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  • Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
  • I usually consider myself to be pretty fair-minded when it comes to personal preferences... HOWEVER, this particular subreddit drew my attention for its unique choice of hate. Let's analyze shall we?
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Комментарии • 25 тыс.

  • @buddyboltgaming8269
    @buddyboltgaming8269 5 лет назад +2855

    Chica: I will always have faith in you mark
    *chica sees puffnfluff*
    Chica: wait what are you doing

    • @noahfangmusic
      @noahfangmusic 4 года назад +16

      fricking underrated comment dammit HAHAHAHAHA

    • @Yuuki_Watage
      @Yuuki_Watage 4 года назад +34

      Chica: "Oh heck. HENRY, SAVEIZ ME!!!"
      Henry: "Heck this, I'm already gone!"

    • @yamiatemyugi
      @yamiatemyugi 4 года назад +6

      That's the next suggested video

    • @theflano23
      @theflano23 4 года назад +4

      i literally just watched that before watching this

    • @kuromi_babe6054
      @kuromi_babe6054 4 года назад +5

      anyone find it slightly ironic that both his dogs are named after a charcter from a indie game he played

  • @lugnut59
    @lugnut59 4 года назад +7532

    Okay, so Mark clearly said, “This is not intended to attack anyone, to each their own,” yet, I have since checked that subreddit and someone has since made a meme that referred to something they called “the Markiplier shitstorm.”
    _clearly, you guys didn’t listen._

    • @irkenpony17
      @irkenpony17 3 года назад +892

      Everytime a RUclips looks at something or someone that can be seen as "negative", even if the youtuber says "I do not want to start shit so don't go after them". That. Always. Happens. Anyway.

    • @nightkrai1571
      @nightkrai1571 3 года назад +295

      Yeah I hate it like and sometimes it's not even truly bothering the youtuber at all or he/she is even laughing about it (like in this case) and even tho some of us don't want to start trouble if we don't have to some people instantly feel that they need to start trouble
      Edit:also I read the date this comment was made (this just came into my recommended) and really it's still going on

    • @williamdower9000
      @williamdower9000 3 года назад +46

      Some people never do

    • @maverin3596
      @maverin3596 3 года назад +23

      Lugnut your profile picture perfectly depicts how I feel about the people in the sub reddit lol.

    • @normalplays4937
      @normalplays4937 3 года назад +21

      Markiplier simply opened my eyes the violence was that of my own

  • @triadicoder7106
    @triadicoder7106 3 года назад +2527

    Markiplier: "If you attack the one thing that that person loves more than anything else in the world they are going to attack you"
    John Wick movie explained by markiplier

    • @Neomakes
      @Neomakes 3 года назад +18

      *John Wick Melody kicks in*

    • @CGJUGO80
      @CGJUGO80 3 года назад +30

      John Wick was not a mutt nut like y'all. The dog was a gift from and his last link to his deceased girlfriend. It had sentimental value, not *because* it was a dog.

    • @Neomakes
      @Neomakes 3 года назад +61

      @@CGJUGO80
      Its a joke hon

    • @las4gna84
      @las4gna84 3 года назад +7

      the Doom series explained by Markiplier

    • @oldspartan1968
      @oldspartan1968 3 года назад +30

      @@CGJUGO80 he said if you attack something people love, not "if you attack a dog people love" how about you stfu and stop putting words in peoples mouth

  • @fantome3066
    @fantome3066 3 года назад +366

    "heroic Pitbull swim 5 miles out sea to bite a child" LMFAO I CANT!!!

  • @mehhhhh421
    @mehhhhh421 5 лет назад +414

    I like dogs, but my fish Bartholemew is pretty lit too

    • @ded2thaworld963
      @ded2thaworld963 5 лет назад +1

      Maya Thompson lol fish are about the only pet i haven’t had. It’s like the lazy persons pet to me.😂

    • @StaticOverTheRadio
      @StaticOverTheRadio 5 лет назад +33

      That's a dope ass name for a fish

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 5 лет назад +8

      Dope fish name!! My angel fish pair are named Abbot and Costello.

    • @ban3bunk3r51
      @ban3bunk3r51 5 лет назад +1

      I own a crayfish but i guess its a crustacean

    • @shauryajakhar93
      @shauryajakhar93 5 лет назад +3

      That name is foockin awesome

  • @MrPup-gb7qg
    @MrPup-gb7qg 4 года назад +1266

    the ENTIRE try not to laugh challenge: doesn't make me laugh
    pitbull swims 5 miles out to bite a child: *ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING*

    • @williamdower9000
      @williamdower9000 3 года назад +6

      This comment needs 7 Billion more likes!!!!!!

    • @kianapoche5372
      @kianapoche5372 3 года назад +15

      Ikr this killed me too.

    • @g-man7731
      @g-man7731 3 года назад +8

      My dogs would hate this sub reddit

    • @MuffinDogg
      @MuffinDogg 3 года назад +4

      Samr

    • @matthatt903
      @matthatt903 3 года назад +5

      Is it the plot twist or the hurt child that is funny. Not trying to judge but, dang.

  • @busterb2958
    @busterb2958 3 года назад +873

    Mark: Tries to be polite
    Charlie: THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING INSANE

    • @fatemadman9688
      @fatemadman9688 3 года назад +110

      to be fair mark shows memes about the subreddit while charlie shows the people in this subreddit venting their frustration on dogs so the difference is day and night

    • @justsomegirlwithoutamustache
      @justsomegirlwithoutamustache 2 года назад +7

      Penguinz0???

    • @busterb2958
      @busterb2958 2 года назад +2

      @@justsomegirlwithoutamustache Yeah

    • @SIedgeHammer83
      @SIedgeHammer83 2 года назад +7

      Charlie is basically younger version of John Wick

    • @jr5993
      @jr5993 2 года назад +32

      You guys are the insane ones. Allowing dogs to lick your face after licking God knows what. They literally have no value to society. Obnoxious owners just parade them around and EVERYONE is expected to like them. I was walking home the other day with my head down and this woman with a dog said, referring to her dog, "you cant say hello to everyone". I mean I literally showed no interest but because she is used to attention she had to say that herself. How sad.

  • @lavenderlavender3952
    @lavenderlavender3952 2 года назад +243

    Naw man, I've seen Chica
    **looks at Chica who is gnawing on a lump of grass**
    She's a killer

    • @LogShaw1587
      @LogShaw1587 2 года назад +1

      I know this probably isnt the case but I think mark may have named her after chica from fnaf

    • @TheInkPlayer
      @TheInkPlayer 2 года назад +2

      @@LogShaw1587 Pretty certain he mentioned that Chica's name being similar to the Fnaf character was a coincidence a few years back. Don't remember when he said it.

    • @jr5993
      @jr5993 2 года назад

      I can play that game too
      Hitler: watching cartoons and petting animals
      Also Hitler: Responsible for near genocide

    • @MrDeathBunny
      @MrDeathBunny 2 года назад

      @@jr5993 dude you're obsessed, you dont need to add your two cents to every fucking comment

    • @Maggie66112
      @Maggie66112 2 года назад

      @@TheInkPlayer it was a destiny

  • @savanaschmidt8906
    @savanaschmidt8906 5 лет назад +905

    The service animal part made me instantly laugh because someone tried to pass a goat off as a service animal at the walmart I work at.

    • @rampagerslife
      @rampagerslife 4 года назад +51

      Only at walmart

    • @spaghettigum
      @spaghettigum 4 года назад +35

      When my dad broke hid leg he took my kitten to a bussines meeting calling it a service cat for mental instability

    • @meganbach123
      @meganbach123 4 года назад +4

      Oop

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 4 года назад +3

      I mean at least they might be using it for farming!

    • @0c3an.c4t
      @0c3an.c4t 4 года назад +4

      OMFG LMAO

  • @badgeholster
    @badgeholster 5 лет назад +1605

    friend 1: cats are better
    friend 2: what no dogs are better
    me: i have both so i’m kinda neutr-
    both: oNE oR The OTheR

  • @thefemalefederalist7033
    @thefemalefederalist7033 3 года назад +175

    Hey mark! I’m really late, but mini horses are mostly used as service animals for people who have balance/stability issues , but don’t need a wheelchair. People also use Great Danes for the same cause, j think

    • @RodrickShackleton
      @RodrickShackleton 3 года назад +5

      Thanks I was gonna look this up but you saved me the time.

  • @Section20xx
    @Section20xx 3 года назад +857

    Markiplier reviews the subreddit : i sleep
    Cr1tikal reviews the subreddit : *real shit*

    • @mikko5384
      @mikko5384 3 года назад +4

      yep

    • @Malfin_L
      @Malfin_L 3 года назад +52

      shows Mark generally has better and less toxic fanbase than charlie tbh

    • @sta5011
      @sta5011 3 года назад +1

      @Are You Going To Do The 'Ora Ora' Thing? Exactly

    • @deepaparakkal4241
      @deepaparakkal4241 3 года назад +28

      @@Malfin_L Not really. The 'Markiplier shitstorm' started there after this video

    • @Cye_Pie
      @Cye_Pie 2 года назад +17

      @DatBoiSolar Markiplier fans attacked the subreddit

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 4 года назад +1524

    "Shout when you see a dog."
    "Cat."

  • @leebryant3536
    @leebryant3536 5 лет назад +281

    the way he talks and feels about chika is exactly how i feel about my cat teddy lol

  • @marcellofp7465
    @marcellofp7465 2 года назад +458

    Don’t you hate when you are a kid and a dog swims 5 miles only to bite you?

    • @politecat3217
      @politecat3217 2 года назад +26

      pitbull is a ticking time boom for a dog hater 😂

    • @thorveim1174
      @thorveim1174 2 года назад +39

      @@politecat3217 screw ticking time bomb, they seem to think they are guided missiles that target children XD

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo 2 года назад +1

      @@thorveim1174 apparently according to them, a Pitbull's brain works like this:
      Child spotted. Target locked. Launch self at target.

    • @professionaljihadi4052
      @professionaljihadi4052 2 года назад

      @@doggo_woo Targeted at you!

    • @achyuththouta6957
      @achyuththouta6957 2 года назад

      @@thorveim1174 And they are. It's scientifically proven pitbulls are extremely aggressive dogs that can kill people who can't defend themselves properly. Just because people are dumb enough not to understand that doesn't mean the science is wrong

  • @appropinquo3236
    @appropinquo3236 Год назад +56

    Just because cats aren't as excitable as dogs (which I perfer) doesn't mean that they don't show affection. Anytime I walked into my parents house their cat would run to the front door to say hi and rub on my leg, it was the sweetest thing. Regardless of what your experiences are with dogs or cats you can't say that either animal is incapable of showing affection.

