Lies bloody lies my friend, I've seen him put a garden spider strumming and weaving it's web compulsivey, to sleep, with arachnid hypnosis spider therapy. 🕸️🕸️💤💤🕷️🕷️
Couldn't put a toddler on the floor, what a wet wipe! Just admitted to commiting attempted murder on someone intoxicated through drink and or drugs too! Not very bright this one!
@@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits Yes but he’s made himself look stupid Nobody thinks he’s tough he just made himself look stupid and he admitted to a crime Not tough. He’s Stupid.
You were lucky to get out of there with your life. That security guard is famous around Portland. In his mind he is known as the Portland Punisher, never ever go back there. You have been warned.
Proud of himself putting a drunk guy, high on drugs in a sleeper. Methinks trying the same with someone that's not impaired would be a whole other challenge.
"Me Thinks" hey brother, are you a time traveller from the 18th century? As am I. I landed in this century many many moons ago betwix 2012 and Christmas last.
Next time someone says they are going you put you on the floor, thank them, tell them you flattered but you are already in a relationship! This NEVER fails to de-escalate the situation!!! 🙈😁👍
That guy would not even put a piece of paper on the floor let alone another person 😂😂😂😂😂 just trying to act all hard for the camera Well done DJE Media loving the channel
I am trained in pressure points what he just said is illegal there are certain pressure points that you cant use and that point he mentioned was one of them
The secondary grammar school I attended many years ago had a ‘stream’ for those who were either incapable of behaving or learning at the expected pace. These form classes were called ‘Remedial’ and were known by the rest of the Students as ‘The Rems’. The security guard in this video would have struggled to attain members of The REMs.
I don't know why you even bother talking to anyone, you know you are allowed, I just do it. I take pictures ,video , with drone and hand cam, don't care what people say, asking them just agitates people and cause conflict
I'd be interested to know what those two strange towers are on-site. They look like wind turbines of some sort, but were stationary even though it was reasonably windy. Maybe it was too windy. Anyone know what they are?
We used to say that the people in Portland are that insular that they’ve started to go back in the evolutionary scale and have begun to grow tails. It seems this is somewhat true.
You may find that in addition to the Heliport airspace restrictions there are local byelaws in force to prevent drone flying because where you want to fly over is part of the Port Authority area of responsibility.
Ha Ha, promise me you won't. Have you heard saying a promise is a comfort to a fool. These people are complete fools 😂🤣 Security couldn't fight his way out a paper bag!
I’ve worked in security and it’s embarrassing how many there are like him, Anyone who has to tell you how deadly they are ISN’T, Everyone has no respect for security due to the amount of liars there is.
These people always ask why? Funny, my youngest grandson, who is four, sometimes asks why? I explain to him and he understands. These guys don’t understand.
Security Guard “I put him in a sleeper and stopped just before I killed him” what a whopper 😂😂😂
A real life "Walter Mitty" 🐂💩😂
🤥🤥🤥
Jeez, I don't think many insurance companies would be happy with him on a site they covered 😂😂
Opened the comments soon as i heard that.
I ate 4 whoppers and 2 big macs and ate a packet of 6 morrisons doughnuts and what what and what then I had a nasty 💩 2 days later
Bet he’s got numerous Steven Seagal VHS tapes.
.... and a gerbil 😏
Hilarious 😆 belter
steven seagull yaYYYYYYYY🤣😂🙂
VHS lmao.
BS tapes more like 😂
Security Guard appears to have learning difficulties!
So does your mother and your kids!
Does he? Comes across pretty well to me apart from the “I’ll floor you” bit.
That security guard, bit of a bullshitter tbh. The only thing he could put to sleep is a glass eye.
Don't know about putting people to sleep, he could probably bore you to death,
Lies bloody lies my friend, I've seen him put a garden spider strumming and weaving it's web compulsivey, to sleep, with arachnid hypnosis spider therapy. 🕸️🕸️💤💤🕷️🕷️
Couldn't put a toddler on the floor, what a wet wipe!
Just admitted to commiting attempted murder on someone intoxicated through drink and or drugs too! Not very bright this one!
Someone report that security guard to the police.. he’s just admitted attempted murder
Yeah, but its likely pure bull.
@@sorkmine I know lol but it would shit him up to get questioned by the police I reckon, be funny
All security take liberty's on drunks, I bet that guards assaulted a few people when he was a Lego policeman.
Or the SIA at least. He's not the full ticket him.
Security guard is talking absolute nonsense and is living in a dream world. He been watching too many action movies I think !
I thought that. But why make up stories like that. I don’t understand it.
