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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024

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  • @austinhall485
    @austinhall485 2 года назад +2702

    Back when callen was only 75

    • @JarrenHunt
      @JarrenHunt 2 года назад +12

      75 only. Glory days.

    • @BENYEET
      @BENYEET 2 года назад +8

      Back when chris wasn't borderline crisis mode

    • @B-doll
      @B-doll 2 года назад +2

      @@BENYEET wym by that ? I’m confused?

    • @soccerrox100
      @soccerrox100 2 года назад +3

      @@B-doll quite obviously he means this video is before his borderline crisis stage

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 года назад +1

      @@BENYEET caused by lying assholes who put him in that mode

  • @sleddi98
    @sleddi98 2 года назад +560

    Love when Bryan says “don’t” in between each word 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tommy_noble
      @tommy_noble 2 года назад +14

      "careful, careful the way you phrase your words"

    • @flimflama9333
      @flimflama9333 12 дней назад

      💯 he is the goat for playing along when getting riffed on

  • @Uso.faithful
    @Uso.faithful 2 года назад +981

    “Sweet tart tart’n ass”😂

    • @AnglandAlamehnaSwedish
      @AnglandAlamehnaSwedish Год назад +4

      U actually thought that was funny????

    • @foreconz1684
      @foreconz1684 Год назад +2

      ​@@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish yes, do you see the 617 likes?

    • @jared9822
      @jared9822 Год назад +3

      ​@@AnglandAlamehnaSwedish yep

    • @jan.plays.guitar
      @jan.plays.guitar Год назад +1

      @Onyx 880 likes literally mean 880 people agree.

    • @andreas956
      @andreas956 7 месяцев назад

      Absolutely hilarious. Any further questions?

  • @HXLIASMR
    @HXLIASMR 2 года назад +2220

    This era of podcasting was legendary. I miss these days lol.

    • @FishAreFriendsNotFood
      @FishAreFriendsNotFood 2 года назад +10

      This is the way

    • @tomsensale2104
      @tomsensale2104 2 года назад +45

      Will never be the same honestly

    • @jeffsquad2055
      @jeffsquad2055 2 года назад +3

      Facts man

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x 2 года назад

      This "era" are you f****** 12? This was like two or three years ago and these podcasts were barely funny that's why they only lasted about 2 years

    • @owenmonahan5821
      @owenmonahan5821 2 года назад +65

      Yeah things haven't been the same since they've been exposed as sex criminals

  • @dialedmedia_
    @dialedmedia_ 2 года назад +320

    The funniest shit Brian Calendar has ever said; "it has dairy and I have psoriasis"😂

    • @jimmyd1110
      @jimmyd1110 2 года назад

      his jewishness is showing

    • @DP-gb8qu
      @DP-gb8qu 2 года назад +20

      I think he was being serious lol

    • @OfficialDangus
      @OfficialDangus Год назад +7

      It's true. Nuts and dairy. If I drank that thing my face would turn into the surface of Mars. Subhoeric derhmatitis in my case, same stuff more or less.

    • @SuprGaming
      @SuprGaming Год назад +3

      Holy shit I never knew that, i have plaque psoriasis so I need to ask my doctor

    • @MC-342
      @MC-342 Год назад +8

      I've had psoriasis my whole life and no doctor ever has told me that dairy has anything to do with it.

  • @oldjackrustler9302
    @oldjackrustler9302 2 года назад +448

    Hands Callen a drink.
    "I can't eat that."

    • @johnsenderman2462
      @johnsenderman2462 2 года назад +9

      Technically he’s right you eat a drink by drinking it.

    • @dylanstevens5714
      @dylanstevens5714 2 года назад +1

      Well you can’t drink a strawberry…

    • @Vutermelon20
      @Vutermelon20 Год назад +5

      @@dylanstevens5714 You can if it’s been blended 🤯

  • @nicholasjarvis3260
    @nicholasjarvis3260 2 года назад +1745

    "That cost $4.50 and that DIDN'T MAKE A DENT!!! Hahaha

    • @Blernster
      @Blernster 2 года назад +46

      Here u forgot this "

    • @CLaneShoe
      @CLaneShoe 2 года назад +13

      @@Blernster good looking out.

