The Cow That Milks Itself (238) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @SupergoodStudios
    @SupergoodStudios  2 года назад +61

    🦅 DON'T PUSH ME apparel is goin nuts 👉 store.chrisdelia.com

    • @k6eweatherford293
      @k6eweatherford293 2 года назад

      , love your stuff dude

    • @SpankyMac
      @SpankyMac 2 года назад +1

      going so fast that it must know the highways

    • @Actionray
      @Actionray 2 года назад

      fucking bonknation

    • @omarmac1
      @omarmac1 2 года назад

      Make friends.

    • @Actionray
      @Actionray 2 года назад +1

      @@omarmac1 Where at?

  • @fhjfhdgh
    @fhjfhdgh 2 года назад +408

    "I was born the same year my son was" That's a really good, deep quote right there

    • @Actionray
      @Actionray 2 года назад +4

      Right, read between those lines bayyybeeee lol. Deep, deep, deeeeeeep down between the lines ha! 😄😂

    • @yesdude3914
      @yesdude3914 2 года назад +15

      'cause y'know our leader gets deep with it

    • @RoseUnseen
      @RoseUnseen 2 года назад +4

      dumb he read that meme where the kid tells the dad he the same age as him , because he wasnt a dad before him DEEEEPPPP LIKE THE OCEAN ,

    • @briandavis1798
      @briandavis1798 2 года назад +3

      Ain’t it the truth tho bro.

    • @phoenix1473
      @phoenix1473 2 года назад +3

      s'deep

  • @teddestin2194
    @teddestin2194 2 года назад +55

    The whole rick ross "boss" conversation had me in tears lmaoo I can actually see him having a conversation like that

  • @raidercam567
    @raidercam567 2 года назад +31

    "I was born the same year my son was" ❤ beautiful

  • @BarenLevi
    @BarenLevi 2 года назад +7

    I love how honest Chris has gotten. Not just about his life but also about what happened a couple years back. It’s really helped me out in my own ways.

  • @bobdare
    @bobdare 2 года назад +156

    That story about the other comic is proof that something meaningless and funny to one person can be really hurtful to someone else. And the fact that he didn't remember it shows just how little kicking you while you were down meant to him at the time. Either that, or he really does remember and was just running away from accountability. Sadly, both possibilities are so common these days. But kudos to you Chris for talking about it with him the way that you did. Therapy really does open so many previously unseen doors.

    • @jacoblogsdon2850
      @jacoblogsdon2850 2 года назад +21

      That dude for sure remembers doing it. But people aren't used to being called out, when they finally do get confronted they take the cowardly way out.

    • @tightirl
      @tightirl 2 года назад +4

      hurt feelings? what are you a woman?

    • @Actionray
      @Actionray 2 года назад +22

      @@tightirl are you a lemon?

    • @gofuckyourself5851
      @gofuckyourself5851 2 года назад +7

      But who was it

    • @Cosmlc1022
      @Cosmlc1022 2 года назад +4

      Did we not just watch the same episode? Chris spent the majority of it shitting on Rick Ross. Idc about Rick Ross, and I'm a big fan of Chris, but that's often comedy. Shitting on one person for the entertainment of others.....

  • @craindrelescuillieres6629
    @craindrelescuillieres6629 2 года назад +128

    Holy shit this is the best episode of this podcast, ever. I am so proud of Chris, and the insight he has. Really fucking inspiring. Life fucking Rips 💪

  • @benbolton4221
    @benbolton4221 2 года назад +30

    best part of the work week: watching these on my break. life keeps rippin

  • @Nolongeriwholive929
    @Nolongeriwholive929 2 года назад +20

    “Don’t be such a mishap of a person, guy” lol my new burn

  • @lilybocreep7316
    @lilybocreep7316 2 года назад +6

    My dad always tells me ‘it all comes out in the wash’ sadly it took you being at your lowest to realize who your true friends are. But it’s kind of a blessing bc now you know who to give your time to, and who not. Your real friends and fans will stick by you! 💘🙏

