Hitler reacts to Netflix’s Queen Cleopatra

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  • Опубликовано: 30 дек 2024

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  • @thomas18318
    @thomas18318 Год назад +3996

    Hitler says: "Just wait, one day Netflix will portray me as a Palestinian fighting again Israel oppression" this part killed me

    • @TheBlackfall234
      @TheBlackfall234 Год назад

      Wont happen, because this Historical Revisionism is run by a very specific group of People and Spoiler Alert : Its a group of People that has no interesst in portraying Hitler as a Human.

    • @pajtmvorvndeifneif
      @pajtmvorvndeifneif Год назад +94

      😂😂

    • @ruvanefriebus-cv6td
      @ruvanefriebus-cv6td Год назад +82

      @@pajtmvorvndeifneif well shite it's happening

    • @benlunch7618
      @benlunch7618 Год назад

      We need Palestinian Hitler....:D

    • @giuseppemilazzo2649
      @giuseppemilazzo2649 Год назад +37

      😅😅😅😅😅

  • @t.g.b.1164
    @t.g.b.1164 Год назад +3917

    "This documentary is based on the views of a random granny" had me in stitches.

    • @uap24
      @uap24 Год назад +208

      When a parody channel is more historically accurate than your movie, you know you did a bad job.

    • @jeremiahmoye6384
      @jeremiahmoye6384 Год назад +153

      I loved the lady saying “ don’t cry, we’re too evil to be black washed” lol

    • @TravisaInc
      @TravisaInc Год назад +22

      @@jeremiahmoye6384 her name is Traudi Junge.

    • @badbot223
      @badbot223 Год назад +21

      ​@@TravisaInc nobody asked

    • @TravisaInc
      @TravisaInc Год назад +11

      @@badbot223 who cares.

  • @godofwar-fanboy3416
    @godofwar-fanboy3416 Год назад +6173

    As a greek, iam deeply offended by what Netflix has done. Its a disgrace not only to greek but also egyptian history

    • @RobinYordan
      @RobinYordan Год назад +74

      Ooooh thats rough buddy

    • @SomeWeirdNinjaToon
      @SomeWeirdNinjaToon Год назад +487

      as a student in archeology, this rewriting of history feels worse than a pair of caligae (roman shoes) up my bottom

    • @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689
      @octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689 Год назад +1

      If wasn't enough already for the Egyptians to deal with all the nonsense about ancient aliens building the pyramids, now they have Americans hijacking Cleopatra's ethnicity.

    • @Ord_Wingate
      @Ord_Wingate Год назад +446

      As a historian I find this whole rewriting of history abhorrent and must stop. Our children are being fed lie after lie.

    • @kmrose
      @kmrose Год назад +255

      ​@@Ord_WingateI'm a historian too . Yes, I'm deeply offended and angry at the Hollywood types for thinking they "know better."

  • @Roadman3D
    @Roadman3D Год назад +566

    "Don't cry, we're too evil to be blackwashed" had me crying lmao. This is amazing

    • @rrs_13
      @rrs_13 Год назад

      pale blond traditionalists and with light eyes = too evil
      the mass murderers part can obviously pass, just look at basically any superpower today.

    • @Flylikea
      @Flylikea Год назад +24

      Hitler was an oppressed woman or that other bit: a Palestinian fighting for freedom😂😂😂😂

    • @peteryang8991
      @peteryang8991 Год назад +1

      This is so funny I laughed the whole time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gustavabensberg4260
      @gustavabensberg4260 Год назад

      I dont think so but okay

    • @RTU130
      @RTU130 Год назад

      Hmm

  • @Makaan
    @Makaan Год назад +2016

    I still believe Brad Pitt would make a great Martin Luther King.

    • @Dystopia1111
      @Dystopia1111 Год назад +177

      Robert Downey Jr could maybe actually pull that off.

    • @struttux5156
      @struttux5156 Год назад +74

      I want a da lai lama movie with Kirsten Dunst as dalai lama

    • @mariasophia383
      @mariasophia383 Год назад

      They blackwashex Brad Pitt too by making black ACHILLES 🤦🤦🤦

    • @BobSmith-dk8nw
      @BobSmith-dk8nw Год назад +37

      *_NO!!! NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!_*
      Conan O'Brien.
      .

    • @carmillaalexander1386
      @carmillaalexander1386 Год назад +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.... Kill me already 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kmrose
    @kmrose Год назад +2979

    I love how Hollywood Americans think they know history without actually studying history. - an American historian

    • @livingtonu
      @livingtonu Год назад +41

      right about Hollywood wrong about Americans not everybody in Hollywood is American.

    • @teddyjackson1902
      @teddyjackson1902 Год назад

      They know the history. They don’t care that they’re dishonest grotesques attempting to rewrite it. It’s disgusting and ideologically based. They’re depending on the ignorance of the masses and the silence of the educated.

    • @justanothercomment416
      @justanothercomment416 Год назад +1

      @@livingtonu Hollywood isn't run by Americans.

    • @johnxina5126
      @johnxina5126 Год назад

      @@livingtonu but Americans and their understanding of race is really stupid to be frank.

    • @stephenmurray2851
      @stephenmurray2851 Год назад

      Why are you so arrogant and racist as to target all Americans.? And they are right too

  • @ToxikBlitz
    @ToxikBlitz Год назад +2865

    "Don't cry, we're too evil to be blackwashed." Fucking 💀💀💀💀

    • @uap24
      @uap24 Год назад +180

      That was super dark.

    • @GamersAreOppressed-gg6bz
      @GamersAreOppressed-gg6bz Год назад +74

      Blackwashed or blackfaced

    • @homeschool4732
      @homeschool4732 Год назад

      Well, the Nazis should not be blackwashed because they were evil.

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir Год назад

      That's what you think Fraulein, give Netflix a few years and they'll be making "historically accurate documentaries" claiming all SS and Wehrmacht troops were black.

    • @Anasmohamed-dl4in
      @Anasmohamed-dl4in Год назад +111

      Our problem is not that the blacks do not have a great civilization like Egypt and Greece. This does not give them the right to distort the history of Egypt and the Egyptians.

  • @yutingsooi5691
    @yutingsooi5691 Год назад +196

    3:05 “Just you wait, one day Netflix will portray me as a Palestinian fighting against Israeli oppression”
    I literally cried laughing 😂😂😂

  • @ARTSONICFAN990
    @ARTSONICFAN990 Год назад +2575

    Hitler: "Saying Cleopatra is black is like saying that Jada Pinkett Smith is a faithful loving wife."
    Me: That wasn't a roast... THAT WAS A NUKE! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @edithparra3356
      @edithparra3356 Год назад +51

      I agree 😂

    • @CometMedalChavez
      @CometMedalChavez Год назад +87

      Will Smith would like to know HRP’s location.

    • @hashimmahamerul8857
      @hashimmahamerul8857 Год назад +37

      It wasn't only a nuke but This is more fire when she was producer of this show

    • @toddwebb7521
      @toddwebb7521 Год назад

      @@CometMedalChavez why would HRP be afraid of a Cuck like him?

    • @residentjess
      @residentjess Год назад

      Thankfully for Hitler, he’s not around or he would get punched in the face lol

  • @DEUSSD
    @DEUSSD Год назад +664

    "Just you wait, one day Netflix will portray me as a Palestinian fighting against Lsraeli oppression." Jesus, don't give them ideas! XD

    • @Anasmohamed-dl4in
      @Anasmohamed-dl4in Год назад +40

      Our problem is not that the blacks do not have a great civilization like Egypt and Greece. This does not give them the right to distort the history of Egypt and the Egyptians.

    • @Dystopia1111
      @Dystopia1111 Год назад +44

      But a Netflix series could explain so much about the Fuhrer's dedication to transgender rights and reduced carbon emissions...

    • @117rebel
      @117rebel Год назад

      @@Anasmohamed-dl4in Blacks never built a civilization or did anything great in history. They want so desperately for that not to be true so they try to steal ancient Egyptian and Carthaginian history as being theirs. I’ve heard some blacks claim ancient Roman emperors were black, ancient Chinese were black, and native Americans were black. They’re ridiculous.