    • @WATCHING-247
      @WATCHING-247 2 года назад +3

      @@Blernster I came to see if he finished the quote looked like a cliff hanger

    • @Lions7.62mm
      @Lions7.62mm 2 года назад +3

      @@WATCHING-247 I'm still sitting here 9 days later hitting the refresh button repeatedly waiting for part 2! Fkn cliffhangers!!

    • @WATCHING-247
      @WATCHING-247 2 года назад

      @@Lions7.62mm 🤣

  • @deatheater971
    @deatheater971 2 года назад +109

    The "Didn't even make a DENT!!" and the "Sweet tart tarting ass" killed me 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DaddyDom72
      @DaddyDom72 2 года назад

      Did it? Did it literally kill you?

    • @deatheater971
      @deatheater971 2 года назад +6

      @@DaddyDom72 Did you see the word literally in there? No, go home scrooge

  • @moonbull3137
    @moonbull3137 2 года назад +100

    Byron "I can't eat that" Callahan

    • @Nesto38
      @Nesto38 Год назад +2

      Byron Callahan lmao
      Brent crystals

  • @JoeyTen
    @JoeyTen 2 года назад +205

    The best chemistry in the podcast game

    • @b_renden7
      @b_renden7 2 года назад +7

      No

    • @JoeyTen
      @JoeyTen 2 года назад +7

      @@b_renden7 after 50 likes, you're the first "No". Given those numbers, it seems like pretty good chemistry 😉

    • @yunghungskeet9843
      @yunghungskeet9843 2 года назад +1

      @@b_renden7 nice try pal GG

    • @leetpcguy
      @leetpcguy 2 года назад +5

      Add Will Sasso and we're there

    • @kuchi51
      @kuchi51 2 года назад +4

      @@b_renden7 nice try Brendan Shaub

  • @nathancarr7588
    @nathancarr7588 2 года назад +118

    I Miss these days

    • @mattnick23
      @mattnick23 2 года назад +1

      now they both accused for sexual things 😂

    • @nachomansandyravage2346
      @nachomansandyravage2346 2 года назад

      @@mattnick23 falsely you mean? And also what 2 years ago? Callen is probably a rapist, but Chris sent screenshots that cleared him up

    • @nathancarr7588
      @nathancarr7588 2 года назад +9

      @@mattnick23 who isn't 🤷

    • @lonely9464
      @lonely9464 2 года назад +1

      @@nathancarr7588 it’s as if most comedians have poor impulse control

    • @hercules_144
      @hercules_144 2 года назад

      Make your own days

  • @SilkySmoothDude
    @SilkySmoothDude 2 года назад +379

    Miss when Bryan would get upset about people at his show calling him sweet tarttartin ass

    • @barneyclifton6402
      @barneyclifton6402 2 года назад +3

      Tarte tatin but sure

    • @nachomansandyravage2346
      @nachomansandyravage2346 2 года назад +11

      Now he calls and makes threats to his friends instead

    • @Ynw_Wemby
      @Ynw_Wemby 2 года назад +2

      @@barneyclifton6402 tortellini but ok

    • @JoeyTen
      @JoeyTen 2 года назад +4

      @@Ynw_Wemby turtelingus but yeah

    • @Ynw_Wemby
      @Ynw_Wemby 2 года назад +3

      @@JoeyTen tortilla but I guess

  • @AaronRomero3386
    @AaronRomero3386 Год назад +4

    Will Sasso comes in and drinks it lol this is one of the funniest tfatk episodes from back in the day

  • @malcolmaustin4466
    @malcolmaustin4466 2 года назад +9

    This was one of the greatest podcasts ever recorded. Will Sasso later showed up and absolutely CRUSHED it.

