Damn dude, you about killed me. Sitting in break room at work listening and started take a drink during the story of Calvin in room being quiet. Then you say "He could be quietly making an omelet." while I was drinking. I spit up a huge puddle in the floor about choking to death. I'm usually good at timing when I take drink while listening but nope, not today. Got me good. 👏
This episode was oddly humbling and I’m really happy we can all sit here in the tall grass and have a silly goose time. Really makes Christmas feel like Christmas for once this year.
Right there with ya, brother. The world might be falling apart, but we're still here making friends in the comments. Chris has somehow cultivated the most wholesome comment section on this forsaken platform, so here's a toast to all the log cabin fire side chats to come! Merry Christmas from way up in Sweden, it's cold as shit but life still rips.
ear doctor here. Most people don't need a professional to clean their ears out on a regular basis. Washing them out every once in a while with a 50/50 mixture of water and hydrogen peroxide will help the wax migrate out of your ears naturally. That being said, some people make a lot of ear wax and need regular cleaning from a professional. just making friends in the comments
@@sammyr.1284 I used to irrigate my ears every day when I worked in a dusty environment. Just lay your head on one side, and pour your water or solution into it until it fills up. I used a bulb sometimes but you have to be really careful with those, not to damage the membrane to your inner ear.
As a metal fabricator walking around a shop all day, I binge listen to this shit no matter how many times I've heard the same episode and the welders think I'm a serial killer. But hey, I'm raw and what they see is what they get. 🤘
🤣🤣 when you were talking about sending late gifts and said.. "you know you're that ass hole to somebody. And you're smiling right now." ... I was smiling on queue and it was hilarious lol
That last missed connection was the best. I ordered the Xmas sweater for a work party potluck, but it came a couple days too late. Guess what? Dontmatta! Life still rips! Happy Holidays, everybody!
Rob dierdyk is the guy at my local vape shop that remembers my name and makes me realize maybe I do matter and then I leave the vape shop and I think about what his name is for a week
S'throwback to that original Jeremy Renner episode when Chris was making fun of these type of comments. well played. You wanna go to Outback Steakhouse sometime?
I order those eggs. 😥 Tobiko (flying fish roe), Masago (smelt roe), Ikura (salmon roe), Tarako (pollock roe), Sujiko (salmon roe that’s still within its egg sack), Kazunoko (herring eggs).
Chris should be the first prescription given to patients for depression!! If this podcast doesn't do it then they should see his standup!! No pills required!! I LOVE YOU CHRIS!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!! (Way to get back up! My hero!)
After hearing that touching part near the end I’m almost positive “in the same boat” meant they were both hungry not going through an existential realization. Lmao
that babies be doing shit section, then the one about your dad and son being in the same boat, was the funniest and realest shit ever i loved it duuuuuude
Honestly when you were talking about your dad I just started bawling. My father didn't get to experience that place where he meets his grandkids because he was taken too soon.
When I was a kid, my mom once tripped over a curb walking into a building carrying a bunch of papers after getting mad at my sister and I the whole drive there. She must have slid for a couple feet and the papers flew everywhere, it was Incredible. It still makes me laugh thinking about it.
FROM WIKIPEDIA Dyrdek is also the founder of the business incubator Dyrdek Machine and acquired DNA Distribution, the holding company of Alien Workshop, before selling it back to its founders. Dyrdek is also an investor in UFC, Beach Whiskey (where he also serves on the advisory board), Beatbox Beverages, and Stance. Thats probably a small part of his earnings.He is the goat.Freakin 100 million net worth. Respect
🤦♂️Need a last-minute gift? Get a Cameo from me 👉 www.cameo.com/chrisdelia
Bring back TMP
Omg best gift idea ever
Ayo Chris I just farted, it was loud
You convinced me I got to go get my ears unclogged the left one is a little bit muffled
@Squilliam gawkinbut I heard it. It was pretty loud. But the smell! I adored it.
Just saved me bro....cuz I was about to walk back into work and had nothing to listen to and here it is....YEEEEESSSSSSS DUDE
Same
You finished pkn already eh? Same. Pka tomorrow tho.
Lmao same here
Hahaha i feel this
I smoke weed everyday so I decided to make my habit into something productive so now i smoke weed on my RUclips channel xD
Listening to Chris for an hour yelling is so relaxing. So comforting knowing I’m not the only one mad at everything 😂
Happy Holidays!
What you mad at bro?
