Barstool Pizza Review - MozzaPi (Louisville, KY)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
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Комментарии • 347

  • @spits55
    @spits55 Год назад +195

    If Dave is broke, then he is also single, everyone knows "those" rules.

    • @danielrasmussen2167
      @danielrasmussen2167 Год назад +5

      I stayed up all night trying to work it out, but I still can't decipher why "those" is in quotes.

    • @D.H.1987
      @D.H.1987 Год назад +1

      Everybody

    • @spits55
      @spits55 Год назад +4

      @@danielrasmussen2167 $$$=Hot girlfriend, no $$$=No hot girlfriend.

    • @spits55
      @spits55 Год назад +2

      @@D.H.1987 Would you want me to delete my comment my dear sir? anything to please you.

    • @D.H.1987
      @D.H.1987 Год назад

      @@spits55 everybody, not everone

  • @ShibaMomma143
    @ShibaMomma143 Год назад +188

    That was actually ONE BITE, everybody is stunned Dave knows the rules!

    • @stefanle4926
      @stefanle4926 Год назад +1

      Never a good score when he does one bite

  • @alexbrunton7939
    @alexbrunton7939 Год назад +134

    You can easily tell he just lost a ton of money by his demeanor in this video

  • @scottmcwave9479
    @scottmcwave9479 Год назад +167

    One bite! Dave’s broke, Silvana’s out!

    • @RBS314
      @RBS314 Год назад +2

      Time to get out of Louisville!

    • @adolf-8834
      @adolf-8834 Год назад +1

      No love lost 🎉

    • @borehole8631
      @borehole8631 Год назад +3

      How can he broke? He eats a slice of pizza a day. That's like less than 20$ a week in food cost.

    • @talljohn5350
      @talljohn5350 Год назад

      He’s definitely not broke lol

  • @NS-ie2ld
    @NS-ie2ld Год назад +71

    In today’s episode, Scussi Steve serenades us about losing his shirt, and then gives a super quick review of so so pizza. Ciao

    • @MidiPunk
      @MidiPunk Год назад +1

      Scuzzi?

    • @MidiPunk
      @MidiPunk Год назад +1

      I checked, it's Scusi.

    • @sdow.
      @sdow. Год назад +7

      @@MidiPunk scuzzi Steve would spell it that way, cmon man there’s layers to this game

    • @Jdawg456
      @Jdawg456 Год назад +2

      Scuba Steve

    • @MidiPunk
      @MidiPunk Год назад +2

      @@sdow. Hahaha! Trying to imagine anyone as wealthy and respected that ya just gotta feel sorry for.

  • @6ofwrev704
    @6ofwrev704 Год назад +22

    2 minute video...we all knew it wouldn't end well.

  • @joeheid2776
    @joeheid2776 Год назад +25

    Surprised a jockey would be allowed anywhere near a pizza that close to the Derby.

    • @NippleSauce
      @NippleSauce Год назад +7

      He was feeding the pizza to his horse.
      That's why his horse didn't die but the other 20 died or got pulled out before the race. Horse enhancing drugs, everybody knows the rules.

    • @danm2419
      @danm2419 Год назад +8

      Was thinking the exact same thing. But the pizza kinda WAS jockey-sized. 😂

    • @AmazingChinaToday
      @AmazingChinaToday Год назад +1

      It was a small pie.

  • @davebooth5608
    @davebooth5608 Год назад +78

    Dave’s broke and down on todays pizza, everybody knows the rules

  • @skoolynugenator1802
    @skoolynugenator1802 Год назад +19

    I wanna be your version of broke Dave.

  • @markmartino77
    @markmartino77 Год назад +13

    Even through the darkest of hours Davey page views comes through representing

    • @XxCreateFlowxX
      @XxCreateFlowxX Год назад +2

      I've always wondered why it says Davey pageviews

  • @imstelios
    @imstelios Год назад +5

    Dave says, "I'm not gay but $20 bucks is $20 bucks " everybody knows the rules....

