Somebody send them Babysitting Mama, please! Science confirms that the humor generated from a Game Grumps Babysitting Mama episode would be enough to power a small country for a week.
Sean Martinez I want to say that my browser gave me the "Translate" option under this post. Out of curiosity, I clicked it. "True dat" apparently means "True that". I. Laughed too hard at this.
I've actually had squid ink pasta when I went to Italy! The ink its self doesn't taste of much, it just gives a slight squid-ish taste to the pasta. Was actually very nice!
It might be one of those cilantro foods bc for me it added a magical perfect completely unique flavor to the food I can only describe it as like, pasta^2
I'm getting really aggravated because you guys DON'T play this basic child's game right but at the same time I'm laughing my ass off because you guys CAN'T play this basic child's game right
Apparently Arin is actually a cooking master or some shit. We only have Jon's word on that, but I doubt he'd lie to make Arin look good when he could've been like "So Arin sucks dick at cooking." I don't remember what episode it was. Dan might've mentioned it at some point, too. But yeah. Master Chef.
I hate how in most game grumps vs arin knows the game while Danny struggles with controls and doesn't even get to read the explanations most of the time
Money on that controllers Arin gives people are broken purposely in some way at this point considering how many times people have seemed to have issues (not just Danny or Jon, Ross too)
Universal Law of Video Games decrees that second player's controller is always broken. No exceptions. You always want to play as first, third or fourth player.
Matthew Williams he's already said he doesn't celebrate Christmas. That's why I said it. It means that your opinion is irrelevant, just like Christmas is irrelevant to Danny.
***** At that point, it was too late. Arin had already successfully docked at the winners pier, booked himself a penthouse suite in Win For One, and was sipping on penis coladas, while watching Dan prepare his squid dinner to completion.
I don't know which was better, Danny's burn on the Netherlands fun facts or "Arin wins at being a condescending douche" XD Also, I've been looking at that clip at the end for weeks XD I love it!!
why are they on such a kids game streak? Like, there's this, disney princess, build a bear, daring game for girls. what's next, elmo teaches typing? - - - *a joke
***** well, not a kid's game, but i counted it as one because it's just this upbeat, cartoony, super casual thing that, aesthetically, looks designed with the intent to appeal to younger kids. Not saying that only little kids can play it, I'm just saying that it looks like it is designed to appeal to kids.
SteelandSouls15 Fair is fair. If you watched the Disney Think Fast episode yesterday. When they were launching the different fruits in the basket, Dan asked Arin how he was doing it so fast, and Arin replied with something along the lines of "that's just how good I am". What I noticed is that Dan would wait for the fruit to appear before starting to hold the launch power button, and Arin would already be holding it in before his fruit spawned, so that his power meter would jump down to the correct place if he timed it well enough. It's very obvious that Arin could see this function, and kept it to himself. There are more examples of this type of "fair play", if you watch some of the versus matches they have done.
i Mean i don't complain its funny to watch but XD i doN't ever wanna see i'm loses is shit over this in the future.. in fact i wanna see i'm loose is shit beacause it's funny as hell XD
lol, this is like trying to watch the dudes from gears of war try to cook. "I'm supposed to tap the egg against the bowl?" (smashes the egg with as much humanly possible force)
this was my first game grumps video EVER i saw this vid when it first came out and i fell in love with both arin and danny after like the first 2 minutes they're just so likeable dude, you cant NOT like these two they're adorable and hilarious!!!!!
For a moment I was going to cry... I thought I heard Danny say at the end that he was goind to abandon NSP for some reason, (maybe 'cause I wasn't paying too much attention) but everything's ok. DON'T YOU EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT!
I fucking feel like Danny just tucked me into bed and now I'm actually feeling all comfy and shit like someone actually tucked me in is this the magic of Danny
![Gunna - HIM ALL ALONG [Official Visualizer]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HiCxoDeo0hc/mqdefault.jpg)
Dan: "it's semolina. Salmonella is a terrible disease"
Arin: "how did y- I don't care."
*immediately contracts salmonella*
today we learn that cooking mama makes grown men very aggressive
are we sure they are 'grown men'.
+James Conkleton Oooh.. I don't know. You have a point there.
