I found an injured hawk and I’m gonna get him to a rehabilitation facility tomorrow but I named him Chris Delia in the meantime because he looks like a tired eagle too
In the off chance you see this Chris, I've been struggling with mental health a lot and this podcast is the only thing that helps me forget so thank you ❤
Ik that you're joking, but I feel like people on Tik Tok would actually defend this fart goblin when people make fun of her. It will never not be hilarious and disgusting, has nothing to do with vendettas, its just dumb as shit
Liver King is so Short, That fish was half the length of the liver kings height. If that Fish just didn't get caught for another 3 years it would have out grew him.
Can def trap a fart in a jar. Did it to my cousin one year for his birthday. Painted the jar black and told him I loaded it up with a bunch of old silver (he’s a collector). Had it trapped in there for 2 nights and when he opened it he gagged so hard he almost puked. 10/10 recommend.
Imma be honest I been waiting on him to get back to being free again and got damn I haven't laughed this hard at any podcast in months Chris D'Elia is back
I had to pause this video real quick just to say I have my cold brew from Starbucks, one of those tortilla turkey cream cheese and pepper jack wraps, and n'episode episode of Congratulations... I'm driving in busy rainy, Bay Area traffic... And I couldn't be happier!!
I used to be an annual passholder at Disneyland. Like you said in the vlog, you can be as passive or into it as you want which is cool. But we NEED a filmed reaction of you eventually going back on Space Mountain dude, it HAS to happen, face those old fears 😂
Parents took me to Disney when I was 7, first attraction they took me to you ask? “ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter” kicked and screamed the entire trip after that, my parents will NEV’ FORGET’IT!
As a teenager me and my mates used to fart in bottles with a third water. Water intensified the stink. Then we used to pass it to people and ask if our water smelt 'off' - fuckin worked homie. Seriously used to stink.
Am I listening to the pod on iTunes? Eeyyyyeeesssss dude. Am I also gonna watch on RUclips? Eyyyyesssss dude!! Hope all the baby’s are having a great day
Unintentionally took a break from watching these podcasts just because I was busy with life.. but now I'm ready to come back and binge watch from here to latest upload time to laugh like a mofo for a couple weeks haha. Didn't realize the channel name changed and ths pods with his bro are on here too, hype.
I love how Congratulations comes out on my off day 💪🏽 love you Chris! You make me feel like I can really make something happen with my life. Much respect. Say hello to Calvin and Wifey :-)
Chris d'elia :behind the laughter there is on his speech a reasonable criticism...positive one. Some sentences from him make me really think .. And by watching your video it's kills stress dude it kills it. That's a psychological freedom That's a free therapy ...and besides you remind me of my science teacher yeah..he was crazy also. Anywayyyy glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd to get to know the channel and get subscribed...man you make me laugh you do something good anddd the best thing to improve my English.
🎟TICKETS: Chris D'Elia & Friends in Oxnard, CA Jan 14-16 👉 improv.com/oxnard/event/chris+d%27elia+%26+friends+/11627795/
Bring back TMP
Man oh man you are the man, man!!
Please tell me you've watched "My Mom's a MILF".
Haha Chris is so beta.. crying at Christmas 🎄
See ya there 🤘🏼
When the Podcast is uploaded right when you go on lunch break EEEEYES!
Samesies!
Same.
Same
Facts
Yes dude
Chris’s little kid impression is the funniest thing ever lol. “I don’t wanna walk around with shitty butt” 🤣🤣
I found an injured hawk and I’m gonna get him to a rehabilitation facility tomorrow but I named him Chris Delia in the meantime because he looks like a tired eagle too
In the off chance you see this Chris, I've been struggling with mental health a lot and this podcast is the only thing that helps me forget so thank you ❤
Chris is quite possibly the funniest person alive.
You obviously didn't see him live in 2019.
Absolutely
Confirmed!
he on that comedy level!! tfak needs 3 people and than 5 people behind the scene
He makes me laugh every time 💯😂😂😂 He’s great at what he does but it’s effortless, a real comedic genius
I haven’t even watched this yet and it’s already the highlight of my day.
Sorry bud
@@guyty5731 it's ok
I've been saving it for work 😆
H xx
N
wow must be a sad life
26:45 Brendan Frazier: encino man here.
🧔🏽
The way he says "they look ......awful" about body builders. All squeaking out the "awful". The best
If I went to Disney and saw Chris there I’d be like “Oh, they got Chris Delia here too? This place is awesome”
Like I would instantly think because they got all the other crazy shit there that somehow they also got Chris to come out as part of the spectacle
Read it in Chris' voice
Chris 1000% got ripped off last time he bought farts online. Sssss’vendetta
Ik that you're joking, but I feel like people on Tik Tok would actually defend this fart goblin when people make fun of her. It will never not be hilarious and disgusting, has nothing to do with vendettas, its just dumb as shit
@@yesdude3914 you know that I’m joking but it seems like you might have, wait wait, mmmmmm ssssssss’much vendettttttttas no??
