"Why would someone draw that?!" Rule 34: if it exists there is porn of it Rule 35: if there is no porn of it, porn will be made That's why mark, we don't make the rules
He'll be fine, platypi only extend their poisonous spines when they feel threatened and only the male ones actually have the spines and that platypus would have to be severely insane to feel threatened by belly rubs.
When Mark is an 80 year old man. I'm going to be so happily sad seeing me older and him elderly, and getting to think about how much self-character building came from this man. Markiplier you wont see this but so many people like myself appreciate you.
The tension before whatever he clicked on loads. The relief when he gets the good possibility. Yeessss. And, these musical ones both were super fun somehow. Finally something bad we could witness ourselves without being actually mentally scarred too bad. Aaaaand the horror at the one at 10:08. The pure, pure horror.
Mark's relief on seeing the positive results are too pure for this world. _"Ohh...so nice...it's so nice...oh it's so nice...so nice."_ Edit: 10:10 This is why I watch Markiplier. This face. I love it.
Am I the only one that would like him to put out an uncensored version as well? Edit- just got to the "poopy girl" part & am immediately reconsidering my comment
Zack Zander Right but that's why I said "as well" or IN ADDITION to this video. So those of us sick & twisted souls can choose to hop aboard the PTSD Express should our crusty shriveled hearts desire :)
Sam Pineo Poisonous is when there’s a toxin at the touch. Like poisonous frogs. Venomous is when toxins are injected by fangs or claws. Platypi are venomous since they inject toxin with their claw on their cute feet
Actually, something being venomous means it has a harmful bite or sting, whereas something poisonous is Harmful to touch or consume. Get your facts straight you uncultured swine.
2:00 Only male platypuses are very venomous due to the sharp spurs located on their hind legs. These are used to fight other males over a female or territory. Females aren’t venomous, and males will only attack if provoked. Also, males might have their spurs removed if this is an educational facility, similar to the glands of a skunk.
@@FantasticRiver1 I would have to agree with you on most levels, every single science teacher I've had is annoying as fuck except for my current one, she's not too bad
@@adrienneislost1320 same for me. Last year I had the worst science teacher I could’ve asked for. Throwing peoples assignments in the trash and giving them a bad grade, being sexist, and literally teaches us nothing.
“Why would someone draw that??” Literally everyone seeing r34 for the first time: Edit: I was curious about 10:04 so I looked up u/Kuribohgirl and what came up saddened me. Apparently, u/Kuribohgirl was pretty well known and active in the subreddit r/MLPlounge, and a post that show up said that u/Kuribohgirl has ended their own life. I don’t know why, but RIP.
Rule: It doesn't matter if it has the person's pet when it says True Because posts marked true are literally a chance of one or the other, not a set choice
It's probably that vid where a lady is at Taco Bell or some TexMex place and she goes to the counter, complaining that there is no cheese on her Nachos
Males can actually release venom during the entire year but production in the body increases significantly during mating season, also they can cause pain lasting for months.
9:07 ngl, was kinda mad when Mark didn't finish the video, and then I remembered that not everyone listens to chaotic music as a cope like i do. Like the awful recorder Mii song is just one of the many chaotic music genres i listen to
In my opinion, the Africa one and the Mii Channel ones are a Win-Win Because you either get an awesome song, or an awesome song played horribly that'll give you a laugh
Okay I'm 4 months late, but let me explain what exactly happened. In the video, the man puts on the octopus on his head for the first few seconds of the video, which then cuts to him puking blood into a skull. This is why mark had a change of tone after commenting about the octopus. Naturally you'd judge the first thing you see, and I can assure you that I had the same reaction the first time I see it too.
10:08 That's the best "NOOOOOO!" I've ever heard. I'm so sorry Mark, but that reaction just makes me laugh every time. I can't imagine what horror he must've seen though, for him to react like that.
Izzy it’s not meant to make him suffer while we laugh. He doesn’t want to suffer. Sure he wants us to enjoy things but he isn’t trying to make himself suffer. Stop being an asshat. I’m glad you suffered.