@@garyevans8116 to make himself seem frightening I guess
@@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits Yes but he’s made himself look stupid Nobody thinks he’s tough he just made himself look stupid and he admitted to a crime Not tough. He’s Stupid.
He nearly put me in a sleeper just listening to him.
Haha
Watch what your saying he's a frightening man
That's a truth get the whisky and 2 glasses yes you and me
Security isnt the brightest of bulbs
'lamps'... (sparky talk)😆
You were lucky to get out of there with your life. That security guard is famous around Portland. In his mind he is known as the Portland Punisher, never ever go back there. You have been warned.
Portland punisher 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Howling 🤣🤣🤣
Total BS! Nosey Bonk is scarier!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh that’s brilliant yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ahhh,but does he know Ronnie Pickering?
"I'm going to illegally assault and possibly kill you unless you fly where I can't see you."
What a strange conversation that was!
...from a strange would-be pressure point assassin.
So he admits to nearly killing a guy then just throwing out onto the pavement and that’s not excessive?
Omg I can't stop laughing at that security guard!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Proud of himself putting a drunk guy, high on drugs in a sleeper. Methinks trying the same with someone that's not impaired would be a whole other challenge.
"Me Thinks" hey brother, are you a time traveller from the 18th century? As am I. I landed in this century many many moons ago betwix 2012 and Christmas last.
Dangerous madman who would probably eviscerate you if this was dungeons and dragons😂
Yes then he howl PO LICE PO LICE
I don’t know why he went to all that trouble with the drunk guy…. He put me to sleep just listening to the t@sser 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Put you on the floor 🤣🤣
Got to love these security guards, great video 👍
Next time someone says they are going you put you on the floor, thank them, tell them you flattered but you are already in a relationship!
This NEVER fails to de-escalate the situation!!! 🙈😁👍
Ooh your solid jason
Billy bullshit
I bet this security guard goes home every night and tells his wife he has been working with the US Secret Service guarding the President.
That guy would not even put a piece of paper on the floor let alone another person 😂😂😂😂😂 just trying to act all hard for the camera
Well done DJE Media loving the channel
I never judge a book by its cover, but I'll make an exception in his case.
What a turnip that security chap was 🤣🤣🤣🤣
123 then barrel roll we go on 3
This guy couldn't put my nan on the floor
that's not what i've heard about your nan ?
Sorry but what a weird comment to make lol…
That "security" guy is an absolute dreamer. He can hardly create a sentence. Talks the talk but no way can he walk it pmsl.
Oh Jesus I bet he’s a weekend warrior in Wetherspoons!
The security guard puts his boyfriend on the floor every night
Gareth from The Office got a new job i see 😂
I am trained in pressure points what he just said is illegal there are certain pressure points that you cant use and that point he mentioned was one of them
Ha ha nae bother bruce 😄
Hahaha 😂
Legend has it the jiu-jitsu Security guard is so tough even his nightmares are scared of him.
Leave the poor security guard alone he's obviously been working deep undercover for the last 10 years, and you've now blown it.
Omg! Ninja trained Sia now😂
This security guard admits that he uses sleeper holds which are very dangerous so much duty of care.
Not dangerous at all. Far less dangerous than punching someone in the head.
Security by day ...sleepers but stops before death by night
Did he admit to attempted murder 🤯😂🤯😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my word you’ve just found a 24 carat walloper in the flesh 😂😂😂
Their entitlement is ridiculous.
What bullshit from the security guard .. definitely the type of guy who’s always done one better than the next man
The secondary grammar school I attended many years ago had a ‘stream’ for those who were either incapable of behaving or learning at the expected pace. These form classes were called ‘Remedial’ and were known by the rest of the Students as ‘The Rems’.
The security guard in this video would have struggled to attain members of The REMs.
The only pressure point he has pressed is his own belly button and that makes him fart 😂😂😂
The large hangar with the folding doors was where I used to work when this site was a Royal Naval Air Station, back in 75/76!
Full off shit that one...a legend in his own underpants.
It's incredible how you judge other people whilst having zero self awareness.
