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  • @my_m4n
    @my_m4n 4 года назад +5524

    Stages of safe for:
    Sfw: safe for work
    Nsfw: not safe for work
    Nsfl: not safe for life

    • @emeraldnickel
      @emeraldnickel 4 года назад +333

      Vinny Sanford you forgot the last one!
      Ngtb: NOAH GET THE BOAT

    • @sugadee
      @sugadee 4 года назад +195

      Incorrect.
      NSFW means :
      Not Safe from Waluigi

    • @saenu4466
      @saenu4466 4 года назад +6

      Do i need to ask about ur profile pic?

    • @cobbfunnybrain6632
      @cobbfunnybrain6632 4 года назад +22

      Vinny Sanford NSFD: not safe for death

    • @aa-th6sq
      @aa-th6sq 4 года назад +16

      @Jonathon Campbell nsfl - not straight fucking lava

  • @1305maggie
    @1305maggie 4 года назад +10303

    "Why would someone draw that?!"
    Rule 34: if it exists there is porn of it
    Rule 35: if there is no porn of it, porn will be made
    That's why mark, we don't make the rules

    • @bimm_ble
      @bimm_ble 4 года назад +42

      ultra_kitty_tuber_ 101 69 likes

    • @essygallavich3736
      @essygallavich3736 4 года назад +179

      rule 34 is just the whole thing. "If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't any, there will be"

    • @Gregory_Swan
      @Gregory_Swan 4 года назад +95

      @@essygallavich3736 That is a controversial topic. Some say there is Rule 35, some say there is Rule 34.1. There isn't really any "true" variation.

    • @DarkGamer-qh7ql
      @DarkGamer-qh7ql 4 года назад +15

      Ok
      But I didn't saw a Stanley Parable Rule34 yet

    • @1305maggie
      @1305maggie 4 года назад +38

      @@DarkGamer-qh7ql then you know what you have to do

  • @trisquele4943
    @trisquele4943 3 года назад +2524

    “Grandma is set on fire for her birthday”
    So early cremation then

  • @skyejellybean3766
    @skyejellybean3766 3 года назад +828

    "rule 34 states that if something exists, there's porn of it"
    Markiplier did not take this into consideration with Doctor Robotnic

  • @BlazingRoman
    @BlazingRoman 4 года назад +5054

    "Dude puking blood into an empty skull, and drinking it again, all while wearing an octopus on his head"
    *Sounds like Cthulhu worship*

    • @gumtm
      @gumtm 4 года назад +87

      Cthulhu worship is so 2004

    • @goghballs8938
      @goghballs8938 4 года назад +64

      MT Sansy yeah, Nyarlathotep is so in right now

    • @shryoder
      @shryoder 4 года назад +34

      @@goghballs8938 Tf man, Amon Gorloth is the real deal now

    • @0Sirenn
      @0Sirenn 4 года назад +16

      No I feel like The One True and All-Powerful Gray Man is really the one right now.

    • @vein.fm_hxcfemboy
      @vein.fm_hxcfemboy 4 года назад +22

      Inferno FireFox damn, yall forgetting Azathoth

  • @inkysplats1408
    @inkysplats1408 5 лет назад +2959

    "You need a wee woo"
    -Markiplier

  • @StickySauce101
    @StickySauce101 3 года назад +745

    10:10 - it is as if Mark glimpsed into Hell itself based on his reaction

    • @ryan10united94
      @ryan10united94 3 года назад +25

      I am late but that is smart my dude

    • @ooi6557
      @ooi6557 3 года назад +12

      @@ryan10united94 im 5 hours later, but his comment is still smart my dude

    • @StickySauce101
      @StickySauce101 3 года назад +35

      @Zelia Eastman scat fetish - basically as poor Mark said himself "he was collecting poop"

    • @anniepohlman
      @anniepohlman 3 года назад +4

      I totally agree

    • @milanek1527
      @milanek1527 3 года назад +2

      Ill give you 10 comments so you get more recommended

  • @redraydem6867
    @redraydem6867 3 года назад +693

    When Mark is an 80 year old man. I'm going to be so happily sad seeing me older and him elderly, and getting to think about how much self-character building came from this man. Markiplier you wont see this but so many people like myself appreciate you.

  • @fritzyfritzyfritzyfritzy
    @fritzyfritzyfritzyfritzy 4 года назад +3617

    I can imagine the torture the editor had to go through

    • @avalifeinbytes4529
      @avalifeinbytes4529 4 года назад +229

      This one wasn't edited by lixian actually, so it's presumably Mark or one of his friends who had to go through the horrors all over again.

    • @Agent_Gallo1233PDG
      @Agent_Gallo1233PDG 3 года назад +6

      -~-

    • @zcom4180
      @zcom4180 3 года назад +56

      I saw the one at 10:10 on my own time. Horrible stuff.