NO BC same 😂 I literally listen every episode and I’m like YES. EXACTLY. Chris just gets it, I love this cult lmao. Happy Holidays to you!
@@nationalhero8 wHaT yOu mAd aT bRo‽
444
@@conorfields2660 222
Hey Chris, I want you to know that you’re unironically helping me with my anger when you talk about yours and I appreciate it. Thanks, man.
Mismo
Making friends in the comments brother anyway I can listen or help I’m here 😁
Always remember Johnny Keeps-it-Cool.
He helps with so much bro I stg
I'm angry too. Be my fucking friend.... 😤
The tracked gift bag at 25:03 was so unnecessary and yet completely appreciated.
Damn dude, you about killed me. Sitting in break room at work listening and started take a drink during the story of Calvin in room being quiet. Then you say "He could be quietly making an omelet." while I was drinking. I spit up a huge puddle in the floor about choking to death. I'm usually good at timing when I take drink while listening but nope, not today. Got me good. 👏
😂 when he whispered: hi dada 🗣….it scared me too actually lol
"Firing on one syllable," may be the best one liner there is.
This episode was oddly humbling and I’m really happy we can all sit here in the tall grass and have a silly goose time. Really makes Christmas feel like Christmas for once this year.
Right there with ya, brother. The world might be falling apart, but we're still here making friends in the comments. Chris has somehow cultivated the most wholesome comment section on this forsaken platform, so here's a toast to all the log cabin fire side chats to come!
Merry Christmas from way up in Sweden, it's cold as shit but life still rips.
Chris helped me realize that im actually a greek god in a human flesh prison thanks chris!
EEYEEEEESSS DUDE!
Sorry to break your heart Greek gods.
Dude were you just SPEAKING to me?? I am that guy with the delayed gifts and I WAS SMILING 😂😂
ear doctor here. Most people don't need a professional to clean their ears out on a regular basis. Washing them out every once in a while with a 50/50 mixture of water and hydrogen peroxide will help the wax migrate out of your ears naturally. That being said, some people make a lot of ear wax and need regular cleaning from a professional. just making friends in the comments
I have that buildup problem. Tiny ear canals apparently. Any suggestions?
Yes bro let's be comment besties
@@BrazFencil Y'tight? Tha's niiice.
Um, so just pour that mixture in my ear? With what device and how much like a teaspoon or?
@@sammyr.1284 I used to irrigate my ears every day when I worked in a dusty environment. Just lay your head on one side, and pour your water or solution into it until it fills up. I used a bulb sometimes but you have to be really careful with those, not to damage the membrane to your inner ear.
Chris is like he doesn’t have an hour ready but then makes us laugh for an hour every week
Podcast > standup
He never has had a full hour for a stage.
He doesn't need a special. WE ALL SHOW UP EVERY WEEK and that's special enough
Facts
He just needs to do that baby voice for an hour like the rest of his specials SLAM
"Babies grow up and become people." - Chris D'Elia.
He kinda right lowkey
I love listening to the pod in my ear buds while I grocery shop even if ppl see me creepily smile and giggle tp myself.
As a metal fabricator walking around a shop all day, I binge listen to this shit no matter how many times I've heard the same episode and the welders think I'm a serial killer. But hey, I'm raw and what they see is what they get. 🤘
Lol me too
The "hi dada" part made me blow bubbles in my coffee mid-sip.
NO DENTS THIS CHRISTMAS
Maybe a couple but NOT IN OUR HEARTS
Dents this Christmas for me. Broke as a ma’fucker fir the next few weeks.
444
@@smutleybutcher s’good Bro same here we’re in the same boat merry Christmas brother
"No no...I realize....I GAVE up already" lol pure comedy gold
Watching this on my TV so I had to pull it up on my phone to like and comment because we gotta get our dude PUMPIN through that algorithm
Scroll down with the arrows on the remote to the like button 😉 at least on my living room tv that works 😂
@@jeremyk5414 OHHHHHHHHH SHIT LMAO
Had my heart broken 2 days ago and I feel like absolute shit but life still rips
The person who did that to you can go back to the log cabin and do some chores.
Bro you made it, You dont have to buy a gift!
