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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @andyfat1
    @andyfat1 6 месяцев назад +258

    Security Guard “I put him in a sleeper and stopped just before I killed him” what a whopper 😂😂😂

    • @Darren-ff4oc
      @Darren-ff4oc 6 месяцев назад +33

      A real life "Walter Mitty" 🐂💩😂

    • @juanrodrigues2258
      @juanrodrigues2258 6 месяцев назад +7

      🤥🤥🤥

    • @IsobelIsobel123
      @IsobelIsobel123 6 месяцев назад +30

      Jeez, I don't think many insurance companies would be happy with him on a site they covered 😂😂

    • @LesterCrest.I
      @LesterCrest.I 6 месяцев назад +28

      Opened the comments soon as i heard that.

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 6 месяцев назад +8

      I ate 4 whoppers and 2 big macs and ate a packet of 6 morrisons doughnuts and what what and what then I had a nasty 💩 2 days later

  • @whatevermakesyouhappy5932
    @whatevermakesyouhappy5932 6 месяцев назад +149

    Bet he’s got numerous Steven Seagal VHS tapes.

  • @davidbarton5974
    @davidbarton5974 6 месяцев назад +51

    Security Guard appears to have learning difficulties!

    • @pinkypunky2643
      @pinkypunky2643 6 месяцев назад +3

      So does your mother and your kids!

    • @1701-TP
      @1701-TP 6 месяцев назад +1

      Does he? Comes across pretty well to me apart from the “I’ll floor you” bit.

  • @supermotohead119
    @supermotohead119 6 месяцев назад +108

    That security guard, bit of a bullshitter tbh. The only thing he could put to sleep is a glass eye.

    • @markm3436
      @markm3436 6 месяцев назад +8

      Don't know about putting people to sleep, he could probably bore you to death,

    • @factcheckersbranch
      @factcheckersbranch 5 месяцев назад

      Lies bloody lies my friend, I've seen him put a garden spider strumming and weaving it's web compulsivey, to sleep, with arachnid hypnosis spider therapy. 🕸️🕸️💤💤🕷️🕷️

  • @WeAreThePeople1690
    @WeAreThePeople1690 6 месяцев назад +31

    Couldn't put a toddler on the floor, what a wet wipe!
    Just admitted to commiting attempted murder on someone intoxicated through drink and or drugs too! Not very bright this one!

  • @mrjb7789
    @mrjb7789 6 месяцев назад +92

    Someone report that security guard to the police.. he’s just admitted attempted murder

    • @sorkmine
      @sorkmine 6 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah, but its likely pure bull.

    • @mrjb7789
      @mrjb7789 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@sorkmine I know lol but it would shit him up to get questioned by the police I reckon, be funny

    • @andymcnab2.0
      @andymcnab2.0 6 месяцев назад +8

      All security take liberty's on drunks, I bet that guards assaulted a few people when he was a Lego policeman.

    • @joeaustin5901
      @joeaustin5901 5 месяцев назад

      Or the SIA at least. He's not the full ticket him.

  • @PINACI
    @PINACI 6 месяцев назад +79

    Security guard is talking absolute nonsense and is living in a dream world. He been watching too many action movies I think !

    • @garyevans8116
      @garyevans8116 6 месяцев назад +6

      I thought that. But why make up stories like that. I don’t understand it.

    • @CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits
      @CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits 6 месяцев назад

      @@garyevans8116 to make himself seem frightening I guess

    • @garyevans8116
      @garyevans8116 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits Yes but he’s made himself look stupid Nobody thinks he’s tough he just made himself look stupid and he admitted to a crime Not tough. He’s Stupid.

  • @Marius_vanderLubbe
    @Marius_vanderLubbe 6 месяцев назад +45

    He nearly put me in a sleeper just listening to him.

  • @H4WK6969
    @H4WK6969 6 месяцев назад +59

    Security isnt the brightest of bulbs

    • @ef7480
      @ef7480 6 месяцев назад +1

      'lamps'... (sparky talk)😆

  • @creekyknee
    @creekyknee 6 месяцев назад +53

    You were lucky to get out of there with your life. That security guard is famous around Portland. In his mind he is known as the Portland Punisher, never ever go back there. You have been warned.