    • @unopotato6515
      @unopotato6515 3 года назад +13

      Yeah what would you do if you had to look at people fucking dying for HOURS

    • @absolutelyshmooie7086
      @absolutelyshmooie7086 3 года назад +4

      CottonEye describe what it was

  • @mhmyeahimtotallylistening5876
    @mhmyeahimtotallylistening5876 3 года назад +3742

    That Africa remix sounds like my choir the first time we try to sing a song

  • @Anthintendo
    @Anthintendo 3 года назад +221

    10:10 - Mark’s face resculpts itself into a visage of instant regret and unfathomable horror. And I laughed my ass off.

    • @no0b420
      @no0b420 Год назад +9

      I’ve never seen the word “repulsive” reflect so well on a man’s face

    • @M.Hellebore
      @M.Hellebore 8 месяцев назад +1

      The music is just the cherry on top

    • @juanrivera2727
      @juanrivera2727 4 дня назад

      ​@@M.Hellebore Classic SML Music

    • @M.Hellebore
      @M.Hellebore 4 дня назад

      @@juanrivera2727Indeed 😂

  • @NYCLAURZA
    @NYCLAURZA 3 года назад +317

    10:25 Any child when they see back to school commercials

    • @torinorri8049
      @torinorri8049 3 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @LilRio776
      @LilRio776 3 года назад +9

      I hate those commercials

    • @dr.robotnick1888
      @dr.robotnick1888 3 года назад +2

      Why isn't this a meme

    • @Brick_Mark
      @Brick_Mark 3 года назад +1

      When that same kid sees a different kid get school stuff in that commercial 10:37

  • @galaxyjw9962
    @galaxyjw9962 5 лет назад +6098

    Random guy: *pukes blood into a skull while wearing an octopus on his head*
    Mark: where did you get that octopus?

    • @svetlanarebane
      @svetlanarebane 5 лет назад +134

      These are the questions that matter

    • @carolineyuen3247
      @carolineyuen3247 5 лет назад +101

      “That looks professionally shot”

    • @takishajack9224
      @takishajack9224 5 лет назад +21

      I liked this part too, especially when he says This looks professionally shot!😄

    • @oliviakline5795
      @oliviakline5795 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah. * that's * the question that needed to be asked. Lmao

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 5 лет назад +8

      The greatest question still unanswered....

  • @CosmosCat
    @CosmosCat 4 года назад +3014

    My heart melted when that dog put his ear up to the guy’s neck to check his pulse and started wagging his tail.

    • @Sasha6w33
      @Sasha6w33 4 года назад +30

      And my eyes and my brain were melted at this moment 10:08

    • @gingainfinity1034
      @gingainfinity1034 4 года назад +11

      I congratulate you on watch anohana (i hope you didnt cry to much)

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 года назад +6

      Broo

  • @adrienneislost1320
    @adrienneislost1320 3 года назад +212

    7:22 That's the yell that almost every science teacher lives for lmao

    • @FantasticRiver1
      @FantasticRiver1 3 года назад +2

      Science is cool, science class is not 😔

    • @adrienneislost1320
      @adrienneislost1320 3 года назад +3

      @@FantasticRiver1 I would have to agree with you on most levels, every single science teacher I've had is annoying as fuck except for my current one, she's not too bad

    • @FantasticRiver1
      @FantasticRiver1 3 года назад +3

      @@adrienneislost1320 same for me. Last year I had the worst science teacher I could’ve asked for. Throwing peoples assignments in the trash and giving them a bad grade, being sexist, and literally teaches us nothing.

    • @adrienneislost1320
      @adrienneislost1320 3 года назад +1

      @@FantasticRiver1 Yikes, that sounds awful. None of my teachers were ever downright bad, they were just boring as fuck or incompetent

  • @anthonyfranco5335
    @anthonyfranco5335 3 года назад +176

    3:15 : Everyone liked that.

    • @totally_straight3852
      @totally_straight3852 3 года назад +7

      Play it at 0.25 and it sounds like someone is sommoning Satan

    • @Goobalicious
      @Goobalicious 2 года назад +3

      @@totally_straight3852 shit your right

  • @takeawaypie8596
    @takeawaypie8596 5 лет назад +13091

    Who else realises that mark has to go over the whole video over and over so he can blur things out

  • @jamillahprieto9009
    @jamillahprieto9009 4 года назад +3056

    He'll be fine, platypi only extend their poisonous spines when they feel threatened and only the male ones actually have the spines and that platypus would have to be severely insane to feel threatened by belly rubs.

    • @GreenWingSpino
      @GreenWingSpino 4 года назад +114

      Besides even the platypus in the video is stated to be a female from the original videos description and females don't have that spine.

    • @somethingnotofthisworld2749
      @somethingnotofthisworld2749 4 года назад +31

      Venomous

    • @erikasakura7721
      @erikasakura7721 4 года назад +32

      And their stings aren't really bad for humans, it just hurts a bit.