    • @byrde4329
      @byrde4329 2 года назад

      Omg was this the seagull sashimi episode? 🤣

  • @crackheadbiden7269
    @crackheadbiden7269 Год назад +18

    When I go to Starbucks, I order the sweet tart tartan ass and they know exactly what I’m talking about.

  • @ryanbowen9718
    @ryanbowen9718 4 месяца назад +1

    I love how Chris puts the straw in for Bryan 😂😂😂

  • @nickwatts7640
    @nickwatts7640 2 года назад +26

    "I can't eat that it's dairy and I have psoriasis" haha

    • @implayingsomebass4753
      @implayingsomebass4753 2 года назад +1

      I forgot he snuck in I have psoriasis lmao

    • @oraakkeli
      @oraakkeli Год назад +1

      psoriasis sounds like an egyptian bird god.

    • @phillipsnxproov1623
      @phillipsnxproov1623 Год назад

      @@implayingsomebass4753 dairy does trigger psoriasis flare ups in some people though

  • @mikewedgwood697
    @mikewedgwood697 Год назад +2

    "Sweet-"
    "Don't."
    "tart-"
    "Don't."
    "tartin' ass."
    "Don't."

  • @3nymje
    @3nymje 2 года назад +23

    “Tart tart tarting ass man”- the moment Theo von took over his entire presence

  • @DeathMountainDragonaut
    @DeathMountainDragonaut Год назад +16

    Chris just taught me the proper way to open a straw wrapper.

    • @bob3007
      @bob3007 10 месяцев назад +1

      holy fucking shit i thought you were joking....

  • @Editionsz
    @Editionsz 2 года назад +10

    Finally these clips being posted by the original person

  • @bundiesel8472
    @bundiesel8472 2 года назад +4

    Chris is Savage.
    "Didn't even make a DINT!" lmao

    • @FluxProGaming
      @FluxProGaming 2 года назад

      A what

    • @bundiesel8472
      @bundiesel8472 2 года назад

      @@FluxProGaming B who

    • @bundiesel8472
      @bundiesel8472 2 года назад

      @@FluxProGaming is that a question? You seem to have forgotten the question mark. You fool.... 😂

  • @justincutshaw8863
    @justincutshaw8863 2 года назад +3

    The DEENNNTT!! Got me lmfao

  • @IMightyL
    @IMightyL 4 месяца назад +3

    hot take but sex addicted chris was fucking HILARIOUS

  • @jayi.4687
    @jayi.4687 Год назад +4

    I feel like the character Chris played on the TV show "You" was his true personality

    • @LiamStewartMusic777
      @LiamStewartMusic777 Год назад +1

      Bro I was just watching "YOU" thinking oh the irony hahahah

  • @manager8632
    @manager8632 Год назад +1

    Chris’ straw unwrapping abilities exceed the average human standard. I feel like he invented straw unwrapping that was so clean.

  • @JarrenHunt
    @JarrenHunt 2 года назад +36

    This period was peak D’Elia in so many ways. I literally got a sweet tart tartin ass shirt because of this. I mean, you know how little fucks I have to give to wear a shirt that says that? Do you?

    • @chazzbranigaan9354
      @chazzbranigaan9354 2 года назад

      U bought the diddler merch lol? 🤣

    • @williamgreight4166
      @williamgreight4166 2 года назад

      It would actually lead me to believe that you give way more fucks, then the average person who cares what people think 🤷‍♂️

    • @lewisfane1924
      @lewisfane1924 2 года назад +4

      @@chazzbranigaan9354 projecting.

  • @Sketchypigeon.
    @Sketchypigeon. Год назад +23

    “Didn’t make a DEEEEEEEEEENT” 😂

  • @jamesmcclaren9759
    @jamesmcclaren9759 Год назад +3

    I’m disappointed, Chris. This is no way to speak to your grandfather.