  • @possys2
    @possys2 Год назад +5

    fucking hell, that was a one bite, everybody knows the rules review!

  • @MrChumpus
    @MrChumpus Год назад +8

    I got $7 in my checking account and Dave's broke. I feel like a champ finally

  • @rorymeyer
    @rorymeyer Год назад +4

    Only Dave would personally meet the winning jockey for the Kentucky Derby just before the race, not take it as a sign, not take the winner at 15-1 odds 🤷‍♂️

  • @Harpo.jr70
    @Harpo.jr70 Год назад +5

    I let my daughter pick where she wanted to go tonight , she picked Panera . I got their french bread pepperoni and cheese . Over ten dollars for bread with thin cheese , not much pepperoni and very skimpy sauce. I give it a 2.1

    • @Tyiriel
      @Tyiriel Год назад

      Panera sounds like a very weak name for a pizza place, would not hold much faith if I was recommended it

    • @whyareyoureadingmyname5854
      @whyareyoureadingmyname5854 Год назад +2

      Panera is overrated tbh. Growing up I would only go there for their cinnamon buns and cookies

  • @abn_tx
    @abn_tx Год назад +3

    I think this is the first time he said the name of the place without having to look at the box or the entrance lol

    • @Bethune_Groundstaff
      @Bethune_Groundstaff Год назад

      Wat he looked right at the sign lol

    • @abn_tx
      @abn_tx Год назад +3

      @@Bethune_Groundstaff He didn't look at the sign before he said the name. Wtf were you looking at?

    • @Bethune_Groundstaff
      @Bethune_Groundstaff Год назад

      @@abn_tx I always scrub to the middle of the vid, everybody knows the rules

    • @abn_tx
      @abn_tx Год назад +5

      @@Bethune_Groundstaff Everyone knows it's F**k the rules.

  • @brianjschumer
    @brianjschumer Год назад +6

    If Dave was really broke..Sylvana would be out of there pretty darn quick..

  • @johnhunt1725
    @johnhunt1725 Год назад +6

    I'm not sure I would call that "Louisville style" pizza. Thanks for leaving all your money here!

  • @aliwantizu
    @aliwantizu Год назад +1

    Dave's new theme song is I'm Broken by Pantera, but in his version it's: I'm Broke And...

  • @tacobell8764
    @tacobell8764 Год назад +3

    Sucks for the pizza store, Dave was in a bad mood , probably a 7.1 if dave didn’t lose his money.

    • @RyTrapp0
      @RyTrapp0 10 месяцев назад

      It was a pretty nice looking pizza, wish we had something like that around here(we do have a place that does a killer Detroit style though at least)

  • @bmkushmaster9332
    @bmkushmaster9332 Год назад +1

    I love how when I load up RUclips around this time, Dave is the first face I see. Absolutely love it!❤❤❤

  • @kyles5513
    @kyles5513 Год назад +3

    Dave is the greatest pizza reviewer of all time. That is all.

  • @monkeygraborange
    @monkeygraborange Год назад +8

    This is not shaping up to be Prez’s best year!

  • @JacksonMack3742
    @JacksonMack3742 Год назад +1

    Sailing around the world solo for a year is not a retirement trip. The few short moments at ports could be amazing but are only then followed by pushing off out to the mercy of the sea for weeks to months at a time. May the gods be with him, and may he never retire.

  • @Face_Meat
    @Face_Meat Год назад +2

    Fur fuck’s sake. TURN THE PHONE NINETY DEGREES.

  • @neilvanbuskirk2938
    @neilvanbuskirk2938 Год назад +1

    What Dave says every time he goes pee "Itty Bitty Teeny Weeny" everybody knows the rules.