  • @betternow6281
    @betternow6281 2 года назад +50

    I'm a truck driver and listening to this podcast while working makes me wonder if people on the road watch me laughing like a mad man and think who let the mental patient drive🙂

    • @kardo7837
      @kardo7837 2 года назад +4

      I listen to it on public transport and wonder the same thing haha

    • @stevemcgovern2365
      @stevemcgovern2365 2 года назад

      I love this comment

    • @N.E.TGaming
      @N.E.TGaming Год назад

      I listen to it at work haha. Coworkers in my immediate area get a kick out of me h'yuckin it up

  • @trinidadperez1765
    @trinidadperez1765 2 года назад +15

    You’ve helped a lot of people with this podcast, personally helped me through some of the darkest moments in my life. Not just your comedy, but your humanity. I know “life rips” are just a couple of words but you and what there is behind those words has done a lot for us. Church bruh.

  • @hintonoriginal
    @hintonoriginal 2 года назад +11

    I enjoyed your story about confronting the comic who hurt your feelings. I'm glad you thought it through and handled it the way you did. Kudos to you Chris! 👏

  • @alistairkent7458
    @alistairkent7458 2 года назад +117

    Chris has grown so much, that he is mature enough to not even Blast his fake ass friends… but we all know one was Whitney

    • @ranviratwal1832
      @ranviratwal1832 2 года назад +11

      Bobby?

    • @greenwizardneedsfood8852
      @greenwizardneedsfood8852 2 года назад +28

      Lost all respect for Whitney after she tried to snipe at the youngest guy you know.

    • @alistairkent7458
      @alistairkent7458 2 года назад +11

      @@greenwizardneedsfood8852 yeah deleting his episode of gfy was out of pocket. Glad h3 and tiger belly kept theirs. Our young king needs to be heard!

    • @alistairkent7458
      @alistairkent7458 2 года назад +8

      @@ranviratwal1832 I hope not bobby… I want our silly goose time back!!

    • @albertorynda740
      @albertorynda740 2 года назад +8

      I know for a fact it was Whitney. Bobby too. But I need to know everyone else

  • @NickFoxer
    @NickFoxer 2 года назад +10

    "Now the cow is just as lonely as Rick Ross" is the best sentence of this episode.

    • @Nics-D-Ace
      @Nics-D-Ace 2 года назад

      Did you edit your comment because your phone autocorrected Rick to D ick?

  • @Proven187
    @Proven187 2 года назад +30

    World War ||| on the brink but I got Chris to get me through this. Love you bro ❤️

  • @heather.be.thy.name3.16
    @heather.be.thy.name3.16 2 года назад +35

    I'm cracking up already and all it took was that title🤣

    • @brentrothery2419
      @brentrothery2419 2 года назад +1

      I already knew what he was talking about just from that haha

    • @infinitytme676
      @infinitytme676 2 года назад

      @@brentrothery2419 same! 🤣🤣

  • @scottpitner4298
    @scottpitner4298 2 года назад +7

    R. Ross next move: “chef? I Got The Sushi That Roll Itself’ 😎

  • @jasonthompson2406
    @jasonthompson2406 2 года назад +6

    The FUCKING CONVO WITH RICK ROSS AT A PARTY HAS ME DEAD!

  • @emmitdyeweeh885
    @emmitdyeweeh885 2 года назад +23

    Been a huge fan from the beginning w Everything, id say also when chris sheds a little bit of stuff from therapy and how to deal with things ,i can relate to alot of it and it helps to just hear someone else shed some light on certain emotions and the right way to deal with conflict becsuse i find myself dealing with similar settings ,so much love bruh as always ,your great dude dont change.