+abbey well i mean competitive cooking will make anyone agressive, have you ever seen iron chef or like chopped or whatever
My friends and i always fought over this fucking game
+James Conkleton Dan is fine
Arin is the douchebag here
I've never seen people be so aggressive in cooking mama....
Play Mario party and splatoon ranked battle mode and you'll know the pain
+Crystal Clod you forgot smash bros
+Crystal Clod Lol yea ranked mode is so agressive
I was alwys aggressive in Cooking Mama
You clearly haven't played it right. Me and my friends scream at this game more than Mario Kart. XD
My favorite part:
"Oooh, you have to crack it gently."
*Really slowly moves the Wii remote*
"C'MON!!!! CRACK YOU FUCK!!!"
Gets me every time...
"FRIENDS AND FOOooOODD?!"
+Viktor Braginski [CaptainDayren] The two things I wish I had.
I pity you.
Yaassss
Did anyone else think it was "FRIENDS ARE FOOD"
Lizbeth Puff WAIT, WHAT ELSE ARE THEY FOR?
This shit is better than fucking Chopped.
Stout Shako Dude imagine game grumps playing this. but with Gordan Ramsey yelling at them
Aiden Ocelot UGLY LAUGHTER
Accidentally turned some epic music on in the background while you were cracking eggs, that was fucking hilarious
Tree Dragon brb gonna try this
am i the only one who didnt want this to be only 1 episode long?
I wanted more too
I know for some reason I could watch an entire series of this
I second that!
"Arin wins at being a condescending douche."
I'm dead.
MrIamaverydude I nearly did choking on my saliva while laughing at that part and the whole line before it holy
U ALL SUCk
"MY DOUGH IS FUCKING BIG AS SHIT, DUDE."
Somebody send them Babysitting Mama, please! Science confirms that the humor generated from a Game Grumps Babysitting Mama episode would be enough to power a small country for a week.
I thought you were joking at first.
Then I googled that game.
This would be gold if they did that.
true dat
Sean Martinez I want to say that my browser gave me the "Translate" option under this post. Out of curiosity, I clicked it. "True dat" apparently means "True that". I. Laughed too hard at this.
"Crack you f*ck!"
-Daniel Avidan, 2014
I would like to imagine that he's in a investigation room. His suspect isn't talking and he's getting frustrated
XD Omg. That scenario just made me pee my pants. That's so creative! XD
J-J_Manersen TMI, dude.
TMI.
So many of Danny and Aaron's laughing fits and random reference's in this video made me laugh so hard at random moments.
Because his controls kinda suck right now.
Nickelodeon Guts: "WHY WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO"
Cooking Mama: "Haha you don't know what to do mmh yeah."
+spiritmint He knew what to do, he just didn't do it well.
+Kynan Bunce Jon is the original.
+Miya Lynn and originals can suck, much like jon
+spiritmint Except this game literally has a clear instructions menu for every task. Completely different, you dummy. Yeah, I said it. You're a dummy.
***** Objectively meaning it is up to the individual to decide, and a lot of people are for and against jon, What was your point?
Of all the things the US is known for...they choose popcorn?
What else is the US known for? Hamburgers and hotdogs? Those are way too simple to make.
Rachael Meyer No deep fried anything could've been on there.
Why Listen You're right, they should have put deep fried popcorn.
Rachael Meyer Hamburgers are German.
Rachael Meyer And popcorn isn't??
"That's my tartar sauce"
*I choke on my fucking sweet tea*
+Lisa McNeil DO YOU NEED A LOOZENGE?
+Marissa McBride XD
+Lisa McNeil ....hawt...
I've actually had squid ink pasta when I went to Italy! The ink its self doesn't taste of much, it just gives a slight squid-ish taste to the pasta. Was actually very nice!
Did you by any chance fling some of said pasta at a man who caught it with his own pasta?
It might be one of those cilantro foods bc for me it added a magical perfect completely unique flavor to the food
I can only describe it as like, pasta^2
"Where'd you learn to chop? Jason Voorhees!" That cracks me up everytime
Saaaaaaammmnnmmmmeeeeeeeee
I actually cried real lesbian tears of joy when Danny kissed the camera because he's a precious ball of sunshine
Actual Trash your picture is my everything. i love him
Actual Trash Does Jumin Han is gay
Castiel Winchester Jumin Han does is gay
is there a difference between lesbian tears and straight tears?
