I love how his mom takes everything literally "you're not playing the true game unless you're at risk of being scarred for life" *"ISN'T MY LIFE HARD ENOUGH ALREADY?"*
@@thechickennugger3695 well I live in the Philippines so our cuss words are Tangina and Putangina and I was about to say Tangina (fuck) when a cat jumped in front of me and it just so happened that my uncle was there so I ended up saying Tangggggggggggk
@@jakobyarns4369 lmao yeah i know her feeling, when i accidentally step on my dog's paw i get her for one extra stroll and stay more with her than normal
It IS true that cats nearly always land on their feet, but dogs don't have that skill, so naturally when a dog launches itself into the air and down on to a hard surface, people are more worried because dog can't always land on their feet
6:44 momiplier: *groaning in disgust and horror* markiplier: We can stop at any time momiplier:*immediately stops* nonono I'm okay Looks like momiplier just like her son, she's not a masochist, she just wants to see how much she can handle.
@@sircompliments5380 Ye but the thing here is... it's only a 50/50 if you haven't seen it before. It's always gonna be that one picture or video guaranteed. Like that Cat in the Blanket? It's always gonna be a Cat in the Blanket with that link no matter what. The 50/50 gets you by making you fear the unkown. But once you know what that link is, then the fear goes away.
Your mom is literally the sweetest mother! She loves you, supports you, does videos with you... AND YOU THANK HER BY HAVING HER DO THE REDDIT 50/50 CHALLENGE! 😆
3:48 that was amazing “Mom you have not been playing the true game unless there is a chance of you getting scared for life” Momiplier: “*gasp*... What does that mean”
The ULTIMATE Life Wisdom: "Don't eat cheese and save 100 calorie from going into fat cell, then eat all the cheese cake after... You negotiate problem, not get angry."
The news story I found indicates that the mother didn't preserve her stillborn baby - the hospital did. Jo-Ann Burrows had twins - the girl lived, but the boy was stillborn. She gave consent for cremation and asked for the ashes for FOUR YEARS. When she found out what she had long suspected, that the baby was in a jar, she sued. "This experience has made me suicidal, if it wasn't for my friends and family I wouldn't be here." ~Jo-Ann Burrows
All that Christmas charity work was actually a scheme to get himself on the nice list. He had to outweigh the most naughty act of all: scarring his innocent, pure mama. *Hope you enjoyed being on the nice list, Mark. Because you're getting coal next year.*
He watches all year, right? And past activities before the year starts are forgiven, right? So we've got about 6 free days, from the 25-31 to do WHATEVER WE WANT.
1:26 I’ve seen the station fire video. The band playing was actually one of my favourite bands. The was a mix up with the managers of the band and the club with fireworks and the club was waaayy over capacity. Rest In Peace to the 100 people who lost their lives that day. I hate how people hate on the band Great White. It really wasn’t their fault
AUDIO PROBLEM GETS FIXED ABOUT 2 MINUTES IN!! Damn mobile recording setup lol thanks for watching gang
*Big chungus*
No problem
yw
Thx dude
No problemo
I love how his mom takes everything literally
"you're not playing the true game unless you're at risk of being scarred for life"
*"ISN'T MY LIFE HARD ENOUGH ALREADY?"*
Travis Ryley I also think she knows it’s not literal, she just likes to make jokes sometimes about it.
@@Emma88178 and we wonder where Mark gets his "i was too poor" story habits from
Get this to 1k
only 4 comment, huh? wow
3.600 likes
*saw 50/50: Oh No.*
*saw "feat mom": OH NO*
Saw your comment: OH SHIT
Koolaid man: OH YAH!
Me: NO HIS POOR MOTHER!