    • @yearginclarke
      @yearginclarke Год назад +9

      A person is lying to themselves if they claim that cats don't show affection. It's pretty obvious that they do, it's just different and they're not energetic about it like dogs. Personally I cannot stand the overly energetic behavior that many dogs tend to have. I find it instantly *VERY* aggravating, to say the least. Dogs don't seem to understand personal boundaries, and owners frequently don't try to do anything to control them. To me that's not acceptable.

    • @oliviastratton2169
      @oliviastratton2169 3 месяца назад

      True. I've also read about a cat who tracked down its owner after she was moved to a nursing home. And a cat that woke its owner to warn them of a burgler. Cats do care.

  • @MinimiesGaming
    @MinimiesGaming 5 лет назад +359

    But how about the *GOD DAMN PET NAMED STEVE*

    • @darkerdays9388
      @darkerdays9388 5 лет назад +1

      what about jeff

    • @m0ldy137
      @m0ldy137 5 лет назад +2

      * D I E S *

    • @Mush253
      @Mush253 5 лет назад +3

      I think I swallowed him

    • @TheNeonLynx
      @TheNeonLynx 5 лет назад +2

      Pet Named Steve. I have not heard that one in a while

    • @Luis-fl3kz
      @Luis-fl3kz 5 лет назад

      Roots

  • @InstaTechGaming
    @InstaTechGaming 4 года назад +933

    "why do you think that pitbulls are ticking TIME BOMBS?"
    looks at pitbull
    *boom*

  • @megasnore123
    @megasnore123 3 года назад +237

    who is here after penguinz0 made his subreddit video lmao.

    • @jacobandrews2663
      @jacobandrews2663 3 года назад +7

      @Are You Going To Do The 'Ora Ora' Thing? Is bizarre, are these people really that dense that they can't separate people who have dogs from the dogs themselves. I mean, is not that hard to understand that every animal poops, so the problem isn't the dog, is the person not picking up the poop... Am i crazy... I just don't get these people

    • @goremilk8542
      @goremilk8542 3 года назад

      me

    • @thenerdmaster9381
      @thenerdmaster9381 3 года назад

      Yep

    • @CoasterMan13Official
      @CoasterMan13Official 3 года назад

      I am!

    • @DonkeyWork420
      @DonkeyWork420 3 года назад

      @@jacobandrews2663 just house train your dog it really isn't hard

  • @captainbirch2.079
    @captainbirch2.079 3 года назад +36

    Dog haters and dog lovers: *fighting to the death*
    Me, who's allergic to all animals with hair: *sits back watching*

    • @sus2576
      @sus2576 2 года назад +2

      So u are allergic to even humans?

    • @captainbirch2.079
      @captainbirch2.079 2 года назад +2

      @@sus2576 yes

    • @zainkhattak4042
      @zainkhattak4042 2 года назад

      @@captainbirch2.079 yes u have isolated my self from all human hair! oh wait

    • @AcelJean
      @AcelJean Год назад

      You must love reptiles...

    • @countryoffelines
      @countryoffelines Год назад

      With hair.. So you can still get a hairless kitty cat

  • @nicholaswilhelm8906
    @nicholaswilhelm8906 4 года назад +2247

    "I would go to the ends of the earth for chica"
    Henry: Am I a joke to you

    • @maxhooker9048
      @maxhooker9048 4 года назад +82

      Henry is Amy’s dog though.

    • @xilogex7403
      @xilogex7403 4 года назад +54

      Chica is Mark's dog, and Henry is Amy's.

    • @avian5768
      @avian5768 4 года назад +2

      420th like!!

    • @Chuuhya
      @Chuuhya 4 года назад

      batface 101 speak properly please

    • @anmspafan7855
      @anmspafan7855 4 года назад +15

      @@Chuuhya What? They wrote everything correctly... maybe you need to be taught how to read

  • @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai
    @Crunchatize_Me_Senpai 4 года назад +2671

    This subreddit: *”Dead babies”*
    Mark: _(dies laughing)_

    • @hogridaaaaaa4579
      @hogridaaaaaa4579 4 года назад +15

      @aitareya Dwibedi *Good question!*

    • @petarblag
      @petarblag 4 года назад +10

      @aitareya Dwibedi The FBI is enroute to your current location.

    • @Cat-wg1de
      @Cat-wg1de 4 года назад +4

      “Dies”

    • @Cat-wg1de
      @Cat-wg1de 4 года назад +2

      aitareya Dwibedi dont worry i got ya

    • @guestlikesmemes
      @guestlikesmemes 3 года назад +8

      Babies and kids don't deserve to exist

  • @elijahe7612
    @elijahe7612 3 года назад +26

    I'm just imagining Lucy being the size of a polar bear and Mark's mom just desperately trying to tame her

  • @slendydie1267
    @slendydie1267 2 года назад +125

    I love both dogs and cats. And as someone that is unbiased i can absolutely say there are a lot more people hating cats especially dog lovers.

    • @FHSBlackSwarm
      @FHSBlackSwarm 2 года назад +8

      I don't know anyone who's specifically gone out of their way to hate cats. I think what you do find is just how much more common it is for people to say they dislike them. I don't like most cats but one of my favorite pets was a cat. The thing about dog haters is that they want to see dogs and their owners live in the same misery that they are living in. Like it legit pisses people off to see other people happy with their dog and to me that's just sick. Like psychotic

    • @VivianaSilverback
      @VivianaSilverback 2 года назад +30

      @@FHSBlackSwarm But lots of dog "nutters" (people loving dogs a tad bit too much) literally run pet cats over on the streets, and go out of their way to poison them. My own cat died this way. Saw her getting hit a toy by a motorcycle, which didn't stop by the way. As someone who doesn't really like dogs, i'd never go out of my way to harm someone's pet for fun. But guess what cat haters do? Ruin it. They kill our pets for fun, or torture them in ways that you can't even imagine. We really aren't the psychotic ones.

    • @FHSBlackSwarm
      @FHSBlackSwarm 2 года назад +5

      @@VivianaSilverback I'm sorry about your experience with a psychopath and I hope whoever tortures or purposely kills a domestic animal goes to jail. I know that people poison animals to get revenge on others because they are sick cowards but I wouldn't say that doing that is because they love dogs, I think those people are just sick. I will avoid hitting an already dead animal on the road and have even if it caused me to have an accident. I love a dog a bit much too. My dog though. I don't love everyone's dog

    • @achyuththouta6957
      @achyuththouta6957 2 года назад

      @@FHSBlackSwarm Dog owners are the ones living in misery. They bring the dogs to libraries, restaurants and even fricking movie theatres and seem to not hold them back when they go near other people irrespective of whether the person likes the dog being near them. Dog culture is sick. Dog is an animal. It wont be a human no matter how much you treat it to be so.

    • @FHSBlackSwarm
      @FHSBlackSwarm 2 года назад +1

      @@achyuththouta6957 libraries might be true but I highly doubt it. I'm not sure who's fed you this but I cannot bring my 110 lb shepherd into a restaurant and especially not a theatre. I wouldn't want to either. My dog would hate it. I have issues bringing him into a corner store and so I'm unsure where you live, that doesn't happen in my part of the United States. If it did, I wouldn't agree with it. I'm also a dog owner

  • @cheesehouse2522
    @cheesehouse2522 5 лет назад +5280

    Uh oh! Chica didn’t like that! Delete it or she’ll _delete your kneecaps_

    • @mdanimations1577
      @mdanimations1577 5 лет назад +34

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mrsaladbar1214
      @mrsaladbar1214 5 лет назад +8

      lol

    • @o5-814
      @o5-814 5 лет назад +47

      Oh man you should have said "Delete your nico nico kneecaps"

    • @hornitako7006
      @hornitako7006 5 лет назад +25

      SWEDISH BOI KNEES ATTACK!!

    • @TheMegaxPlus
      @TheMegaxPlus 5 лет назад +23

      @@hornitako7006 good to see a fellow 9 year old here

  • @helpmereach70kwithnovids98
    @helpmereach70kwithnovids98 4 года назад +3531

    It is adorable (h)ow h(e) doesn't dis(l)ike the (p)eaple who hates dogs it is adorbs!!!!

    • @rigatonipasta
      @rigatonipasta 4 года назад +25

      I think some of this subreddit is satire

    • @dragonwarrior-gm1vf
      @dragonwarrior-gm1vf 4 года назад +2

      667 likes you have

    • @alzbetakucerova165
      @alzbetakucerova165 4 года назад +2

      @@dragonwarrior-gm1vf Not anymore. XD

    • @helpmereach70kwithnovids98
      @helpmereach70kwithnovids98 4 года назад +8

      @@dragonwarrior-gm1vf thanks yoda

    • @thearyanempire2070
      @thearyanempire2070 4 года назад +20

      Dogs are ugly and disgusting
      Every encounter ive had with a dog ended up bad
      Ive gotten sick from 2 dogs and had tramautic experiences where ive been bitten by them
      Their barks are extremely loud and i hate when they do it while im trying to relax
      Idc if your dog is the best dog in the world or whatever. Even if its highly trained and stuff it still isnt cute. Its ugly

  • @RnRnR
    @RnRnR Год назад +17

    I don't hate dogs but I find most of them annoying and overrated. Dog culture is not for me, people get upset when I don't get enthusiastic about their dogs. That's why I'm on dogfree subreddit, some people there are over the top, and a little bit unhinged tbh, but there's no inbetween community lol
    I just want someplace to vent sometimes. Like telling someone to leash their dog shouldn't get you attacked, there are so many terrible owners out there.

  • @katharsis8458
    @katharsis8458 3 года назад +34

    I don't love dogs, I don't understand wanting to own one because I myself don't think I'm responsible enough to own one and I prefer cats. BUT that doesn't mean I'm gonna go out of my way to shit on people for owning dogs just because I personally don't understand it.

    • @joshuaperrine2019
      @joshuaperrine2019 Год назад +9

      The sub is for people that wouldn't otherwise be able to safely express themselves. We post news articles about dog attacks or vent about our neighbor's dogs barking nonstop, etc. It's the one place we can go without being treated like demons just because we don't worship dogs. The memes and stuff aren't even in this sub(at least haven't been since I joined).