    • @BleaK1211
      @BleaK1211 Год назад

      ​@@Dystopia1111 Well ofcourse dont forget Fuhrer was a trans man himself!

    • @GBPE
      @GBPE Год назад +7

      I mean , Hitler doesn’t hate Palestinians because he had an alliance with amin al hussini and supported him with some supplies against the British , and let’s not forget that both have a common enemy ( jews )

  • @WarrenGdog28
    @WarrenGdog28 Год назад +677

    I guess in the year 3000 they will believe Elon Musk is black because he is born in South Africa 😂😂😂😂

    • @boboboy8189
      @boboboy8189 Год назад +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @marksudayon8300
      @marksudayon8300 Год назад +42

      Don't give them any ideas

    • @georgezachos7322
      @georgezachos7322 Год назад

      3000? Dude, give them a few years after Musk dies, he'll be blackwashed before you can say 'now wait a damned minute, i was alive back then and i remember he was quite clearly...'

    • @crispendaysh3401
      @crispendaysh3401 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bavariancarenthusiast2722
      @bavariancarenthusiast2722 Год назад +3

      Not gonna happen, you know why? They will find his totally intact frozen body - evidence how he looked liked. I know it was meant to be a joke, but your comparison is spot on. We don't know her skin color until we find her mummy with DNA evidence. Until then - we guess and enjoy a movie or not

  • @gl5616
    @gl5616 Год назад +73

    With Netflix logic, I was surprised that Julius Caesar was not portrayed by a Japanese lesbian 😏

  • @Trollguy222
    @Trollguy222 Год назад +1078

    “I don’t care what they tell you in school, Cleopatra was black”
    Imagine hearing that while watching a Historical EDUCATIONAL DOCUMENTARY. Wtf Netflix ?

    • @Anasmohamed-dl4in
      @Anasmohamed-dl4in Год назад +83

      Our problem is not that the blacks do not have a great civilization like Egypt and Greece. This does not give them the right to distort the history of Egypt and the Egyptians.

    • @zulkifli4201
      @zulkifli4201 Год назад

      I want to sucker punch whoever said that bullcrap

    • @baphometrag7751
      @baphometrag7751 Год назад +68

      That words is really a BIG insult to Egyptian and greek

    • @williamjenkins4913
      @williamjenkins4913 Год назад +13

      More over imagine you have a substitute showing you a documentary in class and hearing that.

    • @theq6797
      @theq6797 Год назад

      I don't care what they tell you in school, jews are jews.

  • @AM-el4iv
    @AM-el4iv Год назад +1770

    "I remember my grandmother saying to me: I don’t care what they tell you in school, Cleopatra was black.’" Wow, impressive historical research there Netflix.

    • @hendrickswart4122
      @hendrickswart4122 Год назад +90

      "I remember my grandmother saying to me: I don’t care what they tell you in school, the weel was invented south of the Sahara’"

    • @chatteyj
      @chatteyj Год назад +98

      I remember my granny saying ' don't believe all the shit you see on tv '

    • @wannacashmeoutside
      @wannacashmeoutside Год назад +66

      Her grandmother was clearly an Egyptologist 😅
      Like ok my grandmother told me Hitler was a woman.

    • @petergriffin9044
      @petergriffin9044 Год назад +32

      My grandma say ignorance is a bliss

    • @mesicek7
      @mesicek7 Год назад +40

      How that line even made it into the docu baffles my mind.

  • @garylane6227
    @garylane6227 Год назад +1031

    "Saying Cleopatra is a black woman is like saying Jada Pinkett Smith is a faithful loving wife." 🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant!

    • @daswede3064
      @daswede3064 Год назад +38

      They both couldn't keep their legs together for 2 minutes

    • @cye2310
      @cye2310 Год назад +12

      ​@@daswede3064 And their mouths are both flapping, upper and lower.

    • @brendad.c114
      @brendad.c114 Год назад +6

      I laughed so loud at that.

    • @dontbeasadsoulja
      @dontbeasadsoulja Год назад +6

      Yeah they both got entangled too much.

    • @ArkaraValtare3729
      @ArkaraValtare3729 Год назад

      Agree, no matter what did they tell you in school

  • @Pokeninja7
    @Pokeninja7 Год назад +382

    I remember my grandma telling me "I dont care what they tell you on the internet. The Hitler Rant Meme will never die."

    • @Anonymous-mg8bu
      @Anonymous-mg8bu Год назад

      My grandfather who was born fleeing the Holocaust told me:
      "I don't care what they tell you in school. Hitler was gay"

    • @jakeroberts7435
      @jakeroberts7435 Год назад +7

      My grandma told us we wuz pharaohs and shit

    • @NoName-hi7qo
      @NoName-hi7qo Год назад +2

      AMEN 👏👏👏

  • @omelettttttteeeeeee
    @omelettttttteeeeeee Год назад +3040

    As an American, I'd like to apologize for this. We're not all morons

    • @realdigitalthangka
      @realdigitalthangka Год назад

      No apology needed, we know that. But when US Americans are morons, they are truly the greatest.

    • @fistovuzi
      @fistovuzi Год назад

      unfortunately morons tend to breed like rabbits. so give it a couple of generations and boom. Idiocracy. you may as well start watering your crops with Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator now and get it over with (it has electrolites).

    • @johnnymartinjohansen
      @johnnymartinjohansen Год назад

      No offense, but the only state in the US who isn't run by morons, is Kentucky. They're the only ones (to my knowledge) who have created laws against these woke idiots, in this case the transes. Not saying the US citizens are morons, though - well, unless you're from L.A.

    • @IO-896YT
      @IO-896YT Год назад

      Ur all morons and stupid.

    • @mavsocc
      @mavsocc Год назад +96

      i keep saying that for every nation or religion or some ignorant traditions ...there must be some smart people with common sense or else we will all starve or freeze to death. respect my american fellow

  • @mattkaiser8984
    @mattkaiser8984 Год назад +1561

    “Hitler was an oppressed woman”
    “She fought for the right to vote”
    My God that absolutely killed me. I’m sick, I laughed so hard I almost died coughing. 😂

    • @Nermeen.
      @Nermeen. Год назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @moinmahmud6265
      @moinmahmud6265 Год назад +39

      If he never failed art school

    • @Eskatunna
      @Eskatunna Год назад +81

      "Ms Hitler almost liberated Europe"
      Legendary! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ninjaphil24
      @Ninjaphil24 Год назад +4

      Me too.... that's where I lost it!!

    • @gregorgerzson1767
      @gregorgerzson1767 Год назад

      Good video but I dont understand why the frustrated jewish boy must pushes his antinazi frustration in a parody video. He mocking netflix and doing the same?

  • @collegeman1988
    @collegeman1988 Год назад +714

    I remember my grandfather telling me, “I don’t care what they taught you in school. Hitler had an iPad and subscribed to Netflix, and when he found out what they had done to Cleopatra, he was pissed.”

  • @1776Pundit
    @1776Pundit Год назад +43

    ....and the "they'll betray me as a Palestinian fighting off Jewish 'oppressors'" has aged like a fine Chateau Petrus.

  • @AlbertTheM00SE
    @AlbertTheM00SE Год назад +769

    3:15 "If they could make snow black, they would"
    that killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tkh846
      @tkh846 Год назад +64

      Yet they made SNOW WHITE black.

    • @siramar6127
      @siramar6127 Год назад +70

      ​@@tkh846 A character known for having skin as white as snow. World's gone mad

    • @varoonnone7159
      @varoonnone7159 Год назад +2

      SNL did it

    • @sharkspeare2222
      @sharkspeare2222 Год назад

      ​@@IcyTormentI haven't watched that and I would never want to knowing this,even if it's fiction if they don't follow the original story's elements it's obviously outright attack on White people,like seriously they are just remaking every powerful and influential White figures in history to create doubt and to mislead that stupid group of gullible people who learn only through films and believe everything shown in them with logical brains asleep. These rae cists are doing this to us because they hate that they can't be us it's to destroy our race by erasing our history and civilisation

    • @CitizenMio
      @CitizenMio Год назад +2

      ​@@IcyTormentThx, I haven't seen it yet but now I know I can safely skip that too.