LOL that was my reaction to the title
oh nO
*saw that everything was sfw: **_OH THANK GOD_*
*...nsfw: **_aJSDNGJKSNFGJSNFGIOANIOnjngfsjgkaJF Dkj fj sefj N-_*
I like the fact that he tried hard not to cuss and then his mom goes
"It's a living hell"
Hell isn't cursing
@@bellaknightR597 ikr
@@bellaknightR597 I know that I just wanted to say a joke-
@@curryandboba8445 I know that
@@bellaknightR597 Ok good I thought you were legit mad-
(I have a problem cuz I think ppl are always mad at me)
Mark: “God-“
*remembers momiplier is right next to him*
Also mark: “Bless...America...”
Alpharads go to swear
His mom right after: its' a living hell
Go to gulag mr plier
Time stamp?
Pupetmaster247 Just watch the video
"Did I not have a hard life yet" I felt this in my soul
Same
Morrigan Luna same
Mom: "I didn't choose that one!"
Mark: "You don't GET to choose!"
Mom: "What?! I don't get to choose?!"
Aww, moms are sweet.
@@emlynselene1096 i agree with the first sentence, second not so much
@@hondaibonzai6575 That's probably just because of your own experiences, I'm guessing. I'll edit it slightly though.
@@emlynselene1096 i need to improve My sarcasm, dont i?
@@hondaibonzai6575 probably.
@@emlynselene1096 wouldnt be first time
12:34
Momiplier: “Life happens. Death is a part of life. You have to learn to let it go”
*The seed of Unus Annus has been planted*
No more, bois..
Its soon
HOLY SHIT
TODAY
@@myhand4272 wh- what??
“You just see cute images okay...”
*dEcEptTIpLiEr*
(X doubt)
@@dimes3224 Hey, no bulli
*Yuri where is my pen?!*
AH! YURI! Wait...
Thanks for repeating that i didnt see...
1:56 _that moment when you almost swear in front of you mom_
Mark : *God .... Bless .... aMerIcAaaaa*
😂😂😂 I dieddd
So did I XD Once I said Dog shit infront of my mum
Lol very relatable, almost swear in front of my uncle so I ended up saying *Tank* 😂
NixGaming 29 what were you about to say XD 🤣
@@thechickennugger3695 well I live in the Philippines so our cuss words are Tangina and Putangina and I was about to say Tangina (fuck) when a cat jumped in front of me and it just so happened that my uncle was there so I ended up saying Tangggggggggggk
I love how momiplier pulls away when the horrifying things come on and Mark leans forward in horrified fascination 😂
lmao that’s true
Gaming with Phoenix loll ikr!
I didn't even realize he did that 😂
69 like lol
Im like mark tbh 😂
The fact that she called herself Momiplier...
Best mom ever
*sees police dog doing CPR*
*remembers Mark seeing this before*
“YOU NEED A WEE-WOO”
WEE WOO WEE WOO
I remember that too :3
I literally just went from that video to this one
MEE MAA MEE MAA
I'm going to need a link.
Mark:"You have a risk of being scared for the rest of your life"
Momiplier: *Genuine terror*
*_wHAt dOeS thaT mEAn_*
*scarred*
*scarRed
I made this comment go to 1K likes
"Hes not alien, hes just disabled" THANKS MOMIPLIER
I understand what she’s trying to say, it’s kind of sweet that she’s standing up for the guy being called an alien
@@mildlymarvelous I agree she was just standing up for him
Nice PFP
@@pyro9251 *PP
I saw that video when i was like ten and that music gave me nightmares
Mark: you're not playing the true game, unless you have a risk of being scarred for life
Momiplier: what does that mean :O
such an innocent soul
Momiplier: *Ditches cheese for cheesecake*
Me: Someone has their priorities straight.
Rachel Slavenski nah
"Yeah that's real. He pulled his eyes right out of his sockets"
Mark's mom: *horrified expression*
illusion 100
Alinity : launches cat over her head "he's fine"
Markiplier's mom: OH NO YOU OK ???
She barely even dropped bell and still had a mini hart attack.
@@jakobyarns4369 lmao yeah i know her feeling, when i accidentally step on my dog's paw i get her for one extra stroll and stay more with her than normal
It IS true that cats nearly always land on their feet, but dogs don't have that skill, so naturally when a dog launches itself into the air and down on to a hard surface, people are more worried because dog can't always land on their feet
Call him momiplier pls
Mark: There's a chance of being scarred for life
Momiplier: What does that mean?!
