"I'm Calling The Park Manager Now!"

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
  • Today I visited a company called Index Projects who were working on a project in Abingdon. I met security and a number of staff there!

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  • @Doctortigger-m1b
    @Doctortigger-m1b 2 месяца назад +121

    I have a massively stressful job, and Pure Audits is a real tonic after a day's work. I love the approach, the voice, and the innocence that comes across. This guy deserves far more than 12000 viewers. Let's all promote this gentleman and spread the utter, innocent and complete joy that he brings to RUclips and to auditing in general. A true star.

    • @Jobriz84
      @Jobriz84 2 месяца назад +14

      Very well said 👏

    • @Sylvia-Storm
      @Sylvia-Storm 2 месяца назад +10

      His channel is slowly growing.

    • @Doctortigger-m1b
      @Doctortigger-m1b 2 месяца назад +17

      @@Sylvia-Storm I just love this guy. Such a massively positive change from other auditors. Massive respect to him.

    • @DaveThompsonfairlife4all
      @DaveThompsonfairlife4all 2 месяца назад +13

      I too look forward to his videos. I don't watch the others like DJ and his spin-offs, as they get aggressive and antagonistic. PA is very pleasant and funny in his approach and therefore earned my subscription. I hope he sticks with his current style and refrains from copying the others. Yeah, he deserves a lot more subs.

    • @user-um1xt3kh
      @user-um1xt3kh 2 месяца назад +11

      Absolutely. He deserves his own TV series. 😃👍

  • @Jobriz84
    @Jobriz84 2 месяца назад +65

    "Have you got a portaloo here? Cos I know someone who can clean em out for £20 if you want" 😂😂😂

    • @andrewstratford4753
      @andrewstratford4753 2 месяца назад

      They are so stupid they dont know when there having the piss taken out of them.

    • @Doctortigger-m1b
      @Doctortigger-m1b 2 месяца назад

      I am a surgeon and I spend my time putting people back together...

  • @reddevil3874
    @reddevil3874 2 месяца назад +30

    Comedy gold...i love the way the hyenas at the back are laughing, thinking they have the upper hand, but all along, the master of playing dumb, is in control and gaining footage 😂😂

    • @spiderbloke1075
      @spiderbloke1075 Месяц назад

      There is a serious side to it but the mark of a real comedian is being able to keep a straight face. Honestly in his shoes I would be cracking up at them after about ten seconds 🤣

  • @hicks3749
    @hicks3749 2 месяца назад +55

    Calling the Park Manager, he must think you are Yogi Bear.

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 месяца назад +22

    😂These thickos reminded me of O'Reilly's builders in Fawlty Towers.

    • @toadhall1951
      @toadhall1951 2 месяца назад +1

      Did you know that an anagram of Fawlty Towers is Flowery Twats?

    • @welshieworldwide
      @welshieworldwide 2 месяца назад +2

      You mean "Orallee" 🤣

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 2 месяца назад +1

      @@welshieworldwide 😂You are men.....You - work, men.

    • @welshieworldwide
      @welshieworldwide 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ysgol3 ~ 🤣🤣🤣 Class 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 месяца назад +14

    😂😂More half-wits (make that quarter-wits) shredded by your deadly innocence PA.
    Thanks again for lovely footage and another hilarious film.

  • @philipnapier3585
    @philipnapier3585 2 месяца назад +43

    OMG. He's going to call the park manager. Run

    • @James-mn1ng
      @James-mn1ng 2 месяца назад +4

      Wasn't it always the park manager in Scooby doo cartoons🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrAndrewFarrow
      @MrAndrewFarrow 2 месяца назад +1

      @@James-mn1ngyes. Except the film where it was Scrappy Doo wot done it.

    • @fireskycam9889
      @fireskycam9889 2 месяца назад +1

      Oh on Uncle Yogi. Ranger Smith is coming.
      Come on BooBoo. Let's go and nick a picnic basket.

  • @carlfama140
    @carlfama140 2 месяца назад +12

    Great channel. Nice to see an auditor who is polite.

  • @KevinHamill-g6n
    @KevinHamill-g6n 2 месяца назад +14

    DANGER DANGER !!! There's a man outside with a fully armed and operational CAMERA !!!. Call the park manager.

