pretty bad when the evil queen is far more attractive than "the fairest of them all".

  • @JosephAdams193
    @JosephAdams193 22 дня назад +42

    Love when goring eating 😂

    • @Parziti14
      @Parziti14 22 дня назад +4

      Me too

    • @Dr-Alexander-The-Great
      @Dr-Alexander-The-Great 22 дня назад +3

      What else is he gonna do

    • @bryanflores3091
      @bryanflores3091 22 дня назад +3

      @@Dr-Alexander-The-Great he will eat snow white

    • @JosephAdams193
      @JosephAdams193 22 дня назад

      ​@@bryanflores3091 you right goring eating snow white

    • @JosephAdams193
      @JosephAdams193 15 дней назад

      You right haha 😂​@@bryanflores3091 speer is my favourite goring will eat snow white

  • @EnderDragon19679
    @EnderDragon19679 19 дней назад +9

    3:56 “If you break your legs, it’s hard to cook orangutan”

  • @salvation2979
    @salvation2979 22 дня назад +37

    Fegelein saw it

    • @EliLong-sg3jg
      @EliLong-sg3jg 22 дня назад +6

      Nah he and Stalin teamed up to make this movie to troll Dolfy as well as the rest of the world

    • @fullclipaudio
      @fullclipaudio 22 дня назад +6

      He's an opportunist.

    • @EliLong-sg3jg
      @EliLong-sg3jg 22 дня назад +3

      @ who likes to ruin everything good to make a quick buck

    • @PaulWhitcomb-ty6md
      @PaulWhitcomb-ty6md 21 день назад +1

      it will premier in Das Fegas.

  • @GianiTheCoolGamer7064
    @GianiTheCoolGamer7064 22 дня назад +10

    “Don’t cry, we won’t watch it.” 😂😂

  • @t.g.b.1164
    @t.g.b.1164 21 день назад +8

    I can't be the only one who didn't watch the trailer until I watched this video.

  • @rezende2352
    @rezende2352 12 дней назад +10

    3:14 "Snow white looks like Lord Farquaad!!!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheCematrixX
    @TheCematrixX 22 дня назад +20

    Walt Disney is turning in his grave

  • @theimperialist2686
    @theimperialist2686 22 дня назад +29

    Dr Skeletor aka Geobbels isn't the fairest.

  • @davida.737
    @davida.737 22 дня назад +16

    I will never see Wonder Woman as a hero after this. Disney is finished.

  • @rusty7984
    @rusty7984 20 дней назад +9

    Considering Hitler saw the OG Snow White this makes it hilarious. Also it’s funny seeing his opinion on Gal Gadot considering she’s Israeli

  • @stevestarcke
    @stevestarcke 22 дня назад +7

    These just keep getting better.

  • @simonsstation2240
    @simonsstation2240 22 дня назад +4

    I grew up with the 1937 version as a 4 year old in 2010. Funny how he reacts to it. May you Rest In Peace Adriana Casselotti.

  • @62202ify
    @62202ify 22 дня назад +16

    Snow white looks like Lord Farquaaad. 😂😂😂.

  • @Sie_an
    @Sie_an 16 дней назад +5

    This is such a GREAT parody. Thanks a million for the laughs.😊😊😊

  • @georgemouse5328
    @georgemouse5328 19 дней назад +13

    Every line was precious 😅

  • @SimonWallwork
    @SimonWallwork 22 дня назад +12

    Brilliant- even Adolf didn't screw up the proper Snow White.

  • @elrisitas2180
    @elrisitas2180 22 дня назад +10

    I, for once approve of Dolfy's opinion, not even the goofy, garbage CGI would make me laugh or like this trailer in the slightest.

  • @roberttg5108
    @roberttg5108 22 дня назад +60

    “Snow Woke”. Is best description of this flop

    • @JakeTheComicBookDude
      @JakeTheComicBookDude 22 дня назад

      Disney better not ruin TRON: Ares, I’d rather see that rather than Snow Woke.

    • @darkhunter5293
      @darkhunter5293 21 день назад

      Facts!

    • @toddkurzbard
      @toddkurzbard 20 дней назад

      "Horrific, Imminent Financial Catastrophe" is better.

  • @ianrastall
    @ianrastall 17 дней назад +4

    I can't believe how good that was. At first I thought, "Oh, this is hilarious," and then, I don't know. That's a good point, man. I miss the old Disney.

  • @Mr.Compass-95
    @Mr.Compass-95 21 день назад +4

    Watching an HRP video is the only reason I would be willing to watch the Snow White trailer.