  • @miguela.sepulveda3771
    @miguela.sepulveda3771 Год назад +273

    "Cleopatra depicted as a trans who loves Bud light"- killed me!😂

  • @MN-sj5ow
    @MN-sj5ow Год назад +261

    I remember my grandmother saying to me, "I don't care what they tell you in school, Hitler was Black."

    • @kurtnulf3362
      @kurtnulf3362 Год назад

      And the Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor The cause of why we got into WWI . Makes you wonder what in the future is going to be said about this time ?

    • @etruscancivilization
      @etruscancivilization Год назад

      Your grandmother LIED to you, because HITLER WAS WHITE, and a very stupid racist inferior minded person who could not fathom the fact that Black people had more superior talents than people who looked like him, whether they wore a small or large mustache, FULL BEARD, or just clean shaven. So yes please keep Dumb HITLER, and don't try passing that slug on to the Black race, because he will be strongly REJECTED.

    • @freevard5705
      @freevard5705 Год назад +1

      😂

    • @gideonros2705
      @gideonros2705 Год назад +1

      😂😂OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @reedr7142
    @reedr7142 Год назад +84

    “We’re too evil to be blackwashed.” Nail on head with the woke agenda. Thank you for making this.

  • @newyorkpotioncastle
    @newyorkpotioncastle Год назад +767

    There's a Roman poet named Lucan who was REALLY good friends with Nero who described Cleopatra's tits in a poem as being "snow white". It's the only description I can find that described her skin color. Nero was directly related to Mark Anthony and must've had access to records of their sexual activities and told Lucan. Nero was horndog after all lulz.
    She was white, I trust these sources more than Jada Smith and her Schizophrenic friends.

    • @Ruimas28
      @Ruimas28 Год назад +158

      lol
      Seriously, if she had been black, the romans would have had a field day writing about it.
      Its not like Octavian was not looking for any possible excuse to make her look foreign and scary to romans.
      So if she would have been a different skin colour, boy would they have went to town writing about it EVERYWHERE!
      They might even have invented that she was black if not for the fact that she had been in Rome some time and many people in Rome had actually seen her ;)

    • @newyorkpotioncastle
      @newyorkpotioncastle Год назад

      @Rui Silva it's just so sad and pathetic that people have to make other historical figures a different race because they don't have such epic stories to tell from their own. The story of Cleopatra is very epic indeed, dramatic as hell. That should be no reason to hijack it to validate inflated egos. But there it is.
      I think why they do it is because they're ashamed. Black Americans especially only have a history of being slaves and oppressed by a system. Other than people like MLK there isn't much they can go off. So when they look at Africa it's understandable they'll aim for the top shelf names like Cleopatra to compensate. But... she's not black lol. And people know this. You won't convince them otherwise however what they're trying to do is teach younger generations that she was black because they know people won't look any further than a documentary. And once they establish this, if you try to prove them wrong they will get violent even. That's what I will predict for the future and it's important to set the record straight that she was indeed Greek and white as snow.

    • @Retroist2024
      @Retroist2024 Год назад

      @@Ruimas28 she can't have a different skin color, the Ptolemy dynasty inbreeded.

    • @bluebird3281
      @bluebird3281 Год назад +124

      Then there is the fact that Egypt was under the control of the Ptolemy dynasty since the death of Alexander the great. The Ptolemy's were Macedonian/Greek and intermarried with other Greeks and even close family members. Cleopatra was the last of the Ptolemy's to rule Egypt. Cleopatra is a Greek name. Egypt was ruled for a couple hundred years by Nubia so there are black rulers of Egypt to make movies about. Hollywood is lazy, stupid and dishonest. They want to cash in on Cleopatra's brand recognition while appearing to virtue signal..

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 Год назад +14

      @@bluebird3281
      >Ptolemy
      >white

  • @quickman2663
    @quickman2663 Год назад +300

    "If they could make snow black, they would".

    • @Anasmohamed-dl4in
      @Anasmohamed-dl4in Год назад +23

      Our problem is not that the blacks do not have a great civilization like Egypt and Greece. This does not give them the right to distort the history of Egypt and the Egyptians.

    • @Leo-mj1mt
      @Leo-mj1mt Год назад +17

      **cries in Rachel Zegler Snowhite**

    • @novelkars835
      @novelkars835 Год назад +17

      They already made a black version of snow white called coal black.

    • @giuseppemilazzo2649
      @giuseppemilazzo2649 Год назад

      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @nairaish577
      @nairaish577 Год назад

      Guess you build your homes with snow ? As useless and miserable as the white in skin colour is ,so Is the snow animal

  • @MrEDK1985
    @MrEDK1985 Год назад +161

    Just remember kids: your grandmother isn’t an expert on ancient Egypt.

    • @etruscancivilization
      @etruscancivilization Год назад +2

      Some grandmothers are indeed Experts on ancient Egypt and other parts of Africa, much more expert than lying racist pseudo historical liars who are believed by so many ignorant people. Please listen to your Black grandmother..

  • @philg4116
    @philg4116 Год назад +16

    imagine a torture cell where the walls, floor and ceiling were unbreakable display surfaces running the first five seconds of this continuously.

  • @theimperialist2686
    @theimperialist2686 Год назад +539

    Dolfy is right to be pissed. Cleopatra was Greek, not a dark skinned African.

    • @larochejaquelein3680
      @larochejaquelein3680 Год назад +118

      It‘s so cringe to see a black Sub-Saharan Cleopatra. Egyptians have the same skin colour as Italians and Spaniards, it makes no sense to turn her into a black woman from Central Africa. This misconception that everyone from Africa is black needs to STOP 💀💀💀

    • @theimperialist2686
      @theimperialist2686 Год назад +72

      @@larochejaquelein3680 Exactly. North Africans are more fair skinned than Sub-Saharan Africans. And seeing as Cleopatra was Greek, she should be depicted as a fair skinned person with a Mediterranean skin tone.

    • @shape78-m7k
      @shape78-m7k Год назад +33

      @@larochejaquelein3680 Central Africa? More like Central Harlem. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shape78-m7k
      @shape78-m7k Год назад +12

      @@larochejaquelein3680 Cleopatra has an afro now. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nabilmuhammadsani2827
      @nabilmuhammadsani2827 Год назад +15

      ​@Jack Smith in many ways, yes the Amhara people of Ethiopia are very light skinned, so are the tuaregs and some of the fulani of west Africa. The Khoisan people also are known for their distinct "beige" skin color. Africa is a very diverse continent, but the afro centrist would have you believe everyone was dark skinned black.

  • @mikeschneider3648
    @mikeschneider3648 Год назад +514

    "Don't cry, we're to evil to be blackwashed." LOL couldn't stop laughing on that one.

    • @clivebaxter6354
      @clivebaxter6354 Год назад +34

      True that, bad characters are never cast as black

    • @sharkspeare2222
      @sharkspeare2222 Год назад

      ​@@clivebaxter6354 When it reality they are the ones behind most of the crimes,their high crime rate is unmatched with all the other races,they have no morality or the capacity to be intelligent or hardworking either,living on the backs of White men they despise,the problem is them,moving to White countries and then blaming the White people for their sheer lack of competency,they are better off in their imaginary wakanda

    • @tartaglia.
      @tartaglia. Год назад +18

      @@clivebaxter6354and when the bully happens to be black (cough cough Wednesday), it’s ✨racism✨

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 Год назад +1

      @@clivebaxter6354 No, not black obviously. The Nazis were BROWN!

    • @recration
      @recration Год назад

      somebody explain

  • @eliteteamkiller319
    @eliteteamkiller319 Год назад +455

    I love the "Don't worry, we're too evil to be blackwashed" bit.

    • @erzcav4793
      @erzcav4793 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @dun0790
      @dun0790 Год назад +4

      I nearly choked on my sandwich at that bit 😅 best part

    • @chatteyj
      @chatteyj Год назад +4

      Cancel my netflix subscription

    • @dun0790
      @dun0790 Год назад +1

      @@chatteyj haha if you do that your somehow racist for being angry at a show being racist

    • @samir.xanmuradov
      @samir.xanmuradov Год назад +5

      Hitler's random chick: - Don't worry, we're too evil to be blackwashed...
      Woman King: - Hold my Slaves !