  • @ethanwilliams2445
    @ethanwilliams2445 2 года назад +4

    Man when Chris went on the multi episode long DU DU DEEEEENNNNTTT!! World tour of disrespect to Callen. Then he started backing up the Brinks truck on him 😂😂😂 good times

  • @misun808
    @misun808 2 года назад +5

    Where is Chris and Bryan’s podcast together? Can’t stop laughing every time they’re together. Ooops!

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x 2 года назад

      Turned out they both were into some weird s*** sexually so it made them less palatable.

    • @Austism_Powers
      @Austism_Powers 2 года назад

      10 minute podcast?

  • @SuicideMike5150
    @SuicideMike5150 Год назад +1

    "I can't have that."
    Accepts it in his hand. 🤦‍♂️

  • @maemae4909
    @maemae4909 Год назад +1

    It has dairy and I have psoriasis. He sounds like Kim Kardashian.😂

  • @aLovelyDay4Love
    @aLovelyDay4Love 2 года назад +7

    😂😂😂
    ’…comes bearing gif:s!’

  • @austinnohrer1477
    @austinnohrer1477 Год назад +1

    Sweet Tart tartin ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mattjoines9048
    @mattjoines9048 2 года назад +2

    This remains my favorite podcast episode of all time

  • @leopoldstotch7711
    @leopoldstotch7711 2 года назад +33

    damn these 2 have chemistry - nothing beats TMP with Sasso
    they are gods, whether ol man Bry is a POS or not

    • @GASM0N
      @GASM0N 2 года назад +9

      Miss TMP so much

    • @barneyclifton6402
      @barneyclifton6402 2 года назад +1

      TMP?

    • @robertcheverie134
      @robertcheverie134 2 года назад +7

      @@barneyclifton6402 Ten Minute Podcast

    • @nathancarr7588
      @nathancarr7588 2 года назад

      Tmp Nation for life! P.S. sasso has covid....and c*unt bees

    • @nathancarr7588
      @nathancarr7588 2 года назад +8

      @@barneyclifton6402 the best pod to ever exist IMO

  • @viperrecords3288
    @viperrecords3288 Год назад +1

    “Be respectful” 💀

  • @chainsaw72081
    @chainsaw72081 Год назад +2

    "Chris, how much coke did you do before the show?"
    Chris: "Yes."

    • @didisaythat4230
      @didisaythat4230 Год назад

      He is a totally sober person. Which is not to his credit.. he's just an unfunny, straight laced, poser.

  • @anthony6929
    @anthony6929 Год назад +4

    He actually got that for his 16 yr old date she just didn't show

  • @clockfingerboards
    @clockfingerboards 2 года назад +2

    Imagine “black iced americano” is as “hard” as it gets… lol you got WATERED DOWN espresso…

  • @samholder196
    @samholder196 11 месяцев назад

    the dark horse joke here is 'i got a black iced americano and that's as hard as it gets' lol

  • @brightervision1471
    @brightervision1471 Год назад +4

    “I drink iced coffee, and that’s about as hard as it fuckin gets” 🤣🤣 love this guy

  • @JesusIsAlphaOmega001
    @JesusIsAlphaOmega001 Год назад +6

    one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • @seansean7814
    @seansean7814 2 года назад +7

    I have always thought there was something off about Chris.

  • @HyperdoxOG
    @HyperdoxOG 2 года назад +1

    Wait a second. Dairy and Psoriasis? I have psoriasis, nobody ever told me to stop eating dairy.

  • @jennacorre8084
    @jennacorre8084 2 года назад +1

    This is great. Omg his reaction ‘I can’t eat that, I have psoriasis’ ‘tart n ass’ omg this is gold.

  • @patmccrotch5373
    @patmccrotch5373 11 месяцев назад

    The 'sweet tart tart'n ass' fuh-king kills me every time holy shit.

  • @davidusa47
    @davidusa47 5 месяцев назад

    $4.50 was the funniest part of this clip

  • @zacharyhullender8663
    @zacharyhullender8663 Год назад

    Chris has style of comedy all by himself. One of the most original guys I've seen.

