Snow White - Please God No

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @TheMovieCynic
    @TheMovieCynic  Месяц назад +81

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    • @rafaelvilas4230
      @rafaelvilas4230 Месяц назад +5

      why they never make a right movie? 4 years of bad movies, always?

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz Месяц назад

      GREAT THE MOVIE CYNIC SNOW WHITE LIVE-ACTION MOVIE TRAILER DISASTER.

    • @taylorfusher2997
      @taylorfusher2997 Месяц назад +2

      To the Movie Cynic:
      The dwarves look fine, but I want to know how the story goes. Is the storyline bad in the Snow White live action movie? Is the Snow White live action movie have a bad storyline? That’s all I care about. But yes, Snow White is suppose to look more beautiful than the evil queen.

    • @graymatter6810
      @graymatter6810 Месяц назад +1

      Thx for the great content. But PLS stop promoting these shitty earphones. I know the channel needs sponsors. But there are other outlets than this shitty brand which is panned by most users.

    • @backalleycqc4790
      @backalleycqc4790 Месяц назад

      ​@@taylorfusher2997Well, to get an insight into this RUclipsr's content...
      "Woke woke woke [a thousand times]"
      It was fun the first 10 times, now it's just hollow content for $$.

  • @blazeprince9105
    @blazeprince9105 29 дней назад +284

    Snow white is 14 year old girl not a 25 year old independent woman who can fight a war, she's literally a teenager and she ran away because she couldn't do anything.

    • @fuzzywzhe
      @fuzzywzhe 16 дней назад +29

      In the original film, Snow White ran away because her evil queen stepmother ordered her killed.

    • @ladyunknown101
      @ladyunknown101 15 дней назад +14

      i actually wouldnt be against a girl deciding to wage war, but clearly they arent going with training, recrutting, and reason for a war. Just she shows up and everyone claps

    • @martino6172
      @martino6172 12 дней назад +8

      If she uses her charm and position to win over a few important people to her side, a story comparable to Game of Thrones could be created, where, after staying with the dwarves, she gains the power to summon nature to her aid and few influential guys in the kingdom. However, for modern woke culture, it would require portraying men and women in cooperative roles, making it impossible for them to write anything authentic.

    • @Sayoriismyfavdoki899
      @Sayoriismyfavdoki899 7 дней назад +1

      She can’t rule a kingdom she isn’t like that character from Never After

  • @LizBadura
    @LizBadura 29 дней назад +588

    As a German, I do remember my mother telling me bedtime stories about Snow Latina and the Seven Normal-Sized Individuals

  • @retromeister3709
    @retromeister3709 Месяц назад +1626

    As an annoying woman once said
    *"Weird weird"*

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Месяц назад +99

      THATS HOLLYWOOD BABY.😂😂😂😂😂

    • @polakcebulakfilip
      @polakcebulakfilip Месяц назад +8

      ​@@chasehedges6775 you stole my comment XDDDDD

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Месяц назад +5

      @@polakcebulakfilip 🤣🤣👍

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat Месяц назад +24

      Her entire career could get cut. That''s Hollywon't, baby.

    • @bigbadwolf3199
      @bigbadwolf3199 Месяц назад +10

      @@Novastar.SaberCombat Didn't work for other unlikeable actresses like Brie Larson, i don't see why it would work for her.

  • @thealexeitube
    @thealexeitube Месяц назад +2008

    Peter Dinklage pulling his tiny little ladder up behind him and depriving 7 little people actors work is pure hollywood brainworms

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety Месяц назад +181

      _dwarf_ is far less offensive than _little person_ 😂🤣

    • @giokun100
      @giokun100 Месяц назад +327

      it's even funnier because Dinklage became rich and famous by playing.....a dwarf.

    • @dannyjack659
      @dannyjack659 Месяц назад

      Typical leftist is telling people to shut up because you are being offended for them.

    • @opiumdennis7249
      @opiumdennis7249 Месяц назад +168

      Not sure why he’s got such a big head about it.

    • @DSPHistoricalSociety
      @DSPHistoricalSociety Месяц назад +21

      @opiumdennis7249 😂🤣

  • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
    @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Месяц назад +1470

    Disney: We need more diversity
    Also Disney: refuses to cast dwarf actors in the role

    • @Jimmie2429
      @Jimmie2429 Месяц назад +158

      Peter Dinkage made his millions playing dwarfs, then prevents others from doing so. Nice work, Pete.

    • @UnclePhil1112
      @UnclePhil1112 Месяц назад +68

      Disney was so much and more diverse (and better) when they weren’t even trying

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen Месяц назад +48

      Didn't you know? Peter Dinklage is king of the little people.

    • @insertnamehere5809
      @insertnamehere5809 Месяц назад

      ​@@Jimmie2429 A modern day poisoned dwarf

    • @Elwood128
      @Elwood128 Месяц назад

      All because Dinky Peter wants to be the only midget in Hollywood.

  • @2006gtobob
    @2006gtobob 29 дней назад +343

    I GUARANTEE Peter Dinklage would've happily played a dwarf if the paycheck was heavy enough. Instead, 7 guys went unemployed.

    • @MSgt5J071
      @MSgt5J071 26 дней назад +18

      Rumor has it Peter Dinklage lobbied for a role as Doc and Disney turned him down, hence his diatribe against the use of dwarf actors. Again, this is a rumor, but it would explain a lot...

    • @LondonBrazilianDancers
      @LondonBrazilianDancers 25 дней назад +5

      Seven plus stunts plus standins

    • @lordmontymord8701
      @lordmontymord8701 24 дня назад +4

      @@MSgt5J071 It would indeed make sense. I've never heard something in this way from him before, so what was different this time? Maybe disappointement ...

    • @remo7034
      @remo7034 17 дней назад +1

      Financially, it might have been cheaper hiring real little people(?), instead of the cost for cgi.