    • @apexprofessionalhoning716
      @apexprofessionalhoning716 4 года назад +3

      Jamillah Prieto yeh thanks I was gonna write this 🙂

    • @masterofadapting
      @masterofadapting 4 года назад +14

      So if platypi ever were allowed to be a pet, only females would be truly 100% safe?

  • @bluedemon2783
    @bluedemon2783 3 года назад +285

    Mark: Why would someone draw that?!
    Me: Ya know I ask myself that question every time I see perverted Pokemon fanart.

    • @beeftastesliketoenails94
      @beeftastesliketoenails94 3 года назад +12

      Let me guess, it's usually gardevoir or lucario?

    • @UberLukario
      @UberLukario 3 года назад +16

      More rather Braixen, Blaziken, Gardevoir, and Salazzle, with Lucario and Lopunny mixed in.

    • @bluedemon2783
      @bluedemon2783 3 года назад +4

      @@UberLukario oh don't forget Hatterne

    • @bluedemon2783
      @bluedemon2783 3 года назад +2

      @@beeftastesliketoenails94 ugh yes I get so pissed whenever THAT shows up

    • @beeftastesliketoenails94
      @beeftastesliketoenails94 3 года назад +1

      @@bluedemon2783 there is very rarely any of decent quality.

  • @Classy-Artist
    @Classy-Artist 3 года назад +84

    Half of the time: Aww
    The other half: *WTF EWWW NOOOO*

  • @sithrose04
    @sithrose04 4 года назад +1711

    During the Africa one, my only reaction was: “this is what my panic attacks sound like”

    • @planetz8559
      @planetz8559 4 года назад +39

      the mii song one was how my stomach feels when im panicking

    • @rivviegobrr714
      @rivviegobrr714 4 года назад +2

      Yep

    • @stupidkilljoy3516
      @stupidkilljoy3516 4 года назад +1

      hmmmm

    • @pein4332
      @pein4332 4 года назад +8

      Before I watch original Africa: normal
      After I watch normal Africa: Mark

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 4 года назад +2

      I'm just glad I found the title of the song, I was looking for it for ages !

  • @dreamylightz
    @dreamylightz 5 лет назад +1995

    "WHY WOULD SOMEONE DRAW THAT?!"
    It's the internet, that's why.

  • @s0ap_zz
    @s0ap_zz 3 года назад +108

    7:38
    *Me Trying To Avoid Saying A Bad Word In Front Of My Parents*

    • @NahnNishiki
      @NahnNishiki 3 года назад +5

      HUMONGOUS HONGOLONOGONGUS

    • @s0ap_zz
      @s0ap_zz 3 года назад +1

      @@NahnNishiki 👌✨ YES MY GUY.

  • @BCBrewer
    @BCBrewer 3 года назад +62

    Markiplier: Gonna have to blur all this stuff
    Me: “goes on Reddit myself”
    Me: MY EYES

  • @Zeennuh
    @Zeennuh 6 лет назад +4586

    I feel like that old man playing Over the Rainbow is going to be mark when he’s like 80

    • @angeL_ocracy
      @angeL_ocracy 6 лет назад +29

      So true

    • @bowenzhu9720
      @bowenzhu9720 6 лет назад +9

      Hahaha

    • @dodutchernaut
      @dodutchernaut 6 лет назад +11

      Hell yeah

    • @bgSquid
      @bgSquid 6 лет назад +8

      Thought that was a girl I probably wasn’t paying attention

    • @JekyViews
      @JekyViews 6 лет назад +7

      His hair was EPIC. Like, GNOME EPIC.

  • @Doomer1121
    @Doomer1121 4 года назад +701

    That old man playing over the rainbow on a saw was so wholesome, i cried.

    • @syunfcy4202
      @syunfcy4202 3 года назад +1

      Me to!

    • @jackielovett5756
      @jackielovett5756 3 года назад +1

      :3

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 3 года назад +4

      How is it possible to play music with a saw?

    • @oyaoya6986
      @oyaoya6986 3 года назад +5

      @@bellaknightR597 it's possible but just be careful with saws

    • @mihanni2214
      @mihanni2214 3 года назад

      I feel like I'm the only one who felt like it sounded so creepy

  • @TheDarksaphira
    @TheDarksaphira 2 года назад +68

    The tension before whatever he clicked on loads. The relief when he gets the good possibility. Yeessss.
    And, these musical ones both were super fun somehow. Finally something bad we could witness ourselves without being actually mentally scarred too bad.
    Aaaaand the horror at the one at 10:08. The pure, pure horror.

  • @chiliboy06
    @chiliboy06 3 года назад +80

    Hot take: Wii theme has become as much a music genre as Megalovania has

  • @salemwalem_
    @salemwalem_ 5 лет назад +670

    The Africa by Toto one is like going to a karaoke bar and hearing some drunk tone deaf people try to sing

  • @EvacTouch
    @EvacTouch 3 года назад +2074

    Mind you: He HAD to look at those un-censored

    • @syunfcy4202
      @syunfcy4202 3 года назад +36

      Oh shit I feel bad for shitty little him

    • @Hewix
      @Hewix 3 года назад +104

      So did the editor

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 3 года назад +17

      I love ur pfp

    • @EvacTouch
      @EvacTouch 3 года назад +16

      @@thischanneldiedlol2234 Im guessing you play terraria?