  • @davidhandley9007
    @davidhandley9007 2 месяца назад +11

    Wafer thin drone makes a reappearance, love it😂

  • @muddlepond
    @muddlepond 2 месяца назад +33

    Has anyone ever actually wondered whether PA's simple act is, in fact, an act. I do hope so, otherwise we have all been very disrespectful, me included. It obviously works because he has people thinking that they are getting the better of him, when he is actually getting the better of them when he reels them in. I christened him The Angler some time ago and he's very good at it.

    • @adambarrett5696
      @adambarrett5696 2 месяца назад +2

      I did wonder. But I'm starting to think he is actually just a bit slow

    • @gone-in-sixty-seconds
      @gone-in-sixty-seconds 2 месяца назад +9

      It's an act, as far as I'm aware, as sometimes he has a little chuckle or says something for the viewers out of ears of the others...
      Come on who is gonna say I've a mikita drill with me oh and my mate can clean your porta loos for £20....
      This guy is a legend.... and as already said should have loads more subscribers

    • @dave-jk6en
      @dave-jk6en 2 месяца назад +10

      I don’t care if it’s an act, because he’s got a zoom camera, and it’s interesting isn’t it

    • @stuartbrown8259
      @stuartbrown8259 2 месяца назад +3

      Of course its an act, not hard to work that out. Think of what he says, its funny. Knows exactly how to pretend to them that they have the upper hand by his act.

    • @lunamonkey
      @lunamonkey 2 месяца назад +5

      You think he’s going in, but he’s not. He’s going over.

  • @oliverharness4658
    @oliverharness4658 2 месяца назад +14

    What a top bunch of blokes. I wish they were all like that.

  • @Seal_Clubbing_Champion
    @Seal_Clubbing_Champion 2 месяца назад +29

    A helmet, wearing a helmet.

  • @Acheillidh_01
    @Acheillidh_01 2 месяца назад +21

    They way they laugh when they realise not everyone 'works for somebody' is absolutely pathetic. Can't get thru life without being guided or instructed

  • @tirokopita
    @tirokopita 2 месяца назад +15

    They don't want anyone walking in but the security gates are open.

  • @markosmith8037
    @markosmith8037 2 месяца назад +3

    To be fair the chap at 7:30 was very reasonable and explained about the legalities in a polite and informative fashion.

  • @doveronefoxtrot4417
    @doveronefoxtrot4417 2 месяца назад +28

    Those three helmet's seem to know the law. Do they walk around the premises all day looking like twat's for the sake of it ?

  • @markhamilton9834
    @markhamilton9834 2 месяца назад +6

    Fools a plenty,,,they provide an endless source of amusement,and for free 👍😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @shortyshorten2629
    @shortyshorten2629 2 месяца назад +1

    I don't want to come in.
    It's wafer thin.
    It's only a little one.
    I've come a long way on my bike.
    The catchphrase king.... I love Pure Audits. Absolute class, brightens my day 😂❤❤

  • @carlhartwell7978
    @carlhartwell7978 2 месяца назад +5

    Please do carry on mentioning how so very 'thiiiin' the drone is, I don't think that will ever get old!
    Can you pronounce _wafer_ to rhyme with _gaffa_ just once for me though?🤣

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 месяца назад +1

      Yep - I’ll try 😂👍

    • @carlhartwell7978
      @carlhartwell7978 2 месяца назад

      @@PureAudits Actually, to be more spcific, I think the way Cleese says it to Mr Creosote he also goes _errr_ at the end, so it rhymes with _gaffer._ 🤣
      I mean if you're going to do a -frog- Frenchman impression...🤷‍♀

  • @robertreid9079
    @robertreid9079 2 месяца назад +7

    Love your approach.👍

  • @davejones3372
    @davejones3372 2 месяца назад +11

    I’m working here for today love it brilliant 😂😂😂

  • @gone-in-sixty-seconds
    @gone-in-sixty-seconds 2 месяца назад +2

    Pure comedy, them lads chuckle when you said you was working for yourself, was priceless 😂😂

  • @wotzcheez
    @wotzcheez 2 месяца назад +20

    Filming is antagonistic? Shows the level they are operating on. Cameras steal souls kind of thing

    • @Leepercomm
      @Leepercomm 2 месяца назад +1

      Actually it shows their level of intelligence. Not very high.

    • @wotzcheez
      @wotzcheez 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Leepercomm yeah that's what I said. Just less obvious.

  • @Pennywise180
    @Pennywise180 2 месяца назад +21

    The hi viz brigade certainly made utter fools of themselves in front of thousands of people.