    • @martinthornley237
      @martinthornley237 6 месяцев назад +9

      Portland punisher 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SuBxDon
      @SuBxDon 6 месяцев назад +1

      Howling 🤣🤣🤣

    • @teamcuba2000
      @teamcuba2000 5 месяцев назад +1

      Total BS! Nosey Bonk is scarier!

    • @magnetmountain33
      @magnetmountain33 5 месяцев назад

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh that’s brilliant yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • @paddymcmahon7253
      @paddymcmahon7253 4 месяца назад +2

      Ahhh,but does he know Ronnie Pickering?

  • @MrSlipstreem
    @MrSlipstreem 6 месяцев назад +36

    "I'm going to illegally assault and possibly kill you unless you fly where I can't see you."
    What a strange conversation that was!

    • @prnothall9302
      @prnothall9302 6 месяцев назад +6

      ...from a strange would-be pressure point assassin.

  • @paulc2007
    @paulc2007 6 месяцев назад +46

    So he admits to nearly killing a guy then just throwing out onto the pavement and that’s not excessive?

  • @JackieCable-r6k
    @JackieCable-r6k 5 месяцев назад +6

    Omg I can't stop laughing at that security guard!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tecnogof
    @tecnogof 6 месяцев назад +42

    Proud of himself putting a drunk guy, high on drugs in a sleeper. Methinks trying the same with someone that's not impaired would be a whole other challenge.

    • @factcheckersbranch
      @factcheckersbranch 5 месяцев назад

      "Me Thinks" hey brother, are you a time traveller from the 18th century? As am I. I landed in this century many many moons ago betwix 2012 and Christmas last.

    • @magnetmountain33
      @magnetmountain33 5 месяцев назад +1

      Dangerous madman who would probably eviscerate you if this was dungeons and dragons😂

    • @ashwayn
      @ashwayn 3 месяца назад +1

      Yes then he howl PO LICE PO LICE

  • @browndirtcowboy396
    @browndirtcowboy396 6 месяцев назад +11

    I don’t know why he went to all that trouble with the drunk guy…. He put me to sleep just listening to the t@sser 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ajc0423
    @ajc0423 6 месяцев назад +29

    Put you on the floor 🤣🤣
    Got to love these security guards, great video 👍

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren 6 месяцев назад +22

    Next time someone says they are going you put you on the floor, thank them, tell them you flattered but you are already in a relationship!
    This NEVER fails to de-escalate the situation!!! 🙈😁👍

  • @grahammarsh9970
    @grahammarsh9970 6 месяцев назад +44

    Billy bullshit

  • @robbenson4598
    @robbenson4598 6 месяцев назад +9

    I bet this security guard goes home every night and tells his wife he has been working with the US Secret Service guarding the President.

  • @ToddBurge-sh8iq
    @ToddBurge-sh8iq 6 месяцев назад +49

    That guy would not even put a piece of paper on the floor let alone another person 😂😂😂😂😂 just trying to act all hard for the camera
    Well done DJE Media loving the channel

    • @bobikdylan
      @bobikdylan 6 месяцев назад +5

      I never judge a book by its cover, but I'll make an exception in his case.

  • @jamieb3039
    @jamieb3039 6 месяцев назад +30

    What a turnip that security chap was 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 6 месяцев назад +1

      123 then barrel roll we go on 3

  • @Yawnymcsnore
    @Yawnymcsnore 6 месяцев назад +42

    This guy couldn't put my nan on the floor

    • @GavTatu
      @GavTatu 6 месяцев назад +2

      that's not what i've heard about your nan ?

    • @Barry80Elms
      @Barry80Elms 6 месяцев назад +3

      Sorry but what a weird comment to make lol…

  • @teamcuba2000
    @teamcuba2000 5 месяцев назад +2

    That "security" guy is an absolute dreamer. He can hardly create a sentence. Talks the talk but no way can he walk it pmsl.

  • @hw4a1k
    @hw4a1k 6 месяцев назад +26

    Oh Jesus I bet he’s a weekend warrior in Wetherspoons!

  • @5150show
    @5150show 6 месяцев назад +13

    The security guard puts his boyfriend on the floor every night

  • @chrisgwright80
    @chrisgwright80 5 месяцев назад +3

    Gareth from The Office got a new job i see 😂

  • @djsiimz
    @djsiimz 6 месяцев назад +18

    I am trained in pressure points what he just said is illegal there are certain pressure points that you cant use and that point he mentioned was one of them

  • @saltymemesmith
    @saltymemesmith 6 месяцев назад +6

    Legend has it the jiu-jitsu Security guard is so tough even his nightmares are scared of him.