  • @martinfiedler4317
    @martinfiedler4317 Год назад +19

    3:34 NO! Stalin is known as the Red Czar. So, obviously, he was a native North American.

    • @dupplinmuir113
      @dupplinmuir113 5 дней назад +1

      But then again he came from Georgia, so he was actually a Confederate!

  • @matthewdonaldson2662
    @matthewdonaldson2662 Год назад +313

    4:00 As a South African, I laughed my ass off when I heard that. On a more serious note, I find it abysmal that some random guy on the internet using a 4 minute scene from a 2004 movie has a better understanding of history than fucking movie producers/directors who refused to read basic history.

    • @johnkilgallon207
      @johnkilgallon207 Год назад

      I feel you have completely failed to grasp the comedic subtleties of this clip. As a (presumably white) South African, you might be surprised to learn that Hitler is considered in the rest of the world, as having been just a teensy weensy bit racist. With this crucial bit of information now in your possession, hopefully you will be able to work out that the clip is actually poking fun at white racists getting triggered.

    • @RedWaveGraphics
      @RedWaveGraphics Год назад

      Here's the thing... They know they are lying. They know cleopatra was not black. The entire point of all the race/gender swapping of characters and outrageous revision of history is to destroy existing culture so that they can rebuild society as they see fit. They have to sever ties to our history to take control of our future.

    • @dougearnest7590
      @dougearnest7590 Год назад +13

      It might not be that he has a better understanding of history -- maybe he has less of a political agenda.

    • @vercnauwenstudios4142
      @vercnauwenstudios4142 Год назад +2

      This is so true, it seems

    • @markleggett3944
      @markleggett3944 10 дней назад

      Everyone knows that people from Africa are black. The people behind this "historical drama" know full well that Cleopatra was a Ptolemy, but are doing this to stir up division and resentment for political reasons.

  • @CometMedalChavez
    @CometMedalChavez Год назад +476

    “A white person would never get away with portraying Martin Luther King.”
    Ryan Gosling: Are you challenging me?

    • @CompaDeArranke
      @CompaDeArranke Год назад +40

      You mean Robert Downey Jr from "Tropic Thunder"?? 😂😂

    • @danubrahmanta8298
      @danubrahmanta8298 Год назад +24

      ​@@CompaDeArranke i know who i am. I am a dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

    • @Dystopia1111
      @Dystopia1111 Год назад +12

      "I don't read the script, the script reads me."

    • @proudatheist2042
      @proudatheist2042 Год назад +7

      ​@@danubrahmanta8298 what do you mean "you people?"

    • @johnalexander1868
      @johnalexander1868 Год назад

      Have you done your research on Cleopatra ??

  • @ahmedelselly2553
    @ahmedelselly2553 Год назад +1558

    As an Egyptian, I'm happy that I see world wide is fighting for our true history. Thank you so much.

    • @nessus47
      @nessus47 Год назад +91

      You're welcome. Most of us don't like lies either. Stand proud Egypt, for YOUR history.

    • @MoonScythe1
      @MoonScythe1 Год назад

      Absolutely. Most of us Americans don't buy into this bullshit. We're all sick and tired of this woke nonsense. Just ask Bud Light how they're doing.

    • @johnmcgill3603
      @johnmcgill3603 Год назад

      Invite these Hollywood clowns into Egypt to learn real history. Then seal them inside the pyramids.

    • @Cjephunneh
      @Cjephunneh Год назад +11

      يا ابنى كليوباترا كانت بطلمية يونانية مش مصرية و مالهاش اى انجازات فى حياتها غير انت ست لا مؤاخذة بتبيع نفسها لاى حد معاه سلاح او فلوس. بصراحة معرفتها اصلا ما تشرفش . انت بتدافع عن ايه اصلا؟

    • @AnimalisMD
      @AnimalisMD Год назад +54

      You're welcome. Most civilized people of the world support and honor the true culture and history of Egypt. Regards from the USA!❤

  • @lucaspettersen6935
    @lucaspettersen6935 9 месяцев назад +5

    4:14 "Drag queen Cleopatra created a more inclusive atmosphere in Egypt"

  • @andre.mateus
    @andre.mateus Год назад +854

    These Hitler reacts are becoming more and more like truth bombs than parodies. Still funny 😅

    • @ARTSONICFAN990
      @ARTSONICFAN990 Год назад +25

      Facts.

    • @SheonEver
      @SheonEver Год назад +35

      Great comedy is rooted in tragedy.

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore Год назад +18

      Wait till you find out about Hitler himself..

    • @jimcameron6803
      @jimcameron6803 Год назад +25

      When the guy making the good points is Hitler, you know you live in the weirdest of times.

    • @teenahweenah2608
      @teenahweenah2608 Год назад

      The people in this parody have dark hair, and dark eyes. Hitler's master race were Nordic: blond hair, blue eyes, and lily white skin.

  • @GhysahlGreens
    @GhysahlGreens Год назад +341

    More true than funny. 'I don't care what they tell you in school: Cleopatra was black' to me is a hair-raising quote. I'm surprised the makers even included something as obnoxious and revealing as that.

    • @Berstalin
      @Berstalin Год назад +19

      They dont care cause they know they will get away with it.

    • @daswede3064
      @daswede3064 Год назад

      This proves that the older you getr the more stupid you become

    • @chatteyj
      @chatteyj Год назад +1

      Shit I found it funny.

    • @kromenfolie543
      @kromenfolie543 Год назад +11

      That's awfull (and true) but it's true for all this woke culture. They don't mind what facts and science say, it only matter what they want or feel.

    • @glynphelps9027
      @glynphelps9027 Год назад +7

      I don’t care what they tell you hitler was a Jewish rabbi how believed in equality for all

  • @NCC-0000
    @NCC-0000 Год назад +394

    I don't understand why after so many memes, awful decisions and questionable shows, Netflix hasn't disappeared from the streaming platforms war.

    • @theglanconer6463
      @theglanconer6463 Год назад +43

      Mainly because the rest are just as bad (with the possible exception of HBO) and Disney even worse.

    • @CYB3R2K
      @CYB3R2K Год назад +11

      Because believe it or not majority don't care about the changes. Moms will watch it like a soap opera and love it

    • @foodforafrica509
      @foodforafrica509 Год назад +6

      Just saying, amazon prime is cheaper, and doesn't shove that kind of bullshit down my throat also you can share your password

    • @MTH57
      @MTH57 Год назад +34

      @@foodforafrica509
      Bezzos : *laughing in Ring of Powers*

    • @mbsfaridi
      @mbsfaridi Год назад

      @@MTH57 Amazing nobody liked thumbs up'ed your comment.

  • @minefoxc4015
    @minefoxc4015 Год назад +24

    My grandma told me "I don't care what they teach you in school, Alexander the Great was a woman pretending to be a man".
    Not even joking on this one.

  • @magnushorus5670
    @magnushorus5670 Год назад +379

    That was better written than anything netflix has ever shat out

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir Год назад +15

      Chat GPT can write better series and documentaries than Netflix.

    • @adeleinetheartist8267
      @adeleinetheartist8267 Год назад +2

      Okay, Netflix is bad.

    • @arnoldschwarzenigga2268
      @arnoldschwarzenigga2268 Год назад

      Shat out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

    • @giorgosx5838
      @giorgosx5838 Год назад

      ​@jacksmith6015Everyone would be ok with it had it not been labeled as a documentary

    • @zamar2158
      @zamar2158 Год назад +2

      ​@jacksmith6015 she is african, just not black African. North africans are not black.
      Just like gandhi (indian) and golda Meyer (israeli) are both Asian but can't be portrayed by Jackie Chan (chinese) who is also Asian.
      If you are using the word african to depict people of the continent- fine. If you are using it with the american meaning (black) you are wrong.

  • @davidogundipe808
    @davidogundipe808 Год назад +312

    Hitler's reaction is our reaction.

    • @larochejaquelein3680
      @larochejaquelein3680 Год назад +25

      It‘s so cringe to see a black Sub-Saharan Cleopatra. Egyptians have the same skin colour as Italians and Spaniards, it makes no sense to turn her into a black woman from Central Africa. This misconception that everyone from Africa is black needs to STOP

    • @davidogundipe808
      @davidogundipe808 Год назад +6

      @@larochejaquelein3680 ☠️ due to mixing though. Just like some of them are Arab looking and other things.