50/50: dude puking blood in an empty skull, and drinking it again, all while wearing an octopus on his head. Mark: WHY WHERE DID YOU GET THAT OCTOPUS!? me: THATS THE THING YOUR CONCERNED ABOUT!? WHERE DID THEY GET THE SKULL!?
Male platypuses have a poison apparatus on their hind legs. There are poison glands in the thighs and a hollow spur near the heel. The sting is not dangerous to humans, but is extremely painful and causes rapid swelling in the stung area.
A friend of mine was operated for a penis difformity, a few years back. For some reason he posted picture of the surgery (it was either filmed or pics snapped during the surgery) on reddit (r/TMI TooMuchInformation). So that's a possible source for a sliced penis.
exactly what i said. some times he's like the most innocent dude watching puppy vids and the next he's watching a horrifying thing or something gross/scary.
i’ve been rewatching marks old videos lately anywhere from 5-6 years ago to 1-2 years ago and to see how he’s changed so much to be who the man he is today is so wonderful, i feel like i’ve grown up with him because i loved him the way he was back then and but i think he’s much funnier now
Stages of safe for:
Sfw: safe for work
Nsfw: not safe for work
Nsfl: not safe for life
Vinny Sanford you forgot the last one!
Ngtb: NOAH GET THE BOAT
Incorrect.
NSFW means :
Not Safe from Waluigi
Do i need to ask about ur profile pic?
Vinny Sanford NSFD: not safe for death
@Jonathon Campbell nsfl - not straight fucking lava
My heart melted when that dog put his ear up to the guy’s neck to check his pulse and started wagging his tail.
And my eyes and my brain were melted at this moment 10:08
I congratulate you on watch anohana (i hope you didnt cry to much)
Broo
"Why would someone draw that?!"
Rule 34: if it exists there is porn of it
Rule 35: if there is no porn of it, porn will be made
That's why mark, we don't make the rules
ultra_kitty_tuber_ 101 69 likes
rule 34 is just the whole thing. "If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't any, there will be"
@@essygallavich3736 That is a controversial topic. Some say there is Rule 35, some say there is Rule 34.1. There isn't really any "true" variation.
Ok
But I didn't saw a Stanley Parable Rule34 yet
@@DarkGamer-qh7ql then you know what you have to do
"rule 34 states that if something exists, there's porn of it"
Markiplier did not take this into consideration with Doctor Robotnic
Lmao
No porn of me…. yet
@@danifoxx7469be careful what you wish for
lol
NO ONE DOES BECAUSE ITS NOT NECESSARY
Random guy: *pukes blood into a skull while wearing an octopus on his head*
Mark: where did you get that octopus?
These are the questions that matter
“That looks professionally shot”
I liked this part too, especially when he says This looks professionally shot!😄
Yeah. * that's * the question that needed to be asked. Lmao
The greatest question still unanswered....
He'll be fine, platypi only extend their poisonous spines when they feel threatened and only the male ones actually have the spines and that platypus would have to be severely insane to feel threatened by belly rubs.
Besides even the platypus in the video is stated to be a female from the original videos description and females don't have that spine.
Venomous
And their stings aren't really bad for humans, it just hurts a bit.
Jamillah Prieto yeh thanks I was gonna write this 🙂
So if platypi ever were allowed to be a pet, only females would be truly 100% safe?
That Africa remix sounds like my choir the first time we try to sing a song
or me whenever I try to sing
Wanna bet that we’re gonna see OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES
Amen
@@alxxsv hAh- you thought-
as a former choir kid, this hit home lmfao
When Mark is an 80 year old man. I'm going to be so happily sad seeing me older and him elderly, and getting to think about how much self-character building came from this man. Markiplier you wont see this but so many people like myself appreciate you.
Your part of the gang
He'll be 80 and you will finally be 12! Horray!
aw that's really nice 😭
You're goddamn right
@@goldentear663 ok buddy
"Dude puking blood into an empty skull, and drinking it again, all while wearing an octopus on his head"
*Sounds like Cthulhu worship*
Cthulhu worship is so 2004
MT Sansy yeah, Nyarlathotep is so in right now
@@goghballs8938 Tf man, Amon Gorloth is the real deal now
No I feel like The One True and All-Powerful Gray Man is really the one right now.