  • @cyberwolf8383
    @cyberwolf8383 4 года назад +2602

    Me: *looks over at my three pit bulls*
    Me: “you guys love me... right?”
    Dog 1: *snoring*
    Dog 2: *eating a bone*
    Dog 3: *licks my pants*
    Me: “I love you to”

    • @jackterho7087
      @jackterho7087 4 года назад +150

      dog 4: mauling a toddler

    • @Jc-xf6cj
      @Jc-xf6cj 4 года назад +237

      Dog 5: Slowly transforming into a horrific beast, beyond comprehension and consuming reality and all of its inhabitants with ease. As it does this it leaves nothing behind, but itself and the abyss.

    • @suctionbucket5280
      @suctionbucket5280 4 года назад +21

      @Jc oh shi-

    • @cryo311old
      @cryo311old 4 года назад +44

      @@Jc-xf6cj
      I hope this thread was a joke

    • @smittysmith595
      @smittysmith595 4 года назад +93

      TFA 1541
      Let me correct you:
      Dog 1: sleeping peacefully
      Dog 2: barking at a sound because they want to protect you
      Dog 3: not always mauling a child 😇

  • @bellainator9112
    @bellainator9112 5 лет назад +124

    So my dog was next to me just chilling and the ending video of Chica plays. She doesn't have a reaction at all until Chica barks and my dog, Zoey, her head pops up. So I turn the screen to her and she looked at it and I replay it for her and she just tilts her head back and forth watching Chica and it was just the cutest thing I ever saw. I replayed it like 10 times and she was just so into it. XD

    • @samson5erb312
      @samson5erb312 5 лет назад +1

      I wish my did would recognize things like that but I think he as a standard poodle, may be too intelligent as to where he recognizes that it is not a "real"did and disregards it.

  • @danielle5457
    @danielle5457 2 года назад +29

    I don't mind dogs if they don't interact with me. The audacity of the owners on the other hand baffles me. I'm germaphobic, letting your dog come to me and lick me isn't going to change that, it's going to make me panic. Your dog jumping on people isn't cute, it's problematic. Real life situation - I broke my leg, had surgery which resulted in a 10 inch wound, I went to a shop and as I was coming back a golden retriever jumped up on me, it hurt so bad but the owner saw no problem with that. I had to go to the hospital, because it was bleeding so much. Accept that your dog isn't perfect and keep it on a leash, is that too much to ask for?

    • @enei7045
      @enei7045 2 года назад

      you should learn not to be a germaphobe. you've got a mental problem and you expect nature and all of us to care about it. I used to be a germaphobe then I got over it with years and years of training.

    • @irisuchiha5218
      @irisuchiha5218 2 года назад

      This sounds fake and why were you out with a 10 inch wound that could reopen

  • @Thor.Jorgensen
    @Thor.Jorgensen 3 года назад +60

    Cat owner here. Can attest to the fact that cats also can be absolute dickbags if they aren't raised properly.
    But they can also become the most sociable cuddly clingy creatures you have ever put your eyes on.
    I love dogs, but I am a lazy person, and I find that cats generally take care of themselves more than dogs do. So owning a cat is more for me.

    • @umoksure7491
      @umoksure7491 2 года назад +6

      fr! my birther’s cat hates being touched, hisses if someone walks by, attacks people, but my cats all are incredibly sweet and cuddly. One even used to be a feral! He had to be handled with gloves and towels for awhile. Now he wouldn’t hurt a fly, and is constantly lying on laps or following me around purring. Every animal takes time and love

    • @josephinetracy1485
      @josephinetracy1485 Год назад

      Stupid comment. I was never attacked by a cat. Dogs are toxic bags of crap!

  • @mrmemes7883
    @mrmemes7883 4 года назад +1989

    Someone: I don't exactly like dogs
    Dog parent: *_c h o k e_*

    • @jaylenstephens7891
      @jaylenstephens7891 4 года назад +37

      So you have chosen...DEATH

    • @totallyoriginalusername1791
      @totallyoriginalusername1791 4 года назад +11

      @@jaylenstephens7891 I love how those two people replied to that guys hate post telling him to choke and die 😂

    • @zealousdoggo
      @zealousdoggo 4 года назад +33

      I mean honestly I can respect that they dares have a different opinion to me but I feel like they lacks some common sense if the post their comment on the internet of all places and not expect to be torn out of existence by dog owners like what did you think was going to happen people would respect your opinion? This is the internet!

    • @peashooteranimations8082
      @peashooteranimations8082 4 года назад +4

      @yah yeet but not when you make you be the dude that think if someone express his opnion he is wrong and then want him to respect your opnion, even knowing you didnt respected his

    • @peashooteranimations8082
      @peashooteranimations8082 4 года назад +1

      @yah yeet me too

  • @lilgoosey-lc9zg
    @lilgoosey-lc9zg 4 года назад +1743

    Alternate title: "Sexy Harry Potter rants about dogs and laughs at pitbull memes for 25 minutes"

  • @zd91
    @zd91 Год назад +44

    "Pitbulls are so sweet" as an innocent 7 year old girl was mauled to death two days ago. RIP

    • @cheese012
      @cheese012 Год назад +7

      Skill issue

    • @Redsons_Number_1_Fan
      @Redsons_Number_1_Fan Год назад +3

      @@cheese012 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??

    • @siervodedios5952
      @siervodedios5952 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@KnoneOfficialDoes your "community" have any personality besides demonizing and generalizing an entire species of animal and wishing for their extinction?

    • @siervodedios5952
      @siervodedios5952 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@KnoneOfficial There are tons of innocent dogs and responsible dog owners who haven't done anything wrong. Tons of dogs do good things that serve and protect humans and even other animals. We evolved alongside dogs (as well as cats and others) over thousands of years. They're not going anywhere.
      Your ilk are not consistent with your logic and hatred towards any other species. Farm animals unalive tons of people too - I don't see y'all wishing for their extinction or demonizing them and their owners.
      Humans unalive more humans than any other species as well as cause environmental destruction and extinction of species. By that logic we as a species shouldn't exist. Are you also one of those people who advocate for our species sharing the same fate of our Neanderthal and Denisovan human cousins?

    • @MacinemaLTD
      @MacinemaLTD 3 месяца назад

      @@siervodedios5952it’s a cult.

  • @MadDawdDom
    @MadDawdDom 3 года назад +37

    Who else got this in there recommended after watching Charlie’s last vid??

  • @mcbeaumarchais7650
    @mcbeaumarchais7650 5 лет назад +545

    "I'm going to pet Chica."
    *proceeds to enrage doggo by booping to insanity*

    • @Atzy
      @Atzy 5 лет назад +23

      Sometimes you just need to boop the snoot

    • @chasewright3019
      @chasewright3019 5 лет назад +8

      Atzy the snoot is the most important to boop

    • @jayfurguson2610
      @jayfurguson2610 5 лет назад +5

      the snoot's, booped

    • @Ulfhednar813
      @Ulfhednar813 5 лет назад +1

      @@jayfurguson2610 but did the snoot droop? a droop snoot?

    • @swordseye2
      @swordseye2 5 лет назад +1

      My partner does a similar thing to me lol

  • @BabeDollB
    @BabeDollB 5 лет назад +471

    I by no means hate dogs, but like you said, I cannot stand people who fake service animals. I live in California, and by law only service animals are permitted inside restaurants. I've worked in a couple different restaurants for a few years now, and literally 95% of the dogs that people bring in with their little vests that they insist are service animals are obviously not. Dogs that run around sniffing people and begging for food, or getting super distracted or even barking. Everyone knows that a service dog isn't a chihuahua trying to jump out of its baby stroller. Everyone knows that you don't sit with your service animal on your lap at the table while you feed it scraps. People get so outraged and entitled about being able to bring their pet into a restaurant. It baffles me, not everyone wants to eat a nice dinner while your dog is next to them in a table level stroller sniffing and begging, some people are allergic, and can't take the fur or dander, and I personally am scared of dogs I'm not familiar with. I always get nervous approaching people with large dogs because I've been bitten before and they always come running at me because I'm carrying food. I hate it

    • @bestshowontheweb
      @bestshowontheweb 5 лет назад +17

      >"I live in California"
      >"People get so outraged and entitled"
      I'll take Not Surprising for 2000

    • @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533
      @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533 5 лет назад +25

      And it’s so harmful to those of us who are actual service teams, who need our dog (who qualifies legally as medical equipment).
      Being a service team is hard in the best of circumstances. But the amount of times that people accuse me of faking because people do this crap or try to “out” my “fake disability” by trying to provoke my dog into bad behavior is increasing with time because other people can’t respect that disabled people are deserving of accommodations that help them, and they are not entitled to have their buddy with them just because we have highly trained service animals and they happen to like dogs.

    • @SunyCartoons
      @SunyCartoons 5 лет назад +9

      I love dogs but I absolutely hate it when people bring their animals into restaurants and stores. It shouldn't be allowed. People really can't just leave them home? We left our pets home all the time and they were fine.

    • @gaydummy2845
      @gaydummy2845 5 лет назад +2

      This is a comment section, not a place where you turn in essays.
      Jk

    • @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533
      @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah, depending on the service they provide, they may alert or scan in different ways. My guy blocks people from getting too close to me because most days that I go out I have to deal with at least one case of someone chasing or harassing me for medical information.
      The rules that apply to service dogs are, in order of importance:
      1) NEVER EVER EVER EVER shows any sign of aggression
      2) no urinating or defecating except when given direction from their handler
      3) performs and focuses on their service, without disrupting their environment (in the case of a restaurant, they must sit out of the way, not eat, and not engage people or other dogs). Mine is a black lab mix and he loves work, so his tail is always wagging, and thus a lot of people tell me, “he’s wagging his tail he wants to see me/my kid/etc” but he can’t respond to them, even when they do the fly by tail pull
      4) no barking (except if it’s an alert), startle responses should generally focus on handler protection quickly/should be mild (this is why our training includes fire stations, malls, and in our case, a day program with EMS in tow and wheelchairs that bump paws, etc)
      5) calm, focused, disciplined demeanor
      Those are the basics of what we’re taught to ensure is trained before they have public access, and it’s pretty easy to spot a fake.