  • @birdzbeeztreez4248
    @birdzbeeztreez4248 Год назад

    Dave, That Suit and all 3 of your outfitZ are Winning In Life!I mean, the baby Blue, its the best Suit I've ever seen, but those shoes are just the best shoes i've ever seen.I gave up on the derby like 5 years ago

  • @spaky1954
    @spaky1954 Год назад +3

    If Dave actually only takes 1 bite it’s gonna be under a 7.0 everybody knows the rules

  • @timison3838
    @timison3838 Год назад +2

    Could you start tell the price of the pizza in the review

  • @Publiclighthouse
    @Publiclighthouse Год назад +1

    I’m surprised the pizza was in the 6s. Dave said it was crispy but it looked floppy when he separated the slice and I didn’t hear any cracker crunch.

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 Год назад +2

    There's a storm forming behind Portnoy. Everybody knows the weather rules 🍕⚡

  • @JOESSECRETGARDEN85
    @JOESSECRETGARDEN85 Год назад +2

    Cheers

  • @benvasilinda9729
    @benvasilinda9729 Год назад +4

    God gave Dave the winning ticket on who to put all his money on, to win for the Kentucky Derby and he let it fly over his head. Everyone knows the rules!

  • @WaxedThighs69
    @WaxedThighs69 Год назад +1

    Dave cultivating mass one bite at a time, everybody knows the rules

  • @srbelnappa
    @srbelnappa Год назад

    1:42 that look on your face when you'd rather be literally anywhere else

  • @TattedTyphoon
    @TattedTyphoon Год назад +1

    One bite, Nobody has seen Dave this Broken in a MINUTE! Everybody Knows The Rules.

  • @ejf0255
    @ejf0255 Год назад

    How high today ? (NOT the pizza) LOL

  • @michaelking1059
    @michaelking1059 Год назад +4

    Destiny led that Jockey to Dave in NY. It should've been an easy win for him. Just bet on whatever horse the guy is riding. Dave totally missed it.

  • @temahoney
    @temahoney Год назад +1

    If your broke, I’m in trouble. ……I went to the park the other day and pigeons were throwing bread at me. 😢

  • @corenko
    @corenko Год назад +1

    1. Please record in landscape mode
    2. Please bring back Frankie

  • @gradybrowning3976
    @gradybrowning3976 Год назад +1

    Yea Boy

  • @robwilkes5091
    @robwilkes5091 Год назад

    Steve has had to pawn his gold necklace and suit... P😂

  • @coldcrush9
    @coldcrush9 Год назад +2

    Dave looks like he's living in Portland

  • @tristancreasy612
    @tristancreasy612 Год назад

    It's a different il forno that you've tried before, it's higher end restaurant in mcallen tx

  • @NeonRazer42
    @NeonRazer42 Год назад

    Dave a man of the people saying the American catchphrase "I'm broke"

  • @elreydelvalley
    @elreydelvalley Год назад +1

    Broke in Portnoy is still more money than 99.9999% of the chat. Everyone knows Dave is rich as fk.

  • @erickfigueroa7944
    @erickfigueroa7944 Год назад

    Dave looking like Scott Calvin from Santa clause

  • @DallasDumplingDaddy
    @DallasDumplingDaddy Год назад

    Dimebag Dave rocking the old school Artie Lange go to outfit

  • @tommy2x4
    @tommy2x4 Год назад

    Pizza King next time you're in Louisville...right over the bridge in Jeffersonville, or New Albany

  • @Flatlanderhikes_
    @Flatlanderhikes_ Год назад +2

    Daveys coming of the Adderal high, everybody knows the rules

  • @eil11een
    @eil11een Год назад

    still love ya dave

  • @MrEvannelson
    @MrEvannelson Год назад

    Dave next time you’re in Los Angeles you have to check out “Tomato Pie Pizza Joint”, in South Pasadena.

  • @firebirdude2
    @firebirdude2 Год назад +2

    Check out Niki's Pizza in Greektown Detroit, MI. Literally textbook Detroit-style pizza. Looks heavy, super light on its feet....and flippin delicious!