Inferno FireFox damn, yall forgetting Azathoth
I can imagine the torture the editor had to go through
This one wasn't edited by lixian actually, so it's presumably Mark or one of his friends who had to go through the horrors all over again.
-~-
I saw the one at 10:10 on my own time. Horrible stuff.
Yeah what would you do if you had to look at people fucking dying for HOURS
CottonEye describe what it was
Who else realises that mark has to go over the whole video over and over so he can blur things out
Oof...
I was just thinking that.
You mean his editors?
F
:_:
“Grandma is set on fire for her birthday”
So early cremation then
You have to go to hell
r/cursedcomments
someones not having a happy afterlife
r/cursedcomments
HA. HA! Liked.
I’m surprised mark didn’t censor the Toto Africa one. That has horrific.
I didnt even understand that
weebster UwU 5:30
Angel Chuu the vocals are off beat
Yeah
Brenen Pantoja sounds like one of those chicken toys choking on a smol dogy
I feel like that old man playing Over the Rainbow is going to be mark when he’s like 80
So true
Hahaha
Hell yeah
Thought that was a girl I probably wasn’t paying attention
His hair was EPIC. Like, GNOME EPIC.
"You need a wee woo"
-Markiplier
Inky Splats Don’t we all
Wee woo
Weewoo
Weawoo
Weaboo
Oeuf.
M3M3S 4 L1F3 weaboo?? RLLY????!!
why
Call the ambalamba.
@@grandmabertha1250 THAT MEANS EGG IN FRENCH *I AM INNNNNNNTTTTTEEEEEELLLLLIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEENNNNNTTTTT*
10:10 - it is as if Mark glimpsed into Hell itself based on his reaction
I am late but that is smart my dude
@@ryan10united94 im 5 hours later, but his comment is still smart my dude
@Zelia Eastman scat fetish - basically as poor Mark said himself "he was collecting poop"
I totally agree
Ill give you 10 comments so you get more recommended
During the Africa one, my only reaction was: “this is what my panic attacks sound like”
the mii song one was how my stomach feels when im panicking
Yep
hmmmm
Before I watch original Africa: normal
After I watch normal Africa: Mark
I'm just glad I found the title of the song, I was looking for it for ages !
That old man playing over the rainbow on a saw was so wholesome, i cried.
Me to!
:3
How is it possible to play music with a saw?
@@bellaknightR597 it's possible but just be careful with saws
I feel like I'm the only one who felt like it sounded so creepy
8:09 Mark: that’s such a good dog!
Chica: sadness noises
Jimmy Bob but she's a good girl
@@lnternetexplorer990 Goggle?
Not all dogs are good boys
Some are good girls
It have wee woo
Correction is Chica: sad chica noises
10:10 - Mark’s face resculpts itself into a visage of instant regret and unfathomable horror. And I laughed my ass off.
I’ve never seen the word “repulsive” reflect so well on a man’s face
The music is just the cherry on top
@@M.Hellebore Classic SML Music
@@juanrivera2727Indeed 😂
This is the face of a man who regrets everything
Justin Y. First
Justin Y. You can't trust an edited comment
No
Justin Y. Heeeeeeey
Do you have notifications on for literally every goddamn RUclipsr??
Mind you: He HAD to look at those un-censored
Oh shit I feel bad for shitty little him
So did the editor
I love ur pfp
@@thischanneldiedlol2234 Im guessing you play terraria?
I feel so bad for Lixian . . .
2:57 the way the music starts and you see Mark's expression go from terror to pure relief is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen
The tension before whatever he clicked on loads. The relief when he gets the good possibility. Yeessss.
And, these musical ones both were super fun somehow. Finally something bad we could witness ourselves without being actually mentally scarred too bad.
Aaaaand the horror at the one at 10:08. The pure, pure horror.
Mark's relief on seeing the positive results are too pure for this world.