  • @BBoPPo88
    @BBoPPo88 2 года назад +17

    It's because the opposite of r/dogfree aka people obsessed about dogs and assuming anyone who doesn't is evil/crazy is socially acceptable. It comes from the frustration of the neighbors dogs barking non-stop, random dogs with their dumb owners who don't leash them chasing you or even climbing up to you and dirtying your clothes. It comes from people just letting their dogs close to anyone because they assume everyone wants and loves their dog and then get offended when some people want nothing to do with them. Why can't people just dislike dogs? Honestly the reaction people show to this small subreddit just shows how obsessed society is with dogs. I don't even have reddit but I took a look at the page and this is just....dumb.
    And before you say "you hate dogs" I don't like them. I don't want them jumping on me and I don't want to pet your dog or put up with it barking. I just don't find them cute and if you want to take that personally that's on you.

    • @RnRnR
      @RnRnR Год назад +1

      ​@@Psychedelicgothicpink Some people have a phobia of dogs. Dogs kill 30000 people globally a year and 4.5 million people get bitten by dogs each year in the US alone. I have been attacked by 3 unleashed dogs on separate occasions as a kid and have been scared of them ever since. They're literally descendants of wolves, the big ones can be scary, and a few of them dangerous.

    • @RiseInAfterlife
      @RiseInAfterlife 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Psychedelicgothicpink Perfect example of the problematic person in question.
      Other peoples boundaries > your dog.
      No matter what a dog owner thinks.

    • @astronomical926
      @astronomical926 4 месяца назад +2

      You missed the point.
      As reiterated several times in the video, it is FINE to not like dogs - the problem with this subreddit is that it makes a lot of inaccurate and harmful generalizations about dogs and dog owners in general. I don't like dogs either but some of the behavior in this subreddit is absolutely disgusting.

  • @AgentMercer
    @AgentMercer 2 месяца назад +11

    Oh noooo, not everyone likes the pet you like, the horror!

    • @Betelgeuse2142
      @Betelgeuse2142 25 дней назад

      Place your tears in my jar sir:🫙

    • @AgentMercer
      @AgentMercer 25 дней назад +1

      @@Betelgeuse2142 the tears of the zoophiles that are crying because not everyone worships their little fetish animal? Sure

  • @fuzzycats12
    @fuzzycats12 5 лет назад +454

    I have PTSD and my dog isn’t a service dog or a therapy dog. I don’t take him out in public with me, but when I’m having a panic attack or even just a bad day, he comes and let’s me hold him while I cry. He’s seen me at my worst and chose to sit with me over playing with his toys or eating food and that is why I love my dog. That’s why I say he’s my best friend.
    That being said, growing up, I had a sibling who was very afraid of dogs and still kind of is to this day. They don’t seem to mind my dog because he’s small and quiet, but I would never judge them even if they didn’t like my own dog because what matters it that /I/ love my dog and I’m happy to say he’s mine.

    • @yoshithehomie8806
      @yoshithehomie8806 5 лет назад +7

      Same here except when I cry my dog comes and licks my face she wont let me cry

    • @genghisn7
      @genghisn7 5 лет назад +4

      Same here except with high functioning autism. Not the Yoshi the Homie thing though, sorry.

    • @yoshithehomie8806
      @yoshithehomie8806 5 лет назад +1

      @@genghisn7 omg same

    • @TheSteelmushroom
      @TheSteelmushroom 5 лет назад +3

      @@yoshithehomie8806 Maybe he's wiping your tears? I'm not sure how that prevents you from crying.

    • @yoshithehomie8806
      @yoshithehomie8806 5 лет назад +2

      TheSteelmushroom Because I start laughing and my tears won’t come down anymore

  • @hitsujichan756
    @hitsujichan756 5 лет назад +488

    The reason some dog lovers hate cats is because they treat cats as if they would treat a dog. But cats are so different from dogs that treating them like they're the same animal will never work.
    Cats are basically the introverted friend that prefer to chill rather than play all the time, but will still enjoy the company of a hooman. Doggos are the extroverted buds, extremely friendly and ready and excited to do anything. Both of them however, will always enjoy a good head scritch.
    EDIT: there will always be exceptions to this. some dogs like to just chill all the time, and some cats like to play fetch. it's a good idea to do research on any kind of animal! That way misconceptions and judgement can be mitigated.

    • @amdraglover
      @amdraglover 5 лет назад +12

      Heaiaran Arteest I love both but I prefer dogs. However I rescued a cat from the streets a year ago (in February) and he’s basically my son. He cuddles on my lap and always waits for me to come home as if a dog would lol

    • @Aereto
      @Aereto 5 лет назад

      Meanwhile a certain anti-parasitic medication got crazy expensive this millennium. Hmmmmmmm. 🤔

    • @tallemajas
      @tallemajas 5 лет назад +8

      Thank you! My old cat was super affectionate, you just had to treat him the right way.

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 5 лет назад +23

      My gran's cat is not an introvert. She is batman. She attacks anyone from unexpected places. And afterwards expects you to pet her.

    • @diegobrando3453
      @diegobrando3453 5 лет назад

      Agreed

  • @papillon2066
    @papillon2066 3 года назад +48

    The dog owners I hate are the people (20 year old Karen’s) that make their whole “personality” owning a dog

    • @Molotov_Milkshake
      @Molotov_Milkshake 2 года назад +1

      Definitely. I've seen a few friends descend into that lunacy and honestly it's so obnoxious I had to cut them out of my life.
      I also hate the breeders because they are abusive af.

    • @Molotov_Milkshake
      @Molotov_Milkshake Год назад

      @Grianmarbh That is crazy though.

  • @frostedmocha
    @frostedmocha 3 года назад +93

    Mark booping chica like crazy:
    Chica: "Dad stop!"
    SO CUTE

    • @CGJUGO80
      @CGJUGO80 3 года назад +6

      Dad? Creepy...

    • @sus2576
      @sus2576 2 года назад

      @@CGJUGO80 what's creepy about that?

  • @emma-kateveronesi9338
    @emma-kateveronesi9338 5 лет назад +278

    Minature horses are used as service animals along with dogs, they are the only other animal allowed to be certified if no allergies exist. They are the animal that is provided for no cost compared to a service dog which is sold at age 2 around 2,000-15,000$
    Mini horses also live longer and are for a certain kind of people! Their bci ranges around the same as a large canine. Mini horses are great service animals! I posted this to spread the love for our large herbivore dog babies. 💕

    • @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533
      @saritavenkatapathynaidu9533 5 лет назад +1

      Emmerz Memes how in the world are they provided at no cost? I’ve never encountered a service team that didn’t have to pay anything for training, unless they qualified for a non-profit sponsorship through an arduous application process. Mini-horses still cost money to breed, raise, and train and idk how that would just be provided.

    • @midorimo2598
      @midorimo2598 5 лет назад +7

      Depends on the organisation providing the service dog on the cost. Guide Dogs charge new owners a fee of fifty pence because thy aren't legally allowed to just give the dog to them for no cost They are then provided for by the organisation with food and other care costs. This makes it so that the financial status of a partially sighted or blind person doesn't prevent them from getting the assistance from a dog that will allow them to live a better quality of life. :) Just thought i'd add that for anyone interested. It's awesome that miniature horses are able to service people when trained too! I bet it gets annoying for the owner sometimes though, since the public would likely interact with a working horse quite a bit as it's not something that's seen often.

    • @keithkent366
      @keithkent366 5 лет назад +1

      I've handled Miniature horses for children with down syndrome and it's called equestrian therapy and is very good for what it is

    • @ellewolfe81
      @ellewolfe81 5 лет назад

      I really, really like mini ponies and horses in general, but I wanted to ask how this relates to the video? I don’t want to be rude, but I’d like to know how.

    • @emma-kateveronesi9338
      @emma-kateveronesi9338 5 лет назад

      @@ellewolfe81 There was mention of service animals ( edit: the time was 11:03 ) on the dog-only related subreddit, so I wanted to mention the counterpart to the service dogs! Thanks for asking!

  • @thedrawingquill2059
    @thedrawingquill2059 5 лет назад +2282

    As someone who as been attacked by two pitbulls, if treated right they are the most caring animals in the world. The first dog? Got fed meth instead of food half the time. I was 4 and went “ooo puppy” and got attacked. The second? I was jumping around and accidentally slapped it cause I was waving my arms around. My fault, not the dogs. They were defending themselves and they didn’t attempt to rip my arm off, it was a warning bite that was to close so it snagged just under my eye.
    You know what a pitbull also did to me? Protected and loved me. My family’s own pitbull from when I was 4 would take care and watch me and make sure I wasn’t hurt. When we had difficulty cleaning wounds from the first attack she would attempt to clean it for me. When I lost a toy she would go out and either find that toy or find another. Kosher was a second mother to me and would never hurt me or anyone else.
    Pitbulls were nanny dogs, they would protect children with their life. It’s not their fault abusive assholes chose to target that breed for cage fighting. It’s not their fault they are some of the commonly mistreated dogs in the world.

  • @nikotheophanis8795
    @nikotheophanis8795 Год назад +15

    Pitbulls account for 2/3s of all lethal and emergency visits from dogs bites

    • @cheese012
      @cheese012 Год назад +1

      Cause most pitbull owners are shitty cause they want a dog that looks "bad ass" and then don't care to train it well or at all

    • @K.Pershing
      @K.Pershing Год назад +1

      Pitbulls. Ok but has a pekingnese ever merked a man?

    • @lustril2057
      @lustril2057 Месяц назад

      Despite making up 13% of the population...

  • @69bruh69bruh
    @69bruh69bruh Год назад +25

    I think cats and dogs are both good pets. As mark clearly said, "there is nothing wrong with disliking dogs" but clearly nobody listened and felt attacked.

    • @kraken6940
      @kraken6940 Год назад +1

      Yeah but I think its also that people started attacking the subreddit after waching this vid. Maybe thats why they are mad or sth. Penguinz0 handled it a bit better as he did not give any details about the subreddit(but its clearly the same sub), tho I think people still might have attacked it cuz he then made a vid saying to stop attacking people that he makes vids about.

