Has anyone seen that picture that's supposed to emulate how a stroke feels? Where everything looks vaguely familiar but you cant actually name a single thing you're seeing? Because that's how Facetime sounded. Like the audio version of that photograph.
I know this is a super late reply lol but I think you’re thinking of a generative adversarial network (GAN). I can definitely think of the pic you’re referring to.
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star has more depth than this. What is this?" I like this line bc the content of Twinkle Twinkle is literally someone looking at a star and being like "what is this????"
yeah she kind of...drags out a word for longer than needed? and near the end of facetime it sounded (at least to me) like she was attempting a Britney spears-ish type voice, but it instead sounded like it closed her throat up and made her sound like she was drunk or something. Edit: It made me feel like I was listening to the song underwater with that plus the effects
I feel like she's trying to emulate every type of popular music genre until something sticks: 1st and 2nd song: generic youtube rapper 3rd song: post malone/ SoundCloud type stuff 4th song: sza/ Lorde/ indie girl
I don’t have an issue with Tana’s music because she regularly talks crap about it which makes me think that she’s not doing it for the clout like most youtubers but she’s doing it because she genuinely enjoys it
the male love interest in facetime reminded me that the show famous in love starring Bella Thorne used to exist...& honestly if you ever need an absolutely painfully bad show to react to for a video, that’s it
1. F-Up. Somewhere in there is a good low-budget indie-rap song. Decent beat and good chorus, but too much going on and a little bit schizophrenic musically. 2. Taking W's. So bad it's good. The chorus is just outright bad, though. The fast-rapping section (I forget what it's called) shows she could make for a good Nicki Minaj style rapper if she could be bothered (which it sounds like she can't.) 3. Facetime. Can't make out what she's saying, but at least it's a song. Unlike... 4. Hefner. Oooh girls kissing, vintage 2001 edgelord move...wait, is that IT?
Your face during 5:23 stayed like that for so long that I actually thought the video froze! I'm going to start calling that your:"God, someone save me, please?" face. Lol! #Iconic!
i wasn’t looking at my phone when you switched from tana’s song to the chrish vine and i genuinely didn’t realize that had happened until i heard kitchen
@r. s. you interpreted that as being bad so that's on you sweaty! Where are the "degrading" words in my sentence? I literally did not say anything degrading about her body image.
facetime sounds like someone whispering in a russian-spanish hybrid and it makes me uncomfortable. also your pronunciation of her last name has me in tears
i like to listen to you while im working on projects and occasionally i zone out and forget you're playing and think its my friend cause she has a very tenor deeper voice and it sounds INSANELY similar and you both have really similar intonation too.
I can't believe I'm kicking off my 21st year on this planet by watching Tana's horrific 'music' career and actually loving it (your video, not her.. whatever this is)
“Tana mongeau we love a multilingual queen english and simlish”
STAHP DNDNDNDNDN LEMME BREATHE
Okay ik this comment is a year old but how do you have almost 5k likes and no replies lol
@@iswearimnotafurry4953 BRUH I DONT KNOW ITS SO WEIRD LOL!
@@bubbles4897 lmaoo
Making my contribution to the reply section :) hi!
“The analytical part of me wants to examine it, but I know it has no content.” -Oscar Martinez
gold
immediately what i thought of during this lol. why do i think in office quotes omg
singing in cursive has reached a new level
she was trying to sing in cartinese but failed
* Aidan Gallagher entered the chat *
Is it just me or am I the only one who heard scribbling
Cursive? That's chicken scratch.
Why is nobody talking abt the fact that that SHE LITTERLY SAID THE N-WORD AT 6:00??!
halsey ran so tana mongoose could walk
so she could crawl, you mean
literally what the fuck do they have in common, halsey isn’t a moron
Idk if it would ruin or make your day to find out she does pay writers
my g̶̡͍͍͎͉̰̹͕̱̘̾̾ȟ̴͚̇̾̎͂̈́̕ǒ̸̡̨̥̪̬͚̃̃̕̕s̵̙͖̯̹̍̈t̵̢̯̠̘͖̰̤̭̓̍̏̓̾
bambi here hahahaahhaah dead
Has anyone seen that picture that's supposed to emulate how a stroke feels? Where everything looks vaguely familiar but you cant actually name a single thing you're seeing? Because that's how Facetime sounded. Like the audio version of that photograph.