_"Ohh...so nice...it's so nice...oh it's so nice...so nice."_
Edit: 10:10 This is why I watch Markiplier. This face. I love it.
no that's called trauma
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@keongroves3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wtf did that mean
I just watched because I was curious but I regretted it so much...don’t watch it...
The Africa by Toto one is like going to a karaoke bar and hearing some drunk tone deaf people try to sing
Nyansugarcube Why are you talking about me?
Polarity lmao 😂
Nyansugarcube so swagger souls?
Am I the only one that would like him to put out an uncensored version as well?
Edit- just got to the "poopy girl" part & am immediately reconsidering my comment
bnenomore same tho 😂
what was it
bnenomore
Oh god no, even if RUclips removed it a good thousand viewer would be scarred for life
And their life would be scarred for life too
Zack Zander Right but that's why I said "as well" or IN ADDITION to this video. So those of us sick & twisted souls can choose to hop aboard the PTSD Express should our crusty shriveled hearts desire :)
bnenomore it would be removed instantly
3:15 : Everyone liked that.
Play it at 0.25 and it sounds like someone is sommoning Satan
@@totally_straight3852 shit your right
2:03 no they are not poisonous. *person rubbing belly keels over and dies* they are however quite venomous.
Sam Pineo w
Only males are venomous
Sam Pineo Poisonous is when there’s a toxin at the touch. Like poisonous frogs. Venomous is when toxins are injected by fangs or claws. Platypi are venomous since they inject toxin with their claw on their cute feet
Actually, something being venomous means it has a harmful bite or sting, whereas something poisonous is Harmful to touch or consume. Get your facts straight you uncultured swine.
In other words, dying from touching it is a poison.
2:00 Only male platypuses are very venomous due to the sharp spurs located on their hind legs. These are used to fight other males over a female or territory. Females aren’t venomous, and males will only attack if provoked. Also, males might have their spurs removed if this is an educational facility, similar to the glands of a skunk.
Kyomapai lol same just did that comments lol
*Venomous, not poisonous
Its venomous not poisonous..... poison is eaten or ingested..... venom is injected. So unless you eat the spurs or the whole platypus it is venomous.
Kyomapai thanks for the explanation.
The Devilish Bean you too
"WHY WOULD SOMEONE DRAW THAT?!"
It's the internet, that's why.
It’s not the internet it’s rule 34.
@@uhidsuhchgigysgdyhdudhdhxh9753 rule 34 OF the internet.
“IT’S NO USE, GIVE UP!”
Ah... Internet rule 34.
I mean id draw it.. The answer is shock factor. Or they just really like doctor robotnick
Mark: Why would someone draw that?!
Me: Ya know I ask myself that question every time I see perverted Pokemon fanart.
Let me guess, it's usually gardevoir or lucario?
More rather Braixen, Blaziken, Gardevoir, and Salazzle, with Lucario and Lopunny mixed in.
@@UberLukario oh don't forget Hatterne
@@beeftastesliketoenails94 ugh yes I get so pissed whenever THAT shows up
@@bluedemon2783 there is very rarely any of decent quality.
7:13 - the substance is called cyclohexane. Under the right temperature and pressure it is all 3 states t the same time.
Pretty much anything has that happen. It's called a triple point. Cool water down and drop the pressure and it'll do that too.
*Ascended*
I’m commenting so hopefully Mark sees this!!
*When you remember mark editor has to play 50/50 as well*
I feel bad for either Ethan or Catherine (I think they're the editors)
Storm Fire poor editor
Storm Fire OOOF
We salute you.
ReiterSplash Or it could be both...
10:10 this video took most of Mark’s sanity
More like what little was left
The look on his face tho. Of disgust
I have a sick curiosity to see it
@@navarone9993 If you scroll like I did you can figure out what it is but it's gross and I'm not checking it out anytime soon.
What was the dude doing that it made mark so disturbed. I want to know
7:22 That's the yell that almost every science teacher lives for lmao
Science is cool, science class is not 😔
@@FantasticRiver1 I would have to agree with you on most levels, every single science teacher I've had is annoying as fuck except for my current one, she's not too bad
@@adrienneislost1320 same for me. Last year I had the worst science teacher I could’ve asked for. Throwing peoples assignments in the trash and giving them a bad grade, being sexist, and literally teaches us nothing.
