Instant Warlord (240) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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In this week's episode Chris takes Calvin to Coffee Bean, sees a dog at a diner, and once again checks in on the amazing life of Rick Ross. He also shares some important messages folks have for Putin.
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Chris, I'm sure you felt like your life was over only a couple years ago, but isn't it crazy how having a kid can put things into perspective? I'm glad you realize it and I can hear it in your voice how much you love your son, and it's beautiful man.
Nice burn Trevor, he thinks you are being genuine 😂
Ahhh for FUCKS SAKE
Imagine being some of these miserable people in the comments, the negative ones. Your life sucks.
@@jordanjae You've got an issue
This 💯
If he doesn't mention Rick Ross on the camel I'm gonna be pissed
I truly realized how much I relate to Chris’ brain when he analyzes how he broke down the dog at the diner situation😂 I’m always like DO NOT GIVE THEM ATTENTION THATS WHAT THEY WANT😂 the disappointment in his friend lol. Love ya Chris
Right! Lol a lot of times he’ll say what my brain is thinking about in regard to what subject he’s talking about.. if that makes sense
True
I was at work in my cubicle and couldn’t help but giggle. Not just giggle but literally laugh out loud. Btw rick rozay iz a baby
But he is a narcissist..
@@t-dawg61221 he's an Artcissist... And you're referencing psychology ..? Dude,👨🏫 that's fuckin boring as all get out 🗣️
When he said his friend took a picture of ANOTHER DOG I just about lost it 😂
Gallery Dept.🙃
T shirt.
👕
I wonder if Chris's therapist just spends the whole time cackling as he rants
I get so excited when you post cuz this is the only podcast/comedian that can make me laugh out loud. Usually unless it’s live I just laugh on the inside
I think that every week. People don’t make me laugh out loud like this day to day. Or anything else I watch.
This is my therapy.
Same dude
Nobody even comes close. He’s the only bastard able to push me past a smirk
Same !!!
Same. Literally. THE ONLY one ☝️
Chris, have you ever considered doing a podcast with Bryan callen and will sasso? Doesn’t have to be long maybe like 10 minutes an episode. Since you’re all great pals in real life you could bang out a few episodes at a time. Just a thought.
I wonder if will even has been in contact with them lately. That's the thing with comics, or famous ppl in general.
You never know what's personally going on in their relationship.
Maybe Will is unwilling to do something for some reason, we don't know. If you've listen to will long enough, he hates talking about his personal life.
Even if asked if he's dating... So you can imagine, maybe something he heard, he can't get over.
After Starbucks closed all the stores in Russia, the last “whites only” Starbucks is at Chris’ house
Yeah but he didn’t even know it was there so all good.
Black iced americano only
Sad lols - I hope мy пot s'fгee cunch doesn't invite itself there as well, we have more than just "a nervous condition" these days, Chris would be pissed if taпкs sнoшed ир
Stocked full with oops grenades in the back
Es comediante?
Have you ever tried not to laugh when something is funny? I’m at work with headphones getting my work done as one does trying not to laugh. It is almost impossible to do. Love the content
Chris: LA is going to hell in a hand basket
Also Chris: I am building a new house here.
Eh’ s’ illogical
LOL
Life rips
I’ve commented this before but Chris needs to be a writer on South Park. So many of his bits could be recreated on that show
💯 Agreed!
The song in the beginning. Yeeeeeeeees
This is an underrated comment. Never thought of this but man would that be good😂
He just needs to make his own show. Dirt clips, like regular show
I’ll continue to comment this until it happens. I’m a comedian and writer, now that we’ve all made friends in the comments section, let’s write a script for South Park
Diners, drive-ins and dogs.
Best dog-umentary you'll ever see
I'm having an absolutely horrible day (my friend died a year ago today) and Chris' voice is just what I need right now. You matter to us, Chris.
I don't want to upset you...yet watch and listen to your loved ones always around....good bad or ugly....it's there
Your friend is with you
Already laughing with how you said the intro 🤣 thanks for making my day!
Friends??? 👀
Let's be friends 💜
Friends
@@jodie4074 hey friend! See you at the log cabin just through the tall grass!! ❤
@@Ashley-gt3hn hey friend!! 👋 ❤
@@TaraBrownBeautyandBody see you there! 🌄
Jayseph Gordem Levett tho🤣🤣🤣👌
The amount of times he said “Krisken and the chachkis” had me dying. But for real after watching Kristen’s house decor tour I think she should have her own show on decor … she’s amazing at it. Studio McGee is working.
I love this podcast. This is the only podcast that actually makes me feel good
Brendan becomes tolerable when Chris is in the mix, and Theo becomes even more lovable, if that’s even possible.
Lmao...they pick now to cut that podcast by 2 a month unless you pay... That's lame a.f...Love Chris but damn dude... Gotta get paid from the fans instead of advertising now? Gas/inflation .. ad /shows/merch revenue.... Now gouge fans....thats lame.