    • @MideIck11
      @MideIck11 7 месяцев назад

      Bruh 𝗆ʊ𝗍𝗍 𝗉ɛ𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖺ʀɛ 𝗌օʍɛ օʄ 𝗍ɦɛ 𝗌𝗍ʊ𝗉ɨɖɛ𝗌𝗍 𝖺ռɖ ʍօ𝗌𝗍 ɨ𝗇𝗏𝖺𝗌ɨ𝗏ɛ, ɛʟɨ𝗍ɨ𝗌𝗍 𝖺ռɖ աօʀ𝗍ɦʟɛ𝗌𝗌 𝗍ʀօɢʟօɖʏ𝗍ɛ𝗌! 𝖠ʟʟ օʄ ʏօʊ ɖʊʍ𝖻 𝗆ʊ𝗍𝗍-𝗐օ𝗋𝗌𝗁ɨ𝗉𝗉ɨ𝗇𝗀 𝗍ʀօɢʟօɖʏ𝗍ɛ𝗌 𝗌ɦօʊʟɖ 𝗌𝗍ɨ𝖼ӄ 𝗍օ ɢɨ𝗏ɨռɢ 𝗆ʊ𝗍𝗍 𝖿օօ𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗂ɛ𝗌 𝗍ɦ𝖺𝗍 ʍօռɛʏ ʏօʊ 𝗌𝗍օʟɛ, ɨ𝗍'𝗌 𝗍ɦɛ օռɛ 𝗍ɦɨռɢ ʏօʊ'ʀɛ ɢօօɖ 𝖺𝗍 ɨռ 𝗍ɦօ𝗌ɛ օӼʏɢɛռ-ա𝖺𝗌ȶɨռɢ ʍɨ𝗌𝗍𝖺ӄɛ𝗌 ʏօʊ 𝖼𝖺ʟʟ "ʟɨ𝗏ɛ𝗌", ʊ𝗌ɛʟɛ𝗌𝗌 ɨɖɨօ𝗍𝗌 աɦօ 𝗍ɦɨռ𝗄 ʏօʊ'ʀɛ 𝗌օ𝗆ɛ𝗍𝗁ɨռ𝗀, աɦɛռ ʏօʊ'ʀɛ 𝗃ʊ𝗌𝗍 ʄ𝖺ɨʟɛ𝖽 𝖺ռɖ 𝖻𝗋𝖺ɨռɖɛ𝖺ɖ 𝖺𝖻օʀ𝗍ɨօռ𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋ɛ𝗍𝖺𝗋𝖽ɛ𝖽 𝖺ռɖ 𝗅օʊ𝖽 𝗐օ𝗅𝖿 𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗁օ𝗅ɛ! 🤣

    • @siervodedios5952
      @siervodedios5952 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@MideIck11What on earth is that nonsense? 🤣

  • @calebfoust9004
    @calebfoust9004 5 лет назад +387

    Dogs are adorable.
    Cats are adorable.
    Even Mini horses are adorable and you can't change my mind.

    • @penisparkerdeviloflamps7979
      @penisparkerdeviloflamps7979 5 лет назад +1

      If they're incredibly mangled up to a FUBAR degree though?
      Not that I promote that...

    • @cheshirecat1550
      @cheshirecat1550 5 лет назад

      Caleb Foust: Me too!!!!!

    • @ZLemons
      @ZLemons 5 лет назад +6

      Not the biggest fan of cats personally. Oh wait a minute....
      I'm allergic to them... Huh, that explains a lot

    • @ZLemons
      @ZLemons 5 лет назад +3

      @CEAN didn't mean to make anyone mad :) I just don't like cats because I am physically unable to be near them without spontaneously combusting.

    • @kidwhositsinthecorner8171
      @kidwhositsinthecorner8171 5 лет назад +2

      @@ZLemons but if you were to look at a picture of an adorable kitten?

  • @ghoststudios3008
    @ghoststudios3008 4 года назад +3833

    the only dog haters i criticize are people who abuse dogs, ya dont have to like em, but dont interact or belittle them and their owners if ya dont like em.

    • @kingdavid8470
      @kingdavid8470 4 года назад +33

      Evan Brah How do you belittle a dog?

    • @spookyrosev6467
      @spookyrosev6467 4 года назад +222

      Or at least don’t be a dick about your hatred of dogs...like it’s borderline concerning how much these people want to remind you about their dislike of dogs

    • @lifeismeaningless7169
      @lifeismeaningless7169 4 года назад +53

      @@spookyrosev6467 thats everyone in reddit lol

    • @boc7104
      @boc7104 4 года назад +109

      @@spookyrosev6467 They even made a post on his subreddit sayin' that this video explains everything bad and only throws hate, that his content is trash etc... it seems that for these people if they have an unpopular opinion everyone's being bad to them

    • @ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon
      @ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon 4 года назад +45

      To be fair, there might be at least _one_ person on that Subreddit that actually _does_ like to physically attack/hurt dogs. I really hope there isn't though...

  • @theblackrosedaughter
    @theblackrosedaughter 2 года назад +12

    Hell, my housemate has 2 dogs and I tolerate them because I have to. But I will not by any means let those dogs think Im gonna let them get away with any bullshit. They know not to beg from me because I wont share my food, and Im not putting up with any loud-ass barking. Im not mean with them, I just have boundaries.
    If anything living with these dogs has made me realize that I don't like dogs as much as I thought I had, and I'm glad I know now rather than down the line if I had adopted a dog and then regretted it later.
    I'll just stick with cats til I die.

    • @capkronos00
      @capkronos00 2 года назад +6

      I'm right there with you. My sig. other and I owned dogs and cats until recently. Both dogs have since passed and we will not be getting another. We decided to stick strictly to cats from now on.
      Granted you treat a cat well and respect their boundaries (cats tend to be assholes TO assholes), they are far superior pets in most ways. They're cleaner, quieter and don't reek, affectionate without going overboard with it, less destructive and have an independent streak that keeps them from getting in your face 24/7. Some people however like that quality in dogs; the neediness, clinginess and subservience. I think dog owners who hate cats resent the fact they cannot exert complete control over a cat; as if animals only exists to cater to THEIR needs.

    • @bruggger6287
      @bruggger6287 2 года назад

      @@capkronos00 bro if you think a cat is a good pet....dont even try and use llogic lmao ur a cat owner

    • @capkronos00
      @capkronos00 2 года назад +7

      ​@@bruggger6287 I'm not so emotionally needy that I require an animal to be in my face 24/7 and I'm not such a control freak that I need to be a "master" and exert dominance over a pet, so cats suit me just fine. You do you.

    • @bruggger6287
      @bruggger6287 2 года назад

      @@capkronos00 ur dog doesnt always have to be near you, u can just set bboundraies if you hate it that much. and wtf are you going to do with a cat you cant with a dog? this is such a losing argument for you lmao cats are absoloute garbage pets. you do know if a cat could it would kill you instatly right? they dont care about you whatsoever. you just want to be lazy

    • @bruggger6287
      @bruggger6287 Год назад

      @@Psychedelicgothicpink how?

  • @average_mouse
    @average_mouse 2 года назад +12

    As a cat person- I’m glad you can have fun with things like this. I’ve never seen a funny group of cat haters. It’s mainly ‘jokes’ about how they swerve to hit cats.

    • @PatrikVolkov1994
      @PatrikVolkov1994 2 года назад

      I hate dog and cat
      But I hate dog far more

    • @PatrikVolkov1994
      @PatrikVolkov1994 Год назад +1

      @@Psychedelicgothicpink I have a reason to hate them
      And I don't want to talk about it

  • @GameyManatee3
    @GameyManatee3 5 лет назад +421

    This is why I have a pet rock. Less drama.

    • @NapNup41
      @NapNup41 5 лет назад

      Indeed

    • @mosswoof6701
      @mosswoof6701 5 лет назад +35

      Make sure to feed it lots of sprinkles

    • @ink7570
      @ink7570 5 лет назад +5

      I've got 19 pet rocks

    • @liza_silver2046
      @liza_silver2046 5 лет назад +7

      Patrick is that you?

    • @underswapp2942
      @underswapp2942 5 лет назад +1

      Omg I was just gonna say that don't forget the sprinkles

  • @LarryMyster
    @LarryMyster 4 года назад +2748

    As a person who moderates Markiplier sub reddit it was HELL banning everyone attacking that sub. We do not condone raids! To each their own leave it be!

    • @ryancarberry2040
      @ryancarberry2040 4 года назад +380

      But our newest raid was sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends...

    • @firefi1960
      @firefi1960 4 года назад +117

      @@ryancarberry2040 Dear god, the raids are trash then

    • @localdegenerate6891
      @localdegenerate6891 4 года назад +17

      Press x to doubt

    • @novazephyrose6490
      @novazephyrose6490 4 года назад +65

      How does it feel to be an unpaid internet janitor of the worst website on the internet?

    • @---di7zu
      @---di7zu 4 года назад +227

      @@novazephyrose6490 how does it feel to live in ur mums basement and have the urge to call a stranger an unpaid internet janitor who goes on a website you've never heard or been on?

  • @SylvesterTheSupernatural
    @SylvesterTheSupernatural Год назад +20

    No dog
    Yes cat

    • @annymus4502
      @annymus4502 3 месяца назад

      09:08 😂 I just saw this comment wen I got to tis timestamp lmaooo (I'm a dog owner)
      Disliking you just for the lols of the moment, no hard feels :)

  • @Markysharky35
    @Markysharky35 3 года назад +30

    Wow he beat Charlie by two years

    • @diobrando4063
      @diobrando4063 3 года назад +2

      Yup

    • @urb44n
      @urb44n 3 года назад

      @@diobrando4063 oh you’re approaching me?

    • @Imholze
      @Imholze 3 года назад

      Who?

  • @danifields6805
    @danifields6805 5 лет назад +745

    Bad dog owners can lead to bad dogs. I remember my neighbors bought a dog for their little daughter and she rarely played with it, so the parents kept out in the backyard 24/7. She now barks at anything that walks by their house, I honestly feel like she barks though for attention because anytime I get near the fence she comes over and lets me pet her and take branches out of her matted hair

    • @hamstermom1560
      @hamstermom1560 5 лет назад +102

      I'm not saying you should dognap her, but what if the dog just "mysteriously" disappeared from their yard one day

    • @arcticwindsartist3716
      @arcticwindsartist3716 5 лет назад +31

      poor Doggo! They don't deserve the doggo!

    • @tj13ist
      @tj13ist 5 лет назад +47

      If you own a dog, it's not meant to stay outside. Would you enjoy sleeping outside in the cold or extreme heat? Don't get a dog if you don't want it in the house.