The security guard is a 2nd dan pink belt in kung fu and his favourite finishing move is the crippler cross-face. 😂
Mate your channel is like 1 big episode of Eastenders 😂 keep em comin
Phil Mitchell security 😂
Softly spoken assassin! 😂
Beware of the quiet man look at I.D.S
@@chucky2316 yeah, and look how long he lasted 😂
Hes deffo watched marked for death before is shift😂😂😂
that first security guy was ok to be fair just doing his job
I don't know why you even bother talking to anyone, you know you are allowed, I just do it. I take pictures ,video , with drone and hand cam, don't care what people say, asking them just agitates people and cause conflict
I doubt Mr security guard is going to put anyone on the floor
Absolutely hilarious when the security man rolled his sleeve up to be Mr tough and his sleeve rolled back down 😂😂😂😂 x
Dude is tough because he beat up a drunk guy 🙄
And then 'threw him' , what a lovely bloke 😂
I think he’s been on the wacky backy
I'd be interested to know what those two strange towers are on-site. They look like wind turbines of some sort, but were stationary even though it was reasonably windy. Maybe it was too windy. Anyone know what they are?
That helicopter was a sea lynx. The fastest helicopter in the world at one time. May still be. I have had the pleasure flying in them lots of times😊
just a lynx mate
That guard was a trained killer 😂
He had a dodgy vibe haha
The only weapon is himself proper whopper
Comedy gold
We used to say that the people in Portland are that insular that they’ve started to go back in the evolutionary scale and have begun to grow tails.
It seems this is somewhat true.
You could start your own version of Pokemon, you already have the first one😂
Security guard is a wannabe gangster. Soft lad acting tough
Sounds like he thinks he’s Bruce Lee 🤣🤣🤣
Hey DJE, 'do' you have a pilot's licence for your drone?
Or do you not actually get in it and go for a fly about?
Bless him😂😂 he’s a little special isn’t he 😂😂
How did he put the guy "in a sleeper"? Did he talk to him or something?
Security guard was going to use the Vulcan Nerve Grip on you if you didn't cooperate.
i can imagine him trying the famous Kirk katate chop first
@@EssentialComment Haha
Thanks for doing an "ask first" version! We know they always will say no even if they swear to the police later all you had to do is ask.
'I'll put you on the floor...', my response ; 'Well, after you've tried, I hope for your sake your ground game is on point'.
I heard he trains the UK Special forces in his spare time 😂
Well I didn't know wish was selling security guards 😂😂😂
comedy gold
Put you on the floor , he would have to catch you first 🤣
How long you in dorset for?
Good ol' Chuck Norris as a security guard 🤣🤣🤣
Great vid again DJE the scrap stuff is all mouldings for different parts of the boats now weather they are current or obsolete dont know
did u report that guy that talked about putting someone in a sleeper, he should never work in security again
Security isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer
That’s the Ronnie Pickering of the security business, also goes by the name of Billy Liar and Mr. F.O.S.
Its Wonnie Pickerwing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
10:38 Threat of violence, straight up.
He thinks that he is the law, but it would be an illegal assault.
Glad to see I’m in this video 🙄
You may find that in addition to the Heliport airspace restrictions there are local byelaws in force to prevent drone flying because where you want to fly over is part of the Port Authority area of responsibility.
@125brat As far as I'm aware bylaws can only stop you taking off and operating from the land, they can't restrict the airspace.
Unfortunately, your quest for views will lead to reinforced drone laws which will spoil the hobby for the rest of us.
Never mind!
so many tough guys over there!
"yeah, these hands are registered as lethal weapons with the police"....
Jiu-jitsu john😂
Think the security guard is getting mixed up between unarmed combat and ankle nibbling 😂
Computer says NO
Ha Ha, promise me you won't. Have you heard saying a promise is a comfort to a fool. These people are complete fools 😂🤣
Security couldn't fight his way out a paper bag!
Hardest job in the world fighting your way out of a paper bag
I’ve worked in security and it’s embarrassing how many there are like him, Anyone who has to tell you how deadly they are ISN’T,
Everyone has no respect for security due to the amount of liars there is.
BULLA , HE'S SOLID
The green bits are plugs... Molds for the hulls of fibreglass boats and whatever other items.
The green things in the yard are actually the molds for making the hull and other components
Who’s buying all these yachts and can they provide a fully legit proof of source of wealth?
11:16 An this is why you never interrupt a idiot when he's speaking 🤣
Legend in his own lunch time
This bloke's a NINJA - talking about pressure points and sleeper holds.....DO NOT mess with him !! 🤣😂😂🙂 IT gets better !!😂🤣🤣🙂
that so called security man big man talk. all mouth no action. I would deffo like to see him try what a complete tool.
its always the short ones 🤣
These people always ask why? Funny, my youngest grandson, who is four, sometimes asks why? I explain to him and he understands. These guys don’t understand.
Not allowed 😂😂
Bet he was on the balcony in the 80s as well 😂
Comedy gold
Wow 😲 was he not spouting the biggest load of 💩💩 ever, well done DJE 🙏
That security guard has brains like rocking horse shit lol