Lana Sanders too accurate
I know this is a super late reply lol but I think you’re thinking of a generative adversarial network (GAN). I can definitely think of the pic you’re referring to.
Hearing the last song being English your second language is an outer body experience
Same
Haha
tana sings in cursive but like really messy cursive that you do when you're writing an essay
AHAHAHAH YES
A timed essay
tana sings in that script that doctors write in that nobody can read
me when i took an aderall before my final exams
Like the cursive doctors use
*All WEeeEEeEEeeEek*
I have never cringed so hard in my entire life, I audibly groaned 😂😭
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star has more depth than this. What is this?"
I like this line bc the content of Twinkle Twinkle is literally someone looking at a star and being like "what is this????"
💀
why are all of caseys comment sections so funny 💀💀💀
that just played when i read this 😂
💀💀
hilarious these youtubers constantly remind us how much money they have but refuse to spend money on a songwriter or unique videography
siobhan murray I think she needs a vocal coach the most
siobhan murray if I had that money I would save it, these youtubers ain’t gon be youtubers forever
She knows she doesn't have to put in that much effort because she'll get views anyway. Popular youtubers can rely on their status
siobhan murray girl she doesn’t care
Alanna H. Damn can u be my financial advisor 😩
I can't stop laughing because tana really said "bitch I can't drive" weird flex but ok
Honestly, same.
Cryptid Cutie i felt that though
and “i’m a dead beat” akshsl
Tana’s accent went on a world tour
HAHAHAHAH she on her Lindsay Lohan 🤩🤩🤪🤪
Mrs. Worldwide
honestly if she actually tried her voice wouldn’t sound half bad but she’s putting on this awful “indie” voice that sounds like a baby cooing
yeah she kind of...drags out a word for longer than needed? and near the end of facetime it sounded (at least to me) like she was attempting a Britney spears-ish type voice, but it instead sounded like it closed her throat up and made her sound like she was drunk or something. Edit: It made me feel like I was listening to the song underwater with that plus the effects
I read that as baby coochie
There are two types of people...
Lmao tryna sing in cursive
maddie grace I thought you said “ the song underwear” lmao and I was like wtf
She regularly talks shit about her music which is why she’s not talked about that much lmaooooo Gabbie and Jake acted like they were the best
Casey Aonso I actually love Gabbie’s music just not how she acted like she was the absolute best. She’s great though love her new ep!
@@caseyaonso4270 "Cause maybee I'am a mOOOOnSteeeEERRRR" uugh the sheer talent in that line, Tana Mongoose could never
@jinkies yeah l know, she killed the meme lmao
Casey: What's the Genre of this song?
Me: Brat-pop?? Entitle-Trap??
😂😂😭💀
@Corvidae it should
Count higher than 21? Weird flex but ok
MareManz it’s talking about how 21 savage had “1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8 Ms” in his bank account lmao. Basically saying she makes more money than him
See I heard body count 21...
Why isn’t anyone talking about how Tana would make a great Sims 4 game pack? 😂Her Simlish covers would have me in stitches.
I learned how to speak simlish
when ur a millionaire but steal liquor from a corner store
_Just Tana Things xoxoxoxo_
MDMSLALSMDBKWKSNXN
I feel like she's trying to emulate every type of popular music genre until something sticks:
1st and 2nd song: generic youtube rapper
3rd song: post malone/ SoundCloud type stuff
4th song: sza/ Lorde/ indie girl
i cannot believe you did that to sza she doesnt deserve this
@@stlstlstltsi I mean tanya's clearly trying to emulate her but she's failing. Tana did this to herself.
This is really the pattern RUclips artists go through I cant believe you cracked it
Lorde and SZA didn't become i c o n s for this
Yeah, she's basically just imitating -other- artists' voices and accents.