    • @kayleighmarland1356
      @kayleighmarland1356 5 лет назад +18

      poor thing, they don't deserve that dog or to have a dog period, that dog deserves better and a better home/family that will love her and treat her the way she should be treated. At least tell me that they feed her and give her water, if they dit they suck and that dog should be taken away from them and put in a better home and better family

    • @danifields6805
      @danifields6805 5 лет назад +8

      kayleigh marland I don’t know about the food or water situation. I assume she gets fed when she is finally let inside, but her outside water bowl is rarely ever filled with water

  • @arthurmorgan6358
    @arthurmorgan6358 5 лет назад +1426

    Dog: *Licks genitals*
    Weird dog-mom: *COME KISS ME IN THE MOUTH*

  • @nikotheophanis8795
    @nikotheophanis8795 Год назад +15

    Pitbulls have attacked without any provokation or abuse

    • @rubiodarkyeti5927
      @rubiodarkyeti5927 Год назад

      Wow, way to just completely ignore everything Mark said. Truly contributing to society and the discussion at hand, thanks for keeping your message purely objective and unbiased.

  • @brotherhoodofnod8852
    @brotherhoodofnod8852 22 дня назад +3

    I will never understand why dog lovers feel so personally attacked just because you don't like dogs.
    But it's like many topics: if your opinion doesn't fit into my narrative, then you must be a bad person.
    It's almost a bit funny.

  • @majorbucky5727
    @majorbucky5727 4 года назад +409

    I like dogs but the post with the dog licking the inside of the women's mouth, I nearly threw up. And I don't have that feeling often.

    • @scoutbite4334
      @scoutbite4334 4 года назад +17

      I’ve had my Labrador for a year and that made me wanna throw up as well

    • @mintykarma336
      @mintykarma336 4 года назад +14

      That made me super uncomfortable as well. The people who do that should probably have their dog taken away from them. Can't imagine what else they might be doing.

    • @josiahfreeman9525
      @josiahfreeman9525 4 года назад

      my dogs do that all the time but I've had dogs as long as i can remember and they all did that so to me its normal and it doesn't bother me. not in a formal place like that tho

    • @josiahfreeman9525
      @josiahfreeman9525 4 года назад

      @@mintykarma336 my dogs do that and i have no desire to do anything sexual with my dogs

    • @ultimate_animal_showdown
      @ultimate_animal_showdown 4 года назад

      M B that would be a zoophile (a person who feels sexual toward animals) just because you own something doesn’t mean your have a fetish for it such as a house or a car lol

  • @Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya
    @Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya 5 лет назад +265

    I feel like part of the problem with dog lovers not liking cats is that they approach cats like dogs
    Like you can come up to a friendly dog and give em scratches on the ear, and rub their faces, and most won't really care, they understand that you're being friendly and they actually enjoy the attention
    ON THE OTHER HAND.
    Cats are kinda like that really nice girl you desperately want to approach but you're like 95% sure she'll just like reject you outright, or like trying to engage a person that's incredibly introverted--
    *It's your approach that matters.*
    You can't really just walk up to a cat and start like squishing their face or something, most DO NOT like it and most or the time people just like, pet too hard. Just show them that you're not a threat, offer them your hand to sniff or offer them some food AT A DISTANCE and let them come to you.
    Believe me, most cats want to be your friend, they just don't know you yet. They are famous for their curiosity, so just let them be curious about you in their own subtle little way.

    • @28368
      @28368 5 лет назад +19

      Excellent! These types of comments about cats are so helpful because when I interact with my dogs I am very physical, petting and such. I like cats but never understand how to let them

    • @28368
      @28368 5 лет назад +1

      Pet*

    • @MyLalala9
      @MyLalala9 5 лет назад +4

      I get nervous around cats solely because I don't know how to behave around them. I've had a dog pretty much all my life, and can read them pretty well. Cats are a big ???? My roommates cat seems pretty chill and likes cuddles but I never know when I'm upsetting them until the lash out

    • @Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya
      @Xil_Gon_Give_It_To_Ya 5 лет назад +10

      A telltale sign that a cat doesn't like what you're doing is usually when they begin to flick their tails(I know there's a pun here), begin to meow at you, or kind of shy away from your touches. Another thing to note about a cat is their ears-- they tend to flatten out or point back when they're uncomfortable or afraid, so just keep that in mind. Like I said, they're subtle.
      As a matter of fact, cats, when vocalizing to each other, dont really meow unless a fight is about to break out-- they only really meow at humans as it's one of the only sounds they make that we actually react to-- the rest are mostly outside of our range of hearing.
      Picking out which meows mean what, therefore, is a vital skill to learn when building relationships with cats.

    • @Illuminaturee
      @Illuminaturee 5 лет назад +9

      @@MyLalala9 if you wanna learn more about cat behavior, you should check out Jackson Galaxy's yt channel
      A good indicator is their tail. If it whacks fast and if their pupils are enlarged, they're about to go off

  • @bodybuildingABC
    @bodybuildingABC 7 месяцев назад +8

    ugh the fake laugh every 3 seconds😬

  • @JustRed916
    @JustRed916 2 года назад +16

    God I had dogs, they don't love you they love food

    • @samuelsouza3054
      @samuelsouza3054 2 года назад +7

      Nothing better than seeing a dog hater trying to coment about the mentality of a dog.

    • @enei7045
      @enei7045 2 года назад +4

      except they do love you. science has literally proven it. continue hating an animal lol.

    • @sarahscroggins2793
      @sarahscroggins2793 Год назад

      @@enei7045 Amen

    • @Andrew04354
      @Andrew04354 Год назад +1

      ​@@enei7045 No, they don't love you. In order to experience love, you first have to experience guilt and remorse, which it has already been proven dogs don't feel. Only humans have the brain capacity to experience love.

    • @enei7045
      @enei7045 Год назад +2

      @@Andrew04354 why do you think in order to experience love you first have to experience guilt and remorse?

  • @keelykangaroo
    @keelykangaroo 5 лет назад +239

    Mark's undying love for Chica is the sweetest and most wholesome thing, saying he would pick up her poop with his barehands if it means he could spend one more day with her, that he would walk to the ends of the Earth for her. That's the true meaning of the relationship between a dog and its owner. I would do the very same for my dog no hesitation. 😊

    • @tank7542
      @tank7542 5 лет назад +5

      I would to no matter how far i would drag myself from hell just to spend a minute with my dog

    • @keelykangaroo
      @keelykangaroo 5 лет назад +2

      As we all should, dogs aren't born "bad" they are usually made that way, whether it would be by unfair treatment or just none at all, if they don't feel safe in their environment they aren't going to know any better because that's how they have always known. If we give our dogs love and care, train them the way dogs should be trained, then there is no reason for them to act in an aggressive nature. It's as simple as that 😊 Dogs are a blessing ❤

    • @Dondo_Golden_Rose
      @Dondo_Golden_Rose 5 лет назад +1

      The sweetest most wholesome thing? You ever seen an anime girl give food to a homeless man?

    • @keelykangaroo
      @keelykangaroo 5 лет назад

      😂😂 No but that does sound like a good watch 😂

  • @harakku
    @harakku 5 лет назад +539

    It's ok to not like dogs
    It's ok to not want a dog
    What is NOT ok is going around leaving poisoned bread or sausages with needles on the ground so that no one else can have a dog either
    You'd think that's a no brainer but apparently not, so many dogs in my town have died from those

    • @cathieupchurch4166
      @cathieupchurch4166 5 лет назад +32

      The heck

    • @YoloMerra
      @YoloMerra 5 лет назад +8

      Javier SSTO no they don’t do that people in their area do.

    • @projectcalm5893
      @projectcalm5893 5 лет назад +41

      Javier SSTO he isn’t meant he’s a dog hunter, he said that it’s NOT okay
      I’m living in Russia, but here’s a lot of dog hunters. My friend’s dog died from poisoned food. It’s awful and horrible :(((
      (Sorry for my English, please)

    • @isa4120
      @isa4120 5 лет назад +48

      This shit was going on in my neihgborhood when I was a kid. Also one of my neighbors used to put dog traps to the woods next to my house, basically wooden planks with spikes or nails up or small holes with spikes and I almost hurt myself in one. Other neighbor's dog died bc of one, left 6 small puppies with no mom. He also used to put dog shit in people's mail boxes, including ours. He still lives in the same spot and is a fucking creep.

    • @kingblueberry7923
      @kingblueberry7923 5 лет назад +1

      The f***!?!??!?

  • @Del-Canada
    @Del-Canada 2 года назад +12

    Now do "if*ckinghatecats" sub. The sub that allows talk of violence against cats and allows all sorts of sick comments. I've been in both subs and dogfree at least bans people for hinting at any sort of violence and does not allow any suggestions of leaving say a house or gate door open for the dog to escape. Should be outraged about both but people only seem to go nuts over anti dog stuff. In any case, reddit is toxic. I don't use the site anymore due to both of those subs.

    • @darknocturnal4994
      @darknocturnal4994 Год назад +1

      Why hello Del. We meet again 😂

    • @Del-Canada
      @Del-Canada Год назад +1

      @@darknocturnal4994 Hey! Yes, I know you, well, as far as the internet goes. Hah.

    • @darknocturnal4994
      @darknocturnal4994 Год назад

      @@Del-Canada my channel has grown quite a bit since we last spoke

    • @Del-Canada
      @Del-Canada Год назад +1

      @@darknocturnal4994 Yea, I subscribulated a ways back after watching a video. Hopefully your bully backs off. I'm a cat guy and I know you don't like cats but people don't like cats like some don't like dogs, many valid reasons to dislike and not own either of those. Not sure why people give a flip and want to attack people over their likes. I mean the cats and dogs can't have their feelings hurt. Hah. Take care.

    • @darknocturnal4994
      @darknocturnal4994 Год назад +1

      @@Del-Canada you too Del. Take care

  • @SavouryGalette
    @SavouryGalette Год назад +22

    Yes, I have had bad experiences with dogs, I strongly dislike them. I have no clue why that's bad.

    • @duck7441
      @duck7441 Год назад +4

      Disliking dogs is fine everyone has their preference but wanting to harm and abuse dogs because it is simply a dog, thinking dog owners are subhuman and inferior to you and are not as intellectual as you and wishing death on an animal is not fine

    • @duck7441
      @duck7441 Год назад +2

      Not saying you are one of those people just stating things

    • @SavouryGalette
      @SavouryGalette Год назад +14

      @@duck7441 If dogs can hurt me, then I have every right to hurt them back. It's called self defense.