Hey there’s mother Teresa, I need to buy her farts.
the NPR voice is the best impression I've ever heard in my entire life
Mickey gave me a hug once and then said "that will be $42"
🤣🤣🤣
If I ever finally purchase any merch from a comedians podcast it'll without a doubt be Delia's.
Chris has been talking more and more about his teenage self, can we see pictures of you at those ages? Great pod as usual! @ChrisD'elia
I think he burned them all
Oh you mean when his name was Dennis?
@@KM-ts6co 😭😭😭🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🤣🤣🤣
@@KM-ts6co S’reinvented himself
I bet he looks similar to Alice Coopers yearbook photo.
Best Congrats opening in a while. Great seeing ya grow as a dad man.
I just love how the Liver King does all that shit just to distract us from the OBVIOUS cycles of gear that he's running.
Almost every line is comedic relief. I can’t even multi task when I watch these podcasts bc u got me geekin 😂
Hope you feel well and get super healthy this 2022
Life Rips.
❤️
Firing on all syllables has got to be one of the best comedy lines ever and should go down in history.
Ah, Liver King!!!! 😂👌
The photoshop of Chris and his dad on space mountain just for the Renner bit was hilarious 11:52
Dude Chris, I love you man. You're one of the realest dudes. Straight up.
Thank you so much man! I hope y’all enjoy it! You’re the best
Liver King is so Short, That fish was half the length of the liver kings height. If that Fish just didn't get caught for another 3 years it would have out grew him.
liver king is ahead of the curve, he's already got a cult and we don't even have a log cabin
I believe the saying is "ahead of the curve". Also The Lighthouse rips... And we makin friends in the comment section!
@@JC-wd4yz you're right, im s'idiot
In Detroit
Anyone else gently rub against the like button before the first add is even over?
I wined and dined that little honey
Everytime someone says "Sorry Strong Guys..." Liver King tosses and turns in his sleep
got my sorry strong guys sweater for christmas and lemme tell you babies, it’s COZY! y’missin out if you don’t have one yet! YYYYESSS
I am DEAD!
(Farts)
“Im a good person, I’m charitable”. Omg I can’t. 😂😂😂
Laughed my ASS off when you were talking about your dad. Oh lordie. 😂
Proof that babies have no age/gender/race. It’s pretty cool Chris can bring together everyone.
Happy New Years Chris to you and the family!
“How do you chew it”
Bruh he said that as a second thought but it was still funny af
Lmao my Italian Family moved from NJ to FL so, spot on Chris
Pffft "im a good person " I WAS IN STITCHES LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂 IM DOING THAT NOW
Haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Happy Christmas and merry New Years. Just wanted to say that before I die.
Sincerely,
Michael Kane.
It’s Caine and not a lot of people know that.
I knew I should have googled it 😭 him and DWade out here just spelling their names wrong 😅
Dude brought back the no dents in the most casual way I’ve seen
Chris D'Elias! best wishes for 22, all! 🥳👍
I had a baby in late June and I feel like I’ve missed so much silly goose time on here. I got a lot of catching up to do
Can def trap a fart in a jar. Did it to my cousin one year for his birthday. Painted the jar black and told him I loaded it up with a bunch of old silver (he’s a collector). Had it trapped in there for 2 nights and when he opened it he gagged so hard he almost puked. 10/10 recommend.
Yes dude! The call back on "firing on all syllables." Still best unintentional one liner. Platinum
Where have ya been hahaha.
Damn I just realized when Chris started sniffing at 46:30 and saying he is hot those were the first symptoms of Covid.
Get well soon Chris!
“I’m practically a politician” is very layered. That was clever.
I already listened... I am not prepared for the fish eggs
Imma be honest I been waiting on him to get back to being free again and got damn I haven't laughed this hard at any podcast in months Chris D'Elia is back
Juan fyre’s animations were on point this episode😂
I love the "my wall's are down" chris
I had to pause this video real quick just to say I have my cold brew from Starbucks, one of those tortilla turkey cream cheese and pepper jack wraps, and n'episode episode of Congratulations... I'm driving in busy rainy, Bay Area traffic... And I couldn't be happier!!
6:09 best observation from the whole trip lol
"You look awfullllllll!!!" needs to be a sound clip for future use like the Renner stinger. So many potential applications 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Last episode of the year. Happy New Year everyone, make friends in the comments!
Happy New Year to you and your family from our Family!! Keep up the good work!!
It's my birthday babies! Love you all!