Jurassic Crafter yeah, lesbian tears are a lot saltier
'Chop chop chop the squid
Chop chop chop the squid
Chop chop chop the squid
Disappoint my father'
(From victorious...... no one *crickets* okay.....)
Carly Jones yuuuh
Wren Jones I didn’t know the reference so just sang it to row row row the boat XD
Holy shit you washed a wave over me that I never thought I’d see again
@@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks That's not that far off to how they sing it in the show.
Why haven't they made a Cooking Obama yet?
Booking Sauna: Make it happen Obama.
They tried to make a flash game, but the website wouldn't work! HEY-OH!
You just made my day
I can see were you got this idea from...(Right under this comment)
MrZaloski awesome
Everyone is talking about Dan's camera kiss but I liked the way Arin said "gross" whenever he did it.
After Arin said gross to Dannys kiss at the end, i expected Arin to say...."give me another"
I'm getting really aggravated because you guys DON'T play this basic child's game right but at the same time I'm laughing my ass off because you guys CAN'T play this basic child's game right
CarlyCraft dude they are just playing this for fun, it doesn't matter.
lauryn laflesch i know that, i was making fun of myself... can i help you
CarlyCraft such a deeck
Nice pic. Skyrim fan? Thats the crown of Barenziah!
that leads me to believe that you've never played cooking mama
I love the aggressive cooking.
Danny is so freaking cute, like, mate.
*like, WOULD mate
i know this was 4 years ago, but his eyes are so cute
@@pogpogpurinn he still is!
@@pogpogpurinn There so inviting 😍
Danny is a sweetheart.
Danny's just so fucking cute. I just want to hug him... ._.
You just spoke for everyone. Thank you for that.
KiariLeader123 Here's a list of reasons why he isn't:
-1. He's a jew.-
1. He's like, 30+
2. uhhhhh...
3. I dunno...
I guess you're kinda right.
Mr.Kitty Kat Hey FUCK YOU
Hey..He is still cute.
I Know right XD
God dammit Danny, I need a new keyboard now, I jizzed all over it when you kissed the camera.
+Chrnan6710 fuckig same
it's the number one rule of watching game grumps
You are gay
+carter johnson ;)))
I never noticed how weird you kids are. You all need to calm down..
This should be turned into an animation
Well I think we learned to not let Arin cook for you, he may put Salmonella in it. 0-0
Mmmmm... i can already taste that salmonella you put in... XD
isakscherlund XD M8 XD
Apparently Arin is actually a cooking master or some shit. We only have Jon's word on that, but I doubt he'd lie to make Arin look good when he could've been like "So Arin sucks dick at cooking."
I don't remember what episode it was. Dan might've mentioned it at some point, too.
But yeah. Master Chef.
K den m8
TailsTheFox31 Jon also swore that Arin was great at Pokemon
Arin yelling SALMONELLA at a bowl of flour is my new favorite thing.
I got a kiss from Danny Sexbang... I can now die happy.
i may be a lesbian, but if you thin k i didn't want to kiss that ray of sunshine back ur wrong
Danny Shinebang!
+what same af
+what I now live by these words.
+what tihs is beautiful
+what this is legit me
I hate how in most game grumps vs arin knows the game while Danny struggles with controls and doesn't even get to read the explanations most of the time
That's the funny part!
I just feel bad when Dan gets all upset because of it :(
+OfelieArt Arin is the sore winner
I'm reminded of Nickelodeon Guts, when Arin was the one who didn't know the controls.
to be fair, Arin did read most of the controls. Dan just didn't know to hit the a button
Holy shit Danny's fucking hair at the end. I want to sleep in it and be enveloped by his gorgeous jewy wavy locks.
his hair reminds me of jonathan's from smtiv
SO
DAMN
FLUFFY
"Hi, I'm Danny. I've been homeless for 8 years..."
This is what happens when you don't use face-cam
***** Yeah I don't really want face-cam either. I like the show the way it is. But the opportunity to crack a joke was just too inviting.