    • @LiveFreeOrDie2A
      @LiveFreeOrDie2A 17 дней назад +4

      The OG Seven Dwarves would have lynched Dinklage for being a traitor to his people. They would have used some of his bones as mining tools, and the rest as Ed Gein inspired home decor to spruce up the cabin for guests

  • @michaelreich4827
    @michaelreich4827 Месяц назад +1020

    The latest trailer is *AFTER* the re-shoots. Imagine how bad the original cut was.

    • @ahriman935
      @ahriman935 Месяц назад +53

      Knowing Hollywood nowadays, the original cut could have been actually decent for all we know (though with the lead actress, there would still be a certain threshold. Very low threshold).

    • @spndusk2362
      @spndusk2362 Месяц назад +24

      Wrong both cuts of the film are most likely terrible.

    • @hannaniciejewski8369
      @hannaniciejewski8369 Месяц назад +5

      I would love to see the first cut of this movie at the cinamas with the audience being myself and all the people who commented on both the trailers..... Could you imagine how fun and hysterical it would be? Who wants to come along to watch this monstrosity with me? You will also be encouraged to yell out funny comments whenever you feal the urge! 😁😉🤬

    • @Devious_Reviews
      @Devious_Reviews Месяц назад +3

      @@hannaniciejewski8369 Shadow casting features were/are often like this. Heck, take Tommy Wiseau's movie _The Room_ (2003) for example. Fans would come to watch, yell out corny dialogue and throw things around and poke fun of it while watching.
      Wiseau actually encouraged it after a while and did Q&A afterward. In this _Snow White_ case we'd all have the same question: "Why?" and nothing further.

    • @dagrynch
      @dagrynch 29 дней назад +1

      Id love to host a bad movie night with the original cut

  • @senormarston
    @senormarston Месяц назад +151

    The famous and rich dwarf that didn't allow 7 other dwarves to have a chance in a project will never not be funny

  • @lightningbug276
    @lightningbug276 Месяц назад +1398

    Zegler told me she didn’t need my business. She doesn’t have to worry.

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen Месяц назад +119

      I love it when people say "I don't need your money" or "don't buy my [product]" or "it's not for you" and then are surprised when no one shows up to their work.

    • @stischer47
      @stischer47 Месяц назад

      @@nickfifteen But then accuse you of misogyny, racism, homophobia, etc. if you don't.

    • @theelder4797
      @theelder4797 Месяц назад +9

      Hey, you spelled the name wrong...I think...! Um, any... anyone know how to spell that name? Anyone...care...?

    • @Rabid4Rachel3
      @Rabid4Rachel3 Месяц назад +1

      The queen would never talk to you.

    • @Rabid4Rachel3
      @Rabid4Rachel3 Месяц назад +1

      And by the way you're all obsessed with The queen. Expected.

  • @365ral
    @365ral Месяц назад +468

    Walt Disney demanded that the OG film be left alone. This remake only exists out of hatred for both.

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 Месяц назад +19

      Oh how times have changed for the worse!

    • @365ral
      @365ral Месяц назад +1

      @@maxmazzotti6651 Yup. Iger's leeching off Snow White while preaching how horrible it and Walt Disney are.

    • @DaveMcIroy
      @DaveMcIroy 29 дней назад +20

      Yeah. Sad what they are doing with his legacy.

    • @DuckSmokezQuack
      @DuckSmokezQuack 29 дней назад +1

      It's a copyright issue
      They have to make something about it every X years to keep the copyright out of the public domain
      It's the same reason Sony spammed us with Spiderman movies for the last 20

    • @365ral
      @365ral 29 дней назад +11

      ​@@DuckSmokezQuack Wrong. Disney's used SW for decades w/o another movie, and they still do in the Parks. This remake is purely ideological; another correction for "modern audiences."

  • @dannypalin9583
    @dannypalin9583 Месяц назад +796

    The Queen and the trees were the scariest part of the original cartoon. Nearly 90 years later, it’s the Dwarves.

    • @Kiyoone
      @Kiyoone Месяц назад +40

      Isn't the Snow Brown? The scariest part?

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Месяц назад +31

      The scariest part is Snow white's hair

    • @lukasboruvka5151
      @lukasboruvka5151 Месяц назад +6

      +how lifeless everything is. No soul

    • @jayg1438
      @jayg1438 Месяц назад +6

      It's Snow White IMO, a soulless zombie

    • @KingdomHeart556
      @KingdomHeart556 Месяц назад +2

      Idk it was the scary mirror guy for me 😮

  • @lilpixie.9653
    @lilpixie.9653 28 дней назад +89

    The audacity of Disney, a billion dollar corporation with funds to buy the world, to try and remake the movie Walt Disney mortgaged his house to make. The 1937 Snow White was Walt's baby, and he nearly bankrupted himself to bring her into reality. This shit would kill him.

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia Месяц назад +494

    There goes poor Walt rolling in his grave again.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Месяц назад +13

      Sooooo true

    • @lukasboruvka5151
      @lukasboruvka5151 Месяц назад +21

      After rise of the empire comes fall, inevitable slow fall.

    • @kingbaby8761
      @kingbaby8761 Месяц назад +8

      Why, it's his own goose stepping type people that ruined it.

    • @Whiterabbitdigital
      @Whiterabbitdigital Месяц назад +22

      Walt Disney would be revolving in his grave like a car wheel going at 90mph if he saw what the company has become today.

    • @RKon1995
      @RKon1995 Месяц назад +6

      They destroyed everything they had re-built in the 90s within the last decade using "re-made" movies of that era. It's quite impressive.

  • @Incalor
    @Incalor 29 дней назад +76

    "Who's the nicest of them all?" doesn't even make sense. People rarely get jealous of others for being nice. Beauty is a physical attribute, but being nice is just a behavorial attribute.

    • @kentslocum
      @kentslocum 21 день назад +8

      If I wanted to be the nicest of them all, I wouldn't be jealous of someone who was nicer--otherwise I wouldn't be nice! 😊

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 17 дней назад

      ​@@kentslocumYou can be, nice is not the same as being kind. Nice is more of how you behave outwardly to other people while kind is more of a genuine personality thing.