    • @duck7441
      @duck7441 Год назад +3

      @@SavouryGalette that is to an extent fair but i was talking about abusing a dog that didn't do anything there are videos posted by the anti-dog community in which a dog is either dieing a horrible death or being totured and the comment section is filled with appreciation and laughing at the dog and that is some psychotic shit

    • @SavouryGalette
      @SavouryGalette Год назад +7

      @@duck7441 And yet, saying cats are the spawn of Satan and should all be mercilessly tortured and slaughtered is perfectly acceptable, yes?

  • @agsinc342
    @agsinc342 5 лет назад +620

    Once my Australian Shepard mix almost bit my hand while I was giving him treats. As soon as he realized he did it, he stopped. He felt so bad that he licked my hand right after and put his head down. I love him so much.

    • @Wideus4974
      @Wideus4974 5 лет назад +21

      Now that's a good dog. See, subreddit? Not all dogs lack remorse!

    • @bbycwissie
      @bbycwissie 5 лет назад +8

      my dogs do that, they’ll get so excited to get food or a toy from my hands they’ll accidentally bite my fingers or hands, not terrible painful but enough to make me go “ow!”, they realize this and then start to lick the area and will stop wagging tail

    • @colorfulpup87
      @colorfulpup87 5 лет назад +3

      That what my dog does, if someone grabs her legs to like do that funny dance thing she bites them but then just start licking them right after

    • @realpastastrainer
      @realpastastrainer 5 лет назад

      gEH.......KYUT

    • @KoKoAkiko
      @KoKoAkiko 5 лет назад +9

      yeah dogs do that with each other too, if they are playing and accidentally hurt each other. So, if you ever accidentally hurt your dog (stepping on them or smth) it's likely that if you act with remorse (stop and pet them, etc) they will understand that it was an accident.

  • @tristanblackmun9894
    @tristanblackmun9894 5 лет назад +3348

    I love dogs.
    And if u don't...
    I will do absolutely nothing.

    • @rainart4473
      @rainart4473 5 лет назад +32

      Not Tristan But how can you not like puppies

    • @tristanblackmun9894
      @tristanblackmun9894 5 лет назад +27

      @@rainart4473 l like puppies

    • @Tryin5845
      @Tryin5845 5 лет назад +4

      Whi doesn't?

    • @timtheinvisibleman2674
      @timtheinvisibleman2674 5 лет назад +62

      I prefer cats, yet after my cat had to be put down I got a dog. She is my new "cat".

    • @Moths05
      @Moths05 5 лет назад +1

      comedy

  • @EntireTeamIsSpy
    @EntireTeamIsSpy 3 года назад +39

    As a dog owner and lover, I can confirm those memes were pretty funny.

  • @yolo6334
    @yolo6334 7 месяцев назад +20

    Theres a reason dogfree exists, bc some ppl simply cant accept the fact that not everyone has to like their “doggos”. I like Mark but sorry, dogs are not for everybody 🙄 some of us simply do not like them. Ppl seem so open and adamant about their hate for cats so sit tf down

  • @radiantdiscord2649
    @radiantdiscord2649 4 года назад +818

    *"Is that the leg of a baby, OR IS THAT A TASTY LEG OF A BABY?"*

  • @halliechapman9860
    @halliechapman9860 5 лет назад +361

    THANK. YOU. Service dogs are a NEED. Sooo many people go online and buy these service dog vests and are like “yeah my service dog is registered” or “my service dog is certified” LIKE HONEY THERE IS NO SUCH THING. I’ve had sooo many dogs lunge and bark at my service dog IN WALMART, which is NOT pet friendly. Each of these dogs have a vest on that says “service dog” and are in the freaking shopping cart. Which is illegal. They then proceed to show everyone their dogs “certification” (which again, is not real) and just keep on going. Anyways I’m babbling. It’s just so common now for people to fake service dogs just to bring their dog everywhere, and it makes real service dog handlers suffer a great deal! So thanks for bringing some attention to that❤️

    • @cypressreid5447
      @cypressreid5447 5 лет назад +6

      Completely true. Had a guy come in to the cinema where I work with a "service dog." It had the vest and all that and the guy INSISTED he needed this dog. The dog proceeded to poop all up and down the isles in the theatre, then when we asked the guy to clean it up, he just smeared it into the carpet. We cleaned and sprayed air freshener multiple times but it reeked in that specific theatre for quite some time.

    • @vincentbiddle7890
      @vincentbiddle7890 5 лет назад +1

      U RIGHT THXS FOR POINTING THAT OUT!!

    • @victoriapeach8013
      @victoriapeach8013 5 лет назад +3

      The sheer amount of false service dogs I've seen, god. I love real service dogs, and am adamant about leaving them and their owners be (so many people see a dog and decide they NEED to pet it, it's a service dog, lad, back the hell off). It's actually pretty easy to tell when a dog is a real service dog or not, but so many people don't know or care. Ugh

    • @cynthia1700
      @cynthia1700 5 лет назад

      Yeah my cousin has a service dog that she takes to school to help her with her anxiety and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need one too if my life continues down this path. I can only imagine the struggle ( T ʖ̯ T)

    • @halliechapman9860
      @halliechapman9860 5 лет назад +2

      Cynthia Landry yeah. Tho I would be careful because sometimes service dogs can make anxiety worse. You have a ton of people constantly trying to pet them, asking you questions, being incredibly rude, kicking you out, staring at you (like 24/7 ppl r staring) and it’s just crazy tbh. I honestly hate that part of it. So I’d just be careful lol. If you need one (not for emotional support they have to perform tasks for a disability) then I’d research the laws! Those will be your life saver. Literally know those inside and out. If you need help with anything you can DM my service dogs Instagram and I can answer your questions. @hope_theservicedog
      I’m totally up to helping anyone with any service dog questions!

  • @eggylove3338
    @eggylove3338 3 года назад +229

    *insert disparaging comment about small dogs here*

    • @bailey1162
      @bailey1162 3 года назад +16

      Pretty gross how you can’t defend them without putting down another breed. When’s the last time someone got their throat ripped out by a chihuahua?

    • @thatsanriosoftboy
      @thatsanriosoftboy 3 года назад +11

      @@bailey1162 seriously, I have a Chihuahua, and she loves people. The only time she's bitten or growled at someone has been when (literal demon spawn) children have (tortured her) treated her like a toy. I now don't feel safe bringing her to dog parks off leash because of kids.

    • @omegasizednuts
      @omegasizednuts 3 года назад +4

      @@bailey1162 pretty sure she could defend them without the Chihuahua thing, just an added bonus by her I guess

    • @funajgamer6311
      @funajgamer6311 2 года назад +4

      My small baby boy and my big gentle lady are both kind. Please don’t stigmatize small breeds

    • @user-cm9kx9nf8p
      @user-cm9kx9nf8p 2 года назад

      @@thatsanriosoftboy kick child out of reality

  • @coconutconure
    @coconutconure 3 года назад +37

    Anyone here after Charlie’s video? I love Mark’s points and feedback, always so considerate and fair.

    • @ProtoPurity
      @ProtoPurity 3 года назад +16

      Mark: Lawful good
      Charlie: Chaotic good

    • @natsuki4435
      @natsuki4435 3 года назад +6

      They even told us to not attack the subreddit

    • @lotsofpotats
      @lotsofpotats 3 года назад +4

      One thing is that mark didn't look at the all time posts (unless I'm wrong) so he didn't see some of the truly awful things being said
      Of course, with anything there is always going to be those few people who take it to the extreme, but it's tough to say if the whole subreddit was like this

    • @beanietasticday
      @beanietasticday 3 года назад +1

      @@natsuki4435
      But sadly, some people didn’t listen to Charlie nor Mark.

  • @CleopatraDK
    @CleopatraDK 5 лет назад +167

    In the middle of the video: "If chica is not in this video I'm gonna be so mad!"
    The end: "....." - "YEESS!!"

    • @heckinbamboozled1537
      @heckinbamboozled1537 5 лет назад +1

      I just read this comment and skipped to the very end of the video and was also happy

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 5 лет назад

      @@heckinbamboozled1537
      I watched the whole thing, but I was glad I stayed to see the end. XD

    • @heckinbamboozled1537
      @heckinbamboozled1537 5 лет назад

      @@Mr_Original lol

    • @iwillsub2pewds920
      @iwillsub2pewds920 5 лет назад

      America is better than China what are you all on about?

  • @aldentso2016
    @aldentso2016 4 года назад +680

    Markiplier: thinks of moderation
    Immediately thinks of drugs

  • @Cosmothecat_
    @Cosmothecat_ 3 года назад +40

    Mark: "again this is not about attacking anybody"
    Me: " except that child the pitbull bit"

    • @Molotov_Milkshake
      @Molotov_Milkshake 2 года назад +6

      Dog nutters are big on victim-blaming.

    • @Cosmothecat_
      @Cosmothecat_ 2 года назад +3

      @@Molotov_Milkshake please explain what the hell a "Dog nutter" is to me

    • @Molotov_Milkshake
      @Molotov_Milkshake 2 года назад

      @@Cosmothecat_ a person who is obsessed with dogs. They usually exhibit anti-social behaviour and total disrespect for everyone else around them. The sort of people who think a dog barking for 3 hours straight is 'cute'. The sort of people who think they can take their dog absolutely everywhere regardless of laws or rules. The sort of person who makes an instagram/facebook/whatever account for their dog and spends hours pretending to be a dog. A person whose entire personality consists of nothing but talking about dogs. The sort of person whose home is a stinking shithole and all of their clothes are covered in dog hair and they stink of dog stench.

    • @user-xq4py3fq2y
      @user-xq4py3fq2y Год назад +4

      @@Cosmothecat_
      Dog Nutters are people who are obsessed with dogs who victim blame, shoving their dogs into other people's faces or make owning dogs a personality. But people who hate dogs say that every dog lover is a dog nutter even though in reality a lot of dog owners are chill as hell

    • @Cosmothecat_
      @Cosmothecat_ Год назад +1

      @@user-xq4py3fq2y Damn. I love dogs but I'm no victim blamer. I feel like I'm a chill person.

  • @inherentlyirrelevanttomost8249
    @inherentlyirrelevanttomost8249 3 года назад +13

    He got to this 2 years before charlie

  • @marcusshane
    @marcusshane 5 лет назад +111

    This turned out to be a "How to be a good dog owner + memes"

  • @InquieteNightshade
    @InquieteNightshade 4 года назад +1882

    Me: likes cats and dogs equally as much
    People: wait that’s illegal

    • @hopscoot5728
      @hopscoot5728 4 года назад +66

      It is illegal. The police are on the way to your house right now.