Mark: **evil laughter**
Don’t I have a hard life yet? I thought I had through ups and downs” 😂😂
I read this comment as they talk about it
@@Catherine-ex5di lol
😂😂😂
@@bloodyender2893 same 😂
His mom reacts the same way as he does to bad things lol.
Travis Plush Productions lol
There might be some connection between them, who would have thought.
Like Mother, like Son.
It’s in the blood
Probably where he got it from
Mark: **keeps himself from saying goddammit**
Momiplier: It's a living hell
Godd...Bless America
Hell isnt a bad word 😂
Jorge Penuela why 😂
Jorge Penuela well I don’t know anyone who thinks the word “hell” is bad, I mean, it’s in the bible
911 likes what the
6:44
momiplier: *groaning in disgust and horror*
markiplier: We can stop at any time
momiplier:*immediately stops* nonono I'm okay
Looks like momiplier just like her son, she's not a masochist, she just wants to see how much she can handle.
😂😂😂
It runs in the family
I saw the video title and immediately "Oh no MARK! What are you doing to your precious cinnamon roll of a mother! Don't do this to her!!"
i thought the same thing
SAME
it was good carrah
Lennie Torizzmo wth
Momaplier Noooooooooo
Momiplier is the purest of pliers.
Your forgot E R I C
?
less so after this video, unfortunately
What happened to dadiplier
@@swavy2087 he's dead...
I JUST WANNA SEE A WOMAN ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE
ME TOO
mood
Look it up on youtube my guy
WHY CAN’T I SEE IT?! 😭😭
Why cheese tho? 🤔
Mark: Woman angry over lack of cheese
My brain: 🎶I NEED THAT CHEESE 🎶 DON'T MAKE ME SAY PLEASE 🎶
what's the magic word?
Sht I forgot about this song. Howwwww
memento mori
@@reyisnull how is being reminded of death relevant to cheese?
@@thatguyflammia4896 Unus Annus? the cheese song from Unus annus.
i just realized how similar their laughs are, its like a contagious hacking noise
spanky sauce considering ur face looks like one
Also there eyes
1000 sub For 1 livestream stfu
Jelly Games well no shit, they’re Korean
@@jacobe2253 didn't know this
1:57 AGHH GOD...*remembered momiplier is in room*bless... America..
i maid it 666
@@cluel3ss575 no i did
Mark: AWW DONT TELL ME THE AUDIO ISNT WORKING!! GOD....
Momiplier: :D *exists*
Mark: ...Bless....AmErIcA
1:56
Thought it’s was just my phone
1:57
Mark is so kind because after a horrific amount of bad ones he knows what ones are good so he picks them just for his mom UwU
No, no no not quite how the game works.
@@sircompliments5380 Ye but the thing here is... it's only a 50/50 if you haven't seen it before. It's always gonna be that one picture or video guaranteed. Like that Cat in the Blanket? It's always gonna be a Cat in the Blanket with that link no matter what. The 50/50 gets you by making you fear the unkown. But once you know what that link is, then the fear goes away.
@@TheGravityShifter I'm pretty sure that it gives you a 50/50 chance of sending you to either site. That might be only for some posts I guess
Mark: Your not playing the true game, unless you have a risk of being scared for life.
Momiplier: *_What does that mean!?!?_*
JimTheMan read that RIGHT before that bit played 😂
*Scarred*
JimTheMan *nAnI*
When you almost swear in front of your parents 1:56
*_God_* ... _Bless America_
LOL
Makiplier:GOD (about to curse)
Makiplier:bless America
I died laughing 😆
I assume it's cause the mom
I think that was because his mom doesn’t want him cursing even though he curses in his other videos when she is not around
My dad always says that when he gets mad 😂
Mark knowss what happens
"...until you are scarred for life" *horrifying music intensifies*
Momiplier ; *What does THAT mean?*
Your mom is literally the sweetest mother! She loves you, supports you, does videos with you...