    • @vickieharris3850
      @vickieharris3850 Год назад

      @@larochejaquelein3680 shut it racist

    • @raisofahri5797
      @raisofahri5797 Год назад +4

      @@davidogundipe808 eh Egyptian before arab came also light skinned not black

    • @davidogundipe808
      @davidogundipe808 Год назад +1

      @@raisofahri5797 smh 🤨😤😑😱

  • @alexgaelsotorodriguez3870
    @alexgaelsotorodriguez3870 Год назад +133

    "I am ISIS"
    - Black Cleopatra, 2023

    • @SomeWeirdNinjaToon
      @SomeWeirdNinjaToon Год назад +26

      Netflix: "We need a documentary about black queens, got any idea ?"
      One netflix intellectual named Jimmy: "Well, we can't have Egypt because the people don't really know about the 25th dynasty, so we can go with the African kingdoms that are below Sahara and that had a great civilization people might like discovering and- "
      Jada: "Cleopatra"
      Netflix: "Deal, you are a genius Jada."
      Jimmy: "wha- huh- Wha- bruh- But she wasn't black..."

    • @Arnos-jt4qn
      @Arnos-jt4qn Год назад +22

      @@SomeWeirdNinjaToon Netflix: so? We’ll just have one random grandma said Cleopatra was black problem solve

    • @xander5502
      @xander5502 Год назад +1

      ​@@SomeWeirdNinjaToon black don't have queen,,now they claim queen of sheba was black

    • @SomeWeirdNinjaToon
      @SomeWeirdNinjaToon Год назад

      @@xander5502 another reason to do research and put light on real black queens rather than create them.
      I didn't know people tried to make queen of Sheba black, to be honest, I'm not well versed on hebraic biblical figures. I just knew she existed to be honest

    • @xander5502
      @xander5502 Год назад

      @@SomeWeirdNinjaToon ruclips.net/video/WMQGRx1yHoM/видео.html

  • @crassusmaximus5879
    @crassusmaximus5879 Год назад +160

    As a German it's hard, because I understand what Hitler is talking, but it's a masterpiece

    • @ЯковН-ю9х
      @ЯковН-ю9х Год назад +9

      too evil to be blackwashed, we get it bro 😂

    • @christina7215
      @christina7215 Год назад

      He wasn't evil at all. Everything you think you know of him... is Jewish propaganda... Jews are the ones blackwashing European characters. Not Germans.

    • @banedon8087
      @banedon8087 Год назад +8

      Try muting it. You can still read the subtitles without the distraction of hearing what he was actually saying.

    • @alessandroher09
      @alessandroher09 Год назад

      Movie name?

    • @chaostade4087
      @chaostade4087 Год назад +4

      haha yeah, it ruins it for you every time. But for someone that doesn't understand is very funny.

  • @chad6815
    @chad6815 Год назад +176

    "Saying that Cleopatra is a black woman is like saying Jada pinkett smith is a loving faithful wife." 😂😂😂

    • @tobeyparker3459
      @tobeyparker3459 Год назад +8

      Will Smith: KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio Год назад +3

      @@tobeyparker3459 make me!

    • @TheRetroManRandySavage
      @TheRetroManRandySavage Год назад +4

      @jacksmith6015 if Cleopatra was African, then I'm a Martian.😂

    • @MaxCanonStunner
      @MaxCanonStunner Год назад

      ​@@tobeyparker3459
      Hitler: I missed the part where that's my problem.

    • @etruscancivilization
      @etruscancivilization Год назад

      @Chad Do you know Mrs. Smith, and will you ever meet her, which I doubt????

  • @frankdrebin3988
    @frankdrebin3988 Год назад +367

    This actually reminds me of 1984; rewriting the History.

    • @justanothercomment416
      @justanothercomment416 Год назад +3

      "Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And that process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right."

    • @justanothercomment416
      @justanothercomment416 Год назад +67

      "The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history."

    • @IcePhysicsGaming
      @IcePhysicsGaming Год назад

      That's just it. We quickly notice revisionism because we're all interconnected through the internet and cross reference almost as soon as the information is public. But revisionism of the past and propaganda of the present has been the historical norm for as long as history. It's kind of scary to think that the liars are this blatant when they can hardly get away with it because it makes you think of how bad it must have been in the past.
      Of course, there are arguments that this modernity created a situation where the media has to exaggerate in order to literally compete with the truth that direct evidence social media can bring, but I'm still even more suspicious of the past peoples in the equivalent media positions who could gain untold influence by being the only ones to report on a fact. Imagine having that power and it not getting to you.

    • @zadaofficial8091
      @zadaofficial8091 Год назад

      @@justanothercomment416 Says the one whose ancestors are from West sub-Saharan Africa and is trying to appropriate Egyptian & Greek history, thousands of miles away.... The entire sane & educated world is laughing at you right now....

    • @flowrepins6663
      @flowrepins6663 Год назад +2

      ​@@justanothercomment416 the date is2030

  • @leebermeister
    @leebermeister Год назад +75

    “Don’t cry. We’re too evil to be blackwashed”. 😂😂😂

    • @thecaynuck
      @thecaynuck Год назад

      What's funny is people have already been claiming Christopher Columbus was black. While Columbus isn't inherently "evil," what he did or allowed regarding the people of the Americas is frowned upon, so weird that people would be claiming such a controversial figure to be black and claim him as their own.

  • @kf160k160
    @kf160k160 Год назад +280

    Those walk out with cancelled subscription had me dead. That scene even more factually correct than the entire Cleopatra "documentary".🤣

    • @robogreek3157
      @robogreek3157 Год назад +7

      DONT WORRT WE ARE FAR TO EVIL TO BLACKWASH. 😂😂😂

  • @su1cidalpandah703
    @su1cidalpandah703 Год назад +219

    ""Imagine a Netflix documentary about us. Hitler was an oppressed woman" 😂😂😂 I died at that part.

  • @princesscharis
    @princesscharis Год назад +239

    "Don't cry, we're to evil too be blackwashed". OMG I cannot stop laughing.... genius, this is absolutely genius, thank you for this video!

    • @giuseppemilazzo2649
      @giuseppemilazzo2649 Год назад +2

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @TennSingtsuan9697
      @TennSingtsuan9697 Год назад +8

      Challenge accepted。 If they could turn Margaret Sanger into a modern-day icon. What else is impossible for them?

    • @kazileon1994
      @kazileon1994 Год назад +3

      That was the best quote lol 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @princesscharis
      @princesscharis Год назад +1

      @@TennSingtsuan9697 Caligula,
      Philo of Alexandria and Seneca the Younger, contemporaries of Caligula, describe him as an insane emperor who was self-absorbed and short-tempered, killed on a whim, and indulged in too much spending and sex.[108] He is accused of sleeping with other men's wives and bragging about it,[109] killing for mere amusement,[110] deliberately wasting money on his bridge, causing starvation,[57] and wanting a statue of himself in the Temple of Jerusalem for his worship.[104] Once, at some games at which he was presiding, he was said to have ordered his guards to throw an entire section of the audience into the arena during the intermission to be eaten by the wild beasts because there were no prisoners to be used and he was bored.
      lol

  • @Qeiji
    @Qeiji Год назад +27

    "one day Netflix will portray me as a Palestinian fighting against Israeli oppression"
    Holly 😂😂 I died at that part

  • @TheMalfean
    @TheMalfean Год назад +343

    As a historian, I can state with absolute conviction that Cleopatra was not black. She was Macedonian, and a direct descendant of General Ptolemy, who'd served and rode with Alexander the Great. Also Macedonian. To add fuel to my claim, it is also a point of historical fact that the Ptolemy's liked to 'keep it in the family'. That's historian code for Incest. She was not likely to have been particularly physically beautiful, but almost every known historical record about her indicates she was exceptionally brilliant, probably one of the most intelligent women in the world at that time. She was also totally ruthless, considering she had almost all of her siblings murdered. To claim that she was black is, to be honest, rather insulting to not only Egyptians, but to just about everyone who knows anything about ancient Rome or Egypt. It would rather be like suggesting that claiming that Mansa Musa was not African, but really a man of Middle Eastern or Indian origin. Yes... that absurd.

