The Vyvanse Boy at Sea (251) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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This week Chris discusses his recent time at sea, his dislike of Taco Bell, and The Staircase. Plus he shares his thoughts on the Chappelle attack.
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You’re a tour date Chris
Come to Sydneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Chris what does "S'Deeper" mean lol?
I freakin luv you Chris!!! 👍❤️🤣🔥Add TAMPA pleaseeeeee
I love you too man but come onnnnn deeeeuuude what’s good with those north eastern coast tour dates?!? I mean I guess you’re just basically giving no fucks about anyone who isn’t near fuckin Boston, man. I keep hearing you talk about this dope ass tour and I notice how there isn’t a single show in New York, nada, nor shitty ass NJ even, NOPE!👎 fucking damn it dude…I mean, I gotta say it-you’re really leaving some real, down ass, loyal babies hangin! 👶Genuine true babies already waiting in the tall luscious grass👼 & you’re just like fuck it…for shame my dude, for shame. That’s me because I live in ny and lemme tell ya, ahhhyup certainly disappointed 😔
Whoa Chris, be careful with that Vyvanse. My aunt took it and she went on a boat D:
😂
I’ll pray for her 🥺
Convict musik
Damn, me and Chris really just made friends in the comments...
See you at 6:30pm Chris, im comin over for supper now!
I heard about that! Made her the life of the party right?
Watching this podcast is therapy. Listening to him come undone in small situations. I’m so glad I’m not alone.
Me too 👍
Weird. I came here to say the same thing. Wanna spin move together?
Yup. I’m on board with this.
extended cult outside log cabin
Yes fam
Chris is becoming Dr. Seuss and not realizing it.
"Now we walk on the vote, on boat.
Not vote! Because vote is nothing.
Not when it comes to boats."
Hahaha true!
Lmfaooo
The owl doing the agitated wing ruffle sent me over the edge.
That edge is a frequent guest in my brain on this pod
Absolutely same
10 seconds before getting on the boat Chris was the least go on a boat person ever for sure
Being s'disrespectful to the vessels.
Now is he the….first to go?
lmao for sure
😂😂😂
Aren't we all.
Dude you KILLED last night at the improv! I have not laughed that hard in forever. What a damn pleasure that was.
Saw Callen this past weekend and it was fucking great, Chris is lucky Bryan took him under his wing.
omg I saw that set right when he posted it! You’re so lucky you were there, I was crying laughing
@@jasonthompson2406 oooooOOOOooooOoooOppssss
I don't do drugs, but when i do - it's uppers chased with the most caffinated coffee known to man 🤣
great ep thanks for the laughs
Actually can’t believe he didn’t sing “cause I’m a vyvanse boy” to the tune of Island Boy
underrated comment
Missed opportunity
nice, need to get him to
When he was telling the burrito story I was waiting for Matt to bust in yelling NOOOOOO
“Okay, now you’re pissing me off.”
Hahahahaha omg
Hearing Chris say “firing on all cylinders” was like hearing Jimmy Carr’s real laugh.
uuuh-ooOOPS!
What a beautiful simile!
the two sips of Baja blast conversation is something straight out of a sitcom dude 😂
"Practice making your top lip touch you bottom lip". Dude's a wizard w his wordplay 🤣🤣🤣
Him losing his mind and throwing shit, and slapping the desk when saying “your boy went on a boat”. I was dead haha
Been waiting a while for another King’s Speech reference and we FINALLY got one EEEEYEEESSS
Perfect timing, I’m halfway thru Tigerbelly and about to have a
cringe-induced seizure
Tigerbelly not the same as year or two ago
Just finished it, i had to take three showers after
Very awk
Cringe induced seizure lol I'm gonna have to check it out lol
A cringe induced seizure? Ya…. Khalyla has that effect on me too.
The *random rustling noises* "pack up, we're done here" bit is my FAVOURITE! eeeeeeeyes!
Cool things to Google:
Jack Churchill (fought through WWII with a sword)
Gobekli Tepe (ancient unexplained ruin in Turkey)
The Piri Reis Map (Impossibly accurate map from the 1500s)
The Puckle Gun (first "automatic" firearm prototype)
Stede Bonnet (the worst pirate of the Caribbean)
The Angria Pirate Kings (best pirates of the Indian Ocean)
Jordan Peterson discussing Karl Jung's Red Book (psychedelic investigations by psychologists)
Robert Smalls (escaped slave who posed as a CONFEDERATE captain during the Civil War)
That’s so fucking random but you know I’m still gonna google that shit.
“That’s mine too” to whatever Buritto Guy is carrying next time you bump into him in the elevator 🤘🤘 Johnny keeps it goin dude 😎🔥🔥
Right? Like going forward, he needs to just ask that guy, “Hey is that the burrito? It’s mine.” No matter what he’s carrying or how he’s dressed-same convo every time. 🤣
Johnny doubles down
After 251 episodes, I just noticed the opening beat has Chris’s laugh used in it.
someone took a vyvanse
Damn boi that’s called a delayed reaction
Mentoo
wow 😂
So pumped for the return of “The King’s Speech”!