“can’t wait to get that cabin in the woods, tall grass and share ideas”
John Gotti 😎running the Disney park classic👍💯🤣🤣🤣
"Dude, ya boy sniffles!" Had me rollinnnnn
I used to be an annual passholder at Disneyland. Like you said in the vlog, you can be as passive or into it as you want which is cool. But we NEED a filmed reaction of you eventually going back on Space Mountain dude, it HAS to happen, face those old fears 😂
0:23 and then on New Year's he's already gonna be on his 2023 shit!
Miss TMP damnit
Please never quit idk what I’d do without this podcast
Skrrr skrrr what up my babies . Was thinking this would be an actual chess game . Just a pod YESSSSSSS’Dude
I’m 37 and I ….. TOTALLY relate to you chris… god damn it! 😅😅 I have a 10 YO and adopted baby 3 YO now. Gotta roll with them now 😂🤦♂️
you just got done telling me, lmaooooooo
When does the log cabin teir get unlocked on patreon?
Lil Chris Delia going full Drake in the Shower at Space Mountain age 9. OHHHH and I’m cryin. Cryin so hard in my shower.
Chris makes being a dad sound like the most fun thing ever
We are not lying.
“You brought me here for this shit? You brought me here for big mice?!”
😂
Love the ingredients this week Chris
Am I watching this episode 2 mins after posting? YEESSSSSS DUUUDEE!! 👏🏼👏🏼🥳
We love the D’Elia’s!!
Parents took me to Disney when I was 7, first attraction they took me to you ask? “ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter” kicked and screamed the entire trip after that, my parents will NEV’ FORGET’IT!
Space mountain 🚅🚄🚆🚝 I feel you 🤧🥺I hate rides
As a teenager me and my mates used to fart in bottles with a third water. Water intensified the stink. Then we used to pass it to people and ask if our water smelt 'off' - fuckin worked homie. Seriously used to stink.
That's pretty funny
The whole bit about the cooking insecurity was so good lmao!
knowing exactly where the liver is at all times is the most important statement of this entire podcast
"Just shidinit so we can both be embarrassed" 😂😂😂
Am I listening to the pod on iTunes? Eeyyyyeeesssss dude. Am I also gonna watch on RUclips? Eyyyyesssss dude!!
Hope all the baby’s are having a great day
Hearing Scoopy tank top got my day turned right around.
s'beautiful ya had a great time with Calvin, glad u get it now chris
The fact you want to change for your kid is admirable. Dope shit 🤟🏼
Chris could do a good Bob Menery impression
When does the "firing on all syllables" merch come out!?
Boy did I need this today. Thank you, Chris.
Salt+Smoke is actually fire. Work really close to their downtown location and go there all the time for lunch! Definitely check them out
"cause im practically a politician" Killed me dude
Chris has slowly become the voice inside my head over the past few years, especially when talkin about the kiddo.
"YA BOY SNIFFLIN"
I'm officially with Chris on everything
MAKIN FRIENDS...SENDIN LOVE FROM CLEVELAND HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!!!!!
"I'll be a prop comic with YOUR SHIT!" hahahaaa! rrrrrippin
“I’ll be a prop comic with your shit” the metaphors on this is brilliant
Unintentionally took a break from watching these podcasts just because I was busy with life.. but now I'm ready to come back and binge watch from here to latest upload time to laugh like a mofo for a couple weeks haha. Didn't realize the channel name changed and ths pods with his bro are on here too, hype.
Fuckin this guy again? j/k I love my algorithm, give me all the life ripping Congrats episodes I can handle! Love it.
Bruh, the Christian Bale and Daniel D Lewis rant was on point bahahaha
Will the Liver King be at the Log Cabin..?
Hey can I get an extra medium Go Medium shirt? 👕
Salt and Smoke is crazy good! Glad they got a shout out.
I love how Congratulations comes out on my off day 💪🏽 love you Chris! You make me feel like I can really make something happen with my life. Much respect. Say hello to Calvin and Wifey :-)
Woke up feeling tired then OOOPPPSSS another episode eeeyyesssss dude to waking me up eeeyessssssssss.
Chris d'elia :behind the laughter there is on his speech a reasonable criticism...positive one.
Some sentences from him make me really think ..
And by watching your video it's kills stress dude it kills it.
That's a psychological freedom That's a free therapy ...and besides you remind me of my science teacher yeah..he was crazy also.
Anywayyyy glaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddd to get to know the channel and get subscribed...man you make me laugh you do something good anddd the best thing to improve my English.
Not gone lie.. I'm a straight up 'CUDA when it comes to that Chris D'Elia merch 🤟🏿👶🏿
It’s all ugly haha
I fuck with it. Got that go medium 💪🏿
@@googleedood9721 settle down
@@bmthornell I refuse ✊🏿👶🏿
@@googleedood9721 I respect that dude
Chris put your Patreon advertisement at the beginning so I can remember to subscribe before I watch this week's episode