    • @cyclops-king-crap-music-videos
      @cyclops-king-crap-music-videos Год назад +1

      youre talking about a nationaity..this is about color

    • @Retroist2024
      @Retroist2024 Год назад

      How is inbreeding gave her high intelligence? That's not biological!

    • @konosmgr
      @konosmgr Год назад +36

      @@cyclops-king-crap-music-videos In ancient city states/empires skin colour and nationality were close knit ideas, how many black plebs/politicians do you think existed in Rome in 50bc?

    • @cyclops-king-crap-music-videos
      @cyclops-king-crap-music-videos Год назад

      @@konosmgr thats right..Were..if you understand,there are Black Greeks Black Jews Black Canadians Black Japanese White Trinidadians,well i can go on but ill hog the page..race-color,nationality--country..religion-faith

    • @konosmgr
      @konosmgr Год назад

      @@cyclops-king-crap-music-videos What's your point? Cleopatra wasn't black and this is just rewriting history, it's like some dumbass writer decided that a zulu king was white.

  • @nelltheretrogamer
    @nelltheretrogamer Год назад +59

    What Netflix did here is cultural appropriation. They took Cleopatra and present her in a way that THEY want to see her. They didn't bother asking the Egyptians' opinion, even though Cleopatra is part of their history.

    • @markleggett3944
      @markleggett3944 10 дней назад

      Would everyone be fine with a movie about Martin Luther King that was played by a Caucasian and marketed as a historical drama?

  • @phillipsmith4501
    @phillipsmith4501 Год назад +115

    Cleopatra was definately from a Greek line , you can't change history .

    • @jsjs2340
      @jsjs2340 Год назад +8

      tell it to blacks)))))))))

    • @mr.s2005
      @mr.s2005 Год назад

      well Macedonian to be exact.

    • @jsjs2340
      @jsjs2340 Год назад +4

      @@mr.s2005 well, not black to be exact

    • @retsukaioh4571
      @retsukaioh4571 Год назад

      Cant change history, really?, have you talked with a black american about slavery, they think white mans were safari hunting blacks in Africa, they dont know and dont believe when you tell them that the slaves were bought from black african slavers, even with all the evidence that say so, here you have a lot of plp that say Cleopatra was black even when all evidence point she was mediterranean, History is Written by Victors if the left win the culture war is hello palestinian female Dolfi.

    • @marioncobretti2353
      @marioncobretti2353 Год назад +19

      @@mr.s2005 Macedonians are Greek to be exact

  • @AfaqueAhmed_
    @AfaqueAhmed_ Год назад +60

    This was greater than the pain of getting rejected at art school

    • @giantlobsterboy644
      @giantlobsterboy644 Год назад +4

      Ha! I did that. I wore a Trump mask during mandatory masking. The other art students ignored me. It was a lonely semester.

    • @christinekrout4527
      @christinekrout4527 Год назад

      you don't need art school to be a great artist! please do not give up on your dreams or yourself EVER!

    • @southernpride2003
      @southernpride2003 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@christinekrout4527 you missed the joke

    • @Rajna-t5z
      @Rajna-t5z 4 месяца назад

      ​@@giantlobsterboy644Based

  • @MousePotato
    @MousePotato Год назад +213

    Yes, she was Greek and not all Africans are black. The Northern African countries mainly had lighter skins.

    • @stdesy
      @stdesy Год назад +17

      They still do

    • @MousePotato
      @MousePotato Год назад +5

      @@stdesy You're right, I was going to change that but didn't want that nasty edited sign next to it :D

    • @GeneralHeavy
      @GeneralHeavy Год назад +3

      She was born in Egypt but has greek ancestry.

    • @Anasmohamed-dl4in
      @Anasmohamed-dl4in Год назад +18

      ​@@GeneralHeavy Our problem is not that the blacks do not have a great civilization like Egypt and Greece. This does not give them the right to distort the history of Egypt and the Egyptians.

    • @wazzup233
      @wazzup233 Год назад +14

      Fun Fact:. There was a Nubian queen who ruled the Ancient Egypt before and she was black and her country is on the present day Sudan which is a black country.

  • @chrisajokinen
    @chrisajokinen Год назад +245

    What gets me about the whole thing is that Cleopatra is a very well documented woman with a huge amount of material showing what she looked like. Way to stick your head in the sand JPS!

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 Год назад

      Wait, do they have paintings of her

    • @eduardochavacano
      @eduardochavacano Год назад +16

      It would have been more realistic if they just said Cleopatra was a gay black man who like to cross dress. After all Cleopatra was always a gay icon. She just cant be a black gurl. Dennis Rodman is more Cleopatra than that actress jn the Mockumentary.

    • @DanteKenchi
      @DanteKenchi Год назад

      @@nosuchthing8 neh, after her death Augustus had her 'canceled', erased from history, evrything about her was destroyed, well most of her,
      only +200 years later some Roman historian re-invinted her, some even say she was just a mythological figure, who's origin is debated.
      did she existed? probly. Was she exactly how they portray her? Highly unlikely. Just inflated by stories in ancient time and juiced over by modern Hollywood.

    • @lmahu6627
      @lmahu6627 Год назад +8

      ​​​@@nosuchthing8 There is a portrait of her from 1 AD, found at Herculaneum. In it, she had red or light brown hair and fair skin.

    • @TheErockaustin
      @TheErockaustin Год назад +11

      @@nosuchthing8 When she was in Rome from 46-44 BC, numerous sculptors made busts of her... and the Romans made very accurate busts. They all share common features, such as her hair, nose, etc. Based on those busts, she clearly had very Greek features.

  • @mariasophia383
    @mariasophia383 Год назад +212

    as a north African Berber woman I thank you for this AFROCENTRISM is so cruel,violent and relentless in their AGENDA OF CLAIMING ALL NON BLACK CIVILIZATIONS AS THEIR OWN ,than you for EXPRESSING OUR FRUSTRATION TOO 🤗❤️

    • @richardobiekwe9437
      @richardobiekwe9437 Год назад +1

      Violent, have they started dropping bombs?

    • @mariasophia383
      @mariasophia383 Год назад

      @@richardobiekwe9437 10 black women have killed an Egyptian woman for wearing an ankh,and yes there is MILLIONS of black illegal afrocentrists to north Africans countries including my own & they r vowing to eliminate ALL white ppl in it calling them INVADERS 🧐🤨 have you seen the north Africans news lately? It's an invasion they've killed many white ppl already and remove Tunisian citizens from their houses raped many women SO YES AFROCENTRISM AGENDA IS VIOLENT & DEADLY

    • @jean-louispech4921
      @jean-louispech4921 Год назад +9

      ​@@richardobiekwe9437
      Symbolic violence

    • @Spanish_Patriot
      @Spanish_Patriot Год назад +7

      @@richardobiekwe9437 Take a look at Sudan...

    • @Hatem_M1
      @Hatem_M1 Год назад

      @@richardobiekwe9437 Multiple hate crimes and attacks happened from Africans against Egyptians citing them as white or arab black invaders who are stealing black people's history....This pseudo science that Afrocentrism is promoting is definitely promoting violence and hate, such a shame coming from a group that faced discrimination and violence for a long time
      Imagine being attacked for simply holding on to your true history against fabricated lies

  • @Vesnicie
    @Vesnicie 10 месяцев назад +8

    I appreciate how the German for "it's over" is matched with "Netflix". Right on!

  • @traceya9615
    @traceya9615 Год назад +202

    Outstanding work as ever. Devastatingly satirical: HRP is peerless at the moment. The Netflix excerpts look like a spoof.

    • @Anasmohamed-dl4in
      @Anasmohamed-dl4in Год назад +3

      Our problem is not that the blacks do not have a great civilization like Egypt and Greece. This does not give them the right to distort the history of Egypt and the Egyptians.

  • @OOTurok
    @OOTurok Год назад +119

    This parody will never get old, no matter how many versions are made.

  • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
    @thecircleoft.e.d2121 Год назад +86

    This is so stupid that even the Egyptians are pissed off about such a blatant lie.