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 3 года назад +27

      I feel so bad for Lixian . . .

  • @RiskRule
    @RiskRule 3 года назад +46

    10:13 one can only imagine what was going on behind that cursed blure

    • @johnnystankiewicz295
      @johnnystankiewicz295 3 года назад +5

      One shutters to imagine what lies behind that blured picture

    • @horizeonguy
      @horizeonguy 3 года назад +6

      @@johnnystankiewicz295 Dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...

  • @bigbaby1345
    @bigbaby1345 3 года назад +35

    that man playing somewhere over the rainbow looks like the oldest party entertainer out there. i mean that as a compliment.

  • @captaincrazy7936
    @captaincrazy7936 4 года назад +472

    When he said, “NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO”
    *I felt that*

  • @stormfire5098
    @stormfire5098 6 лет назад +1375

    *When you remember mark editor has to play 50/50 as well*

    • @fyrefrost1898
      @fyrefrost1898 6 лет назад +48

      I feel bad for either Ethan or Catherine (I think they're the editors)

    • @PHURHXD
      @PHURHXD 6 лет назад +4

      Storm Fire poor editor

    • @lucyhwucy3724
      @lucyhwucy3724 6 лет назад +3

      Storm Fire OOOF

    • @Randoperson63
      @Randoperson63 6 лет назад +7

      We salute you.

    • @Nube-Gamer
      @Nube-Gamer 6 лет назад +2

      ReiterSplash Or it could be both...

  • @nataliecook7045
    @nataliecook7045 3 года назад +18

    9:07
    ngl, was kinda mad when Mark didn't finish the video, and then I remembered that not everyone listens to chaotic music as a cope like i do. Like the awful recorder Mii song is just one of the many chaotic music genres i listen to

  • @habibi1477
    @habibi1477 3 года назад +30

    Mark: a am a normal man that pays his editor normal.
    Mark's editor: has to blur out every nsfw and gets to see it all uncensored.

    • @fireelighting8610
      @fireelighting8610 3 года назад

      Well actually even mark has to look at the uncensored version since he is recording the vid, but nice comment btw 😀👍

    • @xbuzzyboiblakey632
      @xbuzzyboiblakey632 3 года назад +1

      Actually, Mark edited this video.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +10985

    This is the face of a man who regrets everything

  • @kostabrennan6787
    @kostabrennan6787 4 года назад +2827

    I’m surprised mark didn’t censor the Toto Africa one. That has horrific.

  • @ymm4286
    @ymm4286 3 года назад +39

    6:57
    Mark's main concern is the octopus not the guy puking blood

    • @vmxkarelyn_0842
      @vmxkarelyn_0842 3 года назад +11

      Okay I'm 4 months late, but let me explain what exactly happened.
      In the video, the man puts on the octopus on his head for the first few seconds of the video, which then cuts to him puking blood into a skull. This is why mark had a change of tone after commenting about the octopus. Naturally you'd judge the first thing you see, and I can assure you that I had the same reaction the first time I see it too.

    • @skeletoncouncil2525
      @skeletoncouncil2525 3 года назад +1

      Excuse me wtf 🤢

  • @SodLikeCod
    @SodLikeCod 3 года назад +96

    "When mark sees something gross"
    Disgusted Mark:"IS Screaming is horriefied
    Happy Mark:"Screams of happy Neece"

  • @ChillDragon
    @ChillDragon 5 лет назад +890

    9:33 w/subtitles on: "I feel like I'm subtitling porn." Best laugh I've had in my life.

  • @beebupp
    @beebupp 5 лет назад +759

    That mii song cover is basically actual footage of my school's mandatory recorder recitals

    • @glitchedmanatee419
      @glitchedmanatee419 5 лет назад +31

      I kid you not that's the most accurate comment of my childhood I've never heard

    • @beebupp
      @beebupp 5 лет назад +8

      @@glitchedmanatee419 you too?

    • @fishy2374
      @fishy2374 5 лет назад +4

      I love this comment! But at some points the cover sounded better

    • @calebbekker4127
      @calebbekker4127 5 лет назад +2

      It was beautiful

    • @BloodyBubble
      @BloodyBubble 5 лет назад +3

      im wearing headphones so that made my ears itch .

  • @HettycTracyn
    @HettycTracyn 3 года назад +30

    The dog giving CPR was so cute.
    I was smiling so hard.
    So wholesome.

    • @Jakeroo767
      @Jakeroo767 Год назад +1

      For real thooo he deserves that weewoo

  • @joesssaucey
    @joesssaucey 3 года назад +27

    if you think about, tiktok is the modern day 50/50 challenge

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 6 лет назад +985

    In this video: Mark tests the limits of his sanity.