@@FantasticRiver1 Yikes, that sounds awful. None of my teachers were ever downright bad, they were just boring as fuck or incompetent
9:33 w/subtitles on: "I feel like I'm subtitling porn." Best laugh I've had in my life.
Blue Dragon holy shit WHHHHYYYYYY
Lmao
@@ljsrailwayvideos2370 ???
@@minimalgrammar1276 I dont even know myself, I dont remember commenting that
Oh man that's great
Do you know how long I’ve waited for this?
*A very... very long time.*
*That’s how long.*
Daniel Sambar hello AGAIN
Daniel Sambar We all have XD
Daniel Sambar same XD
That's a long time
TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
IN AZKABAN,
“Why would someone draw that??”
Literally everyone seeing r34 for the first time:
Edit: I was curious about 10:04 so I looked up u/Kuribohgirl and what came up saddened me. Apparently, u/Kuribohgirl was pretty well known and active in the subreddit r/MLPlounge, and a post that show up said that u/Kuribohgirl has ended their own life. I don’t know why, but RIP.
Sadly she is dead.
HI, WHAT AND SPACEBAR MMMMMM?
@@nikelinq2899 not to be rude or anything but this person who wrote the comment said that they had found out that the redditor had ended their life
Can i get link to that post
What happened
10:25 Any child when they see back to school commercials
Lmao
I hate those commercials
Why isn't this a meme
When that same kid sees a different kid get school stuff in that commercial 10:37
Real rn
That mii song cover is basically actual footage of my school's mandatory recorder recitals
I kid you not that's the most accurate comment of my childhood I've never heard
@@glitchedmanatee419 you too?
I love this comment! But at some points the cover sounded better
It was beautiful
im wearing headphones so that made my ears itch .
I'm super sad I can't find the full version of the old man playing music on a saw. He deserves all the hugs!
WhiteRaven696 // indeed (ღ˘ω˘ღ)
I’m so glad Markaplier takes the time to blur things out because based on his reaction you do NOT want to see it! Thank you...
What did you expect? He HAS to blur them out or he would get demonitised
I think lixian did that
@@t2pdaybreak422 demonitised? Mark wud get banned from youtube. Theres murder and shit in reddit
Well for me it’s sucks since I was young I wasn’t bothered or disgusted by anything. My fam says I have a “ iron stomach “
He would get in a lot of trouble with RUclips if he didn't.
10:13 one can only imagine what was going on behind that cursed blure
One shutters to imagine what lies behind that blured picture
@@johnnystankiewicz295 Dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...
There's a huge difference between this Mark and Unus Annus Mark, and it shows
you mean... Mark and Annus
Elisha Danielle isn’t he unus?
@@jonathandenis36 hmmmmm
I miss this old Mark. He’s lost something since this. Although it sparks up a little when he plays Minecraft :)
@@jonathandenis36 no thats Ethan
When he said, “NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO”
*I felt that*
He said 5 times
5:34 This is mental torture.
9:16 So is this.
Daniel Spencer yep that’s a ear rape
No its not.
9:16 is the best song i've ever heard
@@njh123 its a truly masterpiece
9:16 is beautiful
Half of the time: Aww
The other half: *WTF EWWW NOOOO*
*"Toto by Africa"*
Mark 2018.
okay plz tell me i dont understand plz reply about the muaic
it’s actually africa by toto
@@sayedcell5961 5:24 ♡
@@vo1t_147 r/woooooosh
Yandere Chan stfu thats not even funny, and why am i being whooshed? i just answered a simple question
9:34
When I was in third grade, my music class made us use recorders. We were supposed to produce sound, but what came out was pure nightmares
Timotainment
same, if you heard us playing postcards from loire valley you would never want to listen to any music ever again
When you realise Mark has to see it all again while editing :(
Edit: I only now saw that it was already commented... I didn't mean to steal it
At this point in his career he probably has someone to edit his videos for him
even worse, imagine not being warned about it and coming across that shit guy
Salamander yeah lixian
Did you think of this yourself, or did you copy that other guy? Either way, I’m pretty sure you didn’t copy. (This isn’t a hate comment)
@@coler4084 Lixian wasn't his editor at the time, and Mark probably did edit this one just to spare Amy or Ethan
7:38
*Me Trying To Avoid Saying A Bad Word In Front Of My Parents*
HUMONGOUS HONGOLONOGONGUS
@@NahnNishiki 👌✨ YES MY GUY.