  • @williamgriffin5389
    @williamgriffin5389 2 месяца назад +16

    Love this. Pure intelligent micky taking.

  • @OldManRocketLeague
    @OldManRocketLeague 2 месяца назад +7

    Interesting video, Bernie.

  • @newsnowhamilton
    @newsnowhamilton 2 месяца назад +4

    3:06 😄 (*In ma best Freeench accent) ”It’s wafer thin” 🤣

  • @Catmad65
    @Catmad65 2 месяца назад +2

    They laugh at self employment like good little sheepies that can’t fathom anything without direction. Great vid again, your up there with the best you are imho 😊

  • @thejudge-kv2jk
    @thejudge-kv2jk 2 месяца назад +5

    First guy is a bit of a wally but the rest were sound! They knew the score. They didn't tell the other site manager how it works which tells you what they think of him!

  • @decdeckers
    @decdeckers 2 месяца назад +6

    I’m working here for me, got my zoom camera

  • @SuperDry.
    @SuperDry. 2 месяца назад +1

    7:30 I'd love it if you replied "ive got a library card , is that any good?" 🤣

  • @grahamh6988
    @grahamh6988 2 месяца назад +6

    Why did the workie blokes laugh at self employment?

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother 2 месяца назад +2

    Mr Pure never fails to bring the clowns out on parade . the short one with the beard is a proper fusspot .

  • @jesuschrist2284
    @jesuschrist2284 2 месяца назад +5

    Hopefully the park manager will call yogi bear

  • @Smeeagain75
    @Smeeagain75 2 месяца назад +11

    I love this channel.
    Playing dumb, playing them.
    Brilliant.

  • @michaelmerry678
    @michaelmerry678 2 месяца назад +3

    If you have a drill you can come in 😂😂

  • @george-ev1dq
    @george-ev1dq 2 месяца назад +2

    The clowns laughing certainly did not get the last laugh, they got owned.

  • @adebrade172
    @adebrade172 2 месяца назад +3

    We used to be scared stiff of park rangers as kids, used to chase you if you was on your bike

  • @justjim3168
    @justjim3168 2 месяца назад +3

    OH NO, not the PARK MANAGER!

  • @TheSimonvalente
    @TheSimonvalente 2 месяца назад +2

    I do love the way idiots like this turn to stare back at the property for a couple of seconds before saying "You can't, it's private!".

  • @pudintain9656
    @pudintain9656 2 месяца назад +1

    I would like to see "Pure Audits" come to America.

  • @sambishop9567
    @sambishop9567 2 месяца назад +1

    11:05
    Hey you! You can’t do that! Stop being antagonistic!!!
    😂😂😂😂

    • @waynepalmer6949
      @waynepalmer6949 2 месяца назад +1

      The irony was strong with that one😂

  • @QuiteSimplyMyChoice
    @QuiteSimplyMyChoice 2 месяца назад +1

    Daily dose of drone music, I'll be humming that for the next 24 hrs. 👍😀

  • @paulpowell5459
    @paulpowell5459 2 месяца назад +7

    I wonder just how many years it will take for people to realise photography is not a crime?

    • @Leepercomm
      @Leepercomm 2 месяца назад +1

      It will take just as log for people to realize that you can legally record private property. and that flying s drone IS NOT comming "on dite".

  • @camrs125
    @camrs125 2 месяца назад +3

    Come on guys…it’s only a zoom camera and a wafer thin drone 😂

  • @alfiecorlett8891
    @alfiecorlett8891 2 месяца назад +3

    What a bunch of solicitors doubling as construction workers

  • @matt-f1c
    @matt-f1c 2 месяца назад

    😂 “ am doing a video just a little video “ legend
    Those lads were sound.

  • @MattLott-w3b
    @MattLott-w3b 2 месяца назад +1

    I always wondered what happened to Toddler Flump. Great to see him thriving on a building site, great work.

  • @dave-jk6en
    @dave-jk6en 2 месяца назад

    Love your videos PA, keep them coming pal. ‘they’re interesting’ 😊

  • @loucolman
    @loucolman 2 месяца назад +1

    I’ve waited a while for a ‘wafer thin’! 😂❤

  • @MikeEves
    @MikeEves 2 месяца назад +3

    He thought the park manager was your manager, what a fool.