S’Sad
Sorry strong guy
I’m sorry to hear that- you’ve gotta friend here😁✨
All ya babies out there in the tall grass. Have a great Christmas!
peace
Right back atcha😁✨
🤣🤣 when you were talking about sending late gifts and said.. "you know you're that ass hole to somebody. And you're smiling right now." ... I was smiling on queue and it was hilarious lol
That last missed connection was the best. I ordered the Xmas sweater for a work party potluck, but it came a couple days too late. Guess what? Dontmatta! Life still rips! Happy Holidays, everybody!
Rob dierdyk is the guy at my local vape shop that remembers my name and makes me realize maybe I do matter and then I leave the vape shop and I think about what his name is for a week
Love this comment
Chris saying love makes the world go around is 180degrees from 5 yrs go , watching the progress to man from boy toy is great.
I love when I tell friends or family I listen to Chris and some start whining "ya know, I just can't support him..." Oh Ya? *DIDN'T FLIPPIN ASK BUD*
Bro you were RAW & REAL in this episode, I felt you dude, I really felt the vibe in this room. It was beautiful ❤️
Sushi chef: Hey D'Elia san, How many orange eggs do you want?
Chris: Yes
S'throwback to that original Jeremy Renner episode when Chris was making fun of these type of comments. well played. You wanna go to Outback Steakhouse sometime?
@@thomasj5024 Dude I'm so down for a Bloomin' Onion. Lets go.
The perfect Christmas gift for Chris - Chocolate Croissants
Couldn't agree more about Rob. Had the honor of talking to him Monday..super awesome guy!
You could agree more
The story about Calvin scaring tf out of Chris had me dying lmao
😂 🗣💨 👂🏼 hi dada .. 😳😭
No it didn’t
Connor McGregor rant..... lmaoooo 🤣😂🤣 ya boy is on 🔥
"Maybe You Live More Than Once" could be merch for sure
“This dude’s so beefed up he went from Irish to Russian” 😂
I order those eggs. 😥
Tobiko (flying fish roe),
Masago (smelt roe),
Ikura (salmon roe),
Tarako (pollock roe),
Sujiko (salmon roe that’s still within its egg sack),
Kazunoko (herring eggs).
I love this comment, but I don't know exactly why.
Would you happen to know if there's a Japanese word that covers all of these as a group, like "fruit" would cover apples, bananas, etc.?
Bro, playing your podcast has gotten me through my anxiety while being at work. BIG HELP. Man , thanks. Also, can you be my real dad?
Your pod is the hi-light of my week. Thanks Chris 👍
“Like You’re just guy hanging out” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
41:50 baby’s be doing stuff.
🤣👶🏻
The stories about your son and dad are always the best. Makes me wish my dad was still alive and makes me want a son.
Do I always love cranking the volume up to 80% so I can hear this podcast....yeeeeeees!
Chris is like yea there’s people at my house but I’m going podcast anyway is the most baller thing ever
Me looking at my gift bags with tissue papers in it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel exposed lmao
Love the show dude! Greetings from Amsterdam
🙏🏻
juan fire displaying his chops and flipping that pic around to match chris’ hand movement!
Es’so good 🤌🏻
HA! READ THIS AS IT HAPPENED.
if someone posts a comment about a particular part in a podcast, I always want it in my eyes as it's happening now.
‘Twas the pod before Christmas 🎅 Have a good one.
Also: Did you give Callen his Mickey ears yet?
Ooo I like this ^
I was today years old when I realized "Congratulations" from the intro is a sample from buddy the elf.
Rocksteady and Bepop were worth waiting for 😆😆 redemption 😭😭😭😂
Love his monologue on don't worry about losing and fuck competitive nature. BE YOU!!
Very few if anyone can make me unnerved.
I hope you have a very Happy New Year!!! So glad you’re still doing your podcast. Definitely one of the best comedians out there Chris! 🥳🥳🥳
Chris should be the first prescription given to patients for depression!! If this podcast doesn't do it then they should see his standup!! No pills required!! I LOVE YOU CHRIS!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!! (Way to get back up! My hero!)
Hilarious! The last missed connection had me rolling! "Hey guy! Go to the doctor"🤣🤣🤣🤣
I legit fell for the "oh this is the chrysler episode?". haha!
"Good thin I've got act'in in me cournah" -Chris D'Elia
This put me in such a good mood, thanks man
Merry Christmas to you and your family Chris! Much love
Lol "you're a slow breeze " that's a toughhh diss 🤣 😤
ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE POD? LETS FKN GO BROTHER. Lighting embers on a few syllables.