@@joelm6631 you're still getting one KATS episode a week and one congrats episode a week free of charge. Shit's the same they're just trying to get that bag? How could you be mad?
@@joelm6631 youre not being forced though, dont be overdramatic
@@joelm6631 they brought in another professional comedian, he's gonna get a part of the income. It would be dumb to take a paycut
@@joelm6631 hey bro, …..wasn’t worth it 😭
The elevators in The Shining: *exists*
The insides of Chris’ whip: “hold my beer”
I'm here peeling my orange as he's talking about his baby boy wanting a "orange orange" bicycle...
Life is funny.
Is it tho?? MAANNN!! Ur life is clearly just as incredibly Dull as your personality is….
Nice YT name by the way… i AM jonathan der derr🙋♂️🙋♂️🙇♂️
Thank you Craig Craig🙋♂️
It's a synchronicity and I cherish them. That Craig dude seems like a douche.
Make friends in the comments guysss no fightiing ☹️
I’m a dad of six years, always enjoy hearing the stories of your son. Love listening to you Chris, I started listening from when you started at the laugh factory and now here (there’s a pun implied somewhere) keeping me alive. I enjoy my thursdays now, so thank you for the laughs and inspiration.
This guy never gets old, best laughs.
Truly the youngest man alive. 👍
A bunch of us are going for coffee later. You should come ☕
He just gets Young.
Let’s go to Arby’s
I started crying when he said how lucky he is to be that boys father
the lazy disrespectful clap is just great.
Bro don't crease me up like that with the " Pfttt...... Dogs " 😂😂
bro that whole homeless man restaurant story was fucking hilarious lmaoo
The fucking dog in the diner story killed me 😂🤣😄 lmfao
The radio announcer bit never gets old. I love it every damn time. Also the baseball one too. It always makes me laugh. I’m loving the t shirt n 2 chains today. Life is ripping collecting those racks dude.
Swing an a miss!
@@j.a.r.family2576 The most baseballiest thing ever said!
The "not worth it" bit and the whole diner fiasco period, had me dying 🤣
this man is so damn entertaining... it's like a super power
I love when Chris claps for himself🙌👑
I can’t wait for more of Theo and Chris
Greatest comedian of all time.
Just ordered me some of your merch.
Picked out the black DON'T PUSH ME hoodie and 4 mystery shirts!
It's honestly the least i can do for all the laughs you've given us. 👽
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
@@SupergoodStudios omg chris you Netflix series are absolutely hilarious 😂🙄
By the way, gotta say as a fellow dad that shit is so true. Puts so much into perspective and time with your kid is the greatest thing in the world!
I also had a friend named Dylan lee
TKSW now has 2 comedians😂
Babe wake up the new congratulations pod is up
Can’t wait till you announce a U.K. tour! Love ya Chris
And Ireland!
Yes please please come to the UK, namely LIVERPOOL
"We've already been down this road" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My kid was a baby back in the days of TMP. It's nice to see Chris be amazed by all the joy that a kid can bring you.
That last bit about the “Uh ohhh” dude sounds like the “apparently” kid meme lol.
Hahahaha OKAYYY personally the Studio McGee was the most relatable thing you’ve said 😂 I am here for Kristen’s creamy diarrhea house because mine is the same way.
Come decorate my house
Jam and the Van is where David Greco started his comedy career
i remember those days. king of the quips and japes!
I love that you love David lynch. LOVE ITT ❤️
Everytime he goes “ugh” and touches his chest and leans back, I die laughing
I have a lot of things to be thankful for in my life, and Chris's return is definitely on that list. Literally gets me through every single week.
The Studio McGee …I feel personally Targeted Eyyyy!
Welcome to Diners, Drive throughs and Dogs with Chris D’Elia.
I never knew I needed to hear you do a David Lynch impression 😂😂😂
Dog in a restaurant. Dog diner🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤑🤑🤑🌟👑
Ooopsie dazy...homeless escremant.....his hands!!!!
ETS make a deal of what to not do😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
We’re all friends now. Welcome to the friendship.
Chris are you sure David Lynch doesn't instead mockingly say "ooohhhh I'm_______ I'm sooooo cooooool!!!!!" when he busts? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cash rules everything around me, CREAM, get the money… creamy creamy walls y’aaaalll 😎
Calvin is lucky to have a father like you Chris.
Calvin is the greatest MINI ME OF ALL TIME
I need to make a movie about maybe a dream I think 🤣🤣 That impression killed me, what a legend Lynch is
Chris: David Lynch is my favorite living director
Chris’s Dad, a living director: 👁👄👁
BRING BACK THE TEN MINUTE PODCAST
Honestly so happy to be watching you again😆
Swingers dope
They need the wing to cancel out Brendan being unfunny and someone to call him out for interrupting all the damn time…OOPS!
I don't get it. Does he have blackmail on all these guys or what? Do they use him like an opener to contrast what funny vs unfunny looks like? So weird.
guys stop he saved some children from a burning car he doesn't deserve this hate 🥺
He owns the studio. KATSATW is under Thiccc Boi
Pissing In the sink
Dude throws his nicotine pouches on the floor near his chair .