  • @andywright3450
    @andywright3450 2 месяца назад

    Hi mate good video and congratulations on 12 ,000 subscribers totally fully deserved

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 месяца назад +1

      Thank you - and thanks fir watching 👍

  • @moonpawooe7134
    @moonpawooe7134 2 месяца назад +3

    It's wafer thin 😀 goes lovely with ice cream 🍦

  • @vampire99999
    @vampire99999 2 месяца назад

    My drone is wafer thin got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love your vids got my zoom camera 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 2 месяца назад +2

    Where the F##k did that lot come from? 😂 decent lads up for a laugh.

  • @britanniau.k.4352
    @britanniau.k.4352 2 месяца назад +4

    The armadillo looks like a dalek!😮

    • @Jobriz84
      @Jobriz84 2 месяца назад +1

      😂

    • @user-um1xt3kh
      @user-um1xt3kh 2 месяца назад

      And the workers all look like bellends.

  • @joe_croupier
    @joe_croupier 2 месяца назад +1

    4:01 the moment of realisation haha !!
    public

  • @davejones3372
    @davejones3372 2 месяца назад +1

    That’s got to be the smallest waterfall I’ve ever seen and never seen one going upwards 😂😂❤

    • @EvenBigger-Brother
      @EvenBigger-Brother 2 месяца назад

      The caption on wiki states bidet for builders bum .

  • @joansmith5831
    @joansmith5831 2 месяца назад +19

    There laughing there the joke and don’t know it fools

    • @wotzcheez
      @wotzcheez 2 месяца назад +6

      I'm confused myself to why they laugh at someone being self employed. Is it really that funny that someone works for themselves?

  • @paulxc4411
    @paulxc4411 2 месяца назад +3

    Was the site manager stood next to a dalek?

  • @Donotwillnot
    @Donotwillnot 2 месяца назад +3

    Awesome video pal 👍

  • @frankhyam3125
    @frankhyam3125 2 месяца назад +2

    Best auditor around,20 quid to clean the toilet i nearly choked on my biscukt hes so funny brilliant,im wondering if your dj in a diff guise?

  • @lordnilsson
    @lordnilsson 2 месяца назад +1

    Hi ! Exactly wich DJI drone do you have..? Seemed to have a rather good zoom...!?

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 месяца назад +1

      Dji3 mini pro - Thank you for supporting me 👍

  • @Keith-s4f
    @Keith-s4f 2 месяца назад +3

    Another good one P A

  • @underwaterbubbles
    @underwaterbubbles 2 месяца назад +1

    Numpty's laughing at themselves.

  • @herbertvonzinderneuf8547
    @herbertvonzinderneuf8547 2 месяца назад

    That is a pretty neat water feature. Fine footage, sir.

  • @johnschannel449
    @johnschannel449 2 месяца назад +1

    keep going like this l think your channel could be bigger then your Mentor ,DJ audits

  • @Mungo109
    @Mungo109 2 месяца назад +2

    I often wonder why some of these people care what the photographer is doing.

  • @moonpawooe7134
    @moonpawooe7134 2 месяца назад +4

    It's interesting 😀

  • @Paggerd
    @Paggerd Месяц назад +1

    Pure Audits sounds like Joe Wilkinson.

  • @TinaCalvert
    @TinaCalvert 2 месяца назад +2

    Well you made them laugh anyway 😂😂😂

  • @peterroberts7921
    @peterroberts7921 2 месяца назад +1

    I only have to hear those words welcome back to my channel and it brings a smile to my face:)

  • @vincethecarphunter
    @vincethecarphunter 2 месяца назад +2

    Pure audits, I love the channel and watch all your videos, but i just noticed you haven't got your operator I'd stuck on the top of the drone. Is there a reason for this?

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 месяца назад +3

      It’s on the underside- 👍

  • @peterjol
    @peterjol 2 месяца назад +1

    nice building and landscaping being done there

  • @ricksterk7014
    @ricksterk7014 2 месяца назад +1

    It takes an intelligent person to act stupid so well😂😂😊😊

  • @paultruesdale7680
    @paultruesdale7680 2 месяца назад

    Twenty quid for cleaning out the septic, could have done with that when I had septic.
    Apart from the chap getting excited about having his leg pulled with the zoom camera 😂 it all went pretty well.
    That armadillo is pretty dorky, we are right on the cusp give or take of I robot if you believe in all that, the final straw of THX if you will.
    I enjoyed the drone show, nice that they have a small outside court within the walls, makes me wonder what kind of business this is.
    Very interesting site, that water aerator looks like it doubles as a Tesla coil, reminds me of the entrance of that building in the Arrival sci-fi movie with Charlie Sheen.
    👍PA
    Onwards!