  • @jimmybob7113
    @jimmybob7113 5 лет назад +778

    8:09 Mark: that’s such a good dog!
    Chica: sadness noises

  • @RedAngelXV
    @RedAngelXV 3 года назад +63

    “How does one become ‘one with public property’...?”
    Me: 🤔........😱NO WAIT MARK DON-!

  • @samsonrules855
    @samsonrules855 3 года назад +15

    2:13 I was taking a drink and I laughed so abruptly at mark's reaction to the title the drink went up my nose.

  • @andysquarantine
    @andysquarantine 6 лет назад +574

    "Women angry over lack of cheese"
    Kinky

    • @smiley8258
      @smiley8258 6 лет назад +2

      XD

    • @Super-wx6br
      @Super-wx6br 6 лет назад +3

      Broken Unicorn they also lack toes

    • @Lynner2010
      @Lynner2010 6 лет назад +2

      I really wanted to see that one. Lol.

    • @blehbloop6584
      @blehbloop6584 6 лет назад +4

      It's probably that vid where a lady is at Taco Bell or some TexMex place and she goes to the counter, complaining that there is no cheese on her Nachos

    • @yvngkingyt237
      @yvngkingyt237 6 лет назад +2

      Broken Unicorn ii

  • @bleunight9199
    @bleunight9199 6 лет назад +360

    I'm crying over the dog giving cpr.
    This is great.

    • @saltynoodle4885
      @saltynoodle4885 6 лет назад

      When

    • @taciaronning
      @taciaronning 6 лет назад +2

      That dog was truly the goodest boi there ever was. I loved it

    • @edenbru11
      @edenbru11 6 лет назад

      IKR that was so damn adorable and wholesome

  • @babysnowfoxx
    @babysnowfoxx 3 года назад +14

    5:16 "I LikE thAt." "THats gOod" XD

  • @user-dv1ex6ww3f
    @user-dv1ex6ww3f Год назад +6

    10:10 i've never seen such instant regret in a single face in face my entire life

  • @milka2262
    @milka2262 4 года назад +616

    *"Toto by Africa"*
    Mark 2018.

    • @sayedcell5961
      @sayedcell5961 3 года назад +5

      okay plz tell me i dont understand plz reply about the muaic

    • @vo1t_147
      @vo1t_147 3 года назад +4

      it’s actually africa by toto

    • @milka2262
      @milka2262 3 года назад +3

      @@sayedcell5961 5:24 ♡

    • @milka2262
      @milka2262 3 года назад +3

      @@vo1t_147 r/woooooosh

    • @vo1t_147
      @vo1t_147 3 года назад +1

      Yandere Chan stfu thats not even funny, and why am i being whooshed? i just answered a simple question

  • @fenekku.kitsune
    @fenekku.kitsune 5 лет назад +486

    only male platypus have the venom spur and it only releases venom during mating season.

    • @SleepyOcto
      @SleepyOcto 4 года назад +38

      Males can actually release venom during the entire year but production in the body increases significantly during mating season, also they can cause pain lasting for months.

    • @exonm1780
      @exonm1780 4 года назад +7

      And there not extremely poisonous to people only minor swelling

    • @crimsonblue8433
      @crimsonblue8433 4 года назад +1

      Females have spurs but they fall off before adult hood

    • @thataltaccount8188
      @thataltaccount8188 4 года назад +2

      Why everybody have big brain

  • @fioe911
    @fioe911 3 года назад +1

    i’ve been rewatching marks old videos lately anywhere from 5-6 years ago to 1-2 years ago and to see how he’s changed so much to be who the man he is today is so wonderful, i feel like i’ve grown up with him because i loved him the way he was back then and but i think he’s much funnier now

  • @micahrogers6965
    @micahrogers6965 3 года назад +6

    Mii Theme: Plays
    Mark:Cringed
    Me:Vibing

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 лет назад +2142

    Mark's soul is gonna need some cleansing after this

    • @yaoiprotag4029
      @yaoiprotag4029 6 лет назад +20

      Veridian all of our souls are gonna need cleansing after this

    • @davidbloom9242
      @davidbloom9242 6 лет назад +2

      make that every 50/50 challenge

    • @Bruvno231
      @Bruvno231 6 лет назад +5

      *Grabs Bleach And Bible*

    • @not_funni353
      @not_funni353 6 лет назад +1

      Veridian what's a soul?

    • @Jex1tt
      @Jex1tt 6 лет назад +1

      Clorox

  • @DanielSambar
    @DanielSambar 6 лет назад +619

    Do you know how long I’ve waited for this?
    *A very... very long time.*
    *That’s how long.*

  • @mentlegenpooty9711
    @mentlegenpooty9711 3 года назад +32

    0:34 Snoo"PING AS" usual, I see?!