    • @remo7034
      @remo7034 17 дней назад +5

      Head-shaking nonsense...How would the mirror EVER call her the nicest after multiple attempts to kill the competition!?

  • @rusty7984
    @rusty7984 Месяц назад +577

    When you looking more forward to the reviews than the actual movie.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Месяц назад +14

      Sooooo true. 30000 percent

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Месяц назад +22

      LOL read the trailer comments. don't watch it. Just read the comments. They don't disapoint

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 Месяц назад +5

      @@gorkskoal9315
      The trailer is absolutely hysterical hundreds of people and millions of dollars are going into this movie and not one tried to pull the red light. And reading the comments is one of my favorite pass times

    • @haroldb1856
      @haroldb1856 Месяц назад +3

      The reviews are made with care and integrity.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 Месяц назад +3

      That’s me with practically every movie since 2015

  • @Mastkopp69
    @Mastkopp69 29 дней назад +153

    I'm just wondering who made Dinklage the CEO of dwarves

    • @VirgosGroove3
      @VirgosGroove3 28 дней назад +5

      💯💯

    • @kostantza1
      @kostantza1 26 дней назад +14

      I think it was Daenerys Targaryen 🤣

    • @LondonBrazilianDancers
      @LondonBrazilianDancers 25 дней назад +3

      Classic

    • @LiveFreeOrDie2A
      @LiveFreeOrDie2A 17 дней назад +4

      The OG Seven Dwarves would have lynched Dinklage for being a traitor to his people. They would have used some of his bones as mining tools, and the rest as Ed Gein inspired home decor to spruce up the cabin for guests

    • @ailsareid7476
      @ailsareid7476 11 дней назад

      idk much about the guy, but he was right that hollywood should have cast actors with dwarfism

  • @scottbattaglia8595
    @scottbattaglia8595 29 дней назад +70

    7:36 dinklage obviously never saw the movie, they don't live in a cave but have their own home and the cave you see is their gemstone mine and business....🤦🏻

    • @remo7034
      @remo7034 17 дней назад +3

      Good point.

    • @LiveFreeOrDie2A
      @LiveFreeOrDie2A 17 дней назад +5

      The OG Seven Dwarves would have lynched Dinklage for being a traitor to his people. They would have used some of his bones as mining tools, and the rest as Ed Gein inspired home decor to spruce up the cabin for guests

  • @farrismusicofficial
    @farrismusicofficial Месяц назад +92

    There’s something about Zegler saying the actor’s full name, followed by saying his scenes could be cut, that is so damn disgusting to me. Like who tf has that much entitlement

    • @tomatosoup1304
      @tomatosoup1304 Месяц назад +28

      Right? That felt so rude, I'm sure she thought she was being funny but it wasn't okay at all. He's also a hardworking actor part of this production

    • @axiss5840
      @axiss5840 24 дня назад +14

      It is disgusting. Imagine if her male co-star had casually suggested she could be removed from the project entirely and then laughed about it like it would be an improvement.

    • @pollychen1735
      @pollychen1735 24 дня назад +2

      Yes!

    • @TrojanRabbit521
      @TrojanRabbit521 23 дня назад +6

      Princess Leia needed rescue in 1st movie but rescues Han in 3rd movie. Hollywood no longer understands real girl boss characters. Sarah Conner becomes a bad ass after starting as a waitress. Difference between virtue signaling & real virtues and we can tell.

    • @remo7034
      @remo7034 17 дней назад +2

      Answer: Rachel "malnutritioned" Zegler.

  • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
    @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Месяц назад +198

    Why do the Dwarves look like animations from Polar Express, why does Snow White's hairstyle match that of Lord Farquaad, why is Peter Dinklage so insecure and why does Disney think that Live Action Remakes will ever do as well as the Original I will never know

    • @beastmaster6943
      @beastmaster6943 Месяц назад +6

      Money
      The answer to all of life's problems and life's biggest problem

    • @NorthernRealmJackal
      @NorthernRealmJackal Месяц назад +5

      I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but these live-action remakes have all made a lot of money. The millennial Disney-mom crowd don't care about trailer ratios.

    • @Hoshi-Hana
      @Hoshi-Hana Месяц назад

      From what I gathered Peter Dinklage went directly for a role in the movie, but Disney turned him down since they wanted to give all 7 roles to unknown/ up-and-coming actors with Dwarfism. Out of spite and pettiness he decided that if he couldn't have a role then no one else should be dwarves.
      What an entitled arrogant prick😮‍💨
      The other things I do not know but you're totally right 😋 It would help if she had a huge bow to distract us from how awful her hair looks😂

    • @solarydays
      @solarydays Месяц назад

      @@NorthernRealmJackal it's not wrong. they are also the ones buying up all the overpriced plastic junk disney sells for merch

    • @VirgosGroove3
      @VirgosGroove3 28 дней назад +1

      Maybe Peter didn’t want any competition, this could’ve opened doors for little people.

  • @1down4upworkshop61
    @1down4upworkshop61 Месяц назад +164

    I wonder if Peter D realized that these "dwarves" were of the fiction/fantasy type and not a representation of humans of below average height .. lol

    • @NorthernRealmJackal
      @NorthernRealmJackal Месяц назад +23

      Idk you can interpret it either way. They live in a cabin and _work_ as miners. The original fairytale featured fantasy dwarves, but the 1939 film is pretty ambiguous: No shape shifting, no magical powers, not even any smithing or disputes with Norse gods. The 1939 dwarfs are basically just short people.

    • @jerryrick4685
      @jerryrick4685 Месяц назад +10

      Look at the animation lol they were fairytale dwarfs​@@NorthernRealmJackal

    • @orkutfinance
      @orkutfinance 29 дней назад +21

      I wonder if Peter knows how it made him look like a spiteful elf when he got famous, portraying angry dwarfs

    • @chriswhite2151
      @chriswhite2151 29 дней назад +2

      Well, him being one I don't get a good impression of them

  • @Zombiesnyder13
    @Zombiesnyder13 Месяц назад +462

    "Evil cannot create anything new. It can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made."
    - JRR Tolkien (I think)

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Месяц назад +13

      True 💯

    • @JoeyP946
      @JoeyP946 Месяц назад +35

      fuck now you reminded me of how orcs have families now.