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 месяца назад

      Thank You! PA

    • @paultruesdale7680
      @paultruesdale7680 2 месяца назад

      The Arrival Best Scene - Do You Want To See The Ruins, My Friend?

  • @Translucent6000
    @Translucent6000 2 месяца назад +1

    When they are being too nice, he starts talking about around the back 😂 didn’t get a reaction this time.

  • @davidstepnitz7376
    @davidstepnitz7376 Месяц назад +1

    I’m working for me ! 😂😂😂😂

  • @shahsheikh541
    @shahsheikh541 2 месяца назад +2

    Did you come along way for this one?

  • @peterroberts7921
    @peterroberts7921 2 месяца назад

    I couldn't see that Armadillo, he must have scurried across the ground too quickly for me🤔

  • @KellsonThomas
    @KellsonThomas 2 месяца назад

    Its like right im telling my dad 😂

  • @ef7480
    @ef7480 2 месяца назад +1

    Never underestimate someone's knowledge just because they do not dress, look or sound like you...

  • @solarBumbleCat
    @solarBumbleCat 2 месяца назад +1

    The Park Manager you say lol im off lol

  • @reneemarielong6798
    @reneemarielong6798 2 месяца назад +1

    What is the music you play during your drone flight? The name of the musician/artist?

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 месяца назад +2

      Don’t know the artist but it’s called The Countryside- Thank you for supporting me 👍

    • @nettypets
      @nettypets 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@PureAudits I love the music as well

  • @Frogdog0007
    @Frogdog0007 2 месяца назад +4

    I'm working here today :who for ?: For me ......lmao

  • @melodyjamesz
    @melodyjamesz 2 месяца назад +1

    Eeeee Mr P you seem to get some real obnoxious companies!! Your probably not old enough to remember the TV programme Some Mothers do have Em! ......should call the channel Some Auditors do av em!.......your brilliant love your videos wish you had the hot air balloon to fly over with lol. All the best. 👍❤️😊

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 месяца назад

      Thanks for watching - and thanks for supporting me!! PA

  • @stevefdarby4057
    @stevefdarby4057 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm supposed to be gardening, lol

  • @Stewie_Norfolk
    @Stewie_Norfolk 2 месяца назад

    Maybe Boo Boo is in the Portaloo doing Pooh Pooh waitng for 20 quid man to clean the doo doo

  • @DavidSmith-oy4of
    @DavidSmith-oy4of 2 месяца назад +2

    Do you know what, you should pretend your drone is up and make like you're controlling it with your phone, and have a picture of their building from google earth on it. See if they object.

  • @timbullman1991
    @timbullman1991 2 месяца назад

    Armadillo crunchy on the outside, soft in the middle.

  • @brianfields4479
    @brianfields4479 2 месяца назад +1

    What are folk so frightened about, there are cameras everywhere these days. There all look like tubby builders.

  • @stevengrayson1853
    @stevengrayson1853 2 месяца назад +1

    Always worth someone asking what ya doing and making sure staying off the site but like he says ya can do it outside

  • @Dr-Anton-Phibes
    @Dr-Anton-Phibes 2 месяца назад +8

    It's interesting 😂

  • @Calmness1014
    @Calmness1014 2 месяца назад +1

    Pay peanuts......get this lot

  • @Jobriz84
    @Jobriz84 2 месяца назад +4

    WAFER THIN 😂❤

  • @richkavanagh2778
    @richkavanagh2778 2 месяца назад

    Oh no not the park manager

  • @pappys-tinkering
    @pappys-tinkering 2 месяца назад +1

    Hard hat with trainers. Steel toe trainers?

  • @PhilBurns-oc2vg
    @PhilBurns-oc2vg 2 месяца назад +2

    You could be the new beadle's about

  • @captainprice47
    @captainprice47 2 месяца назад +2

    Great video I wish the last guy had a bit more interaction with the fellow drone pilot at the end, ps any merchandise yet 😁 👍

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 месяца назад +1

      Yep - I’ve just started a yt store on my yt page - please have a look and tell me any pros or cons. Thanks

    • @captainprice47
      @captainprice47 2 месяца назад +2

      @@PureAudits you should put a link in your video I've got my BP visits cup get it advertised 👍 love your videos push that merch 😁

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  2 месяца назад +1

      @@captainprice47ok I’ll have a look into it. Thanks 👍