    • @mariasophia383
      @mariasophia383 Год назад

      All us north African are pissed off AFROCENTRISM AGENDA wants to replace and claim all ancient civilizations as black people's civilizations #blackwasing

    • @justhair17
      @justhair17 Год назад +14

      Of course they are, its their history. And Egyptians are still not black

    • @richardobiekwe9437
      @richardobiekwe9437 Год назад

      @@justhair17 Then those in south Egypt and parts of the north are what, black ghosts?

    • @brianwashedhunter1150
      @brianwashedhunter1150 Год назад +6

      ​@@richardobiekwe9437
      I live in the south
      We don't look like African Americans at all
      Even my father who is very dark skinned is sooooo different from African Americans
      You know both English and Japanese are white skin but soo different
      Thats my father "English for example" and typical black American like kevin heart "japanese"
      Or Iranian and japanese
      Both are white skinned
      But nether are white people
      But in aswan "Egypt darkest city" we have very lite people my grandma is from a very very old tribe and she is white
      We aren't sub Saharan we are different as much as Chinese and Indians

    • @brianwashedhunter1150
      @brianwashedhunter1150 Год назад

      We aren't negros

  • @GustavoGplay
    @GustavoGplay Год назад +12

    Netflix managed to insult every Egyptian, Greek, Italian and Romaboo in existence with 4 hours of audio-visual crap

    • @markleggett3944
      @markleggett3944 10 дней назад

      These "movies" are geared towards the uneducated viewers who know little about history and are quick to believe that these politically motivated revisions are factual and that the other versions of the Cleopatra story were the handiwork of the "white man" who wishes to suppress the real truth of black prominence in history. This is just another example of activists trying to incite division and racist feelings in society.

  • @destroyer0685
    @destroyer0685 Год назад +83

    1st off, I was surprised this made it past the you tube censors.
    2nd, I am glad I canceled my Netflix subscription.
    3rd. This was well done by Dolfy and the gang. Sometimes, one must repeat the obvious over and over.

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop Год назад +18

    I love how they disabled comments on the trailer, just proves they can't take the criticism

  • @Tenchi707
    @Tenchi707 Год назад +130

    This is an absolute MASTERPIECE. It says everything that needs to be said. It's brilliant.

  • @michaelmisczuk1188
    @michaelmisczuk1188 Год назад +52

    Overall, devastating. And, my face hurts from laughing. Count it as a masterpiece. I haven't laughed so hard in months.

  • @kennyrester1032
    @kennyrester1032 Год назад +129

    They really have some good actors in this cast. The guy playing Hitler he is incredible.

    • @baz3575
      @baz3575 Год назад +34

      Bruno Ganz was a master actor, bless his soul.

    • @allseeingotto2912
      @allseeingotto2912 Год назад +10

      This was from the film Downfall if you didn’t know already? .

    • @kennyrester1032
      @kennyrester1032 Год назад +5

      @@allseeingotto2912
      I didn't know that. Thank you for that information.

    • @kennyrester1032
      @kennyrester1032 Год назад +10

      @@baz3575
      Yes he was incredible. All the other actors are also fantastic.

    • @stephaniesidon
      @stephaniesidon Год назад +2

      I think he is massively overacting and from old tapes we know that H. spoke differently when he was not on TV or radio. It's acting for a popcorn audience that would be disappointed if the H. actor would not act like the cliché they expected.

  • @sudimara7731
    @sudimara7731 Год назад +13

    1:34 I remember my grandmother say to me "I dont care what they tell you in school, Hitler have the best reaction to a dumb movie trailer"

  • @thesinginghiker7518
    @thesinginghiker7518 Год назад +40

    "they made this documentary based on some granny" omg there are so many hilarious punclines lolz

    • @selmahare
      @selmahare Год назад

      hahaha "Some random granny". But the absolute insanity is that that's exactly what happened lol The world has officially gone totally nuts! Tf 😂

  • @hafizzhh4655
    @hafizzhh4655 Год назад +10

    I love how in every hitler parodies stalin part is still always "stalin"

  • @emimon2351
    @emimon2351 Год назад +67

    The disgusting narcissism, on top of the ridiculous historical inaccuracies, is through the roof with this show. But it's no surprise when you see who's behind it. I feel you, Uncle Dolfi.

    • @JanoTuotanto
      @JanoTuotanto Год назад +6

      Uncle Dolfi's Cabin ?
      no matter what they teach you at school , Kanye West's grandpa told ...

    • @swissmilitischristilxxii3691
      @swissmilitischristilxxii3691 Год назад +1

      St. Thomas Aquinas called them the princes of lies, the Christ k1lla.

  • @Shutupsitdownrelax
    @Shutupsitdownrelax Год назад +52

    0:26 bormann cleaning his sweat after seeing the executive producers name is just perfect 😂😂👌👌

  • @nemesis8664
    @nemesis8664 Год назад +31

    Yup, Cleo was Greek. They are some coins out there with her face on them, Greek coins. Her famous nose was another distinctive feature of greek people. Netflix once again is messing things up, like my english as an example.

    • @SpartanLeonidas1821
      @SpartanLeonidas1821 Год назад

      Also the Distinctive Hellenic Hairstyle & Hellenic Diadem she is portrayed wearing 🇬🇷👍

    • @markleggett3944
      @markleggett3944 10 дней назад

      This was intentional, not a mistake. This movie was made to push a political agenda.

  • @briantaylor8639
    @briantaylor8639 Год назад +22

    This is the most historically accurate Hitler parody of all time

  • @alonsocovarrubias5227
    @alonsocovarrubias5227 Год назад +51

    Still waiting on netflix's black hitler after this

    • @commandere2475
      @commandere2475 Год назад +12

      I mean, Kanye West is still around, so they at least have someone to play him.

    • @B-A-L
      @B-A-L Год назад +2

      Will and Jada are waiting for the phone call right now!

  • @prestonwilliams7277
    @prestonwilliams7277 Год назад +159

    Cleopatra was also not the nicest person. She was very infamous for her lusty behavior which is why Dante Aligerhi put her in the lust level of hell, and she also did many other things that made her a not so good ruler.

    • @teddyjackson1902
      @teddyjackson1902 Год назад

      Yeah whatever. Netflix is intentionally distorting history to service political narratives for current year effect. It’s absolutely offensive to anyone who knows the history to call this a “documentary” in any sense of the word.

    • @jamesdragonforce
      @jamesdragonforce Год назад +8

      Dante isn’t credible history dude.

    • @wachtel6552
      @wachtel6552 Год назад +22

      Lusty behavior is the least bad thing she comitted, didn't she tried to get her sister killed ?

    • @transylvanian8437
      @transylvanian8437 Год назад +22

      @@wachtel6552 no trying, she did that, and her brother husband to make his son as her co-ruler.

    • @yosefvonhansom2921
      @yosefvonhansom2921 Год назад +13

      @@jamesdragonforce It's more like Cleopatra's lusty side is so well-known even Dante made a reference to it

  • @valenciasainz
    @valenciasainz Год назад +61

    "I don't care what they teach you in school... Cleopatra was black."
    - real quote from makers.

  • @leburger5160
    @leburger5160 3 месяца назад +3

    This is gold. The "don't worry, we're too evil to blackwash" floored me. My dog thought I was dying...

  • @yourroyalchungusness
    @yourroyalchungusness Год назад +50

    The fact that Hitler isn't unhinged while watching the trailer truly surprised me

    • @vickieharris3850
      @vickieharris3850 Год назад

      Hitler been dead 80 some thing years..idiot..what are you..12?

  • @benjaminthibieroz4155
    @benjaminthibieroz4155 Год назад +77

    Of course Cleopatra is portrayed as a superior warrior that needs to tell at each sentence that she's powerful and a godess... girlboss again. Even in "documentary" they can't go beyond this wicked archetype of theirs.

    • @maearcher4721
      @maearcher4721 Год назад +6

      Yeah, it wasn't funny with Spanish Princess and how horribly it portrayed Catherine of Aragon and it isn't funny with Cleopatra. Whetever it is tv show or documentary you cannot trust either to be keeping to the facts or go with most probable course of events.