Vyvanse will really get you firing on all silky doors
I've never taken a Vyvanse. How, powerful is it?
@@Ophelia_Pain its amphetamine salts. Speed but clean the strenght depends on the dosage
@@Ophelia_Pain it’s ADHD medicine
It's diet meth
It’s drugs for people on boats
After watching the Tigerbelly episode with Shaub I needed this silly goose time.
Bring back TMP
Sadly, don't think it will ever happen.
The bit with the owl/staircase had me in tears. Funny af as always.
"I'm no owl... but... no..!!"
Who..!?
Chris describing his vyvanse experience is fucking classic lol
Well it is meth, so you gonna feel like a boatman
@@VulcanM61 except for that it isn’t
@@constantthought6082 pretty much is
Classic
@@Timayy no it isn't
And Netflix documentary about an owl on trial is a documentary I most definitely would watch
I’m prescribed Adderall & Xanax cause life is hard as shit and my job is stressful as fuck! Woooo!
get your shit together this fucks you up at some point. seems fun now but you will have to pay for it.
I have literally been so depressed all day, even cried today, YEEESSS! There were no walls today. Thanks for making a bright spot in my day, literally.
The "pause" bit made me love Chris even more, PAUSE!😊💪🏾👊🏿
The owl part killed me I'm posting this from the great beyond 🤣
Sometimes I zone out while listening and have to rewind like 5 minutes back because no way in hell am I able to figure out why he's making owl sounds without context
The most dramatic telling of an anecdote about trying a soda. YYEEESSSS!!!
he should replace the sticker of himself on the laptop with a calvin sticker
No
Or he should call his next special Illmatic and put calvins face on it
Yea i dont know about that, i heard they had a fallout! I guess his son doesnt like him anymore lol
@@aceofbastone ur a fkn genius🔥👊🏿
Watching from Liverpool in the UK love the podcasts you are by far one of the most talented comedians. Love the rants🤣
Hope man City loses by 7 goals to West ham, oh and thanks for the Beatles also, friend!
@@bhaifawkes3639 believe me so do I🤣👍 cheers man
I was really needing a silly goose time today, the yachtsman nailed it
The "Pause" tangent is CLASSIC 😆 🤣 😂
Ahhhhhh 😂😂😂 waited to say burrito again !!! Both lifeline and this podcast are absolute treasures!!!
Retelling stories is good because you tell it in a funny way no matter what
This new chris 2.0 makes 30 your old men cry I dig it
That owl shits had me cackling 😂😂
The jump cut at 6:25 lmfaooooo he was going off the rails soooo hard
Comedy and talent and showmanship, Chris killing it.
Dang, that moment of pure joy realizing a new podcast is out is something else 😎
I loved the owl taking the stand bit. I was laughing
I thrive on the Vyv, keeps me firing on all syllables every day. Vyvanse makes my ADHD more like Always Drippy Humble Dad
Oh wow you thrive on methamphetamines? No way.
They may same similarities but they are different drugs. Stay cool, stay uneducated.
@@chase1279 I'm sorry I meant amphetamines, you're right. They're not the same as methamphetamines, but they are similar, just less potent. Vyvanse and Adderall are both amphetamines, basically watered down cocaine. They're both highly addictive and have the same exact side effects as methamphetamines, but you know, you do you professor.
I audibly let out a ohhhh at "that means he likes it"
Thankful to see my cult leader posting this morning ❤️
Omg I’m so excited that he tried a new thing and had a good time. Being on the water 🔥
So cool seeing you back on tour. Life really do RIP
You should buy a boat and call it “Baja Blast”
Chris is basically the equivalent of the crazy uncle at family get togethers.
Hahahaha
The OWL bit was actuallly hilariousssss
Damn, this one was a banger. Instant classic. Maybe the occasional boat/vyvanse sesh is in order if this is what we get afterward.
already iconic 👑
9:09 trigger party mode on
Hope no one relapses but have fun
Life rips.❤️
Might be my favorite episode yet! Hahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣
"Not like I'm going nuts snorting it.....I should snort it" lmao
I take vyvanse so that’s hilarious. The owl bit was also a golden bit!
2yrs later the pause bit is still hilarious 😂 😂
Chris… get back on tiger belly!!!!!!
We need some “Vyvanse Boy” merch. My prescription changed my life 😂
100%!
2:32 is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Dude, Chris, the fact that you put so much effort into not trying Baja Blast is the reason I love everything you do. Baja IS NOT A FLAVOR. Thanks for doing this podcast all this time.
And your god's honest review of it sounds incredibly accurate. Wouldn't know though because I'd never try something called Baja Blast 😂
Ah, it looks like Chris has experienced the... implication of being on a boat.