"We've got bananas and avocados" I can't breathe 😂😂😂
I swear to god she sounds like she's saying, "And you're farting a fart," at 10:37.
now i can't unhear it! XD
yes omfg stop
omg I can hear it but I also hear falling apart
4:39 many call it a "blaccent"
I don’t have an issue with Tana’s music because she regularly talks crap about it which makes me think that she’s not doing it for the clout like most youtubers but she’s doing it because she genuinely enjoys it
Maddyson Wilson everything she does is for clout though
if she really enjoyed it she would put more effort into it and maybe hire a voice coach and a songwriter
She’s just cynical enough to just do it for clout and not even giving a crap about at least pretending she put some effort into it
she protecc
she attacc
but most importantly her similish is intacccct
Tana should set something up so everyone can hear her! We could call it..... tanacon
she was stealing that drink WHILE WEARING A CHAMPION HOODIE
im-
i know i'm late but champion isn't expensive it costs like 20 dollars at target
@@luh.4968 It's either expensive or not, depends on where you get it from. I got a Champion shirt for 5$ at ross
FaceTime sounds like what English sounds like to non English speakers
😂😂😂
the male love interest in facetime reminded me that the show famous in love starring Bella Thorne used to exist...& honestly if you ever need an absolutely painfully bad show to react to for a video, that’s it
It is him from famous in love
Its charlie depew
He also Adam from lab rats
@@chillhouse5838 Seeing him in that video killed my childhood
Bananiiiiis and avacadiiiiiiiiiiisssss
"the one on the left" is literally her best friends LMFAO AHAHAHAHA
Hahahahaha
tAnA tAnA tAnA tAnA
(i appreciate the things capitalized is just screaming: AAAAAAAA)
These are the same type of lyrics your stoner roommate freestyles
This sounds like what doctors handwriting looks like
Lmao you should do Onion Boy’s music!!
@@caseyaonso4270 Onision, the onion boy himself
Casey Aonso Save yourself. Don’t listen to his music. It was never meant for human ears.
Casey Aonso for your own mental health don’t. The queen Strange Aeons did and was never the same
Michael Merritt ayyy Strange Aeons, my bitch!
Onion lmfaoo I'm dieing
okay facetime literally made me so confused, literally like a stroke. i got maybe 4 words out of that 3 minutes
tana tana tana is the equivalent of JASON DERULO
when you said she was fluent in english and simlish?? i was DYING
“FaceTime” sounds like me in grade three trying to be Katy Perry and Taylor swift.
You ain’t workin and you TWEeEeEeEeEeEt
I been working all wEeEeEeEeEeK
There’s too much wrong with her music honestly but that was pretty funny
The only good RUclips music is Danny Gonzalez lmao
Facts.
Lol so true
And tiny meat gang lmao
“Tana... we love a multilingual Queen. English and Simlish!” I fucking DIED. 😂😂😂
hehe youtube isn’t working for most people but i get to feast on my queen’s content
yeah earlier today for some reason I couldn't access my watch history or anything and I was confused
the white girls rapping in cars made better raps than tana
Honestly the last one wasn't that bad, if she just sang like a normal human being it could have been decent
1. F-Up. Somewhere in there is a good low-budget indie-rap song. Decent beat and good chorus, but too much going on and a little bit schizophrenic musically.
2. Taking W's. So bad it's good. The chorus is just outright bad, though. The fast-rapping section (I forget what it's called) shows she could make for a good Nicki Minaj style rapper if she could be bothered (which it sounds like she can't.)
3. Facetime. Can't make out what she's saying, but at least it's a song. Unlike...
4. Hefner. Oooh girls kissing, vintage 2001 edgelord move...wait, is that IT?
That wasn't a bottle of beer. That was some apple cider vinegar my guy 😂😂😂
Roxanne Andrews it was a 40, my guy
That last song would be good if she annunciated enough to understand what she's saying.
Your face during 5:23 stayed like that for so long that I actually thought the video froze! I'm going to start calling that your:"God, someone save me, please?" face. Lol! #Iconic!
i know its not technically her song but how could you skip clout 9??
I mean, Elijah Daniel's music career is kinda good af. Tana's verse wasn't that bad on it. Fourloko had a worse tana verse.
@@baileyr7553 T A N A C O M I N G T H R O U G H W I T H A F O R E C A S T
@@tangent5 W I F E Y
Hahahahaahah
literally what is she saying in facetime like... im actually crying
i wasn’t looking at my phone when you switched from tana’s song to the chrish vine and i genuinely didn’t realize that had happened until i heard kitchen
Wait.... Mongaeu is pronounced... “Mojo”?????? HELP A SIS OUT Y’ALL
As a frenchie I always pronounced it as Mohn-joh lol
How did you pronounce it before? Mon goo?