  • @martinbutcher4305
    @martinbutcher4305 Год назад +1

    The Tommy Lee of comedians right there

  • @Plysomack
    @Plysomack 11 месяцев назад

    I'd like to think that Chris has Bryan saved in his phone as:
    First name: Sweet Tart
    Last name: Tartn' Ass

  • @OlderSoldier
    @OlderSoldier Год назад

    The way he says "dewd" hahah

  • @user-pl8mx4oy4n
    @user-pl8mx4oy4n 3 месяца назад

    This really was the good ol days of podcasting.

  • @nicholasfox6140
    @nicholasfox6140 2 года назад +1

    I like how Chris finds the moment to really dig in Calen elaborately

  • @naniurackass7793
    @naniurackass7793 2 года назад +24

    Just two unfunny guys having a conversation, the pinnacle of podcasting

  • @L0STV1K1NG96
    @L0STV1K1NG96 2 года назад +1

    Bro we need an episode of TFATK or KATA with Bryan, Chris, Theo, and Brendan. Possibly even Will Sasso would be legendary.

  • @PhillyEagles10
    @PhillyEagles10 Год назад

    Opening the straw in the middle = genius

  • @ItsAllGravy0123
    @ItsAllGravy0123 2 года назад

    He's saying that as his pink phone is right next to him 🤣🤣 lol classic

  • @Avyboy28
    @Avyboy28 8 дней назад

    I don’t care what anybody says this time was some of the best comedy podcasts around that time!!! Love it still

  • @ayo0o0o0o0
    @ayo0o0o0o0 Год назад

    People go to Brian’s shows and call him “Sweet Tart’n Ass” now 😂

  • @_MrWavy_
    @_MrWavy_ 2 года назад

    Literally the best podcast clip of all time. By far. Nothing comes close.

    • @725niko
      @725niko 2 года назад

      Tom and Bert’s coolaid clip is close in my book.

  • @shaneharding7706
    @shaneharding7706 2 года назад

    Hey. It's the Super deluxo kid, and conversation strangler Steven!

  • @mannypop33
    @mannypop33 Год назад

    Sipping coffee through a straw like a real badass. 😂

  • @AjaxeSSS
    @AjaxeSSS 2 года назад

    This was the best time for comedy podcasts

  • @karsaorlong666
    @karsaorlong666 2 года назад

    I like how he completely ignored his pleas to stop offering it

  • @navieats3955
    @navieats3955 Год назад

    How dare he disrepect OG magneto

  • @michaelmcgrath5032
    @michaelmcgrath5032 11 месяцев назад +1

    That pink fuckin simply strawberry 😂😂

  • @pokerace420
    @pokerace420 2 года назад +1

    Is putting ice in your coffee "as hard as it gets"¿

    • @worldeater161
      @worldeater161 2 года назад

      Drinking hot coffee on a hot ass day is stupid af. But technically... It is harder...

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe 2 года назад +3

    Iced coffee is " as hard as is gets?"
    Try again Chris

    • @OGbqze
      @OGbqze 2 года назад

      Vinegar

  • @SuperEagle112
    @SuperEagle112 Год назад +1

    Even though his standup is unbearable. Pre-controversy, on podcast, Chris d’Elia is so funny. And this episode gets crashed by will sasso and it’s one of the funniest.

  • @dubb1835
    @dubb1835 Год назад

    When he said 4.50 and it didn't make a fuckin dent I cried 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @d.c.1059
    @d.c.1059 Год назад

    Ooh D'Elia Needs his coffee cold and well chilled on ice, how tough!!!