  • @csp3552
    @csp3552 5 месяцев назад +2

    Leave the poor security guard alone he's obviously been working deep undercover for the last 10 years, and you've now blown it.

  • @scruffyalice-ff5pz
    @scruffyalice-ff5pz 6 месяцев назад +10

    Omg! Ninja trained Sia now😂

  • @malcolmmason6770
    @malcolmmason6770 6 месяцев назад +22

    This security guard admits that he uses sleeper holds which are very dangerous so much duty of care.

    • @ThunderChunky101
      @ThunderChunky101 6 месяцев назад +2

      Not dangerous at all. Far less dangerous than punching someone in the head.

  • @jimwatson6833
    @jimwatson6833 6 месяцев назад +5

    Security by day ...sleepers but stops before death by night

  • @Ohjeffrey79
    @Ohjeffrey79 6 месяцев назад +13

    Did he admit to attempted murder 🤯😂🤯😂

  • @MJ88Owl
    @MJ88Owl 6 месяцев назад +4

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my word you’ve just found a 24 carat walloper in the flesh 😂😂😂

  • @RRose800
    @RRose800 6 месяцев назад +22

    Their entitlement is ridiculous.

  • @MegaDringy
    @MegaDringy 6 месяцев назад +4

    What bullshit from the security guard .. definitely the type of guy who’s always done one better than the next man

  • @The_Legendary_Human
    @The_Legendary_Human 6 месяцев назад +1

    The secondary grammar school I attended many years ago had a ‘stream’ for those who were either incapable of behaving or learning at the expected pace. These form classes were called ‘Remedial’ and were known by the rest of the Students as ‘The Rems’.
    The security guard in this video would have struggled to attain members of The REMs.

  • @john-de5vf
    @john-de5vf 5 месяцев назад +2

    The only pressure point he has pressed is his own belly button and that makes him fart 😂😂😂

  • @fitzpatrickken
    @fitzpatrickken 6 месяцев назад +3

    The large hangar with the folding doors was where I used to work when this site was a Royal Naval Air Station, back in 75/76!

  • @Steve-tp6to
    @Steve-tp6to 6 месяцев назад +19

    Full off shit that one...a legend in his own underpants.

  • @WeAreTheTrueMedia
    @WeAreTheTrueMedia 6 месяцев назад +6

    It's incredible how you judge other people whilst having zero self awareness.

  • @d3vious119
    @d3vious119 6 месяцев назад +4

    The security guard is a 2nd dan pink belt in kung fu and his favourite finishing move is the crippler cross-face. 😂

  • @IExertio
    @IExertio 6 месяцев назад +10

    Mate your channel is like 1 big episode of Eastenders 😂 keep em comin

  • @shivaunt71
    @shivaunt71 6 месяцев назад +19

    Softly spoken assassin! 😂

    • @chucky2316
      @chucky2316 6 месяцев назад +3

      Beware of the quiet man look at I.D.S

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@chucky2316 yeah, and look how long he lasted 😂

  • @wickedmanrick2582
    @wickedmanrick2582 6 месяцев назад +3

    Hes deffo watched marked for death before is shift😂😂😂

  • @JAS0NPYATT
    @JAS0NPYATT 6 месяцев назад +3

    that first security guy was ok to be fair just doing his job

  • @dwwcanada
    @dwwcanada 6 месяцев назад +5

    I don't know why you even bother talking to anyone, you know you are allowed, I just do it. I take pictures ,video , with drone and hand cam, don't care what people say, asking them just agitates people and cause conflict

  • @markosmith8037
    @markosmith8037 5 месяцев назад +2

    I doubt Mr security guard is going to put anyone on the floor

  • @sharonlewis1909
    @sharonlewis1909 6 месяцев назад

    Absolutely hilarious when the security man rolled his sleeve up to be Mr tough and his sleeve rolled back down 😂😂😂😂 x

  • @LastPinster
    @LastPinster 6 месяцев назад +1

    Dude is tough because he beat up a drunk guy 🙄
    And then 'threw him' , what a lovely bloke 😂

  • @Dolly968
    @Dolly968 3 месяца назад +1

    I think he’s been on the wacky backy

  • @prnothall9302
    @prnothall9302 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'd be interested to know what those two strange towers are on-site. They look like wind turbines of some sort, but were stationary even though it was reasonably windy. Maybe it was too windy. Anyone know what they are?