Rule: if it’s about OP’s pet, it’s definitely safe
Edit: apparently you all don’t understand hyperbole
But then you get the one including OP's pet but you get the bad version
Rule:
It doesn't matter if it has the person's pet when it says True
Because posts marked true are literally a chance of one or the other, not a set choice
Thicc squidwars
But what if it says "my dog getting run over
unless it says “My dog and i get naughty ;)”
0:33 “YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT” _- Dr. Robotnik_
JesseRoxII, Poor sonic.
justin y replaced you my dawg
JesseRoxII gets eggrolled
"No, I don't."
(laughs) "It's no use, give up."
JesseRoxII can someone give me a link on what it truly look like
"Women angry over lack of cheese"
Kinky
XD
Broken Unicorn they also lack toes
I really wanted to see that one. Lol.
It's probably that vid where a lady is at Taco Bell or some TexMex place and she goes to the counter, complaining that there is no cheese on her Nachos
Broken Unicorn ii
Hot take: Wii theme has become as much a music genre as Megalovania has
I'm crying over the dog giving cpr.
This is great.
When
That dog was truly the goodest boi there ever was. I loved it
IKR that was so damn adorable and wholesome
only male platypus have the venom spur and it only releases venom during mating season.
Males can actually release venom during the entire year but production in the body increases significantly during mating season, also they can cause pain lasting for months.
And there not extremely poisonous to people only minor swelling
Females have spurs but they fall off before adult hood
Why everybody have big brain
7:39 I'm seeing a pattern here
OMG....
You need a verified check mark
Do you know the title of that video by chance
If you visit my channel you'll be pleasantly surprised to find that very video
Leonardo Garcia dude...... He's the creator
9:07
ngl, was kinda mad when Mark didn't finish the video, and then I remembered that not everyone listens to chaotic music as a cope like i do. Like the awful recorder Mii song is just one of the many chaotic music genres i listen to
In this video: Mark tests the limits of his sanity.
.......again
Some why...
Hey guys how is everyone doing?
Lmao more than Yandere Simulator?
That’s like every video of his
SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW WAS NICE. That Is Just Sooooooooo Nice !!!
I don’t know why but it made my actually start crying it was so lovely
YAAAAASSSS
That's why I love classical music like that
In my opinion, the Africa one and the Mii Channel ones are a Win-Win
Because you either get an awesome song, or an awesome song played horribly that'll give you a laugh
i can agree
plush Mark's reactions to them are even better lol
6:57
Mark's main concern is the octopus not the guy puking blood
Okay I'm 4 months late, but let me explain what exactly happened.
In the video, the man puts on the octopus on his head for the first few seconds of the video, which then cuts to him puking blood into a skull. This is why mark had a change of tone after commenting about the octopus. Naturally you'd judge the first thing you see, and I can assure you that I had the same reaction the first time I see it too.
Excuse me wtf 🤢
R.I.P people editing this video.
Niritsa
Oh god
At least the editors get to see some... interesting faces on the cam.
Lolololololololololololllolololol
Niritsa ikr!! Lol
rip Katherine and Amy
10:08 That's the best "NOOOOOO!" I've ever heard.
I'm so sorry Mark, but that reaction just makes me laugh every time.
I can't imagine what horror he must've seen though, for him to react like that.
The White Guardian agreed!
I still don't get what that is
@@niazziaae2479 he was collecting poop and becoming one with it.
It is horrible
I looked it up. I’m afraid.