    • @Sojournerjohn316
      @Sojournerjohn316 29 дней назад +5

      Time to boot up the Trilogy again 🗿

    • @therealpachango
      @therealpachango 29 дней назад

      ​@JoeyP946 na no way !?!??!!? Do Orks have family in the new series!?!??!?!?!?

    • @JoeyP946
      @JoeyP946 29 дней назад +6

      @@therealpachango Yes. They just want a peaceful life and take care of their family.
      Orcs are the victims xD

  • @NiciNeko
    @NiciNeko Месяц назад +55

    I dont really understand Peter Dinklage, this is the one story where the dwarves are actually heroes. They are the heroes of the movie, offering shelter to Snow White, protecting her, chasing the Queen and building a glass coffin keeping her safe so the Prince can wake her with a kiss. The portrayal of the dwarves is discriminating or is it just that Peter Dinklage wants all the dwarf roles in Hollywood?
    Instead of doing that we make a "live-action" movie where everything looks like it was filmed on green screen.... Snow White is beautiful inside and out, every moment she is on screen in the old one she does something kind. Rachel Zegler is none of this, not in real life and certainly not in the movie where she bosses the dwarves around. Why do we need her to become a "girlboss"? Why is it suddenly wrong to believe in true love and the kindness of others?
    I just shudder as I remember that this trailer is made AFTER the reshoots, what kind of garbage did they make in the first place if this is what we end up with?! The performances are stilted, the acting is bad, the CGI looks like crap and the dwarves are nightmare fuel. Nothing works in this trailer - except perhaps the tortoise, its cute and that's the only positive thing I can say about the whole thing.

  • @forswornbriarheart
    @forswornbriarheart Месяц назад +541

    When DEI Hollywood can’t even cast real dwarves to play dwarves 🤡

    • @godblessusa2724
      @godblessusa2724 Месяц назад +27

      How about trying competence and skills/talent over DEI? Disney should learn “Don’t Encourage Insanity”

    • @civotamuaz5781
      @civotamuaz5781 Месяц назад +4

      Dwarfs*

    • @DemiGod..
      @DemiGod.. 29 дней назад +2

      They wouldnt dare do that to an LGBT or Black dwarf.

    • @SapunMan
      @SapunMan 29 дней назад

      @@civotamuaz5781 The plural of "dwarf" is "dwarves". Always has been.

    • @cholze9146
      @cholze9146 29 дней назад +2

      Fun fact: There is!!! Those dwarves were first replace with LGBTs, disables and many more of DEI stereotypes. Luckily, they scrapped this idea midway through because of dramas and replaced with generic CGI.😂😂😂

  • @FabricateFrog
    @FabricateFrog Месяц назад +146

    this move is COOKED lmao

  • @zaxx
    @zaxx Месяц назад +359

    Somebody should explain to Tyrion Lannister that Dwarves aren't Midgets, and they don't live in caves. They work in a mine (in a cave), and live in a cabin. Is nobody else familiar with the story?

    • @GuyClowney
      @GuyClowney Месяц назад +52

      No brains in Dinklage's bobblehead

    • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
      @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Месяц назад +61

      Bro is afraid he will be overshadowed by other dwarf actors (He will eliminate every other potential dwarf hollywood star)

    • @didgruntleddansnyderfan
      @didgruntleddansnyderfan Месяц назад +6

      Heaven's no, we're all illiterate and brainwashed again now, something not achieved since the Middle Ages. We're very proud of ourselves!

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 Месяц назад

      @didgruntleddansnyderfan Even people in the middle ages weren't all brainwashed and illiterate, despite what modern progressives would have us believe. The problem now is it's actually far easier to brainwash people with mass media and so many people are functionally illiterate because of clickbait and headline culture and the proliferation of smart phones and other similar tech. Never mind the fact that modern universities teach very little of actual substance unless you're already a smart student and know what to look for in terms of classes.

    • @gorkskoal9315
      @gorkskoal9315 Месяц назад +21

      And he made his big break (arguably ONLY break) being a--- duh duh duuuuh! Da- waarf!.

  • @AlmostEthical
    @AlmostEthical Месяц назад +530

    Disney needs to understand that that California is not the whole world

    • @edstringer1138
      @edstringer1138 Месяц назад +23

      They made that mistake here in Florida Bad mistake

    • @mrloverman2.0
      @mrloverman2.0 29 дней назад +3

      Los Angeles

    • @WilliamGuzman-tq5yk
      @WilliamGuzman-tq5yk 29 дней назад +22

      Los Angeles, the rest of us here in cali are sick of their shit also

    • @Flourentic
      @Flourentic 29 дней назад

      As a LA resident, I can confirm that nobody asked for this shit other than the vocal minority

    • @delailama736
      @delailama736 29 дней назад +4

      They also need to understand that grown men all of a sudden care about Snow White lol.

  • @A.D.I.D.A.S-916
    @A.D.I.D.A.S-916 Месяц назад +336

    Zegler is so insufferable

    • @graham5990
      @graham5990 Месяц назад +16

      And to add to that watching Gal Gadot try to act is like watching a scene from a movie where you feel embarrassed for the actor in a particular scene lol. Just poor choices to go around.

    • @beastmaster6943
      @beastmaster6943 Месяц назад +11

      Rachel Ziggler is an ESFP personality type on the MBTI test.
      Attention seeking
      No sense of timing
      Believes themselves to be flawless

    • @A.D.I.D.A.S-916
      @A.D.I.D.A.S-916 Месяц назад +5

      @beastmaster6943 I totally believe it. I’m actually an INFJ
      I took that test a few years back.