  • @tltalkz
    @tltalkz 2 года назад +13

    I know Chris is usually Johnny’s always right, but when Rick Ross says “That’s yours!!” He’s obviously saying that to the cow, like this land is your new home. It’s ok to be wrong sometimes. ily

  • @Hakman78
    @Hakman78 2 года назад +13

    My grandpa went blind for around the last 6 years of his life but would still drive around his hometown because he said he had memorized the roads. But did you memorize the traffic? RIP

  • @reidb9422
    @reidb9422 2 года назад +10

    For me personally, at this particular moment in time, I got the cow that milks itself

  • @dennyguit
    @dennyguit 2 года назад +31

    I love the Chris's character progression.
    "Some deep seated issues? Yyyez, am I gnn to therapy ? YYYYEEEZZ!"
    Fukin dealin with life like a pro

    • @JamisonGallagher
      @JamisonGallagher 2 года назад +1

      I feel your sentiment and therefore it pains me to point this out. It's actually seeded and not seated.

    • @dennyguit
      @dennyguit 2 года назад

      @@JamisonGallagher Hahah thanks

  • @joec024
    @joec024 2 года назад

    You're never talking bout your boy Calvin too much, Chris. Being a pops is the best light you have been in. You're helping me through a divorce in which I had to leave the home I shared with my 8 year old son and 3 year old baby girl. Thanks for helping me to smile a bit today man.

  • @Rob_editsalot
    @Rob_editsalot 2 года назад +33

    I was crying laughing at this episode and don’t ever apologise for speaking too much about your son

  • @Sveccha93
    @Sveccha93 2 года назад +2

    Every episode ends up making me laugh and cry at the same time like a crazy person. Top notch.

  • @julianritchie947
    @julianritchie947 2 года назад +20

    One day Chris is going to meet Rick Ross and I want footage of this encounter

  • @sean78745
    @sean78745 2 года назад +5

    "Law & Over" that's it Chris, you've shut comedy down with this one baby

  • @cherylp365
    @cherylp365 2 года назад +1

    This is one of my favorite podcast! I’ve listened to all of your podcast and I love your humor but I love when you talk about your family and the love you have for them especially Calvin. I know you’ve gone through a lot and I’m so glad your back 👏🏼

  • @Idoaight
    @Idoaight 2 года назад +7

    The rick ross bits had me rolling. Definitely needed that pick me up today. Thank you Chris

  • @caricatureparty
    @caricatureparty 2 года назад

    You can implement conversation checkers at the log cabin parties.

  • @derekgleeson1353
    @derekgleeson1353 2 года назад +2

    The best ever advertising slogan - "the perfect thing for now" 👌

  • @mayh3mmadn3ss79
    @mayh3mmadn3ss79 2 года назад +26

    Please let this be about Rick Ross buying a cow that can milk itself 🤣🤣

    • @grahamthegrand
      @grahamthegrand 2 года назад +6

      literally dying hahahaha

    • @by3176
      @by3176 2 года назад +4

      Lmao!!!

    • @19Burgandy
      @19Burgandy 2 года назад +2

      "Squirt Squirt ros'e!

    • @daregulator83
      @daregulator83 2 года назад +2

      Ayesssss dude great call 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @machinagirl
      @machinagirl 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JH97A
    @JH97A 2 года назад +10

    Hey Chris thanks for the laughs during this weird time in history

  • @angelmelendez2468
    @angelmelendez2468 2 года назад +18

    What a fkn difference with Chris's demeanor , since all the BS happened ( Essentially living the vida loca) , I feel like now that he is getting back out there on tour he seems much more relaxed and himself . Super happy to see that . Those fkrs will take it if you let them .

  • @3nvyrelav3nt
    @3nvyrelav3nt 2 года назад +4

    It is now part of my daily routine to tell people “ I got the piano that play itself “ in a Rick Ross voice 😂

  • @TheChillje
    @TheChillje 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for talking about therapy Chris. I needed that. You are awesome 👏

  • @bryantconley1971
    @bryantconley1971 2 года назад +9

    Gotta love optimistic drivers that go 100 and mistake not dying with skill and knowledge instead of luck.

    • @tomdungley1214
      @tomdungley1214 2 года назад +2

      Yeah but you can do it if you have a sick fucking car that skirts any problem you run into

    • @bryantconley1971
      @bryantconley1971 2 года назад +1

      @@tomdungley1214 especially if you got bags like ya Boi King-Chris, not making a dent in the finances.