Whoever made the intro of this episode needs to take the instrumental to anger management therapy because it absolutely SLAMS
Merry Christmas and happy new year... From Oxnard CA
After hearing that touching part near the end I’m almost positive “in the same boat” meant they were both hungry not going through an existential realization. Lmao
This podcast is fkn brilliant! Big fan from Scotland
Nobody cares that your from woke toilet Scotland …
@@HEATSEEKER00 don’t be disrespectful.
@@Santiagoacph I'm being super respectful
That sweet spot.. Late 40s falling down is PERFECT
I'm so glad you're back Chris! I wish you and your family the best! Merry Christmas buddy!
Can't be that upset about the loss or a fan of Dustin if you keep calling him "Justin" 😂
"Your umbrella.....it's on Mars" killed me 🤣😭🤣
Christmas parades... Most cuda thing ever😂😂😂 literally walking with shiny things everywhere just following the shiny shit
that babies be doing shit section, then the one about your dad and son being in the same boat, was the funniest and realest shit ever i loved it duuuuuude
This episode was beautiful! beautiful! it went into the ocean depths love you Chris
merry merry Christmas
We need some ‘Firing on all syllables’ merch immediately
The "christmas theme gift bag with the shitty papers on top" special effects at 25:00 made my 30 minutes. Well done.
Don't be so creepy, Calvin....that freaking killed me.
Maybe, just maybe, the boat could be "absolutely in love with Chris".
Honestly when you were talking about your dad I just started bawling. My father didn't get to experience that place where he meets his grandkids because he was taken too soon.
He'll be working out the kinks for his new hour, tremendous! 💞 So good tp see Chris and Bryan back. You can't cancel talented good people! 💞
that holiday concert story had me laughing for 3 minutes straight.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!
Christmas gifts and bags are perfect, because you can reuse the bags. come on 😂😂😂😂
Ahahahahha “I leave the room for
a second. Come back- guess what? Eatin’ another f****ing candle.” Ahahaha
i love how he turned his hand to show how he was pinching the gift even thoughhh could tell he was pinching
Happy Christmas Chris and to anyone else reading this!
Happy Christmas to you too 😁✨
“awe f’ dude, i gotta take my hoodies to the doctor. i hope i dont catch it”
🔥 as F
"I cant believe its not christmas" hey guy, you have ALL the Christmas trinkets up un your house. HEY GUY, you have 42 trees in your house.
My first episode since the return. It’s like passing by the one that got away and you Might have a shot.
37:45 "you don't get it dude" 😆
This whole story had me rolling laughing. The sweet spot for falling down 😄
It’s all good, man.
@@Myfortyfives 😉
25:25 was the best present😂 had to double. Juan Hire!
When I was a kid, my mom once tripped over a curb walking into a building carrying a bunch of papers after getting mad at my sister and I the whole drive there. She must have slid for a couple feet and the papers flew everywhere, it was Incredible. It still makes me laugh thinking about it.
i’m not a big comment guy but the calvin candle story starting after 41:00 ish has me in tears
Thank you for your kind words, Chris.
I am crying i cannot stop crying….broooo YOU ARE SO HILARIOUSLY STRANGEEEEE lllmaaaaoooooo….so good man
YOOO, MISSED CONNECTIONS IS BACK LET'S GOOOOOOO!
This one had me laughing every 53 seconds. Oh my gosh
The gift bag and night vision eye graphics… 😂😂. Damn funny! Great episode once again. 😂👍👍
Dude the gift in the bag bit is me afffff! I throw that shit in a bag and I’m like “he’ya go “
The Christmas lights and snow in the beginning reminds me of the early rogan podcasts with redban
FROM WIKIPEDIA
Dyrdek is also the founder of the business incubator Dyrdek Machine and acquired DNA Distribution, the holding company of Alien Workshop, before selling it back to its founders. Dyrdek is also an investor in UFC, Beach Whiskey (where he also serves on the advisory board), Beatbox Beverages, and Stance. Thats probably a small part of his earnings.He is the goat.Freakin 100 million net worth. Respect
Yassss! I’ve been waiting ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Here comes D'Elia Clause!
2:27 It's like having on headphones to avoid talking to people but you really can't hear them
Dang, this made my night. Thanks and ily
"He went from Irish to Russian." Lmao
29:20 - Being truthful to yourself
38:30 - We're on the same boat 44:10
I will tell that story to Calvin every Christmas and I will be screaming like im screaming now! That made me laugh more than it should have.