For the longest time, I thought her name was just Tana Mojo
Listen to FaceTime in 1.5X speed. It completely changes the song.
7:46 i still can't believe she's 21 she looks she's in her mid-30's 😬
I think Tana thinks she is really sexy but in reality Tana's the type of sexy that guys named Kyal think is sexy.
If that makes any sense...
@r. s. where is the part that i mentioned anything about her body?
@r. s. you interpreted that as being bad so that's on you sweaty! Where are the "degrading" words in my sentence? I literally did not say anything degrading about her body image.
facetime sounds like someone whispering in a russian-spanish hybrid and it makes me uncomfortable. also your pronunciation of her last name has me in tears
When she can't drive but spends the budget on the car
Tana's facetime lyrics, melody and instrumental don't work together at all
This was amazing! You're so funny Casey I genuinely love you
Oml I’m actually sooo excited for this ✨✨✨
"Bitch I'm your dad" is funnier than it should be
Just remember that there is someone in the world who loves her music
lol. I only watched a couple of your vids but this channel is gold. It's like soft core and bloodless masochism.
katy perry singing simlish i’m crying 😭
The lyrics sound like something Danny Gonzales would write to parody this exact type of thing
i will say that that last one had the best video quality/aesthetics (for my style at least) but the song was...something else
“The trumpets sound like Wii music” 💀💀💀
“Im sorry I’m rich and your not” 😂😂😂
“‘queen of...English and simlish” I’m dead
the quality content we deserve
"I've been working all wEEEeeeEeEk"
6:06 sis doin that “i gotta pee but the bathrooms too far and i gotta hold it in” dance
thank you for recognizing hefner as the true musical genius that it is
I clicked off of BuzzFeed Unsolved as soon as I got the notification.
Psa: facetime is Tana's best song.
Casey Aonso i’m just stating the truth and nothing but the truth 🤠
The only reason it's the best is bc u can't hear a single word she is saying, making it a little bit easier to sit through.
This is a video I didn’t know I needed
casey is an angel for watching the cancer with us 😔✊
Tana as a moshquito: wEeeEEeeE
someone please get her a vocal coach 😭😭
"sorry for your loss" yea me too, won't be getting those braincells back 😭
FaceTime sounds like those videos where it’s don’t stop me now but everything is off key
I put my phone down and held my face laughing at the avocados and bananas part😭
I’ve seen so many anime edits using her song Hefner😳-
i like to listen to you while im working on projects and occasionally i zone out and forget you're playing and think its my friend cause she has a very tenor deeper voice and it sounds INSANELY similar and you both have really similar intonation too.
LMFAOOOO I almost choked on my coffee when it transitioned from tana to welcome to my kitchen 😂😂😭😭 oh god
that laugh at 5:00 was so genuine and cute, awww 🥺☺️😂
"I don't ever want to hear anyone give Ariana shit for not enunciating when this exists!"
Oh don't worry, we can do both. We can multitask lol.
It's her longest video at 2 minutes and 50 seconds
This is her longest video at 3 minutes
tana speaks in homework due in 5 minutes cursive
unpopular opinion: tana’s music slaps
...me in the face when i have sleep paralysis
i didn’t know who tana mongeau was before this video but your reactions were gold
congratulations to tana mongeau for rhyming "fuck up" with "fuck up"
her music did get 'better' each song .... but I wouldn't even DARE call it good, not even OKAY. i feel bad tbh
visually 1. facetime 2. hefner 3. fuck up 4. W but sound wise you were spot on
*halsey is quaking*
They repeat the same shots more than Ratatoing
I am watching this before bed and now all I will have stuck in my head is “cos I’m a fuck up”. Thank u Casey.
You have one of the best online voices. You can scream and it would not be pitchy like most these you tubers. Love your voice.
I can't believe I'm kicking off my 21st year on this planet by watching Tana's horrific 'music' career and actually loving it (your video, not her.. whatever this is)
My ranking would be the same as yours, but honestly, all of them are number 4, and that's being nice xd