    • @tomdungley1214
      @tomdungley1214 2 года назад +1

      @@bryantconley1971 of course. When the brinks trucks keep backing up you got nothing to worry about.

  • @daddymcpapi7520
    @daddymcpapi7520 2 года назад +4

    "my 1st cow"
    it's a steer, Rick, a steer.

  • @alistairkent7458
    @alistairkent7458 2 года назад +9

    Get Calvin and Theodore a play date, immediately! All you hear is “oh shit” and “wat the fucc?” Hahah 😂😂😂

    • @craindrelescuillieres6629
      @craindrelescuillieres6629 2 года назад +1

      Fupa Rips

    • @vianeydeleon2008
      @vianeydeleon2008 2 года назад +1

      Are they friends? I know he was on their podcast but Idk

    • @alistairkent7458
      @alistairkent7458 2 года назад +1

      @@vianeydeleon2008 they were good friends a few years back. Did like 3 episodes of h3. We haven’t heard anything since the drama

    • @hamburglr1
      @hamburglr1 2 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure Ethan would denounce Chris still. Ethan is a social justice warrior and pretty sure they talked a little shit when Chris got cancled

    • @vianeydeleon2008
      @vianeydeleon2008 2 года назад

      @@hamburglr1 That's what I thought. I think trisha asked abut Chris on frenemies.

  • @jade_swim
    @jade_swim 2 года назад +1

    he talks so much like my brother ! He lives hours away so it brings comfort aha
    Been real stressed so the podcast is always the highlight of my week!!
    love you Chris thanks for being you!
    Life rips!

  • @mazerati935
    @mazerati935 2 года назад +26

    Im from Ukraine and that’s so good that i can just listen to this and get happier while rockets are blowing outside of my house

    • @triunity686
      @triunity686 2 года назад +5

      Wish you the best of luck mate 👌

    • @vicchecksitout9537
      @vicchecksitout9537 2 года назад +2

      Prayers to you and your family and Ukraine

  • @landonkirchmeier1503
    @landonkirchmeier1503 2 года назад +9

    Much love man, love when you see the real side of your favorite comedians. Chris is a beautiful person, from what I see. Especially with how he talks about his son. Thought it was awesome but I saw a podcast with Bobby Lee and Theo Von and heard those two talk about him and they never said an ill Word on D'Elia. It's hard enough to find true friends in the outside world but I couldn't imagine it in comedy, and honestly I was just frustrated that D'Elia went away. But he had to for himself. That first podcast by was one of the realest things I ever heard, I'm glad he did now because now he's stronger than ever. Keep it coming Chris, the future's too bright I don't know why you don't have sunglasses

    • @thomasjac85
      @thomasjac85 2 года назад +1

      I was listening to an old this past weekend and Andrew Schultz was baiting Theo to talk shit about humble Chris and Theo never took the bait. He was very diplomatic but never talked shit.

  • @plopes20587
    @plopes20587 2 года назад +1

    Watching this podcast is therapy in its self

  • @shanedennis263
    @shanedennis263 2 года назад +3

    I REALLY wanna see chris do a reenactment of that james brown interview it would be legendary!

    • @jameslaurent6491
      @jameslaurent6491 2 года назад

      Jordan Peel did a word-for-word reenactment years ago, but you can’t beat the original.

  • @jakedefusco8373
    @jakedefusco8373 2 года назад

    Thank you Chris for continuing to do what you do. I’ve been struggling with family issues lately and it’s been really tough, but watching this, I laughed for the first time in a while. Thank you 🙏🏼

  • @nimbus9125
    @nimbus9125 2 года назад +2

    I love how much Chris references Minority report 😂

  • @juleecarpenter1106
    @juleecarpenter1106 2 года назад +2

    I gotta see him again and again and again and again. He is soooooo GOOD live!