  • @alancrawford4824
    @alancrawford4824 5 месяцев назад +1

    That helicopter was a sea lynx. The fastest helicopter in the world at one time. May still be. I have had the pleasure flying in them lots of times😊

  • @ericsuper9723
    @ericsuper9723 6 месяцев назад +5

    That guard was a trained killer 😂

    • @DJEMEDIA
      @DJEMEDIA  6 месяцев назад +1

      He had a dodgy vibe haha

    • @mikedalt3622
      @mikedalt3622 6 месяцев назад

      The only weapon is himself proper whopper

    • @Davidculshaw70
      @Davidculshaw70 6 месяцев назад

      Comedy gold

  • @gibsonms
    @gibsonms 6 месяцев назад +12

    We used to say that the people in Portland are that insular that they’ve started to go back in the evolutionary scale and have begun to grow tails.
    It seems this is somewhat true.

    • @scruffyalice-ff5pz
      @scruffyalice-ff5pz 6 месяцев назад

      You could start your own version of Pokemon, you already have the first one😂

  • @Hec901
    @Hec901 6 месяцев назад +13

    Security guard is a wannabe gangster. Soft lad acting tough

  • @wilky33
    @wilky33 6 месяцев назад +2

    Sounds like he thinks he’s Bruce Lee 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CommanderStarblaster
    @CommanderStarblaster 4 месяца назад

    Hey DJE, 'do' you have a pilot's licence for your drone?
    Or do you not actually get in it and go for a fly about?

  • @UGQD
    @UGQD 6 месяцев назад +2

    Bless him😂😂 he’s a little special isn’t he 😂😂

  • @Elezium
    @Elezium 6 месяцев назад +3

    How did he put the guy "in a sleeper"? Did he talk to him or something?

  • @Wigglythegreat2
    @Wigglythegreat2 6 месяцев назад +5

    Security guard was going to use the Vulcan Nerve Grip on you if you didn't cooperate.

    • @EssentialComment
      @EssentialComment 5 месяцев назад +1

      i can imagine him trying the famous Kirk katate chop first

    • @Wigglythegreat2
      @Wigglythegreat2 5 месяцев назад

      @@EssentialComment Haha

  • @richardstuplich8278
    @richardstuplich8278 6 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for doing an "ask first" version! We know they always will say no even if they swear to the police later all you had to do is ask.

  • @muntenated
    @muntenated 6 месяцев назад

    'I'll put you on the floor...', my response ; 'Well, after you've tried, I hope for your sake your ground game is on point'.

  • @johnklockyer
    @johnklockyer 6 месяцев назад +1

    I heard he trains the UK Special forces in his spare time 😂

  • @sharonlewis1909
    @sharonlewis1909 6 месяцев назад +1

    Well I didn't know wish was selling security guards 😂😂😂

  • @mclaren44
    @mclaren44 6 месяцев назад +5

    comedy gold

  • @uptowndisco2
    @uptowndisco2 6 месяцев назад +1

    Put you on the floor , he would have to catch you first 🤣

  • @Birl
    @Birl 6 месяцев назад

    How long you in dorset for?

  • @barryabell5410
    @barryabell5410 6 месяцев назад

    Good ol' Chuck Norris as a security guard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nigelwooldridge615
    @nigelwooldridge615 6 месяцев назад +2

    Great vid again DJE the scrap stuff is all mouldings for different parts of the boats now weather they are current or obsolete dont know

  • @DoctorMorgenstein
    @DoctorMorgenstein 5 месяцев назад

    did u report that guy that talked about putting someone in a sleeper, he should never work in security again

  • @seanverney4475
    @seanverney4475 6 месяцев назад +5

    Security isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer

  • @cypeman8037
    @cypeman8037 2 месяца назад

    That’s the Ronnie Pickering of the security business, also goes by the name of Billy Liar and Mr. F.O.S.