No, just a hipster. See Starbucks coffee.
Has anyone noticed that the japanese voice Dan does in the beginning kinda sounds like Italy from Hetalia?? PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
YES
Molly Marsh totally FrUK
Molly Marsh HELLS YEAH!! AND WHOEVER DISAGREES IS AN IDJIT
Molly Marsh i had a feelin youd get that one :3
Gerita ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Your the little netherlands town and i was the fucking mountain near by. oh earthquake" loving it (im dutch by the way)
K, it isnt special that you're dutch :/
+Blabby they were talking about the Netherlands and he's dutch, so...
americans dont often talk about the netherlands
so its special in my case
+Blabby >can't equate being dutch to being from the netherlands. Sad.
Xiao Mei what do you mean?
...This reminds me of that time JonTron trolled Arin hard by not telling him how to land on the platform during the Guts Playthrough...
I was thinking the same thing myself.
Money on that controllers Arin gives people are broken purposely in some way at this point considering how many times people have seemed to have issues (not just Danny or Jon, Ross too)
Universal Law of Video Games decrees that second player's controller is always broken. No exceptions. You always want to play as first, third or fourth player.
Trixiehobbits I subvert that by making my third player controller the janky one.
Nerdy314159265 You are messing with the fabric of space and time, welp.
Goddamnit every time I hear “Clifford” I’m only going to think of their playthrough of DDLC.
“Oh no, it’s Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound!”
why did you kiss the camera i almost fell off my bed fangirling
that's gross.
Matthew Williams your opinion matters to me about as much as Christmas is relevant in Danny's life.
Madalyn Dawn what? Because he's a Jew? I know a lot of Jews that celebrate Christmas. It has nothing to do with Christianity u schmuck.
Matthew Williams he's already said he doesn't celebrate Christmas. That's why I said it. It means that your opinion is irrelevant, just like Christmas is irrelevant to Danny.
Madalyn Dawn gonna be honest. I don't know Jack shit about these two. I just felt like being a dick. Thanks for playing. Xoxoxoxo ;3
arin... you are.. the cooking mama
you can't write that shit
that shit is comedy gold
"Now I'm the one who is bitch."
Dan kills me.
Dan with his hair, that jacket and holding that cup at the end... You literally look like a homeless man Arin picked up off the street.
It'd be funny if that was the actual backstory, xD
*spoiler alert* He is. Arin keeps him around for funsies.
But he's a dragon!
Not some guy Arin met at the bus station...in a dragon suit.
ALL HAIL DAN'S GLORIOUS HAIR!!!
This is one of the first episodes of GG that I watched. It was awesome then and it's awesome now!
I blushed so hard when Danny kissed the camera.
I was like: "wait. what. What. WHA- *he kisses camera*.......................aight then"
Note to self: Don't drink while watching this.
I spat water at the 'CRACK, YOU FUCK." part xD
This was my first grumps video and now I'm seeing them (nsp and star bomb) live in Chicago aaaaa
Seeing them live in 3 days :D
DaisyPeach good job both of you!.... i dont really care honestly
dragonvale19 Yet you still comment…
DaisyPeach OMFG I USED TO LIVE THERE FOR 8 YEARS
This was my first video too haha
I am the fucking master of this game on the DS.
same fam
Same but I'm shit at it on Wii
hell yeah
Amaya Harmon saaaaaame
MY WIFE IS OBSESSED WITH COOKING MAMA SHE EVEN TRIED TO GET ME TO PLAY IT
I HAVE TO SAY ITS A VERY CUTE GAME
I ALSO ENJOY COOKING MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TREED?
SORRY ILL FIX THAT
MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY HOOLP MEH!
*YELLING INTENSIFIES*
I just now realized that the WII has been out for almost 10 years. I think Nintendo is due for a new console.
....Wii U?
It's basically the same exact thing with a new fangled-y device.
3DS?
Astromyxin what if they brought back an old system, like the snes, or game cube
Astromyxin Not true. It has much better graphics (1080p) fast processor and much better Internet servers...as well as a new fangled device thingy
Anyone else kiss Danny?
I'm pretty sure 70% of people did 😂
crissy4445 You're so sad.