That just sounds like me singing Africa by Toto
It’s so off key 😂
exactly😂
its toto by africa, everyone knows that
@@losingluke yeah this guy is so stupid
@@losingluke no way
Markiplier: Gonna have to blur all this stuff
Me: “goes on Reddit myself”
Me: MY EYES
That off-key Toto - Africa is too much for me
same here! i am in tears laughing so hard at this!!! this is too funny!
Ville Lepoaho nothing scarier
I was sooooo uncomfortable
“YOU NEED A WEE WOO”
-Markiplier 2018
I tried to pronounce your name
*2k18
It does though! Too cute.
Wolfie54545 it’s polish. Olivia (Rudzun) Rodzon
Wow wee
Mark's soul is gonna need some cleansing after this
Veridian all of our souls are gonna need cleansing after this
make that every 50/50 challenge
*Grabs Bleach And Bible*
Veridian what's a soul?
Clorox
"When mark sees something gross"
Disgusted Mark:"IS Screaming is horriefied
Happy Mark:"Screams of happy Neece"
that africa by toto does no pain to me because, somehow, someway, i have never actually heard the normal song :)
Topple Mello wow the songs great tho
IS that some joke I'm too stupid to understand
Topple Mello Get out of here. You are not welcome
@@TheBest-go4kg y not
Same here
It's only the male platypus who has the venomous spur, and it's not enough to kill a person, it just hurts like hell for a few days.
Jasmine P some have it last for years. The was a man who had to have the nerves in his hand killed so the pain would quit
Pretty sure Coyote Peterson would get stung by it one day or another!
GTdba Wouldn't be surprised, I've watched plenty of his videos.
9:39
Ok. Listen. *This series is supposed to make you suffer while we laugh.* I am suffering too. This is not what I signed up for.
I actually quite enjoyed it.
That part killed me
The blood skull thing, I'm gagging. Too much.
what are you talking about that was great
Izzy it’s not meant to make him suffer while we laugh. He doesn’t want to suffer. Sure he wants us to enjoy things but he isn’t trying to make himself suffer. Stop being an asshat. I’m glad you suffered.
that man playing somewhere over the rainbow looks like the oldest party entertainer out there. i mean that as a compliment.
You Need a WeeWoo!
Sauceddie such a good dog!
Sauceddie can i have a WeeWoo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How bout weeboo
Endangered SpyCrab N O
WooWee
I don't know why I would need a weewoo but okay
50/50: dude puking blood in an empty skull, and drinking it again, all while wearing an octopus on his head.
Mark: WHY WHERE DID YOU GET THAT OCTOPUS!?
me: THATS THE THING YOUR CONCERNED ABOUT!? WHERE DID THEY GET THE SKULL!?
You can buy skulls on the internet. Messed up, I know
Maybe just a fake skull
@@ProfessionalPickler
Blood that he threw up not to mention!!!
probably says a lot that I actually know what movie this clip is from
@@dracenines . . . what?
There is no getting that out of your head, not even flex tape will help.
Lemon Drop but flex tape fixes everything
People People well, they lied.
Lemon Drop THATS ALOTA DAMAGE!!!
Cookie Sans147 Goddamn it you beat me to the punch! :(
Flex tape can fix everything if slap it on
2:13 I was taking a drink and I laughed so abruptly at mark's reaction to the title the drink went up my nose.
Male platypuses have a poison apparatus on their hind legs. There are poison glands in the thighs and a hollow spur near the heel. The sting is not dangerous to humans, but is extremely painful and causes rapid swelling in the stung area.
I was going to correct you with *platypi but then i remembered that grammatically both are correct. 😊
Better call coyote Peterson I guess
8:07 that dog made me so happy
MuffinGrande I know right!
Best boi
Bestest boi
MuffinGrande definition of good boy
Chica is jealous lol jk
Looking back, The fact that someone even found a image or video of a sliced up peen makes me concerned about their browsing history
who says they found it on the internet
*Mmmm*
_thanks I hate it_
@@larsboeter2486 😯
Lars Boeter I guess the dark web doesn’t count as the internet
A friend of mine was operated for a penis difformity, a few years back. For some reason he posted picture of the surgery (it was either filmed or pics snapped during the surgery) on reddit (r/TMI TooMuchInformation).