  • @ginamclaughlin6049
    @ginamclaughlin6049 2 года назад +2

    Chris’ Rick Ross voice is absolutely the best thing ever

  • @TreeShark
    @TreeShark 2 года назад

    31:00 man hearing you change the way you were going to approach that guy. That is hard to do, especially when you're angry. Much love. Cant wait for the merch to arrive at my criboo

  • @sweatysockz
    @sweatysockz 2 года назад +1

    I'm dying at the "Oh no! They'll figure me out" bit. OMFG

  • @ferndropsart
    @ferndropsart 2 года назад +1

    ‘It’s yours, me” 👽💀🤣

  • @stokkejanraggio9091
    @stokkejanraggio9091 2 года назад +2

    Is this podcast making my life more enjoyable after a hard days of work? yesssss. Even when Poetin is stirring a war? Yesssshhss. Do i cry when im under the shower. EH! Yessssh!

  • @bransonquintenz4052
    @bransonquintenz4052 2 года назад +10

    🤣🤣🤣 he was telling the cow that the space was his. Not telling himself the cow was his. But also. So lonely.

  • @Real_Iceout
    @Real_Iceout 2 года назад +9

    Damnit Chris is hilarious

  • @joes6108
    @joes6108 2 года назад +1

    My don't push me long sleeve came yesterday along with my fed tax bags!

  • @HarrisonHUMAN
    @HarrisonHUMAN 2 года назад +2

    That James Brown interview lifted me up man

  • @nickycee92
    @nickycee92 2 года назад +1

    Anndddd he does it again. This podcast continues to keep me pushin and rippin thru life. Got to see him absolutely crush in Brea on Sunday and made my year

  • @tylerg.8626
    @tylerg.8626 2 года назад

    Absolutely love you Chris! So happy this pod is here for me man. The story about therapy and the little heart to heart I felt that brother

  • @youngorangee
    @youngorangee 2 года назад +1

    2022 gonna be my year 😎🎹

  • @scottpitner4298
    @scottpitner4298 2 года назад +4

    Woohoo! New episode gets me pumped

  • @wetawatcher
    @wetawatcher 2 года назад

    Once again! Just incredibly open and honest,and growing up in public.Brave beyond brave and banging and that’s it dude!

  • @noahhoman9749
    @noahhoman9749 2 года назад

    We appreciate you and this podcast Chris 🙌🏼

  • @Uncommonkid
    @Uncommonkid 2 года назад

    That was great advice from your therapist. Best way the situation could have gone. And a good life lesson.

  • @kasperkap
    @kasperkap 2 года назад +3

    You're not a real BABY if you didn't read the title with the Rick Ross voice before watching this episode.

  • @Comeonyoutubeseriously
    @Comeonyoutubeseriously 2 года назад

    I wish i had taken the route you took with telling someone that they hurt you. I’ve admittedly taken the wrong route in the past and unfortunately the situations got worse than they needed to be. Still to this day feel sorry and guilt over how those situations happened. You speaking of how you’re healing since those situations is exactly how i’m feeling now. It’s so nice to know i’m not alone. Sorry you went through what you did.
    Seriously, just saw you at the laugh factory in December and have been laughing at your sets since. Just found your podcast and am over the moon, i get to hear more of your commentary. Such a great podcast. Please never give up!!

  • @Scotty2Shotty
    @Scotty2Shotty 2 года назад

    Just showin luv to the algy and making friends with m’ fellow babies in the log cabin. This was a good one, hope everyone is enjoying their day

  • @jakebalkema1122
    @jakebalkema1122 2 года назад +1

    “Law and Over” good one Chris👍🏻

  • @ScottieFindsFish
    @ScottieFindsFish 2 года назад +2

    i think rick ross was telling the bull “thats yours” in reference to the feild

  • @vuduofficial47
    @vuduofficial47 2 года назад +3

    This came out on my birthday fuck yes!! Love you Chris!

    • @WynnnC
      @WynnnC 2 года назад +2

      Happy birthday bro

    • @vuduofficial47
      @vuduofficial47 2 года назад +1

      @@WynnnC thank you man! It’s the 21st too I’m stoked! Have a good day dude

  • @dylanscott3036
    @dylanscott3036 2 года назад

    I am so proud of you and your personal growth. This episode made me really emotional and helped serve as a check on me and where I want to go in life. Keep on ripping, Chris. Hope to see you in Seattle real soon.