.............no?
possibly, even though he's about twice my age
+Amber Giza but he doesn't look that old. Danny looks like he's in his mid 20s
4:35 Classic Arin not telling Dan how to do something to tip the scales in his favor, and acting douchéy when he wins.
Another sign of Arin slowly transforming into Jon.
Except for when Dan asked "are you pressing anything?" and Arin said "Yeah the A button"
***** About 3 fails later, though.
***** At that point, it was too late. Arin had already successfully docked at the winners pier, booked himself a penthouse suite in Win For One, and was sipping on penis coladas, while watching Dan prepare his squid dinner to completion.
He's just taking his GUTS anger out on Dan.
11:00 Squid Ink is pretty fucking tasty, actually.
12:10 Arin trying to make Danny laugh while he's drinking is so pure
Lol... I feel so much manliness that I fear unicorns will fly out of their grump butts. Or rather, Barrycorns.
my monitor screen tastes like dust....
Papyrus Cooking Simulator.
"TODAY I, THE |GREAT| PAPYRUS, WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SQUID INK SPAGHETTI!!"
Spaghetti!!!!!
+Sebastian Lopian XD
+Aleks Skhopyjk I'm pretty sure everyone would fail
YES!!!
Not gonna lie I moved in and kissed my monitor at the end
No shame man, I did the same to my phone screen.
Me tooooo :3
I put my tongue out #nochill
Omg xP
Me too :3
XD Me too dude
WELL THAT SMOOCH HAD ME FLUSTERED
Squid ink pasta is awesome. In my experience you can't taste the ink that much, so it just looks metal as fuck
This is my favorite comment of all time. I will from now on make sure my food is indeed metal as fuck before it enters my metal body.
12:11
I specifically remember hearing that song in Tom and Jerry xD
Arin, that was hilarious
Love that tune!
its actually a piece of classic music. Sabre Dance of the russian (or armenian) ballet Gayaneh, of Aram Khachaturian
Gam damn it Dan, don't kiss the screen! Now I gotta kiss back and people will watch me kiss my phone in public!... The things I do for you
That’s dedication & bravery I WISH I had
5:03-5:09 Egoraptor went from chill to aggressive for no reason and I was laughing uncontrollably the whole time.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
when Danny kissed the camera i was like "...ah... aaah.... AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
As Obama would say, “I’m gonna pre”
THE ENDING KILLED ME
I AM DEAD
TY DANNY FOR GOODNIGHT KISSES
I literally died at the end omg Danny 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I had to rewind the video and kiss my screen about 12 times.
When Dan first cracked his egg and went "OHH NOO!!" I laughed so much I cried xD
I had this on full screen, and my mom walked in when Danny kissed the screen... it was awkward
9 years ago and you can hear the audio quality 😂 still love coming back to old videos
I think there should be a Rematch VS where Danny practices games Arin won and challenges him to a rematch
is there anyone out there that also went up to the monitor to kiss Dan at the end?
My penis did...
Paul Vasquez Tejada good job sir
Paul Vasquez Tejada UMMMMM.....
I don't know which was better, Danny's burn on the Netherlands fun facts or "Arin wins at being a condescending douche" XD
Also, I've been looking at that clip at the end for weeks XD I love it!!
why are they on such a kids game streak? Like, there's this, disney princess, build a bear, daring game for girls. what's next, elmo teaches typing?
-
-
-
*a joke
But seriously, why?
C'mon, game designers, get it together!
***** well, not a kid's game, but i counted it as one because it's just this upbeat, cartoony, super casual thing that, aesthetically, looks designed with the intent to appeal to younger kids. Not saying that only little kids can play it, I'm just saying that it looks like it is designed to appeal to kids.
I want them to play another scary game... I want to hear danny scream like a girl for a 2nd time xD
dbzclaw1 They should just play Downpour and/or Homecoming. God those games are terrible.
Seems like Arin wasn't helping, like when he yelled at john for not helping
hold a grudge much?