  • @kmrose
    @kmrose 22 дня назад +18

    I agree with Dolfy

  • @missubw
    @missubw 14 дней назад +3

    I’m suffering from a terrible bout of antenatal depression and this is the first time in weeks I have smiled and the first time in months I have laughed!
    Thank you thank you thank you !!!

  • @Mancada100
    @Mancada100 15 дней назад +4

    0:44 Poor Goering: "I wish this was the poisoned apple, so I am spared watching this horrible movie!!"

  • @DeoDog2425
    @DeoDog2425 22 дня назад +12

    Disney we had the huntsmen two mvies we dont need another snow white movie.

  • @garylane6227
    @garylane6227 18 дней назад +6

    Rachael Zegler is the "fairest of them all"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sure...

  • @tonyleccese2102
    @tonyleccese2102 21 день назад +3

    I loved when he said, "All those who would prefer to eat a poisonous apple than watch anymore of this, please leave."

  • @WeegeeSlayer123
    @WeegeeSlayer123 22 дня назад +4

    If a majority of a movie is going to be CG, it might as well be an animated movie....

  • @vasilcvetkovski8383
    @vasilcvetkovski8383 4 дня назад +2

    Hitlers's facial expressions looking at that Snow White trailer.. I didn't know I could relate to the Fuhrer so much.

  • @ebutuoY_kcuF
    @ebutuoY_kcuF 20 дней назад +6

    4:49 I was waiting for what the ladies would say. I wasn't disappointed. 😅

  • @AchtungEnglander
    @AchtungEnglander 21 день назад +4

    The biggest failure is Disney's board of directors who have a responsibility to the company's financial well-being. If there is one thing I have learned from all of this debacle is that I would not trust Bob Iger in making me a cup of coffee. He would probably burn the kitchen down.

  • @pioneercynthia1
    @pioneercynthia1 22 дня назад +12

    Hitler and me, same page. 😂

  • @benayaputrahalim3663
    @benayaputrahalim3663 22 дня назад +7

    1:24
    *shows dwarves
    Weidling: *looks at krebs being a more believable dwarf*

  • @mikeshaffer7673
    @mikeshaffer7673 17 дней назад +4

    How about she says, "Dont cry. This movie is so bad, EVEN HITLER wouldnt make you watch it"?

  • @GodzillaFan528
    @GodzillaFan528 20 дней назад +7

    "I miss the old Disney"
    Same

  • @oliveryt7168
    @oliveryt7168 16 дней назад +4

    I'm German and it's really hard to focus on the subtitles 😂

  • @tsopmocful1958
    @tsopmocful1958 17 дней назад +3

    Poor guy.
    He's so sad.
    As we all are.

  • @Nathan-jh1ho
    @Nathan-jh1ho 21 день назад +14

    You need to do one on Syria, just change Berlin to Damascus

    • @conorhector5943
      @conorhector5943 20 дней назад +2

      Syrian army generals: the rebels have reached the city outskirts
      Assad: don't worry, the city has a 'very strong military cordon'. My brother's 4th division will take care of them.
      Generals: your excellency, your brother has fled, the 4th division has defected to the rebels.
      Assad: all of those who ordered their troops to flee, please leave.
      Assad: This is a disaster! The rebels are already in the city. My own brother and soldiers have betrayed me! So this is what it's come to? My Army are a bunch of cowards, even my version of the S.S has defected! I had supports from regional powers, Iran, hezbollah and Russia and they all left me!

  • @matthewmitchell3457
    @matthewmitchell3457 18 дней назад +3

    Oh, that's right! I forgot that Hitler in real life actually loved the original cartoon.

  • @epa316
    @epa316 18 дней назад +3

    Pre-woke Disney DVDs and even VHS tapes sell pretty well on ebay, and this remake shows why.

  • @JohnDoe-dw3hj
    @JohnDoe-dw3hj 21 день назад +7

    Nobody talking about Goering eating the bread and apple when they showed up in the trailer? I thought that was funny

  • @noelht1
    @noelht1 22 дня назад +5

    The dwarves are nightmare fuel. Absolutely classic.😂😂😂😂

  • @GedFire-m8q
    @GedFire-m8q 21 день назад +2

    Why did they make the mirror lie ? Had me on the floor rolling. . .The trembling hand movement when taking off the glasses as well as asking people to leave is 10/10 for me.

  • @tomsanger5548
    @tomsanger5548 16 дней назад +3

    Hitler's favorite movie? The original !

  • @Mancada100
    @Mancada100 15 дней назад +2

    0:35 Dang Dr. Skeletor deserves an Oscar for playing the mirror

  • @justtim9767
    @justtim9767 22 дня назад +4

    You've got that right Mein Herr.

  • @daz4627
    @daz4627 22 дня назад +3

    I miss the old Disney too.