  • @racheller8753
    @racheller8753 2 года назад

    The story he told at 33/34 minutes in was beautiful, it showed strength and what real men do! Taking that route was powerful!
    With out sounding condescending ... I'm really proud of you/ Chris D. 💫✌🏽💜

  • @heather.be.thy.name3.16
    @heather.be.thy.name3.16 2 года назад +2

    "Mishap of a person". New t-shirt

  • @snackpack2191
    @snackpack2191 2 года назад +1

    chras looking tired got them BAGS right under his eyes

  • @ArtGuitarLTX
    @ArtGuitarLTX 2 года назад

    “I need some cut pipe” 🤣 I lost it after that 🤣🤣

  • @picklygirl123
    @picklygirl123 2 года назад

    “It’s yours me” WHEN YOU SAID THE ALIEN VAPORIZES I CRIED HAHAHAH

  • @ProperChaos
    @ProperChaos 2 года назад +1

    I love that you address the sellouts- I made a video way back about it, m’preciatecha and your true honesty and transparency since coming back…. Thanks To wifey!!

  • @logankowalyk2580
    @logankowalyk2580 2 года назад

    Bro the conversation checker is the greatest thing ever

  • @caricatureparty
    @caricatureparty 2 года назад

    If you drive the same roads over and over, the traffic patterns do become more and more predictable.

  • @Cchichester
    @Cchichester 2 года назад

    The conversation service would be amazing. So funny

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P 2 года назад +1

    25:44 dude, someone needs to animate this conversation 😂

  • @thesalesmasterclass
    @thesalesmasterclass 2 года назад +1

    Bruh just called John DJ Khaled. The most hilarious start of a verse in rap plus being Rick Ross.
    Missed opportunity, you would’ve killed that bit

  • @danmadd22
    @danmadd22 2 года назад

    U were just firing on all syllables this pod!! Ur the best!!

  • @brianhenry5992
    @brianhenry5992 2 года назад +1

    You're my favorite comic out there. Keep it coming

  • @thejamescorwin
    @thejamescorwin 2 года назад

    Absolutely the best service. I would subscribe to conversation checkers

  • @rondoespsych5901
    @rondoespsych5901 2 года назад +1

    I like how he delivers the *goods* on Thursday.

  • @QUASAR9
    @QUASAR9 2 года назад +6

    100% entertainment!!! 😆

  • @carmenoliveri273
    @carmenoliveri273 2 года назад

    Thank you Chris for another heart felt and honest podcast!

  • @melissacranmer007
    @melissacranmer007 2 года назад

    Dinosaurs!!!! Get it Calvin! Happy Belated Birthday. Chris your cameo for my resting grumpy faced husband was amazing. We love your podcast tenfold times more since you became a dad.

  • @jakeheffner7337
    @jakeheffner7337 2 года назад +1

    I want some ‘cow that milks itself’ merch

  • @ZR2124
    @ZR2124 2 года назад +1

    Fav podcast by far

  • @bfantaye
    @bfantaye 2 года назад

    “Imma gonna lose my job…”
    “Bauce…mucho gracia.”
    😂

  • @mor23
    @mor23 2 года назад

    The bit with Chris and Rick Ross talking at a party had me in tears

  • @evolkiss6
    @evolkiss6 2 года назад +2

    this fool has me laughing hysterically thru out this whole video 😭😭😭

  • @thatoneplace
    @thatoneplace 2 года назад +1

    Calvin's already fuckin dinosaurs!!! ;) 9:58

  • @dusty1754
    @dusty1754 2 года назад +2

    I laughed a lot during this one. Thank you. I also appreciated the self-reflective shit. Thanks for that, too.

  • @upstategrowmie8997
    @upstategrowmie8997 2 года назад +1

    Yesssss one of the 5 actually funny podcasts uploaded today!!!!!

  • @MaximillzKing
    @MaximillzKing 2 года назад +1

    Knowing already that the cow that milked itself must be related to the piano that played itself

  • @carpetfire7862
    @carpetfire7862 2 года назад

    This show is actual therapy for me