  • @AguynamedCj
    @AguynamedCj 3 года назад +11

    If you feel like you made bad decisions remember mark put himself through this for our entertainment

  • @haileydods8535
    @haileydods8535 6 лет назад +806

    “YOU NEED A WEE WOO”
    -Markiplier 2018

  • @papiyeet9008
    @papiyeet9008 6 лет назад +70

    Car salesman: *slaps roof of Mark*
    Car salesman: "This bad boy can fit so much regret in it."

  • @kirakilleroficial
    @kirakilleroficial 3 года назад +10

    The over the rainbow part is relaxing lmao

  • @gdalkanoid7552
    @gdalkanoid7552 3 года назад +9

    Mark: He was collecting poop
    My brain: It was galactic poop

  • @scruffyman
    @scruffyman 4 года назад +2914

    I’m so glad Markaplier takes the time to blur things out because based on his reaction you do NOT want to see it! Thank you...

    • @t2pdaybreak422
      @t2pdaybreak422 4 года назад +178

      What did you expect? He HAS to blur them out or he would get demonitised

    • @shotgungames5738
      @shotgungames5738 4 года назад +54

      I think lixian did that

    • @SabsWithR
      @SabsWithR 4 года назад +132

      @@t2pdaybreak422 demonitised? Mark wud get banned from youtube. Theres murder and shit in reddit

    • @thegeneral2374
      @thegeneral2374 4 года назад +15

      Well for me it’s sucks since I was young I wasn’t bothered or disgusted by anything. My fam says I have a “ iron stomach “

    • @Snavels
      @Snavels 4 года назад +17

      He would get in a lot of trouble with RUclips if he didn't.

  • @afurrysalt1410
    @afurrysalt1410 4 года назад +491

    Looking back, The fact that someone even found a image or video of a sliced up peen makes me concerned about their browsing history

    • @larsboeter2486
      @larsboeter2486 3 года назад +49

      who says they found it on the internet

    • @boyhowdy3240
      @boyhowdy3240 3 года назад +31

      *Mmmm*
      _thanks I hate it_

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 3 года назад +9

      @@larsboeter2486 😯

    • @afurrysalt1410
      @afurrysalt1410 3 года назад +12

      Lars Boeter I guess the dark web doesn’t count as the internet

    • @LeSarthois
      @LeSarthois 3 года назад +17

      A friend of mine was operated for a penis difformity, a few years back. For some reason he posted picture of the surgery (it was either filmed or pics snapped during the surgery) on reddit (r/TMI TooMuchInformation).
      So that's a possible source for a sliced penis.

  • @sebasgamboa2769
    @sebasgamboa2769 3 года назад +5

    I love Mark's reaction on everything

  • @theperfectimings1572
    @theperfectimings1572 3 года назад +4

    The phrase *"It's no use, give up"* will forever be engraved in my memory...

  • @crestfallen2908
    @crestfallen2908 4 года назад +635

    There's a huge difference between this Mark and Unus Annus Mark, and it shows

    • @elishadanielle9378
      @elishadanielle9378 4 года назад +31

      you mean... Mark and Annus

    • @jonathandenis36
      @jonathandenis36 4 года назад +5

      Elisha Danielle isn’t he unus?

    • @meatloafer2762
      @meatloafer2762 4 года назад +3

      @@jonathandenis36 hmmmmm

    • @mildlymarvelous
      @mildlymarvelous 4 года назад +22

      I miss this old Mark. He’s lost something since this. Although it sparks up a little when he plays Minecraft :)

    • @bellaknightR597
      @bellaknightR597 3 года назад +1

      @@jonathandenis36 no thats Ethan

  • @whoknows8386
    @whoknows8386 4 года назад +652

    Mark: I didn’t come here for “A girl with a Huemoungeous ladoungois”

    • @nyxto8237
      @nyxto8237 4 года назад +26

      Humongous hongomongolongongous 🤣

    • @sabella7254
      @sabella7254 4 года назад

      Hahah from that one try not to laugh video 😂

    • @DisregardThis
      @DisregardThis 4 года назад

      humongous @#$%#@$#-$###

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 4 года назад

      I think that was Gilbert Godfrey

    • @potalcium
      @potalcium 4 года назад

      Humungoushungolomhnonoloughongous

  • @plushiegamer2185
    @plushiegamer2185 3 года назад +3

    The face when he finally figured out what fetish with human property was killed me

  • @thunderymud2898
    @thunderymud2898 3 года назад +1

    i just love this video and keep coming back to it because mark mostly speaks nonsense in his videos and he’s judging the titles of these even though he speaks like that😂

  • @santinomarsiglia6269
    @santinomarsiglia6269 5 лет назад +885

    10:10 this video took most of Mark’s sanity

    • @codyallen7864
      @codyallen7864 5 лет назад +55

      More like what little was left

    • @Jakeroo767
      @Jakeroo767 5 лет назад +23

      The look on his face tho. Of disgust

    • @navarone9993
      @navarone9993 5 лет назад +32

      I have a sick curiosity to see it

    • @Oogwayne
      @Oogwayne 5 лет назад +11

      @@navarone9993 If you scroll like I did you can figure out what it is but it's gross and I'm not checking it out anytime soon.