AND YOU THANK HER BY HAVING HER DO THE REDDIT 50/50 CHALLENGE! 😆
The Fiadochi Aardvark that's Markiplier for you lol
"You see cute stuff and you pick which one you want"
"Now do you want dog vomiting or dog eating a bee"
😂😂😂
1:41 “Which one is more?”
No, Momiplier, 50 is not greater or less than 50.
Is the glass half full or half empty?
420 likes ;))))))))))))
It’s perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
"I'm not a masochist, I just want to see the limit my eyes can take."
3:57 ur not playing the TRUE GAME unless you have a risk of getting scarred for life...
Mom: wut does dat mean?
"Do you know what 50/50 is?"
Momiplier: Which one is more?
Her son could have been an engineer...
I love momipliers words of advice. She is so funny and pure
Not anymore...
Momiplier:his arm was broken
Markiplier:I set it up back
"THE ENGINEER"
I just choked on thin air because of this comment.🤣
3:48 that was amazing
“Mom you have not been playing the true game unless there is a chance of you getting scared for life”
Momiplier: “*gasp*...
What does that mean”
"He is not an alien, he is disabled" - Marks mom. THANK YOU, YES.
Momiplier:"I've lived my life im ready to see some ugly stuff"
*2 minutes later*
Momiplier: "Oh no oh no thata too much"
Cringy Mae your likes are at triple six
Kids in elementary school 24/7 😁
12:46 that inspirational speech though, heart warming
The ULTIMATE Life Wisdom: "Don't eat cheese and save 100 calorie from going into fat cell, then eat all the cheese cake after... You negotiate problem, not get angry."
It is the best advice since it came from Momiplier.
?
Today we saw many sides of momiplier
Wholesomemomiplier
Toughmomiplier
Wisemomiplier
We love her
@Yui u wot
@Yui Aight
and don't forget: i've-already-experienced-enough-problems-to-see-nsfw-or-nsfl-mom-iplier
Badassmomiplier
Don’t forget cheesemomiplier
Mark’s Mom: People get mad over little things
Mark: Yeah, cheese? Cmon...
Also Mark: *destroys controller after losing I Am Bread*
MisterTwister the only reason I’m not liking is because it’s at 69
That as well as 'Getting Over It'. He lost his shit many times 😂😂😂😂
*mark destroys sanity over pogostuc*
@@feckmaster6934 its now at 320
"Some people just want to see the world burn".
Unless we get 100 more likes on this comment?
True af
7:09 momiplier subtly gave the audience the middle finger
Lol I didn't notice
"Of course *number* B."
Number 🅱
Rush B
1
B
Choo Choo train
I swear if someone gets r/woooshed
I had to undo my like
How to get disowned by mom in 25 minuets or less
It's minutes
@@BlueBolt5000 How do you know? The audio wasn't working -- God bless America.
I prefer Sonatas myself
It's disowned and u forgot a dot
Look at the likes
Not good😱
*something horrifying*
Momiplier: *screams*
Mark: *laughs*
Yis
Maybe he’s thinking that his body can handle the pain in the videos
Mark: "It's not the true game if you don't have a chance of being scarred for life."
Momiplier:
*:0*
"Don't I have a hard life yet???"
10:58
They both got their heads tilted to the side in confusion and disgust
Like mother like son :'>
It’s not an alien, he’s just disabled.
Momiplier, 2018
Momkaplir flicks use of
MARK HAS HIS MOMS LAUGH-
That’s so *frikin* cute
Facts
it iS
Hey we have the same name
You have been kicked from the Christian Minecraft server
Ana Rodarte frick dang it
I absolutely love how resigned Momiplier is. “I’ve lived my life, I’m ready to see some bad things.”
“He’s not alien, he’s just disabled.”
- Momiplier, 2018
Gosh that was great stuff
*momiplier
Yep, she's a sweetie.
DistractedDingo haha I noticed that too
100 million subscribers without videos sorry, my bad.