  • @MillennialRabbi
    @MillennialRabbi Год назад +1

    Dave should make a gambling business publicizing who he bets on. I'd subscribe to choose the opposite and make a fortune

  • @bustagroovy74
    @bustagroovy74 Год назад

    The size of the pizza represents Dave's winnings at the races

  • @eternalbeing3339
    @eternalbeing3339 Год назад +1

    Dave looks like he has been through hell and back. Pizza must be bad there.

  • @juniperpruniper4935
    @juniperpruniper4935 Год назад

    "Dave's Diary" is what this should be called

  • @tristancreasy612
    @tristancreasy612 Год назад

    Can you come try il forno in mcallen tx, ive tried houston best wasn't that great thought il forno tops it, but I want to see what rating you'll give it

  • @jeffreyjohn1691
    @jeffreyjohn1691 Год назад

    Dave you need to try Downtown House of Pizza (DHOP) in Fort Myers FL

  • @Ayy_Zachh
    @Ayy_Zachh Год назад

    Wow first video where he actually took "One bite"

  • @ReginaTrans_
    @ReginaTrans_ Год назад +9

    Dave's wearing grey sweatpants & jacket, everybody knows the rules

    • @enricopallazzo3244
      @enricopallazzo3244 Год назад +2

      I don’t think you know what those words mean

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange Год назад

      Homeless chic.

    • @rmarkley79
      @rmarkley79 Год назад +1

      @@enricopallazzo3244 I'd be headed to the strip club if I was wearing that, haha!

    • @enricopallazzo3244
      @enricopallazzo3244 Год назад

      @@ReginaTrans_ Oh I don’t speak French. But I do kiss that way.

  • @modernblue24
    @modernblue24 Год назад

    I usually stay in the hotel room when in Louisville…ok davey

  • @-joe-davidson
    @-joe-davidson Год назад

    That place needs to sweep their oven occasionally. Burnt flower on the bottom of the pizza doesn't count as well cooked. It's just burnt tasting.

  • @thefridgeman
    @thefridgeman Год назад

    One bite, everybody knows Bungabunga Steve will quickly rebound after this loss.

  • @MeatballMovies1
    @MeatballMovies1 Год назад +1

    “I’m Broke” after getting bought for $388 Million, Everyone Knows the Rules.

    • @jdawg9137
      @jdawg9137 Год назад +1

      He only got roughly 100 million of it. Dave bets in millions everybody knows the rules.

  • @burnsonfire
    @burnsonfire Год назад

    I’m genuinely confused. I know where MozzaPi is and this location doesn’t look like it’s anywhere near it? It’s in LaGrange and this looks like St Matthews or Highlands?

  • @jamesvanpelt5245
    @jamesvanpelt5245 Год назад

    I knew Louisville wasn’t gonna come off well-we don’t have very good pizza 😂

  • @chrisp9975
    @chrisp9975 Год назад +1

    Dave’s broke is more than most people make in a lifetime..😂

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R Год назад +2

    6.1

  • @MidiPunk
    @MidiPunk Год назад

    Donatos Mariachi Beef is best if not homemade in Kentucky.

  • @darkspar72
    @darkspar72 Год назад

    The dark and bloody ground..

  • @x3TripleAce3x
    @x3TripleAce3x Год назад +1

    Lots of new pizza review sponsorships coming everybody knows the rules

  • @scottfulps2065
    @scottfulps2065 Год назад

    When it truly is ONE BITE, El Prez is in the dumps everybody knows the rules.

  • @amilliamilli1011
    @amilliamilli1011 Год назад

    It’s time for Boise ID! Just went to Tony’s. Great pizza. It’s up your ally I’m already guessing it’s a 7.7 come thru

  • @davidcampbell4357
    @davidcampbell4357 Год назад

    Glad to see you in the Ville

  • @louiem2
    @louiem2 Год назад

    One quick In and Out, everybody knows that's what she said

  • @giuseppeamato1667
    @giuseppeamato1667 Год назад

    Hey Dave ,how are your Bruins doing?
    Have another slice 😅

  • @marcohernandez9674
    @marcohernandez9674 Год назад

    Looked like a season 6 Tony soprano!