    • @mojomccall282
      @mojomccall282 5 лет назад +10

      What was the dude doing that it made mark so disturbed. I want to know

  • @notasovietspytrustme4392
    @notasovietspytrustme4392 3 года назад +4280

    Rule: if it’s about OP’s pet, it’s definitely safe
    Edit: apparently you all don’t understand hyperbole

    • @painfullythicc7680
      @painfullythicc7680 3 года назад +96

      But then you get the one including OP's pet but you get the bad version

    • @themoonlightspartan3206
      @themoonlightspartan3206 3 года назад +153

      Rule:
      It doesn't matter if it has the person's pet when it says True
      Because posts marked true are literally a chance of one or the other, not a set choice

    • @Jequetepeq
      @Jequetepeq 3 года назад +11

      Thicc squidwars

    • @christinafry5167
      @christinafry5167 3 года назад +18

      But what if it says "my dog getting run over

    • @plur5ever
      @plur5ever 3 года назад +28

      unless it says “My dog and i get naughty ;)”

  • @diegogomez6835
    @diegogomez6835 3 года назад +6

    10:10 When is Christmas Eve and i see the toys under the bed of my parents

  • @finnlck
    @finnlck 17 дней назад +2

    the fact that lixian also had to edit and watch that is just ... chefs kiss

  • @WhiteRaven696
    @WhiteRaven696 6 лет назад +180

    I'm super sad I can't find the full version of the old man playing music on a saw. He deserves all the hugs!

    • @diegoh5574
      @diegoh5574 6 лет назад

      WhiteRaven696 // indeed (ღ˘ω˘ღ)

  • @sarahm8695
    @sarahm8695 6 лет назад +672

    Mark's relief on seeing the positive results are too pure for this world.
    _"Ohh...so nice...it's so nice...oh it's so nice...so nice."_
    Edit: 10:10 This is why I watch Markiplier. This face. I love it.

    • @keongroves3
      @keongroves3 6 лет назад +11

      no that's called trauma

    • @bittgrundy
      @bittgrundy 6 лет назад +2

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Jun123
      @Jun123 5 лет назад +2

      @@keongroves3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wallacemunroe6809
      @wallacemunroe6809 5 лет назад

      Wtf did that mean

    • @ssently7512
      @ssently7512 5 лет назад +1

      I just watched because I was curious but I regretted it so much...don’t watch it...

  • @coolnerd8730
    @coolnerd8730 3 года назад

    The best part of this video is mark laughing hysterically at toto.

  • @Saturnpsrond
    @Saturnpsrond 2 года назад +1

    Whoever made the CCs is amazing, it adds to the video

  • @MistressMK
    @MistressMK 6 лет назад +892

    Markiplier 2018- "You need a wee woo"

  • @lottie7961
    @lottie7961 4 года назад +251

    2:57 the way the music starts and you see Mark's expression go from terror to pure relief is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen

  • @YTConceptionX
    @YTConceptionX 2 года назад +1

    10:30
    mark:*screaming in pain from seeing the video*
    Music: Vibes all around :D

  • @torakunoichi
    @torakunoichi 3 года назад

    GRANDMA NOH
    WHERE DID YOU GET THE OCTOPUS?!
    I love the pure way he reacts to animals not just the relief that he got animals but the pure joy he gets from seeing them

  • @niritsa9609
    @niritsa9609 6 лет назад +701

    R.I.P people editing this video.

  • @lemondrop8203
    @lemondrop8203 6 лет назад +179

    There is no getting that out of your head, not even flex tape will help.

    • @peoplepeople21
      @peoplepeople21 6 лет назад +9

      Lemon Drop but flex tape fixes everything

    • @roboturtle214
      @roboturtle214 6 лет назад +6

      People People well, they lied.

    • @adriancedar1478
      @adriancedar1478 6 лет назад +4

      Lemon Drop THATS ALOTA DAMAGE!!!

    • @squirreldude4971
      @squirreldude4971 6 лет назад

      Cookie Sans147 Goddamn it you beat me to the punch! :(

    • @justapeach9792
      @justapeach9792 6 лет назад

      Flex tape can fix everything if slap it on

  • @marselssarpio1974
    @marselssarpio1974 3 года назад +4

    Mark was so scarred after this that he never made 50/50 again

  • @sardonyxx6354
    @sardonyxx6354 3 года назад +1

    Wow, mark didn't look away unless it was extremely disturbing, and even on disturbing ones he sat through it. I give mark props 👏

  • @justcater
    @justcater 5 лет назад +194

    "you need the wee woo" is probably my fav quote ever looooool

  • @yummysammichez
    @yummysammichez 6 лет назад +162

    "You need a Wee Woo"
    Best Markiplier quote ever

    • @buenvenida
      @buenvenida 6 лет назад

      I'M A CHICKEN NUGGET sub for aub

  • @Hedgehogfanatic2006
    @Hedgehogfanatic2006 3 года назад +4

    4:13
    Mark: "Is that an apt description of what's happening in that content?"
    **c l i c c**

  • @hatTtop
    @hatTtop Год назад +1

    I have never laughed harder over a facial reaction.