How dare you not introduce the dog!
"I have lived my life, I'm ready to see some ugly stuff." Words to live by!! You go Momiplier!
Mark called her belle so I assume that's her name.
I’m just stuck on the one below at 13:04
Full-Metal-Girl IM SO SORRY
Pormpf Spimperton you are talking about the dog right.
"I read title and I think"
She didn't need to be tortured like THIS
Le SpoderMan me too bro
Man, i know you, te-am văzut pin comentarii pe la Andrei Cosmin și la alții:))
Prin*
9:35
Momiplier:it's not alien..... just disabled
That's right momiplier u tell em!
"It's" 😂😂
@@nigelpineda3563 ew yucko
Oh, hi
Master Hamster stop
“Do you know what a 50/50 chance is?”
“Which one is more???”
Mark:* gets frustrated “ God.... Bless.... America” lol he was about to cuss, but his mom was there.😆 too funny
Wow!We Have eyes too!
@@moistysquers Wow! How rude!
Markiplier: you’re not playing the true game unless you have a risk of being scarred for life.
Markipliers mom: What does that mean?
*_wHaT dOeS tHaT mEaN?_*
Mark’s language normally: NSFW
Mark’s language with Momiplier present: SFW
The real 50/50
God.... bless americaaa😂😂😂
God Sean ruined how i read sfw
@@art-n-filmsam3844 like any human with a brain bigger than a nut
no one else press like, I want my ocd to live
When his mom gave the “things don’t last forever” speech, it reminded me of unus annus.
Momento mori
🖤🤍
🤍🖤
Your mother is very wise and wonderful lady, God bless ❤
NUMBER B
NUMBER B
Momiplier is a mood 5:12
Shooting Star its all our replies
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???
Mark: what number do you want.
Mark’s mum: *B*
🅱
🗿
🐝
👽
👾
Hey, I wanna learn how to make that with Momiplier! She’s so adorable!
Momiplier: Ok, Belle, let’s watch.... **proceeds to cover her eyes**
mark not wanting to swear infront of his mom is so wholesome ;--;
“I have lived my life. I am ready to see some ugly stuff.”
- Markipiers Mom 2018
Lol😂
such a mood
I read that as that part of the video played XD
jeez that was like a year ago
@@pleonektein1430 lol
His mom is too pure.
Love Momiplier’s words of wisdom 😊😁
Mark, your very lucky to have a mother like her! Cherish it:)
"It" I c I c
12:37 No joke I just came back from the Unus Annus final livestream and then momiplier said this. I knew she was our cult leader all along.
I was just about to say that
@@Eduardoo2001 Your pfp goes along well with the conversation
I love how this turned into grief counseling with momiplier 12:30
Your mom didn't deserve this
It's too scary
Poor momiplier!
Mark: mom you’re not experiencing the full experience without NSFW
Mark moms:GASP...what does that mean?
Porn??????
@@TheLaura90210 gore usually
@@undefined0_ oh
Not Safe For Work
@@beaaaaaa6 Not Safe For Worm
The news story I found indicates that the mother didn't preserve her stillborn baby - the hospital did.
Jo-Ann Burrows had twins - the girl lived, but the boy was stillborn. She gave consent for cremation and asked for the ashes for FOUR YEARS. When she found out what she had long suspected, that the baby was in a jar, she sued.
"This experience has made me suicidal, if it wasn't for my friends and family I wouldn't be here."
~Jo-Ann Burrows
Mark:aftermath of a man being Mauled by a bear or my cat in a blanket
Mark's mom:B
(Intense music)
Ads:let me stop you right their
I use RUclips premium, so no ads, but that sounds hilarious
Can relate
Same here!!
Same. I think it was on purpose
@@xxcloudcuckoolanderxx Got an ad too at the point, but I got Google Assistant. (Which is Google related.)