    • @markwalker4485
      @markwalker4485 Месяц назад +14

      Gal is no better. Wonder Woman only worked because she was supposed to act stupid.

    • @A.D.I.D.A.S-916
      @A.D.I.D.A.S-916 Месяц назад

      @@markwalker4485 I agree
      She’s just as vapid but she keeps it under wraps a little more

  • @SRMoore1178
    @SRMoore1178 Месяц назад +125

    "Who's the fairest (nicest) of them all?"
    Just be effin' nice then. Holy hell. Can't be too hard, you're competing with the Zeg.

    • @jjtotheb
      @jjtotheb 29 дней назад +7

      Makes no sense. Evil queen wants to be nicest person by killing the competition

    • @blopbloopbop
      @blopbloopbop 29 дней назад +7

      the fact that nice doesnt even necessarily equates "good" and being nice is easier w just a bit of patience lmfao

    • @remo7034
      @remo7034 17 дней назад

      Could have asked, "Who is the most: wonderful/marvelous/beloved/divine..." ...Went with "nicest." smh

    • @aurorawizard7045
      @aurorawizard7045 3 дня назад

      @@jjtotheb But... isn't she being a literal tyrant in the movie?

  • @JoeyP946
    @JoeyP946 Месяц назад +80

    Instead of actually choosing a story with a strong independent girl boss character, of which there are plenty of myths and stories in history, they choose to butcher a classic innocent fairytale.
    Why?!

    • @iansarmiento23
      @iansarmiento23 Месяц назад +16

      Cause Disney stopped being creative after Tangled

    • @Unknownuser72572
      @Unknownuser72572 Месяц назад +8

      ⁠​⁠@@iansarmiento23i thought moana was pretty good and encanto, pretty much anything thats not a remake or not a woke commentary 😂

    • @hungtheheroluu
      @hungtheheroluu Месяц назад +6

      Yeah. Disney pushed creative, well-written, original stories in the past like Moana, Encanto, Zootopia, Princess and the Frog, Wreck-It Ralph, and Inside Out, so the fact they're not doing when they're fully aware they can do it and have been doing it is so criminal that it makes Walt and Roy turn in their graves.

    • @GabrielGoods
      @GabrielGoods 26 дней назад +3

      And who wants TRUE LOVE ANYWAY.. 😂😂 The answer.. EVERYONE!

    • @eg-draw
      @eg-draw 24 дня назад +2

      It's even funnier (or saddest) to see what they've done to the Munan as an actual independent and strong woman in the original

  • @travisleonard513
    @travisleonard513 29 дней назад +29

    How did someone with the attitude of Zegler get where she is today, Mindblowing.

    • @orangensafttee4598
      @orangensafttee4598 29 дней назад +7

      probably a combination of nepotism and mouth skills

    • @pollychen1735
      @pollychen1735 24 дня назад +3

      She's the main character of the Hunger Games prequel. I love the novels, but I don't want to watch this one because of her😢

    • @UchihaItachi-zt6us
      @UchihaItachi-zt6us 22 дня назад +3

      Climb the pole,
      With the HOLE😂😂

  • @johnbush9501
    @johnbush9501 Месяц назад +158

    "Snow 'off' White..." 😂
    Gotta be honest, that line feckin' nailed me! 👏🤣

    • @Nartanek
      @Nartanek Месяц назад +3

      They changed the meaning of 'fair' to being the most just. If RZ can only beat the EVIL QUEEN i guess that doesn't say much about her?

    • @ScooterDoge
      @ScooterDoge 29 дней назад

      I like Sno Dirt

    • @lea-anne9133
      @lea-anne9133 29 дней назад +3

      Nowhite I've been calling her😂

    • @annie-sc
      @annie-sc 26 дней назад +1

      Been calling her offwhite too. Ppl also call her Snow Woke 😂

  • @foreverpinkf.7603
    @foreverpinkf.7603 29 дней назад +18

    I really hope to see Rachel Zegler never again on a movie screen.

  • @michaelreich4827
    @michaelreich4827 Месяц назад +157

    In the red carpet interview, Gadot was trying to warn the audience, while Zegler was proud of the change.

  • @ssoory6343
    @ssoory6343 Месяц назад +49

    If I was Disney, after this movie's inevitable bombing, will sue Zegler for at least 500 million.

    • @griffin8er845
      @griffin8er845 29 дней назад +9

      Their fault for casting her they can’t sure for anything

  • @Kiyoone
    @Kiyoone Месяц назад +241

    Plot>
    Mirror mirror on the wall
    Who is the most beautiful of them all?
    Mirror: It is you Evil Queen. It is you.
    End, roll the credits

    • @kingzilant
      @kingzilant Месяц назад +10

      Damn you got it b4 me 😂😂😂

    • @8Aerondight8
      @8Aerondight8 Месяц назад +19

      Mirror: "It is you... however I am contractually obligated to support "THE MESSAGE" so it's Snow Off-White who is the fairest of them all."

    • @LoneWolf-gz9mr
      @LoneWolf-gz9mr Месяц назад +6

      You know, Disney MIGHT actually make money if that was all there was to the movie.

    • @morgaena3313
      @morgaena3313 25 дней назад +2

      Technically she asks who’s the fairest of them all… and Snow White has white skin… literally the fairest of them all 🤯

    • @FrancineArcieri
      @FrancineArcieri 12 дней назад

      Yep it sure ain't Snow Fight 😅

  • @Inastewpopotogo
    @Inastewpopotogo 15 дней назад +9

    14:20 In a cave!? Its a cottage, and they are Dwarves not humans!

  • @imjustvi6279
    @imjustvi6279 Месяц назад +90

    Okay, Disney.
    If you make the evil queen dance to death with red hot metal shoes at the end, I'll forgive you.

    • @TheSpiderInUrWalls
      @TheSpiderInUrWalls 29 дней назад +11

      Yeah. That’s the version I grew up with. (German Oma haha-) I’ll forgive them if they do it.