    • @WildMen4444
      @WildMen4444 Год назад +4

      To be fair, Cleopatra was worshipped as a living Goddess and She actively encouraged this. It's not really out of character. The show will still probably suck though

    • @HDSPKSRecords-gi1ob
      @HDSPKSRecords-gi1ob Год назад +5

      @@WildMen4444 The show also makes her look better by claiming Mark Anthony was a wimpy failure and Caesar took on board everything Cleopatra said. Cleo also Mary Sues like Rey Palpatine, outskilling men at swordplay etc.
      Not just revisionist blackwashing propaganda, it's feminist revisionist blackwashing propaganda.

    • @puneetmishra4726
      @puneetmishra4726 Год назад

      ​@@HDSPKSRecords-gi1ob Caesar definitely simped for Cleopatra but still he was THE Caesar. Even while asleep he was taller than most men.

    • @markleggett3944
      @markleggett3944 10 дней назад

      "There is no Rome without Egypt"! I seem to recall that Rome made Egypt part of their empire. But of course, that goes against the political statement they are trying to push.

  • @downeastern1
    @downeastern1 Год назад +4

    Kanye West says, I don’t care what they tell you in schools, Hitler was black…. I’m dead. Lol

  • @cesarloncomilla5934
    @cesarloncomilla5934 Год назад +10

    Cleopatra: there is no rome without Egypt.
    Rome: shut up vassal...

  • @flyingrancidm00nfish7
    @flyingrancidm00nfish7 Год назад +89

    I suppose for this Cleopatra they are going to conveniently forget all the slavery her kingdom was responsible for since she was such an empowering figure for women.

    • @losangeleslakers1650
      @losangeleslakers1650 Год назад +13

      Of course they will. They are women.

    • @blackmanssss
      @blackmanssss Год назад +9

      And now black !

    • @mr.s2005
      @mr.s2005 Год назад

      just like they conveniently forgot how their "empowering figures" in the Woman King were heavily invested in the slave trade and fought Europeans to keep the slave trade going......and were completely destroyed in a very one-sided fight with French soldiers

    • @davidprietogomez7254
      @davidprietogomez7254 Год назад

      This Black cleopatra has been part of the fantasy and fetish of the black american supremacists for decades. Now we see where the inspiration comes from.

    • @B-A-L
      @B-A-L Год назад

      Nah, they'll just make all the slaves black.

  • @brantnuttall
    @brantnuttall Год назад +63

    3:59 this line absolutely killed me.

  • @recration
    @recration Год назад +8

    This was hands down one of the best laughs I've had in a while. THANK YOU! Its so true and accurate, it feels good to know that not everybody has gone insane. You're a legend, OP.

  • @napoleon32
    @napoleon32 Год назад +43

    I mean, Channel 5 had the nerve to give us black Anne Boleyn.

    • @paulcrisp9861
      @paulcrisp9861 Год назад +5

      Thank goodness they didn't make joan of arc black aswell , she was white European as we know it now. 🙄🙄😅🤣

    • @cobbler9113
      @cobbler9113 Год назад +14

      @@paulcrisp9861 I think if a UK or American studio/TV channel tried that, France would declare war almost immediately 😄

    • @Rhyskendall8
      @Rhyskendall8 Год назад +4

      @@cobbler9113 then immediately surrender?

    • @cobbler9113
      @cobbler9113 Год назад +8

      @@Rhyskendall8 Invoke Joan of Arc and the French turn into rabid madmen so I doubt it.

    • @Rhyskendall8
      @Rhyskendall8 Год назад +4

      @@cobbler9113 shame nobody did that during WW2 then

  • @valenciasainz
    @valenciasainz Год назад +29

    Imagine the outrage, destruction from BLM riots if they made a docu series about MLK and starred Tom Hardy as lead.

    • @IDKGaming7190
      @IDKGaming7190 Год назад +1

      Again if they wanted to do a show about a cool African Empire Mali would have been a better choice.
      Not saying Egypt is not cool but the way they are blackwashing it makes it not very watchable.

    • @markleggett3944
      @markleggett3944 10 дней назад

      The whole purpose of these types of revised historical dramas is to cause division and strife in society.

  • @arrowghost
    @arrowghost Год назад +7

    Everything needs to black, seriously, blackwash here and there, the Little Mermaid, black Tinkerbell in Peter Pan, and now this. Disgraceful indeed.

  • @katarhall3047
    @katarhall3047 Год назад +11

    3:05.....I fell out of my chair laughing.

  • @Ahmediss
    @Ahmediss Год назад +20

    I saw Jada Smith as a producer and I knew at that exact moment it was going to be controversial and same old bulls#$t shoving down our throats

  • @rogerramjet5302
    @rogerramjet5302 Год назад +97

    I wouldn't want be around when Dolfy finds out about the Netflix Downfall sequel where he is played by Dylan Mulvaney.......

    • @p70581
      @p70581 Год назад +21

      ROGER! YOU WERE SUPP0SED TO KEEP THAT A SECRET!

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir Год назад +5

      Is Morgan Freeman available for the role?

    • @odairbonfim
      @odairbonfim Год назад +5

      @@Lonovavir What about Samuel L. Jackson? "That was a f***ing order, you motherf***ers!"

    • @justhair17
      @justhair17 Год назад +2

      @@odairbonfim Tbh, I would fucking watch that

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 Год назад +1

      "All those wearing high heels and flawless mascara please leave the room..."

  • @peterkassner3552
    @peterkassner3552 Год назад +365

    OK, normally I watch these Dolfy videos for a bit of comedy or satire.... didn't expect to see an actual documentary. No satire in this one... just the cold blooded facts and truth. Spot on.... sadly.

    • @Anasmohamed-dl4in
      @Anasmohamed-dl4in Год назад +10

      Our problem is not that the blacks do not have a great civilization like Egypt and Greece. This does not give them the right to distort the history of Egypt and the Egyptians.

    • @uap24
      @uap24 Год назад +12

      This channel is more historically accurate than whatever this movie is about.

    • @maxfort6165
      @maxfort6165 Год назад +1

      ​@@Anasmohamed-dl4in *mansa musaraises his eyebrows

    • @Anasmohamed-dl4in
      @Anasmohamed-dl4in Год назад +1

      @@maxfort6165 😂😂

    • @maozedong8370
      @maozedong8370 Год назад

      @@Anasmohamed-dl4in Hello Anasmohamed, I see you all over the comments. You must be pretty angry about the race swap huh? It is ridiculous that they do this just for political agendas and in doing so, falsify the histories of other nations. They don't care. These people don't even understand that not all Africans are black in appearance. Even in the US, there is a ton of variety of skin tones among African descended Americans so from wherever this nonsense came from, I have no clue.

  • @hitlerrantsparodies
    @hitlerrantsparodies  Год назад +46

    I'm waiting for Netflix to do the same to Hitler. 😆
    Patreon: www.patreon.com/hitlerrantsparodies
    Discord: discord.gg/hitlerrantsparodies
    Twitter: twitter.com/HRP_Parodies

    • @yousam3821
      @yousam3821 Год назад +2

      By the way, Egyptians already made a trend with memes and posters of Netflix making Black Elon Musk, Black LGBT woman Hitler, Black Zelenisky, and others. 😂😂😂😂
      I can send you the photos if you want to check it out.

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir Год назад

      Same here, for bonus points make all SS troops black as well.

  • @joshuaokoro-sokoh2993
    @joshuaokoro-sokoh2993 Год назад +19

    When even one of the most evil men In all of history calls your BS that's how you know you dropped the ball 😂

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 Год назад +37

    Produced by Jada Pinkett Smith is all you need to know, 😂😂😂

    • @kurtnulf3362
      @kurtnulf3362 Год назад +3

      And if you don`t like it she will have her husband slap the crap out of you

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 Год назад +2

      @@kurtnulf3362 you mean slap you like a junior high girl 😂😂😂.

  • @성이름-e2d9c
    @성이름-e2d9c Год назад +19

    I will seriously cancel the subscription of Netflix.

  • @higgydufrane
    @higgydufrane Год назад +32

    This was an exquisite example of skillful editing. The looks they chose, were just perfect.

  • @amirrashidan3047
    @amirrashidan3047 2 месяца назад +4

    3:10 I came here after the Snow White remake and Assassin's Creed Shadows

  • @HarvestLYlee
    @HarvestLYlee Год назад +5

    4:54 lol Hitler with tears in his eyes as he said that