So the help can clean it .
The point of podcasts like that is that you feel like you're spending time with your homies. Are all your friends funny? Humour needs dynamics guyssss. Brendan is an enabler.
In king and the sting, Chris had to find an opening for a bit if it wasn't already planned, and usually gets interrupted.
The king and the sting and the wing, is chris' show
Cracking up over the Studio McGee piece cause my wife is the same exact way 💸
The story about dogs & diners was hilarious. Stressful but hilarious.
The friend he speaks of, I bet it's his opener Mike Lenoci, he's the kind of guy that would take pictures of random dogs.
This dog story is so fucking hilarious
My daughter is my reset and reminds me my purpose on this planet every min I breath. My neighbors behind me still judge my past and peoples opionions of me from years ago. Its sad, I am a different person today, especially for my daughter. Period. Just wish people would be more adult about things.
Chris’s dog-loving friend from the diner reminds me of Vigilante from Peacemaker
spot-on imagery
So quick bc I need to make friends and the comments is the only way I know how
Hi friend!
S’Foreign
What's up Blake, hopefully life is treating you good nowadays brother
I feel good being apart of the army. Love you guy.
Takes note: Never take photos of dogs when dining at the Log Cabin.
LMAOOOO DUDE i thought you were joking when you were saying "studio mcgee" and then that's the actual name hahah
I'm so ready babies! 🎉🎉
Chris: He's my friend and I love him.
Also Chris: Let's make fun of the friend I love and his crazy.
“…armed security” = Snuffy n Chingy.
and also, Chris golf clap’n is one of my favourite acts. Keep it up Chris! //NOVA SENDS//
That had me dying laughing a couple episodes ago
Dude the aaaah noise you did during the dog story with your buddy made my dog tilt his head!! What's going on he thought??? lol. Made me laugh dude. Love it.
Love you Chris!!! Keep up the hilarious work and come do stand up in Pittsburgh! Would love to see you live my man! You're truly one of the greatest!!
Agree, come to Pittsburgh
Esseeehh'bitch comment
Yas come to Pittsburgh!!! Im in Motown
@@carpetfire7862 no shit lol. I’m in new castle
YAAAAAS! I'm an hour and a half from Pittsburgh, always go there, Cleveland, or Buffalo for shows etc. I'm right in the middle of all 3, but Pittsburgh is the best.
So many of Chris’ stories sound like modern day Seinfeld episodes, his friend taking pictures of dogs would make a good script
Been watching some seinfeld recently. You're so right. Any chance you animate? Or have an animator friend? Could easily animate skits from Chris' podcast
My badass bf introduced me to Chris D'elia and my life has absolutely leveled up. I laugh every day and found resolve in not giving a f$#@ about what other people think or do. Thank you 🤘👌
“Instant warlord…you know I’ve always said that” -Chris
When he does the clapping thing with the mumbled commentary , has me in kinks. Especially when he does it for ages. I.laugh so hard it hurts!
Hahahaha same it’s literally hilarious
That diner story was amazing
That bell rang and I SOARED over to this episode dude! YYYEESSS 💪
Watch Yellowjackets. Legit one of the funnest new shows of the last decade or so,
Lol was not expecting to laugh that hard at the David Lynch line, he’s an all time favorite of mine as well
i love getting my weekly rick ross updates on this pod
“Fuck ya I’m relatable” lmao Comical genius.
Just wait till Chris finds Fear Thy Roomate lmao 🤣
I FOUND IT TONIGHT
The king the sting and the wing is the funniest piece of entertainment on the internet
He ruined the show for alot of people..
My dude Chris! Always rippin it! Make my day go by with some laughter!
Firing on all upside down syllables 🔥
I love laughing about something and then looking in the comments if someone else laughed about the same thing too 🤭😂
Omg dogs in diners documentary 🤣When he says, "I don't wanna be in this situation. AT ALLLL!!!" I damn near fell to the floor laughing 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have collected enough data over the years of watching podcasts, and I'm absolutely certain this is THE funniest fucking podcast that has ever been.
Na it’s close though , king and the sting with theo Brendan and Chris is the funniest now.
Sorry dude. Ten Minute Podcast is the goat. All others are just trying to be that good.
The DOGS logo made my week
I can’t believe how young this guy is
Thought for sure you were going to talk about the new Batman movie and how every scene with Robert Pattinson is a " over the shoulder head turn shot". Lol
Hey Chris! You should definitely talk about your family more.
I lost it at the "can I get out of this god damn diner without making a documentary about dogs?"
YES CHRIS I NEEDED THIS TODAY IM SO HAPPY UPLOADED THIS VIDEO
🎶 “Rats ate my wire’s, rats ate my wires….now I got 2 flat tires” 🎶 Barzzzz
Your intensity rips bro❣️ sss'infectious
I hope Chris never stops doing the trail off sentences with the claps 👏🏻 😂
I live for that shit. Life rips