    • @Silas-Serdar
      @Silas-Serdar 29 дней назад +7

      It should be rather Snow Blight dance with the hot iron shoes.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 29 дней назад +2

      I wont

    • @amphyverse
      @amphyverse 28 дней назад +1

      Make Snow Brown dance with them instead 😂

  • @bheer98
    @bheer98 29 дней назад +28

    I totally forgot about the whole Dinklage spat on the dwarves; amazing how something so small could sabotage an entire Disney project.

    • @trog.low74
      @trog.low74 27 дней назад +4

      I see what you did there (i think)

    • @LiveFreeOrDie2A
      @LiveFreeOrDie2A 17 дней назад +1

      The OG Seven Dwarves would have lynched Dinklage for being a traitor to his people. They would have used some of his bones as mining tools, and the rest as Ed Gein inspired home decor to spruce up the cabin for guests

  • @dragonstooth4223
    @dragonstooth4223 Месяц назад +33

    One thing I never thought I'd say is that we don't need ever woman to be a bad ass and that sometimes showing other ways to be strong is okay.

    • @UnclePhil1112
      @UnclePhil1112 Месяц назад +5

      Princess Leia, Sarah Connor, Ripley, Charlie’s Angels; all strong women portrayed on the big screen, and they didn’t need to tell us, they showed us through amazing story telling and character action

    • @bibikombi
      @bibikombi 26 дней назад

      I'm a woman, I'm going to say:: I think portraying us to be badass in every fucking media just going to make everyone lose interest in stories with girls being the main character. I hate it, it's either being weak, whiny, dependable or bossy, annoying and entitled I HATE IT

  • @BossMan-yu1og
    @BossMan-yu1og Месяц назад +64

    Cinema Sins, Honest Trailers, Pitch Meeting, and HISHE.... they're all going to have a field day with this one!

    • @artamussumatra6286
      @artamussumatra6286 Месяц назад +9

      Roasting this movie will be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @4lackofbetter
      @4lackofbetter 29 дней назад +2

      There's already one: Look up Snow Woke vs Deadpool.

    • @lea-anne9133
      @lea-anne9133 29 дней назад +4

      The Critical Drinker and the Despot will too 😅

    • @axiss5840
      @axiss5840 24 дня назад

      Half of them will soft-hand it.

    • @remo7034
      @remo7034 17 дней назад

      @@artamussumatra6286 "barley"

  • @michaelreich4827
    @michaelreich4827 Месяц назад +81

    If Disney hadn't spent so much on this, it would've been shitcanned or gone straight to D+.

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 Месяц назад +4

      I wonder what it will take for this thing to break even.

    • @roviize9425
      @roviize9425 25 дней назад

      @@pittland44 I don't think I've seen a worse reputation for a movie that didn't even come out yet no less a movie from Disney. Hopefully for them the plot and music will save it that's probably a lot to hope for though

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 25 дней назад

      @@roviize9425 Why?

    • @roviize9425
      @roviize9425 25 дней назад

      @@pittland44 cause a lot of ppl are already boycotting it

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 25 дней назад

      But why do you hope they can salvage the movie? I don't want them to salvage it because I want this to fail badly and maybe, just maybe, Disney will finally learn something.

  • @richardkrauss80
    @richardkrauss80 29 дней назад +15

    The feeling women and girls have when they say about a guy "He is a creep"...
    That is it, that is exactly the feeling many have hearing Zegler talk.

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 Месяц назад +86

    I love the fact, that in all these modern Snow White movies, they cast some older but still super hot actress for the role of the evil queen/ stepmother who is jealous of Snow White because she´s "fairer" ( as in more pretty), while they cast some pretty average looking younger actress as Snow White.
    Like that Snow White & the Huntsman movie starring Kr. Stewart, who had Charlize Theron as the evil queen or here they have Gal Gadot.
    I mean, I know it´s a fantasy movie, but common!

    • @Patterner
      @Patterner Месяц назад +4

      Remember when Rachael Leigh Cook was cast as "the Ugly One"?

    • @kostantza1
      @kostantza1 26 дней назад +1

      Maybe it's an issue of a big part of the newest batch of actresses lacking in combination of intense,personal good looks and talent/charisma in comparison to the older ones. On the other hand, casting professionals cast glamorous delicate beauties like Margot Robbie in Wuthering Heights, so casting generally has seen better days.

    • @eg-draw
      @eg-draw 24 дня назад +3

      I don't understand why can't they just use old good "she's younger than me" because it will work perfectly

  • @fe_xcel1001
    @fe_xcel1001 Месяц назад +30

    'Snow off white' is crazy 😂😂😂 5:25

    • @ChildOfChaos07
      @ChildOfChaos07 22 дня назад

      I cracked up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @silvercri3356
    @silvercri3356 Месяц назад +41

    Although he is an amazing actor , I love how Peter Dinkbaby literally played Tyrion Lannister a character known for being a dwarf and on top of that constantly degraded and discriminated cause of who he is. But he can be the only famous short man he is an example to all of his fellow dwarf bros and gals he sacrificed his well being to play one of the most popular characters in the game of thrones series making millions of dollars and garnering millions of fans how stunning and brave he is.

  • @laurisaarinen1126
    @laurisaarinen1126 29 дней назад +13

    Rachel rambling about how it's not 1937 anymore, i would like to remind her it's not 2015 anymore either... They really do seem to live in a bubble where they haven't heard of any backlash towards these type of movies starting from the Ghostbusters remake.
    ... And how the hell do you mess up the dwarf thing?! If it's hard for them to get roles in films, why would you throw away the perfect opportunity to cast SEVEN of them in major roles??? This blows my mind... 😵

  • @nosoul9805
    @nosoul9805 Месяц назад +44

    Well, Mrs. Rachel doesn't want our business anyway

  • @Jason-ly9zv
    @Jason-ly9zv Месяц назад +16

    Peter Dinklage sitting with millions of dollars in the bank off the back of being cast in roles dictated by his height.
    He was the ‘IMP ffs’. What an absolute clown pulling the ladder up from other potential actors succeeding.