  • @WonkaBiz
    @WonkaBiz Год назад +1

    I got a manly black coffee, but here, you wanna borrow my pink phone?🥴

  • @TWOhype23
    @TWOhype23 Год назад +1

    He looks like Corey Lajoie haha

  • @alecstewart8084
    @alecstewart8084 Год назад

    Callen knows every martial art there is but don’t dare throw dairy at him

  • @SilverStallion.eSports
    @SilverStallion.eSports 2 года назад

    “I can’t eat that” dawg it’s a DRINK🤣

  • @adamgee7755
    @adamgee7755 2 года назад +1

    so dairy is a psoriasis triggerere. 1st time I've heard this

  • @sleezegangsports
    @sleezegangsports Год назад

    Black iced americano, doesnt get any harder than that... lmfao

  • @tdj7
    @tdj7 Год назад

    Talkin about a pink drink, looks at his phone... oh.

  • @wyattwilliams3065
    @wyattwilliams3065 Год назад

    Bro really put ice in his coffee and called it hard.

  • @TrevorScanlan
    @TrevorScanlan Год назад

    Can you post the clip where you tell bryan is "...your dog"

  • @thenightmare92
    @thenightmare92 Год назад

    This era of podcasts was the best! These guys, Theo Von was cranking out banger after banger. The Fighter & The Kid had some solid episodes. Sadly now it’s not the same.

  • @bigloudandnoisy3601
    @bigloudandnoisy3601 2 года назад

    If only Everybody’s Dad saw Chris disrespect his brother like that.. woulda gotten a crisp slap

  • @specie44
    @specie44 Год назад

    Serious question though: Does dairy fuck with your psoriasis?

  • @Big_Wamu
    @Big_Wamu 2 года назад +1

    This was golden age

  • @explicableone6991
    @explicableone6991 Год назад

    “It has dairy in it and I have psoriasis”.
    These people ffs.

  • @ktbffh1542
    @ktbffh1542 Год назад +1

    Chris is too fucking funny bruh 😂

  • @imlurkn5291
    @imlurkn5291 2 года назад +7

    But when Chris shows up to the 15 year old girls house he brings alcohol

    • @MrAlwaysRight
      @MrAlwaysRight Год назад +3

      Except that didn't happen, no proof, so HA

  • @jamescoulter7328
    @jamescoulter7328 2 года назад

    I got you a pink drink to match my pink phone 😂

  • @eduardotrejo1445
    @eduardotrejo1445 2 года назад +5

    Callens underrated podcasting prime

  • @Xxandross
    @Xxandross Год назад

    ain’t that the guy from “YOU”

  • @themusicgraveyard600
    @themusicgraveyard600 2 года назад

    This is Chris's way of saying fuck you respectfully. I love Chris. Hilarious, but so underrated.

  • @b-2466
    @b-2466 3 месяца назад +1

    Black iced americano is hard as it gets?!? 😂😂 no man should drink iced coffee. Black coffee is the only way

  • @dylansnellgrove2899
    @dylansnellgrove2899 2 года назад

    Didn't even make a fucking deeeeeeehhhhhnnnnnt

  • @stanyeeast3508
    @stanyeeast3508 2 месяца назад

    I only know this is old because Starbucks is like $8 a drink now in NC...oh and Chris D'Elia

  • @blobbydigital5610
    @blobbydigital5610 2 года назад

    Chris uses his pink phone case as a conversation starter with his 15-16 year old fans

  • @J.Teichroeb_ThisIsEpic
    @J.Teichroeb_ThisIsEpic Год назад

    We need at least 3 weekly podcasts with these 2. Throw in some will sasso every now and then as well

  • @bizzzzzzle
    @bizzzzzzle 2 года назад +1

    Psoriasis has nothing to with dairy….

    • @MsContessa1974
      @MsContessa1974 2 года назад

      Lol I was thinking that too its autoimmune and I've suffered from it for years

    • @Mr_Mojo_Rising
      @Mr_Mojo_Rising 2 года назад

      Exactly. I’ve had it since I was 11 years old and never heard anything about avoiding dairy. Keep the stress away and sunbathe as often as you can, and you will keep it away.

  • @elguapoguzman9051
    @elguapoguzman9051 2 года назад

    That's dairy and I have psoriasis 🤣