  • @rustyrobinson8027
    @rustyrobinson8027 Год назад +1

    Tinnie Winnie everybody knows the rules

  • @DaveTookOver
    @DaveTookOver Год назад

    Fort Mitchell Kentucky has a spot called Camporosso best pizza I’ve ever had. The Sopressata Hot Honey Pizza will blow your hair back

  • @willcha8127
    @willcha8127 Год назад

    Dave is like many of us when the Fridge, the AC all breaks the same week, and i may have to trade in my truck for a "car line" electric car, since my wife has to start driving into work again... The key is, we can afford it, we just hate using money.

  • @kimberly2644
    @kimberly2644 Год назад

    I liked it before I even watch this video 😂

  • @rmarkley79
    @rmarkley79 Год назад

    The site shows Monte's Restaurant as a 10, why can't I find that link. Anyone have it?
    Edit: I searched onebite and barstool on there pages for Monte and didn't see it.

  • @Wowreally42
    @Wowreally42 Год назад

    Everybody knows I wish I was Dave's version of "Broke".

  • @ANDYYANKEE
    @ANDYYANKEE Год назад

    The losing Jockey delivering pizza, and I wish I was as broke as Dave!!!😬

  • @BigJoker
    @BigJoker Год назад +1

    Do a steak and shrimp pizza

  • @heavymeadowdetective192
    @heavymeadowdetective192 Год назад

    Guess Dave didn't stop at Pizza Donisi

  • @theonlydjtopcat
    @theonlydjtopcat Год назад

    When you ignore a pro jockey's race tip you lose Dave!

  • @durfmann12345
    @durfmann12345 Год назад +1

    its nice seeing dave in normal cultured areas lol

    • @-joe-davidson
      @-joe-davidson Год назад

      "cultured"
      That's code word for a good place to get mugged.

  • @qtoshi6126
    @qtoshi6126 Год назад

    better you than me dude... lol

  • @ExtremeBeatlesArchive
    @ExtremeBeatlesArchive Год назад

    Good crunch. Almost sounds like a car door slamming.

  • @jacobmackmindfulness
    @jacobmackmindfulness Год назад

    I think they mean mozza pi as in "matza pizza" that Dave ate in boca

  • @kranix9166
    @kranix9166 Год назад +2

    First and last. Absolute zero! Is it always just a chesse pizza?

    • @michelevitarelli
      @michelevitarelli Год назад +1

      Similar inquiry I have!

    • @jimmythedrum446
      @jimmythedrum446 Год назад

      Yeah, so every review is fair
      And that's just what Dave likes I guess

    • @radiumrickshaw9920
      @radiumrickshaw9920 Год назад

      No, sometimes there's basil.

    • @WolfsBaneTv
      @WolfsBaneTv Год назад

      Yeah that’s his favorite type. It also makes it easier to judge how good a places pizza is. If their cheese pizza is good (which is a base for all other pizzas) then you know they’ll be good with toppings

  • @GoldenAnchovy24
    @GoldenAnchovy24 Год назад

    Moon Dog Pizza. Wytheville, Va.

  • @USAUSAM82
    @USAUSAM82 Год назад

    Please review Italian Family Pizza in Seattle!? 🎉

  • @MattIsLoling
    @MattIsLoling Год назад

    dave broke out the broke guy clothes

  • @netrioter
    @netrioter Год назад

    He must be going through dt's...MORE COKE!!! STAT!!!!

  • @pizzaearthpancakesandother2549

    Dave's man-unit is bigger than that jockey's entire body.

  • @BB-bp7vx
    @BB-bp7vx Год назад +1

    “- Mrs. Davis: There's a fine line between winning and losing.
    - Jay Trotter: Yeah. The finish line.”
    One bite!

  • @jbroadwell1
    @jbroadwell1 Год назад

    He should have went to the other location. There’s 0 chance he doesn’t give it a 7.5 or better. Need to redo this one at the other spot!