  • @radioface86
    @radioface86 Месяц назад +161

    Since when did they start casting bug-eyed chihuahuas as Snow White?

  • @Walter-fc3uq
    @Walter-fc3uq Месяц назад +19

    She breaks into their house, sleeps on their bed and then forces them to clean their house. Yet she is the nicest in the land. Then on top of that the queen disguises herself to poison Snow White because Snow White isn't hiding from the queen which makes no sense in the new movie. If she's going on the offensive, why did the queen have to disguise herself to poison her when the queen has the armies? Either way I'm not seeing this

    • @kostantza1
      @kostantza1 26 дней назад

      Duh. She obviously resented the meaningless loss of life and wanted to bring the conflict to an end with the most effective and least troubling method of targeted political assassination. Tywin Lannister stuff. I say we root for the Queen.

  • @AudreyMealiff
    @AudreyMealiff Месяц назад +13

    I bet Disney regret casting Zegler more than any of their recent questionable decisions.

  • @RandomOldPerson
    @RandomOldPerson 29 дней назад +11

    7:51 It bothers me he doesn’t know that The 7 Dwarves are mythological fairy creatures known for being expert craftspeople that out skilled the gods and lived in cities carved into mountains and not human little people forced to live outside of town. He’s demonizing a story he knows nothing about and doesn’t even care that he doesn’t understand the basics of the folklore.

    • @Problematicphilosophie
      @Problematicphilosophie 29 дней назад +1

      😂 they should cast him in the Rumpelstillskin live action remake!

  • @francoh4701
    @francoh4701 Месяц назад +59

    they should've changed the title of the movie. she's not even white as snow.

    • @JoeyP946
      @JoeyP946 Месяц назад +14

      but her heart is black as coal

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 Месяц назад +18

      Mud Brown and the 7 CGI nightmares

    • @cp4512
      @cp4512 29 дней назад +3

      Yep. Sounds like cultural appropriation………

    • @nohandle0505
      @nohandle0505 29 дней назад +2

      It's because "she survives a snowstorm" in the movie.
      BOO.

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb 28 дней назад +5

      Also change the description because calling it "live action" when 99% of it is CGI is just dumb
      Still better then Mufasa given the lion King has 0 human actors meaning it's going to be a 100% CGI fest I have the feeling Hollywood doesn't understand what the phase live actions means anymore mission impossible is live action because it's actual actors doing stunts on actual locations

  • @justacomment123
    @justacomment123 Месяц назад +10

    I'm staying farther away from this movie than Rachel's eyes are from each other

  • @SomeRandomDudelmao-h5e
    @SomeRandomDudelmao-h5e Месяц назад +91

    If you saw the original, this is not for you

  • @sleepy_pommie
    @sleepy_pommie 27 дней назад +5

    The ghost comment by the dwarves doesn’t work at all! In my memory, in the original movie the dwarves called her that because HER SKIN WAS WHITE AS SNOW!!!!!

  • @silvercri3356
    @silvercri3356 Месяц назад +40

    6:09
    Snow off white: “What did you think I was?”
    Dwarves: “An object get back in the kitchen!”

  • @ZIbroweed
    @ZIbroweed 29 дней назад +4

    Wait wait wait. Did the "evil" queen really get mad in this movie because the mirror didn't think she was "nice" enough, and then go try to murder someone so the mirror would update on that? Lol.

  • @jeremyk9000
    @jeremyk9000 Месяц назад +24

    If fairest of them all refers to character, why would the evil queen have ever been the fairest of them all and why would she care whether she was or wasn't? That does not make sense.

    • @alexarhipenko6017
      @alexarhipenko6017 29 дней назад +3

      Your first mistake was trying to find logic in a piece of propaganda.

  • @jontwest
    @jontwest 29 дней назад +4

    Dinklage didn't want another 'little person' to get a chance to be as famous as him. So transparent.

  • @cranky-franky383
    @cranky-franky383 Месяц назад +35

    Disney went full circle. Snow White marks the start of the independent Disney company....Snow White may could also mark the end of it.

  • @kiearaceli3496
    @kiearaceli3496 Месяц назад +8

    Rachel's hair is a huge distraction. She got farquad hair treatment?

  • @PulsatingHyena
    @PulsatingHyena Месяц назад +10

    Peter is the only person with dwarfism that gets to have a successful acting career! its wrong when other people do it. >.>

  • @SpiralDown2077
    @SpiralDown2077 Месяц назад +28

    Sam Neil and Sigourney Weaver are in “Snow White: a tale of terror”. Go watch that instead, it really is a forgotten gem. It has acting!

  • @OverNine9ousend
    @OverNine9ousend Месяц назад +38

    They would have milked nostalgia if only if ONLY they re made the movie 1:1 with original cartoon. Literal copy paste, and we wouldn't even be mad

    • @thefeds2579
      @thefeds2579 Месяц назад +1

      This is so true.

    • @dbf1dware
      @dbf1dware Месяц назад +5

      For the love of all that is holy, just release the ORIGINAL into theaters again! FFS.

  • @HeavenOnHigh
    @HeavenOnHigh 29 дней назад +3

    You know what "they" say
    If you dont like it, dont buy/eat/watch it.
    And that is exactly what we should do.
    If companies refuse to listen and call US idiots and that we dont know what we want, then lets show them where their money is coming from and that we DO know what we want.

  • @dosenfischer7138
    @dosenfischer7138 Месяц назад +24

    Your product placement was interrupted by an advertisement promoting an advertising platform

    • @TheMovieCynic
      @TheMovieCynic  Месяц назад +6

      lol

    • @hunterharkins6129
      @hunterharkins6129 Месяц назад

      @@TheMovieCynic wait, wasn’t Disney possibly gonna remake Snow White regardless of Zegler criticizing the movie? I.e similar plot points towards what Rachael said even if she never criticized anything about the original?

  • @DanielLopes-dh2hv
    @DanielLopes-dh2hv Месяц назад +6

    The dwarf in the the lord of the rings movie was actually the tallest guy on set...you wanted to do that again?