So that's a possible source for a sliced penis.
Mark: a am a normal man that pays his editor normal.
Mark's editor: has to blur out every nsfw and gets to see it all uncensored.
Well actually even mark has to look at the uncensored version since he is recording the vid, but nice comment btw 😀👍
Actually, Mark edited this video.
mark is so innocent yet so uninoccent at the same time lol
Hailey Wills
This game has broken many, and this is no exception
Haha 50 likes 50/50
lol
Tf does that even mean
exactly what i said. some times he's like the most innocent dude watching puppy vids and the next he's watching a horrifying thing or something gross/scary.
Mark: I didn’t come here for “A girl with a Huemoungeous ladoungois”
Humongous hongomongolongongous 🤣
Hahah from that one try not to laugh video 😂
I think that was Gilbert Godfrey
Humungoushungolomhnonoloughongous
Would like but it’s already 666
Starts video
*DR ROBOTNIK RULE 34*
Closes video
Insanityltself what is it I’m scared to
Google
zariana Summary: Dr. Robotnik porn
It's no use, give up.
Get a load of this
Yosh
i’ve been rewatching marks old videos lately anywhere from 5-6 years ago to 1-2 years ago and to see how he’s changed so much to be who the man he is today is so wonderful, i feel like i’ve grown up with him because i loved him the way he was back then and but i think he’s much funnier now
I want Mark to react to cute animal videos for a half an hour. That would make my week. I just want to see him smile and melt with joy.
MissLilyputt and who would watch that
MissLilyputt yeet
robert jones meew
robert jones You'd be surprised. Not everyone on the internet is an edgy memelord.
And I bet he would somehow make it look like a dirty ass porn video or something because he is Markiplier!
6:04 Pretty sure this is what they play on loop in hell.
No they play worse things than this
Actually, it sounds more like this 9:17
it's kinda enjoyable i think :D
Mart8ndo Agreed.
Mart8ndo no it's both of them playing at the same time
"you need the wee woo" is probably my fav quote ever looooool
The dog giving CPR was so cute.
I was smiling so hard.
So wholesome.
For real thooo he deserves that weewoo
Our poor innocent mark is going through this horror again pray for his eyes and his brain we must show him with cute kitty or puppy pics after this
Robert Guajardo he will definitely be seeing a "kitty"
Andrew Beder GODDAMIT-
So true
kITTY
Robert Guajardo too innocent...
Thanos: I am Inevitable
Tony: I Am Ironman
Me in the cinema: 10:26
Disembodied voice of Stan Lee: "HE WAS COLLECTING POOP!"
Thanos was collecting poop
add a few thousand gallons of saltwater pouring out of my eyes and some of the worst horror i've felt in my life and kaboom you right
Including the collecting poop part?
IT WAS SO SAD I HAVE DEPRESHON
Markiplier 2018- "You need a wee woo"
Mistress M_K love that part😂
E
"WEEWOOO WEEWOO WEEEWOO" Was Mark channeling a siren?
Mistress M_K when I read your comment in the vid he said exactly what you said
Mistress M_K the goodest boy
0:34 Snoo"PING AS" usual, I see?!
9:27 i know that song, I listen to it on the radio all the time
Thank you Kanye, Very cool!
Same
R screen WHY DO YOU WATCH EVERY VIDEO I WATCH!?!??!
You look like you do
Mii too (heh)
I missed this... that sounds bad because I’m literally watching Mark suffer either from cuteness or just suffer for 12 min😂😂
Ya Gurl Jordan hehe lol
Ya Gurl Jordan kinda sucks we can't see bad ones
Watch mattshea make me suffer
Ya Gurl Jordan I subscribed to you!
you don't have to sub back
As answer to the platypus question: Their venom is extremely painful but it is not lethal to humans.
The Game Toaster Thank god
But to smaller animals like dogs and cats it will kill
It is also only produced by males during mating season on their hind heels. So scratching the belly is perfectly fine.
Don’t trust him, it’s the platypus speaking!!
It’s also only on the spurs that males have.
10:10 i've never seen such instant regret in a single face in face my entire life