Who else got a Google related ad?
momaplier - "ive seen some serious shit in my life bring it"
300th like
@@G1urpo no one gives a damn, man. Just grow up
@@VILLAINOFYOURDREAMS you just gave
@@VILLAINOFYOURDREAMS bruh
@@indicgamer2907 lmao (yep he gave, im ded)
When your mom finds out what you do as a youtuber.......
And somehow make money off it.
Mark is going in a one heck of a time
No Mom the drugs aren't real
marks mom "tHATS MY SON ALLRIGHT, AHAHAH hehehe... ha... ha...ha, HELP ME"
Wutaii1 Nostalgia *and still loves you for it* 👀
Momiplier's wisdom for everyone mourning the death of Unnus Annus: 12:34 (good timestamp, too, 1234)
Momiplier had the Unus Annus mentality for death before Unus Annus existed
She was the inspiration
Let momiplier eat cheesecake.
On 8:51 I just had an ad 😂😂
Mathias J we all did🤨
Mathias J 😂😂
PS4 ad
WeEb -ChAn yes
"I broke my arm but I set it! Hehehehe!- The laughing part kills me every time
The let it go part made me cry. My grandfather only has a few weeks left to live and this really spoke to me.
Your Mom rocks dude. Buy her a bunch of flowers that just says, "Thanks"
Momiplier: "death is part of life. You have to let it go"
Mark in 2019: so let me introduce you to this thing called *Unus Annus*
Rip
Memento Mori
Its not because of that
All that Christmas charity work was actually a scheme to get himself on the nice list. He had to outweigh the most naughty act of all: scarring his innocent, pure mama.
*Hope you enjoyed being on the nice list, Mark. Because you're getting coal next year.*
Nobody's innocent, especially if they're a parent
If you know what I mean...
He watches all year, right?
And past activities before the year starts are forgiven, right?
So we've got about 6 free days, from the 25-31 to do WHATEVER WE WANT.
@@ewjo03 :D
Coal is too nice, I say we send in St.Ethan and "Krampus" Tyler
bluELFsuma lol
Mark: God....[looks at his mom] bless amERICA
*If you didn't suffer enough......*
*You make your mother suffer more than you......*
VWXYZS poor Momiplier... she didn’t deserve any of this!
Nice
@@johnm2025 woah easy there
@@johnm2025 ok
8:50
*mark hesitates when pressing link*
*presses mouse*
**AD PLAYS**
lol, yeah
I got a google ad
I got a Spanish Subway ad.
@FangirlSkye Den i got a 6 second youtube tv ad
*gets an ad remover ad*
YOUR MOTHER IS AN INNOCENT SOUL
SHE WASN’T READY AND NEITHER WAS I
“Your not playing the true game- unless you have a risk for being scarred for life”
*Wot does that mean- DONT I HAVE A HARD LIFE ALREADY*
"GOD"
**Mother nearby sensory active. Alarm initiating. Self censoring underway. Processing safe sentence beginning with God... Transaction complete. Sentence censored. Mother safe.**
"Bless... America."
I read that in Googleplier's voice
Noice
@@VanNessy97 googleplier?? Ty is that??
@@nikkiofthevalley thank you is that?
@@xronium The yiff is that
This is why r/eyebleach, r/unseejuice, and r/aww exists
And those are why things like r/eyeblech exist.
@Luca KELLY r/eyeblech was made so anyone who mistyped r/eyebleach would find a load of shock images. Not sure if it's still around.
I'm glad none of this are from r/eyeblech
Don’t forget r/deletethis
@@329link it is
Mark: man mauled by bear, or cat in blanket...*about to press button*
*AD PROCEEDS TO PLAY*
NO WHY
Omg sammneee!!!
Sillymoo 100% BRITISH BEEF FROM ASDA
Sillymoo happened to me too
Happened to me as well lol
Same thing happened to me lol I was so scared
1:26 I’ve seen the station fire video. The band playing was actually one of my favourite bands. The was a mix up with the managers of the band and the club with fireworks and the club was waaayy over capacity. Rest In Peace to the 100 people who lost their lives that day. I hate how people hate on the band Great White. It really wasn’t their fault