  • @Nartanek
    @Nartanek Месяц назад +21

    The funniest thing to me is that her late father was a good king, then the queen after him is evil. So the message of the film is patriarchy good i guess?
    They can't even get their own ideology right.

    • @morgaena3313
      @morgaena3313 25 дней назад

      Why are you people always trying to start gender wars with “woman bad man good?”

  • @nezukochan86
    @nezukochan86 Месяц назад +10

    Wait, so they changed the entire thing just because ONE actor said he didn't like it?

  • @KermdoubleO7
    @KermdoubleO7 Месяц назад +6

    because you were honest and time stamped the commercial, I watched it; good on you for honesty bud more like you needed

  • @Lofieloves
    @Lofieloves 27 дней назад +2

    ”Fairest of them all ” is truly hilarious when she’s not fair

  • @masondaubenmire3503
    @masondaubenmire3503 Месяц назад +16

    Disney should really start a three strikes and your out policy. If you cause problems by saying something stupid three times, your not allowed to do anything that can go online, no posts, no tweets, no red carpet, no interviews, nothing until the movie comes oit

    • @MSgt5J071
      @MSgt5J071 Месяц назад +2

      They won't. Disney Lucasfilm has made, geez, I can't even count how many flops and Kathleen Kennedy still has a job.

  • @terrycole2407
    @terrycole2407 28 дней назад +2

    “The Dutch Oven of movie trailers…”(Insert fart sound). You have won the internet for the day! I’m still laughing!

  • @x3ko777
    @x3ko777 Месяц назад +6

    lord farquar is disneys idea of beauty?

  • @Hiraghm
    @Hiraghm 29 дней назад +2

    In this version, Snow White is a classic Disney _villain_ .
    Traditionally, those who've lusted for power and/or wealth have been Disney _villains_ .

  • @ralph.aguinaldomd
    @ralph.aguinaldomd 24 дня назад +4

    Not hiring actors with dwarfism was the ultimate hypocrisy move.

  • @r.a.fgattaiguy845
    @r.a.fgattaiguy845 20 дней назад +1

    the dwarves live in a cave, the prince stalks SW, do these people even know what Snow White is?

  • @Jiyoon02
    @Jiyoon02 Месяц назад +7

    This Snow White is about as white as Jack Black is black.
    And at the box office, it will perform about as successfully as his Minecraft movie.

  • @Gothmatix
    @Gothmatix Месяц назад +5

    "just a snoopy criminal" perfect description.

  • @nicholastotoro7721
    @nicholastotoro7721 Месяц назад +42

    I don't know how Peter Dinklage believes Disney wasn't progressive enough. They hired Gal Gadot, who is acting-disabled.

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 29 дней назад

      To be fair I don’t think she will be acting out her hatred of Snow White considering Rachel is Pro Palestine and Gal is Israeli and a veteran of the IDF.

  • @misanthropy_is_my_nature
    @misanthropy_is_my_nature 26 дней назад +2

    3:28 nearly made me choke on my sip of beer.

  • @donsmith4833
    @donsmith4833 Месяц назад +7

    Snow brown and the seven dwarfs.

  • @BAlex-xc5xd
    @BAlex-xc5xd 29 дней назад +4

    To me those dwarfs look a bit more like gnomes.

  • @jamesdixon6332
    @jamesdixon6332 Месяц назад +5

    I'm still unclear on what exactly Snow White was supposed to be a leader of according to Zegler dreaming about being one.

  • @wemilord
    @wemilord 29 дней назад +3

    "Snow Off-White"... here's my like good sir.

  • @HobbyRex
    @HobbyRex Месяц назад +12

    If you watched the original, this is not for you. If not, this is still not for you.😅

  • @jimsciulli1001
    @jimsciulli1001 29 дней назад +2

    It should be considered child abuse to take little ones to this? My God, those dwarves are terrifying!

  • @carterkruse6471
    @carterkruse6471 Месяц назад +13

    2:03 I love the LA Knight reference. Yeah!

    • @LinkLovesPancakes
      @LinkLovesPancakes 28 дней назад +3

      Telling everyone whose game this is! 🎤😎

  • @MikeyJBlakeJR
    @MikeyJBlakeJR Месяц назад +2

    Man, how have I not found this channel yet?! Good stuff, brother!

  • @EmadMazharAhmed
    @EmadMazharAhmed Месяц назад +5

    Gal Gadot have only one role and that to be a strong woman and that's it. I haven't seen a single movie in my life where she plays a more complex, weak, vulnerable or even a mother role, she only plays (I am a strong woman) and that's it

  • @richjageman3976
    @richjageman3976 29 дней назад +2

    Gal being jealous of Rachel's beauty should guarantee this as a contender for comedy of the year...

  • @Go_away_loser
    @Go_away_loser 29 дней назад +4

    Man it's too bad there doesn't exist a near perfect version of this story that was groundbreaking in both fields of animation and cinematography, and was credited as being the foundation of a man's dream of world-shifting creativity.
    If only.

  • @anotherwatcher402
    @anotherwatcher402 27 дней назад +2

    Rachel Zegler seems like the type of person who loves to hear herself talk, but doesn't actually 'hear' herself when she talks.

  • @bak8823
    @bak8823 Месяц назад +5

    You say she can sing but i bet its 200 million worth of auto tunes

    • @YouScareMe1
      @YouScareMe1 Месяц назад

      She can't definitely sing you muppet

  • @SaucyPterodactyl
    @SaucyPterodactyl 11 дней назад +1

    mad respect for adding timestamp u earned my subscription and i watched the advert

  • @thecompanioncube4211
    @thecompanioncube4211 Месяц назад +6

    Oscar Nomination for Poisoned Apple let’s go

  • @SuperEnforcer88
    @SuperEnforcer88 Месяц назад +2

    They even diversify the hunter. facepalm

  • @cbrettb
    @cbrettb Месяц назад +3

    “Snow off-white”. Dying 💀💀💀