  • @waynekerrr9027
    @waynekerrr9027 4 месяца назад

    Its Wonnie Pickerwing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stevetaylor7132
    @stevetaylor7132 3 месяца назад

    10:38 Threat of violence, straight up.
    He thinks that he is the law, but it would be an illegal assault.

  • @cgcutctivyi2433
    @cgcutctivyi2433 6 месяцев назад

    Glad to see I’m in this video 🙄

  • @125brat
    @125brat 5 месяцев назад

    You may find that in addition to the Heliport airspace restrictions there are local byelaws in force to prevent drone flying because where you want to fly over is part of the Port Authority area of responsibility.

    • @Philzakira
      @Philzakira 5 месяцев назад

      @125brat As far as I'm aware bylaws can only stop you taking off and operating from the land, they can't restrict the airspace.

  • @LBisgrove
    @LBisgrove 5 месяцев назад +1

    Unfortunately, your quest for views will lead to reinforced drone laws which will spoil the hobby for the rest of us.

  • @cocopufer5667
    @cocopufer5667 6 месяцев назад +7

    so many tough guys over there!

  • @GavTatu
    @GavTatu 6 месяцев назад +3

    "yeah, these hands are registered as lethal weapons with the police"....

  • @Lewi_cali
    @Lewi_cali 6 месяцев назад +1

    Jiu-jitsu john😂

  • @jjohnnyr59
    @jjohnnyr59 6 месяцев назад

    Think the security guard is getting mixed up between unarmed combat and ankle nibbling 😂

  • @Davidculshaw70
    @Davidculshaw70 6 месяцев назад +2

    Computer says NO

  • @NeiljaySpooner_23
    @NeiljaySpooner_23 6 месяцев назад +8

    Ha Ha, promise me you won't. Have you heard saying a promise is a comfort to a fool. These people are complete fools 😂🤣
    Security couldn't fight his way out a paper bag!

    • @moonpawooe7134
      @moonpawooe7134 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hardest job in the world fighting your way out of a paper bag

  • @tonybreward8678
    @tonybreward8678 2 месяца назад

    I’ve worked in security and it’s embarrassing how many there are like him, Anyone who has to tell you how deadly they are ISN’T,
    Everyone has no respect for security due to the amount of liars there is.

  • @danielstanoch907
    @danielstanoch907 5 месяцев назад

    BULLA , HE'S SOLID

  • @WanDerer-rr8co
    @WanDerer-rr8co 5 месяцев назад

    The green bits are plugs... Molds for the hulls of fibreglass boats and whatever other items.

  • @Ernie.AKA.Britney-May
    @Ernie.AKA.Britney-May 6 месяцев назад

    The green things in the yard are actually the molds for making the hull and other components

  • @carl90210
    @carl90210 6 месяцев назад +7

    Who’s buying all these yachts and can they provide a fully legit proof of source of wealth?

  • @stud3103
    @stud3103 Месяц назад

    11:16 An this is why you never interrupt a idiot when he's speaking 🤣

  • @petermurphy8580
    @petermurphy8580 6 месяцев назад

    Legend in his own lunch time

  • @atitnac598
    @atitnac598 6 месяцев назад +3

    This bloke's a NINJA - talking about pressure points and sleeper holds.....DO NOT mess with him !! 🤣😂😂🙂 IT gets better !!😂🤣🤣🙂

  • @andrewgleeson3946
    @andrewgleeson3946 6 месяцев назад +2

    that so called security man big man talk. all mouth no action. I would deffo like to see him try what a complete tool.

  • @pehztv
    @pehztv 4 месяца назад

    its always the short ones 🤣

  • @peterallen2904
    @peterallen2904 6 месяцев назад +1

    These people always ask why? Funny, my youngest grandson, who is four, sometimes asks why? I explain to him and he understands. These guys don’t understand.

  • @RSal847
    @RSal847 6 месяцев назад +6

    Not allowed 😂😂

  • @allywatt7964
    @allywatt7964 6 месяцев назад

    Bet he was on the balcony in the 80s as well 😂

  • @Davidculshaw70
    @Davidculshaw70 6 месяцев назад +1

    Comedy gold

  • @johnrobertson1129
    @johnrobertson1129 6 месяцев назад +2

    Wow 😲 was he not spouting the biggest load of 💩💩 ever, well done DJE 🙏

  • @lerileri2115
    @lerileri2115 2 месяца назад

    That security guard has brains like rocking horse shit lol