I'll say it again: Except for when Dan asked "are you pressing anything?" and Arin said "Yeah the A button"
SteelandSouls15 Fair is fair. If you watched the Disney Think Fast episode yesterday. When they were launching the different fruits in the basket, Dan asked Arin how he was doing it so fast, and Arin replied with something along the lines of "that's just how good I am". What I noticed is that Dan would wait for the fruit to appear before starting to hold the launch power button, and Arin would already be holding it in before his fruit spawned, so that his power meter would jump down to the correct place if he timed it well enough. It's very obvious that Arin could see this function, and kept it to himself.
There are more examples of this type of "fair play", if you watch some of the versus matches they have done.
I did watch it. I just didn't care. Are they laughing and having a good time? Super. I'm not here to be a critic of their individual morality.
i Mean i don't complain its funny to watch but XD i doN't ever wanna see i'm loses is shit over this in the future..
in fact i wanna see i'm loose is shit beacause it's funny as hell XD
Game idea: Cooking Mama but with Gordon Ramsay
Oh my goodness, Danny. What a doll.
lol, this is like trying to watch the dudes from gears of war try to cook.
"I'm supposed to tap the egg against the bowl?" (smashes the egg with as much humanly possible force)
this was my first game grumps video EVER i saw this vid when it first came out and i fell in love with both arin and danny after like the first 2 minutes
they're just so likeable dude, you cant NOT like these two they're adorable and hilarious!!!!!
The ending part before Danny starts talking about NSP is amazing
I think Arin gave Danny a broken controller.
Again.
RUSSIAN FLAG ON PIROGI
MY ONE FOURTH UKRAINIAN IS VERY ANGRY
PokeZelda6664 MY FOUR FOURS POLISH IS VERY ANGRY TOO
PokeZelda6664 My full POLISH IS VERY VERY VERY VERY ANGRY TOO! i KURWA KAWALEK DUPEK LUDZI!!!!!!
MY ONE SEVENTYEIGTH RUSSIAN IS VERY PLEASED
PokeZelda6664 MY FULL RUSSIAN WAS LAUGHING FOR A SECOND
My 2.5% hylian likes cheese!
So uh...
How are you guys DOUGHing?
I'm doing fine. Everything's just EGGselent right now.
***** really that's the best BUN you could come up with?
alpha dev Sorry, i KNEAD more ideas :(
***** all my best ideas come to me when im taking a LEEK so you should go try that.
alpha dev I couldn't, the ideas were too STEAMY
Danny! Danny there's a bear behind you!
OH MY GOD DANNY IT"S EATING YOUR HEAD.
Danny how are you single?!
Danny's single? I volunteer as tribute.
+Lucy Buckingham it's up to all of you lovely ladies to give Danny the kind of love that we men simply cannot (as far as I know).
+Rope Rope idk man. arin n dan are a lil.....
+Lucy Buckingham because he doesn't like commitment or responsibility
Danny Sexbang is everyone's husband, even straight guy
5:30 I'm growing my dough my dough is getting so big!
this was the first gg episode I ever watched, still one of my favorites
3:03 "CRACK, YOU FUCK" XD i lost it LOL!
This hit me right in the childhood
According to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Squid Ink Pasta is supposed to be pretty damn good....
Just throwin' that out there.....
You can bet your fine ass it his. My aunt does a really good one.
More Wolf Job??
In Jonathan I trust...
This was my first game grumps Vs and i love coming back to watch it every so often.
Holy Danny's hair at the end... I think a small child could sleep in his hair.
"MY FUCKING BREAD IS GONNA BE SO GODAMN GOOD!"
Remember, cooking food is easy; it’s knowing when to stop cooking that’s hard.
For a moment I was going to cry... I thought I heard Danny say at the end that he was goind to abandon NSP for some reason, (maybe 'cause I wasn't paying too much attention) but everything's ok. DON'T YOU EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT!
I just now realized how deep dan's voice actually is...
"A lose-enge"
I was eating and I ended up choking on my food. Gaaah, I love your puns.
Can't wait for that Salmonella Cake! :)
One of the first game grumps videos I watched...oh the memories...thathappened onlylike2monthsagobutstill..
I fucking feel like Danny just tucked me into bed and now I'm actually feeling all comfy and shit like someone actually tucked me in is this the magic of Danny
Danny's big scream when he breaks the egg is a bit too real...