That Bill Burr impression though. "Nah you gotta get rid of her" LOL
Strap in for this one...Juan Hire is in the House!
fire*
The owl bit may be the funniest bit ever watched that part 3 times before continuing the episode
Fully gripped on this pod. Love you Chris
Chris went full Abbott & Costello with the owl bit hahaha
We need some "That's Mine" merch because, just like you, I want to do more shit like that in life also! I think it would make Life Rip even more!
LMAO “it’s not like I’m going nutty snorting it”…”I should snort it”…”don’t snort it”. lol the best,
You took Vyvanse aaaand at the same time are prescribed Xanax. Thats some Rich people shit if my doctor heard i did something like this she'd stop seeing me
Not to mention he drinks coffee like a fish.
@@oPurpleGorillao fish drink coffee? Or he shapes his face like fish lips to sip coffee?
“..whoo..” was thee BEST bit of all time .
Be careful on Vyvanse that shit is extremely tough to get off of
It's a struggle man. I don't feel like I have a physical addiction to it, but rather psychological. I can go on vacation and not even think about it, but as soon as I have shit that needs to get done I feel like I can't function without it. Usually at the cost of being a bit more of an asshole, or less fun socially, because all I can think about is doing shit and being productive.
@@jesserusso2365 perfectly said. It’s like you sacrifice a part of your soul for the clarity. Hopefully our leader won’t start this pathway
@@OPAIK well said
you said that owl bit was one of the worst bits youve had on your podcast and it had me FUCKING DYINGGG at work i couldnt hold in my laugh when you said, "objection your honor, sustained" got me but when the owl flutters out of control and the judge bangs the gavel fucking KILLED ME lmfao, thanks for the laughs, love you!!
Duuuuude Chris has some color to his skin. He's not ghosted out anymore. He was on a boat for 10 mins and he's got color
Hes yellow because hes addicted to vyvanse
YYYYES!! We got a surprise Colin Firth in The King's Speech impression in this one babies!! 🤣🤣🤣
“BITCH I JUST WENT ON A BOAT” had people looking at me funny in the gym while I was crying laughing😂
I died
I DON'T CONSENT TO THIS TACO BELL!
ORDER!!! hoo... YOU!... why did I laugh hard at this 😂
Chris Delia took an adhd pill and became properly medicated and had a great evening??? @9:00
I’m on vyvanse for 10 years or so now lol. Love it
Life rips Chris, love ya💜
Bro!!
Yoooo that owl content was EPIC!!! Interviewing the owl - 😂🦉
Yoooo and I hate the baha blast as well!!! Hahaha 😂😂😂😂 hilarious dude!!
Vycanse and xanzibars are on total opposite ends of the spectrum, I’ve been on both and people don’t get how potent they are unless they’ve tried them. It’s not like regular medicine lol
They.. are regular medicine. And it all depends on the dosage. 5mg of adderall and .25 of Xanax is not a lot, and helps a lot of ppl
@@seanmarkoli9665 oh? Have you tried these medications?
Okay that owl hooing has me laughing so wholly..
I was going to write a comment, but I couldn’t decide between the hundred of thoughts running through my head due to this vyvanse.
This episode was truly firin' on all cylinders. Colin Firth impression making a return, sticking to hardcore truths with the Baja drink, Vivansy socializing
And random biles done!!
Chris is always so entertaining 😂❗❗love the pod 💫
Almost actually fell when he came in with the Hall & Oates😂
Chris’s love language is letting you annoy him and spend his money 😂
One fire dude, for not removing the water bottle label.
The “we swallow hard” monologue was one of the greatest things in podcast history
Whoever does the edits is hilarious..I ~always~ laugh at the Jeremy renner bits lmao
Ah yes. The best part of my week.
the "Hoo"'s killed me lmfaooo
Mad respect to Chris for giving the God’s honest truth about the Baja blast and how absolutely shit it is despite the pressure against him
I reunited with an old friend of mine recently, and he asked if I had had any experience with meds before and I said no (because I haven't), and he was like "I need to see what you're like on my ADHD meds" and I, having no idea what it even is, made the intelligent decision to say "Okay." He hands me a 70mg tab of vyvance. SEVENTY MGs. How that amount is even legal I have no clue, however my resting heart rate was 124 and I couldn't shut the fuck up it was hilarious.
I think 70mg is the highest dose they prescribe.. that's intense!
In my younger irresponsible days I once took 260 mg at once pretty dumb just a waste at that point😂
The number of times this channel has made me say “FUCK yeah, dude!” is outlandish🖤🙌
I even said
...fuck yeah dude... at the casino today. That 4 deuces really got me ✌️✌️
9:49: Never change this vibe Chris.
Great show dude! I'm loving the other show with your equally crazy brother too. Good fun all around :-)