  • @jeannas9218
    @jeannas9218 4 года назад +1665

    When you realise Mark has to see it all again while editing :(
    Edit: I only now saw that it was already commented... I didn't mean to steal it

    • @BlindIRLbtw
      @BlindIRLbtw 4 года назад +72

      At this point in his career he probably has someone to edit his videos for him

    • @asscheese557
      @asscheese557 4 года назад +48

      even worse, imagine not being warned about it and coming across that shit guy

    • @coler4084
      @coler4084 4 года назад +5

      Salamander yeah lixian

    • @themexicanlion5334
      @themexicanlion5334 4 года назад +9

      Did you think of this yourself, or did you copy that other guy? Either way, I’m pretty sure you didn’t copy. (This isn’t a hate comment)

    • @dylan_Coat
      @dylan_Coat 4 года назад +7

      @@coler4084 Lixian wasn't his editor at the time, and Mark probably did edit this one just to spare Amy or Ethan

  • @Kyomapai
    @Kyomapai 6 лет назад +220

    2:00 Only male platypuses are very venomous due to the sharp spurs located on their hind legs. These are used to fight other males over a female or territory. Females aren’t venomous, and males will only attack if provoked. Also, males might have their spurs removed if this is an educational facility, similar to the glands of a skunk.

    • @thatguyglenn7558
      @thatguyglenn7558 6 лет назад

      Kyomapai lol same just did that comments lol

    • @zachgilbert3815
      @zachgilbert3815 6 лет назад +1

      *Venomous, not poisonous

    • @chronicallyvexed5273
      @chronicallyvexed5273 6 лет назад +6

      Its venomous not poisonous..... poison is eaten or ingested..... venom is injected. So unless you eat the spurs or the whole platypus it is venomous.

    • @clokie6671
      @clokie6671 6 лет назад +3

      Kyomapai thanks for the explanation.

    • @clokie6671
      @clokie6671 6 лет назад

      The Devilish Bean you too

  • @Yonisify
    @Yonisify 2 года назад +2

    I feel so bad for whoever had to edit the footage and blur it all out. Respect to them.

  • @Kaixcs_
    @Kaixcs_ 3 года назад +1

    The face mark made at the Africa one was gold-

  • @chickensoupfordipshits
    @chickensoupfordipshits 5 лет назад +972

    2:03 no they are not poisonous. *person rubbing belly keels over and dies* they are however quite venomous.

    • @EvilMC10
      @EvilMC10 5 лет назад +1

      Sam Pineo w

    • @charli7956
      @charli7956 5 лет назад +40

      Only males are venomous

    • @thatoneviewer1553
      @thatoneviewer1553 5 лет назад +16

      Sam Pineo Poisonous is when there’s a toxin at the touch. Like poisonous frogs. Venomous is when toxins are injected by fangs or claws. Platypi are venomous since they inject toxin with their claw on their cute feet

    • @HurtSmooch601
      @HurtSmooch601 5 лет назад +5

      Actually, something being venomous means it has a harmful bite or sting, whereas something poisonous is Harmful to touch or consume. Get your facts straight you uncultured swine.

    • @HurtSmooch601
      @HurtSmooch601 5 лет назад +3

      In other words, dying from touching it is a poison.

  • @gamr6354
    @gamr6354 4 года назад +593

    “Why would someone draw that??”
    Literally everyone seeing r34 for the first time:
    Edit: I was curious about 10:04 so I looked up u/Kuribohgirl and what came up saddened me. Apparently, u/Kuribohgirl was pretty well known and active in the subreddit r/MLPlounge, and a post that show up said that u/Kuribohgirl has ended their own life. I don’t know why, but RIP.

    • @nikelinq2899
      @nikelinq2899 4 года назад +30

      Sadly she is dead.

    • @AccurateEnd143
      @AccurateEnd143 4 года назад +1

      HI, WHAT AND SPACEBAR MMMMMM?

    • @maddoxorr261
      @maddoxorr261 4 года назад +35

      @@nikelinq2899 not to be rude or anything but this person who wrote the comment said that they had found out that the redditor had ended their life

    • @ARRYN_SYN
      @ARRYN_SYN 3 года назад +7

      Can i get link to that post

    • @getgxcked4770
      @getgxcked4770 3 года назад +5

      What happened

  • @gustavoramirez5343
    @gustavoramirez5343 3 года назад +2

    I feel so bad for laughing at grandma on fire.

  • @Bladepool99
    @Bladepool99 3 года назад +17

    I laughed my ass I love seeing mark cringe on the bad 50 50 ones 🤣🤣