    • @deaddude6958
      @deaddude6958 4 года назад +86

      you can arrest me too because I also have the same opinion

    • @alorahodgins936
      @alorahodgins936 4 года назад +48

      Count me in, I'll plan our prison escape

    • @bachlamtung5131
      @bachlamtung5131 4 года назад +7

      fBi WoUlD lIkE tO kNoW yOuR lOcAtIoN

    • @emilywinston5225
      @emilywinston5225 4 года назад +26

      I used to like them equally but then I got a cat and it was so floofy and loving and amazing so I started to like cats more

  • @RiskyRich_Gaming
    @RiskyRich_Gaming Год назад +7

    Whats your take on dogs who get put down for mauling humans by accident?

    • @jypapiiiii
      @jypapiiiii Год назад +1

      Owner's fault 100%

    • @Andrew04354
      @Andrew04354 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@jypapiiiiiIt's the dog's fault as well. Dogs don't need to be trained to be violent.

  • @emmawieson2121
    @emmawieson2121 Год назад +8

    Look dude, I’m sorry, but not only have I nearly had my spine mauled out by a pit bull, had my ear torn off by a GS, had ny breast bitten so hard by a golden retriever that I lost feeling in it and been dragged down the street by my leg by some pit mix, I’ve also lost two newborn foals, an elderly mare, an 18 year old toothless cat, a border collie, a miniature horse and five chickens to pits or loose and untrained dogs. I’m one of the people who doesn’t like dogs. I’d never hurt one unless it was currently killing either a person or one of my animals, but I do not like dogs simply for everything they’ve put me through. Too many bad apples spoiled the barrel.

  • @InedibleMuffin
    @InedibleMuffin 5 лет назад +193

    aaaahhh Chica at the end, she's so patient.
    My older dog would have snarled two seconds in..

    • @fireblastdraco1809
      @fireblastdraco1809 5 лет назад +7

      My dog would have either put his paw on my hand or laid down and tolerated it

    • @InedibleMuffin
      @InedibleMuffin 5 лет назад +2

      @@fireblastdraco1809
      aww hahah, that almost sounds like my other dog. She's a lot more tolerant and would either silently walk away, or let out a *really* audible sigh and lay her head down in defeat.

    • @firstnamelastname5230
      @firstnamelastname5230 5 лет назад +3

      My dog would probably try to topple you over even though he’s basically a walking sausage that love growls

  • @sugibudder
    @sugibudder 5 лет назад +153

    To quote Bill Burr "your kid bites someone he get a time out, my dog bites someone it gets put down, stakes are raised."

    • @Capta1nTD
      @Capta1nTD 5 лет назад +4

      I love that quote, Bill is hilarious.

    • @flashkirby101
      @flashkirby101 5 лет назад +9

      True. That's a good statement. But you honestly can't compare a child bite to a canine bite. Flat teeth vs Strong sharp teeth. People can die by getting bit by a dog. Never heard of someone being killed bit by a child. Can't compare the two even though morally speaking that quote is a good one.

    • @sugibudder
      @sugibudder 5 лет назад +1

      ​@@flashkirby101 no you cant compare them, since killing someone and biting someone are not the same thing either and death is not a proportional punishment for 1 mistake. its just a jab at people who think raising a child is the hardest thing ever and constantly talk about how hard it is.

    • @cilith1
      @cilith1 5 лет назад +1

      People have died from being bitten by someone, but granted it's from an infection caused by the bite.

    • @tabi8397
      @tabi8397 5 лет назад

      @@sugibudder lmao, you're not comparing raising a dog to raising a child, are you? completely different levels of difficulty. birthing and raising a kid could very well be the hardest thing someone ever goes through, dunno why you're taking a jab.

  • @LP-ow3kd
    @LP-ow3kd 2 года назад +5

    I dont like dogs. I don't want them hurt, but yeah I'll pass on owning one.

  • @DoubsGaming
    @DoubsGaming 2 года назад +23

    (Even though this is an older vid) I don't like dogs as much as cats but I 100% agree with pretty much everything mark is saying. I am pretty sure you can (but shouldn't) apply just as many stereotypes to dogs as to humans or as to cats, but the fact is they are dumb biased and have no basses to go off of. If anyone of them probably did an ounce of research about how humans are stupid and do stupid things to there pets like how a bad parent can influence a bad kid the same goes for pets. Furthermore, that's why a lot of people call their pets their baby's or kids because the influence is just about the same.
    Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

    • @sandwraith448
      @sandwraith448 2 года назад +1

      Ofc dogs fanboy. Dogs are fourth most dangerous animal in the world for a reason. Subreddit want to vent about predators that live in our society and can snap at any moment no matter how well trained. That's great reason to hate those things

    • @user-xq4py3fq2y
      @user-xq4py3fq2y Год назад

      @@sandwraith448 ironic since humans are the second most dangerous creatures in the world.

    • @siervodedios5952
      @siervodedios5952 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@sandwraith448And you ignore all the innocent dogs who have done no wrong, the dogs that work and contribute to society and even saved human life like herding dogs, rescue dogs, therapy and service dogs, police dogs, etc. Your lot hate an entire species and wish for them to be eradicated just to please y'all and make you happy.

  • @asCokebottle
    @asCokebottle 5 лет назад +408

    Markiplier; Chica, I'm afraid it's your time to go
    Chica; Was I a good girl?
    Markiplier; *No, I'm told you were the best*

    • @jennamarie1812
      @jennamarie1812 5 лет назад +6

      how dare you

    • @buttondowndingo
      @buttondowndingo 5 лет назад +11

      Chica is only three, she hopefully has a good few years ahead of her.

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 лет назад +9

      @@buttondowndingo she's only 3!? I've been a fan of Mark for years and I didn't know this.

    • @buttondowndingo
      @buttondowndingo 5 лет назад +3

      @@emlynselene1096 Yeah! Should be around four now!

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 лет назад +3

      @@buttondowndingo wow. Thanks for telling me about this. I honestly thought she was pretty old for some reason.

  • @syrupshrike9742
    @syrupshrike9742 5 лет назад +202

    the whole "we wait on them hand and foot" thing is the same as many friendships. You're nice to your friends not because you want rewards in return, but because you like them.

    • @squidy6637
      @squidy6637 4 года назад +9

      personally, if i had to 'wait hand and foot' on my friends i dont think i would 'like them' i think that is taking advantage of the people who care about you. now im not saying thats how dogs are, im saying that is what you said dogs are

    • @cavidnabili
      @cavidnabili 4 года назад +2

      @@squidy6637 you "wait on hand on foot" when you love someone

    • @cookieaddict5956
      @cookieaddict5956 3 года назад +1

      There's such a thing as being too clingy

  • @SpamorammA
    @SpamorammA 3 года назад +5

    17:50 my grandma would do this too, shed let her dog literally drink her spit because her crazy ass thought "if i do that, shell think im her mom and never run away." So it just became a daily thing, even after shed ran away a few times.

  • @birdseye2501
    @birdseye2501 2 года назад +4

    Good dogs are completely shit animals, it’s okay for us to have that opinion without being burned at the stake, just like people say they don’t like cats and other people are fine with that

    • @anonymousalien7417
      @anonymousalien7417 2 года назад

      @Chandler Burse There's people like that in EVERY community

  • @engal0695
    @engal0695 4 года назад +564

    Mark: *I need an analogy
    Marks singular brain cell: DRUGS

  • @leanicole2853
    @leanicole2853 3 года назад +4641

    I’m an emergency veterinary technician, and let me tell you... I’m not afraid of your pit bull, I’m afraid of your chihuahua.

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 3 года назад +258

      Kennel tech, small dogs (Chihuahua sized) terrify me more than any other

    • @iceberglettuce1190
      @iceberglettuce1190 3 года назад +185

      Chihuahuas are ankle biters confirmed.

    • @certifiedloser8740
      @certifiedloser8740 3 года назад +112

      Pit bulls and chihuahuas have the same amount of hatred,its just that chihuahuas are so small the hatred seeps out.

    • @gooci6907
      @gooci6907 3 года назад +37

      Chihuahuas are terrifying

    • @fey__3919
      @fey__3919 3 года назад +37

      LiterallyYYyy... got chased by 2 around a car once... really sad and embarrassing :(

  • @devinseth6805
    @devinseth6805 3 года назад +7

    " *IS THAT A LEG OF A BABY, OR A TASTY LEG OF A BABY?* "

  • @Tommy-vo4ts
    @Tommy-vo4ts Год назад +5

    I am merely am afraid of dogs. I also heavily dislike dogs, and I am a cat person.

  • @PYPRecordsNYC
    @PYPRecordsNYC 5 лет назад +62

    "I am just a rabid clickbaiter, I clickbait all the ti-" *Breaks out in laughter*
    I mean, at least he's honest.

  • @RtsShrtFrRtthw
    @RtsShrtFrRtthw 5 лет назад +1001

    Mark's speech about Chica made me cry. What a sweet man. What a sweet dog.
    I also had a sweet pea named coco, she was a pitbull as well. She was very happy and loving and always wanted to say hi to everyone. Which sucks, because everyone thought she was trying to attack them.

    • @umbree4548
      @umbree4548 5 лет назад +14

      Holy crap this man and his dog deserve a lollipop. Never let them go into the rain, they'll frickin melt.

    • @LowkeySlimes
      @LowkeySlimes 5 лет назад +5

      Nice username

    • @tylergendron7910
      @tylergendron7910 5 лет назад +10

      I mean, dying by cute doggo is better than cancer or some crap

    • @falonthorne445
      @falonthorne445 5 лет назад +3

      The dog that bit my arm and caused an infection while delivering just wanted to say hi?
      Why didn't they just say so?
      Oh wait, they did. Fuck off.

    • @emseption7593
      @emseption7593 5 лет назад +8

      I have two pit bulls. One is legit laying on me and licking my hand right now. The other one is at the end of the bed taking a nap. Sure, Bentley (the one licking me) can pull me and jump up, but he wants attention and isn’t gonna bite. Honestly, he loves me and isn’t good with new people. Neither of them are, but they just hide from the person instead of attacking. It depends on how you raise them.

  • @leo25337
    @leo25337 Год назад +18

    I support this and petfree sub

  • @bunnyboonot4u
    @bunnyboonot4u Год назад +5

    My neighbours let their dog shit on their balcony above me, then sweep it off onto my balcony. It's the owners that are detestable, not so much the dog.